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This shit don't make no fucking sense by Augustus Dullygold - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:04:36 EST ID:bPqtuACa No.28920 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I've been trying to clear my pee of THC. I tested myself on Wednesday and Friday of last week, and the results were negative for THC. I tested myself on Monday of this week, and again, I tested negative. Then, I tested myself on Wednesday this week and I came up positive for THC. I tested myself today, and once again I was positive for THC. I have not smoked at all, or even been around weed smoke between Monday and Wednesday this week, but somehow I ended up testing positive TWICE. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? I need to be positive by Monday or I will be fucked. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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Eugene Smallwill - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 00:55:46 EST ID:WFDve2C3 No.28936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Probably. If you can get yourself some fake pee. If your not a fat ass though you can probably swing it without fake pee
Wesley Navingbanks - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 16:30:16 EST ID:Q432+iac No.28940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
UPDATE: Monday's drug test was negative, albeit highly diluted. My pee was crystal clear. I drank over a gallon of water before the urine test.
Angus Denkinman - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 19:19:02 EST ID:UT/EhF4/ No.28963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Proud of you son.
Hamilton Blackwell - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 19:25:48 EST ID:NHQihj2w No.28964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If this is for probation, ask for a lab test that shows levels of THC (if they don't already). That way, if you do piss positive, you'll be able to show that THC levels are at least going down, proving you haven't used.
Esther Drabbermock - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 21:45:33 EST ID:Q432+iac No.28979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not a legal thing. It's for a research study.

UPDATE: I have one final piss test tomorrow. I passed a urine test yesterday so I'm hoping all will go well for tomorrow.

Detox from smoking by Hamilton Fambleridge - Tue, 31 Jan 2017 13:41:17 EST ID:d2c8+NBe No.28883 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm 150 lbs I have smoked about a 1/2 of cannabis in the past 3 months and an 1/8 last week, looking for a job and want to pass a urine test. What should I do?
Cyril Pipperwodge - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:54:52 EST ID:Xv5UOcOV No.28890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jobs where you need to drive regularly have DOT required piss tests, get a job where you don't need to drive. Be a cook in a restaurant kitchen, or even start as a dishwasher and do prep cooking, those guys are allowed to smoke. Or be a Grad student, work in a bookstore. Hell, I even work in an office programming software and can smoke, but couldn't smoke as a nurse or as a firefighter. It's safer to be stoned behind a desk anyways.

Rule of thumb for heavy users, cold turkey for 30 days to pass a piss test.
Light users, a weekend and many gallons of water.
Edwin Socklehood - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 16:55:30 EST ID:qkneRXan No.28926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cold turkey for 30 days to pass a piss test.

Make that 90 days for urine and shave your hair for a follicle test

How long until my mind clears up? by Betsy Turveyman - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 03:30:29 EST ID:Ep/9NLV9 No.28831 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Back story: Been smoking for 12 years, mostly daily with a few short breaks. Started at 16, now 28. Quit at new years (not a resolution, planned it months beforehand) and not going to smoke at all for three months at least. Last smoke was NYE and I smoked about 15-20g total in december.

I have no problem at all with staying off weed as planned but I still feel like my mind is kind of dull and I don't have any energy or motivation/dedication in life. Does this get better? I've been entirely clean for 20 days now, haven't had alcohol more than two times. I eat clean and work out three times a week. But still I just sit at home bored browsing the web, unmotivated to do anything. Might have been naive of me to think that I'd get full of motivation and energy from just not smoking weed but I still hoped for it to get a bit better.
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Lillian Conninglodge - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 13:48:21 EST ID:Nw1d/+96 No.28863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, i had a pretty debilitating depression, I'd have thoughts I couldn't shake all day. In the first 60 or so days of Wellbutrin I noticed mild effects, and weight loss. Three months or so in tho, I got very positive and euphoric for a week, that settled into where I am now. I can push those thoughts aside now, and I feel more motivated. It's subtle, but so is depression, before it started really working a lot of things my therapist and ppl were saying sounded easy but were impossible like 'don't best yourself up'. Once it kicked in all of those things became do able. It's weird until it worked I couldn't process the help I was givin. After my life has just improved steadily for almost two years now.

It also makes it easy to decide when I've had enough. I've been able to quit smoking, booze, fast food, meat, and a ton of other stuff. It improved my will power. I still blaze medically, but now I can control it. I can have two ounces and just smoke what I need. Before I'd smoke whatever I had in days. Same with spending.

For me it's helped a lot. I had to stick with it though. I really wondered why I bothered at first. But I'm glad I did.
Lillian Conninglodge - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 14:19:01 EST ID:Nw1d/+96 No.28864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I meant 'don't beat yourself up'
Fanny Clessledare - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 04:42:03 EST ID:Ep/9NLV9 No.28868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Makes sense that you managed to quit everything as it's also used as an aid to quit smoking. What are some things more specifically that you found easier to do? Everyday stuff?

To clarify a bit I don't have any issues quitting weed, other drugs, drinking, caffeine, or other bad habits. And I have no anxiety issues and no depression. But it's just like there's a hole in my life where weed used to be and I find myself unable to immerse myself in anything.

The best thing about weed was the sudden fascination with stuff and being motivated and interested in doing things and feeling good about them. Didn't really work with weed either as I got tired of whatever I did in like 10 minutes though and anything physical I'd just not do, and many things just got to the planning stage. But it was really like night and day motivation-wise, I'd get stoned and suddenly got all these ideas for how I'm going to do hobby projects and learn stuff. If I could get that feeling but while sober my life would be great because I would actually do them.
Angus Crerrysone - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 12:53:08 EST ID:Nw1d/+96 No.28870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Motivation in general. From getting out of bed, to starting tasks. It lights a fire under your ass. Combined with sativa you're a whirlwind. It just made me want to live, it's hard to explain. It won't let me settle very easily. I know this sounds vague, but it's just like my procrastination was greatly reduced.
It doesn't feel like I'm high or anything, but I don't feel depleted anymore either,
Nathaniel Sinderkeck - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:33:02 EST ID:/O9NOsjz No.28917 Ignore Report Quick Reply

My experience with it was less positive. I got on 150 mg and was fine for a couple weeks (severely depressed, but nothing worse than before). They raised my dose to 300 mg, I had terrible side effects (worsening depression, suicidal thoughts) and went back down. Even on 150 mg, which I took for 9 months, my muscles were constantly tense, I would be nauseated after every meal and probably still throwing up about 3 times a week. Mood seems to have actually improved since I stopped. It had a very mild withdrawal that was mostly made up by fatigue for about 1-2 weeks. I wish I had just stopped earlier. SSRIs were even worse though.

Wellbutrin isn't particularly dopaminergic even though it is an NDRI, by the way.

HPPD (cross post from /psy/) by Phineas Biblinghall - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 11:36:16 EST ID:eiO5M3eG No.28822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how do you guys deal with it? I'm talking about that feeling of still being partly in hyperspace, occassionally debilitating depersonalization and extreme anxiety about shit that I didn't get anxious about before. I feel like I'm always on the verge of ego death and it's very difficult to be around people for long periods of time. I've been tripping for quite awhile but recently increased the frequency to once a week for about 2 months. I was breaking through for each one of these trips. The last trip was particularly shattering (although the lowest dose, go figure), and left me with little control over my mind, although I feel like the frequency that I was tripping contributed to the breakdown, the trip was trying to lock me out of hyperspace but I forced it and broke through anyway, that was a mistake.

Anyway I like to play guitar, meditate a lot and go out in nature but it's cold as a bitch outside so I wonder if there's anything else I can do? I've quit all drugs including caffeine and I don't smoke
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Jack Hattingfoot - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:26:46 EST ID:5+Wy/d8w No.28897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've got some Valerian root supplements that have been absolutely amazing for helping with my sleep and I've been feeling pretty incredible the past couple days
Mushroom-Madness - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:45:21 EST ID:RFgYlv9B No.28898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Be careful with using Valerian root to sleep especially multiple days in a row. I have had incredibly vivid night terrors from taking valerian roots. I have also read other people experiencing the same thing.
Sidney Goodbury - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 02:44:51 EST ID:5+Wy/d8w No.28900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ive been taking it a few days ... been having pretty vivid dreams recently. i think ill back off. I took some tonight. the first day i used it i slept sound but now my dreams are very vivid.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention
Sidney Goodbury - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 02:48:59 EST ID:5+Wy/d8w No.28901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry for double post but I also take 6mg of melatonin every night to get to sleep. I need to get my sleep schedule on track naturally ...

Thank you though.
Edwin Billingstone - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 19:41:38 EST ID:4gyE4GE1 No.28915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have an embarrassing psychiatric diagnosis that I'm 99% sure is really HPPD, but when I explained HPPD to my psychiatrist they just shrugged it off and said my mental illness led to the drug use and not vice versa. Psychedelics don't cause autism that's for sure, I've just got bad docs.

I recommend doing a lot of mathematics, like logical and lexical mathematics. It seems to ground consciousness in my case.

Failing 5-panel test after by Phyllis Blennershit - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 11:15:11 EST ID:zGoQrY4D No.28905 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /detox/,

stopping opiates by Jarvis Biddlewater - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 15:33:50 EST ID:0GXrekh1 No.28837 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's gotten really hard for me to go a workday without doing opiates (actually i really only do heroin now)
The day drags on and I get tired/stressed and it's so easy to get. This was supposed to be a controlled thing, but it's really just all I want to do every day.
I realized earlier that ever since I started with pills I stopped being able to save money, and since I started H I've actually been running out of cash days before payday.
I'm not going to do them anymore. That's what I said last Saturday, before my friend gave me some dope he owed me on Monday. He's the one who offered me pills for the first time and then got me on H lol. It's good for him because he's an addict and steals from me when I give him money. He owes me $40 right now, will probably try to give it back in dope. I'm just going to let him keep it.
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David Bocklebanks - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:05:30 EST ID:0GXrekh1 No.28848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There aren't any other drugs I could take. I hate alcohol and benzos, weed gives me anxiety and paranoia if I'm not at home. I could do Adderall but it's too expensive and I don't really enjoy it.

All of the other guys at work do meth. I tried it once and hated it.
Fanny Ginkindine - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 14:39:18 EST ID:MtMEhhW6 No.28865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here just updating.
This shit is a lot easier than I was working it up to be in my head. I feel a little under the weather, but I'm so thankful I didn't do H long enough to have serious WDs.

I just like opiates too much to use them with any moderation. The first time I tried Oxy something clicked and I knew it was going to be a problem. They make you feel like everything is fulfilled. You'll never get anywhere in your life if all you aspire to do is get money, get high and repeat.
Basil Pittfuck - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 18:52:47 EST ID:jnjR0REE No.28866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For me opiates covers everything I need in a drug thats why their so addicting. Like you I started from pills to H and would sometimes do it daily for a week or 2 then stop to let my body adjust back so I don't get serious WDs. I know you said weed, benzos, booze isn't your thing and stimulants in general are expensive especially when done daily. Its best for you to stay away from drugs in general if you can't keep them in moderation. Get into exercise and smoking weed with friends in a safe paranoia free environment.
Mushroom-Madness - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 04:40:12 EST ID:cxyckTsb No.28894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds to me like you need some kratom
Ian Blackford - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 10:14:01 EST ID:YrvNogof No.28895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
any updates OP?

Help by Hannah Menkinfuck - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 12:19:54 EST ID:tjbX8ywf No.28892 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm heavily addicted to 420chan
How do i stop?
James Pannerstock - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 12:35:28 EST ID:YrvNogof No.28893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lurk moar

Light smoker by Eugene Bonningdale - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 19:19:01 EST ID:/hC4wf64 No.28871 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how long would it take for me to pass a blood/urine test completely if I only smoke two times a week for two months?
Eliza Dogglesat - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 23:20:12 EST ID:jnjR0REE No.28881 Ignore Report Quick Reply

give yourself 3 weeks at least with exercise and antioxidants, you should be clean unless by the end of 3rd week on average. If your skinny and active then maybe 2 weeks, if your a fat fuck give it 4 weeks or more.

etizolam and drug tests by Fooking Nagger - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 18:48:36 EST ID:StLCHyRL No.28878 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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(crossposting this to /detox/ and /benz/)

I will be taking a pre employment drug test sometime within the next week. This is an amazingly good job and I was very lucky to get the position. I really don't wanna blow it because of some stupid herbs and powders.

How long does etiz last in the system?


I was eating and smoking plenty marijuana during the xmas break and new years. After Jan 8 it was just edibles about 20 to 45mg THC a day. I stopped the edibles on Jan 12th. Took two dip stick tests yesterday (50ng and 20ng) and passed both, so I'm not to worried about the weed


So i know etizolam isnt considered a benzo but I heard it can pop for benzos on piss tests and sometimes the lab can detect etizolam.

Here's how I use etizolam. Maximum twice a week and no more than 2mg. I use it for relaxation and good sleep. My last use was last week on Thursday so the 26th I believe. 4 days ago. And befor that I used 2 days prior, the 24th. Before that I used about a week before then sometime between the 17 and the 19th. Before that I didnt use since NYE.
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Fooking Nagger - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 18:52:40 EST ID:StLCHyRL No.28879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also take kratom daily but as fsr as I know it shouldn't be a problem. please let me know if otherwise but I'm pretty sure its safe. thank you
Fooking Nagger - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 18:53:04 EST ID:StLCHyRL No.28880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also take kratom daily but as fsr as I know it shouldn't be a problem. please let me know if otherwise but I'm pretty sure its safe. thank you

Pupils by Eugene Bonningdale - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 19:38:45 EST ID:/hC4wf64 No.28872 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long does it take for pupils to go back to normal after smoking weed? Only two places I've seen this asked say from like 5 hours to 48
Shitting Desslestod - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 02:45:38 EST ID:DiEeJGye No.28877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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depend of your term of consuming. If you have been smoking for couple week your testosterone gets lower. After exercises you will feel better.

Those damn hair follicles... by Hannah Deffingfet - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 22:42:42 EST ID:g4J9FTE3 No.28824 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys, I had a minor relapse in which I used from 1/04-1/19. My ex girlfriend wants to hair test me 90 days after the 11th of January. She thinks that it's the last day I used, I don't want to make things worse obviously so I agreed to take a hair test for her exactly 90 days after 1/11 to prove (or not) that I have been clean since that exact date.

Now, I already am going to just assume that any of the shampoos or whatever that they sell are complete bullshit just like the detox potions they sell for weed/other drugs. I have a pretty fast metabolism and I generally exercise daily. The drugs in my hair would be meth and heroin, she doesn't care about me using weed. If I stop my usage on 1/19 (Giving it an extra day as a buffer since I will stop using after tonight but the drugs won't have metabolized yet.) Is there any chance I have of succeeding? I really would like to reconcile with her more than anything in the world, this is extremely important to me. Would cardio exercise, maintaining a health diet, etc... even help at all?

Please let me know if there is any way at all for me to mitigate my chances of failing this test! I really need advice here...
Jenny Chonderchere - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 00:25:06 EST ID:gTj147k5 No.28825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
meth and heroin? i think you have bigger problems than just your gf dumping you. she's the last thing you should be worrying about. you should be worried about yourself.
Hannah Deffingfet - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 01:27:31 EST ID:g4J9FTE3 No.28826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've dealt with full on addiction to both of these substances and have gotten off of both of them for a long time. My recent usage is due to being pathetic and resorting to a drug cocktail as a means of suicide about a week ago. As you can tell, my intentional overdose was unsuccessful. I have since stopped using after my bender, and I need to prove to her that I am not going back to being a junkie like I was before.
Jenny Chonderchere - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:19:51 EST ID:gTj147k5 No.28827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well atleast you stopped using. i can't say or tell what your WD is like right now. but, it seems like you're determined to keep your relationship with your girl and get sober for the better. good job so far.
Hedda Lightdock - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 19:29:30 EST ID:XB8zVI3a No.28862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just come clean with her that you used once.

Non-consenual meth by Priscilla Duvingtuck - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 11:50:32 EST ID:DrTDbDdo No.28832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Having a hard time typing, so sorry if it is wrong

I hooked up with a person online, normally not something I do but whatever
Seemed like a nice person, we meet & they get me lubed up as I am bent over the bed and then I feel something else go up my ass. I think, okay, it's just extra lube or something. Whatever.
Half way through going at it I start having an out of body experience. I didnt find out until afterwards when they told me that they had given me a fucking crystal meth enema with no mention of it beforehand.
I started freaking out and asked them how much. They said a bowl's worht, but I have never done meth so I don't know how much that is.
I have moderate form of epilepsy that normally doesn't come up much, but it triggered an attack shortly afterwards. My pupils were scary large and I spent hours violently shaking and spitting everywhere. it's been about 48 hours or so and things seem to be getting better, but I cannot stop shaking and catching myself breathing errratically and flipping out over minor thoughts
still haven't slept, but I don't want to go to a doctor because the situation is uncomfortable

Hooked up with someone who put meth up my ass without telling me and I don't know what to do. Please help
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Nell Worthingman - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 17:27:38 EST ID:DrTDbDdo No.28850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank you for your help!
I feel jet lagged and angry I had to miss work, but everything seems back to normal.
I am definitely reporting them, it is just weird. It doesn't feel like date rape. I was already there for sex. I didn't need any drugs to be persuaded. Who the hell just gives away something like meth for no reason anyway? I thought it was expensive.
Anyways, thanks again! I just smoked weed, took melatonin, and watched shows.
Fanny Guffinglock - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 19:25:42 EST ID:0GXrekh1 No.28851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>thought it was expensive
You'd ve surprised
Phineas Billinggold - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 20:33:56 EST ID:jnjR0REE No.28854 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You'd be really surprised. I can't even avoid it where I'm at, last week I saw my guy for coke/H and on top of it he added shards for free even though I said I didn't want any several times. Almost 80% I'm not looking for shard, it just appears while going about my day. I don't see much use in it(lasts too long) besides sex but then I have to smoke a bunch of weed to keep me hard.
John Clirringfig - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 23:11:50 EST ID:DrTDbDdo No.28855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Huh, it is strange that it is so prolific.
The sex was actually pretty incredible. It was like six hours of every stockpiled endorphin being spent at once. I don't know how anyone could stay hard on that stuff, though. Not trying to be crude, but it caused my balls to ascend to places in my body they did not belong. It was probably because I was flipping out on seizures and meth, but I was legitimately paranoid I had been chemically castrated for a bit there.
Phineas Billinggold - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 00:08:00 EST ID:jnjR0REE No.28856 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I can stay hard as a rock but I have to smoke tons of weed to the point of waste, you could do edibles or dabs for stronger dosages. Most hard drugs make me feel off for a day or 2 but im still able to go to work. Meth will make me feel like a damn zombie for maybe 5 days at least, and I usually have no choice but to call sick to work.

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