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CBD/Hemp cannabinoid Vape by AtheistScum8 - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 11:40:40 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29624 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So. I'm on probation. This shit is legal.
I am hoping for this to work as a tobacco substitute, as I smoke like a friggin chimney when I don't have my herb.
Jane's started makin me lazy and hazy n so on, you know the drill lads.
Anyone ever tried stuff like this?
I'm hoping it will give me a short cerebral high as I've gotten a lot of times smoking leaves/trim/or bud used for dab.
I will add my review on this shit once I get it, which will hopefully be tomoz.
Also I def recommend for my lads with cravings out there! <3
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Lillian Doffingkene - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 05:19:34 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm hoping it will help quench the 'thirst' for weed that I've built up over the years.
Not looking for psychoactiveness tbh fam, it's hard to pursue careers being fogged up all the time imo.
Fucking Lightbury - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 10:33:55 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This definitely offs the cravings by a decent amount.
And boy am I chilling. I can recommend Sensi's so far.
Yeah, I will try the tincture in the future, as it seems easier to dose.
I just need it for mental illness and anxiety, and I don't want it impairing my lit e-sport talent.
Also testing if it's as lit as people say after the gym tomoz.
Walter Snodford - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:41:18 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So, I am using this to quit cigarettes.
Day 1. 4 hours in.
I can feel me being a little lethargic and grumpy, nonetheless this shit's EASY.
I will sub the vape for CBD coconut oil later, switching cig addiction, with vape CBD, then into oral CBD.
Atleast I'm swapping it with healthy shit.
Wish me L U C K lads.
Walter Snodford - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:58:40 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But I just wanna add that I started cigs again because I had to quite the tokes.
So if you're in the same boat, try this shizzle out bruv.
Walter Snodford - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 09:03:18 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about shut your kazooey.
I am Z O O T E D.
Definitely recommend for my lil fags out there who are too paranoid to use the DM's.
This definitely scratches an itch.
Obviously won't get you head high as it has no THC/very little, so no psychoactive.
But sure gets you stoned.

Synthetic Urine. by Jarvis Fungerfuck - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 14:22:41 EST ID:d66Wqn5W No.29447 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Will it work for a drug test? Been reading some good things online and I wanted to hear a few personal experiences here.
Frederick Shittingcocke - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:48:20 EST ID:WO34i1Mj No.29579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i got a sanitation job with my brother, i used (someones) real pee
he used synthetic, both of us passed. So im going to say yes, just make sure you got the "latest version" or some shit. i remember him saying some shit like that and how important it was.
Thomas Shittingworth - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:10:37 EST ID:skzaF7q9 No.29633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used clear choice prank urine test twice at quest and it worked both times. Strapped the bottle to my leg with a thermacare. Didnt use the heat activator

the self disgust of relapsing by Ebenezer Farrykutch - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 06:26:59 EST ID:pHsWgtaT No.29621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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after coming to the conclusion that I need a long break from drugs for my mental health, I continued to abuse weed, oxy, xanax, pcp, ritalin, and 4-ho-mipt for three months under the clouded logic that by clearing my stash I 'm doing myself a favour
looking back, I feel not only disappointment in my lack of willpower but a large amount of self disgust by going against my own inner voice and consciousness

it feels like I've set myself back even further with my depression and dp/dr, creating even more anxiety and tarnishing my relationship with psychedelics

will this feeling pass the longer I stay sober?
how does /detox/ deal with relapsing and the like?
Fuck Dezzlekore - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:43:59 EST ID:/19boi00 No.29622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're abusing that many substances it's going to be hard to quit them all at once or even to quit drugs all together at first. You might want to think about getting on some kind of medically supervised drug regime to get you over the rocky emotional stage that will haunt you after the acute withdrawals subside and then re-assess.

It sounds like you bought into the classic all or nothing mindset that is impeding a successful transition into sobriety. No one can tell you what you've been suppressing with your poly-substance use, but if you're doing drugs 24/7 like that there's a good chance you might be suppressing an underlying disorder or trauma by staying high all the time. You might feel suicidal, you might have flashbacks from previous trauma, you might be bi-polar or have some personality disorder, but you will probably need some kind of medication to deal with sobriety for awhile if not in the long run.

Don't believe anyone that says you can just quit using drugs and be totally fine in a couple months lol, some people are self-medicating and you might be one of them without even knowing it. Some people really are just dealing with a substance use disorder(plain addicts) but alot of people have other mental issues that surface after they quit doing drugs.
Nathaniel Genningson - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 15:04:10 EST ID:7XdoapNm No.29625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't want to start an argument, and I completely believe in the idea that there is no one absolute way to recover.

Different people recover in different ways, and I have found that the only thing that works for me is NA.
If you truly want to quit and improve your life, you owe it to yourself to try every possible option. NA, or AA for that matter, is not for everyone. I get that.
Some people absolutely benefit more from Suboxone maintenance, Smart Recovery, church, IOP, other support groups, or just plain abstinence and self will.

Everyone is different, but as has been said before in this thread, many addicts deal with trauma and other mental disorders, and different methods offer different ways of dealing with these dual diagnoses.

Again, I'm not trying to start an argument, but I really feel like everyone deserves a happy and healthy life, and for many addicts the only way to gain that is by exploring your options.

Best of luck OP, you can do this.

test by Rebecca Hammerstick - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 09:08:06 EST ID:7gpRbKe9 No.29595 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a drug (urine) test tomorrow. The last time I smoked was a month ago (Oct 30th). The last time I smoked before that was two months ago (sometime in September). I also work out every day and have been steadily losing weight

I'm pretty much in the clear as far as it showing up in my piss goes right? Earlier in the year in Jan/Feb/March/April I was a mildly frequent user, about once a week but after that I stopped. Nothing should show up on the test, right? I'm nervous because if I lose this job I'm literally going to kill myself
Phyllis Sarryworth - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 03:20:10 EST ID:wAOaj2ig No.29596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
rip op ;(
Nell Dradgeville - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:41:55 EST ID:Xoqv1zvi No.29597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Be sure to drink loads of water just to be in the clear.
Like, urine crystal clear drinkable clear.
Just to be sure, the only risk is if your test is the first piss of the day and you haven't drunk jack shit water. Else all gucc fam.
Reuben Pittstock - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 11:59:39 EST ID:Yp7msQsR No.29598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Without a doubt you'll be fine. Drink a good amount of water a few hours before going in for the test, and you'll be gucci
Alice Feggledack - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 10:37:45 EST ID:7gpRbKe9 No.29604 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yes i passed!

thank for the help lads

quitting weed and adderall at the same time by Albert Brenkinnidging - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:53:19 EST ID:1YUsrKhT No.29582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i've been using weed to balance out the negatives of adderall for a little over a year now. i don't smoke the weed; i decarb it and put it in yogurt or capsules. i use about 60mg of adderall a day and a bit less than half a gram of the edible weed a few hours before bed.

my thinking for quitting both at the same time is that the withdrawal symptoms of one will (at least partly) cancel out the other's. but i realize my weed tolerance is next to nothing compared to the adderall tolerance.

the only problem i can see is that i probably will get hit doubly hard in areas where they complement each other. im expecting to be bored as fuck, have zero libido, and probably be pretty irritable for the first week at least.

good plan? bad plan? if not i'm probably gonna quit adderall while staying on weed and then stopping the weed.
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George Parrystone - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 16:29:17 EST ID:1YUsrKhT No.29586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alright, cool, thanks.

one more question... i've been on it for about 5 years, using almost daily - how long will it take to be able to function without adderall? the weed i feel i could stop much more easily.
Wesley Shittingville - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:48:49 EST ID:CYANx1Lz No.29587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not long, from days to a few weeks at most .
Molly Fittingtidge - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 05:27:27 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>weening off adderall

But it doesn't even cause physiological dependence.
Charlotte Bunwater - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:01:32 EST ID:/pLanchJ No.29592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what are you talking about
Jenny Gigglefotch - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 15:17:31 EST ID:YDItxgCg No.29600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never ever ever ever quit two drugs at the same time! That's only a last resort option and it's not even your option many times, it only happens when you get sent to jail, for example. The withdrawal will not be twice as strong as each taken separately, it will 4 times as strong. The withdrawal symptoms of one will NOT cancel out the other's, what are you even talking about?

Piss test by Matilda Clodgegold - Thu, 09 Nov 2017 18:55:54 EST ID:Yi02nUqe No.29561 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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175 pound 25 year old male. Havent smoked in 6 months til last weekend. Smoked 2-3 blunts, a bowl, and a dab friday, and another blunt saturday morning.

Now I get a call monday saying that theyre interested in an interview for a job paying $20 an hour. I applied to this job weeks ago. I currently make $12 and am straight up desperate for this job. My drug test is monday.

I pissed this morning when I first woke up in an at home test and came up dirty. I've been drinking cranberry juice all week. I've been trying to drink water, i've been taking niacin caps here and their and plan on getting more tomorrow. I'm about to hit the gym, I sweat my ass and balls off on the bike last night, and I plan on doing the same tonight and trying to get in a sauna. This weekend is no partying, straight up hitting the gym to shoot hoops and ride the bike all weekend, along with lots of sitting inside drinking untold gallons of water and cranberry juice

anyone got any tips? Can i pass?
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Fucking Guzzlechick - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 03:38:42 EST ID:wAOaj2ig No.29564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just go to a headshop and get fake piss, it works

what type of job btw OP, are you 100% certain they test
Hedda Gegglewater - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 12:18:48 EST ID:Yi02nUqe No.29566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Machine operator, yes, the piss test is scheduled. And thats out of the question, I need a microwave for that and im going directly from my current job to the piss test.
Oliver Cupperway - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 23:17:08 EST ID:Yi02nUqe No.29572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Took the test today, i passed very close to clean this morning (the line was kinda faded but there) and I went to work, drank about a gallon of water, drank a detox at lunch, and went in to took the test at 3 pm. When I got home I took a home test and passed.

I made a comment like "Hope I dont see you here again" and the nurse said "your urine looks very normal color so there shouldnt be a problem with dilution" my pee looked straight yellow, like i just woke up.

They gotta send it to a lab, should know by the end of the week. Will they be able to tell i use detox?
Charlotte Bunwater - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:03:53 EST ID:/pLanchJ No.29593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i assume the kit uses b vitamins to make your pee that color, i wouldn't worry
Albert Blackhall - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 02:33:11 EST ID:WSkhtPhW No.29594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hope you're all set OP, I'm in a similar boat and it's stressful as fuck

I smoke maybe twice a month depending and the day before I got a call from a friend telling me I could get a job with his company for twice my current wage and twice the hours, I took a couple hits, and had a bowl the week before.

It's been two weeks now and the test is in four days and it's got me fuckin stressed

Cannabis Withdrawal Aid by Doris Brapperkedge - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 11:06:21 EST ID:h+qW62lx No.29356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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wasn't sure whether to post this on /weed/ or here but i guess it makes more sense here for now. I've been smoking pretty much all day erry day for 4 months and i am planning on taking a break for awhile but i have always in the past been super susceptible to the withdrawal from cannabis. Now im not saying that cannabis does not have one of the most mild and benign withdrawals i just use to fuck around with /opi/s and use to have to deal with dope sickness alot and now when i stop smoking weed i get what seems to be exaggerated withdrawals similar to the ones i used to get years ago. I was thinking if i had CBD supplements from the health food store i could take them for the first few days or so as a way to maybe ease some of the initial discomfort, would that possibly work? the CBD capsules contain like barely any THC and are completely non-psychoactive. Has anyone had any similar experiences?
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Priscilla Clonningstetch - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:47:03 EST ID:G2iYEKXR No.29542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Somebody give this guy his honorary trophy and katana. He truly deserves it
Graham Blackham - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 16:49:20 EST ID:RJ0RYzJt No.29554 Ignore Report Quick Reply

trust me dude it'll make your life way better
Fucking Guzzlechick - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 03:52:45 EST ID:wAOaj2ig No.29565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry you have no self control and get addicted to other drugs that have nothing to do with what the OP is posting about

wow you can do hard drugs, good job you loser
Corpus Crispy - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:11:53 EST ID:/rCwvARp No.29567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Might be an unpopular opinion and potentially not even that great of a solution but when I did nothing but smoke weed all day for almost a year, semi-recreational doses of diphenhydramine got be through the blues relatively easily as I am also someone who has terrible withdrawal symptoms from weed. Small doses in the range of 25mg-100mg of diphenhydramine may ease those symptoms but the best cure is still going to always be drinking lots of water and exercise
Eugene Brommlespear - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:11:13 EST ID:RJ0RYzJt No.29574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ick about anyone else in this thread but for me the problem with quitting weed isn't necessarily that it's impossible, but the withdrawal symptoms (while *very* mild in comparison to say, benzos or opiates) just make me wanna do other drugs and when you're tryna get clean from a bunch of different drug habits that kinda thing can end up in a shitty spiral i'm sure you're quite familiar with.

72 hours by Dirtyfairy - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 10:59:58 EST ID:/rCx634Z No.29557 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had about 2 grams of weed i smoked about a week ago and in that week i ate about 2 ounces of cannabutter.

Ive been sweating for a few days straight, but i just applied for a job and i neec to get drug tested now.
I also need to cleanse now. Im gonna green tea, lemons, cranbeery juice, and b12, with a ton of apple cider vinegar.

More tips and advice?
Clara Sevingfoot - Fri, 03 Nov 2017 18:04:58 EST ID:n/uuojSo No.29558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jobs almost never have someone watching your dick. why don't you just get someone with clean piss to help you out? all you gotta do is attach a bag of clean urine to your inner thigh and pour it in the cup when you do the test.

unless your test is atypical. then you're fukt

Drug test - need to test positive for methadone metabolites! Do they test concentration level? by FUCKME - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 15:47:22 EST ID:5S0hrOIh No.29556 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need to pass a test on Friday. It is Wednesday right now. I need my urine to only test positive for methadone use as I am on a maintenance program and had a slip. If I give someone a very small amount of methadone will it show up properly on the test? I'm in Canada if that helps.

See, I plan to give a friend some methadone. They would prefer to not take much. I am on a fairly low dose myself (1.2ml aka 12mg)

Need to piss clean immediately by Angus Bishwet - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 10:27:34 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29533 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Went to a show last night. Did some coke, molly, and rolls. The rolls were prob meth because its 9:30 am and im still awake.

Might have to piss monday or tuesday. How do I get this shit out of my system immediately?
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Walter Nibberfield - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:02:13 EST ID:LCK62l4L No.29546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5 days sounds about right.
Cyril Clebblebin - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:42:48 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well if I just wait til wednesday, drink a shitload of water, work out, etc, will I pass?
Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:18:39 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also, what about detox drinks?
Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:50:31 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay heres my idea since no one on any websites or my friends can give me any real answers. I'm just gonna wing this.

I gotta go do some labor intensive shit in the freezing cold tomorrow for 7 hours. I'll sweat all day. I'm gonna go home and quickly chug 40 ounces of water, a detox, and 40 more ounces of water, and eat like 2 niacin caps.

I'm gonna just wing it and go in and try to piss like right before they close, maybe i'll even drink some more water. Idk. Either ways. I hope this fuckin works.
Cedric Guffinglore - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:24:21 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm pretty sure all niacin does is add colour to your urine to disguise the fact that you've been drinking a huge amount of water. A more advanced test will still flag your extremely diluted sample for low creatine content.
Synthetic urine seems to have pretty good results.
You might be fine after that amount of time, I'm no expert.

How long by Esther Hibbersidging - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 20:16:37 EST ID:g+jYmfma No.29516 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long baby, how long has it been

Also, how long does it take to stop being a mopey cunt when dropping weed? I don't like being a dick to everyone and everything but I keep slipping into that mindset until I catch myself doing it. On the other hand, I didn't like how smoking all day made me anxious and timid in public. For anyone's who has succeeded in this, did you stop cold turkey or did you find it better to ween it off?
Alice Nenkinwill - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 21:11:32 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I quit a few days ago.

I can't have weed and not smoke it so I always go cold turkey once I run out, but usually I scrape resin and stuff for a while so it acts like a little taper off. I've been doing shatter almost exclusively for a while though so it didn't really work like it usually does because instead of scraping, I used iso which basically just gave me a fresh supply of dabs which I then ran out of all at once.

Appetite is gone, I'm constantly slightly pissed off and if I try to eat something I hurl. It's been a few days now since my last meal (well, the last one I didn't immediately throw up anyway). I have to stand up slowly or else I start to pass out. I know it won't last more than a week though, never does.

Good luck with your break man!
Phyllis Demmlemog - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 19:37:36 EST ID:RJ0RYzJt No.29537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try N-Acetylcysteine, it helps a lot with that

Substitution Method by Augustus Bammershaw - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 21:33:02 EST ID:FDwlmyZ6 No.29503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just found out I have a urine screen sometime this week. I have been smoking weed regularly and as recently as yesterday and would also fail for amp, meth, and maybe opi. I have passed with substitution before, and have the procedure down involving stealth and temp...

...but it's always been with a male friend's real urine, collected within 12 hours of my test. This time I have to use synthetic urine (no clean ppl who know I use drugs atm) and don't have time to order online, so I got UPass v.8.4 at the same gas station where I get my drug paraphernalia. It has creatine, pH of 7, and uric acid.

Also, It will be processed at a 3rd-party who may or may not do extensive tests. The only thing that concerns me is the 'specific gravity' test. A site on the internet says that the writer failed that test with this urine, but the site may or may not be a fake blog created to funnel readers to buy a different brand.

I doubt I'll get a good response, and I'm not too worried... but is this something I need to be concerned about? I have type-1 diabetes which can cause both low and high spec grav but I figured I'd ask.
Eugene Crungerstone - Fri, 20 Oct 2017 00:27:35 EST ID:9ncndAPv No.29518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Passed even though it was a lab test w/ nitrites!
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>Go to the last paragraph for a handy temperature trick for subbing.
I never microwaved the bottle. I had a hand warmer on each side with a rubber band around the whole thing and hid the bottle under my balls wearing the tightest goddamn underwear I had. I practiced walking in front of a mirror before going to make sure I didn't look like I was hiding anything.

They made me wait in reception for 85 fucking minutes and despite needing to actually pee, I never told the receptionist. A red flag for ppl subbing is when the patient gets to the place and immediately asks to give their sample, citing "I gotta go," and some places like to 'test' you by making you wait because they assume you just microwaved the sub and it'll cool off. Also, they almost always listen to you; I heard someone put their ear up to the dbl-door window where you escrow the sample but usually they just listen outside the door.

Anyway, I sat with these goddamn hand warmers and bottle by my gooch (incl the drive) for 2.5 hours. So by the time the door was closed on me to give my sample, the temp strip on my bottle was over 100°(!). Not one to freak out, I shook my belt just a little and murmured 'come onnn' under my breath for the listener to make it seem like I couldn't pee to buy me a sec. I twisted the top off the bottle and started lightly blowing into the opening and slowly moving the bottle around in the air - It rapidly dropped to 100° in ~10 sec. I started pissing in the toilet while pouring 90% of the bottle into the cup. They checked it at 97°, made me sign the bottles, and I was on my way. A day later HR at my company said I passed and now I've got a $30/hr job! Best $12 I've ever spent at a gas station.

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