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Need to piss clean immediately by Angus Bishwet - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 10:27:34 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29533 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Went to a show last night. Did some coke, molly, and rolls. The rolls were prob meth because its 9:30 am and im still awake.

Might have to piss monday or tuesday. How do I get this shit out of my system immediately?
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Walter Nibberfield - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:02:13 EST ID:LCK62l4L No.29546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5 days sounds about right.
Cyril Clebblebin - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:42:48 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well if I just wait til wednesday, drink a shitload of water, work out, etc, will I pass?
Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:18:39 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also, what about detox drinks?
Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:50:31 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay heres my idea since no one on any websites or my friends can give me any real answers. I'm just gonna wing this.

I gotta go do some labor intensive shit in the freezing cold tomorrow for 7 hours. I'll sweat all day. I'm gonna go home and quickly chug 40 ounces of water, a detox, and 40 more ounces of water, and eat like 2 niacin caps.

I'm gonna just wing it and go in and try to piss like right before they close, maybe i'll even drink some more water. Idk. Either ways. I hope this fuckin works.
Cedric Guffinglore - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:24:21 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm pretty sure all niacin does is add colour to your urine to disguise the fact that you've been drinking a huge amount of water. A more advanced test will still flag your extremely diluted sample for low creatine content.
Synthetic urine seems to have pretty good results.
You might be fine after that amount of time, I'm no expert.

How long by Esther Hibbersidging - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 20:16:37 EST ID:g+jYmfma No.29516 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long baby, how long has it been

Also, how long does it take to stop being a mopey cunt when dropping weed? I don't like being a dick to everyone and everything but I keep slipping into that mindset until I catch myself doing it. On the other hand, I didn't like how smoking all day made me anxious and timid in public. For anyone's who has succeeded in this, did you stop cold turkey or did you find it better to ween it off?
Alice Nenkinwill - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 21:11:32 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I quit a few days ago.

I can't have weed and not smoke it so I always go cold turkey once I run out, but usually I scrape resin and stuff for a while so it acts like a little taper off. I've been doing shatter almost exclusively for a while though so it didn't really work like it usually does because instead of scraping, I used iso which basically just gave me a fresh supply of dabs which I then ran out of all at once.

Appetite is gone, I'm constantly slightly pissed off and if I try to eat something I hurl. It's been a few days now since my last meal (well, the last one I didn't immediately throw up anyway). I have to stand up slowly or else I start to pass out. I know it won't last more than a week though, never does.

Good luck with your break man!
Phyllis Demmlemog - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 19:37:36 EST ID:RJ0RYzJt No.29537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try N-Acetylcysteine, it helps a lot with that

Substitution Method by Augustus Bammershaw - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 21:33:02 EST ID:FDwlmyZ6 No.29503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just found out I have a urine screen sometime this week. I have been smoking weed regularly and as recently as yesterday and would also fail for amp, meth, and maybe opi. I have passed with substitution before, and have the procedure down involving stealth and temp...

...but it's always been with a male friend's real urine, collected within 12 hours of my test. This time I have to use synthetic urine (no clean ppl who know I use drugs atm) and don't have time to order online, so I got UPass v.8.4 at the same gas station where I get my drug paraphernalia. It has creatine, pH of 7, and uric acid.

Also, It will be processed at a 3rd-party who may or may not do extensive tests. The only thing that concerns me is the 'specific gravity' test. A site on the internet says that the writer failed that test with this urine, but the site may or may not be a fake blog created to funnel readers to buy a different brand.

I doubt I'll get a good response, and I'm not too worried... but is this something I need to be concerned about? I have type-1 diabetes which can cause both low and high spec grav but I figured I'd ask.
Eugene Crungerstone - Fri, 20 Oct 2017 00:27:35 EST ID:9ncndAPv No.29518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Passed even though it was a lab test w/ nitrites!
Eugene Crungerstone - Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:16:44 EST ID:9ncndAPv No.29519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Go to the last paragraph for a handy temperature trick for subbing.
I never microwaved the bottle. I had a hand warmer on each side with a rubber band around the whole thing and hid the bottle under my balls wearing the tightest goddamn underwear I had. I practiced walking in front of a mirror before going to make sure I didn't look like I was hiding anything.

They made me wait in reception for 85 fucking minutes and despite needing to actually pee, I never told the receptionist. A red flag for ppl subbing is when the patient gets to the place and immediately asks to give their sample, citing "I gotta go," and some places like to 'test' you by making you wait because they assume you just microwaved the sub and it'll cool off. Also, they almost always listen to you; I heard someone put their ear up to the dbl-door window where you escrow the sample but usually they just listen outside the door.

Anyway, I sat with these goddamn hand warmers and bottle by my gooch (incl the drive) for 2.5 hours. So by the time the door was closed on me to give my sample, the temp strip on my bottle was over 100°(!). Not one to freak out, I shook my belt just a little and murmured 'come onnn' under my breath for the listener to make it seem like I couldn't pee to buy me a sec. I twisted the top off the bottle and started lightly blowing into the opening and slowly moving the bottle around in the air - It rapidly dropped to 100° in ~10 sec. I started pissing in the toilet while pouring 90% of the bottle into the cup. They checked it at 97°, made me sign the bottles, and I was on my way. A day later HR at my company said I passed and now I've got a $30/hr job! Best $12 I've ever spent at a gas station.

Quitting Amphetamine by Frederick Sudgeladge - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 08:35:55 EST ID:e7Ew77Ut No.29432 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>been on Vyvvanse for 5 years
>want to quit but afraid brain will never recover
I've taken tolerance breaks for up to 2-2.5 weeks and I start to feel like I used to, but I can't find any data on if neuroreceptors will return to their normal baseline with enough time.
Hamilton Suckledale - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 15:51:31 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dopamine receptors upregulate pretty quickly, like 3 weeks tops.
Lydia Tillingdock - Tue, 29 Aug 2017 21:46:42 EST ID:2XPUPC2t No.29449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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took 6 months to feel right again from taking 60-90mg of adderall a day or 70-210mgof vyanse took a month to feel like i could concentrate somewhat but that first week felty like a slug first 5 days was 16 hours of sleep a day
James Cebblekure - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 06:57:41 EST ID:u8siYtlC No.29506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been trying to find out anything about how long it can take to recover if I've built a dependence but the information is pretty bad and seems to be if you've used it for a long period.
If I've used like 6 grams over the last like 4-6 weeks and felt a withdrawal (the symptoms were like the ones I found listed and it came like 2 days after having a lower consumption for a while so it wasn't a comedown) what could be a reasonable time to expect it to last?
Charlotte Horringville - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 19:06:48 EST ID:eapIHzlf No.29507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You will see definite improvement within one month. Can't say how long it'll take to get to 100%, though.

6 grams of what exactly? Methylated amphetamines will produce actual direct neurotoxicity unlike vyvanse or adderall. And dosage doesn't reliably indicate neurotoxicity when so many other factors such as staying cool and hydrated and getting enough sleep are also intimately involved.
Sidney Deddlemad - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 17:43:03 EST ID:u8siYtlC No.29511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6 grams of amphetamine sulfate that of course wasn't really pure since it wasn't from medicine but it was pretty high quality stuff.

Saliva drug tests. Heavy pot smoker here. by Beatrice Bundlelid - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 10:09:49 EST ID:TtOL2zOo No.29355 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pot smoker all day every day here. My work is going to do a random saliva drug test any tips? How long does it take to get THC out of your system? And are there any ways to to beat it with products? I've read about special gum and mouthwash that will give you a 30 minute window for the drug test.

Anyone have tips or experience with Saliva drug tests?
Hedda Foshstet - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 17:04:55 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol you don't need any special shit whatsoever my dude, let me tell you exactly what to do

>brush your teeth and do it well, like the whole 2m and everything
>drink water
>right before the test
>brush your teeth again
>buy a Dr. Pepper
>when you get to the test, drink the soda and use a bit as mouthwash before you go in
>test time
>this part is key
>they'll want you to put the qtip thing right on your cheek next to your gum but you must not do this
>instead keep the qtip between your teeth or right on the edge of your teeth
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ChrisTopHer - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 16:02:31 EST ID:kA+O8I/N No.29508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I could totally see this working but the 2 times that I've had this test done, the Dr himself swabbed my inner cheeks.

Could I pass a job test? by Edwin Drunderpadge - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 15:23:22 EST ID:R4W/l+Nu No.29464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I haven't smoked weed for two and a half months and just got the faintest line on an at home test. Does it really take this long? Would I be able to get a job right now?
Angus Murdgold - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 21:02:14 EST ID:R4W/l+Nu No.29499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nell Trotforth - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 11:26:15 EST ID:XgyVolte No.29502 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You're welcome, how's the new job?

My brain is damaged by Sophie Hangertidging - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 13:20:37 EST ID:Q3A6nwAX No.29353 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have been smoking weed daily for about 3 years until ive stopped due to panic attacks and anxiety three months ago. I was also drinking rather frequently which escalated into drinking myself to sleep every day for a year or so. I am Not drinking daily anymore, but I still binge drink once a week. Now I make illogical af decisions, have trouble remembering simple things in my job and daily life and I am in an almost constant state of anxiety and paranoia. I drift off to suicidal thoughts instead of focusing on reality and it makes it hard to concentrate on what I am doing in that moment.

That's my current situation and I need to recover as much as possible because I cant live Like this anymore. Any advice that might hell?
Beatrice Honeyshaw - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 23:40:49 EST ID:cfH+dw9t No.29354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop drinking entirely and go to a doctor and get your vitamin levels checked if possible

daily alcohol use severely dehydrates you and fucks with your head for sure, im speaking from personal experience. Your diet could be what is causing your memory issues.
Isabella Fupperfadging - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 18:13:02 EST ID:bAd92LR5 No.29358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP I've been there, and I think that you have some underlying mental health issues. Lots of peoples drug and alcohol habits stem from trying to self med particularly for anxiety and depression.

You've done really well quitting weed for three months and cutting down on alcohol but I'd recommend quitting that too and finding yourself a therapist. It takes a long time to heal, your body is just now clearing up from the weed, give it time. Working through anxiety and depression or whatever is also going to take time, but I promise as you do your brain function will improve.

In the meantime if you want a healthy mind you need to clean up your body and your life in general. Clean your room, put as much structure into your day as possible. Get some exercise. Make sure you're eating right, drinking lots of water, getting enough sleep, and just take care of yourself OP.
Basil Hossledale - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 04:54:32 EST ID:pJJUs0xi No.29368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have stopped drinking and had a huge vitamin intake the past 5 days or so. Also using ashwaganda for my anxiety issues. I am feeling much better already. It's a Monday and I am having fun at work. My memory isn't 100% there but I'm positive about it becoming better soon. More food and sleep also play a part in all this. Thank you guys for giving me another perspective on my condition, I thought my brain is fucked for good.

Lesson learned: don't underestimate the risks of alcohol and weed.
Phoebe Sadgestone - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 09:16:07 EST ID:fVZYfLbw No.29429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been there too and I'm going through the mental health phase now. Insightful post, was uplifting to see. Take care everyone!
Nell Pemmerhall - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 18:33:01 EST ID:bA08TLPY No.29490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does mild emphysema wear off after a few years? I'm 20 and I know for certain I have scar tissue. 2 years of smoking with no period of abstinence longer than 2-3 days.
Having crackling in my chest and coughing up moldy tar is pretty awful (I'm moving out of a house with major mold issues, last one had that too, so that's definitely a contributor). Somehow I can still bike and run for miles. Will I have heart problems? my forehead is vascular. Ahhh...
Fortunately I have a portable stainless flower vape (size of a cig) but I haven't stopped smoking long enough for it to really hit me when I use it. Dabbing out of ordinary vapes is also impressively potent
But with all the psychological problems I've been dealing with for years, like my main motivation is avoiding panic attacks or getting woken up by my screaming mother (what's the difference, anyways) maybe I just need to find something else to keep me going
On the bright side I'm the only member of my rapidly disintegrating squad without cigarette dependency, alcohol, or children! On a completely unrelated note does anybody know how to make people stop doing xanax and hydrocodone??

Just trying to think of it a extended T - Break by Ernest Geffingnadging - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 18:00:54 EST ID:sBKHdWx9 No.29489 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>daily toker/NEET
>smoke last bowl in stash today and get call from potential job offer
>probably gonna get tested and fail

this realization has made me decide that i'm indefinitely quitting weed til i can get hired.
i'm gonna go thru the mental ringer as weed is my anti depressant and pain regulator (twisted vertebrae's cant afford surgery)

wish me luck yall.
gonna be pounding lots o' modelo and kratom in the period of no weed but i think i can do this. my girlfriend and i both are too broke to REALLY support a weed habit s hopefully we can avoid alcoholism together and move up in life

Dilaudid (LONG POST) by Ernest Geffingnadging - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:22:16 EST ID:sBKHdWx9 No.29482 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>this post is partial venting as im at my wits end
>any and all advice is really appreciated
>omitted many details to this story to keep it more anon

My girlfriends mother..
Where to begin?
Been a family friend to this family and known their son for a few years.
Jed,as my friend will be known as from here, and his sister Nancy are two of the closest people I have in my life. Around mid 2016, Nancy and I began dating and have had a great relationship so far together despite the utter HEAP of shit that has been laid on her and her brothers life.

Their mother is disabled and legally has a prescription for Dillys. 3 or 4mgs I believe per pill.
She sustained a major back injury and needs some sort of pain management to get her thru the day. Like, this isn't your typical injury.
This is a spinal column injury shes lucky didnt paralyze her altogether.
The problem with this is that she doesn't use that prescription properly.
The cap says oral use but these always make it into a needle.
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Ernest Geffingnadging - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:23:09 EST ID:sBKHdWx9 No.29483 Ignore Report Quick Reply

More than once when Ive smoke with just my girlfriend in her room, her mother has been known to throw things around in the house,cry and sob because she can't come in and smoke and this a direct quote "THERE IS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME THAT EVERYONES KEEPING POT FROM ME". This is truly the tip of the iceberg as she has acted like strangers hate her at festivals because they WALKED BY smoking a bowl and didn't offer her a hit. She is extremely self entitled to everyones weed and personal belongings and blames it on her pain management.

Her mother is the epitome of white trash and a fucking pain to be around entirely if you basically aren't shoving drugs down her throat at all times. Recently shes been throwing tantrums after I leave because I "didn't share with her" when I'm broke and inbetween jobs.

This is all after I basically stepped in and tried to keep their life afloat after their dad passed away. Nancy and I are the only ones who clean, are the only ones who do laundry and are the only ones with semi income.Hell, we are the ones who BATHE regularly! Her brother,although one of my best friends, is a fucking slob and absolute mamas boy. He is completely devoid of responsibility within the house because Tammy spoils him and allows him to basically lay in bed all day, play video games and smoke the weed that she buys (when she actually has her own!)
Not to mention, they both gang up on Nancy and basically treat her like shes Cinderella. This is FAR from a bias on my end and even Tammy bitches about how Jed does little to nothing for the house.
If Tammy didn't buy Jed pot regularly, I doubt he wound so easily jump to her aide.

Today was a breaking point for me in dealing with her horseshit.
I woke up at 7:30am to drive 30 minutes to their home and give Nancy a ride to work and to take Jed to the Post Office to see if a check had come for him.
I drop off Nance and get home with Jed. Jed asks for a bong hit in exchange for bacon and eggs. I oblige by packing him,his mother, AND myself a meager bowl to share because it was truly all I had. Not a second after I left the house today after picking Nancy back up from work and hanging out for a bit do I hear Tammy screeching inside the house. It could have been about anything.

Turns out it was about me because I'm selfish and hate her. Apparently I'm rude and smoke all this weed in her house (i'm barely a 2g's/week smoker for reference) and that I never want to share. She threw this massive fit that all over the fact that she wasnt high.
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Quitting Caffeine by Phineas Sonnerdock - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 10:31:10 EST ID:p9X425uH No.29458 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Any tips, tricks, experiences ect. related to quitting caffeine? I've tried a few times and am always in bed for a few days then get more. Is it worth it? I've noticed that my mood is shittier on caffeine but I'm too tired off it, or at least in the short few days that I am off it. My mood increases when I'm off it, but am too tired to really do anything. Does the fatigue pass? If you've quit, how long did that extremely tired period last and was it worth it overall? Also, any ways to get natural energy without caffeine would be appreciated.

Can I pass a drug test 14 days from now if I smoked my first ever joint tonight? by Eliza Duckdale - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 18:01:24 EST ID:uk6Tythf No.29381 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I can't smoke after the test cuz by then I'll be in my country where there will be no weed available. I really want to try it, only once.

Risk of failing drug test? I'm 5'5", 110 lbs male, barely any fat on me.
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Caroline Pidgebury - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 19:52:08 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes but frankly there's no point, especially for such a light smoker like you.

Lots of water and exercise and don't forget to NOT give them the first piss of the day.
Bimbum Spigot - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 20:15:07 EST ID:R4W/l+Nu No.29385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hijacking his thread, but what about someone who's been smoking for about 10 years?
Fucking Cushsture - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 20:50:46 EST ID:zUbRuK/c No.29386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'll work but you need probably at least 1 month depending on body weight
Nathaniel Hegglesack - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 15:24:56 EST ID:V/g/0si6 No.29408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bumping so that nerd on /weed/ sees this
Cyril Piddlekone - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 11:26:33 EST ID:JHveEJPd No.29428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So I've been clean for 9 months and decided to smoke a pretty large bowl of some fire the other night. . .
For someone whos been clean that long, how long should it take me to be able to pass a piss test?

also the piss test I will be taking is very sensitive, it's for a government level job if that's at all relevant. I have about another two-three months before I actually have to take it.

How long to get clean? by Ernest Budgeville - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 23:05:38 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29416 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ive smoked daily for about 9 years
Ive always been reasonably active and have always burned fat fast
About how long will it take for me to piss clean if I quit cold turkey now?
Esther Gebbleway - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 20:34:39 EST ID:E5tMjZ9O No.29419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A few weeks. Buy a kit so you know for sure. If you're on a tight schedule just drink a lot of water the day of the test and hope for the best.
Phoebe Donningsteck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 00:06:48 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, ive got time. That's sooner than I thought
thank you
Phoebe Donningsteck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 00:06:49 EST ID:3TXkMf2+ No.29422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, ive got time. That's sooner than I thought
thank you

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