/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
I took a piss test today, 4/30. Last time I smoked was 4/14. Since then, I've consumed heinous amounts of water, milk, gatorade, and orange juice, and have sweat alot from strenuous outdoor work in the hot Florida sun multiple times. I've never been drug tested before. Can anyone give me an idea based on their own experience as to whether or not I may have passed or failed?
>>21292Additional info: i am 5'6 130 lbs
16 days is not enough for the average person, if you're exceptionally active it helps, but your odds are not good friend. Drinking fluids is only really productive for flushing the day of. Was your urine very coloured and did you urinate prior to the sample that day? These are all important factors. I have personally passed with the same length of sessation, however that occasion of smoking came after a prolongued period of very intermitant use.Good luck. And God's speed.
It depends on how much you smoked before you went on break. With daily smoking for many months, I detoxed in about 25 days. After not smoking for over a month and then smoking a gram of mids, I detoxed in 5 days. I'm early-twenties and fairly athletic, and I used urine dip tests bought online to confirm.
>>21292Thank you both. More specifically: My usage is such that I buy an eighth every couple weeks and smoke it all in a week. So, in other words, on 4/14 I had spent the past week smoking twice a day. (and prior to THAT week, no smoking) Sounds hefty-ish but at least it wasn't an all day err'day thing..About my piss. No, it's wasn't concentrated very much (thankfully) and wasn't the first piss of the day (thankfully). However, I pissed right into the cup instead of into the toilet first (rookie mistake). As Fanny did, I used a store-bought drug test which came back negative..a few hours after my Lab drug test. I am 21 and slender/fit. Seems slightly more in my favor. I am quite paranoid but so far feeling okay.
>>21292I think it must differ for a lot of people. Because I've heard that if you've been smoking a lot you will need 3 weeks to a month. And I was smoking averagely all week, and on the weekend actually had a "stoner party" for my friend and must've killed close to a half-Oz on that saturday night. then i found out i was getting tested in a week and 3 days, i did no preparation other than drinking more water than usual and then drinking 3 bottles right before my test. My piss looked like water, but because it was the right temperature and all it was excepted and to my suprise I passed. I think this might be because of my high metabolism (I'm 5'11" and 120lbs and eat normally), because I didn't even exercise or anything. So I'd reccomend you drink a lot of water, and then right before your test drink a lot more.
Hey so i'm under california probation for marijuana felonies. Does anyone the simple dip urine test in probation tests for Diazepam? And how long should i be safe to do cocaine and test clean. I am very active i go to the gym and lift weights about 6 times a week and i'm quite skinny. Any fun drugs i can do while i am on probation?
Yes they test for benzos. Cocaine anywhere from 48-72 hours. Use google next time you fucking felon
been on probation for about a month and a half.. havent smoked weed in about 4 months. Im wondering.. Last night i was at a party and i hit a blunt like 4 times, and i smoked a very small ammount in a bowl. Am i fucked? Im on color code.
It'll still show up.Time to hit the gym and drink caffeine.
Alright /detox/ so I'm smoking my last two bowls today, one this morning and one right before bed tonight then no more smoking till I get a job. Im not getting tested at all but I find weed gets in the way of some very important tasks I need to achieve. Im at that age (19) where if i don't start getting serious things will come down on me and possibly bring my girlfriend (who lives with me and my parents) down with me. She recently stopped for a job and got it but has to stay clean for another 30 days for job probation so at least were going through sobriety together. But my dad still smokes boat loads of weed and gives me a good bit each time he pickes up so its not like im being forced to quit or anything.The problem is that i smoke ALOT. At least 2 bowls every 45 min. so going a whole day today with ONLY 2 bowls is going to be a task on its own. I really don't want to quit but the fear of not succeeding and making a wonderful life with my girlfriend has brought me to tears the past couple days.I guess Im making this post so i can hear from all of you, if being sober actually outweighs getting high (I will continue using psychedelics). i guess im just lost and confused at this part in my life. maybe a little depressed?maybe i should post on /QQ/ also?TL;DR need to hear some benefits of being sober then getting high.
>>21402Thank you this post defiantly put a smile on my face and love in my heart.I just dont understand how people can smoke only a few nights a week and not wake up wanting to blaze some more. I cant see myself smoking only 2 or 3 times a week without getting into circles again, but it sounds so nice to be able to really appreciate weed instead of being stoned all day. My addictive personality can be a damper at times. but thank you so much for posting you truly did make me more happy and put faith into my soul :). your very caring
>>21403Everyone is different. I am luckily endowed with not so addictive a personality. It is different for everyone. Even I went through somewhat of a similar predicament as you, questioning whether greater sobriety was really what I wanted, justifying my habituation as I kept up high grades and a part-time job. But this predicament eats at you, and if you succumb to your pressures/get high again, you will know it and feel bad about it. Or I think as much, based on what seems to be your genuine desire to get sober (or less intoxicated than usual). It may be a struggle, but even with an addictive personality, your inner desire and negative feelings upon relapse should eventually win out.If you think you have to cease all together, you are probably right. Maybe, with time you can come back to more refined usage patterns.
>>21404I will most defiantly (after a bit being sober) try and see if i can smoke on occasion without going into hyper smoke mode. Your comments have helped me greatly as i see you have gone through the same predicament as i am going through now. I feel a great deal of kindness from you. But your right, my inner desire will win in the long run. I cant say thank you enough, you truly made my sobriety that much easier :). I will be thinking of you mystery man upon my many paths of sobriety.
>>21405I am happy for it. It may not be an easy path or a direct one, but it does have an end. An argument I often used to justify daily (or x4 daily) smoking was that I was a teenager, had nothing better to do and if ever in my life I was to be an excessive stoner, this is the time, goddamn it. I wouldn't even say I regret following this philosophy. Nothing in those years set me down a bad track or makes me feel embarrassed or rueful. But we must grow out of it. You recognize this and ultimately rational arguments and logical understanding can overcome habituation. Fortunately marijuana is among the best drugs out there as far as overcoming addiction goes. In those first days and weeks, when I sat bored wondering what to do other than get high, I picked up other habits to kill the time. Do this, and you will be more likely to achieve success. Better yet, choose habits you conceptualize as productive: reading, exercise, creative activities, what have you (not to say there isn't room for other 'time wasters'- my first days without marijuana saw something of a return to my old time-sink: video games).
>>21408This was very helpful in my journey friend. Because of you guys i feel my willpower slowly rising if that makes since. For once in my life i feel im taking charge and it feels good! Hell, haven't even started my first sober day yet( tomorrow) and i already feel good about my actions. Its time to be the man i never was!
Alright /detox/, I need some user input here. I have an upcoming hair test for a job on Thursday (5/09), and I have been clean for roughly 40-45 days (was a daily pot smoker for 4 months). About 5-10 days before I quit I buzzed my head down, and my hair is a little over an inch and a half right now. Should I shave off a quarter inch or so or should I be safe?
I'm taking a break until I'm done with school from the /weed/ just for the sake of getting clean for a bit and clearing my head out and also incase I need to take a test for any jobs.. I understand that the thc calculator site is by no means 100% accurate, but how accurate has it been for you guys? and what are some get clean tips you guys have?
Nice man, I've been on a t-break since August 2012, waiting until exams are over until I gradually resume daily drug activities, I developed a codeine habit which i'm glad to have mitigated completely. Weed I just decided to stop since it puts me in a daze/brainfog for a few days making revision tough. Do something! Revise, exercise, Draw, do something to take your mind off it. It also helps if your fellow cannabanoid consuming peers have also stopped with you.
Stupid question here. I've quit smoking weed about three weeks ago because I might need to take a drug test soon. I will pass it I'm sure. But when you have a job that drug tests, does this mean that they test you once when you apply for the job, or they test you every week, or they test randomly?Can I be sure that once I pass the initial test, they'll never test me again? I really like smoking weed but I need a job. Picture unrelated but hilarious.
Depends. If they do test again it will be randomly. Certainly won't be every week though, lol. More like once every few months.
http://dotheytest.org/employers/
>>21310I now have a new bookmarked website! thank you bro <3 <3 <3
first time here.Smoked a pretty good amount for like 8 months straight. Smoked on friday for the last time. Will be drinking exuberant amounts of tea, water cranberry juice. Also i've started exercising fairly heavily. When should i be clean to take a test for a job?Not hair follicle or sent to a hospital.
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smoked a joint a day since february. last time i smoked was april 24th because i found out i had a drug test for a job my dad hooked me up with. job starts in june and i have to get drug tested before then as part of the application process. i can go whenever i want before then but my dad is pushing me asking me to hurry up and get the application done already. do you guys think i'll be clean by then?if it helps i am 6 feet 150 pounds, and i exercise every day..i have pretty low body fat
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Hey. I am currently applying for a jobs. Not strong smoker but did smoke an eighth for a week and a joint, few days ago. How long will will I be clean? I am overweight. 5'7 / 238lbs. Am planning to work out mainly for weight loss. Generally don't eat junk food and had been drinking water/tea daily. Any helpful tips to speed to clean my system would be awesome.
Bump, Just discovered one of them does hair test.
I had some bad stamped pills a couple days ago. I barely have the courage to talk about it but that will pass. Terrible trip. I'm a person who has half a dozen psychiatric hospitalizations in my teenage years, and truthfully, I should have had another if I was being safe. I think it was most likely a research chemical. I have access to good molly, but I dont know when I'll ever do a synthetic recreational drug again. I'm not even sure if I want to smoke weed as much any more.Hopefully this isn't the wrong place for discussion. Do you think marijauna is harmful to the borderline insane?
Haven't you ever seen Refer Madness?!On a serious note, as long as you know how weed has affected you in the past, it shouldn't be a problem.
I have smoked pretty much all day every day for about 3 years now. I really need to get myself off, but the last time I stopped I couldn't eat a bite for days and was nauseated to death.Should I quit all at once or slowly reduce the amount I smoke? What would be reasonable? Like going down to once in the morning and once at night, then to only once per day, then once per couple days, etc?
The best way to stop is to go live in a place where it's impossible to get any smoke.
>>21285Tell youself that now is when you are going to stop, you buy a small amount and this will be the last amount. Make your joints/mixes/whatever weaker than usual.DAY 1: Wait for as long as possible in the day until the first hit. Wait for as long as possible for the next. Repeat for whole day.DAY 2: Again wait as long as possible before the first hit. Then allow yourself a couple of hits/joints/whateversDAY 3: This time you may only smoke one joint/mix/whatever, debate with yourself if you want to wait as long as possible, or if you want to get high quickly and then fight against boredom the rest of the day.After that you smoke nothing, make sure to eat a lot and excersize, and use that goddamn willpower you have dormant
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