/detox/ Detoxify Yoself
Smoked once on my birthday in November 2012, again February. I was a fucking retard and took 3 small hits off a bong the NIGHT before my interview (tuesday night) and was told to take a urine drug test. Took at just over 48 hours later, after drinking 48 oz of water in an hour, kept drinking water, and pissing clear. Took 5x RDA multivitamins to turn my piss yellow.What are the chances of me passing?
>>21251probably 50/50 imo. I heard of my friend passing the night after he smoked. you can clear weed out of your system crazy fast if you only smoke once. they may check for creatine levels in which case you're boned or they may have you retest.
i have stopped smoking for a full time job. being as i will get checked for the job and i already have them calling me i need your help. i am white roughly 120 pounds at the age of 21 i havnt been smoking that much but been exercising and eating semi healthy. my question for you is what household things can help remove the thc from my fat cells quicker then water n sweating. i have heard drinking alittle vinegar or buying those shitty detox pills n potions but i want a home remedy say lemon juice or something that flushes the body any help woudl be appriciated. pic not related
Hey /detox/, I have a drug test in a couple days and I smoked a lot. I need to detox pretty fast. I have been working out, sweating, and drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice. Is there anything else I can do to effectively get it out of my system or mask it for the test?
I have a job after I graduate high school to work in a lab. I have one month before it starts and I still want to smoke. What can I do to make sure I pass other than stop smoking. (I will do that if really need be) I'll be tested for THC. The only advice I got from school was to use "sure gell" or something like that.
Has anyone here ever had to take urine tests during heroin/opiate use? I have a test in 48 hours and my last use was 24 hours ago, so 72 hours total to cleanse. I did a shot that was veryyyy small, probably under .1g and average quality shit (didn't even get high, just well). Before that I was using every other day, still a small amount.I'm fairly certain I'm going to pass since the cutoff level is 2000ng/mL. If I have 200mL piss thats 400 micrograms of morphine matabolite that can be in my piss. COnsidering the short half life of dope I'm not too scared. I just want reassurance. Drinking tons of water too.Ive read about a lot of people that would do a lot H and take a test 2-3 later and never ever fail. Can anyone share their insights? thanks
I was shooting morphine almost daily for a solid month and took a test 48 hours after a 60 mg shot, passed. Drank a shitton of water and cranberry juice, though, and the morning of I took a home test to see if I would make it and the line was still a little faded, so I could have almost failed.Drink a lot, you'll make it.
>>21238Thanks dude. I already took the test and should be hearing back in the next couple of days. I'm confident I'll pass but I'm still nervous anyway. Shit sucks
5 foot 8 weigh about 140 i took like to medium size hits on 4/20 and the last time i smoked was a week before that and so forth, how long til im clean?
2 weeks give or take
get a garbage bag suit, jackets and go for a few runs daily.
>>21089Now hold on there. The real question is how often do you smoke? If its everyday then yeah it'll take a couple weeks to get out of your system, less if you drink a lot of fluids and sweat a lot.However, I'm guessing you rarely smoke pot. In this case it will be out of your system within a few days, you can have it out in less than 24 hours if you jug a gallon of cranberry juice and sweat as much as you can
>>21087i am same situation as op except i smoked 4/20 4/32 and 4/22like just 2-3 hits off a joint each dayi am 6ft1 145 lbs fresh out of auschwitz being tested tuesday, got a gallon of cranberry, am nervous as fuck, the job pays very well and i need the money
So, I stopped smoking weed 3 days ago now, and I have this "fuzzy-headed" kind of feeling. Its a common feeling that I'm sure everyone has had, and its not entirely unpleasant, but I can't really focus and all my thoughts just seem "muddy". Its hard to describe, but usually this feeling would go away after a day, but it still hasn't. Has this happened to anyone else? It still feels like I'm slightly stoned, but I'm sure thats not possible.
nono bump you stupid piece of shit christ I hate you
>>21190I'm a stupid piece of shit? You're the guy asking how long he can keep piss in the refrigerator. anyway, day 4 and still feeling slightly fuzzy.
>>21191You'll be back to feeling normal after about a week. From my experience anyways
So I have to go in for some blood tests because of some medication I'm taking, such as a lipid profile and a comprehensive metabolic profile. Can weed influence either of these tests? If so, how long do I long do I need to stay sober for considering I've been vaping regularly for the last month or so? Are there any cleansing options?
It doesn't matter if you smoke before a blood test as long as they're not testing for drugs, which you'd know if they were.
>>21181John is completely right. I had blood drawn for a check up vaping every day for 2 years now. Got the results back from the doctor, everything was normal and healthy. They don't test for THC unless they're specifically looking for it, e.g. a drug test. you'll be fine.
Has anyone ever tried to use the power of sheer audacity to get out of a drug test?I have an interview for a position. I am highly qualified and while there is some competition, I was set up on this by people in the industry and my competitors lack much of the education and experience I do.I want to go in, and if they ask for a drug test, simply and calmly say that I will not take it (or that I will test positive for marijuana) and that if that disqualifies me as an employee then they threw away talent for nothing.I really think it could work, in life you can pretty much get what you want if you lay all your cards on the table and have the skill to back it up, and I do... Or will I just humiliate myself?
Well it's really about how much empathy the employer has, and if he will be able to hire you without drug testing you. Your best bet is just to detox as quick as you can and pass the bloody test. Come on, you can quit smoking pot for a week. It will be boring but you don't want to miss out on a good job opportunity. If all else fails then yes, level with the dude/woman, tell them you do not let your recreational activities get involved with your work.
how long do you personally think 2 grams of weed smoked to one person over 2 days would stay in their urine after abstaining for over a year?pic related, my bubbler
No more than a week, just drink lotsa h20
I want to quit smoking weed for a while for health reasons and I was wondering: Is there a good way to quickly get rid of the throat mucus/Fucked up-ness that is the result of too many bowls? Many thanks.
I've been on 1mg for almost 5 years. I was young and naive, forced into taking this shit Completely ruined my life. I was lied to by shrinks and told it was all in my head, but that's bullshit. Tried tapering before by reducing to .5mg as recommended, couldn't do it. The withdrawal is the worst thing I've ever experienced, and I don't know if I could live through it or make it through without severely hurting myself. Already browsed the web, looking for people who've made it through this. How should I try to go about tapering? How long will withdrawal last? Will I ever regain the happiness that's been torn from my brain? How long, if ever, will it take to stop feeling like a zombie? Getting off this is my final hope at living a decent life. I'm only 18 and I feel like I'm already dead.
Try going to a rehab center? they treat more than just purposeful substance abuse/dependence.
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