Smoked once on my birthday in November 2012, again February. I was a fucking retard and took 3 small hits off a bong the NIGHT before my interview (tuesday night) and was told to take a urine drug test. Took at just over 48 hours later, after drinking 48 oz of water in an hour, kept drinking water, and pissing clear. Took 5x RDA multivitamins to turn my piss yellow.

What are the chances of me passing?

i have stopped smoking for a full time job. being as i will get checked for the job and i already have them calling me i need your help. i am white roughly 120 pounds at the age of 21 i havnt been smoking that much but been exercising and eating semi healthy. my question for you is what household things can help remove the thc from my fat cells quicker then water n sweating. i have heard drinking alittle vinegar or buying those shitty detox pills n potions but i want a home remedy say lemon juice or something that flushes the body any help woudl be appriciated.
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Hey /detox/, I have a drug test in a couple days and I smoked a lot. I need to detox pretty fast. I have been working out, sweating, and drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice. Is there anything else I can do to effectively get it out of my system or mask it for the test?

I have a job after I graduate high school to work in a lab. I have one month before it starts and I still want to smoke. What can I do to make sure I pass other than stop smoking. (I will do that if really need be) I'll be tested for THC. The only advice I got from school was to use "sure gell" or something like that.

Has anyone here ever had to take urine tests during heroin/opiate use? I have a test in 48 hours and my last use was 24 hours ago, so 72 hours total to cleanse. I did a shot that was veryyyy small, probably under .1g and average quality shit (didn't even get high, just well). Before that I was using every other day, still a small amount.

I'm fairly certain I'm going to pass since the cutoff level is 2000ng/mL. If I have 200mL piss thats 400 micrograms of morphine matabolite that can be in my piss. COnsidering the short half life of dope I'm not too scared. I just want reassurance. Drinking tons of water too.

Ive read about a lot of people that would do a lot H and take a test 2-3 later and never ever fail. Can anyone share their insights? thanks

5 foot 8 weigh about 140 i took like to medium size hits on 4/20 and the last time i smoked was a week before that and so forth, how long til im clean?

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So, I stopped smoking weed 3 days ago now, and I have this "fuzzy-headed" kind of feeling. Its a common feeling that I'm sure everyone has had, and its not entirely unpleasant, but I can't really focus and all my thoughts just seem "muddy". Its hard to describe, but usually this feeling would go away after a day, but it still hasn't. Has this happened to anyone else? It still feels like I'm slightly stoned, but I'm sure thats not possible.

So I have to go in for some blood tests because of some medication I'm taking, such as a lipid profile and a comprehensive metabolic profile. Can weed influence either of these tests? If so, how long do I long do I need to stay sober for considering I've been vaping regularly for the last month or so? Are there any cleansing options?

Has anyone ever tried to use the power of sheer audacity to get out of a drug test?

I have an interview for a position. I am highly qualified and while there is some competition, I was set up on this by people in the industry and my competitors lack much of the education and experience I do.

I want to go in, and if they ask for a drug test, simply and calmly say that I will not take it (or that I will test positive for marijuana) and that if that disqualifies me as an employee then they threw away talent for nothing.

I really think it could work, in life you can pretty much get what you want if you lay all your cards on the table and have the skill to back it up, and I do... Or will I just humiliate myself?

how long do you personally think 2 grams of weed smoked to one person over 2 days would stay in their urine after abstaining for over a year?

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I want to quit smoking weed for a while for health reasons and I was wondering: Is there a good way to quickly get rid of the throat mucus/Fucked up-ness that is the result of too many bowls? Many thanks.

I've been on 1mg for almost 5 years. I was young and naive, forced into taking this shit Completely ruined my life. I was lied to by shrinks and told it was all in my head, but that's bullshit. Tried tapering before by reducing to .5mg as recommended, couldn't do it. The withdrawal is the worst thing I've ever experienced, and I don't know if I could live through it or make it through without severely hurting myself. Already browsed the web, looking for people who've made it through this. How should I try to go about tapering? How long will withdrawal last? Will I ever regain the happiness that's been torn from my brain? How long, if ever, will it take to stop feeling like a zombie? Getting off this is my final hope at living a decent life. I'm only 18 and I feel like I'm already dead.