Looking for a kind of detox method.
One that'll actually do something, I've been told to go to GNC for the drinkable stuff, anyone know about the reliability of these products?
Apparently there's only a window of time in which they work, I've only quit smoking for so long, I'm sure something will go wrong without assistance.
I've got like 2 days to 2 weeks, anything I can do in the meantime?
I can run, drink water or whatever, blah blah, shit sucks I'll do it, need some advice.
I'm looking to stack methods if possible.

tl;dr at bottom for those that don't give a fuck otherwise.

Okay, maybe this question has been bored into every hole known to mankind to the point of oblivion, but I feel obligated to educate myself in every manner possible to to my fucked up situation.

I am a young guy (22 as of this month) and I suffer from (in layman's terms) back arthritis. This requires me to routinely go to the doctor every month for medication and get back injections/nerve burnings every six months or so. I live in the south east, so essentially about as far away fro medical weed as you could be. The place I go, despite not actually prescribing me anything scheduled, tests me every month. (For illicit substances and to make sure I don't abuse what I'm given.) Drug tests are given every time I go in for the monthly medication appointment, which is not set in stone and can to an extent be arbitrarily changed a few days either way for me. (Though I randomly didn't get one last time for some reason, possibly because lab techs were out for lunch.) I'm sure you can see why this is BS for me, and how the only thing it does is stop me from taking certain benzos and smoking weed.

I was a moderately smoker before (Though no where near most people you'd consider pot heads), but I have been at this clinic for a few months now. So at this point, I am 100% clean I'd imagine.

I have heard that once 100% clean, if you smoke once (Say a joint, or blunt), and wait a week-10 days, you will be clean. I have heard from other places this is a myth and it will still take 30 days. I want to know of any personal or first hand stories anyone has about this. Not being able to smoke at ALL is such a huge pita for me, as I have huge ADD/OCD/addictive issues and pot really helps me deal with them. Not smoking increases my stress, and makes me want to go use harder shit that won't show up on the screening.

tl;dr How much validity is there to the given timeline of 5-10 days to get clean for a one time smoker? Could one time count as a few joints equaling say a gram in a day?
Could I reasonably expect to pass a drug test after 27-29 days given a later afternoon/night of smoking and a wake and bake the next day? (…

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Hi guys, so I'll give you a bit of background to my situation. I've been using drugs for about six years, at first I just smoked weed but as I started to get into dance music and be around harder drugs I started using mdma very regularly, or speed if we were in a bit of a drought. After about a year of solid mdma use I was taking a few pills or a couple of caps every Friday or Saturday night, then doing some ketamine in the morning and then smoking either speed or meth to keep going until Monday morning. I was doing this, along with the odd acid tab or hit of mescaline or shrooms, and some benzos when I finished up for the comedown for a good 12 months. I had lost 15kg, was essentially just living in my bedroom listening to techno or psy and waiting to get high again. My uni grades were going downhill, my parents didn't realised what was happening and I was diagnosed with depression. Eventually, after rocking up to a family event on benzos and a few beers and passing out on the couch I admitted to my parents that I was using drugs 3 days a week and was in serious trouble in terms of mental health etc.
Now, it has been two months since this happened and my parents have said if I am using drugs I am not welcome in this house ever again and they will support me 100% unless I am using drugs. Tough, yes, but my mother's sister overdosed on heroin a while ago and it is somewhat dress in their minds and don't want a repeat of this situation. I really want to get fucked up and enjoy the music I love with my friends and indulge in these substances on one level, but on the other my parents and sister are more important than getting fucked up, having a boogie and k holing.
The problem is I don't think like this, I plan when I will be able to take drugs next and work out excuses to explain where I am to my folks. I haven't done it yet, but it is simply a matter of time before I get on my favourite substances again.
How do I stop myself from doing this? Not taking drugs every day isn't a problem and these two months haven't been difficult, but I will do it soon and I need to stop myself. Have I already lost the battle? How do I fill my time on weekends? I just really miss getting cook…

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So, I'm subject to random's and I like my alpraz. I probably shouldn't. I limit it to Friday nights and Saturday morning's. Just get the benzo buzz going on and blackout half of my weekend, waking up Monday ready for my routine.

I read that Alpraz has a half life of 9 to 20 hours. Does this mean that it will be undetectable in my urine after 18 to 40 hours? The random's I'm subjected to are no joke, they test for quite a wide range of shit and with quite a bit of sensitivity. Whatever company runs that place has caught some sly people in the past, I know for sure.

tl;dr

>How long are benzodiazepine's detectable in urine? Specifically Alprazolam if there's a difference.

Yes, I have checked erowid and wiki.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Alpraz. I know you have to respect it and can't take it too often without completely fucking up. But I wouldn't mind it more than a couple times a week. But not if it'll cost me my freedom.

I am coming off a 2 week habit of poppy seed tea. I know, not long compaired to other opiate users, I figured I should get out while I still can. Prior to use I was definately depressed. But not like this. It has gotten very bad. It gradually has been getting a little better physically. But it seems this extreme hopelessness is just....destroying me. I am in love with a woman, whenever I would be with her, would be a time of true happiness. But while withdrawals, seeing her made me feel very slight differences, if any at all. Im just wondering if this ever goes away. Because I feel like I'm trapped in my own world. I just want to go back to having normal relationships with people. I have a script for adderall. Should I be taking it or is it further inhibiting my recovery?

Alright guys so I have a drug test in about 2 weeks, maybe 1 and some change, and i was wondering how long you wait before you stop smoking? Ill be honest, im not obese but i have some extra weight and I'm afraid the thc is stored nice and good in there. I know i should just stop now, and am fairly disappointed in myself for REALLY not wanting to. I figure one more day, toke lightly, and stop then. Maybe a hit or two on 4/20. I plan to start running in the morning and working out in the evening tomorrow to help sweat somea that shit out. I also plan on doing STRIP detox. You guys think i can pull that off without getting nicked? Its a very important job interview for an engineering position, kind of the start of my career. I wish i could just quit cold turkey and have no qualms about it but frankly its not that easy....

>Friend has been supplying piss for a few months for my drug tests
>Is about to smoke today for 420
>If he pisses in a condom for me today will the piss still be good by Wednesday or Thursday for my next drug test?
>I would just be storing the piss in a cup/ condom of some sort until the test

Any advice would be appreciated thank you very much!

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Rebecca Honninglock - Sat, 20 Apr 2013 09:52:14 EST ID:ebClTl6K No.20940 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1366465934427.jpg -(10971 B, 250x228) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>20939 Also I forgot to mention that he would be pissing in the cup for me before he smoked so what I'm asking is if the piss would ferment or some weird shit like that.

I am 18 and have been looking for a job for the last year, and I've finally got a potential job offer.
Its a page position at the local library, meaning that I would be restocking books and whatnot. A fairly simple job.
I was told today that I need to come in for placement testing tomorrow.
Nothing was mentioned about a drug test, but libraries are government funded, and I'm pretty sure that all government jobs drug test.
I'm basically an everyday pot smoker as well.
The drug test might not be tomorrow, it could be next week, but I am not sure.
Does anyone know how to either detox really fast, or sneak clean urine into a drug test?
I just don't know what to hold the urine in.
The is the first job opportunity I've ever had and I really don't want to fuck it up.
My neighbor told me that the best way to detox fast is to exercise all day and drink a fuckload of water and cranberry juice, and that will make me piss and sweat the weed out of my system.
I am totally open to any other suggestions.

smoked about an eighth back in december. About to take a drug test for a job. I should be good right? Haven't smoked since then and i have been drinking a lot of green tea over the last few months.

I'm about 5'5'' and 130lbs (165cm and 58kg) and I've been smoking steadily for about 6 years. The only time I ever took a break has been when my dealer's been dry. If I quit weed cold-turkey, I have about 20 days to clean up for a piss test. Do you think that's enough time to clean my system? And what are some other things I should be doing to help get it all out? I'm drinking lots of water and planning to go to a sauna for a day to sweat a lot.

My bestfriend made the noble choice to join the military and he's been clean from pot for a couple months now. He passed his initial MEPS drug test and he had ate a pot brownie about a week and a half/two weeks prior. He said it was pretty weak though, so he's not sure if it was even a big thing.

However, he's leaving on the 13th for boot and tomorrow is 4/20. He's been my best fucking friend for the past like 5-6 years and he really wants to smoke out with me one last time before he leaves. Is this enough time to pass his 2nd MEPS test if he were to blaze up tomorrow? He's lean as fuck (was essentially body building before he made the decision to join the military) so he doesn't really have the body fat to keep the metabolites, but he's scared because it's the mother fucking military. Thoughts?

I'm not all too sure if this belongs here on in /weed/ but this seems more like the place to go.

I used to smoke weed regularly, nearly every day for two years. Almost, if not exactly, two months ago I quit to give myself a break, and I must say I'm loving being sober, but that doesn't mean I am 100% done with the herb. 4/20 is coming up VERY soon, and I have been planning on smoking that day for a while now. However, today I got an email to attend a "Job aptitude test" or something like that for a job at Procter and Gamble on the 27th. Aaaand they pay very well so, obviously, I want this job. My question is, will the THC be out of my system by then (one week), JUST IN CASE they decide to pop a UA that day? I doubt they will, but smoking on 4/20 is not worth losing this job offer.

Picture unrelated but my art teacher told me that red things draws the eyes and I wanted to be noticed. Haters gonna hate.