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Can I pass probation?¿ by >stultus - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 06:10:58 EST ID:O63QG1DV No.29066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So, I've been playing it safe and been the most sober I've been in my life over the past four months over some court bullshit the local backwards government drug me into. I get the next three years of supervised probation for making a meme of a kid I thought was my age at the time. (Sorry, I know this isn't /qq/) Anyway, I smoked about 3 weeks ago, being around 5-6gs, and at the time, being 2 days ago, I smoked a bowl that was approximately .2-3 of a gram, so I didn't really figure it was too much of a risk, I still had a little over two weeks before my probation started, seems like enough time considering my metabolism and everything. I don't know, the closer the day comes and I keep feeling on edge about everything. What does /detox/ think?
I'm 18
162 lbs
6'3"
Lean build
Very fast metabolism
Should I be in the clear, or can anybody give some fresh insight?
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Nicholas Pablingsudging - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 14:31:24 EST ID:4gyE4GE1 No.29068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think, not sure, but at least a month is really necessary especially if you're a regular smoker. Up to 3 months if you're a very heavy smoker with an obesity problem (Which it sounds like you are't).

One tip that I used and passed a test once (not sure if by coincidence or the trick) was creatine. Take as much creatine as humanly possible, exercise lots and drink lots of cranberry juice and water.

If you take too much the day of the test, they will say it was diluted and make you take it again, perhaps punish you (I don't know the rules). I passed an employment test this way once with about a month's notice after years of heavy smoking.

You still have a chance of testing positive in only two weeks, I'd say a month would be safer. Good luck.
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>stultus - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 18:54:42 EST ID:O63QG1DV No.29070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>29068
Fuck, man.
What about detox drinks?
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Nicholas Pablingsudging - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 19:19:26 EST ID:4gyE4GE1 No.29071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29070
Some of them work, but they usually come up as "diluted" on the first test result if you use it like the day before the test.
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>stultus - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 21:43:36 EST ID:O63QG1DV No.29073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>29071

>https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Stuff-Cleansing-Drink-Grape/dp/B00117YRMI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

Guy I've know for a while has been swearing by this stuff, says one of his friends has probation and regularly intakes a cocktail of all of 420Chan's /drug/ rainbow and has always came out clean too.
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Augustus Crongerfield - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 03:16:24 EST ID:q83bUiJR No.29096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29066
two weeks should be fine OP, just dont fuck up and smoke again.

be fairly active and eat food to keep your metablism (no fatass foods) and you should be good. Maybe even restrict calories by 200 or so if you can count them
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Hedda Pickforth - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 14:59:11 EST ID:RxKxlRwc No.29128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29073
who is she? i need the sauce
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>stultus - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 16:04:43 EST ID:O63QG1DV No.29153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>29128
I don't know but nice butthole
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>stultus - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 16:05:29 EST ID:O63QG1DV No.29154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29153
Also, I passed.
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Graham Bandlekore - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 03:04:23 EST ID:8xPR63A6 No.29205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29066
made a meme of a kid....?

fuck /qq/ i'm intrigued regardless...the fuck kinda meme did you make to land ur ass on papers..?
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Rebecca Bardson - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:16:06 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was on probation I failed a test at least once and they just let it slide. Is that normal? What normally happens if you fail a test?


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