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How I quit cigarettes, SUPER SECRET METHOD, I INVENTED IT!!!!:
>Start to be unable to breath when going to sleepLater
>Hide my tobacco in basement
>Run several times, even in middle of night to grab tobacco
>Hide tobacco at park, 500 meter away from homeLater
>Have to go in middle of night and smoke
>In 1 week, go from chainsmoking 24/7 to smoking 4-6 times
>Suddenly Im in the park WTF? I JUST TELEPORTED?!
>Start to understand my addiction, A: Cravings comes in wave and last 5-7 minutes before it fucks off B: Nicotine addiction hijacks your brain/reasoning center, you are not a super ninja with iron will, it litterly hijacks ur brain and put you in autopilot, thats why I "only came to" when i was about to enter the park Walking removes cigarette cravings pretty well
>Decide to bury my tobacco under rock in forest, 800meters away from parkLater
>Goes from smoking 3 times every 24 hours, very cold, raining, middle of night, pitch darkness, spooky
>Oh man, continue sleeping or go to cold rainy fucking forest? Maybe sleepLater
>Smoke once every 3 dayslater
>Smoke once every 5 dayslater
>smoke once every 11 dayslater
>Smoke at end of monthlater
>Stop smoking, but promise myself to buy a few tiny airplane bottles of whiskey, and smoke in two months
I am on month 4 now, I can get an occasional dream where this guy gives me cigarette, but they always get wet at tip, or i accidently break the cigarrettes bottom so i never get to smoke them, really strange. Sometimes my head feels kinda toasty in a way, going for a jog or a walk and it disappears.
The 3 first days are the hardest.
TLR: Secret to quit smoking is hiding tobacco far up in forest, cravings disappear before you even walk halfway, and you get your reasoning back. HIDE YOUR TOBACCO AT FAR DISTANCE; BUT NOT TOO FAR SINCE YOU'LL JUST GO BUY A NEW PACK. MY METHOD IS BEST!