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Heavy ganja smoker needs to possibly pass a test in 3 weeks by Fuck Denkinlurk - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 12:23:06 EST ID:mBlUV8Qg No.29192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hello 420chan, it has been a long time since I have came here. In three weeks time I might have to take a drug test for an internship. I have been hired, but the company has not disclosed to me whether or not I will be tested (to be honest it was a very informal hiring process, three weeks is just my start date).

I am 5'4" 120lb (inb4 manlet).
I have smoked almost daily for the past two years at least.

Am I fucked? As in should I even try detoxing, or should I accept my inevitable fate if I do indeed get tested?
David Sinkinlodge - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 16:42:35 EST ID:VQaOL+t6 No.29193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'll show up in your piss for up to 4 weeks. Usually exercising, eating a lot of fats and drinking a lot of water would help but I don't think it would help your case. Consider buying a fake pee bag with a dildo attached.
Fuck Denkinlurk - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 18:19:28 EST ID:mBlUV8Qg No.29197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm too much of a pussy to risk that, and the uncertainty of my situation might make doing that complicated. I'm still gonna try exercise, water, healthy diet, etc. I wouldn't think eating a lot of fats would help you detox a drug that is fat soluble, mind telling me more about that? Any supplements, vitamins, or detox kits that might expedite the process? There should be a sticky for this kind of stuff.
Polly Nibberwell - Tue, 23 May 2017 19:24:19 EST ID:i28byQ3Z No.29247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Update: my first day of work was yesterday and I took my test. Came in today and nobody said anything about me failing, so I guess I passed.
Lydia Smallville - Wed, 24 May 2017 01:36:47 EST ID:U/Kp16dr No.29249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yea, three weeks, should be fine all around. Even with lab tests.

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