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Need to piss clean immediately by Angus Bishwet - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 10:27:34 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went to a show last night. Did some coke, molly, and rolls. The rolls were prob meth because its 9:30 am and im still awake.

Might have to piss monday or tuesday. How do I get this shit out of my system immediately?
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Fucking Blythelock - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 11:59:05 EST ID:zAarJhX4 No.29534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're fucked
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Angus Bishwet - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 14:53:13 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29534
can I just go on a bike at the gym for an hour, drink a shitload of water, and get this shit out of my piss?
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Cyril Clebblebin - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:03:52 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Also, will niacin help?
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Walter Sallernon - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:07:11 EST ID:gbuZg/D3 No.29539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah dude, niacin will totally erase all those drugs you did from your system. You just pop some B vitamin and BAM all that coke and molly and meth you did just disappears!
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David Nollerfoot - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:30:19 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29536
No, you're boned. Either get synthetic urine or get a clean friend to give you a sample.
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Cyril Clebblebin - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:47:22 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29540
Well how long will it take to get this shit out of my system? I'm thinking if I dont answer the call monday, call them back tuesday, and than i'll have 24 hours to piss. It should be out of my system?
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David Nollerfoot - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:00:07 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test

Come on man, did you even look this stuff up? Both coke and meth have a detection period of 3-5 days.
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David Nollerfoot - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:00:36 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29544
2-5 for coke 3-5 for meth, close enough
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Walter Nibberfield - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:02:13 EST ID:LCK62l4L No.29546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29543
5 days sounds about right.
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Cyril Clebblebin - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 23:42:48 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well if I just wait til wednesday, drink a shitload of water, work out, etc, will I pass?
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Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:18:39 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also, what about detox drinks?
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Cyril Clebblebin - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:50:31 EST ID:x/CiNTa1 No.29549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay heres my idea since no one on any websites or my friends can give me any real answers. I'm just gonna wing this.

I gotta go do some labor intensive shit in the freezing cold tomorrow for 7 hours. I'll sweat all day. I'm gonna go home and quickly chug 40 ounces of water, a detox, and 40 more ounces of water, and eat like 2 niacin caps.

I'm gonna just wing it and go in and try to piss like right before they close, maybe i'll even drink some more water. Idk. Either ways. I hope this fuckin works.
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Cedric Guffinglore - Wed, 01 Nov 2017 00:24:21 EST ID:AGTWdpoW No.29555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29549
I'm pretty sure all niacin does is add colour to your urine to disguise the fact that you've been drinking a huge amount of water. A more advanced test will still flag your extremely diluted sample for low creatine content.
Synthetic urine seems to have pretty good results.
You might be fine after that amount of time, I'm no expert.


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