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Shit happens? by Samuel Fibblestug - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 14:57:12 EST ID:p+1OPm6K No.29722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Have any of you guys ever shit yourself from drinking? Also, how long to wait before eating after quitting? Seems like I should be eating after two full days.
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Lydia Sucklestock - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 21:37:48 EST ID:cfH+dw9t No.29726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like full on shit yourself sleeping or while drinking?

ive sharted myself sort of when I was drinking without eating ANYTHING all day, but normally if I eat some food and start drinking I wont shart myself
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Alice Bardwater - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 23:44:28 EST ID:57z/GLST No.29824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>29722
Not shit myself. But once in Mexico I got blackout drunk and when I woke up, I looked at my closet and noticed a huge puddle that also covered my shoes. Only later did I realize I sleep pissed all over them

>pic related, those are the shoes
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Ernest Billingson - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 13:17:43 EST ID:FdnT6LVB No.29825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>29722
Jenked the fuk out homie
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Jarvis Bishstock - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 15:01:47 EST ID:/45Fxeh2 No.29832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After a night getting shitfaced I waynted to visit a concert with a friend the next day. Was hungover as shit but nothing I could handle.
On the way to the concert we had a few beers relieving the pain of the previous night. When we arrived we still had two bottles and started drinking them befor going in.
Suddenly I felt a slight pain in my lower abdomen, growling and hurting more and more. I needed to take a shit. Like right now. I tried to sit down but there was no bench or anything. The abdominal pain intensified and I calmed myself by thinking it just might be a big fart. I clenched my asschecks as hard as I could trying to move the fart around the clump of shit but then it happend.
There was no fart, nor a clump of shit. It was the diarrhea out of hell. The asscheekclenching was futile and the brown soup splattered in my pants. I was looking at my friend in total shock. He sayd: What the fuck is wrong? 'I shat my pants, big time' I replied.
Then we got to a dark place to look how big of a mess it was. I threw away my boxers. Squated down and sprew the rest out of my body.
My pants? Also coverd in stinky diarrhea. My friend had a tissue...ONE fucking tissue and I tried to wash my body with it, with no real success.
I let my friend visit the concert saying I'd go home alone.
I needed to right a train for like half an hour, always sitting by the door hoping the smell wouldn't be that intense there. Was so longest trainride in my life but at least it was early night so only a fwe people were around.
At home I showered like 3 time washing my pants and shit. My friend swore to me to never tell this to anybody and I think he kept his promise.


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