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Dinosaurs ruled the earth. by Betsy Dindlegold - Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:55:33 EST ID:j78CLa+O No.19347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Man... dinosaurs used to rule the world. But then America nuked them. So dinosaurs souls possessed sand people and did 9/11.
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Betsy Dindlegold - Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:56:18 EST ID:j78CLa+O No.19348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, cavemen evolved into the CIA.
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Jenny Chonkingold - Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:59:20 EST ID:jfUNgDNI No.19349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>19348
The mossad agents were repitlian race.
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Cornelius Pindlenone - Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:29:17 EST ID:j78CLa+O No.19367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>19349
haha! most likely so
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Fucking Clovingstock - Wed, 24 Oct 2012 04:25:01 EST ID:8JOCrLQK No.19372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chinese are the greys.
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Lizard King - Fri, 28 Jun 2013 19:40:39 EST ID:yyKrXJhs No.20389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fucking undead dinos
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Walter Bupperdock - Sat, 29 Jun 2013 03:54:03 EST ID:opPz+igs No.20390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's true sand people gots little compys inside they heads like that alium from men in black
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Jenny Fibblekut - Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:29:10 EST ID:f4CRxyfx No.20472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they actually covered this in the super mario bros movie
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Desperado !WTIFTw2YFw - Fri, 02 Aug 2013 05:01:39 EST ID:TvOBedzT No.20475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goddamn, /dino/ is the best board.
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Fucking Tootshaw - Tue, 15 Oct 2013 19:01:49 EST ID:5d7+pF44 No.20723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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King of the Dinosaurs, who was later brutally slaughtered in front of his children by George Duble-ya Bush.
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Shugar Yorguth - Tue, 15 Oct 2013 23:12:13 EST ID:iEYL2205 No.20725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tomorrow, on the 17th of October 2013, is the one year anniversary of the birth of this thread, which as you all know is an annual tradition where we gather and bring to mind of the horrible atrocities that the "United" States of America inflicted upon our dino ancestors. We commemorate this coming day to how their souls had to seek refuge from the burning mayhem Bush Co. and Friends unleashed upon their kind by entering the bodies of Tusken raiders. The Tusken raiders (whom later came to be known as Arabs) were of course more than happy to host the dinosaur souls inside them since they are a hospitable and noble people. The dinosaurs repayed their kindness in gratitude by showing the raiders where to find rich oil reserves in their native lands, leading to the vast wealth that the arabs are enjoying today! It took some time for the dinosaurs to settle in their new, hotblooded bodies, but after some time were they able to casually walk the earth again.

But the hearts of the raiders grew colder each day...

As the coldblooded dino souls within them influenced their minds was the hatred the dinos felt towards the Untidy Stated of America transferred the dino induced hatred of America into the collective Tusken consciousness, which lead to the 9.11.2001 attack.
The gamescore was now 1-1 and the dino arabs danced in the streets for weeks celebrating the equaliser as justice had now fallen upon the Bush Towers! The total amount of happiness in the dinosaurs/men hybrids caused many of the dino souls to ascend into Jurassic heaven and leave their host bodies behind (however, many still do keep in touch with their mortal sand friends through Facebook of Revelations. They really bonded alot during their symbiotic relationship), but since Dinoheaven doesn't serve falafels (due to metaphysical laws regarding the recepie to cook them) decided many to stay on earth for the sake of this earthly delicacy, which had become the favorite food for the dinos for some reason.

All was fine and sandy. Childrens' cheeks were rosy and the streets smelled less like shit than usual for a while, but then the news came that USA wasn't happy about the justice strike on 11.9.2001 and that they wanted to start a war of error. This was generally taken as bad news by the arabian continent and people started digging tunnels underground as shelter from the coming attacks, but also for fun (they even invented a game that they named "Tunnel Snake" which boiled down to beating up every person who didn't wear a leatherjacket while inside the tunnels. After a while everybody just started wearing leatherjackets in fear of getting their ass kicked, which lead to an overall improvement in the fashion sense of the populace.

Those who still were inhabited by dinosaurs had developed psychic powers thanks to the dinosouls had hacked the wiring of the host's reptile brain and successfully unlocked some of its great potential, which gave them the ability to do all kinds of sick shit! Levitation, telephaty, clairvoyance, you name it! Unfortunately though weren't the dinohumans interested in anything else other than eating falafels back then, so they weren't all that helpful in fending of the american foes.
The people needed a hero. Someone brave enough to rise up and take action against those darn Jank wanks, and one "man" decided to be that man:

Al "The Goat" Kaida
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Shugar Yorguth - Tue, 15 Oct 2013 23:13:11 EST ID:iEYL2205 No.20726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Al "The Goat" Kaida was born in a cave west of the city Durkana, child of Mohammad Kaida and his beautiful goat, whom both perished in an unfortunate tornado. His life was hard knocked and it knocked him up as hard as his father had his mother. On his forehead grew two curly horns and his body was hairy like your ass, which made him resemble a devil of sorts. He was stoned wherever he went (as in thrown rocks) but due to his genetics was he able to sustain the damage. This made him hard and hateful against all humans and lived a secluded life up in the mountains.
But one fateful evening, when he was eating some green grass, his eyes gazed upon the most gorgeous looking goat he had ever seen (not counting his mother).
The two of them had crazy goat/hybrid sex and a few months later were they blessed with a daughter who was 1/4th homo sapiens sapiens and 3/4ths goat. They were the happiest goat familly in the world and the grass had never been greener or juicier.
Although the war had started didn't Al give a shit since the janks only targeted humans and didn't care much for killing goats..
But one day, after gathering some grass for his family, Al found his goat wife and hybrid daughter dead in their shared cave. In their bodies had tiny american flags been stuck, with a small note reading "lol goats suck! Get a cow!". Al got so mad he stomped a hole in the ground that shook the earth so much that the nearest tectonic plates started shift and a few volcanos errupted. Now Al Kaida had a reason to stand up on his hooves and fight... He lusted for revenge!

He sprinted to the nearest town and rallied the people to defend their sandy land! After a few rocks had been thrown at him he managed to speak his mind about the invasion and they all agreed that it truly sucked. But what could they do? After some serious thinking the towns wise sage, Swami Turban, told that according to recent polls does 90% of the american population dislike Satan and that they'd jump at the chance of killing him for good just so that they wouldn't have to spend every sunday being preached about how they should avoid the devil and his trickery. Hearing this, Al knew what he had to do...

With the help of the dinohumans (who had taken a break from their falafels) they senr a psychic broadcast transmitted to every american citizens brain. The transmission was filmed in the cave of Kaida, the place Al had recently called Home, and he spoke of himself; the Devil. He convinced the entire american population that he was Satan and that he was the one who had caused the justice strikes of 11.9.2001, which made USA go apeshit (Bush punched the "launch nuke" so hard that he shattered his hand, broke his arm and fractured all the bones in his body).

The nukes were off, but Al Kaida and his merry psychic dinomen had prepared for this by tricking USA into thinking that the broadcast was sent from the moon. When the missiles reached the moon it didn't look like a big pizza pie anymore, but rather looked like a bag of cheese doodles had exploded in the sky!
Bush Co. was satisfied with the decision of blowing up the moon in the name of Jesus and the population partied like it was the ending to Star Wars VI (some even running around trying to catch the mooncheese doodles with their mouths, thinking that they were raining down on them. Some larger pieces of the moon actually fell down on american soil, but reports say that they didn't taste like cheese at all and that they weren't even salty. Despite this was Ukulele States of America happy and didn't feel like bombing the shit out of Arab country anymore since Satan was now dead and they had rid the world of evil.

Little did they know that Al Kaida was still alive in his cave, smoking a blunt with his newfound psychic dinomen friends, who had resurrected Al's wife and daughter with the awesome dino powers and everybody was fucking ecstatic! The tusken raiders were now free to do whatever the fuck they wanted without fear of having freedum rammed up their asses!
The remaining dinosouls finally ascended into Jurassic heaven, having hacked the matrix and being able to bring falafels with them (which made everybody so happy that ... well, words can't describe what happened next so we'll leave it a mystery. I'll give you a hint though: Partyhats.

USA decided to never invade another country again in the name of Jesus since they now believed that there wasn't anymore evil in the world now that Satan was dead. Bush Co. briefly tried to convince the populace that Satan's long lost brother, Belzebobby, was building nuclear snowcastles in the North Pole, but they ceased their propaganda efforts when the new season of America's Next Top model started airing. "Heck, I need to prayoritais my interests, dang nabit", said Bush when asked to comment on his decision not to nuke the Arctic. There have been no word of another go at it which is a huge relief.

By saving Arabia was Al now deemed equal in the eyes of everybody and he was treated with respect as he and his goat family trampled the streets.
The only thing that was stoned now...
Was his mind.

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Never forget this.
This is our history.
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Lillian Climmleson - Wed, 16 Oct 2013 18:31:56 EST ID:iEYL2205 No.20727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>20725
>>20726
I apologize for this. I was rather high while I wrote it.
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Hedda Fabbleworth - Wed, 16 Oct 2013 20:04:21 EST ID:Yq3kjzQt No.20729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>20726 This... brought tears to my eyes
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Jarvis Ponkinforth - Fri, 18 Oct 2013 14:34:32 EST ID:lWDnB7JU No.20735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>20726
I don't even
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Martin Niggerfoot - Sun, 20 Oct 2013 04:36:21 EST ID:kvdoEseW No.20749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>20726
>>20725

That's...that's...

That's fucking art mang.
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Fucking Feblingtane - Sun, 20 Oct 2013 12:56:01 EST ID:p29sdpOk No.20752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>20725
>>20726
so beautiful. thank you.
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SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Tue, 22 Oct 2013 11:26:24 EST ID:/P6JBiNm No.20764 Report Quick Reply
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>>20725
>>20726
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Spardot !SPQRqHx0.E - Tue, 22 Oct 2013 11:28:28 EST ID:f19v7cQ8 No.20765 Report Quick Reply
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WTF!
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Nigger Dabberwod - Wed, 23 Oct 2013 11:01:17 EST ID:JY02GWwl No.20769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shugar Yorguth, a big thank you for sharing your insight with us. It was brilliant.

Don't let anyone silence you when you defend dinosaurs and their spirit.
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Hedda Fuckingridge - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 05:51:10 EST ID:iEYL2205 No.21408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Archie Munnerwill - Tue, 05 Aug 2014 15:41:02 EST ID:fZn1sw6c No.21951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Semi Annual bump
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Nigel Bannerchatch - Wed, 06 Aug 2014 08:29:42 EST ID:fL+PqUYV No.21953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>21951
Yeah yeah I love that this thread is alive mostly because Al "The Goat" Kaida
There better be some more poetry in this bitch
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Samuel Gegglewell - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 08:39:37 EST ID:MgAHa1zO No.21956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>21953
Lizard, you want poetry!?
Check THIS shit out!
http://boards.420chan.org/dino/res/19450.php
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Sophie Bullerson - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 03:32:04 EST ID:S2DEt7+r No.22168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>20725
>>20726
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Jenny Fuckingshit - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 04:28:27 EST ID:es5Mn8nX No.22320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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they will live on forever,we will never forget
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Rebecca Weddlelock - Tue, 20 Jan 2015 13:53:07 EST ID:Rq+U+60r No.22345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>19347
Great theory or maybe we possessed Dino's and we ruled the earth
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Albert Crubbleford - Fri, 23 Jan 2015 13:48:14 EST ID:iEYL2205 No.22408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>22345
Man can never tame the dino.
It would simply play along, tricking us into believing that we were in control of it, waiting for the right moment to totally skullfuck our minds
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Martin Sorringlerk - Sun, 22 Nov 2015 20:14:57 EST ID:p23keZSj No.23161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>19347
Oops forgot to wish this thread a happy birthday this year.
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Cedric Serryfuck - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 01:40:55 EST ID:8IJ8Tdou No.23162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oil > $
Dinosaurs still rule
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Nell Dovingmock - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 12:53:35 EST ID:V2Ves/Iv No.23383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>20726
Found the following and was reminded of this story
>"...a Special Forces team operating in Afghanistan in 2002 encountered one of the creatures while on a patrol looking for a lost unit in an isolated part of the country. The soldier tells Marzulli his unit made its way along a goat path near a cave where the team noticed an unusual pattern of rocks, bones, and, ominously, a broken piece of communications equipment of the type used by the American military."

>"While pondering this, the team was surprised by a man “at least twelve to fifteen feet in height.” The creature had long, red hair and skewered one operator, identified as “Dan,” with a pike-like weapon. The remainder of the team opened fire, repeatedly shooting the creature in the face and eventually killing it. The full length of the engagement was only 30 seconds."

>“At first you think, this has got to be a joke, this has got to be hoax,” he admitted. “Then after things go down a certain way, and you keep hearing it, you start to realize it’s not a joke. They kept telling us to keep our weapons high, which means normally you are ready to put two in the chest on in the head, but they kept telling us to put it towards a man’s head and put it higher. So we would question why do they want us to shoot higher than a man’s head?”

Linky: http://www.wnd.com/2016/08/is-u-s-government-hiding-the-giant-of-kandahar/

Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAEdur0F-aU [Embed]
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schepperschop - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 15:51:37 EST ID:vwmtx/1r No.23387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would jesus fuck a dinosaur?
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Charles Shakehood - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 01:29:34 EST ID:Zj/mA5p+ No.23642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23387
I don't know what sexual preferences the historical figure of Jesus H. Christ had, but I could imagine he'd at least consider it (though "fuck" is such an ugly word. I think he'd call it something like "interspecial duo-sexual merrymaking", but again; I can't be certain).
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George Buzzforth - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:22:31 EST ID:m4mlxp6z No.23646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23642

Don't bump this thread unless it's in remembrance of Al Kaida nb


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