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Through utilizing our powerful power,
the ancient art of Stereopsis Scrying,
are we able to harness the ability of witnessing the Future !
The Divine Demiurge, 9th dimensional Lizard King;
- " A Gift granted by the gracious and gentle Lizard King,
- not that Morrison bloke -
Guatzl *kqwrrt* Roaranga,
Ruler and honorable herder of the Incredible, Interdemensional Kingdom of Rèptôris Êgogth:
A shining diamond in the glistening Universea." -
The one Future we here at L.C.E.D.M. / Dinotech Inc. have seen through the power granted by [our beloved and praised] Guatzl Roaranga is that of a beautiful paradise, which is incidentally the greatest future our species could dream seeing one day, and the ultimate success for our Overlords.
Sit down, dear hatchlings, for I will present to you our vision of what is to become of this Earth.
The dawn of the Golden Roar!
We see before us a green and calm path, surrounded by nature.
There are soft, darkgreen trees with flower covered branches, from which a fresh scent of love spreads through the air.
With savour we breathe the air into our lungs - where it spreads throughout our minds and bodies and giving us a lighter, fresh mood.
There is such a calmness in the athmosphere that you start to breathe deeper and slower, letting your whole body feel the respiration inspire a new perspective in your thinking.
Let all the negative thoughts you have about dinosaurs disolve like steam through your skin pores, rendering you lighter and happier than you were before and feeling open for new ideas.
You are calm and at peace, feeling the love from the trees uplift and carry you through the path, towards a place where there is
A barbecue that is waiting for you.
There is a big fire lit in the middle of the place you have now entered.
Around the fire there stands before you the Lizard King Roaranga,
greeting you with a gesture to come closer to the fire.
He then asks you a question that you must get right or else you'll be grilled with a love branch, vertically stuck through your body and put above the fire, becoming crispy and then served with fava beans to Roaranga
The question Roaranga presents is:
You'll have 20 seconds until your time runs out
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Suitable answers that qualify for a non-obliteration:
- I am a vessel for the will of Roaranga
- Nobody, in the prence of Roaranga
- Waiting to be judged off the scale of Roaranga
- The man I will become, a reptile like Roaranga
- Roarangas bitch
- The dude that is like.. me, but like, not me. Ya know?
or something along those lines.
(Notice how the last example is a question, which still is an answer? That's correct because all questions open up new questions, which is such a deep philosophical thought that even Roaranga might be impressed... Or it may enlargen Roarangas apetite... Who knows with that guy, he just lives in the moment. Like, eternally.
Those who answer the question correctly will gain the favor of the Lizard King, who becomes your teacher of that which is hidden and that which hides from what is hidden.
From there on out you're pretty much set with the King. He'll teach you about love and eating humans and other lower lifeforms, showing what's what in the eyes of a reptile. You'll be pumped with knowledge packed with such firepower that you'll explode from the overpressure of awesomeness, which gives a new understanding of what life is about.