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False Awakening by Nathaniel Blarrystotch - Fri, 24 May 2013 08:19:02 EST ID:Tn9NGLhF No.39345 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This morning I had a false awakening where I saw a small grey. Creeped me the fuck out.

Initially I was super groggy, and proceeded to call the malevolent presence which had disturbed my slumber a "gobshite" in a heavy Scottish accent. Then the little goblin looking fuck showed up put me in sleep paralysis before I broke it and woke up for real.

I thought about posting this in /spooky/, but I didn't because aliums don't real.

Has anyone else here had a false awakening? Share your story!
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Fusions - Fri, 24 May 2013 09:34:49 EST ID:7oJwGsfA No.39346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You were abducted mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZW24eGuKM


Dream Story Time? by Cornelius Sullybot - Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:55:24 EST ID:AL7PHu92 No.38685 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let us post stories what come from our dreams.


I was walking home the other night when I passed by the college.
I stopped by the store to buy a candy bar but realized I was enrolled but forgot to attend classes. I was halfway through the first year, I tried to make it work but couldn't keep up with the lessons or find my classes in time. So I just left, feeling guilty as fuck.

Luckely, the moon was extra large, so I could jump really high.
I was leaping over houses and stores,
it was night so I didn't worry too much about landing on other peoples yards.

I saw the borg, I didn't know if they were violent so I hid behind a large, green junction box til they passed. But by then the moon went away and I had to jog the rest of the way home. I came home and everyone was standing outside looking worried and crying. At first I thought I had did something wrong, but then I noticed the sun was rising from the NORTH and not the east!

We were all freaking out and I woke up feeling like shit.
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Hamilton Bonningcocke - Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:05:41 EST ID:ztmOBVcP No.38730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38729
Part III: It is nighttime again, the moon is out in full, but I am no longer in the dream within a dream. I get off a red double-decker bus with my one of my partners-in-crime from high school, Adam. We are in the area that once surrounded the tower, except it's apparently been several years after the incidents in Parts I and II. Since then the tower and the surrounding areas have been discovered and transformed into a commercialized theme park. The theme for the theme park is shipwrecks, of which there are many littered around the tower, with stores and restaurants built into them. Thankfully, it being night time, there were very few tourists wandering about.

The tower itself had changed. It's once pale pine boards had been turned black from ages of sea mist. It was also broken in several places and crudely repaired with pieces of driftwood. The upper half of the tower leans so badly that huge wooden beams have been placed between the beach and the sides of the tower to prop the tower's upper half up, to keep it from toppling down.

We enter the tower. It's been turned into some kind of ocean themed restaurant with decorations on the walls like fish nets, ships steering wheels, the shell of a huge nautilus and other such things. We order lobster, red wine and black spiced rum, the drinks were brought in ornate, antiquated looking bottles. We get really drunk really fast and start laughing and talking loudly. Then we notice a window in one wall of the tower restaurant. It's a one way mirror, and it's looking in on some kind of orgy which is clearly going on outside the tower, on the "patio" section of the restaurant.
"What the fuck!" Adam cries out in surprise.
It is then that other patrons in the restaurant who we hadn't noticed yet, some of whom are with their young children, tell us that we are being very insolent. They demand that we leave. We leave without any argument, taking the bottles of booze with us.

When I get outside I notice that the park staff are wearing zombie make up and dressed in Nazi Secret Service uniforms. They're all perfectly in character, some of them seemed to be attacking the supports which held the broken part of the tower up. I ask one where the buses are to leave. He breaks character to tell me, then goes straight back into zombie mode.

I finally find the bus. The bus driver is a blonde woman from somewhere in Eastern Europe, probably Croatia, judging by her accent. She asks me for my I.D to prove that I'm "meant to be on this bus." I go into my wallet and produce a small flat figurine made of metal in the shape of a person. She apologizes, saying to me that she cannot accept this as valid identification.

I keep searching through my wallet, telling her that I'd find it soon, when I spied thirty five dollars on the ground, in one ten, one twenty and one five. Nonchalantly I put my boot over it to hide it and continue searching my wallet, handing her some credit card I don't own. While she examines it, telling me it isn't valid ID either, I lift my boot to grab the cash. Unfortunately it seems to have transformed into a pack of cigarettes covered in some form of Arabic writing.
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Hamilton Bonningcocke - Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:14:06 EST ID:ztmOBVcP No.38731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38728>>38729>>38730
I have no clue what any of my dreams mean, every time I think about them I see different possible (personal) interpretations.
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Hannah Grimfield - Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:01:41 EST ID:ShFz3Vd+ No.38733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38731
Well they were detailed and enjoyable and you wrote them out rather well so there's that. But yeah, dreams can be like that and they aren't always supposed to mean anything.
I recommend this video on sleep and dreams if you haven't seen it already:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRGNunPj3c
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Fuck Pockshit - Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:18:38 EST ID:vmMucmq4 No.38735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was part of an institution of some sort of secret agents who dressed up as creepy clowns and other members were all the girls I wanted to fuck from my high school class (to which I haven't sacrificed a thought after high school)
Anyway we were at some sort of gym glass place of which I remember very little, but at some point some enemy maybe was lying there on the floor and this girl I've fapped to too many times told me I ought to finish him as none of them wanted to do it.
So I took a kitchen knife, similar to what I had used last night to cut some shit to my sandvich etc and kinda just watched it a bit, decided I'd best stick that shit to the guy's back swiftly to get it over with. Then I stabbed the guy and the girls were really happy
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JoshuBarnetto - Fri, 24 May 2013 06:27:24 EST ID:l4vcWMz0 No.39344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone was getting eaten by rats and scorpions and some toothless old general type was telling me to quit being a pussy and that rats weren't dangerous.


I have a theory (and a survey for you all). by Wesley Drezzlelock - Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:21:27 EST ID:43XKMR1+ No.38056 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Feel free to answer anywhere between all or none of these questions. You are not obligated to answer with "yes" or "no" -- if it's only happened once or a few times, say "once" or "a few times". The more detailed you are with your answer, the better. If you aren't going to be absolutely 100% honest, don't answer the question at all. Now:

>Do you have dreams where you are...
  • trying to punch someone, but your punches inexplicably slow down as if your arm is suddenly in a dense medium?
  • trying to run, but it becomes very difficult as if you are suddenly in a dense medium?
  • encounter a strange situation (an "obvious" tell that it's a dream), but don't recognize it as a tell because of dream logic? E.g. You look at a clock that behaves strangely, or your hands do not have the right amount of fingers, but do not think of it as strange because dream logic says it's normal, and when you remember this upon waking up you are frustrated you did not recognize the obvious tell.
  • trapped in a futile and humiliating situation involving people? E.g. you find people have drawn dicks all over you and are now laughing about it, but you are strapped to a chair and can't do anything about it. Doesn't count if this is your fetish. Alternatively: you keep acting in a way in front of people that makes you look incredibly stupid but you can't stop. Mention if you believe this is based on real life, such as a belief you constantly fuck up around people.

>Do you know (or suspect) you have...
  • low confidence and/or performance in social situations?
  • social anxiety?
  • PSTD of any kind, even a little? Remember, you don't have to go to war to have PSTD, any particularly rough experience you've had can potentially give you PSTD. If you keep dreaming about something stressful that happened in the past, you might have a little of this. On that note...
  • any kind of anxiety? Did you take medication for it?
  • OC(P)D and/or AD(H)D?
  • anything else on the autism spectrum, even a little?
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Eugene Blellyfield - Mon, 20 May 2013 16:09:23 EST ID:/dYgv9qG No.39292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do you have dreams where you are...

>trying to punch someone, but your punches inexplicably slow down as if your arm is suddenly in a dense medium?
-nope, I don't have dreams with much punching or any physical harm
>trying to run, but it becomes very difficult as if you are suddenly in a dense medium?
-I once had a dream I got a girl pregnant and she ran off essentially just using me to have a baby. I don't even remember exactly where I was but I was running to ask around if anyone had seen her or if I could just spot her myself. The harder I ran, the slower I went. Comparable to if you had to run in gel, but my whole body. So scary because I just remember thinking "I don't want a kid right now". I remember concentrating so hard on running, but my body just wasn't doin' it.
>encounter a strange situation (an "obvious" tell that it's a dream), but don't recognize it as a tell because of dream logic?
-i wanna say probably 90% of the time. 10% of the time I recognize them and try to tell myself "this is a dream"
>trapped in a futile and humiliating situation involving people?
-yeah, it's called life...lol. For real though, no, no embarrassing dream comes to mind right now.

>Do you know (or suspect) you have...

>low confidence and/or performance in social situations?
-I'm pretty confident in myself when it comes to social situations. Low confidence in other aspects though, but I digress.
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Jenny Nittinghere - Mon, 20 May 2013 18:36:35 EST ID:adPNm+5S No.39293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do you have dreams where you are...
>Punch: no
>Run: no
>Strange: very weird ass apocalyptic dreams that have haunted me since I was like 5

>Do you know (or suspect) you have...
Yeah, I have bipolar, derealization disorder, anxiety/panic disorder, and general social anxiety. My self-confidence blows but not as bad as it used to be. I used to take tons of meds, like risperdal, prozac, ritalin, concerta, strattera, xanax, welbutrin, etc. but now I'm off that shit. I've had a few existential crisis's, but nothing too traumatizing.

>Have you ever taken / are you currently taking (please specify)...
>SSRIs: prozac, welbutrin, and (maybe?) topamax
>I take melatonin or benadryl sometimes for sleep
>Mustard, sodium, milk, and a lot of decaf green tea sometimes help with my dreams


>List all drugs you...
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John Worthingham - Thu, 23 May 2013 09:31:46 EST ID:dUquP+Dq No.39332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I can punch like a beast in dreams. I usually experience a weird moment of impact though e.g. What I punched just fucking dissolves or melts.

>I can run just fine in dreams, however, I usually rely on jumping to get about.

>I miss dream tells all the time, I don't get frustrated though, I've had enough LD's to be able to just enjoy a dream every now and again.

>Not since I learnt to LD. They weren't really humiliating as much as... gory

>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>When I was a kid a bit.
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MENSAtrap !druA3oVsMM - Fri, 24 May 2013 00:59:22 EST ID:Dbl6jciq No.39343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do you have dreams where you are...

trying to punch someone, but your punches inexplicably slow down as if your arm is suddenly in a dense medium? No
trying to run, but it becomes very difficult as if you are suddenly in a dense medium? No
encounter a strange situation (an "obvious" tell that it's a dream), but don't recognize it as a tell because of dream logic? E.g. You look at a clock that behaves strangely, or your hands do not have the right amount of fingers, but do not think of it as strange because dream logic says it's normal, and when you remember this upon waking up you are frustrated you did not recognize the obvious tell. Yes
trapped in a futile and humiliating situation involving people? E.g. you find people have drawn dicks all over you and are now laughing about it, but you are strapped to a chair and can't do anything about it. Doesn't count if this is your fetish. Alternatively: you keep acting in a way in front of people that makes you look incredibly stupid but you can't stop. Mention if you believe this is based on real life, such as a belief you constantly fuck up around people. No


>Do you know (or suspect) you have...

low confidence and/or performance in social situations? No
social anxiety? No
PSTD of any kind, even a little? Remember, you don't have to go to war to have PSTD, any particularly rough experience you've had can potentially give you PSTD. If you keep dreaming about something stressful that happened in the past, you might have a little of this. Yes
any kind of anxiety? Did you take medication for it? No/No
OC(P)D and/or AD(H)D? ADHD, kind of (I like speed and I'm just lazy)
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A Book by Fanny Billingshit - Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:03 EST ID:1WAziHmW No.39285 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /dr/ I'm writing a really crazy/trippy book right now and lucid dreaming is a huge aspect of it. The main character lives a really non-conventional lifestyle in order to maximize the amount of time he sleeps to lucid dream. Hit me up with your lucid dreaming experience, dreams in general, hell even memories from your child hood or whatever. I'm looking for inspiration/material or whatever. I'd be more than happy to include/re-contextualize your stuff into the book. What kind of elements would you like to see in a book like this?
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Bastard Millistrode - Tue, 21 May 2013 01:04:22 EST ID:dyO+Fvug No.39300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39285
I think this is awesome, I've had ides for movies about dreaming and drugs and hallucinations and stuff for a while but I can't put it all together in the way I'd like to. I'd love to exchange ideas but this board isn't really ideal for communication, if you want to bounce some ideas off with me e mail me at mastercylinderselfshots g mail
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Graham Hevingchadging - Tue, 21 May 2013 09:30:04 EST ID:ULPcEiq8 No.39305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i used to be sortve addicted to dreaming. aleays had awesome dreams, was also at my lowest. only ever acheived a couple that were lucid but always ended shortly after. i was sleeping over 12 hours a day and ended up not dreaming sucked and made me sleep less. forgot what i was going to post ( been drinking) but think it was something like you could end it with him not being able to dream, i dunno i suck at writing storys but i had a goid idea when i read your post but forgot it.
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Fanny Blidgeput - Thu, 23 May 2013 22:48:32 EST ID:ASd7riBf No.39341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love that kind of stuff! Will revisit thread after some dreams


Lucid Dreams & GID by MENSAtrap !druA3oVsMM - Thu, 23 May 2013 19:19:29 EST ID:Dbl6jciq No.39340 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I've been practicing, err, attempting... lucid dreaming now for some time and have noticed if I focus too heavily on the definitions of my body (like, making myself biologically female) I get too caught up in that early on in the dream and lose any lucidity I have quickly. Not only does my control over the world change, but so does my ability to recall the dream later.

however, if I go with the dimensions of my body as-given by a dream, usually pre-op trans (since that's where I am now <.<) and sometimes female, I don't have anywhere near the same problems.I've had such a fixation on making my body right, at least in the dream world, that I've halted most progress on attaining lucidity. I've tried using my penis as something of a token (weird, right?) since it's always on me IRL (rolls eyes) and isn't something I want in my dream... Maybe if i convinced myself that in my dreams I was a cis-girl?

Idk, I'm new to the idea of practicing lucidity by using particulars like that, I always had an aptitude for dream recall. Maybe it's an issue that I have with being in the third person while dreaming? I'm so dissociated from my body, it wouldn't be too out there to assume I can't find first-person lucidity because of the discordance of my mind and body. Any suggestions guys? You'd make a lovely trap happy if you can help her out with this ;)


Unfathomable exploration. by Eugene Drunkinwell - Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:17 EST ID:sJxWSXQ/ No.39324 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I come to the /dr/eamers today to extand a hand,
In the last half year I have developed my lucid dreaming to the point that I can do things on an interstellar scale, monumental things. Recently though my lucid dreaming has become just as exploratory as it is constructive. I've come into contact with unbelievably advanced alien civilizations, created my own worlds and assisted others in pillaging planets inhabited by borg-like beings. All my lucid powers are intact in these explorations and I am somewhat a god amongst the places I visit. The peoples I've visited all speak of the power of humans, how we are a half breed race of a humanoid race and ethereals. There is much more amongst these things, and I am astonished by this and the amount of information I have picked up from these ventures in unbelievable, not to mention the amount of skill I have honed in my dreams.

There must be someone else who has reached this point? or something similar? I feel alone in this, and I refuse to believe I am the only person having this much fun.

Also, general lucid dreaming/lucid dreaming Q/A thread.
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Eugene Drunkinwell - Thu, 23 May 2013 10:11:30 EST ID:sJxWSXQ/ No.39334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>39331
Also, if you find omnipotence boring try constructing a solar system if you're able to. Pick a planet and develop it. Descend down and manifest a small tribe of a species of your choice. Check up on them ever so often, help them with their hardships, etc. It takes the plastic out of the power in a way. Just a thought.
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Fusions - Thu, 23 May 2013 10:12:38 EST ID:7oJwGsfA No.39335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39333
This lady is very advanced in AP. She also talks about extraterrestrials in this interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuN5POBvQls
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Eugene Drunkinwell - Thu, 23 May 2013 10:35:55 EST ID:sJxWSXQ/ No.39336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39335
I'll check it out when I return home, thank you.
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Eugene Drunkinwell - Thu, 23 May 2013 18:20:49 EST ID:sJxWSXQ/ No.39339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39335
Very interesting, thanks for the link.
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Faggy Duffingfodge - Fri, 24 May 2013 09:53:02 EST ID:dUquP+Dq No.39347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39333

Apply Occam's razor and have faith in the power of your imagination before you start believing in magic.


Nasty ass dream by Simon Dunkinkat - Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:00:56 EST ID:yMykUTRy No.38567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I drempt I fucked this old ass lady. She had a pussy that felt like it was lined with cat tongue.

That is all.
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Nicholas Fuckingway - Wed, 15 May 2013 23:47:04 EST ID:nGO6vMya No.39256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38567
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Nicholas Fuckingway - Thu, 16 May 2013 16:07:13 EST ID:nGO6vMya No.39263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38567
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Matilda Gessleville - Sat, 18 May 2013 06:17:31 EST ID:nGO6vMya No.39273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38567
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Matilda Gessleville - Sat, 18 May 2013 06:19:17 EST ID:nGO6vMya No.39274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39263
why would you put yourself in this position?
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Sidney Hummermeck - Thu, 23 May 2013 17:48:58 EST ID:nGO6vMya No.39338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38567


Violence by efvefve - Wed, 22 May 2013 14:16:01 EST ID:chsT3MlH No.39316 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have violent dreams a lot where I endup kicking somebodys face in.
What does that mean?
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Dave - Wed, 22 May 2013 17:33:10 EST ID:z9pr7sdo No.39317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
suppressed rage, let it out.
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Shit Clinnerville - Thu, 23 May 2013 14:48:11 EST ID:tf8pyWng No.39337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Obviously, those people must die

But really, it's just like dreams where you are kissing someone. Most of the time it is simply because you are attracted to that person. So if that's the case, what underlying reason would there most commonly be.. to beat the shit out of someone? Frustration resulting from their actions, usually, maybe they've even committed a large wrong towards you. Simply think about whoever you're beating up, why would you want to do that? It doesn't have to be anything big at all, even a simple annoying thing they do constantly. If someone chews with their mouth open and you think everyday, "gone damn chew with your mouth closed" that could turn into beating the shit out of them.

It's really hard to derive meaning from dreams made out of someone else's subconscious, so just consider this and see what you can learn about how you feel.


Consciousness is not created in the brain by Fusions - Tue, 21 May 2013 08:50:32 EST ID:7oJwGsfA No.39304 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Astral projection proofs this, yes you can fly around in the real time zone and test reality, just as real as this one.it yourself. When you dream you go to the astral plane. Just another plain of reality, just as real as this one.
Fractal brain theory backs this up.
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Phoebe Hashwill - Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:49 EST ID:gT/SW0/4 No.39318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39315
>Lucid dreams are astral projections.
What? Lucid dreaming is a verified phenomenon, whereas astral projection is a delusion.
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Matilda Mimbledot - Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:24 EST ID:pcYjmxn7 No.39321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>39318
I think what he's saying is that when someone says "astral projection" it is really lucid dreaming. Perhaps through sleep paralysis. I haven't look very much into the matter, but from what I've come to understand, both worlds/plains/states of mind/what ever, are described pretty similar.
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John Worthingham - Thu, 23 May 2013 02:35:11 EST ID:dUquP+Dq No.39327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39315

I literally pointed you to a scholar who is working with neuroscientists to make a working theory of consciousness in the brain.

Just looked into fractal brain theory and from what I can see it makes no definitive predictions nor is backed up by empirical evidence. It's hardly even a cogent idea.

>you can also go to the real time zone.

Now you just sound crazy.

>>39318

This guy know's where it's at.

nobump
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Fusions - Thu, 23 May 2013 07:53:31 EST ID:7oJwGsfA No.39329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39304
Scientists have no fucking clue about consciousness. This video sums it up really well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VB6h_bWR3Y
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John Worthingham - Thu, 23 May 2013 09:06:18 EST ID:dUquP+Dq No.39330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39329
Well... I gotta say... I'm amazed by the fact this kid's YouTube channel didn't show up in any of my cognitive development subjects at uni. I'm really quite surprised that, patch-man, isn't a fucking published author. He's clearly a visionary in his field of utter shit.


Crazy dreams thread by Frederick Gicklemodge - Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:47:29 EST ID:JwewmVA6 No.39099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thread for fucked up dreams. Ones that are totally bizarre, crazy or just had a powerful effect on you.

Here's mine:

It was last night I dreamt this. Essentially, I woke up like I would any normal day. I went into the living room and the first thing I noticed was that my TV was gone. I'd been robbed. I, thinking this was real, started to freak out abit. Nothing else was gone, no sign of forced entry, it was like it just disappeared in the night. Then, I hear something at the door. I've got a window on my door, on e of those ones that obscure so you just see fuzzy shapes through it. I saw maybe three or four people trying to force their way in. I hid in the living room. I didn't know what to do. That was when they finally got in. Must have been about 6-8 people came into my living room and just sat down. I was panicking and for some reason, scared as fuck. I asked them what they were doing, they wouldn't say, I got more worried. I saw two of them in my kitchen, laying down chairs and a table. In reality, my kitchen is too small for this, but in the dream it was big enough. I asked them what they were doing. No reply. Eventually, I got incredibly scared, to the point where I was screaming and crying "who the fuck are you people, what the fuck do you want?!" and by crying, I mean fucking weeping. There was one of them that spoke to me. All he said was things like "it's okay" and "calm down."
Then the dream ended and I woke up.

It looks stupid in hindsight, and I feel stupid for getting so worked upin the dream, but man. It was so fucking scary. Not because of the situation, but there was this just, hole in my mind, it felt like I was missing something, that I shouldhave known what was happening and why. To put it in more clear words, I think I felt how people with Alzheimer's must feel when they try to remember someone's face or name.

Shit like that is why I try to lucid dream every night, any loss of control just ends up in either bizarre dreams or the worst fucking emotional shitstorms ever.
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Rebecca Greenson - Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:24 EST ID:ULPcEiq8 No.39280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39279
also the building looked like some shack in a cod map (so was the chase scene) then ended up turning into some huge modern building, couldve been a quake/halo map (like epitath). drugs always give me weird dreams
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Hamilton Picklock - Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:18 EST ID:2cvCYMyJ No.39284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Best dream ever, also most recent.
>Be in some barn somewhere
>theres like a mining cart full of shit for sale, I'm thinking about stealing some lg smartphone laying in the bottom of it.
>out of nowhere, find ak-74u bb gun. totally gonna buy it.
>notice a large amount of Brown Recluse spiders moving very quickly in a pile of hay, and then notice them all over the barn floor, semi-scarcely.
>some children whom I assumed were the owners of the barns' kids, or somehow knew them, told me that the spiders aren't aggressive towards humans (obv unless provoked)
>im talking to the kids about a method I know to remove the orange caps that some bb guns have
>some blank area
>now theres some beautiful girl, totally into me, and i'm into her, she's hanging around me inside the barn place
>she literally wants to fuck, i dont know how I knew, but I was down
>this barn is way out in the boonies somewhere
>sister comes and picks me up, drive me and the girl (sitting next to eachother in back seat) back to the city we live in (idk where the girl lived or how she was going to get back)
>she really wants to blow me as sort of a token of gratitude
>on the way there, we're driving on one road only.. and for a long stretch there's patterns in the buildings on the side of the road (they all look the same kind of) there's a lot of white garage doors on brick buildings, with graffiti on almost every door and some on the brick walls.
>i like graff, the girl i was with was totally into it, getting excited and happy to see all this crazy graff
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Hannah Hashnin - Mon, 20 May 2013 22:31:45 EST ID:l8QzYo3v No.39296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One of my first lucid dreams.
>sitting in house with parents as normal
>not realizing this is a lucid dream
>suddenly grandfather who's dead a few months now walks in
>"well shit this must be a dream"
>play it cool while chatting with him,he looks a lot younger
>suddenly appear in a building with an interior similar to the professor's lab in futurama
>surrounded by men in black suits with black sunglasses
>one of the dudes who is fatter and older than all of them and seems to be the leader tells me that I have to come with them in an aggressive manner
>"fuck you I'm dreaming right now I don't have to listen to you assholes"
>he responds with something like "what are you talking about kid,this is real life,whatever happens has consequences"
>"oh yeah?then how can I do this?"
>stretch my hand and touch the 40 ft high ceiling
>hear people say "woah"
>the fatass says "what,you didn't do anything,you just stretched your hand a little"
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Henry Tootman - Wed, 22 May 2013 18:35:33 EST ID:dbPe4aC9 No.39319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At my grandmother's old house, it's abandoned and looks really run down. There was a cold room in my basement which you could exit through, and my father and I were in that cold room late at night. No one was supposed to have been there for years, it was filled with cobwebs that seemed to reflect a none existent light, glowing and sparkling an eerie silver as they blew in a breeze. There were deer skulls with very long, straight horns resting against the concrete wall. The skulls had too many sharp edges, and sharp teeth, and looked very scary and aggressive as if they were evil mutants. Some baby deer skulls were there, they were smiling creepily. Eventually it was morning and we took some of the evil deer skulls outside, up the hill and onto the roof of the cold room, if you can imagine that, and started stacking the skulls so that the horns pointed to the pink and orange dawn sky, as if some sort of ritual. I was thinking a lot about my grandparents and their parents before, my entire heritage was considered. I believe this is one of those spiritual dreams.
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Hugh Gecklefin - Thu, 23 May 2013 02:26:17 EST ID:xMCNUSuw No.39326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am hiding in a snow drift from helicopters and a truck. I manage to hide in it for some time, there are buttresses and a door. Someone I "know" is at the door and says "Essau, open up. It's me" I don't reply but I am at the snow door. I'm freezing. I can see the person from a perspective other than my own, he has pointed ears and is wearing an animal skin hat that is adorned with red symbols. Kinda looks like a more human gelfling from the movie the dark crystal. He says "you have to get off this planet, I have the injection, Essau please, don't end up dead like your father" I open the door, I can't feel my feet. He says "hurry, before I remember your name" He gives me the injection. I cry, "wait, I can't feel my feet!" Suddenly I am rushing through the atmosphere into space, I can feel the enormous acceleration but it isn't painful, I see stars bending and rushing towards me. Then pop, suddenly I am in a room on a bicycle with my dog. I'm wearing a silly pirate hat. There are people in the room, i'm sitting down now. dog is on the couch. The owner of the room (a very young hippie) scolds the dog . Someone in the room is blowing bubbles. The people don't think it is strange that I just popped into existence on a bicycle with a dog. They comment on how their mother told them to turn off the oxygen in the room. I look out the window, the sky is purple and the landscape is barren like the moon.


My shopping frenzy lucid dream by Simon Duffingpirk - Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:44 EST ID:Uq2S7wTi No.39323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shopping Spree:

Along sometime in my dream i became aware i was dreaming and became lucid. I was in a grocery store just walking by isles. As i walked past the frozen and dairy my reflection in the glass doors stood out in my parifial vision but i ignored it. My reflections were clear saphire blue 3d holograms. I was running around attacking shoppers, it was fun! At some point i aqiured a police baton, fucked up a bunch of people with it. I tried spawning a gun several times but it failed. I kept telling myself one would materialize if i put my hands behind my back and imagined it. Since that didn't work, i continued my assult on shoppers. I slide tackled many, ran up and kneed people in the back. I was doing combos from the game tekken. The shoppers willingly sacrificed themselves towards me because they know they don't exsist somehow. They seemed like npcs from a video game, void of emotion and whatknot.


I developed a life inside my dreams II by Edward Dicklecocke - Fri, 25 Jan 2013 15:10:15 EST ID:Fnww0LBP No.37722 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What i am going to tell you now , is not the beginning , nor is it the end , neither the middle . Its just another speck of dust along the dusty road i first saw her....
>Her

Some of you have seen these , some have not . Regardless of it , i hope you will enjoy the continuation.
I have returned after long months of absence. As you can probably tell , im in a rather gloomy mood. But thats ok .... its always ok , especially for this.

>She's mine , just as much as im her's.
Those of you who dont know , this is the story of someone special, someone who is not real , yet left a bigger impact on me than any other could.
She's the girl of my dreams. And now ... again ...........
>She's real.....
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Samuel Pockham - Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:56:25 EST ID:LoYKNolN No.39050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38750
omg im a huge fan of OPs work
please can anyone tell me if he published it already?
did anyone buy the thing or do any of u kno where to get it?
plz tell me if anyone baught it
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jam red - Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:34:21 EST ID:fO6Vxzyx No.39054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i feel really good... i like you OP and wish you could die in your dreams and stay with her forever.
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Oliver Duckhall - Tue, 21 May 2013 07:37:28 EST ID:nDrfOEPV No.39302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39050
Hey , im happy to say that i am almost done .
Just the loose things need tying , and i need to decide on what type of publishing i will choose ( self / company / e-book )
(any suggestions haha ?)

>>38750
Actually yes , i have a rather interesting one coming up next .
It is one that derails a lil bit from the norm , but it has a flair of its own.

Not too sure when i will update though, been VERY busy lately.
Maybe this weekend.
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Oliver Duckhall - Tue, 21 May 2013 07:46:10 EST ID:nDrfOEPV No.39303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>39054
Well thanx , but i wouldnt really want to die just about now .
I still have some unfinished business to attend to haha.

But in all seriousness i know to appreciate the nice thought, even if i myself do not wish for this exact thing to happen.
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atlanius - Wed, 22 May 2013 22:25:52 EST ID:pnyMjre6 No.39322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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holy crap i deleted this thread from my favorites because i thought it died...nice to know that one of my favorite writers hasn't gone m.i.a yet! (im
>>38037 btw)


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