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Bump when dreaming by Martin Femblelock - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 19:38:27 EST ID:Z1c27HK5 No.45590 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had a dream last night that my mom was stomping on my head. Another one where crazy colourful figures where screaming at me. Ever since I cut down on weed my dreams are more vivid as expected. A lot of them have no chill but it's still interesting. I'm not even sure I can seperate a nightmare from a regular dream, in a good way. At least it makes me feel something, even though I might wake up sweaty. I'd like to enjoy some sleep paralysis again where I see the Mr. dark figured fuck-your-shit-up-fam guy. It's about the only excitement I have.
You?
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Phyllis Dinkinbick - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 12:26:57 EST ID:hAdqmr2V No.45666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>going to school
>security at the entrance with metal detectors
>"you shouldn't be here you're not in school anymore"
>go through
>have lunch, buy some stuff
>want to go home now
>lost
>realize school looks more like an underground prison/cave system
>chick from the movie another earth joins me and acts like my friend
>but I'm getting paranoid about her
>reach a room, dead end
>close door behind me
>she tries to lock it so I'm trapped
>get out before she can
>leave her behind
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Martin Sattinghare - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 22:32:46 EST ID:/d6CEZtv No.45667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Edwin Bruvingson - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 23:15:26 EST ID:j8/gu3jG No.45668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>45601

Dream sex can usually be interpreted in interesting, symbolic ways that surpass the waking attraction we have for people. One time I was having sex with a woman in a dream and I looked down to see I was shoving my dick into a bigger dick. I does not like dick lol but I'm glad I remember it nb
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Cornelius Drangerban - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 11:09:28 EST ID:hAdqmr2V No.45669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>45667
SKEPTICISM EVERYWHERE
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 17:37:39 EST ID:LBjTNBUr No.45671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>See coworker dropping firecrackers into a storm drain in my room
>Peng, pause, peng, pause, peng
>Look away bored
>Earth shattering kaboom
>Debris everywhere
>That idiot dropped a scud or something
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
It didn't hurt and was really fascinating.
Is there a way of inducing this without nearly drinking myself to the hospital? DPH maybe?
Alcohol gives me sleep paralyses and I hate them with passion.


GET UP by Martin Bladdleville - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:41:06 EST ID:wRAIA/oU No.45670 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ever dream this man?


Pissing Dreams by Clara Shittingforth - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:50:17 EST ID:aqreL0iN No.45247 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone had that weird ass dream when they piss than a random entity comes in and joins pissing with you?
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Archie Bambleforth - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 03:50:51 EST ID:RtarMRWo No.45319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45272
fucking this.
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John Greenlock - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 19:58:31 EST ID:lxIsaxZM No.45324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god damn urinal forest dreams
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Augustus Dinnersatch - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 22:03:19 EST ID:dWWmKKkA No.45342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45272 same thing with wet dreams, your in the dream and then wake up to a messy ending. I have woken up before it spurted but even self control then couldn't stop it.
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Albert Chaddlewill - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 15:11:31 EST ID:CydJnUEm No.45392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45286
>dream about a comedic and unrealistic explosion of pee
>go lucid and realize you're dreaming because you could never pee that way irl
>realize you probably peed yourself irl
>wake up, didn't pee self but had to pee

good feels
I like knowing that my mind is looking out for me
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💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 06:00:31 EST ID:2iQTXxFV No.45663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45247
I've never peed the bed but these dreams never stop me from waking up right away.

As for jizzing, only ever done it once and no matter how hard I try, I cannot cum or reach climax in a dream nor have it transfer over to a nocturnal emission


Cheese by Archie Pettingstock - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 04:22:40 EST ID:cR/wR0mK No.45344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This sounds like a pretty basic tip, but cheese gives you off-the-wall insane dreams.

I couldn't fully comprehend what's been going on in my head the past few nights, but I've been alongside the Avengers in a flying ferrari in a mario kart map on one night, in a future so advanced that I couldnt understand it and people there couldn't function without the technology they had then "wake up" in a lecture hall, and the first night I tried it I just saw a really old friend I've fallen out of touch with we talked about some stuff that was bothering me.

I eat about 5 grams of sharp white cheddar right before bed, been doing this for 3 days.

Also, I think I know why it happens: Bacteria have a rudimentary consciousness of their own, and introducing a whole new concentrated colony makes your vagus nerve go whack.
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/11/18/244526773/gut-bacteria-might-guide-the-workings-of-our-minds
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Esther Pumblefine - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 02:00:19 EST ID:s5Q+COqd No.45415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So, is this real? Because I just bought some really good expensive cheese from the fancy rich people grocery store, like three different kinds. I'm talking like $20 a pound expensive cheese. Am I going to trip balls?
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Karamet - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 13:49:21 EST ID:YcRM6jQQ No.45435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45344
I had cheese before bed before and it never gave me any dreams. Maybe my cheese was not good but yet again I've never had it for more nights in a row. It's probably the tyramine content which causes dreams. It's not the "consciousness" of the bacteria, lmao, that's just ridiculous, rofl, no offense.
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Phoebe Bracklekudging - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 19:43:29 EST ID:o7L8ilTx No.45446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45393
Cheese includes tryptamine which helps with sleeping and affects dreaming.

However the metro is a rag. It's widely read because they give it away for free in railway stations near London and it ends up on trains all day. It takes about 20 minutes to read cover to cover and so people just pick it up, thumb through it, learn nothing and then discard it so someone else can have a read.
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💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:46:04 EST ID:2iQTXxFV No.45661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45393
I find the Australian Colby cheese that I have had before bed consistently for the last 2-3 years increases the vividness of dreams but doesn't effect the theme so much.

Memory is also unaffected.
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💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:47:43 EST ID:2iQTXxFV No.45662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45415
>trip balls
Probably not the way to look at it.


sex dreams by William Cadgefield - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:31:28 EST ID:Gs0LIQ63 No.45395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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uhm okey so like u guys ever have those dreams were u accidently slept for more than intended to cus u got stuck in dream??

ok so i kjust had tht last n giht but i was having sex with naked girls and we were on a train haha??

so wat cud this mean?? like prophecy it gioing be mine turn for sexual?
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Rebecca Fiblingson - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:32:06 EST ID:KT7y5j1v No.45396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it means your gay
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Hedda Waffingfudge - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:37:08 EST ID:MMQQZIIX No.45397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45395
it does mean you're gay
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Fanny Berringgold - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 00:35:26 EST ID:2L+M6bG8 No.45430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45395
Jesus, how old are you? Or maybe I should ask how drunk and stupid you are.
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💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:41:35 EST ID:2iQTXxFV No.45660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It means your gay


Dream phrases by Thomas Shakefuck - Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:50:52 EST ID:vZ6kbJT+ No.43298 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you ever remember really weird specific phrases from your dreams? Post them here

last night I had:
>It doesn't matter if it's citrus
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Eugene Gonkinshaw - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 20:45:36 EST ID:fYcK441p No.45213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rooftop Roofs. Garden on the moon.
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Clara Hodgewudge - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 03:27:14 EST ID:2mlflIpj No.45226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Your car is totalled because the bridge collapsed.
Would your insurance cover something like that?"

"This is how the world will end."

"Where have you been all these years, Dad?"
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Samuel Pallerpitch - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 05:18:04 EST ID:iegR/FX6 No.45264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you run this town? No? Let the mayor take care of it.
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Matilda Noblingbure - Thu, 06 Oct 2016 07:48:53 EST ID:vZ6kbJT+ No.45271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
woke up with this open in notepad:
>PROCEDURALLY GENERATED PORNOGRAPHY
>VR FOR KIDS
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💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:39:46 EST ID:2iQTXxFV No.45659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump to keep the last 2015 thread alive


Celebrity Dreams by Rebecca Gevingmedge - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:20:07 EST ID:lCf5Fqeg No.45557 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone else ever have celebrities show up in their dreams?

I had a dream that I was at a massage parlor. I was about to receive a happy ending when in walks Emilio Estevez from the movie Stakeout (pic related). It was specifically his character from the film, not the actor Emilio Estevez. He told me I was under arrest and slapped the cuffs on me. I protested that it's not illegal to get a massage, and he laughed and said "That's what they all say, tell it to the judge" in typical smartass Estevez style as he led me away.

What famous people guest star in your dreams?
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 15:44:02 EST ID:3vNL0D6+ No.45564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A dream I've had some months ago:
>Have no weed
>Collect a tiny bong head from paraphernalia
>Richard Nixon comes along and puts the bong head in my ashtray
I woke up laughing. Funniest dream ever.
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Charlie Bonehead - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:18:05 EST ID:XcX2D/o5 No.45574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45564
Eerily similar- I had a dream I was trying to pull a heist stealing the world's dankest weed from Santa Claus.
You know, almost the same thing.
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Charles Sondledock - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:29:28 EST ID:yjUTcHBK No.45575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it is the year 2157
>any person can be cloned
>you can input your "soul" into any cloned body
>I am in a cloned body of Brad Pitt
>my friend is with me, also in a body of Brad Pitt
>we are in an abandoned, dilapidated skyscraper, full of dust, rubble, filth
>we're playing a game---a body can share two "souls", so one of us is going to commit suicide and "Throw our soul" into the other Brad Pitt, and then dump the other soul into a spare clone body
>we find a bathroom, which has a large, rectangular pool of white/tan colored sludgy sewage, that goes several stories deep
>I tell him I'm going to drown myself in the shit milk
>I tie some weights, and do it
>I feel myself die, and pass into the other Brad Pitt's body
>there's a tightness around my neck
>extreme pain
>I feel myself shit myself, and my shit drops down into the multi-story deep pool of sewage
>the other Brad Pitt hung himself with a rope over the pool of sewage
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Simon Brudgeshit - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:28:39 EST ID:gwZHbYpJ No.45658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>fell asleep listening to music
>sometime later coffee and Tv by blur starts playing
>Im waiting at bus stop with Damon albarn while he plays coffee and tv on guitar despite him not being the guitarist
>some dick pushes him in between the bus and the ground and his guitar broke
>damon albarn is kicking this guys ass while im cheering him on


Most Vivid Lucid Dream by Twiddle Fockelshire - Tue, 06 Jun 2017 03:43:00 EST ID:pEZp2cQ0 No.45644 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My most amazingly vivid and conscious lucid dream was induced by too much caffeine, very little sleep, and melatonin supplements.

I'd love to share this experience as it was incredibly mind-blowing.

> Suddenly wake up in dream and find myself in my room that is slightly difference from irl.
> confused with lucid dreaming and astral projection, I attempt to fly up to the ceiling and fly through through it. I reach the ceiling but can't get through it and it makes a weird buzzing noise. I feel tingly in the head as I got closer to the ceiling.

> tried opening the door to my room only to see it is pitch black in my house.

> run to the window and look outside to find the most vivid and beautiful sunset/pink skies. The houses on my street were in the same layout but look completely different in appearance. My yard along with everyone else had exotic plants.

> a giant pelikan/dinosaur like animal lands on the side of my house. I'm able to see every feather in detail and yellows eyes look crystal clear.

> Decide that I want to play a song in my dream so that I could wake and confirm my lucid dream.
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Rebecca Pockfuck - Tue, 20 Jun 2017 12:36:49 EST ID:o5FnkUtx No.45656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45644
This probably symbolises that you're tired of your daily routine and you want to fuck birds.


A trilogy of weird dreams by Alice Nivingbin - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 17:18:01 EST ID:o5FnkUtx No.45655 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I once had this dream where I was on the deep web and I ordered this package that was super expensive but allowed me to take drugs on a plane because nobody checks for drugs on first class. Death was there but he didn't do anything. He was hooded but he wasn't a skeleton I think. I took the drugs and not much happened and I vomited.

Another one was where there was this anime dude on a roof top. There was like this black hole explosion he was kinda sucked into and then he became a woman and he said "Timeline" and then was super obsessed with this ring and it was all in this weird montage.

The final one Imma talk about is like I was in school but everything is kinda blue and the lockers are kinda everywhere and it had a super weird structure. Anyway, my English teacher at the time was talking to me and then there was a jump cut and she was half-naked and then me and my friend were walking along a weird (maybe diagonal) corridor and then he teased me about me screwing my teacher being a fetish. Also, there was this chubby Asian girl lying on the floor who wanted doctor pepper. I'm kind of attracted to Asians and fat people.

Does anybody have any ideas as to what these wack dreams mean?


a dream last night by Edward Gezzlenork - Sun, 04 Jun 2017 16:36:43 EST ID:DUgSj7ih No.45641 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the other night i had a dream, of red rain everywhere, sort of like this, the color was vibrant, and I couldn't see past the red rain, I woke up in a sweat (still in the dream) to a face, of a person I knew in my past, then I truly woke up, and panicked, it was awful and beautiful.. red rain everywhere
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Lydia Fickleketch - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 08:01:11 EST ID:pwGobnl7 No.45654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've had a colourful dream too. I dreamed I went down in an elevator and as the door opened there was a strong green glow and everything appeared to jiggle, as if dangled on strings while the people got in the elevator. In the dream I desperately pressed the up button on the elevator because kneejerk reaction thought was that it would fix anything.


Lucid nightmare by Nell Summlehog - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 02:10:38 EST ID:jbP7erhX No.45652 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night i had a pretty wierd but average dream and at some point i asked one of the characters to ellaborate about something he kept talking about, some sort of conspiracy, at this point i was still unaware that it was a dream and it started getting disturbing and kinda escalated into a nightmare...
He showed me pictures i refused to believe it was something around the government giving people cancer, but anyway i ran outside and met my brother there in a complicated mexican showdown situation where some kid was threatening someone with a gun and acting crazy and my brother held a gun against him, it also had something to do with the conspiracy but i dont remember how - at this point i realized it was a dream, the setting was very dark so being aware i tried to make it daylight but failed - i flew up over everyone to try control the situation but again felt i was rather powerless (other than flying) so i decided to kind of fight the dream itself as if it was a dark entity or something by flying fast into the pitch black darkness in the distance - i felt scared shitless as i was passing this dark force in the distance and woke up breathing heavily, again feeling like it may have not been the right choice of action or something...

How would you have reacted?
How do i control my dreamworld once i am aware or is this not possible or necessary?

*note that i have had very nice experiences with lucid dreaming
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Nell Summlehog - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 02:14:56 EST ID:jbP7erhX No.45653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And sorry about some of the english... -_-
nb


I was an Asshole to a Wasp last night and now I feel terrible. by Albert Grimdock - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 19:03:26 EST ID:Cc9m1HS9 No.45650 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had a dream last night and I can't stop thinking about it.

Essentially, I went on a day-trip with my parents, brothers and nephew's. We were having a picnic in this garden and in this bush was this fucking giant wasp. We're talking large cat/small dog sized. Naturally, I am pants-pissingly terrified of Wasps, serious phobia. Anyway, this wasp goes for my nephew and I am screaming for my brother to kill it, when i notice that this wasp is actually playing with him, like a dog.

This wasp is a total bro, it's like my old dog when I was a kid that I fucking loved. Anyway, even I warm up to this big lovable bastard... Then it comes time for us to leave and, for some reason, I decide we can't take it with us, despite the fact that it clearly wants to come home with us. So, I'm trying my damnest to get everything back in the car whilst this wasp is trying to climb in with us. I finally manage to get everything in and we are pulling away, when I look in my coat to find the wasp curled up in it. I dump my coat out the car window whilst it's still on the grass and I swear to got the wasp was crying and begging to come with me.

I woke up in a cold sweat and now I feel the worst cunt in the world.


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