just keep practicing, and when they fade away just scream/shout in a very commanding tone that they should stay. (STAY)

This really works as it is commanding your subcounsiousness

>>39619
Ok im pretty pro at the sex dreams but you first need basic dream control.
The moment you become lucid, you need to anchor yourself. That means using your senses to make the world your dreaming feel real. My fav and most effective anchor is rubbing my hands together. Feeling the sensation helps fortify the belief that the dream is at least physical. This has helped me see during a dream where i was blind for the first few moments of lucidity. I rubbed my hands and light and colour came. I continued to rub until the blurryness became vivid and i could see.
Now that you have anchored, we get to the sexy times. This is all about confidence. Reassure yourself that you will dream about having sex. Use MILD to encourage the scenario, go over a few scenarios in your head over and over before going to bed. This will boost the liklihood of you having a sex dream.

A few key notes:

>do NOT smoke weed if you want these dreams to happen. You dont even need to go into all that scientific method to why it stops them a 5 min browse of /dr/ can provide enough evidence that it doesnt help.
>try to set this up in advance. Start thinking about these scenarios half an hour before going to bed. Or do it days in advance. Each day you do this that doesnt work tht night builds up for the next night.
>dont give up. Its unlikly that it will happen first night. When practised enough, you can have more than one sex dream in a row. Infact i had a stint where i had 3/5dreams be sex dreams after using the next tip.
>i swear by this. Cheese is the miricle worker here. Have a few slices of cheese about 30mins before you go to bed and you will be having much more consistant vivid and inturn controllable dreams. I found that Colby cheese works the best for me. I tried the cheapo homebrand processed cheese and that had a mild effect on dreams. I had some very crumbly garlic flavoured cheese which was just shit. Then i had some unprocessed creamy smooth colby cheese an BAM! 3 sex dreams in under a week.

I hope this helps as this id what i tell every noob on these forums every goddamn time i see them whining.

>>39632
One thing i forgot to add that greatly helps.
As cliché as it sounds, watch a bit of porn before going to bed. Like 30mins before. If you can, try not to jerk off and if you have to, dont cum. I know this sounds hard (punsofdamage) but it does defenantely help with sex dreams.

>>39609
Help? Yeah... Lay off the Naruto and go talk to him and sort your shit out like human beings.

>>39610
yeah about that, Ive tried. I texted him and said "hey can we be adults for like five minutes and actually talk about this" straight up said no so instead of telling me to lay off something that I actually find semi-entertaining how about giving me real advice? you know tiny bit of kindness goes a long way

>>39611
Im not going to lie to your face. I gave you the most real and generous advice i could give you. If they wont act up then cut them off. Simple as that.
And lay off the Naruto.

OP tell us what happened with you and your furrend
Could help with interpretation tbqh.

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>>39623
I believe dreams are because of DMT, because people can trip in their dreams,

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>>38056
1) run/punch/realizing illogical things in a dream after the fact, all true
2)clinical depression, get flashbacks of my awful father in dreams occasionally, ADHD
3)took Prozac and Welbutrin before but discontinued it, hated it.
4) regularly use kratom (opioid based drug), sometimes alcohol, adderall, caffeine.

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yes to everything in the first set , no to everything in the second, regularly use weed, have taken various ecstasy pills

>>39603
Yea. All my dreams about everything in my life going horribly wrong or women calling me ugly and making fun of how ugly I am.

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Why you want to hurt people?

As a fan of the Garrys Mod games I gotta say, nice.

I have this same problem, and smoke a lot of weed.
Anything I can do, without cutting out smoking?

>>39586
probably not aside from being really diligent with keeping your sleep schedule regular, recording your dreams immediately in a journal, and doing reality checks.

i generally don't enjoy my dreams (or really dislike them, I guess). They just feel like real life while I'm in them, only more surreal and fucked up stuff is going on and my stress feeds into them. When I do remember them vividly it's usually because they were bad and it tends to fuck up my day.

>>39606
lol, this was such a retarded post to put in this thread. I thought I was still on /b/. nb, fuck my life, apologies all around.

Last week I had not smoked weed for three days and I had the most vivid dream i've had in a long time. then I smoked again and went back to hazy unmemorable dreams. Now i'm not gonna smoke for as long as I can to have the awesome dreams I miss so much again

>>39616
problems they need to deal with

lately i have been dreaming pretty much every night. usually i'll wake up and remember a bunch of parts of dreams, fall back asleep and when i wake up i can only remember the last few pieces of a dream.
Last night the dream i remembered: I was kind of lucid in a dream in my bed and trying to find someone i could fuck. i was hoping for a girl, cuz im straight. the person i found in my bed was cartman from southpark. i grabbed onto him, he was naked except for his beanie. at first he kind of struggled but i eventually came inside his ass. as soon as i came he just started laughing. pretty fucking weird dream.
i have had a ton of other ones that i'd like to share, i had a dream with blue dmt and everytime i smoked it i could make a wish come true. then i had a dream where i pooped in a hot tub, and grabbed onto it so no one would notice, the hot tub turned the poop blue, and for the rest of the dream i walked around a party with the poop behind my back and tried to get rid of it. no joke

>>39612
i dont understand why this board is so slow, i guess because most people just dont care enough to even try to remember their dreams? its crazy how awesome dreams are. they can be more euphoric than any drug and trippier than just about any drug as well.

>>39511
What I'm saying is I don't know if they are a birthmark or a strange scar because no one can tell me. The main point is

>birthmark
>growing to insane size

nb

Hmm, looks like you are insecure about the birthmark. This doesn't mean you feel insecure about it, or that you are ashamed of it. It could just be that once in your lifetime you felt that it shouldn't be there.

>Don't worry, I'm insecure too

oh Reuben

>>39509
Oohh... my friend S. told me about this one once. She was right in the middle of a bunch of exams, wasn't getting much sleep, really stressed out (doubly so because she was also adapting to living in Canada after being in Croatia most of her life, did an admirable job of it, coped with university better than I did.)

I think your birthmark nightmare is probably your mind trying to tell you that your stressed. Only connection I can make based on the only dream I heard like that... except in her dream the birthmark sprouted spider-legs... eech.

>>39595
i used to have dreams like this, i would look down at my balls and they would be all swollen and blue or weird shit like that, dreams where my fingernails rip off, teeth falling out, people have dreams like this every once in awhile, nothing to worry about, just natural worrying about health and physical appearance type stuff

>>39571
Yep, infact i <forcewake>'d a few hours ago because i was having a realy crazy dream. Long story short, i tried it the first time and it didnt work but the second time i did i woke up thankfully. The way i do it, and i remember ive been able to do this since i was really young (6or7 years old),i close my eyes and then abruptly open them to force me to do it in real life. Since i have a weak sleep paralysis, i tend to be able to act out my dreams. So whenever im havinh a bad dream i just <forcewake>.
Problem solved.

Ill post the crazy dream later when i wake up this morning just look for a thread with my "name" in it.

Yeah, I can almost always force myself to open my eyes and wake up. In cases of sleep paralysis I've found that it's better to relax and go into deeper sleep than to try and brute-force awaken, though.

My dreams are like watching a movie. I don't really have any decision in what happens, and it's not like I can really just close my eyes or look in a mirror or flip a light switch so to say.

However, I can wake up from dreams if I need to. It's like out of nowhere a something in my brain clicks and says "it's a dream, wake up", though it only happens to tell me that, never "it's a dream, hang out and keep dreaming".

Sometimes, too, if I need to get up at a certain time then the same thing happens and my brain says "wake up, you've overslept" in the middle of a dream.