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Dreams where you die (or more specifically killed)? Share em by Beatrice Munnerfut - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 21:45:55 EST ID:cjvypK0g No.45404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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After a rather vivid dream I had the other night, I've felt like sharing it but not had an outlet.

To give a bit of background, the dream took place in a town where I currently live and have spent most of my life, but moved away from for 3 years. It wasn't a long dream, but most of it was spent on the block I used to live in when I first lived here, back when I was 5-8 years old (I'm 25 now for reference).

>The Dream:
I feel there was a lot more before it got to where I actually remember, but I was driving and parked across the street from my old house. Without warning, a stranger (I could see his face clearly in the dream but can't remember it now) got in the back seat. For some reason neither of us spoke and I took off as if I were a taxi driver or something, knowing this guy wasn't anybody I knew and that he shouldn't be in the car. Despite the dream being so vivid though, my faculties weren't all there, and knowing these things didn't make me question my actions.

After I made it about a black and a half, for some reason I pulled over. I can't remember if it was of my own volition, or if he had actually said anything to get me to pull over. Once he had gotten out, he stood outside my open window and no sooner pulled out and pointed a gun at me than started to shoot. My torso had been facing him, and he put about 5-7 shots in my chest, 2 in my shoulder, and then at least 2 in my head, but after the second head shot I woke up, presumably from having died.

Now, I don't normally feel pain in dreams, but after getting shot in the chest so much I did feel as though I were having a heart attack, or like something was seriously wrong with my heart and ability to respire. The experience was so unexpected that it was rather exciting, it was certainly a very interesting dream. I remember the entire dream was vivid, but most of my memory surrounds being shot for obvious reasons. For some reason I wasn't scared at all, not of somebody having a gun, not of him shooting at me, nor of dying as I was being shot. For some reason I just... observed and "enjoyed" the experience for a lack of a better way of putting it. I definitely enjoyed the dream once I w…
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Matilda Fivingtin - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 15:51:58 EST ID:MBrjIUZv No.45416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had a dream I was living in a backwoods area of rural New Zealand, my decrepit shack gave me great joy and the majority of my dream was cruising around finishing menial tasks such as picking vegetables or feeding the animals that I presumably owned. As I was cooking a meal in the shack I began to hear a whirring sound begin to emanate from the front door, the sound was very similar the buzz you hear on DMT or the nightmare screech during paralysis. the dream began to get very dark as I heard a knock on the door, I opened the door to see 2 very shabby looking crack addicts, I asked if I could help them and all she said was "watch your death, be wary of the undertow". I closed the door and could feel my heart beating out of my chest with utter terror, trying to find a safe spot in the house was impossible as every doorway led back to the front door, as I gave up I felt a knife slowly slice across my throat, I fell to the ground and as I turned over gagging on blood I looked up to see myself brandishing the knife with a cold stare. the dream ended with my own hand closing my eyes.
Needless to say that dream has stuck with me and I sometimes sit and try to think about every possible message that dream was trying to tell me.
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Hannah Pondlelire - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:10:53 EST ID:dWWmKKkA No.45418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was dreaming from one of the experiments they did a few decades ago on people.

I was on a small island in the ocean with a group a men (about 7 friends). We were on a fishing holiday and casting off from some rocks along the edge of the beach. My closest friend appeared to look like Paul Blart, then all of a sudden there was a huge flash in sky, and then we could see a nuclear bomb was set off. We all freaked out and started to run for our lives towards the shore, and I could make out the cliff above us was set on fire from the flash. It was like a survivor course, we figured they lead us to the island on this get away because the military wanted to observe what we would do in the situation. We all died, and I hear the island had all its top soil moved. I could get over how they used people for their own end.
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Hamilton Sezzlelock - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:53:03 EST ID:/fx3fBbx No.45421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I really only remember dying vividly in one particular dream. Usually if I die in a dream, it's something silly, like falling off a building and then waking up with a start. But this one time, I remember actually feeling despair at the fact that I was gonna die.

I have this recurring dream, where I'm wandering through interconnected houses. Like if you took all the nice, normal family homes on a neighborhood block and squished them together so all the outside doors would open into other houses. Some of the houses are well lit, and contain people that are doing everyday stuff like watching TV, eating, reading, cleaning, whatever. The thing is I can't interact with them in any way. I feel like I can push and nudge them, but either they're simply incapable of realizing i'm there, or they're trying profoundly hard not to notice me. And some of the houses look nice and normal, except the lights are off. There are no people, but there is usually "something" there. Like an evil spirit who wants you to get the fuck out. If you act like one of the oblivious people and just walk straight through like you're on a mission, nothing will happen. But if you start to loiter or look around, bad things start to happen. Like every time you turn around, more stuff/furniture/garbage will be in the room. Or something will fucking move from under a sheet, or sounds of something shuffling like it's getting closer. So I spend these dreams wandering around, kind of observing the oblivious people, trying to hurry through the dark rooms, except even watching the oblivious people is kinda creepy, and I never feel like I can stay watching one person for too long.

This one dream in particular, I did exactly that. There was an attractive lady, maybe 40 years old, she wasn't a bombshell or anything, but for some reason she just stood out from all the other people in houses. I think it was because she seemed slightly upset, like her eyes were kinda nervous. Which is unlike all the other people who seem totally content to just lounge around in their houses. I remember she was just drinking coffee and sitting at the table and worrying, which is what made me stop and really look at her. I just ki…
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Hamilton Sezzlelock - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:59:15 EST ID:/fx3fBbx No.45422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45416
btw this is one hell of a dream Matilda.

What is the undertow? Having watched your death, is your perspective on life changed?


Violent death in my dream by Edward Worthingson - Tue, 17 Nov 2015 17:42:55 EST ID:g6y48x/p No.44433 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night i died in my dream. My city was under attack with bombs and soldiers. I ran out from my home and met some foreign army patrol. They shot me in the chest and, i swear, i felt the pain like it was real. Its not the first time when dream feelings amazed me with their realness. I was bleeding and slowly dying with that chest pain. When i made last breath, the whole vision was clouded by white screen. After that screen i woke up in sweat. Could this thing mean anything?
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Fucking Seddleforth - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 17:56:39 EST ID:46PNkp78 No.44457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I experience something like this quite often myself. It all feels real, but the world around you is different...
I like to think i've swapped places with a double somewhere in the multiverse when I have these dreams...

In that reality you were a soldier, your double died that night.
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Doris Coggleworth - Tue, 29 Dec 2015 18:05:49 EST ID:lhGQT6n0 No.44562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44433
> dreaming I am a soldier
> it's kinda grainy like everything is in WWII combat footage vision
> in the back of an armored transport
> In a nice new uniform while everyone around me look like they went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson
> suddenly we stop
> everyone jumps out and grabs other equipment from a truck
> guys with flame throwers, rockets and machine guns
> I am the only on standing there with a rifle
> did I miss the memo?
> guy who is higher ranking than me say "Here Lieutenant, use this."
> Get handed a sub machine gun and a holster with a pistol
> everyone is already march into the city while tanks shot into the city
> planes fly over head dropping bombs
> march in towards the back and all hell breaks loose.
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Martin Geshnad - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 22:48:27 EST ID:hu2lcDFi No.44567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44434
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Fanny Mipperlock - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:20:59 EST ID:s/BEb2K3 No.44786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44562
hahahahahaa
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Martin Bivinghodge - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:27:58 EST ID:rEBSm3Xz No.45417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Similar story over here as well, I was in a desert strolling along with an army convoy (which I was part of) a few seconds later an explosion goes off in front of an army vehicle, I get blasted back and hit my head on a rock, my nose started to bleed, but before I could react I got shot. I wake up and look at my pillow, disturbingly there was blood on it.


Sleep paralysis and lucid dreams by Augustus Washwell - Sat, 26 Nov 2016 13:24:57 EST ID:ibnNVjYn No.45379 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm curious about your experience with these things.

I've started having both a lot lately since I picked up a clonazolam habit. My first lucid dream is documented in the bump with dreams thread. I have a strong past with dissos but have been off a few days and my last clam dose was last night. I started getting tired in the middle of the day today so I went and laid down. After a few minutes I would get a hallucination that my eyes were open and I was looking at my hands, or my ceiling, etc. Very real and vivid but the slightest movement and it disappeared. Very cool. I was also having half dreams but very faded, more like a shift in my thoughts process and visuals akin to strong imagination. This happened for a while but then as I was finally nodding off to sleep a man behind me started repeating that cheesy creepysta thing you see on /b/ (except he said "My name is benny dick and I'm dead" because I was thinking about taking some benadryl to up the experience before since clearly some goofy shit was going on). Either way it was fucking terrifying.

So I screamed like a total bitch and wound up in sleep paralysis. Couldn't move no matter how hard I tried, kept hearing people talk and dogs barking. All the while I was scared shitless over who the man was and if hed return. Thank God I was facing the wall because I know that it basically becomes a /del/ trip with shadow people and shit. I fell on the floor and felt the hardwood against my leg but opening my eyes showed me on my bed still. Tried so hard to scream for my roommate but to no avail. My previous paralysis experiences were brief but this went on for a good 10-15 minutes.

My aim was for a lucid dream since those are the coolest shit and I figured I was in for one because of the goofy hallucinations I was getting. I dont have an explanation for any of this other than the clonazolam from last night and the 3meo from 4 days ago.

So anyway
Post experiences with lucid dreams and sleep paralysis here. Tips and such are welcome as well.

I'm surprised this isn't a more oft discussed topic around here.
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John Settingwater - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 16:36:05 EST ID:MyCY7fCB No.45387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never had a problem with sleep paralysis. I'm told holding your breath is both possible and a decent way to jolt yourself awake because your body goes "oh shit someone's choking me". That or you're some kind of superhuman who can choke himself to unconsciousness at will, but that still solves the problem of shadow people.

Now, lucid dreaming. Bear in mind that half of what you'll find, including what I'm saying, is likely to be broscience with no bearing in reality, so try things out and pick what works.
Supplements: There's a ton of different guides and shit out there, and I'm not into them well enough to really make a ton of recommendations, so I'll just say you might get something from taking a pill or two of vitamin B before bed. Some people swear melatonin helps, but I dunno. Talk to your doctor about that if you wanna try it, it shouldn't be dangerous but just say you're having a little trouble sleeping and mention you've heard it might help, Lord knows it might even be available OTC.
There are some who swear by Valerian, but the science is all over the place on that and some claim it's harmful, so yeah.

Generally I'm not a fan of supplements. They never did much dream-wise (although it did help me sleep better than usually, so there's that) so I've largely stayed away from that.

Pre-sleep tricks: If you can fall asleep on your back, that's great. The goal here is to trick your body into thinking it's sleeping before your brain shuts completely down (for reference, this is known as Wake-Induced Lucid Dreaming, or WILD). I personally can't, but still give it a go sometimes because the numbness and not-entirely-wakeful consciousness is pretty nice.
Other than that, skip the coffee and energy drinks thirty minutes before bed. Nothing wrong with a bit of food, but you're trying to fall asleep.

Habits: There are ways to check if you're awake if you're ever in doubt, but unless it's a habit you'll probably forget to do so because everything makes sense in the context of a dream even if it'd be crazy IRL. Start developing habits that'll help you check your state of mind. My personal favourite was/is to try to push my index finger through my palm. Since you're awake, go ahead and try now. It won't feel that way in a dream: Results vary, but usually involve your finger moving right along its merry way. Do this right, and you'll realize you're asleep. Good job, that's step one.

Other options for this include, but are in no way limited to: Checking digital clocks and trying to read them, watching for false awakenings/deja-vu, having a detailed morning routine involving one or more of these. Basically checking that anything that's consistently weird in dreams is behaving normally. I don't recommend going full-on Inception and carrying around fucking spinning tops and whatever, though, unless you've got a locket with a picture of your dead child or something, in which case I apologize.
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Nicholas Tootstock - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 04:42:57 EST ID:t0HMuiLy No.45398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45387
Spinning works. Seriously, spin moar fgt.
>FUCK MIRRORS

And fuck the door leading out of your god damn bedroom. Holy fuck, fuck hallways to your bedroom. Jump out your window instead. The most horrifying creatures stand in hallways and will stare you down for hours straight. Jesus fucking Christ, you can't escape the stare.

Trying to orgasm if you ever do get to fuck someone always ends up with you waking up before orgasm and furiously beating down the more raging boner ever. Often with intense feelings of wanting to hit yourself in the nuts. Weird as fuck.

Nothing electrical ever works right either. Light switches, clocks, computers etc. I've had 2 experience where I though I was dreaming but was actually awake. Didn't go to well. Most people don't even know what lucid dreaming is. Screaming naughty words is a good checker. Most people in real life will kinda weird out but in dreams screaming FUCK always makes people float away. The bad part is screaming FUCK in the walmart can get you kicked out.

>One thing the other guy didn't mention I don't think is that when you wake up with sleep paralysis, expect your chest to feel like a bus is sitting on top of it. This shit sucks, especially when Bill-Bob McShadow Tentacle is ominously watching you by the door.

>Spin moar
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Priscilla Bunspear - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:22:48 EST ID:lQMt93pb No.45401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>45387

>some kind of superhuman who can choke himself to unconsciousness at will

Oh lord this gave me a chuckle imagining a superhero who has that as his one and only power.

>Stop right there, criminal s- ZZZZZZZ
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Martin Woblingstack - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 07:02:30 EST ID:ClyFf6YX No.45402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45379
I was actually really into lucid dreaming a while ago. I stopped when I would sincerely question my reality before doing a reality check. It really makes you appreciate trippy shit we have today, like planes, phones, all technology.
I've beeing doing RC's for a month+ but I smoke a lot of weed these days and I don't keep a journal so meh.
I've also fucksed with paralysis, that shit is mythical.
The consistently increasing and inaudible background noise, your loud heartbeat, your whole body pulsating and tingeling, and then you see your encumbered coat hanger turn into a dark figure edging close to you or a man entering your room, all while being paralysed.
Usually when it happens I close my eyes and try to think of puppies and rainbows to mute the complete terror but that demonic, background sound just starts screaming at you. Even if you close your eyes you just know that there's someone or something there.
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Martin Woblingstack - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 07:17:23 EST ID:ClyFf6YX No.45403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A good reality check is closing your nose and trying to breathe through it. It works like a charm and has only failed me once when I wasn't paying attention in a dream. I always try to fuck in dreams, like, always. I'd suggest talking with people, I really want to tell some dream character I am dreaming. Shit, I'd rather live in the dream world forever, too bad the DMT death theory isn't real.

>>45398
>One thing the other guy didn't mention I don't think is that when you wake up with sleep paralysis, expect your chest to feel like a bus is sitting on top of it. This shit sucks, especially when Bill-Bob McShadow Tentacle is ominously watching you by the door.

lmao i feel that


Repeated dreams of committing suicide by Nicholas Tootstock - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 04:53:30 EST ID:t0HMuiLy No.45399 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For over 10 years I've dreamed of committing suicide but in every scenario, I wake up before I die or commit to doing whatever method. In the past year or less I've had repeated dreams though where I go through with it and I actually kill myself. I then see my body fall but my vision remains in the same place as I eyes were before I died and I see my corpse on the ground. An amount of time passes and I wake up with no feelings whatsoever. Before I would feel a sense of mania and insanity along with depression.

>wut doth dat shite mean bruh?
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Priscilla Bunspear - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 23:36:41 EST ID:lQMt93pb No.45400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like you are a bit concerned about your inevitable demise and are grappling with its implications on a subconscious level. or u r gettin fragged a lot in halo


sex dreams by William Cadgefield - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:31:28 EST ID:Gs0LIQ63 No.45395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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uhm okey so like u guys ever have those dreams were u accidently slept for more than intended to cus u got stuck in dream??

ok so i kjust had tht last n giht but i was having sex with naked girls and we were on a train haha??

so wat cud this mean?? like prophecy it gioing be mine turn for sexual?
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Rebecca Fiblingson - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:32:06 EST ID:KT7y5j1v No.45396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it means your gay
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Hedda Waffingfudge - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:37:08 EST ID:MMQQZIIX No.45397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45395
it does mean you're gay
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Fanny Berringgold - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 00:35:26 EST ID:2L+M6bG8 No.45430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45395
Jesus, how old are you? Or maybe I should ask how drunk and stupid you are.


GET.YOUR-D.TK by Montaro - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 04:21:41 EST ID:+TYSBhSA No.45370 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is an extremely trippy and interactive website.
It is surely makes a great place for one to have a good dream.
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Montaro - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 06:11:54 EST ID:+TYSBhSA No.45371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45370

http://get.your-d.tk
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Doris Femmerkork - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 09:55:23 EST ID:H7SedluI No.45394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45370
Nice. I don't understand it but I like it


Pissing Dreams by Clara Shittingforth - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:50:17 EST ID:aqreL0iN No.45247 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone had that weird ass dream when they piss than a random entity comes in and joins pissing with you?
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Wesley Clammlebanks - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:10:16 EST ID:BUONkIMh No.45315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45282
Yeah I"ve had this same experience. And after a few times I realize what's going on in a sex dream, but usually not until I'm already jizzing. Then I wake up and realize I jizzed all over the place and try and clean up my mess before going back to bed.
Hasn't happened in a long while though.
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Archie Bambleforth - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 03:50:51 EST ID:RtarMRWo No.45319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45272
fucking this.
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John Greenlock - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 19:58:31 EST ID:lxIsaxZM No.45324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god damn urinal forest dreams
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Augustus Dinnersatch - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 22:03:19 EST ID:dWWmKKkA No.45342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45272 same thing with wet dreams, your in the dream and then wake up to a messy ending. I have woken up before it spurted but even self control then couldn't stop it.
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Albert Chaddlewill - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 15:11:31 EST ID:CydJnUEm No.45392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45286
>dream about a comedic and unrealistic explosion of pee
>go lucid and realize you're dreaming because you could never pee that way irl
>realize you probably peed yourself irl
>wake up, didn't pee self but had to pee

good feels
I like knowing that my mind is looking out for me


meme dreams by Doris Blackstock - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 07:22:56 EST ID:CydJnUEm No.45316 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you ever had a dream that featured celebrity, politician or some other really popular figure?

Have you ever had a dream that featured a mainstream meme like pepe?
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Polly Dinnerstock - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 10:25:01 EST ID:SSEZe8k0 No.45375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I rather recently dreamt (i think it was a few days before the american presidential election) that I was eating on a piece of chicken leg and threw the bone that had a bit of meat on it to a statue of kek.
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Wesley Gorrybury - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:14:28 EST ID:evcsWFDT No.45376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45316
YES, OP. THANKS FOR MAKING THIS THREAD.

I had a dream when I was 6-7ish years old that I met Snoop Dogg and we went on to star on the set of the Drop It Like It's Hot. I've wanted to meet him ever since then.

I've had dreams with at least a few others when I was younger. I fucked J Lo before. In that dream I was in a white room, white bed and had intercourse with five, probably more fine broads, at once. J-Ho was the leader of them all and I had a final boss battle with her.
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Edwin Blythefuck - Sat, 26 Nov 2016 18:27:20 EST ID:qtpUHO2B No.45380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45316
I've had one featuring MC Ride, one featuring Danny DeVito (Who gave me an amulet apparently belonging to hitler) and more than five dreams about Lady Gaga, usually fucking her in the ass
don't even think she's that attractive irl. It's kind of distasteful.
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Polly Wonnershit - Sat, 26 Nov 2016 23:56:59 EST ID:QhRbrhUp No.45381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45380
describe your mc ride dream
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Fucking Bennerkeck - Sun, 04 Dec 2016 18:34:36 EST ID:ibYx8Udy No.45388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had a dream I was in a car chase, with guns, with mobb deep. i remember being in a crash at the end of the dream


Mackin dem hoes astral style by Nigel Shakeway - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 00:39:57 EST ID:bdFnbatK No.45367 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone fuck or have a lucid dream about fuckin, An then you bust irl?

I have been astral protecting sence i was fifteen. Last night i had a strange experience where i was flying around space and i ran into a girl. I didnt say or do anything we just made eye contact and when we did we flew at eachother and had sex? I think? It felt dope and i woke up and i had busted a fat nut all over myself like some kind of chump. Never had this happen and im wondering if any of you have?

Also what are some of the repercussions of this. Im still in college and i cant take care of no astral babbies. I also didnt use any protection, not even a positive loving light bubble around my dick. Can you catch STDs in the astral realm?
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Beatrice Hesslesire - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 02:49:40 EST ID:JPfjAT7k No.45368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like you met on your journeys and had some fun

luckily thats not where astral babies come from, and there are no astral std's (unless you do it with the same person repeatedly, then issues can arise)

so you are gud


Nicotine patches by Phoebe Nunningbanks - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 20:59:45 EST ID:NfM3Ulul No.45351 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This might've been discussed to death on this board, I'm sorry if it has been. I don't really frequent this board.
Basically, I gave up smoking a week ago and I got prescribed nicotine patches. Now, what they didn't tell me is that it completely fucks with your dreams. I don't know the exact science, but basically, when smoking cigarettes, nicotine realy activates your brain and makes it rush. So when I go to sleep with a patch on, I'm basically getting nicotine pumped into my body while sleeping, causing my brain to go into crazy-mode even though I'm asleep. This results in the craziest fucking dreams. Very lucid, very memorable. I wake up three to four times a night and remember exactly what I was dreaming about and comfortably go back to that dream after about five minutes.
Now I've spoken to some people who say that the nicotine patches give them nightmares, but that's not the case for me. Just completely random and weird dreams and I fucking love it. I've always somehow had the capacity to turn a prospective nightmare into something positive, like my brain won't allow nightmares and just changes the scenario into something good.

Rambling over. I just wondered if any of you guys every experimented with nicotine patches. There's stories all over the internet on how they affect your dreams. Like I said, you're probably aware of this but I thought I'd share anyway. It's a wild ride and I love it for now.
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Betsy Summleridge - Sat, 12 Nov 2016 15:24:56 EST ID:fyFjnjtm No.45353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45351
this sounds so sick. im getting on nicotine patches asap
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Phineas Bardwill - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 03:36:26 EST ID:MsHKI4YS No.45357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45351

Yes... Fucking YES.

Craziest fucking dreams of my life. Chased through endless hellforest corridors, initiated the end of the world by opening snake doors... Met cosmic underground buddhist sects, endless, terrifying, beautiful, incomprehensible lucid nightmares.

10/10, you'll wake up sweating but would recommend. Seems to get crazier the higher the patch dosage.

What are your memorable dreams so far with them OP?


Dream music by Polly Clayford - Wed, 28 Sep 2016 12:26:21 EST ID:vuxBDhDC No.45252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I heard a song as I was waking up; went to the computer and wrote down some lyrics so I could search and find it. I wasn't sure if I did this or not, so I was a bit suprised when I saw it there, lyrics were "time to get ready for this" and I cannot find the song. What the fuck? It was a really epicly good rock song.
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Samuel Murdlock - Mon, 10 Oct 2016 10:12:43 EST ID:Ocmj1R/6 No.45279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had another song dream! This one even better than before, it had "we touch" "we kiss" and "Final fantasy" in it, it was so unique and beautiful, maybe I am somehow connected with unreal inspiration flow. I sure hope these songs show up sometime soon~
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Albert Goodson - Mon, 10 Oct 2016 13:06:32 EST ID:ibYx8Udy No.45280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a dream that a man was teaching me how to play guitar and he was really good. I think it may have been my dead grandfather.
I also had a dream where I heard a word and when I woke up I went to look up the word but I can't remember if it was a real word or not.
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Hedda Cregglewater - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 01:52:19 EST ID:tA3X8Mlh No.45312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45266
has one of those, i think we heard the word before but not fully conscious of it
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Frederick Claystock - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 09:44:05 EST ID:QvUj03d8 No.45354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember a dream where I heard a song by Kate Bush that never actually existed. I listened to her entire catalog of songs on the off-chance that it was a song I had heard but couldn't remember - nope, it was just in my head.

It's weird, knowing you've heard something made by someone else that will never actually exist.
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Eugene Mugglestock - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 14:17:34 EST ID:JzQ9ZJyo No.45356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45354

I hope sooo badly what I heard will some time exist, googling it every other week or so..


Bump with your last dream by Hedda Turveyhood - Sun, 25 Aug 2013 05:37:40 EST ID:dTd50D2Q No.40182 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Was a little drunk last night, high, and I took some 5-htp before bed. Got a crazy vivid dream where I met a dream girl. Can't tell you what her face looked like, but she had a great body and blonde hair (not really my preference in real life), but she was so down to fuck. We had crazy dream sex in the middle of a party on like a convertible limo cruisin' down the street.

The other half of this dream was spent running from the cops because I harbored a fugitive toon, Roger Rabbit (fell asleep to this movie like a week ago). That freaky judge from the movie was chasing after me.

Interesting side note, I had a recurring nightmare as a young child where this same judge would break into my house and I runaway through some parallel haunted house-ass dimension in my closet.

Anyway tl;dr post the last dream you had.

Pic related. Best estimate of the dream girl minus the beefy arms
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StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 21:29:15 EST ID:w2NlCy89 No.45378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I been getting good sleep lately, thanks to heroin. Had like 58 dreams last night, can barely remember shit tho, cuz I'm stoned. Gonna start recording my dreams more.

>inside an art gallery that is also a mansion
>everything is like an MC Esher paintin, stairs all going to nowhere and shit
>I go to pee in a toilet in a roped off art display
>Girl with an uncircumcised penis starts peeing in the bowl with me
>She and her dick are both pretty cute
>She's on fb but her pictires areally all different aged women with different facial distortions on some DorIan Gray shit
>I remember somebody was trying to kill me over a drug deal and I was back in high school

Also another dream I had recently
>A spirit had possessed a clone of my body
>The possessed clone me is trying to steal my life
>goes around convincing people I know that they are real and I'm not
>the clones in my childhood bunk bed at one point
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Albert Chaddlewill - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 13:29:59 EST ID:CydJnUEm No.45391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>cardassians conquer present-day earth
>gul dukat wants to have a celebration
>gets a group of humans to design the party for him (homer and moe from the simpsons, don't remember others)
>they have full creative freedom
>party starts
>go down this long corridor that's been painted to look like space with sparkly stars and galaxies and stuff.
>get to a point where there's a conveyor belt that goes really fast to simulate "warp drive"
>conveyor belt takes you to a door
>wall around the door is decorated with depictions of random instances of humans doing things
>on the door itself is pic related
>go inside
>big room with little buildings inside it. looks like an overly exaggerated fake town, colors are way bright
>candy shops and bakeries are everywhere, feels a little wizard of oz-like or maybe like candyland because it's all whimsical

the overarching plot had more to do with the occupation itself but I forgot almost all of it
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Eugene Shakedock - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 05:27:15 EST ID:Y2u1ysGH No.45411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Internship at power plant
>Prepare barrels with unstable radioactive waste for destruction
>Worth a fortune
>Steal three barrels, open one of them to see how strong the container is
>Get them to my house
>Be unable to sell them because one is open
>Throw all three in the houshold thrash right before the garbage collector comes
>We have a refuse incineration plant in my town
>OhShitWhatHaveIDone.png
Sadly I got waked up before anything really cool could happen
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Shit Wandlestug - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 04:01:40 EST ID:ClyFf6YX No.45444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>dreamin bout shawwty from skool
I can't remember shit but
>wakeup2thesameshittylyfe.exe
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Archie Supperfoot - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 09:42:12 EST ID:8JGS/p2W No.45449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>40182
I think someone wanted to kill me


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