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Underground Tombs by Hedda Nullerworth - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 05:10:42 EST ID:aetrh5by No.45147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had lots of Dreams that I was exploring ancient underground tombs there were urns and altars and I remember seeing and trying to take a picture of a large triangle and an all seeing eye carving in the wall with some other symbols above it. There might have even been something about a sunken pirate ship and considering trying to find it's treasure there was an Indiana Jones Tomb Raider vibe but also the tombs where very creepy and dusty. I kept alternating between going to them and going to a hostel where I was staying in between my Expeditions.

The Electro Stormy by Rancher R. Rancher - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 19:26:52 EST ID:TKPgEC6+ No.45137 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had a really weird fucking dream last night.

A good amount of the beginning is extremely fuzzy and doesn't make sense to what actually went down, so I'll cut straight to the main part.

A really bad storm began to brew, but it wasn't anything serious as the news stated... UNTIL it got to a point where some weird electric phenomenon made the storm turn from a normal rain storm into a Electronic Wave of energy that began to sweep across the US and the second that it touched your body and passed through you your flesh down to the bone would be incinerated. It was impossible to run away from and all I saw were people trying to get away from it, but failing desperately. Some would trip over something or just run out of steam.

The first time I saw it it was this beautiful blue wave of static fog just barreling at me. I knew I couldn't run from it so I just sat there staring at the people behind me vanish into a pile of bones. As the fog went over me nothing happened. I was fine.

The next day was just piles of bones everywhere and houses destroyed. It looked as though nothing was even existent anymore. As I tried to tell everyone of the event that happened that night I was deemed an experiment to see what in my body made me immune to the fog hopefully being a medium to saving lives later on down the road if this happened again. It so happens that the reason I was safe was because I had no kinetic energy happening in my body when the wave passed through me. So essentially I was immune because I stopped and waited for my demise.

All in all, 90% of the US got annihilated by an electric fog, I became a lab rat and the moral of the story folks, be lazy as fuck during an Electric Stormy Fog Apocalypse.

10/10 dream. Would dream again.
Lillian Fellerhed - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 06:14:42 EST ID:RetZRyKZ No.45140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like the electro anomaly from Metro 2033 and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Except in S.T.A.L.K.E.R it fucking kills you no matter what.

Sleep paralysis by StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:06:50 EST ID:WX9j/I5f No.45061 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello, you may recognize me from my posting on /stim/, /opi/, or /mdma/.

I experience the phenomena that is known as sleep paralysis. Have since the age of about 8. General hypothesis is that disrupted REM sleep causes sleep paralysis, but heterodox to that I seem to experience it more from deepened REM sleep ie like when I take sedatives generally with alcohol and the one time I tried Trazodone from a friend it caused me to experience 4 episodes in one night. Though I've heard sedatives can disrupt REM sleep as well. No one truly knows what causes sleep paralysis as it is though, so its all up in the air.

My episodes are infrequent and generally do not involve the frightening hallucinations often associated with sleep paralysis, more so the inability to move and scary feeling that I'm not breathing, however this changed last night with what has been my worst episode in a LONG time if ever.

My dream which I believe to have been caused out of recent stress involved horrifying psuedo-human dog-people experiments with bone-claw "nails" jutting out of its knuckles. I found myself "awake" in my friend's guest bed I was sleeping on and this creature was brushing up against me seemingly in fear itself as though seeking comfort from its recent turning, it felt familiar to me as well. I in fact woke up "saying" the phrase "help me, help me I just want to know what I've become..." as though experiencing it's thoughts telepathically. I was startled awake in the "fuck this shit I'm out" way of forcing or willing myself out of paralytic state via moving my smaller extremities like toes/fingers as many find useful. I've never experienced the dread associated with sleep paralysis, but I could not get to sleep for a good hour or so and found myself checking the room for doggopeople experiments a few times before returning to sleep.

Now I follow the Jungian/Gestalt approaches to dream interpretation more so than Fruedian analysis which I find limited. I believe dreams are a mix matching of imagery/psyche from waking life. I interpret this being mainly from the last thing I did before sleeping which was talking to my furry boyfriend. I be…
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 06:56:28 EST ID:I2zS9wZ/ No.45131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Excellent sleep
>groggy upon wake up
i recommend reaching for the best feeling thought upon waking up, because beginnings tend to set the tone. it's a life hack, notice how your days start and how they turn out, there is definitely a correlation imo.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:49:25 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My computers been fucked up as shit and so have I so I haven't been able to post, but I'll get this up to date.

Night 4
>Forgot my Trazodone, half a fifth of Three Olives, 700mg DXM, cannabis, Sigur Ros
-Slept amazingly off DXM even though I forgot my Trazodone and I was massively fucked up feeling from the combination on my stomach
-Woke up around 5am when my roomie got up for work, popped a Trazodone and went back to sleep till I had to work

Thanks! I'll try to remember this.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:51:34 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Night 5:
>Forgot my Trazodone again, about 3/4th a fifth of Three Olives, a couple shots of Crown, at least one beer, and cannabis
-Sleep was good, but I woke up pretty fucked up
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:58:37 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Night 6:
>Trazodone (100mg), cannabis, Sigur Ros
-Felt a heavy sedative body load, felt strengthless trying to get up to turn off the AC above where I sleep
-Slept without disturbance
-Woke up a little less groggy surprisingly, I think my body is acclimating sleep to the Trazodone at this point

Haven't had an episode of sleep paralysis since starting taking this, even when I forgot the Trazodone. Which is amazing since prior to my primary care physician prescribing me this I was having episodes every other night at least and in an increasing frequency. So far besides a little extra groggyness upon waking there has yet to be a noticeable drawback for me with this medication. Still want to get switch to ambien though, I'm sure with sleep paralysis I can get ambien easily.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 12:15:07 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Night 7:
>Trazodone (50mg), cannabis, .5mg kpin
-Had really weird dreams, but no paralysis or night terrors
-Most vivid dreaming I've had since taking shit to help me sleep

Huh. Maybe its because I thought I had to get to work at 9am I wasn't as in deep of sleep?

School by Martin Gebbermidge - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 16:07:30 EST ID:EaYNg8rM No.45100 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So for the past couple of months I've been dreaming about hanging out with ex-classmates. I really don't get it. I don't miss them. I don't think it will affect me if they appear today in front of me.

Anyways... the odd thing is that in the dreams I had I'm always with my old personality: shy, coward, kind of servant, scared... Like everyone is better than me and I don't get anything right. I don't grasp the full situation.

It bugs me and I hate to have these dreams over and over.

What does it mean these dreams?
How can I make them go away?

I'll aprecciate any insight on this.
Nathaniel Wenningway - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 17:15:39 EST ID:8xra/Nor No.45102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's your current personality then.
Ian Drallyfield - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 02:11:16 EST ID:HmPfof7h No.45103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My guess is that that they're narrative cycles that your brain is accustomed to running through. I got anxiety dreams about exam preparation for about 2 weeks after my exams were finished and then I stopped having them. If your life has changed since then and your experiencing novel life narratives then I think they will fade given some time.
Ian Drallyfield - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 02:11:49 EST ID:HmPfof7h No.45104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My guess is that that they're narrative cycles that your brain is accustomed to running through. I got anxiety dreams about exam preparation for about 2 weeks after my exams were finished and then I stopped having them. If your life has changed since then and you're experiencing novel life narratives then I think these dreams will stop given some time.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 08 Aug 2016 11:26:55 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I often have stress dreams where I am back in high school or college and I'm like weeks late for an assignment. Unrelated, but on the topic of school dreams I wonder what this means?

As for analyzing your dream I guess you're scared that you'll become like your old self or that you are still behaving like you did in high school despite being a different person now. It's really hard to decipher dreams without knowing more about whats going on around you in your life right now, maybe if you could sum up your current situation I could analyze your dream better?
Martin Gebbermidge - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 19:02:01 EST ID:EaYNg8rM No.45125 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why I am an Edgelord?

Dream Interpretation Books/Documentaries by StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 23:29:47 EST ID:66oup3qZ No.45117 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Any literature or documentaries worth recommending on the subject of dream interpretation?

I've been reading this book of collected works by Carl Jung on the subject of dreams. I've found a lot of his theories interesting. I also own The Interpretation of Dreams by Freud on Google Play e-books, but like Jung I agree Freud's version of dream interpretation is very limiting.

I have become heavily fascinated by the subject of dreams and dream interpretation as a sufferer of sleep paralysis. It's become something of a passion, I want to understand and study dreams, what they mean to me, what they mean to us as humanity, why we have certain dreams, why they occur, and what the dream experience means overall.

Any research on the matter that you can recommend me would be greatly appreciated.
George Cammerbanks - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 13:49:56 EST ID:2gt7KxHn No.45123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
your dreams only really mean anything to you. i've been into this for many years now and i become more convinced with time that they are mostly just an associative mess of the various impressions you receive while you're awake. I have more "meaningful" dreams when I read and think about and experience more "meaningful" things.

i think that the dreams that everyone seems to have only happen because, especially in the modern day, everyone (that shares our language, at the very least) has very similar experiences

they can be fun, but I don't think dreams have anything to tell you that you wouldn't be able to (much more precisely and lucidly) find out by waking thought
George Cammerbanks - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 13:52:15 EST ID:2gt7KxHn No.45124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you can find a copy of P.D. Ouspensky's "New Model of the Universe," he has a chapter on dreams that I think is the most accurate one I've read, matches my experience and is explained better than I could

turning into a zombie dream meaning by Barnaby Gesslefuck - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 06:32:26 EST ID:v4B981TQ No.45009 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I somehow ended up in an elevator with 5 people, the elevator eventually opened up to a room full of people who were as confused as me as to why they were there. Then out of nowhere this pumping music starts playing and an announcer says something along the lines of "you are now given the chance to be the monsters you were always scared of", as he's saying this we're all turning into zombies. It was quite terrifying at first but it was okay once you accepted it. It was all a game, a very real game.

We would then go around "eating people", the infection caused our teeth turn into a rubber like material though so it would (for some reason) just give people pleasure.

wtf does it all mean?
malneirophrenia !/Hh2q0WCjk - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 09:24:28 EST ID:sq+pq8/O No.45010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's a beautiful dream, Barney. Made me chucklelol, also pretty interesting.

You're probably the person who could best tell us what it means, since all of those themes were invented by your brain. I could give you a few tips, though.

Did you recognize the people in the elevator with you?

What could a monster symbolize? What could a zombie symbolize?

Thirdly, there's the soft teeth that would just massage and tickle people or someshit and they would be pleasured by it, despite your guys' ghoulish appearances which you described as terrifying to yourself. That being said, perhaps your dream was trying to show you that whatever your interpretation of a monster/zombie is relating to your own behaviour may not seem as bad to others around you, and that it's simply something you should accept.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:59:11 EST ID:WX9j/I5f No.45064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've started posting on this board specifically for dream and sleep paralysis analytics.

Dreams, in my opinion, never mean exactly what they appear to, the meaning is typically more subjective than the direct material. I don't know enough about your waking life to really interpret well. The most obvious reasoning is drawn up directly by the announcers statement of "becoming the monsters you're scared of". It seems you are perhaps unconsciously afraid of becoming or realizing you are something you are afraid of or loath.
David Tillingville - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 02:18:43 EST ID:DeeEK2UH No.45120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You use "games" to satisfy who you really are. You're body wants you to let go and be the "monster" that is really you and subconsciously knows everyone around you would like you better that way regardless of what you tell yourself and you know others like you and it urks you.

Sex dreams by John Tootworth - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 23:45:47 EST ID:9i5hWzBz No.45118 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Share your sexual dreams here! Weird, hot, lucid, not, satisfying, disappointing, funny, scary, barely erotic or totally depraved, If you've had dreams involving sex in any way shape or form I wanna hear em!

Here's one of mine to start: I'm semi-lucid in a unisex public bathroom where a long line of men and women are waiting for access to a wall of occupied toilets out in the open with no stalls around them. Though there are both men and women in the line for the toilets, the toilets are occupied by mostly or all men. Between the line and the toilets, there is a door to a unisex shower room. For a few moments I try to remember what kinds of things my waking self would have wanted to try to accomplish in a dream, then start wondering whether thinking about this is taking away any of my brainpower from manifesting the dream. Then I lose most of my lucidity and take my clothes off to enter the shower room, but somehow forget that I'd meant to go in there and find myself sucking some random guy's dick on the toilet for a couple of seconds while he sits uncomfortably still and unresponsive with his eyes glazed over. Pretty fucking weird. Pansexual male here btw.

I can't stop sleeping by Angus Bibblehut - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 14:32:28 EST ID:vpr65nsj No.45082 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hitler is my father
He's my Sun
Cyril Crisslenadge - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 07:02:08 EST ID:GHtF8Kfm No.45083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh I pray to thee.
Fuck Lightwill - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 16:17:19 EST ID:vZ6kbJT+ No.45099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i had a dream in which hitler was hanging from the ceiling of the indoor swimming pool on a spaceship and told me and my fellow cosmonauts that we were going to mars to establish the fourth reich

Lurid Dreams by Betsy Sazzlefore - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 06:03:15 EST ID:xC9/yIhd No.45060 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Holy Shit ! I been dreaming about hot dogs and donuts for three straight nights. It's almost as if I am one of those lurid dream things !
Fuck Sebberhuck - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 21:09:01 EST ID:CL29VY34 No.45092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>hot dogs and donuts
David Horryshaw - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 02:57:55 EST ID:vOzozU4Y No.45093 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Hot dogs and donuts
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 10:10:31 EST ID:WX9j/I5f No.45094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I fucking lol'd

Friend has strange dream by Stalfos - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 02:36:44 EST ID:nt5MaJis No.45087 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright so a couple of days ago, a friend of mine had a dream that I was in and I wanted to know if it meant anything. I'll be writing in her perspective.

>Dream starts at some school and everyone is looking for some kinda of key
>Me, sitting and organizing books with my own set of keys on the shelf next to me
>Kid comes and goes "Is this the key?" as he picks my keys up and compares to an image of the key they're looking for
>"No, that is the key to my book, please don't break it, it's very important to me."
>kid looks at me, crouched in this weird position and snaps my key in half
>In constant state of despair but continue on
>someone starts talking, as if they were on a telephone with the whole world
>"What happened to Anon?"
>Friend B (Me) pulls up a video and says "This is what happened to Anon"
>video is of a really fat figure that looks like Gluttony from FMA getting shot and stabbed multiple times with blood spewing everywhere.
>The guy who kills him says "fuck, I wasn't trying to kill him"
>In the background, there is a huge house where a party is going on and Friend B gives me an idea that something will happen, like "watch this"
>Don't want to watch, but my conciousness teleports to where the house is
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Frederick Henkinlit - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 04:38:48 EST ID:2XZggHCU No.45088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wait I'mm confused did your friend have a dream from the point of view of you?
Stalfos - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 05:00:31 EST ID:nt5MaJis No.45089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, I just wrote the text from her perspective

Does Anyone Else Have Flying Dreams? by I'd Like to Dream Forever - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 13:46:19 EST ID:+Ql+r0+U No.45015 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've had dreams where I can fly a couple of times a year since I can remember.

It always starts out normal, but then I start to realize that I have a power inside of me, sometimes I realize I am holding a magic wand, sometimes it starts by jumping off of the ground and staying there, sometimes it is just a super-jump ability where I can't fly but can jump hundreds of feet into the air.

These dreams are some of the most realistic I have, I can actually FEEL the air rushing past me, the power of flight as if it is a muscle in my body.

I've mentioned these dreams to others, and no one seems to have them but me. Curious to hear what other's experiences are. Sometimes they are nightmares and I am flying away from evil creatures, other times the mood is purely estatic at the ability to fly. I'll remember these massive landscapes that I fly over, sometimes natural scenes and sometimes cities, usually gothic and dark looking or gloomy cities that I soar above.
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Oliver Blytheworth - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 22:29:34 EST ID:pPIiVgN4 No.45040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My dreams of me flying are more that it's just a regular part of life and it's something I can do as a form of transportation. It's mostly when I'm getting away from something, though, but when I do it, I push my arms in the air, pretty much exactly like swimming, but lifting up on my feet, and in the air. Usually I'm not high in the sky but I stay pretty level to like where you would be if you were just walking. I do this indoors and outdoors alike. It's never like I possess some kind of mystical power; it's always like it's a totally normal way to get around in my dreams.
Albert Punkinwater - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 18:11:29 EST ID:3G+e21MQ No.45051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For me its more like im moving through space. In the same way you move your cursor, I just have the power to move up and down as opposed to just side to side.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:10:42 EST ID:WX9j/I5f No.45062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I experience astral planing and flying in dreams quite often. The movement feels extremely natural, often similar to swimming through the air and sorta reminiscent of that Weapon of Choice video of the Fatboy Slim song with Christopher Walken flying through the hotel.

If a dream becomes lucid, flying is often the first thing I go for because its friggin' awesome. A lot of my dream movements feel "underwater" btw, especially any kind of action with aggressive intent like punching, feels to be weighted down as though done in a swimming pool.
Dream Forever - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:57:04 EST ID:+Ql+r0+U No.45080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wow that perfectly describes how many of my physical actions work out in dreams. I try to do things, but my muscles feel a great resistance and I just feel less powerful, as if I were underwater.
Dream Forever - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 13:05:15 EST ID:+Ql+r0+U No.45081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had one dream where I escaped from a Wizarding School after they realized that I couldn't really fly and therefore wasn't one of them. I had to jump up this massive tower one step at a time (it was a dark and gothic tower, similar to Isengard from LOTR with black spikes sticking out from the walls) and did so by super jumps that took me about a hundred feet at the time.

I burst out of the tower near the top, soaring as I did so, flying over a huge multi-mile blue glowing force field, looking behind and seeing the wizards and witches close behind.

They chased me through a seemingly 21st century ghetto, dark and eerie with people around pointing and shouting at me in a different language.

Despite these night-marish features, the dream was absolutely ecstatic as I took foot on each landing spot and pushed off again, as if I were in 1/20 or 1/30 gravity (Idk lol) until they got close, and my jumping powers started to fail. I would take off, aiming for a roof across the street, and smash into the building or trip upon landing. Eventually I could only jump a few feet in the air, and the dream ends.

"Raped" by female North Korean guard. by Edward Blellerwen - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 10:14:07 EST ID:+PyDKSEA No.45011 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A day or two ago I had a pretty realistic and certainly sexy dream.

I dreamed I was lying in a bed with light sheets and in a light-colored, and illuminated, room. Suddenly my mum and a female North Korean army/guard member enter the room. I remember the guard as being pretty cute (I'm quite into Asian girls) but also aggressive and forceful. See pic related, except her uniform was a lighter khaki color.

My mom sits by and watches the guard take off my pants and climbs on top of me, ready to stick it in. Now, I'm not sure why, but I had a big blister/wart on my scrotum that the Norkie leans over and bites off and eats, and I can feel something pull away from my balls. Maybe I was pulling on them IRL? It was gross, but mainly painful.

I remember not wanting to have sex at first for fear of transferring STDS, and especially not in front of my mom, but how could I hold out against this militaristic QT?

And when I get my cock in her, I feel her thrust a few times and it feels fucking amazing. It was warm and wet, just like real sex. And yes, I have gotten laid before.

After about 3-4 pumps I wake up.

I have had sexual dreams like this before, and I would be happy to detail them in the next post.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 22:04:26 EST ID:35X13kR/ No.45053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump for decent sex dream.

A few nights I got my first dream blowjob from a blonde girl I didn't recognize, and it felt good. Something woke me up before it could get interesting though.
Nathaniel Fegglelock - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 18:20:01 EST ID:QM+3rAEG No.45057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a dream I was butt-raped by an old man. It was the most fucked up experience of my entire life. I ended the dream with myself thinking that the rape meant God wanted me to put Cannabis oil up my butt and I proceeded to do so.

lol, welcome to 420chan eh?
Jarvis Necklebanks - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 21:21:43 EST ID:vZ6kbJT+ No.45058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
every time I get a dream blowjob it feels almost too good, like my dick is going to melt with pleasure and I usually wake myself up so I don't cum all over myself. though one time I did get sucked to completion (by that fucking fetal alcohol syndrome girl that gets posted all over /b/, idk who she even is and don't even find her attractive) and it was better than any orgasm I've had

but, on the flip side, every time I have dream sex it just feels like rubbing my dick against a mattress

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