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Celebrity Dreams by Rebecca Gevingmedge - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:20:07 EST ID:lCf5Fqeg No.45557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Does anyone else ever have celebrities show up in their dreams?

I had a dream that I was at a massage parlor. I was about to receive a happy ending when in walks Emilio Estevez from the movie Stakeout (pic related). It was specifically his character from the film, not the actor Emilio Estevez. He told me I was under arrest and slapped the cuffs on me. I protested that it's not illegal to get a massage, and he laughed and said "That's what they all say, tell it to the judge" in typical smartass Estevez style as he led me away.

What famous people guest star in your dreams?
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 15:44:02 EST ID:3vNL0D6+ No.45564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A dream I've had some months ago:
>Have no weed
>Collect a tiny bong head from paraphernalia
>Richard Nixon comes along and puts the bong head in my ashtray
I woke up laughing. Funniest dream ever.
Charlie Bonehead - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:18:05 EST ID:XcX2D/o5 No.45574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eerily similar- I had a dream I was trying to pull a heist stealing the world's dankest weed from Santa Claus.
You know, almost the same thing.
Charles Sondledock - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:29:28 EST ID:yjUTcHBK No.45575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it is the year 2157
>any person can be cloned
>you can input your "soul" into any cloned body
>I am in a cloned body of Brad Pitt
>my friend is with me, also in a body of Brad Pitt
>we are in an abandoned, dilapidated skyscraper, full of dust, rubble, filth
>we're playing a game---a body can share two "souls", so one of us is going to commit suicide and "Throw our soul" into the other Brad Pitt, and then dump the other soul into a spare clone body
>we find a bathroom, which has a large, rectangular pool of white/tan colored sludgy sewage, that goes several stories deep
>I tell him I'm going to drown myself in the shit milk
>I tie some weights, and do it
>I feel myself die, and pass into the other Brad Pitt's body
>there's a tightness around my neck
>extreme pain
>I feel myself shit myself, and my shit drops down into the multi-story deep pool of sewage
>the other Brad Pitt hung himself with a rope over the pool of sewage
>"Haha, jokes on you buddy! Now neither of us have a body to "throw" into, so we're going to the afterlife!"

What an asshole friend. I went to the afterlife early because of him. I didn't want to die this early! Fuck you, Brad Pitt!

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