420chan now has a web-based IRC client available, right here
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
You can leave this blank to post anonymously, or you can create a Tripcode by using the float Name#Password
A subject is required when posting a new thread
[*]Italic Text[/*]
[**]Bold Text[/**]
[~]Taimapedia Article[/~]
[%]Spoiler Text[/%]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace text[/pre]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists


Community Updates

420chan now supports HTTPS! If you find any issues, you may report them in this thread
BWD 2018 style by Augustus Buzzstock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 14:09:42 EST ID:4sV1wy55 No.277229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1516475382382.jpg -(141951B / 138.62KB, 1024x778) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 141951
Old thread stopped bumping and last year is in the past, but Earth continues to orbit the Sun and we're still drinking. Bottom's up, /hooch/! Kanpai! Salud! Cin cin! A la votre! Does anyone know how to say 'cheers' in any other languages?

Doesn't matter though, a raised glass is a universal symbol for getting fucked up together!
83 posts and 41 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
Dextrolord - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 17:43:45 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518993825951.jpg -(13463B / 13.15KB, 292x173) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Second day of my weekend and I'm about six shots deep into the lake of buzz town hopefully I reach dranksville before nightfall
George Lightdale - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:14:29 EST ID:yUxcMQzo No.277572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518995669752.jpg -(58795B / 57.42KB, 450x621) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Was having a swell time until my brain decided to look at gore sites for half an hour. Now I'm depressed, fuck.

Time for more drinking!
George Lightdale - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:16:59 EST ID:yUxcMQzo No.277573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518995819752.jpg -(74819B / 73.07KB, 640x353) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 04:53:44 EST ID:mrvl10n6 No.277578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1519034024930.jpg -(56638B / 55.31KB, 566x674) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
I drank a whole 5th of vodka and had to tell people I was drunk as fuck before they got it.

Here I am listening to post punk and French cold wave at 5am
StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 01:02:20 EST ID:L2/RsesJ No.277582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1519106540517.jpg -(357197B / 348.83KB, 1080x1920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
It's actually hilarious you don't believe it because I can prove it and will but also I don't see it as a big deal beyond its awesome. You realize that's my ex right?

I posted visual proof on stim, if you watched any of her videos youd know that's her livin room. Unless my broke ass somehow manufactured an exact double of it for a retarded ass petty lie then I ain't Lion son.

taste of alcohol by Thomas Smallwater - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 03:10:27 EST ID:+vHttysk No.277427 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517731827404.jpg -(1485696B / 1.42MB, 1100x1412) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 1485696
I think I just realized I really don't like alcohol, after all.

I've tried a lot of things: multiple kinds of beer (from commercial euro lager to IPA and local "higher quality" stuff), cider, spirits, and I find that I can barely separate the taste: it just feels somewhat tasteless and unpleasant (in the case of beer and hard cider) while making me nauseous with every sip after a while, or is just disgusting when it comes to the stronger stuff. Only alcohol I've enjoyed is some of the lighter and sweeter wines and cocktails that hide the taste of ethanol behind sugar.

I know it's supposed to be an acquired taste... but I don't feel like I'm acquiring anything. Yeah, getting shitfaced with friends is fun, but in that case, I try to drink whatever has the highest alcohol percent in order to get it done as painlessly as possible.

Is it genetic? Is everyone somehow just pretending? I don't understand the relationship of humanity with alcohol. Worst thing is that I'm not even a light drinker: it takes me quite a bit to get dizzy.

For what it's worth, I don't drink coffee either (bitterness is too strong), although I consider that as more of a blessing than anything else. However, I find it easier to taste differences in flavour through the bitterness in coffee than in beer.
5 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
Frederick Sibbleworth - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:46:51 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.277514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alcohol tastes good if you're an alcoholic. Also it's a carrier of flavour. I had an alcohol free lager the other day. It was awful. Also there are more styles of beer than IPA and lager. If you like coffee at least try a stout.
Edward Brubblelure - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 22:52:22 EST ID:4gLl/Tn5 No.277521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518321142200.jpg -(53884B / 52.62KB, 736x736) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Welcome to /benz/ brother, hydration and memory loss awaits you.
Nigel Fottingpurk - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 23:38:31 EST ID:fQ9h/l1o No.277545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Is everyone somehow just pretending?

Dextrolord - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:42:35 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518590555383.jpg -(35332B / 34.50KB, 480x364) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Short answer yes.

Longanswer, my favorite beers and top shelf boozes are enjoyable to sip straight after 3+ years
Jarvis Pobblewater - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:26:47 EST ID:u5t4u8h1 No.277580 Ignore Report Quick Reply

quality post

WTF by Matilda Singerlat - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 07:02:55 EST ID:RCaQxv9P No.277459 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517918575885.jpg -(902357B / 881.21KB, 1826x1632) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 902357
Wtf Just happened to my beer!!!
pic related
Ernest Duckhall - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:44:43 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You tried opening it with something else than a regular opener, you dumb fuck
Cornelius Sinkingold - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 12:48:32 EST ID:D069cVP8 No.277579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Clean your fucking table retard
John Heblingwell - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 21:23:50 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is a repost of a thread. also look at the 4chimp in the background.

Stash/concealmet by Doris Fobberhall - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 14:54:54 EST ID:yGE0YQIX No.277466 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517946894013.jpg -(33165B / 32.39KB, 720x713) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 33165
Sup y'all
Im a 26 year old heroin addict who stays away from shooting dope by smoking weed. It's been working for a long time now. The only thing is, my family thinks the only path is 100% clean piss. This comes to my predicament: I need to stay at my mom's for a few days before I can move into my new apartment, and if she finds out I smoke weed, I can't even begin to describe the hell this will unleash. So as hard as it's been, I haven't been smoking since I've been here and it sucks. AND SHE STILL ACCUSES ME YESTERDAY. Says she smells fresh weed whenever she's around my stuff. I only have a quarter of bud, and it's inside a pill bottle, inside a zip lock bag, at the bottom of a duffle bag. And somehow she can still smell it. Wtf am I doing wrong? Any suggestions on a more smell proof storage Device?
Doris Fobberhall - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:00:50 EST ID:yGE0YQIX No.277467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oops wrong board
Alice Honningwut - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:02:11 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.277468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1517947331666.jpg -(71447B / 69.77KB, 454x680) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
OP's Mom
Dextrolord - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 22:33:09 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vacuum sealed containers or nothing man also u r on the wrong board lol
Reuben Mocklepork - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 21:53:05 EST ID:hlolzJP9 No.277577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277466 Wrong board but I keep my shit in a mason jar

drinking all day by Ian Fecklenuck - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 20:09:57 EST ID:51zPwLKL No.277531 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1518484197996.jpg -(58871B / 57.49KB, 728x485) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 58871
is it ok to drink all day if you're NEET?
6 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
Matilda Domblechug - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:51:57 EST ID:HAxoCJ8p No.277554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518627117860.jpg -(574482B / 561.02KB, 1280x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>work between 9 am & 1 pm; assistant maths teacher
>go directly from work to liquor store
>buy ~6 beers
>take long walk to train station, drink 4 beers along the way
>smooth ride home
>rest of the beers, and maybe another one from the fridge, some weed
>do things, music, read, eat
>get numb enough to sleep

life is good, awaiting the supposed hell of alcoholism I guess

so far so good
Polly Domblepot - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 20:09:23 EST ID:bBbubwKw No.277560 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This man is right. I'd get to the point where I'd practice my guitar, and my fingers would not move how or where I wanted them at all, so 5 minutes later I'd say "fuck it." and quit. It's fun once and a while, but there's a quite a possibility it could lead to shit. Thinking about it and being self-aware of the decision you're making isn't going to help, I'll tell you that.
Charlotte Wubbletine - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 23:06:38 EST ID:GBl+Zp6b No.277561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this man is right

source: my father who drinks a case of budweiser a day is dull as FUCK
David Claywater - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 03:06:35 EST ID:AaeZlbAQ No.277565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ebenezer Publingham - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:56:49 EST ID:Cei7Vgku No.277576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's generally miller time. Not all day drinking time.

Just Alcoholic Things~ by Caroline Perryspear - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1516023057685.png -(537174B / 524.58KB, 704x528) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 537174
post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
50 posts and 12 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
Dextrolord - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:45:29 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bitch Bill Cosby we are all drunk here just roll with the punches please
Martin Gonkindale - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 08:06:27 EST ID:mN/EyxSf No.277551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>angry drunk
Edward Worthinglock - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 08:47:24 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518875244074.png -(741156B / 723.79KB, 500x700) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Just had a random vomit at 630am.
Got drunk and partied last night.
Got a pizza on the way home at like 230.
I had no expectations of being up this early but I suddenly snapped awake to vomit into the garbage can at the foot of my bed.
In my stupidity and the darkness, I knocked it over and puked all over the side of the can, spreading my puke onto my clothes, sheets, and stuff.
Took a shower, swiffered the room, and took out the trash. Laundering bedsheets and lots of clothes now.
Martin Boblingset - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:10:03 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277568 Ignore Report Quick Reply

ah yeah 2 of the classic alco symptoms: disrupted sleep where you wake up earlier than normal, and delayed nausea that hits you when you think you are good. sometimes i will have the whole morning pass by no problem then out of nowhere i get a debilitating wave of nausea at like 2PM
George Lightdale - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:27:30 EST ID:yUxcMQzo No.277575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518996450752.jpg -(79579B / 77.71KB, 500x652) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>When you don't know what being sober feels like anymore because you've been in a cycle of drunkenness/hangover with the occasional withdrawl for most of your adult life.

/hoochlit/ by George Lightdale - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:20:32 EST ID:yUxcMQzo No.277574 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1518996032752.jpg -(151163B / 147.62KB, 550x806) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 151163
What is your favourite alcohol related book?

Pic is a pretty good one, amazing portrayal of the loneliness and denial in alcoholism.

RIP SYN by Fuck Pinnershit - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:58:33 EST ID:q9OQLVYI No.277569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1518908313977.jpg -(177277B / 173.12KB, 581x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 177277
I've been coming here casually for years. /hooch/ has always been of drunken refuge for when I want to have a laugh, find good music, or just chat with other drunks about what's shit and whats good.

I didn't know Syn but I assume he was special to the 420chan community.

So here's a shot for Syn, may he reside in liquid heaven

Gout by Molly Fuckleville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 09:01:58 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277537 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1518530518853.jpg -(274075B / 267.65KB, 953x706) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 274075
Any of y'all niggas ever experienced a gout attack? Ever since learning about gout I had it in the back of my mind it could affect me one day since I am a depraved alcoholic. I have sprained my big toe joint in the past so I knew it was already partly weakened/susceptible. Also I drink 40's almost exclusively, which contain HFCS and ethanol, the top 2 gout-causing ingredients. Anyway after guzzling down two 40's two nights ago I woke up the next morning with the most horrific stabbing pain in my big toe joint (metatarsophalangeal joint) which is the classic gout location.

Literally the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. It took all of my willpower, breathing, and focus, just to limp around without screaming or making noises from the pain. I have been trying to hydrate and piss as much as possible to bring down uric acid levels. I have been popping ibuprofens to no effect. Long story short, nothing else has been able to motivate me to take a break from drinking, but sweet mother of god, pain that is literally crippling me to the point I can hardly limp, is sufficient motivation. I don't think I will drink for two weeks after this episode. Still hurts like a bitch today, but maybe 20% less. This has been a truly shocking and miserable experience, though I don't know what I expected drinking so much gutterjuice day after day. Hopefully my kidneys will still work for a few years.
Molly Fuckleville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 18:21:01 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also just for clarification: i have had severe food poisoning that required hospitalization to keep me hydrated enough to not die, had countless bad hangovers/comedowns, broken bones, torn muscles, had really bad migraines, i would happily go through any one of those again before this gout shit. i think i may never drink another 40, seriously this shit shook me. nb
Cornelius Bleddlespear - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 00:25:09 EST ID:pNmZ+kD0 No.277564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Id probably stop drinking

Am I an alchie? by Dextrolord - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:27:36 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277449 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517884056373.jpg -(130202B / 127.15KB, 500x351) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 130202
This seems like the appropriate place to ask this.

Can I developed a dependency to booze if I drink every night and only in the evenings?

I almost never drink during the day but I've been drinking about 12-15 beers or a fifth of whiskey almost every night for about a month and I'm starting to get worried.

I'll probably take a break anyway but I wanna hear some opinions from those more seasoned in the ways of daily boozing.
9 posts and 2 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
Frederick Banderhare - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:14:47 EST ID:b77HkJcy No.277499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When you drink only at night you may only get the 'gotta start drinking' about the same time you usually start drinking, sometimes it can be like total clockwork.

A fifth, if I am not mistaken is like 1/34th pints? That is a lot. A pint is a lot.
Even a half pint for that matter. This is the make or break time. Chop this off to
one pint asap. Maybe mix a few nice cold tall drinks. then say, well bedtime.

I can assure you if you keep this up your life will become increasingly difficult
to manage.
Nicholas Subbledetch - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 02:34:32 EST ID:ZcKTuuPo No.277503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yes OP yes you are

drinking 12-15 beers a night or a 5th of whiskey is not normal drinking

also i highly doubt it's been just 1 month for that amount of drinking unless you weigh 250+ pounds
Dextrolord - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 22:33:58 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518233638512.jpg -(126516B / 123.55KB, 388x388) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
The every night thing has been for about a month but a long history of iv opiate, and just opiate and benzo abuse and dependency kinda fucked my tolerance.not to mention all the stims and dissos and Psy and some del but I doubt that has as much to do with it.

Anyways I gotta take a break due to funds whether or not I was strong enough to do it on my own. That's one hell of a silver lining
Lillian Dreshford - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 23:11:21 EST ID:euanRhX+ No.277513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This depends on your genetics. If you're a fucking viking you'll be fine.

If you aren't, you'll probably need to taper off after a couple of months. But it's probably not as bad as you think, especially since you aren't at it all day. Drink more water and you'll live longer.
Dextrolord - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:50:45 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.277548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518591045947.png -(38477B / 37.58KB, 1360x562) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
I've been doing the stay hydrated thing again lately and my hangovers have all but disappeared:)

Whatever fuck it I wanna drink cuz I can't smoak weed so says the US government. Fuck them and thier laws I've never been happy sober and






A question by Charles Chidgedock - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 19:24:06 EST ID:93JrBQAJ No.277390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517444646938.jpg -(195476B / 190.89KB, 1280x1136) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 195476
You have unlimited booze and unlimited things to do. You can do anyhtign you want.

What do you drink, how drunk do you get, and what do you do first?
3 posts and 2 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
Edward Nizzlehot - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 00:43:35 EST ID:ckIKPrnP No.277396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i find my spirit mates through rich people social media
then we have a lot of food/drug sex

we match our lifestyle expenditure with impact investments in developing zones like india

end hunger!
end slavery!
make porn about aliens inventing new kinds of leek dildo stir fry
Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:32:18 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bleach. Pray for death.
Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:34:08 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
P.S. I am the best fun at parties.
Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:45:31 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Id drink the best fucking bourbons on the planet, and wash em down with the shittiest beers, near freezing cold. Id get fuckin trashed but not so much that i can't handle fucking lol. And id call a buncha hot bois and gamer girls, throw down on a mario kart double dash tournament, and finish with a good ol drunk orgy.
Jarvis Honeystone - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 06:47:15 EST ID:Mrg/hEc7 No.277536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>What do you drink
pinot noir + other wines

>how drunk do you get
probably somewhere between 3-5 drinks. im becoming sick of getting sloppy

>what do you do first
talk with fun friends/watch a movie

wait a minute I do exactly this anyway

Drunken Meat Beating by Fuck Murdville - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 19:55:08 EST ID:4frg3IE+ No.277353 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
File: 1517187308907.jpg -(47089B / 45.99KB, 540x462) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 47089
Anyone else like to beat they meat whilst wasted?

I cant be the only one
9 posts and 1 images omitted. Click Reply to view.
Caroline Blobberbanks - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 18:57:28 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.277420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feels great buzzed. When wasted though it's too much effort. I can get hard but it takes forever to cum, like my hand aches and I have to push through it
Priscilla Shittingham - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 21:18:03 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1517710683117.gif -(34142B / 33.34KB, 210x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
I could probably get it up while drunk but I don't try. I don't want to masturbate while I'm drunk. I want to fuck a little more than normal but I think that's normal. Masturbating while drunk is tedious and tiresome. Sure I'll cum but it won't be as good if I had done it while sober. Sometimes actually I'll use my drunkenness as an excuse not to masturbate so after several days of drinking I can rub one out and feel awesome while I become sober.
Hannah Sangerhot - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 00:52:13 EST ID:IKM0SnrN No.277426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1517723533469.png -(158477B / 154.76KB, 500x483) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>mfw i'm actually about to do this

it's fucking awesome. i'm not gonna be totally thrashed, but i'll be about 4ish standard drinks in when i do and i'll slowly go through a 5th before i blast off.

i set a time limit of 30-40 minutes after which point it's time to max out and launch the spirit bomb.
Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:38:35 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Think i just had the best nut of my life a sec ago. Slayer
Sophie Clubberfuck - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:26:43 EST ID:ks68xIcr No.277526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1518352003115.jpg -(35715B / 34.88KB, 446x396) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Just reminded me of a Milf I couldn't fuck because I was too fucked up


Pages Next>>
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Report Post
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.