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That feel when your life is over by William Widdlehitch - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:17:17 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just got in a car accident with no injuries and totaled my car.
I blew a .14

my shit is fucked.

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Clara Cheppershit - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 23:02:40 EST ID:uVrfsp5c No.272942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just crashed into a guardrail on the way home from work. No snow tires, 20mph, straight road, spontaneous pull to the left, and then I spun into the rail (across the road), bounced around, came to a stop, looked both ways, and kept going. I didn't check the damage because mary was calling me when I got home. Hope it isn't too bad.

Oh yeah RIP OP.
duiguy - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 16:21:59 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here

Im getting a lawyer, and ive been charged with reckless driving and being intoxicated. Next week im going to get the results of my piss test to give my lawyer a heads up that i might actually go to jail., due to the opiates. I figured they would have informed me or questioned me about the drug test if they found anything, maybe they just want to surprise me. im feeling a little more confident about my circumstances, and all i really want is to come home from work and have a drink, but its difficult to get alcohol when you cant drive places.

Better than being dead, or in jail.
Hamilton Moffingforth - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 19:10:14 EST ID:B3RvdE9b No.273152 Ignore Report Quick Reply

or having killed someone else. i know its a cliche and i sound like a mommys boy faggot saying it, but innocent people are struck down by drunk drivers all the time. that guilt would give you PTSD for life
duiguy - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 20:27:05 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no doubt. i would probably have killed myself if i injured someone else in this accident. no joke. i felt bad enough as it was that the person i hit was unable to go back to work in his vehicle until i made a statement to my insurance company. after being made aware i was sick with shame, and promptly made my official statement.
James Fanham - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 09:13:34 EST ID:efnu0/F6 No.273155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also got a DUI in PA. Just do the ARD program if the narcotics don't show up. As long as you follow every step closely (its a total pain in the dick) you'll be good, and then you can expunge it from your record.

also, don't drink and drive.

BWD by Hugh Blackham - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:36:06 EST ID:Xo7qfDli No.271749 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last one is dead.

Let's get FUCKED UP and burn some bridges faggots.
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Sophie Bashtadge - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 06:05:44 EST ID:BnW41I2O No.273144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is the only place man. why does matt damon look so different from when he was young. flood deceted my asss
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 13:55:05 EST ID:hnIpmU2H No.273148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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224ml alc bump
near a bottle o vodka.
imma smoke dat joint!!
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 14:01:58 EST ID:hnIpmU2H No.273149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I watch this video smoking a joint
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 16:57:03 EST ID:hnIpmU2H No.273151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Of course I've seen Clockwork orange!" - me, who's actually seen clockwork orange.
4 10% beers and 2 4,8% beers dumpbump
Samuel Goodham - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:13:59 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this picture is some randos but they look really enthusiastic about drinking beer in a car surrounded by optical anomalies.

i am drinking vodka. sobieski. six shots deep.

Just wanted to say I care. by William Gunnerlad - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 23:20:39 EST ID:nCa7NBrZ No.273105 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I thought about checking out tonight, but I don't think I'm going to. Maybe shit will get better.

Love you guys, poppin a beer for all of you right now.
Angus Derryville - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:12:34 EST ID:ugjMip/S No.273116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I often think of killing myself. especially when I'm drunk. It is a weird feeling. I want to blow my brains out but I'm all happy about it. I guess it may just be mania. Obviously last night was not the night for either of us hang in there.

There is a sort of power behind knowing you can kill yourself anytime you please. It makes me feel strong because it is one thing I can truly control in this world. Also I love to drink and if I drink enough I time travel to a new day with new prospects. Cheers.
Sophie Chenkinbit - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 13:32:01 EST ID:gjGBhaG8 No.273117 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Don't do it Harald, your kingdom needs you!
Ernest Dubblestone - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 13:17:40 EST ID:jOr4WJuR No.273147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah​ for many people it gets better. It hasn't for me but I care less about a lot now so it's a bit less bad in a way.

Ironic stigmas by Hedda Serryketch - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 03:46:14 EST ID:fmf52vMc No.273060 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I always wanted to figure out this stigma but I never worked up the energy to care. That said... I'll passively do so here.

Let's say you're the type of person to think drinking cocktails is gay. But you're also the same type of person to use soda or something else as a chaser because rum is too much.

Why is the person drinking a cocktail a faggot but not the bitch using a chaser?

>irony at its finest.
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Charlotte Sinkinstone - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 02:40:03 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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drinking chasers = undeniable weakness
drinking cocktails = possible class
drinking straight liquor = life skills 101

Angus Derryville - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:06:13 EST ID:ugjMip/S No.273115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I often use coke to mix drinks. I then chase shots with said drink. I guess I'm a faggot but damn if doesn't taste good.
Hamilton Channingbadging - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 15:12:15 EST ID:eafg4DEA No.273125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can exceptions be made with drinking beer with liquor
Caroline Heffingdale - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:42:17 EST ID:fmf52vMc No.273131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Although im on board with you, I'm just exploring the idiocy of hypocrites, and trying to find some clarity. My old self is telling me not to waste my time.

Of course! I would even make a exception for a Sicilian kiss or a panty dropper.
Molly Herringnore - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 07:48:03 EST ID:pJA/NjA9 No.273145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I guess the next time someone says they'll take a jack and a coke, I'll say, "You jack cock? Knew it." but only if they're the type to think cocktails are for gays.

>but only if they're the type to think cocktails are for gays.

Thats the exact thing I would say to someone, but also only under the circumstance you described. I bet we'd get along, anon. Cheers to that!

What's your preferred night alone like? General chat. by Caroline Heffingdale - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:58:32 EST ID:fmf52vMc No.273132 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>80mg of Adderall
>24 bottles of Bitburger and Wernsegrüner premiums
>Nothing to do except game and chat

What's your guyses perfect night to yourselves with nobody around? Describe how you came about your desires with all chemicals and poisons.

I'm a lover of good coke, mushrooms, and Jäger with a freshly loaded bowl of hookah going at all times. Would love it more if I could have a bomb ass connection in the middle of a forest but for now im stuck with the city.

Anyways, I'm here because drinkers are usually more chatty and if I go to my preferred drug thread, I doubt anyone will be on 420chan while doing psychedelics, and if they said they were, I probably wouldn't believe them.
Frederick Shakefuck - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 08:07:15 EST ID:Ch+p7nZD No.273134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm a simple man. I like to get catatonic by myself when I finish work. I usually drink high ABV beer and sometimes I add a bottle of red wine if I haven't reached my 'peak'.

I'd consider myself a somewhat high functioning alcoholic. I was discharged from the military but went on to become an engineer. I can't deal with stress very well so drinking myself daily into a stupor has become the norm. I have dabbled in many, many drugs post discharge but I prefer the downers so I stick with alcohol.

My perfect night is chilling by myself binge drinking and watching random videos on YouTube.

It's kind of funny because I always lurker here for years when I was enlisted. And now here I am. Cheers all!
Ernest Dimblestud - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 23:32:32 EST ID:4Kan+HbT No.273141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Play some games while drinking whisky. When I start getting too fucked up to focus on the game I just keep drinking while listening to music until sleep. I do this almost every night and it's always nice.
Clara Pobberworth - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 03:03:50 EST ID:CiVcL0EC No.273142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I usually drink some beers, or have a few 7&7's while playing some video games.
Then at some point I get a little tipsy and don't feel like playing anymore, or can't really, then watch a show.
More often than not it's Star Trek, but sometimes I'll watch some other sci fi shows.

Sipping at work by Alice Drushshit - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 13:21:18 EST ID:2p7mizP3 No.271987 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do any of you occaisionally drink at work? I have a really easy, independent job. I would never make a habit of it. But I have a 12 hour day so I thought I might sip a vodka. Any tips on hiding the smell? I know it seeps out my pores.
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Jarvis Clayspear - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 01:35:34 EST ID:Bx73CzhQ No.272048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I work at a grocery store and sometimes drink 2, 3 drinks before work. Have had up to 5, but I don't like being drunk. A good buzz is nice, I'm too much of a pussy to actually drink at work though. I just slam a beer and a couple shots/maybe a glass or two of wine and brush my teeth. Easy peezy.

I stopped doing this recently as I don't want to develop a drinking problem, as I drink too much
Teenus Growthworm - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:52:11 EST ID:vDlzMDNb No.272072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I use phenibut at work, doesn't really get you fucked up (which is what you want while working) but its fully legal and GABAergic as fuck, so addiction is still a problem. Keeps the shakes away though.
Betsy Pomblefuck - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 09:09:23 EST ID:Mcw5t9q2 No.273135 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How does phenibut compare to xanax? I love xanax but I am not responsible enough with it so would prefer something lighter. That won't cause me to blackout land me in jail.
Cedric Wamblenotch - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 18:02:32 EST ID:huHEU1h/ No.273138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to work at a liquor store.

You're damned right I drank at work. One of those little half-of-a-half (100ml) things of E&J brandy in the bathroom every couple hours or so.
Cedric Wamblenotch - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 18:03:25 EST ID:huHEU1h/ No.273139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also come in hammered every day

Natural Light by Oliver Blupperfuck - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 18:45:28 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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6-pack of pints for $1, is this a normal price at Wal-Mart or what?

I've never bought beer cheaper than $4 for pints.

Shit this is cheaper than buying bottled water, how can I afford not to drink?
Fanny Pittson - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:17:19 EST ID:B3RvdE9b No.273127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn thats a hella good price, maybe they mislabeled it or something, drink up laddie
Jenny Sushwedge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 23:28:59 EST ID:14Ux1wsO No.273130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Probably mislabeling.

There was one summer where Sam's Club was pricing a 12 pack of hard cider for 3.99. I hate cider but i'll be damned if I didn't drink the fuck up for 3 months
Nell Dushbury - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 11:53:33 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, I'm going to go stock up on some more while it's a buck. This has to be some sort of odd mistake. Idk, since I've never bought beer from Wally world(they're always in the shit neighbor hoods).

Never had these before, and got to say, it's the least offensive beer I've ever had. My tap water has more flavor.
Cornelius Brangerkerk - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 17:14:43 EST ID:2rwDRKPu No.273137 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Drink them ice cold and it tastes even better than water

It's good to keep a few cases of these around so you'll have potable fluid in the event of a water crisis

Malt Liquor for a beginner by Angus Micklehood - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:19:30 EST ID:VmUjdaId No.271705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've never had malt liquor (elitists pls)

But what's one of the best ones if I want to try one?
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Albert Piblinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:21:00 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
heres some fag's blog post about 40's that i agree with mostly, except when he says st. ides sucks
Albert Piblinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:26:24 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273011 Ignore Report Quick Reply

drunk and forgot link nb

Phoebe Gacklelut - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:47:28 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bless you for your honesty sir, but we were all new to alcohol once.

by the first few years of drinking as a teenager, 40s and blunts became habitual.

nothing you had to say is incorrect, and i 100% agree with you, but blunts and 40s make for my favorite nights with friends.
Molly Sonkinchet - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:33:03 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.273058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>have a system where i take 10 gulps all at once, then breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth until the revulsion calms down

hahaha I used to do the same when I drink malt liquor every day, I would also regret buying 2 40s as well, tha tmust be common.

now I drink budweiser because i couldn't deal with the gasoline diesel taste and the gnarly stomach problems that went along with it
Walter Hucklebanks - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:46:58 EST ID:j6qqAgyZ No.273124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hurricaine is very under appriciated. 8% and tastes like a stronger lager with vodka added? Count me in. Steelies are good until you realize how sulfuric they are. Colt 45 while nice and bready is not as cheap as it used to be. I guess i'm not at the level of having to hold my nose and drink a 40z. 40oz is luxury beer compared to bum wine and liqour. If you really want a bargain go for bum wine or rotgut vodka. Beer is beer, and beer is good. Steel reserve is the worst and cheapest beer imo. Not at first though.

Wine by Polly Hindleridge - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:40:59 EST ID:C63dTaM9 No.272976 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone recommend a decent shelf red wine I can grab in a store?

Also I don't know anything about red wine. Can someone clue me in?
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Schepperschop - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 13:56:22 EST ID:tFMW3mF1 No.273002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about no wine.
Augustus Packlecocke - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 05:07:34 EST ID:ByQAWUOC No.273063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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idk if it's just my country but i swear every single store has different wines

just find which type of red wine you prefer and try all the cheap ones till you find one you like, like shiraz for a more peppery kind of wine and shit

personally i'm a merlot kind of guy, found this pretty good almost creamy one last time i had red, fuck i wish i could remember the name of it but my memory is so shit
Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 17:07:06 EST ID:tkHoBHxD No.273099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Apothic red is one of my favorite red blends. Delicious nutty flavor. $12 a bottle at Kroger or whatever

Rex goliath Cabernet Sauvignon is a good as well.

Gnarly head is a pretty good one

Fish eye is OK, not the best but worth trying.

I really like the bota box red blend and Cabernet as well.

There you go. Try those.
Hedda Blittingwell - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 16:40:04 EST ID:t5nrcAkj No.273121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gnarly Head Old Vine Zinfandel
14.9% ABV bright and acidic with spicy notes
John Grandbanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 19:39:12 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.273122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Barefoot is mad cheap and actually pretty good. My mom drinks a case of magnums a week.

Politics Survey by Shitting Burryshaw - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 21:09:35 EST ID:foWZyMy8 No.270091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, what's your politics, /hooch/?

I just realized after posting one myself and feeling comfortable about it, that more than once i've found images and posts in the BWD that evidenced clear sympathies for the far left.
It got me curious, so here's a nice quick survey on it.

>Drink of choice
>Left, Right or Center?
>Specific Ideology?
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Reuben Saffingstatch - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 19:14:29 EST ID:CiVcL0EC No.272971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For a while I couldn't figure out if he was a snake oil salesman or if he was just a loony. Still not sure. Probably a combination of both.
Henry Sashson - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 04:25:17 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.272996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Drink of choice
Cheap beer 90% of the time but I prefer hoppy modern ales.
>Left, Right or Center?
A little bit of all directions
>Specific Ideology?
Mostly nationalism. Economical politics are trickier but I'm leaning towards a pretty free market but funding important stuff like education and healthcare with taxes.
Henry Sashson - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 10:48:24 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.273000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You might have missed this (I'm not defending Hillary btw)
Henry Sashson - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 10:49:30 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.273001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Damn it I forgot the image
Matilda Blackshit - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 16:28:27 EST ID:+fj/FUHb No.273120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Louisiana, US
>Evan Williams, sometimes cider or sake
>Egoist ancom

happy st paddy's by Eugene Pucklehood - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 00:09:13 EST ID:yuEWtaX/ No.273054 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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make sure to drink irresponsibly
Charlotte Duckdock - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 18:46:54 EST ID:GKXs8Tg7 No.273073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm alone in my room drinking and watching youtube videos of other people drinking in other countries to feel like i have friends

current friend sim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfJExx4UfM
John Grandbanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 00:45:15 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.273110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol when all of /hooch/ is too busy getting drunk to reply to the drinking day thread nb
Betsy Fennerfug - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 13:38:11 EST ID:+6dgHW6D No.273118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Grea video, didn´t know South Koreans were such heavy drinkers

kill me by Clara Sanderfuck - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 10:13:11 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Those three hours until the booze store opens up.
Hannah Gerrygold - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 13:35:17 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.273094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
AH I remember those days, I'd literally pace back and forth in my apartment, try taking hot showers, ANYTHING to keep the racing heart at bay
William Bruddletudge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 13:43:28 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i feel you brother. the alcohol demon has harvested our souls. just let us have booze in hell
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 16:49:43 EST ID:VJUqaPLL No.273096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know these feels. luckily I'm above it haha
Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 15:17:31 EST ID:eJhTre0i No.273119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not. nb

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