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Hit by a truck by Jack Nazzlesed - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 16:32:56 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273041 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night, 750ml deep on bottom shelf whiskey, I walked out to thee dumpster to drop off some garbage. No shirt, no shoes because it's like 3m from the door. Within that 3m I somehow manage to lose my keys and am utterly unable to find them in the dark (it was after midnight).

I wait in the lobby for over an hour for someone to come and she flat out refuses to let me borrow her phone (probably due to my lack of shirt). So I start walking to look for a phone and dude I live in Canada so we're pushing -20 at this time of night with the wind.

On the way to the Gas Station I get blindsided by a fucking truck. Driver is worried as hell, gives me a jacket and a lift to my mom's place. My head is leaking like a faucet and I have awful roadrash due to the aforementioned lack of shirt.

Turns out I'm not gonna die and just needed some staples in my noggin, but I thought one or two of you might get a laff out of this mess. I can barely move today.
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Fucking Pizzleway - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 00:33:51 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude that crashed into me was really nice. He let me use his phone and kept saying how glad he was that I wasn't dead. I didn't think to call the cops or get his license plate number, but that's to be expected.

My buddy got hit by a car and made a pile of cash in a settlement. I'm pretty sure this one was mostly my fault though...
Matilda Nagglekack - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:06:16 EST ID:UVGCueAi No.273056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well. that is really a dangerous amout of alcohol. Like almost 2 an a half pints.
Likely you drank much less but maybe not. This is a fuck yourself up without
even leaving the house kinda amounts.

Just saying, it could have been even worse, if even the truck did not hit you.

Good luck anyway. Just drink a pint pint and a half at most, keep it minimal. Feel like
basic shit the next day regardless as the outcome, as oppposed to lacking
self-containment where things could go wrong pretty fast.
Charles Brellerlock - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:12:50 EST ID:dwyrBtHD No.273057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not OP, but have you ever heard the word tolerance?
Rebecca Sirringlock - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 22:36:38 EST ID:x3vLyEC3 No.273079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sure, the post explained it pretty well. Lost keys, girl won't let him use phone, bleeds all over the place with guy freaking that peson didn't literally die. Likely freaked mom out. One can drink far less than oblivion and would be better off for it and still get drunk just the same.

I have seen it all, heard it all.
Clara Sanderfuck - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 07:22:08 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If I didn't get locked out I would have finished my 40 of Alberta Premium that night. Tolerance is definitely a fucker. nb

>tfw by Nell Bleckleham - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 14:16:07 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.273040 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The sickest partying I'll ever experience is like 10 minutes from here by foot but when I arrive I just want to go back to the hotel.
I only have 2 beers (62 cl though) and barely half a bottle of vodka in my room which isn't quite enough but all the bars and clubs are so packed so there's nowhere to sit and it's really loud.
Maybe pic related could have helped but that's very far away and I don't want to buy anything here since I fucking hate dealers, the ones here seem really bad too.

I've had a bit to drink while out but now I don't know if it's time to give up. Even in my room I'm worse at drinking that back home.

What should I do? Can I be able to try to have fun while out? It seems unlikely to get temporary drunken friends here and I don't like dancing.

It's Bangla road in patong btw.
Jack Shakehall - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 19:17:39 EST ID:9VCOaQVE No.273045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i dont really know what you are talking about but i think you should drink as much as you possibly can and then decide what you are going to do
Graham Bibbledale - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 22:17:35 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.273050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe just ignore all this shit. I was​just getting sad that my alcohol consumption here​ hadn't been as high as I hoped yet and since I'm here alone I didn't have anyone to discuss my severe problem of being too sober with.
Graham Bibbledale - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 22:50:23 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.273051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I found it a little annoying that I didn't want to party since I wanted it before I went down.
I did drink everything I had but it turned out that I had already drank all the vodka so I didn't even feel it.

Twisted tea by Cornelius Cundlewell - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 14:08:08 EST ID:Cdtrzclz No.272826 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Picked up one of these for the first time today. Don't understand why these aren't more popular. They literally taste like a refreshing sweet tea with just a hint of malt liquor and they're 5%. I'm sure you feel like ass drinking a bunch of em but they're great for sitting out on the water
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William Clamblegold - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 21:11:52 EST ID:TmOA2ogG No.272972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Twisted Tea is cool 1 or 2 times a year when you're out day drinking at on the beach with some pretty ladies that are trashed after two of them.
Eliza Norringridge - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 06:19:38 EST ID:QxO9gXVq No.273037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great plan. Unless one did get drunk. It looks like that arizona tea.
Ebenezer Wellerkutch - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 11:44:38 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273038 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Also, no alcohol smell. Doesn't smell like beer or malt, doesn't even have a shitty premixed drink smell. Just smells like tea.
Cedric Hundersug - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 19:47:38 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good move would be pouring it into a water bottle with a lemon wedge, eventually someone's gonna see the label up close.

if i paid for a course i wouldn't take that much of a risk of getting booted out, ofc that assumes that anyone around you would give a damn that you had booze in the class.
Lillian Sullyford - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 19:54:35 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273048 Ignore Report Quick Reply

im pretty sure he was speaking about his high school days. what kind of dork tries to sneak booze into his college class lol

Tolernce by Lillian Pittwell - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 14:14:16 EST ID:qJrwnVH1 No.271569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long do I have to wait before drinking again, so I will not have tolerance?
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Matilda Goodway - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 13:15:15 EST ID:ohLEm7UR No.272982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well hold on. You made 2 points, the first about people always getting stupidedly high as possible and making fun of anyone who doesn't which I agree with.
That shit is a dumb pissing contest and people do it with everything. "I take 5 hits of acid!" or "I can snort enough ketamine to kill a horse".
It's not exclusive to weed smokers and I completely agree that if anything a tolerance is a hindrance.
We're all trying to get somewhere. Just like being able to drink 30 beers is impressive, but not very practical when you're just trying to catch a buzz.

That brings me to your next point about weed.
It's not just a tolerance build up, you get used to the state of being high. You're still effected but you learn to navigate activities with the high and it gets less weird. I've learned that this crosses over from and into other drugs too. Doing a ton of acid and DPT and a bunch of other drugs regularly allows you act more "normal" when high.
So I know the feeling you're describing, but that's not what it feels like to everyone.
I just recently switched from drinking everyday to smoking everyday and drinking like once or twice a month.
It feels way better than drinking everyday or even a few times a week that's for sure. Weather you want to believe it or not drinking that often will make you feel sick all the time and moody. I mean look at your vitriol towards weed ffs.
The idea that you get as high as you can handle then sit around brain dead all evening is stupid, but so is your second point that everyone who smokes does it.
Nigel Fuckingfuck - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 17:42:31 EST ID:UZ2Rvfis No.272985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you think smoking weed daily turns you into a mindless drone, try drinking every day for 4+ months. You'll be less functional than the so-called "stoner losers."
Jack Gillydatch - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:40:38 EST ID:J7VVn2C/ No.272991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I can't handle drugs so everyone who can is a loser
just go ahead and tattoo those X's on your hands
Jack Muttingwill - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 04:20:22 EST ID:wGPrJDHC No.273033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Pot however has crossed into the mainstream and as such is adopting the same kind of tolerance shaming that alcohol has, where someone will straight up mock you for enjoying yourself on less. Don,t fall for the taunts of people like this. People like this aren,t people who have gone too far, they,re in fact people who HAVEN'T seen the depths of addiction, people who naively think taking a lot of drugs is cool, because they haven,t lived through rock bottom.

Ain't that the truth. Coming from absolute rock bottom, booze is the final drug I need to get a grip of.

Booze helped me somewhat get out of that dark crevice so it feels weird that I need to strangle it. It's like killing a stranger who helped pull me from a fiery wreck.
Eugene Bunford - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 04:56:52 EST ID:+wP84pwO No.273036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cut your akcohol with different akcohol. Isopropyl works. Antifreeze alcohol, the alcohol used in automotive fluid works too, but if you drunk Fireball whiskey in america many timez you prolly fuckex cuz they use it to cut their shit. Only the metabolits are toxuc. Drink lots of normal ethyl alcogol to avoid death n stuff. They used to use it as a cure for antufreeze poisoning before they ibvented a pill that blocks the liver frim producing the enzyme that metabolizes any type of alcohol that is consumed.

If you can get that pills, call me and we will get alcohol ppisoning fron 3 tall cans togethdr

Indecisive fgts by Jenny Pedgelock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 15:43:50 EST ID:xEZhD5Rp No.272947 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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tfw can't decide between beer or liquor
Doris Sosslebury - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 17:59:55 EST ID:bD94CmCE No.272950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
beer all the way buddy
Albert Dimmerridge - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:23:35 EST ID:qztd4agp No.272951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
depends on what kinda day you want to be having.
Phoebe Gacklelut - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 22:21:48 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
liquor for accomplishment celebration or significant loss
beer cause it's a day/night and you wanna enjoy it
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Confession by Fanny Blatherwell - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 17:35:56 EST ID:OV5vWv4t No.272949 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I fucking love alcohol.

Every fiber of my being tells me I shouldn't like it: "it's bad; alcoholism is a disease, alcohol ruins lives and families, it makes you violent." No it fucking doesn't. It brings peace and serenity. It's liquid medicine for the soul. If anything it makes the violent voices shut up, you know?

I like to glorify weed, because it makes me feel like a kid again, and that's cool, and nice, and joyful. But alcohol, man. Death is our ultimate destiny, and alcohol is liquid death; if you can become good friends with the drink, surely death will welcome you with a smile?

I don't know anymore. I am a gullible liar!
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Fuck Nicklewater - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 16:06:51 EST ID:0hAop9+M No.272984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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well, Alan Watts did drink himself to death in the end.

But also yes, there are probably worse ways to go.

There's such a strange and wonderful place you can get to when you really drink to excess, and I try to exercise restraint, but often once my resolve is weakened by the first few drinks I end up pulled into that oblivious un-realm. I must have had alcohol poisoning a hundred times, though it's never put me in hospital, so maybe not?
Cornelius Wimmlewater - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 18:45:31 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.272987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only 100? Fuck you. And how dare you defame Alan watts: the man is a fucking guru. Alcoholism is also the best way to die because you don't have (get?) to experience old age. Sorry I'm fucking hammered.
Jarvis Fanfuck - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:48:17 EST ID:dwyrBtHD No.272992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Gurus" are just narcissistic faggots for the gullible to follow to instill some meaning into their empty lives
Albert Piblinglock - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 23:12:07 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Henry Sashson - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:56:10 EST ID:9VVI1D8O No.272995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm always suicidal so it's fine for me.
Too bad I'm such a lazy coward I'll never do it.

Entering a rehab program where they test for alcohol by Simon Sollytedge - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 23:32:41 EST ID:lYwM5Vzj No.272960 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have these "80 hour alcohol piss tests" that I have to pass. Is there ANY way that I could drink alcohol and still pass these tests, like drinking lots of water? Alcohol was going to get me through rehab since I can't use any other drugs.

If not, well then too bad for me. Continue to enjoy imbibing. Cheers.
Barnaby Drellylen - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 03:44:51 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.272963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, I've been there for probation. Got a little drunk one time and chugged shit loads of water, ate a bunch of food, all the things
Still dropped dirty, after 2 days. Those things are pretty fucking accurate, honestly better not to risk it
William Clamblegold - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 21:14:04 EST ID:TmOA2ogG No.272973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How are you going to bring alcohol into rehab unless it's outpatient?

GHB won't show up. Super easy to synthesize if you can find lye. Its basically being drunk.
Rebecca Poshson - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 20:20:43 EST ID:lYwM5Vzj No.272990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hmm, interesting. I'll have to look into that. Thanks for the tip.

Beer by Nignog mcfuckstain - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 06:15:40 EST ID:s7YHuInX No.272902 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup boozies
Anyone ever had pic related? Thinking about buying some,dont want to get something shitty. Hiw does it compare to, say, miller lite, which I like, and rolling rock, which I fucking hate?
Sophie Widgeshaw - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 15:37:45 EST ID:rxrGJF6/ No.272969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Minneapolis native here. It kicks the shit out of those piss beers. It's sweeter for sure but it's a step above. I recommend grainbelt nordeast. It's more of an amber tasting beer and barely more expensive.

DIY Absinthe by Edwin Cuggleham - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 19:28:43 EST ID:QPNV3QUi No.272865 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone here have experience making absinthe? I found 2 recipes for it on Erowid, but I thought before I try any of that shit, I'd come to you guys 1st
Samuel Clungerman - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 02:23:57 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.272882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't but you should read Rawbeer's posts on Drugs-forum. It's an interesting read.

Hannah Clommerdock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 03:21:45 EST ID:QPNV3QUi No.272962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks, dude.

Drinking and eating by Martin Sillersut - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 05:59:11 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272311 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For me, for whatever reason, I seem to have no appetite WHEN I'm drinking. It's like the alcohol in my stomach, combined with the want to drink more makes it so that the thought of eating isn't appetizing. The way I've always done it is get drunk, then eat, hydrate and go to sleep. Does everyone do it this way or do some of y'all like to eat while drinking? I know I kinda have a weak stomach so maybe that's my issue.
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Frederick Nobberketch - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 13:52:08 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272906 Ignore Report Quick Reply

christ alive, man. how did you feel the next day?
George Brebblewater - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 16:29:49 EST ID:3QWYzwWM No.272933 Ignore Report Quick Reply

His asshole was torn asunder.
Albert Minningkodging - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 21:06:07 EST ID:MmPFccKk No.272935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A glorious death for a glorious king 🌝
Clara Cheppershit - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 22:57:00 EST ID:uVrfsp5c No.272941 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eating and drinking ftw. My drinking habits were raised in a house where the social expectation was for you to take part in an oversized nightime meal. It was offensive to refuse, though you didn't have to overeat if you didn't want to. That may have just been the weed. Anyway, my point is that I've grown to like eating and drinking together. It all produces dopamine.
Isabella Gaddleman - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 22:37:32 EST ID:5OK5CYcE No.272956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I felt that first time in years few weeks ago when I drank and forgot to eat, ofc I was pissed af in the evening because blood sugar went down etc

Dongs by Isabella Brorrylit - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:45:25 EST ID:3Oo94Wz6 No.271577 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time I drink a beer the tip of my wang feels weird. Is this normal? It's just on the first beer for the night.
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Phyllis Blythehall - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 05:55:13 EST ID:rVukgqHL No.272857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I suspect Augustus was taking the piss.
Frederick Nobberketch - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 13:56:30 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they performed a radioactive tracer scan, eventually diagnosing my liver to be infected with the genetic disease

anyone who was fooled by this is not allowed to have any opinions on health or medicine
Charles Grimway - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 03:13:46 EST ID:260t6V4Q No.272924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah it's kind of like there's a little pee right at end of your pee hole
not on the tip but like inside the urethra at the tip
Angus Tillingbanks - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 15:12:00 EST ID:XcjMt/SE No.272932 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This is the best pasta ever. Holy shit.
Nigel Sushwell - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 17:32:54 EST ID:iweCh7wb No.272934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's called nuclear medicine. I have no idea what the fuck is going on in that post though.

KING OF DRANK by Hannah Nimmerway - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 01:13:26 EST ID:FWUhZZU7 No.272894 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The times of the /hooch/ republic are over. Finally, with the help of Darth Rex-Goliath, I have assumed control of this board. All future posts are at the risk of extreme spanking due to my iron hand. The 47 pound rooster guides us.

Wine master-race report in! I want to know your favorite cheap reds
Lillian Duckson - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 19:41:22 EST ID:pj3VnPyv No.272915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why was it renamed anyway? Drank is a shit name
David Bingerman - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 19:43:58 EST ID:9I3aUVdl No.272916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Heady cheap reds
>layer cake
>tamika's west weald (vintage 399)
To fight cp spambots. /drank/ is a shit name.
Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 20:00:22 EST ID:o5QIjxSR No.272918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the first day I've /drank / since about a week after New year's and it just so happens I got a bottle of rex Goliath Cabernet Sauvignon. Very good for like 6 bucks. I prefer apothic red but I was trying to go cheap as possible so rex won. Very good but I really like the nutty notes a red blend has that a pure cab doesnt have.

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