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Don't you look at me that way by Basil Nenkinham - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 19:12:49 EST ID:PQ70txIh No.273578 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Cause I'll be hanging from a rope
And I will haunt you like a ghost
James Cedgekere - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 22:55:45 EST ID:0FRSkPLQ No.273582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pgaglost in faguuggen in the toastst, an you wnerin what i am hapeepping making in happen.

Alcohol and my life by Hugh Nemmerbury - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 14:23:22 EST ID:+0F/AbOM No.273534 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just managed to finish a ski trip with completely burning my bridges with these people. Doesn't really matter except for one. Shame that one is a co-worker whom I will have to face every day.

It's hard to relate to people when you party whose alcohol habits are not based in a black nihilistic abyss of the soul.

Shitsux. Going to get drunk tonight. Any tips on how to stop getting completely insane when you overdrink or at least how to go off on benders without anyone noticing?
Jarvis Dickleford - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:05:01 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>how to go off on benders without anyone noticing?
Getting drunk alone.
Molly Closhfotch - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 14:32:59 EST ID:AosnAocM No.273549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Depends on the person really, but i suggest not over-drinking with friends around. It doesnt happen much but even i will get drunk and make stupid decisions at a point. Last time this happened im pretty sure i got lube on every surface of my bedroom. The key point is that i was alone, i wouldn't drink THAT much with people. And if i did i highly doubt i would do anything that would burn major bridges.

If it is a real real problem for you talk to your tightest buddy wherever you are drinking at and tell him to forcefully cut you off at a point no matter how much you want it.

Ironic stigmas by Hedda Serryketch - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 03:46:14 EST ID:fmf52vMc No.273060 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I always wanted to figure out this stigma but I never worked up the energy to care. That said... I'll passively do so here.

Let's say you're the type of person to think drinking cocktails is gay. But you're also the same type of person to use soda or something else as a chaser because rum is too much.

Why is the person drinking a cocktail a faggot but not the bitch using a chaser?

>irony at its finest.
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Molly Herringnore - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 07:48:03 EST ID:pJA/NjA9 No.273145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I guess the next time someone says they'll take a jack and a coke, I'll say, "You jack cock? Knew it." but only if they're the type to think cocktails are for gays.

>but only if they're the type to think cocktails are for gays.

Thats the exact thing I would say to someone, but also only under the circumstance you described. I bet we'd get along, anon. Cheers to that!
Simon Pinderforth - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:26:51 EST ID:Lzybpi9h No.273179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seriously I think most adults don't give a single fuck what another man drinks. I guess there's a pretty high percentage of immature assholes, but let them be them and start doing whatever you want instead.
I would order cocktails, it's just that it's too much money for the alcohol for me. I wouldn't care what people think of me I would drink them.
Ebenezer Draffingtid - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:08:46 EST ID:AosnAocM No.273500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the mature way to go about shit. I may make jokes with a dude if i am good friends but if it is getting the job done i couldn't care if the guy were drinking toiletwater and scotch. (well maybe toiletwater)
Thomas Purrysedge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 18:36:08 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.273513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you use more than one non-alcoholic ingredient you're a faggot because you care too much to bother finding more than one. I believe that to be the thought pattern, not that I necessarily agree with it. That's also why Long Island Iced Tea is considered one of the manliest drinks there is. Lots of alcoholic ingredients and only one non-alcoholic.
Shit Crindlespear - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:48:17 EST ID:q2y2eY0z No.273529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i remember one time i was so drunk i chased a shot with another shot. good shit, i remember waking up with an extreme case of heartburn after i passed ou though . that was really shitty.

louis theroux by Mushroom-Madness - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 05:29:37 EST ID:RW8+YO+l No.273496 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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All you hooch heads should watch this. Be safe and be happy.
Pic unrelated

Pic unrelated

Uncontrollable by Jarvis Singerfuck - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 09:31:38 EST ID:LvsX7mip No.273453 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I would drink alone more often if I just knew how to do it safely. If I were able to pass out I would be golden but no, every damn time I have drank alone in the past few years ( like 6 times total ) I have gone on a bender and being generally retarded. I get to that comfy spot and I stay there a few hours but then it always happens. Hitting that black out point and then consuming massive amounts more than I planned, being a general asshole etc..

Tfw not enough self control to have a couple of beers
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Nell Chabblesitch - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 19:53:07 EST ID:5MOqJmh1 No.273462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The first step towards being able to control something is to understand it.

This pic will help in that. You've got a (subconscious or conscious) tendency for autodestruction. How you overcome it depends on what causes it and on your personality.

Inform yourself more on this type of behavior (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-destructive_behavior) so that you can better combat it.
Edward Fuckinglock - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 21:59:51 EST ID:uBj5pHLc No.273466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nothing like slamming more then half a bottle of strong hooch to fuck yourself over hard.
Wesley Blannerstock - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 23:24:09 EST ID:joDhHvN3 No.273471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you wanna talk about a drinking problem you have or discuss what alcohol is better come here https://discord.gg/tmchsT9
Jack Hottingville - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 09:46:05 EST ID:AosnAocM No.273475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do what i do OP, Just don't buy enough to get to that point. I mean i am not that bad, but if i don't have work i go until i pass out. ONLY get enough to put you to comfy/passout zone. Don't go full retard.
Nicholas Mendleridge - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 15:34:05 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who are you being an asshole to when drunk alone?

Alcoholics anonymous by tweem - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:13:57 EST ID:joDhHvN3 No.273472 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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talk to other alcoholics like you an me for tips on making good drinks or just to vent https://discord.gg/tmchsT9

Alcohol doesn't feel the same to me anymore by Samuel Dezzledale - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 21:54:02 EST ID:SUJ0l0qz No.273465 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone experienced alcohol having a different effect on them over the years?
I'm 23, and from the time i started drinking until i was 22 alcohol was my favorite drug. It would make me feel warm and fuzzy and euphoric and i would drink any opportunity i had be it in the morning, at night, before school, whatever. I loved the stuff.
Just last year i experienced a sudden shift and now not only does alcohol give me no euphoria it makes my stomach feel bloated to the point where i can't drink more than 2 or 3 beers without feeling bad. To top it all off now if i start drinking and stop for a half hour to an hour i immediately begin to feel a hangover coming on, whereas just a year ago i could drink 10 beers in the morning and go about my day until i went to bed feeling perfectly fine. The only thing that's changed is that i started using opiates. I can see them effecting my perception of alcohols euphoria, but not any of the other things.
Any of you guys experience this?

Pic related, basically what my room looked like for years. On a daily basis from 19 to 22 i drank at least 1 6 pack of 16oz beers no exceptions and boy do those cans take up a lot of space
John Gonnerchag - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 22:06:15 EST ID:5MOqJmh1 No.273467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Samuel, EVERYTHING has a different effect on you over the years.

Life by David Hennerbanks - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 12:31:46 EST ID:e1qUg4OH No.273444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I drink because I'm numb, I'm numb because I drink.
Molly Bumblepen - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 13:59:44 EST ID:VgmuFKko No.273445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's the fucking truth. It really is a shitty cycle that gets worse as your life gets worse.
Eugene Busslepadge - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 04:31:28 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you should probably go to AA

AA LIQUOR that is
Eliza Fendlechure - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 21:19:46 EST ID:950WzLJV No.273456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the RIGHT step.
Hugh Drarrystick - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 22:26:12 EST ID:e1qUg4OH No.273457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the first to admit I have an alcohol problem,

alcoholism amirite by Barnaby Shakeshit - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 00:40:58 EST ID:K/DHTbyi No.273387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be trying to cut back
>finishing pint of vodka from yesterday
>mix it with mountain dew
>take first sip
>feel it cool my mouth with a sweet burn
>swallow and say out loud


>realize I just said that out loud and quickly close door
>3 minutes later get dm from roommate
>dude shut the fuck up

>reply sorry it's been a while
>realize how fucking gay that sounded
>take another sip
Lillian Sarringville - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 02:54:35 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.273388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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nigga i aint drunk enouth for this
Eugene Hudgekare - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:58:00 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
msg your roommate that it's alcohol and he wouldn't understand why this is right.

dude. cutting back and still being at pints of popov is progress.
Augustus Sigglelotch - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:22:51 EST ID:Oydw8aig No.273395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Popov was the first thing I ever got drunk on. About 11 years ago when I was 14 me and 3 other friends pitched some money together for a handle. I took a single shot to test it out before the kickback the next day, and blacked out lmao. I was skinny as shit.

Also fucked a drunk girl and lost my virginity the next day.

Good shit. Although she was on her period (I didn't know) and my sheets looked like a murder scene. Threw them in a dumpster by my house on my way to school a few days later.

irish drinks by Sophie Picklefield - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 15:22:08 EST ID:h8mz3/Li No.273381 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sipping on this while in the UK. rebel drink
Shit Segglebedge - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 16:46:20 EST ID:1FD53uOd No.273383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've never thought of mid-price whiskey as a particularly rebellious drink. The real rebels around here tend to drink Frosty Jack's.
Esther Blessleway - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 16:58:17 EST ID:bUUrX1df No.273384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think he means because it's Irish.

Any opportunity to be an elitist I suppose.
Shit Segglebedge - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 17:11:00 EST ID:1FD53uOd No.273385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bloody fenians

Malt Liquor for a beginner by Angus Micklehood - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:19:30 EST ID:VmUjdaId No.271705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've never had malt liquor (elitists pls)

But what's one of the best ones if I want to try one?
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Isabella Parringmadge - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 03:36:26 EST ID:lv7ylmlD No.273320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Two us half pints is more than a pint, not my much. 25ml? I think a 1.75 is 3 $ 12 half pints, off by like 25 ml. There are conversion charts.

If you get a handle fill up a bunch of empty half pints. Leave avoer a halfpint to a pint in the 1.75. Got to liquor store. Fill up half pints again, you are sure ito have an emergency half pint amd a halp pint to a pint let in the 1.75 bottles left for
in case you miss the store or are too bussed ir content to bother to go out again.

Look around fins an emergency pint if you fill those up as well as helf pints.
Frederick Candleville - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 09:53:32 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.273329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anaconda Malt Liquor baby
Nicholas Blackstock - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 20:19:17 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273335 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think at some point you drunkenly lost your train of thought and just started spouting words there.
Graham Fabbleson - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 03:58:08 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it probably makes more sense drunk.

think they mean splitting purchased liquor into multiple containers to ensure that there will be enough misplaced liquor around the house to get drunk in case you can't get by the store. normally it's annoying to misplace booze, using that as an advantage in the battle against sobriety is alcoholic genius.
Nell Murdforth - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:23:03 EST ID:Y1m2oXN/ No.273365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds right. Buy a handle. I think it is 3 3/4 pints. Have a bunch of empty half pints around. Start drinking on a handle, fill the empty half pints while doing so. Leave a bit over a half pint left in the handle.

A few nights later if drinking kind heavily, get another handle, refill some empty half pints, and a couple
of pints, leave some extra in the 1.75 again.

Next time nearing being out, get two handles, stash one handle right away at a different spot. Refill
the empties and still have some left in the 1.75. Should be even close to just less than a pint out
of it by that point. Whatever the case you are building equity, and when you open what you think is
a last half pint, look around and find another full pint, in the process find a full 1.75 or close to full

Not good for living but if you have time of doing nothing special then finding misc stashes is nice.
Once found a full 1.75 after finding a pint and an another half pint a said. I love you. Now I don't
have to go out. Like Personally I do not smoke weed much, but stash a bit here and there and
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Domino's first honest campaign ad by James Durringlitch - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 14:41:04 EST ID:2IB5nNIt No.273251 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"It's only good when you're drunk!"
Reuben Shakeforth - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 18:10:45 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.273358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But fuck you it is good.

Cheesy bread like how can you dis that?

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