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all in a day's work by Sophie Chacklehall - Wed, 30 Nov 2016 20:21:17 EST ID:Y50YIvO1 No.271266 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>have an argument with girlfrienf
>peacefully resolve the situation, kinda, still too wrecked too cope
>time to get fucked up
>200ml vodka and 3x750ml 10% Russian Champagne later
>roommate gets back
>actually more drunk than me
>tells me that he "respects me a great deal" and that he "prays for me everyday"
>falls like a log on the floor, tells me he's gonna puke and refuses to cooperate
>I drag him over to the bathroom, ain't gonna wipe the contents of his stomach off the floor next morning
>15 mins later neighbors force him back here after he decides he's had enough of the shitter and leaves it; too bad he tries to enter that one place he doesn't live at, and forces its denizens to haul him back here
>he now lies on his bed, mumbling about getting fucked up, while I contemplate acquiring more alcohol
eastern europe in a nutshelll
Nathaniel Blythespear - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 11:41:12 EST ID:yuEWtaX/ No.271271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hey baby

Nausea by Graham Fundlewotch - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 00:37:48 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.271227 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have constant residual nausea that gets better when they drink a little? Is this a part of alcohol withdrawals? If so how do i stop this madness?
Beatrice Pittfuck - Wed, 30 Nov 2016 06:41:09 EST ID:AjP9YBt+ No.271262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drimk a bit less. But sure, if drinking a bit stops the nausea it surely is part of withdrawals. Best bet is eating even if you don't feel good. Eventually your
nausea would be less. Over drinking though I know I will turn down food
but then actually starting to eat a bit, then after a while you should
be able to eat a whole dinner. At least you should eat as much as usual.

booze and money by joey mcfuckface - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 09:55:37 EST ID:PqEExkPU No.271182 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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was wondering how /drank/ affords their drinks? Me, i work as a security guard so that gets me by, i usually get ruskov 700ml vodka which is about 28 australian dollars.
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Gnarly McShitGoblin - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 12:13:19 EST ID:3HGjBYrs No.271187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not very picky when it comes to alcohol. Cheap wine tastes like sour ass and the hallucinations I get from it.. I don't wanna talk about.
I like cheap vodka as well and I've found that every alcohol tastes better after eating. even cheap wine.
I've drunk denatured alcohol and perfume. like a junkie. Not much tho because it is really really bad.
joey mcfuckface - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 12:31:39 EST ID:PqEExkPU No.271189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so your basically at the point where youll drink anything that has alcohol in it?
Barnaby Drecklefield - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 14:28:41 EST ID:PwCUR09m No.271233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Carling tonight
Augustus Drepperstock - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 21:40:20 EST ID:/UrdFSIs No.271240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a bartender. Usually drink a fifth of my daily wage on the job, then the rest of it after.
Augustus Crupperforth - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 00:09:47 EST ID:HYLWnvT6 No.271663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Deutschland I'm on my way refugees and terrorists be damned. I'm going on a bender in Berlin.

Jar men freund.

chasers by bittersalt - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 05:26:11 EST ID:RupYG+JH No.271151 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats a good chaser for vodka?
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Caroline Dummlefuck - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 00:16:20 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.271176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just use water.
Matilda Billingwell - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 02:02:15 EST ID:yBa4JNqY No.271177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just mix it with just about any soda
Martha Cubberchet - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 04:09:01 EST ID:uXqL+cRG No.271179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beatrice Bellerham - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 15:34:40 EST ID:mO1wwZgw No.271190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This, just about any soda/juice is a good chaser/mixer for vodka.
Frederick Moffingmuck - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 21:36:24 EST ID:WebYMRV0 No.271239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just mix drinks. 7-up, ginger ale. Cheap lemon lime store brand soda. Sports drinks go a long way, you can add ice mix it with vodka and half the amount of water as the sports drink. Drink water on the side. Sports drinks can be diluted quite a bit.

Toss ice water and flavor ice or popcicle in a glass. These go a long way.
There is no real reason to do shots of vodka unless it's good quality but
water alone works well. Club soda makes decent drinks.

necessity of airlock by Molly Blatherwater - Tue, 15 Nov 2016 22:47:33 EST ID:r82uAS4w No.271022 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So when making home-brewed alcohol, how necessary is using an airlock or baloon? whats wrong with just leaving the cap lightly screwed on so gas can escape and enter?
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Simon Crungerfoot - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 01:33:19 EST ID:MY1KmgUL No.271068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was under the impression that air was necessary for the fermentation process. Guess I fucked it up then. I've done this a bunch of times before with a balloon, just couldn't find any when I decided to start this bullshit.

How do I tell if it's fucked without tasting it and getting sick or some shit? As of yesterday it smelled normal, not nasty or anything.

Also whats the worst that could happen drinking something contaminated...?
Simon Crungerfoot - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 01:35:35 EST ID:MY1KmgUL No.271069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is actually a solid layer of froth/bubbles suspended at the neck of the bottle, could this maybe save it...?
Hannah Smallforth - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 00:42:21 EST ID:K44mnPpC No.271095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So can someone tell me how sick this might make me if I drink it??? It doesn't smell any different than it has in the past when I've done it correctly, and there's nothing in it that looks weird.

Am I gonna die if I drink it?
Ernest Panningridge - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 02:46:47 EST ID:YegmJzUM No.271149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Am I gonna die if I drink it?
>can someone tell me how sick this might make me if I drink it
who knows?

Try a sip when it's ready, if it doesn't taste obviously rancid or putrid try a glass.
If that doesn't make you puke then you should be fine
Frederick Deffingman - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 15:33:27 EST ID:2a3uwDVy No.271157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ended up doing basically that before you replied, it actually tasted good compared to times I've done it in the paste, like very weird soda. I guess I added a lot more sugar than I needed, when I've done this in the past it has tasted really bad, this time it wasn't. So it was fine I guess, never got sick.

Push it by Basil Nickleshaw - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 12:22:42 EST ID:z84GWwES No.271054 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fellow alcoholics this is the event horizon for me. I must lay off the booze for a while (let's say a few months).
As the smart italian I am I down an average of 2 bottles of red wine (75cl / 25.3 oz - 13% abv) through out the day: i.e. from 5 pm to 1 am. Sometimes I buy a bottle of vodka and get smashed, but that only occurs on special occasions, waking up with a little to no hangover (that lasts a few hours anyway). I can't remember the last time I stayed sober for an entire day.

I started drinking at 16 and I'm 28 now and we're talking about 3 years of "real" addiction more or less. I know it's not an insane amount, but still. Do you think I'm going to get withdrawals like DT if I quit cold turkey or am I just being paranoid? Should I taper it off with beers?
Now, I can go cold turkey but I fear health issues. I'm puzzled.
What's your advice? Thanks
Augustus Dorringgold - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 13:31:23 EST ID:7vhUHhSk No.271057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try it and see what happens. The fact that you're already hesitating to try probably means you'll need to taper. It always geta easier after the first few days. Good luck
Alice Blatherhood - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 13:41:48 EST ID:z84GWwES No.271080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, here. If anyone is interested, yesterday I tried cold turkey and around 9 pm I started to have anxiety while sweating badly and hands were also shaking. So I went to buy 4 tall cans of standard macro lager and managed to fall asleep around 5 am. Woke up at 10 am today, not hungry, still anxious, no auditory hallucinations or anything. On the way back from work I'll buy 3 beers instead of 4 and see how it goes.
Better than I was expecting so far
Basil Crerringman - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 17:19:07 EST ID:CotZpHVh No.271110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i drink about the same as you daily and i get the shakes, sweats and short spells of extreme nausea and vertigo when i don't drink, my heart rate spikes during these spells as well, i think this might be a partial seizure
no delirium tremens
i think i might have had 2 grand mal seizures but maybe i just fainted and happened to bite my tongue, i dont know cuz i was alone when it happened but both times was at the tail end of huge benders
i would say taper off to be on the safe side but ive been trying to taper off since 2012 so you might want to ignore me and seek some professional help in quitting

if you were getting a proper medical detox they'd probably give you chlordiazepoxide or valium or klonopin in reducing doses for 1 week but they have long half-lives so build up in your system so if you plan to taper with booze i think youd probably want to do it over a longer time period.
ive tried tapering with benzos at home but i just end up drinking anyway and getting extra fucked up. i used to have a massive benzo habit though and kind of just swapped to booze, i wish i didnt though because alcohol is taking a toll on my health

sorry if im rambling, best of luck dude
Wesley Furrysag - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 22:42:40 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.271119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We need more people like you to post thank you.
Augustus Wibbergold - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 22:19:50 EST ID:8TFC6dTO No.271146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was pretty much the same level as you too.. was on the sherry toward the end. i tapered over a couple weeks with these shitty beers called "uberbrau" that were exactly 1 standard each. started on 6 a night and decreased by 1 a day.

physically it felt like there was no withdrawal, mentally was another story. before this i'd tried a valium detox from the doc but yeah, just lead to me getting drunk as well.
i think you have to find your own path in this kind of shit, if you do it according to someone elses plan it doesnt seem to flow.

also, do other activities.

babby's first liquor by Alice Lightworth - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 01:44:13 EST ID:uNPVjhEv No.271051 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been able to drink again recently, after quite some time.
However, I've only been able to drink beer and wine.
I miss liquor, or at least some liquor, and I'm curious.
Is there such a thing as easing yourself into harder drinks? And if so, what would I need to do?
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Jenny Hattinghedge - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 12:51:55 EST ID:YatRRLLk No.271055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So you're saying that it is not a curse to not be able to drink hard liquor, but it may in fact be an advantage, because hard liquor will fuck me up worse?

I think I understand.
Augustus Dorringgold - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 13:28:15 EST ID:7vhUHhSk No.271056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forcing yourself to do it just to be cool will only end in misery, thats for sure. Like any other drug though the more you consume it the less it will affect you, so yes if you start off just sipping a few nights later you'll be able to handle full drinks. Booze is easy to rush into because getting fucked up is fun but it also gets out of hand very quickly when you're not used to it.
Henry Baddlemitch - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 00:38:02 EST ID:pu/vAf6l No.271065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i come from a long line of alcoholics, but both my dad and my older brother gave up hard liquor because it just leads to trouble and they stick to getting drunk off their asses on beer. i think it's a pretty normal thing, it's like a safety measure for people who like the taste of a drink but don't wanna go overboard. i'm kind of the same way these days; i usually start off on the beer or the wine and if i feel like i want to go to the next level i dip into the vodka or the whiskey, but by then i'm filled up on beer so i don't drink a lot of it
Wesley Furrysag - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 22:37:58 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.271117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Beer is better in all ways. However if you had a problem with liquor before and that is why you are hesitant, drink it mixed, mix pussy amounts i guess. Like take what you want to put in, and half it. Every time. Of course this is impossible if you had a problem with liquor previously though.

I say drink beer, wine for when you are feeling saucy.
Isabella Cemmlesteck - Mon, 21 Nov 2016 04:22:49 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.271122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just get some decent whiskey or gin or whatever and pour up to your middle finger in a small glass, then sip your way through it, making sure to swish it around your mouth a bit. once you feel drunk, put the bottle away, finish whatever is left in the glass, and call it a night. that'll at least help your senses of taste/smell acclimate to high-alcohol drinks. plus starting slow lets you get used to the faster onset of intoxication.

and don't do this shit every night, learn to handle yourself if there's good cause to drink, without depending on booze to enjoy your time from day to day. be the person that can drink like an alcoholic fish when called to do so by social demand, and still show up to work on time looking like a paradigm of normality.

>Beer is better in all ways.
fuuuuck no. beer is equal greatness to distilled spirits. only difference is beer is 1000x better for washing down good food. imagine chomping down a couple mouthfuls of a just-cooked burrito and taking a gulp of gin-and-tonic to clear your throat.

nice by Thomas Fogglespear - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:53:58 EST ID:iTDS0rha No.271111 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>drink gin and tonic for years
>try whiskey and tonic instead

holy shit, why isn't this a thing?
Gnarly McShitGoblin - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:18:57 EST ID:t1JvY1HE No.271113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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because you are an alcoholic and have no taste
drink gin tonic
it's the best
Gnarly McShitGoblin - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:35:12 EST ID:t1JvY1HE No.271114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I cant stand that her legs look so amputeed
here she is standing up
I am autist
Wesley Furrysag - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 22:39:42 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.271118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im interested and must try this sometime soon. Sounds.... promising.
Shes hot both ways and on a fucking building with wind blowing up there and shit.

Grossest shit you've done while drunk... by Eliza Cracklecocke - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 12:04:41 EST ID:uAYiFQ3o No.270941 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I've seen threads on "dumbest shit you've done while drink" but never the grossest. I mean, I kind of expect that most of the replies will be a long the lines of "lol I fapped or "threw up on self". But grossest could also refer to some raunchy, greasy shit you've said or done (examples: Pranks you've played on your friends, breaking something and then hiding it, being trashy and trying to get with your a mate's significiant other, etc). Be creative, lol.

I'm just start the thread off with the obvious, which is that unfortunately that once in a while If trashed I'll pee into a glass or bottle, so as to avoid fucking falling down the stairs on my way to the bathroom. Never again.
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Walter Geggledock - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 01:03:46 EST ID:DTEzbSm6 No.271097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I cant read
Augustus Sammerstock - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 01:25:33 EST ID:k8YejPYL No.271098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know people usually doubt these but, lotta fucked up shit in the world, that I had no involvement in, I'm just joking, or maybe I'm not, or maybe I am, or maybe I'm not
Graham Wockledale - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 01:36:33 EST ID:uAYiFQ3o No.271099 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm fucking dying...
Graham Wockledale - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 01:41:59 EST ID:uAYiFQ3o No.271100 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Lol my house mates and I once convinced my brother to fuck an apple pie... after a smashed discussion of American pie, but how the shape of a a pie from Mcdonalds would be more enjoyable due to the shape. Cue us going to the drive through at 2am, then we kind of get distracted for a while while my brother dissapears. He comes downstairs about 15 minutes later in nothing but a towel and just says, "Well... that was interesting."
Polly Goddleham - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 22:45:30 EST ID:iTDS0rha No.271162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get help

Getting Drunk for Cheap: Washington Edition (aka what the fuck WA booze taxes) by Polly Dunderfick - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:48:18 EST ID:w+oJGQFq No.270820 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello fello alcoholics. I've recently moved to Washington, and I'm liking it so far. Rain doesn't bother me, so that's a non-issue, the people are great, and legal weed is awesome.

But one thing that fucking sucks is the liquor tax. Not only is all alcohol taxed at 20.5%, there's an additional liquor "liter" tax that costs $3.77 per liter, regardless of the base price. An $11 handle of Taaka just cost me almost 20 bucks, what the fuck.

Wondering if there are any other boozers in Washington here that have found any good solutions to this problem. I've considered making booze runs to Idaho or Oregon, but I live in the seatac area so neither are that close. I can only imagine booze costs in Canada are worse, but correct me if I'm wrong. That's still a 2 hr drive though.

Thought about brewing but I live in a tiny apartment. If i can do something about the smell though, it's worth a shot.

Buying on the internet? My billing address is in CA. Does that help? Maybe there are sites that can help me get around the taxes? I used to buy cheap cigarettes from Russia for instance, but cigarettes seem like an easier affair than alcohol.

Right now I'm thinking Portland is my best shot. Like 2.5 hrs, plus Portland has other cool shit. Idaho's booze tax is cheaper than Oregon, but that's a solid 4.5 hr drive.

I've been spoiled on booze prices most of my life. Lived in Japan too, where I'd buy 4 liter jugs of whiskey for $25. Damn I miss that (though not the price of weed there, $60 a gram god damn).

tl;dr how to get cheap alcohol cheap when living in seattle.
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Augustus Greenstock - Tue, 15 Nov 2016 15:46:57 EST ID:UxaKPSeh No.271005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Two options,
  1. Buy from a reservation (http://dor.wa.gov/Docs/Pubs/Spirits/SpiritTax_Tribes.pdf). I do not believe they have to pay State taxes (but they may still mark shit up)
  2. Live on the border with Idaho and buy from there, Idaho is state controlled but its significantly cheaper.

WA is a great place in general though
Augustus Greenstock - Tue, 15 Nov 2016 15:48:33 EST ID:UxaKPSeh No.271006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh forgot to add, if you have like 12 hrs of free time and roughly $50-100ish dollars to burn on gas you can do a huge liquor run to Idaho if you live on the west side. Might be worth it depending on how much you drink.
Augustus Greenstock - Tue, 15 Nov 2016 15:51:52 EST ID:UxaKPSeh No.271007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok tripple post b/c booze but I come with info.

Here is the deal w/ indian reservations selling booze
Sales of spirits by tribal off-premises licensees (e.g., a tribal retail store) located
in Indian country, to the tribe and the tribe’s enrolled members/citizens in their
Indian country, are not subject to the spirits taxes. However, these tribal licensees
must collect the spirits taxes on sales of spirits to non-Indians and non-enrolled
tribal members/citizens

So maybe you can get a indian friend to hook you up or find a store that is very 'fuck the system' and wont collect the taxes on the white man
Fuck Goodspear - Fri, 18 Nov 2016 15:28:29 EST ID:w+oJGQFq No.271084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get indian friend, got it.

tried looking into the everclear thing but it's like 35 bucks for a fifth (before taxes) and onl 65% or something. not worth it.
Caroline Sullybanks - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 16:36:21 EST ID:ZXp8quDS No.271193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
here in canadaland they get a good discount on gas and smokes too, so yeah someone with a status card can save a shit ton, and hell knock someone up and get a cavalier knock someone up 3 time and get an astro van .... cause hey were a conquered people you know 3 to 4 generations ago.

babby's first liquor by Eugene Gorryhone - Wed, 16 Nov 2016 18:40:22 EST ID:vBJe6E7a No.271044 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was only able to start drinking again recently.
However, I was only able to drink beer and wine.
I miss whiskey. Among other things.

What would be the best liquor for someone trying to ease their way back into it?

Booze Nose Bleeds by Molly Bellyfane - Tue, 15 Nov 2016 23:32:19 EST ID:3riOy1B8 No.271023 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a 22 year old type 1 diabetic who has drank heavily for over two years just about every night. The last two days I've had pretty intense nosebleeds happen unprovoked, am I dying or just webMDing too hard?
Albert Sumblebanks - Wed, 16 Nov 2016 01:53:30 EST ID:ajKmL2bu No.271029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The weather is getting more dry and you're dehydrating yourself, drink more water.

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