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A bee flew in my beer :( by Sidney Happerchune - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 13:45:41 EST ID:OzcgXK49 No.272016 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever set their drink down outside and had this happen to them? Fucker flew right in the neck of it and I almost took a swig. Smacked at the bottle a few times to try and make it fly out but some beer got on the bee instead and it ended up drowning. Must of been a fine way to die, submerged in some tasty lager, what a lucky bee.
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David Murdway - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:12:19 EST ID:2fwRy97B No.272400 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol nigga the nasty humid bug-riddled fetid rotten south is most certainly NOT an accurate representation of anywhere else in the country.
Martin Clevinglodging - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:37:42 EST ID:hYMSW9PN No.272427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
friend got a hornet in his beer once. motherfucker watched it drown and then finished the beer with the hornet still in it. god i miss him
Shit Pickwater - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 17:06:59 EST ID:FjKjVIvW No.272504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reminds me of my favorite joke about the Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sitting in a bar together and a fly lands in each of their beers.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scott picks the fly out and keeps drinking like nothing happened.
But the Irishman picks his fly out, brings it up to his face and yells "Aye spit it out you damn winged bastard!
Graham Crudgepone - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 19:04:33 EST ID:ah4vHGV2 No.272507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've heard that same joke but it's the Scotsman who did that. For some reason Scots are usually depicted as being very frugal and tight with money. There's other jokes about ol' jock finding some crutches and breaking both his legs so he can use them.

Here's a whole bunch of them http://www.rampantscotland.com/humour/blhumthrift.htm

This one gave me a chuckle
>It is rumoured that the entire population of Aberdeen took to the streets with an empty glass in their hands when the weather forecaster said there would be a nip in the air.

I've never really understood it tbh, but I guess most cultural stereotypes don't really make much sense in reality.
John Clarryhitch - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 15:36:08 EST ID:HsBi5GBG No.272655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Once I was drinking a beer and a scorpion fell in it.

Its drink time and I'm halfway out by Oliver Hibblefodging - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 00:01:46 EST ID:ZBIsW9G8 No.272596 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Show me something fun
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Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 02:08:21 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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George Pizzlewure - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 04:54:13 EST ID:UPOUW8rY No.272616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
godamn that looks tasty
Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 11:39:39 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>mfw after nightcapping with tons of food
Jack Wunningkine - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 20:15:14 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.272626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Functional Alcoholism by Hannah Cloddlebury - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 02:30:10 EST ID:a9jYqQRr No.272521 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>What does it take to be a functional alcoholic:
>Meetings No
Good Food
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John Pennerwell - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:14:51 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could someone explain to me in detail what alcohol w/d's are like. How does it feel when you wake up and how long does it last? I've felt super foggy headed when I wake up and jittery lately.
Huckle Berry Fin - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:34:53 EST ID:uynghS3z No.272559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're going to need a STAR GATE PORTAL
Beatrice Fuckingson - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:01:21 EST ID:JxSaxNRp No.272562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had mild to moderate withdrawals before, several times. Had them today, as a matter of fact. Your wake up with your heart racing for no reason. You feel anxiety for no reason. It's basically the reverse of being drunk, but with some extra stuff that sucks. You're sweating and shaking. You're scatterbrained and have trouble thinking straight or focusing. You're probably depressed and emotional and easy to upset. That's as far as I've gotten. For me, it's lasted a day or two or three, slowly fading out as long as I don't drink. Of course, if you drink, you start to feel normal again as soon as the alcohol enters your blood stream and circulates. I'd recommend against that. Maybe you're aware of this, but alcohol withdrawals can fucking kill you if they're bad enough or if you have a weak heart or some issue like that. It's one of the only drugs like that, along with benzos, which have a similar action to alcohol.

If it gets really bad or you're worried your body can't handle it, you can go to a doctor and tell them your situation and they should have medication you can take to make it less dangerous. That's what I heard, anyway.

Withdrawals suck. No two ways about it. I was doing some googling about it once and found an article telling how you can probably avoid them. Don't drink every night, or if you do, keep it to four drinks or less. Four drinks, right? Easier said than done if you're an alcoholic. The other strategy is to take at least a few days off from drinking each week. Basically, you need to give your body time to fully recover from the effects of alcohol. Not just the initial toxic effects, but the fact that the nervous system (and the body in general) adjust over time to the presence of alcohol. There's a lot of good science behind it. gulps cheap whiskey and water
Charlotte Hesslefoot - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:09:07 EST ID:U1nTurv+ No.272567 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I drink a bottle of malbec and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon every night with a pack of cigarettes to balance it out. I'm functional and could quit any time I wanted if it weren't for the panic attacks
David Granddock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 20:06:41 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay, appreciate the post brother.
I know that it can be really bad, just trying to gauge where I'm at.

It seems that you can be an "alcoholic" for me, I'm pretty sure that I am, because I feel the need to drink almost every night, I guess I'm just not severe enough or far along to want to day drink all the time, and I'm guessing that's the part where it really starts to get real. For now, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing which is 4-10 drinks a night with a break every few nights.

Homebrew by Angus Brebblekutch - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 11:47:54 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272499 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Will any brew fams check out my list and tell me if im doing it right. My main consern is the yeast. Will it work?

Condoms (Air lock)
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Hamilton Gackleworth - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:22:54 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
for the solids, which produce sediment, I guess you could filter them, but I just leave the dregs for last when siphoning from the carboy into bottles and it's not a big deal for me.
Phineas Gipperpotch - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 13:43:55 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well I bought the DADY yeast found it from a seller for $9.18 free shipping. How much yeast do I add?

Half spic faggot here, you too? I live about 30 mins out from any store that sells
goya but might take the trip.

I hope it dosent take a whole month.

I don't mind sipping a few floaters or yeast but I do plan on siphoning it so I can make another batch.

Ok so now I have my pound of sugar comming and I plan on going to the dollar store to buy 10 pounds of sugar and a few gallons of 100% juice. I think I get cranberry, apple, and where else they have I want to have alot brewing. I have a spare fridge that I want to fill up with my brews.
So now 2-3 cups of sugar and 12 grams of yeast per gallon amirite?
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Thomas Dartshit - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 09:44:21 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yah, but sediment is more of an issue the smaller the scale you do. So if you're just doing a gallon or two, the sediment can get out of hand pretty fast.

But yeah, not a big deal.

>Half spic faggot here, you too?

>So now 2-3 cups of sugar and 12 grams of yeast per gallon amirite?
Yeah, that'll kick some ass. A teaspoon of yeast can easily brew 5 gallons. If you're just doing gallon batches, a pinch will work fine.

>100% juice.
Check ingredients for preservatives. Malic acid, ascorbic acid and vitamin C are all A-OK. Anything with "sulfa-" in the word is bad.
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Ernest Gendlenock - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 21:28:24 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forgot to add the legal Rican one not that other kind MAGA

So the company that I ordered the yeast from was from the same state so I got nextday shiping. I Didn't even think to look to see how far away from me they were.
I was so excided it came the next day that all I had in my head was I need Juice and I need juice now. So I went to the Target nearst me and all I could remember reading and hearing was no preservatives. So I ended up getting cran oceanspray 2 3 liters. I was in such a rush to get home to make this I grabbed 1 diet I just added a little more sugar to it hope it'll be ok.
So I put in about 1 cup per liter on the non diet and about 3 1/2 in the other and 2 tablespons of yeast per 3 liter.
I think I fucked up im getting alot of foam out of them.

Anyone is this bad?
Isabella Pickham - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:20:13 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ya fucked up with the diet, but it should work fine.

>getting alot of foam out of them.
It's working.

Wine by James Dicklewater - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:39:38 EST ID:hiHqrOxC No.272334 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Drinking some cabernet sauvignon and eating Danish blue cheese. Mmmm...

If I bought a bottle of good wine this year and saved it until I was 50 years how much would it be worth?

General wine discussion because this place needs more class.
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James Huckleridge - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:56:30 EST ID:+fj/FUHb No.272449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i like chardonnay. i'm a p big fan of cider, and the flavor of chardonnay kind of reminds me of some dry ciders i've had.
i usually only get wine if i need it for a recipe though.
George Piblinghet - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:05:13 EST ID:bBVgskl6 No.272461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i've got a bottle of red from my birth year (91), how much longer do i potentially have before it goes bad(?)
Heathcliff Dale - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:46:04 EST ID:cliyRR7L No.272466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

As long as the bottle is sealed, it shouldn't go bad at all until it is opened. If it takes more than a day to finish the bottle, always put the cork back on until it's empty. You'll know it's bad when starts looking and tasting like vinegar.
Sophie Drivingtod - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 00:18:24 EST ID:Tfva8M5Q No.272479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean, is there a difference between any two random, $20 bottles of wine? Absolutely. So this goes beyond just cheap/expensive.

Will you be able to detect the difference? Probably not without training (i.e. drinking a lot). For example, if you've never had steak before can you tell the difference between a shitty flank steak and a nice, marbled one?

But the difficulty kinda start here. Take anyone off the street and give them shitty, bottom shelf orange juice and compare it to fresh squeezed, in-season OJ. I think most people, even if they havent had OJ before would pick the 'superior' product. Wine is not that obvious.

Pick a product that you like and drink up, as you get comfortable with your tastes branch out and spend more just to see what its like, if you don't think its worth the price difference then keep to the cheaper bottles
Hamilton Gackleworth - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:11:58 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like wine, it's a mellow buzz/

Try to do it well by Dream - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 13:58:51 EST ID:CgQ9yatE No.272488 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You can do these works and drink alcohol by the same time:


morning after by Esther Sinnerhidging - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 08:54:56 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You ever gotten so drunk that you wake up and have to reach down and dab your butthole to see if its leaking cum?
Martha Sillertut - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 22:12:54 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spilled alcohol, vomit, rancid food, drool, and urine are occasional concerns when i arise from a drunken stupor, however not being amongst the ranks of the homosex, i cannot say i've ever thought of checking for cum
Nell Drangernot - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 22:48:41 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well you should start. You never know.
Phoebe Cembleway - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:57:45 EST ID:bD94CmCE No.272477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you got raped faggot

Organ Pain by Martin Crindertirk - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 00:40:10 EST ID:wrid5fT1 No.272345 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's happening more frequently and I'm getting worried. Is it time to give up the good fight brothers?
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Barnaby Boffingbury - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 07:03:14 EST ID:HtyCNzsw No.272409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do some people take pride in not understanding what someone says in their native language?
Nathaniel Clummletack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:20:37 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean technically it's a French loan word, mate. English is a good Germanic language, not that Romantic shit.
Eugene Gimmerfuck - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:05:29 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't ever play apologetics for morons
Esther Sinnerhidging - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:13:45 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God damn you're a tryhard.
Martha Sillertut - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 21:19:02 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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or i was just fuckin around drunk typin funnee werds, didnt think anyone would even give a fuck. excuse me while i try too hard

Drunk by Emma Dizzlehuck - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 05:49:53 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.271949 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think I pissed myself yesterday but I can't clean it up because I don't know where I did it.
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Phyllis Sengerchidge - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:33:31 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I piss the bed every time I drink now...it's almost inevitable.

I never used to either.
Clara Fepperham - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:40:39 EST ID:mfzxq5jS No.272433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a kpin experience where I took 6mg without any tolerance and, this was like 6 years ago, my sister and her boyfriend and baby who were living with us at the time for over 2 years suddenly moved out the next day. I had mentioned the day before how I couldn't stand them living there any more because they lived in the basement with me, but I blacked the fuck out and woke up the next day and they were leaving and no one has talked about it since. I honestly have no idea what I did, but I feel like I freaked the fuck out and possibly realized how fucked up I was and figured it was dangerous for them to be around with a baby or something. I have no clue, but given I've gotten belligerent on xanax twice after this occasion, I'm inclined to believe I had done so in this situation too. I've never really been one for benzos, but the few times I've used them have all ended badly or with me blacking out because I always take too much of everything, so I generally avoid them.
Clara Fepperham - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:41:57 EST ID:mfzxq5jS No.272434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They probably figured out how fucked up i was*
Ernest Sundlefane - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 10:54:31 EST ID:rrNaJtoZ No.272439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alcoholic incontinence. You're killing your bladder (and other organs). Pissing yourself is not normal at all. I know you don't care though that's why you're doing what you do.
George Piblinghet - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:16:02 EST ID:bBVgskl6 No.272462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn man clonazepam is the king of all benzos, i've binged on them before and there's a lot of scenes missing, it's the half life that does it like if you dose high enough you're fucked for such a long time, i've taken rohypnol too.

recurrent ideas when your drunk that never last by Thomas Clocklemedging - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 20:08:05 EST ID:y0c17abb No.272236 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't really care about politics sober or on anything but when I drink for some reason I get really classic left-wing like pic related

anyone else experience this?

like I just shotgunned a tallboy and I've been listening to Bella Ciao on repeat for the past hour

really can empathize with and love leftist resistant movements mostly

not much for neoliberalism drunk or sober
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Angus Hemmleville - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 02:39:11 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>neoliberalism slip out and they just laughed and told me to stop using 'internet words.'
calling the dominant economic system since the 1970s internet words??? smh. nb because sober.
Rebecca Fingerbanks - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:19:09 EST ID:+37jDY+u No.272415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wouldn't say I get explicitly political, but I to tend to drum up the energy to defend my position or attack another.
Whereas when I'm sober I don't care enough. It's kind of nice actually giving a shit about something sometimes.
Jack Famblebat - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:41:34 EST ID:VtZRWR1R No.272420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I often talk politics when drinking, but that's because many of my friends are into it as well. It's extra fun when I meet people I know are neoliberalists and we have a civil discussion on capitalism vs various forms of socialism or whatever, branching off into history or philosophy in the process. We often end up agreeing on a lot, actually.

If there's one thing I've learned from discussing politics while drunk is that we're not that different from each other. We all usually want the same things in life, but the media and social media in particular polarizes the discussion and sows division.
Thomas Samblestock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 12:14:50 EST ID:3xMMXtnk No.272425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Almost every time.
Getting drunk makes me feel less unwilling to be analytical. Most of the shit I say is retarded but I feel great in the moment because I'm actually thinking even if it's half-baked. Then I regret it when I sober up like I've committed some horrible act but usually it turns out no one cares except me.
Lillian Wommerhall - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:22:54 EST ID:/R5SfiXx No.272426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes when I'm drinking on 420chan, I get this idea to go on /drink/ and spill the beans about the 24/7 open bar ("open" as in "free") tucked away at /1701/. It's the only board on 420chan that has its own microwave-sized transporter fully equipped with pattern buffering, heisenberg compensation, refrigeration, and El-Aurian bartending.

Budweiser by Eliza Cemmerville - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 12:34:31 EST ID:4enBSmXR No.272076 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why do Americans make such a meme out of how shitty this beer is? I'm in England but you can buy it here, never bothered because of how bad everyone says it is. But it's the only beer my dad buys so I had one and thought it was pretty good. Am I a fucking plebeian or do Americans have way higher beer standards or yknow what's the deal

It's way better than any of our "cheap piss" lagers. Still prefer Tyskie though, only perk of living in the middle of the immigrant part of town is so many corner shops selling decent polski piwo for cheap.
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Frederick Shakefield - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 23:29:39 EST ID:qk5dfL50 No.272306 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Damn, I've never seen it that cheap. I'll be all over that if I ever do.
Eliza Clevingdidging - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:43:20 EST ID:C3Syfgoh No.272324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah i was surprised to see a german friend order it a bar. i was like "dude what the fuck" but he was like "it's really not that bad bro." iono, i guess you're right. it's certainly not great but it's become more of a joke than in reality how bad it actually is. it's better than shit like carlsburg or heaven forbit anything from baltika.

that said, the criticisms about its price is well founded. pic related. cheaper and better than bud. not great, but better than bud.
Oliver Hemblestad - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 09:23:38 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.272351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's much better but it's not worth paying out of your ass for. It's a good Pilsner but that's it. Hardly a complex craft beer.
Emma Hallywater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:53:30 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.272423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This 5 pounds for that is beyond ridiculous
John Pucklebury - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 09:08:09 EST ID:f59/1DbF No.272424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ireland here, have not been seeing stella on the shelves for a while and you've got me all nostalgic for it, anyone from here seen it lately?

We've been getting in Grolsch from the dutch which is a fine replacement but yea, muh nostalgia.

The Turd Of My Of your Butt After you Try To Wake Up And Shit by Ian Donningsore - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 04:42:09 EST ID:MAg8kGm3 No.272373 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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But I mean hungover shit. How many times does it take ou before an actual shit comes out? Im Making a journal and this bit is important, your replies Mean a lot to me.
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George Bankinnork - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 15:38:16 EST ID:nNDo4FqJ No.272413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have the worst shits every morning. I'm talking full on brown water. I blame my drinking. At least it all comes out at once, if not at once then it takes two trips.
Acaelus - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 23:19:07 EST ID:gOxiTBUF No.272417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know that sting all to well.

You are not alone.
Nathaniel Clummletack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:18:52 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mine just hit when they usually do (after breakfast + coffee + cigarette), but they're way less viscous. Makes a mess I tell you whaht.
Emma Hallywater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:49:59 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.272422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My first hangover shit is usually totally dry and constipated, followed by 2-3 bouts of progressively watered down diarrhea
Ian Brookstock - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 22:48:34 EST ID:qspoEpnM No.273123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude I get the shits so bad everytime
maybe drinking strictly nothing else then malt liquor doesn't help but what the hell.
Usually in the first half-hour after I wake up I just drop some winds of furry


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