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noko by Polly Blackcocke - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 21:02:36 EST ID:D/rYU8Fo No.270766 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I failed today... after fifth day of not drinking. I tried to quit goddamn beers. Fuck it!

Drink time!
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Frederick Handerbuck - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 00:04:19 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.270769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First two weeks are the roughest. Just got to find something that can occupy your time that keeps you away from booze. Like going on long walks.

Also stock more sodas as a placebo. Sometimes you can quell the craving with candy, and food.
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Nathaniel Goodgold - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 00:20:12 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.270770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270766
Candy, club soda, smokes, physical activity
If you have a job with a degree of physical activity, start picking up extral shifts and just work yourself until your tired because sleep will be difficult if you're a heavy drinker. Just stay busy, see your friends, go get some books, go to coffee shop and try to wrote something. Go for a long walk, see a part of town you haven't before. Idk man its hard not to drink, but time is the worst enemy for alcoholics, it's hard not to have a drink here and there if you're used to it all the time. Just try to stay active or doing SOMETHING, then reward yourself with a drink or few. Over time, as the projects or hobbies accumulate you'll have less and less time for drinking
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Lydia Drommlebetch - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 21:41:23 EST ID:XEBsy2MO No.270803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeahhhh I was trying to complete a No-Drink November but here I am on the 4th with a bottle of whiskey under my pillow again. I had some success for a few days substituting sugar for booze, but I needed to get some writing done today and sugar just doesn't get those creative juices flowing you know?

Wish me better luck for a Dry December.
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Hamilton Dinningchune - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 22:29:43 EST ID:S3jTKQSI No.270804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm drunk to the bone this moment, so tka ethis advice with a bucket of salt, but still:

CHAMOMIELLE TEA .. seriously, it's the bomb ... like super-mild alcohol. (apparently it works on the GABA-thingwhatever in the brain, same as alcohol - combine chamomile tea with alcohol and you'll get sedated as fuck)

anyway, it works. it's relaxin in a very subtle way, - not intoxiating, but sort of dulling the edges?

yeah..

then again, who am I fooling; I'm just tryin gto help myself

trying to tell myself that I will be okay without the alcohol, although I know that I'll drown in this stuff!

NOT THAT IT MATTERS THOUGH, RIGHT?

but yeah ... dry december, gonna try it, gonna fail it maybe, but gonna try it, gonna prepare for it....
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powder by James Brittingford - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 17:10:57 EST ID:8V0fn3g7 No.270763 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anyone have experience with making powdered alcohol? its something Ive been curious about and would like to try but it seems like it will never be sold in the US ever, all I could find online were dumb articles over a year old and no way to actually buy it anywhere.
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Angus Drembleshaw - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 19:17:45 EST ID:F/dz+8sN No.270802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270763

Have u eva taken chemistry brah?


Horrible sweet stuff by Charlotte Bebberman - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 17:16:47 EST ID:RWXmUZVV No.269994 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I cut drinks that are too sweet without making them weak?
I've got a whole bottle of pic related, which I only bought because I went to a party that didn't allow glass bottles yeah I don't get it either lol
Drinking catuaba out of such a restrictive context doesn't even go through my head, don't know if it's available outside of Brazil but shit's nasty.

So how do I get fucked up on it without feeling ill from all the sugar?
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Barnaby Foshman - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 23:07:03 EST ID:LsmS054O No.270039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>269994
I'd personally just add everclear to it.
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Basil Greenfuck - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 17:04:04 EST ID:1RSIpspv No.270048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>269994
I don't know WTF that is in your pic, but it's generally a good idea to mix liqueurs with hard liquor, and maybe a third ingredient.
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Basil Greenfuck - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 17:04:57 EST ID:1RSIpspv No.270049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270048
Examples are triplesec with margerhitas, kahlua with black russian or vermouth with gin.
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Fuck Mandleville - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 17:56:55 EST ID:usZ7cYcC No.270053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270048
I think it's a liquer called catuaba
Sounds terribly undrinkable
http://www.eater.com/drinks/2016/4/4/11362214/catuaba-brazil-aphrodisiac
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Ian Haddlenat - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 14:44:30 EST ID:xuVPvzug No.270798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270048

catuaba—one of the country’s oldest and most consumed liquors—named after the northern Brazilian aphrodisiac plant which goes into its making. First imbibed as an herbal infusion by the country’s indigenous Tupi indians earlier than 1500, the Tupis believed the elixir to stimulate sexual desire. About 200 years ago, the concoction matured into an aromatized wine made from a cheap, sweet base wine macerated with catuaba and other native plants like guaraná and marapuama, plus fermented apple juice for sweetness. While catuaba has been widely sold in Brazil, only recently has the drink gone craft, with quality producers creating their own spin on the ancient beverage.


Liquid shits by David Sullerlure - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 08:11:57 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.270306 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sooo, I have just started drinking more often. How do I prevent the liquid shits? I feel like it's bad for me
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Clara Brunnerstadge - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 10:35:00 EST ID:9QUsrYxA No.270308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270306
You'll get used to it.
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Walter Sittinghall - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 11:27:45 EST ID:S0YM7EMq No.270310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270306
Opiates
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Ian Haddlenat - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 14:36:29 EST ID:xuVPvzug No.270796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get more fiber in your diet and don't drink on an empty stomach so much.
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Augustus Serringhon - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 14:39:07 EST ID:AtIMrnOE No.270837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270306
i filter my shit and drink the liquor I got rid of, it being liquid just helps


Pissing the bed drunk by Summanus - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 00:15:53 EST ID:dSfuPIqu No.270623 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do fellow heavy beer drinkers deal with this issue? I generally drink over 12 beers a night and I generally piss the bed, even if I drink no water and wait an hour before going to bed. This has been going on for years. It's part of my morning to launder my sheets but I have to get a new mattress every couple of years and frankly my bedroom smells like boiled cabbage.

Are there any secret tips or tricks? Don't tell me to switch to liquor, I can't drink it I become a proper drunk if I try to drink liquor.

Plautus talks about this in one of his comedies with a stock "leech"/glutton character named Summanus, it goes something like "My name is Summanus, because when I go to bed drunk, I summane my bed", summane meaning piss.
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Summanus - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 00:18:19 EST ID:dSfuPIqu No.270624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm an idiot, there's a thread about bedwetting on the front page. I thought it was an obscure enough topic that there was no way there'd be a thread on it, but I forgot I was on /hooch/. Mods can delete this.
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Charlotte Binkinway - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 22:49:50 EST ID:RNWH93HO No.270730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I sleep in the toilet.
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Archie Pottingshit - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 23:07:37 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.270731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You don't got to drink liquor straight. Mix vodka into diet, caffeine free soda. Also, piss before you go to bed? Maybe some plastic sheets over your mattress. Maybe sleep in a garbage bag. Or quit drinking. Or see a doctor about your prostate cancer.
http://www.nafc.org/adult-bedwetting/

How do you know it's the beer only? If you don't drink are you still prone to wetting the bed?
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George Coblinghall - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 23:18:49 EST ID:9+E1hLm/ No.270756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This just started happening to me recently, fuck, I really have no idea why. I just thought it was my body failing me, I try not to care about it too much.

It doesn't happen every night though. I usually drink 1.75 liters of vodka a night
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Archie Blugglewirk - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 07:32:36 EST ID:61Kco+YI No.270761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270756
>I usually drink 1.75 liters of vodka a night
I think you've got more to worry about that pissing your bed there, George.


End of Bottle Harshness by Doris Cunnerpeck - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 23:35:42 EST ID:kgn+R6NA No.270599 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I usually drink bourbon and I've noticed the bottom of the bottle is far harsher and burns more than the rest of it. I don't think alcohol can "sink" to the bottom since it's a solution, so maybe it has to do with oxidation? Though a fifth only lasts some days so I doubt oxidation could set in that quick or have that effect anyways. Maybe I'm just retarded? Anyone else expereince this?

Pic related, it's the cheap yet decent whiskey I'm drinking.
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Phyllis Tootbury - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 21:23:30 EST ID:a8SmWoqB No.270696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270695

so getting more fat gives meaning to the child's death? i am not following your logic here
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James Hillermot - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 22:20:23 EST ID:AtIMrnOE No.270697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We just call the end of beer "foam" in Oklahoma. Cus thats all that shit is, especially if you shotgun the bitch the foam ends up being the last part. So like, if you're playing a drinking game and like 1/20th of your beer has content you can call it as foam. IDK what it is particularly cus canned beer is opaque.
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Nicholas Coffinglock - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 23:10:11 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270696

no, you respect the food and you respect the beer and contemplate the harsh realities of life and how much effort went in to our enjoyment of a modern 1st world lifestyle so that the poor fuckers souls did not perish in vain but acted as an adjuvant in our lucky-ass fucking sustenance

we are, like the Romans, our society, riding on the backs of slave colonies, will collapse one day just like theirs, you'll see

it's kinda like saying grace... except fuck saying grace

just respect the people and life you fuck is it that hard?
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James Dozzlepere - Sat, 29 Oct 2016 01:11:12 EST ID:1JK+hgZx No.270702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
evan williams does that, Bourbon in general. Drink it in a night, and a 1/4 ones body senses knows this, Like taking ones first shot of whiskey. JDaniels does this from the first shot, to the last. Ezra Brooks green is a bit kinder. Overall.

Beam does this all also, but has rye whiskey. May i say, kentucky deluxe blended,
same.
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Hannah Pittwill - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 23:08:43 EST ID:kgn+R6NA No.270755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Further research has been conducted. Upon consuming a drink made of iced tea and bourbon, the end of the drink was still harsher than the rest, which means the theory of alcohol fumes is probably only partially right. Upon opening and consuming a new bottle, I have found the top and bottom to have the most burn and least flavor. I am now under the assumption that alcohol can somehow concentrate itself in a portion of the beverage, even though this seems unlikely. Possibly to do with the ratio of air/alcohol/liquid in the bottle? Ethanol scientists needed!


List of beers by Frederick Codgewure - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 16:53:57 EST ID:f4HuB3LZ No.269964 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone have a list of beers similar to the one pictured, but more like an actual list that is easier to read?

Its for a pub crawl game, I want a big list of beers that people can try and check off as many beers as they can through the crawl.
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Jenny Hasslefuck - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 23:55:43 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270379

haha

my man

u got the source tho?

and wtf is SRM?

That's dope tho
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John Buckledere - Sat, 29 Oct 2016 10:34:26 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.270706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270663
THey even distribute in the northeast now.
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Thomas Farrylock - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 17:59:04 EST ID:SaItAMXV No.270722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270670

SRM means 'Standard reference method'. It's a way to describe the color of beer objectively, so instead of people going like

>oh this one is a golden-brown
>no it's not, it's a light tan color, dumbass!

Thanks to SRM, they can say

>This beers' SRM is about 11 or 12.
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Oliver Sivingbanks - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 22:22:46 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270722

Ahh NO SHIT!!

I love how beer is actually becoming legit now

>yeeah science bitch!

Fucking spectrophotometry, we use it all the time in biochem

Damn so they use a spec to determine IBUs & colour, right on, right on!

I never thought to look that up before

What's funny is the physical principle that allows us to measure this is called the:
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Hugh Fiblingmed - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 04:22:22 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.270735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270722
and yet they are all beer-colored. what a science.


Shakes by Henry Porryhad - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 21:11:15 EST ID:POt0RjHp No.270497 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's up /drank/ (wtf happened to hooch?) I quit drinking 16 days ago... the anxiety is still awful, and my hands still shake like a mother fucker. Anybody here with experience quitting know about how long the shakes should last? I drank 24/7 for about 3 years before quitting. I would shake unless my BAC was above a good .06 so I was a full blown alcoholic
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Nathaniel Tillingwater - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 22:42:57 EST ID:AtIMrnOE No.270639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270638
Happens to me too, not sure why. I mean it's probably cus I'm overloading my brain with GABA constantly in the form of alcohol, phenibut or gabapentin that I'm probably worse off than I think. But without fail if I drink heavy the day before, I'll be shaking like I'm going thru withdraw
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Jenny Hasslefuck - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 00:03:54 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270580

damn

I know

I'm on sertraline, my psychiatrist says to up my dose, if that doesn't help she recc'd pregabalin for my anxiety being sober...

supposed to be anxiolytic but being a non-benzo has lower abuse & w/d symptoms...

also takes a week to kick in apparently, as opposed to instantly for bz's

its action isn't as well known but it's supposed to interact with the GABA receptor-neurotransmitter system in some way

look into pregabalin or gabapentin, they might help, I dunno might try them but they're non-BZD anxiolytics mane, maybe worth looking into, and supposedly easier on the body/brain
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Jack Wannerdore - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 01:47:29 EST ID:ZFR6IkpJ No.270672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270638
Dehydration, lack of food vitamins is not good. Dehydration is likely the worst. Alcohol simply dehydrates on it's own, depletes vitamins on it's own. Alcohol tries to take first place over food sugars, vitamins, water. Making one not feel hungry or the need to eat or drink water.

You simply just have to balance that out as best you can. Take multi and B-12 vitamin complex vitamins, eat drink water to help process these.

Shakes are not good. Water lack of, dries cells out, that carries nutrients and what helps repair the body. Sleeping or awake. One can feel your body recovering with water intake if dehydrated. In all dehydration water is definitely needed, dehydration on it's own is hazardous. One can live without food much longer, lack of water mere days.

Carry a hikers water bottle around with you, drink mixed drinks instead of straight booze. Beer, these do not replace water much.

Dehydration will cause shakiness. Caused by booze.
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Jack Wannerdore - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 02:48:52 EST ID:ZFR6IkpJ No.270675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270497
It is not uncommon to have shakes, withdrawal for a while. 2 3 4 days. This is longer, not very common this long.

Suddenly quitting heavy use without tapering at least, will usually last much longer when drinking this long, and is hazardous.

Opinion, (not favorable advice by any physician) one can likely reset by drinking slightly on up to heavily again for a few days. Get benzos and withdrawal with benzos.

If one attempts this, when you stop drinking be very ready to go to an ER when you start shaking again. They WILL understand this. You should get enough benzos to last 5 days, hopefully enough. After a few days you should be past shakes, 5 days should feel normal again
with little to no shakes.

Just saying over two weeks is too long. It is not uncommon for people who withdrawal immediately from drugs, to start again and go down from there to reset from symptoms that just keep lasting longer than one would expect. Even with basic anti-depressants abrupt withdrawal, discontinuance, doctors may put an individual back on the same drug for a gradual withdrawal to offset the 'stuck with
withdrawal symptoms.'
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Beatrice Moggleway - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 20:37:55 EST ID:okqYbYZr No.270725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270497
For the shakes I drink a Gatorade before I drink anything.
But I haven't gotten the shakes in over a year, and I still drink.
I also recommend a multi-vitamin.


Post Video Games by Augustus Sallyspear - Wed, 05 Oct 2016 18:55:24 EST ID:ghHDQ7uv No.270212 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your favorite videogames. Make sure you like to drink when you play them though.
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Priscilla Mabberkack - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 17:30:19 EST ID:yBa4JNqY No.270287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270270
Which one is that. I was playing SoC with a mod and it started screwing up really bad, and I tried uninstalling and reinstalling the mod but no luck, so I quit playing it. But I have all the STALKER games. Are the other ones any good. I can't go back to playing SoC without mods.
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Nigel Smallhood - Mon, 10 Oct 2016 23:11:19 EST ID:dSRHiWWY No.270360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Solo: Pic related is a ton of fun, usually sit back and play it while watching Netflix and drinking highballs. Also old Star Wars games, like Knights of the Old Republic, Dark Forces, Jedi Academy, and Battlefront. Occasionally something like TF2.

Others: As others have mentioned, all the N64 multiplayer games are great. I don't think Mario Party is too slow though; there's tons of drink rules you can make up to keep it going.
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Emma Summlebark - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 20:14:15 EST ID:y+P4cgI6 No.270658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270270
get out of here stalker
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Esther Firrywater - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 21:36:19 EST ID:pu/vAf6l No.270661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270658
I said come in! Don't stand there!
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William Handlewut - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 06:35:37 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.270680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270661
a nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


chronic bedwetting by Hedda Bebberforth - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 01:37:30 EST ID:61Kco+YI No.270300 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey /drank/ i keep pissing my bed after getting drunk and it's a pain in the ass to clean up. at first i thought it was because of the amount i was drinking, but i only had 8 beers the other night and woke up covered in my own piss. not very pleasant.
anyone got some history of this or advice?
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Cornelius Nimmerkark - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 06:01:30 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270300

I remember I pissed the bed 3 times in my life

1st was I drank 1.5 liters of white rum and I forget \\\\\\\\i woke up in a bed of piss

2nd was drank mad beers + those pink lil whatchawacallits..... diphenhydramine.... for sleep

3rd was beers + DPH 4 sleep + forget hpw many more beers at a bar

oh wait there's a 4th: diazepam + beer + DPH

fuckin ruined a pillow I need to keep chill on the drug stack I learnt that fuckin shit by now my fuck is it ever embarassing, even if no one knew pI hope]
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Eliza Worthingcocke - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 19:23:26 EST ID:WVkjyIAj No.270593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One time I woke up about two hours after heading to sleep with 8+ beers in me and my dick rock hard with piss but still confused enough to not be able to find the light switch OR the door handle to my room. Fumbled around for too long and the dam broke, quickly seeping through my underpants onto the carpet. Spent like 25 minutes just muttering angrily to myself while scrubbing the floor. Good times.
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Rebecca Trotville - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 22:46:42 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270569

at least I can pride myself on never shitting my pants

ever

i'm happy about that one

seein stories on here, redit...
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Ian Nendlekit - Tue, 25 Oct 2016 02:10:03 EST ID:+L7WC3Yo No.270603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270596
I've had a mate shit himself a couple of times. He's a pretty wild drunk anyway, the best type of guy you could meet but damn he gets wild on the booze (in a good way).

One time he came home and passed out on the couch, he woke up and he had shit himself. He awkwardly walked to the bathroom, spilling shit on the ground as he got there. Lucky for him, no one was home at the time. He managed to clean himself up just before his girlfriend got home. She saw marks on the floor and asked him if he had vomited in the house.

No one would have known he shat himself but he told us all anyway. Like I said earlier, he's the best type of guy you could know, always a good laugh.
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Isabella Pittman - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:33:05 EST ID:4SZ1WfGp No.270627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes once. There was a period when I was 21 where for some reason I was trying to drink an entire bottle of vodka in one night. Just alone not even at a party. Like ever night I'd pass out right before the end and I was just determined to finish the fucking thing. So I actually do it, and I wake with a bed full of piss. Good job dummy, you accomplished your shitty goal. Now try to nurse a hang over in your piss bed moron.


SEVERE ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL!! HELP!! by HEEELP !8NBuQ4l6uQ - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 05:52:48 EST ID:RNyq7uh5 No.270543 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been mixing valium and booze for a few months and decided to stop cold turkey. I woke up a little while ago shaking and now i feel like I'm GOING TO DIE. IM FUCKING LOSING IT!

I took 40 mgs of valium and it did nothing! I took another 40 and AGAIN nothing!! I'm about to call 911 but if my girlfriend finds out I started drinking again she'll leave me and take the kids

What can I do?!?!
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Gnarly McShitGoblin - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 08:23:42 EST ID:ZQDZJQRW No.270546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
call 911 if you get a delirium you are screwed. can kill you ect
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Walter Bunnerford - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 12:06:55 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270543

Goto emerg dood

Etc etc don't fucking risk it
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Oliver Findersan - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 20:46:10 EST ID:BqSZU4Fb No.270559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
did OP dead? serious question
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Cedric Dimmlehood - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 15:58:45 EST ID:jh/Y7vEQ No.270576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270559
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Rebecca Trotville - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 22:58:30 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270559


mebe he went in search after his wife and kids on a road trip dude

don't be such a fuckking debbie downer


Stupid Notes You've Written While Drunk by KenfuckyTriedTurkey !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 15:49:39 EST ID:WEb/I+fR No.270493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cornelius Nimmerkark - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 06:20:54 EST ID:ktodRTkz No.270570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270493

>Stupid Notes You've Written While Drunk
>Hemingway
>Bukowski
>Fitzgerald
>.... etc
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George Soddlechug - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 08:57:54 EST ID:L65PTjNS No.270571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>270570
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a4310/the-crack-up/

>"Of course all life is a process of breaking down..."

>"There is another sort of blow that comes from within -- that you don't feel until it's too late to do anything about it, until you realize with finality that in some regard you will never be as good a man again."

>"...the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function."
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_dre92 !oKJggYanZA - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 09:13:47 EST ID:4xmGY0j9 No.270572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>270493
I'll tweet drunk things when I'm.. Drunk.

Like how one night I got sleep paralysis and saw a tall back figure in my doorway, but he didn't have a white face, it was more like white stripes/scratches for a face..

That wasn't really a drunk note

I write down YouTube video ideas too, but they make zero sense when I sober up so I toss em. Maybe drunk me would make sense of em though
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Rebecca Pimmertirk - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 20:20:00 EST ID:AaDLvR2X No.270583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"It's like the world did and pancake flip and turned inside out blue."

That was prolly one of the only drunk notes I can actually remember off the top of my head. The rest are drunk texts, usually to my older brother or a girl I want to see naked.

To my bro, "Hey, hi me happ"
"Hey. I found night itall. I just wanna disappear

.thanks about everything.
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Good bye and food bye.
I'm Hungry. I don't need help from anyone."

Older Bro replies with, "wtf"

I say, "I'm drunk. Trying to write something.
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Lillian Femmleville - Tue, 25 Oct 2016 07:21:18 EST ID:pu/vAf6l No.270605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I deleted all mine because they were so embarrassing to read afterwards.


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