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shit talking will be the death of me by Basil Sindlepetch - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 03:40:36 EST ID:QkNvih0Y No.278094 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I love shit talking when drunk.

It'll be the death of me one of these days.
Nell Turveybanks - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 11:10:38 EST ID:fWu1ujtv No.278095 Ignore Report Quick Reply

badminton steal my thunder, yo.
Shit Pockfuck - Tue, 22 May 2018 23:12:28 EST ID:3egnXivB No.278487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Same here, instead of going out when I get drunk I just stay home and shit talk the randoms I play video games with. It's mostly anonymous and won't ever get me thrown in jail.

putting out cigarettes on your tongue by Barnaby Sammlenutch - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:24:57 EST ID:XXsXierZ No.278471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this is more of a /tobacco/ thing and I have posted there but I imagine seeing as it's a bar trick people here will have tips and tricks, basically I saw a guy put out a cigarette on his tongue, read up on it and it seems to be a matter of letting your spit pool and wet your tongue, and doing it fast so it's not burning for a while - anyone here who can do this got any advice to a beginner?
Fanny Blullynidge - Tue, 22 May 2018 07:44:45 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you gonna burn the shit out of your tongue and then swallow a burning cherry and tear up your esophagus and then get laughed out of the bar while you gasp for air m8
Nathaniel Bundlebock - Tue, 22 May 2018 20:27:08 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's a tapping motion, where each tap is in a different spot. The first tap is more intward, then after 4 taps or so you're near the tip, and the ciggy is cool.

It's very easy, but tastes like shit.
Esther Parrystock - Wed, 23 May 2018 16:28:09 EST ID:iweCh7wb No.278497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alternatively you could not be retard who puts lit cigarettes on his tongue

New to alcohol by David Ducklock - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:38:24 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am new to alcohol, Works surprisingly well for anxiety and depression. i feel a lot more normal and confident. it has made me realize some things though ... like how one of my only friends may be toxic for me.. i wanna know if im thinking clearly or if this is just an effect of alcohol and i’m overreacting? i am not sure whether i should drop them or not. i’m also mildly autistic so i am losing my mind over how friendships work right now
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David Ducklock - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:05:11 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thanks for your input, i think you are 100% correct but i’m still utterly confused
Walter Chashforth - Fri, 18 May 2018 01:58:05 EST ID:QVNthkyA No.278419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The booze is probably making you over think it.
How do you feel when you're sober? That's the key right there

>Don't drink too much or you'll never know how you feel sober; cause you never are like a lot of us here
Shit Puggleshit - Fri, 18 May 2018 15:34:06 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
booze makes me think less and reveals the truth to me. thats what it feels like
then when i am sober i overthink everything
Basil Bossleson - Fri, 18 May 2018 16:21:34 EST ID:ZcKTuuPo No.278427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I am new to alcohol

yeah this feeling wont last buddy if you drink every day for years, so watch out.
Walter Chashforth - Fri, 18 May 2018 18:48:58 EST ID:QVNthkyA No.278428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Since you mentioned that you have autism, I can't pretend that I know how alcohol affects you.

That being said, I have also had "moments of clarity" in the middle of drinking sessions, where I think I've got something all figured out. But at the end of the day, booze intoxicates you; makes you slower, dumber, louder etc.

I feel like lots of people (my self included) who make poor choices when drunk often do these things thinking that they are thinking clearly at the time....if that makes sense.

Just be careful dude, there's a reason alcohol isn't really used as a therapeutic tool. That shit gets you fucked up

Bloody mary by Caroline Clucklenin - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:09:44 EST ID:jLSoyBVJ No.278388 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo, I got a bunch of tomato juice I figure I should make bloody marys, I got the basic gist of worcestershire and tabasco but what else goes into it? I figured I should make the thread before I'm googling it with a hangover.
Hugh Dissleson - Wed, 16 May 2018 12:11:57 EST ID:7n/nIkNd No.278392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put alcohol in it
Caroline Clucklenin - Wed, 16 May 2018 12:53:51 EST ID:jLSoyBVJ No.278393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Done and done. I ended up adding lime juice and celery salt to it, I feel like I should get some pickles so I can add some of the brine next time
Edwin Sassletick - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:41:42 EST ID:DLO6T2vf No.278403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The one on liquor dot com, "the only blood mary" actually sounds decent
Martha Sellywater - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:52:55 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bloody marys are super underrated. I wouldn't wanna get hammered off them but they're delicious. They're also the ultimate hangover cure with the whole "hair of the dog" thing, spices to open up your sinuses/wake you up and some celery to munch on.

BWD 2018 style by Augustus Buzzstock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 14:09:42 EST ID:4sV1wy55 No.277229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Old thread stopped bumping and last year is in the past, but Earth continues to orbit the Sun and we're still drinking. Bottom's up, /hooch/! Kanpai! Salud! Cin cin! A la votre! Does anyone know how to say 'cheers' in any other languages?

Doesn't matter though, a raised glass is a universal symbol for getting fucked up together!
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Dextrolord - Sun, 13 May 2018 20:00:05 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.278363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't know how many beers deep I am. Only bitches count drinks.

Anyways I'm cracking open as many of the about the 20 I have left as I can until I slip into sweet unconsciousness
Lydia Suffingnod - Sun, 13 May 2018 21:20:53 EST ID:OPHJj0it No.278366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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raping my tolerance with everclear cause I can't be assed to drive to the local CVS to buy beer.

Man these cranberry everclear cocktails are amazing! Can't even taste the everclear and I already feel fucked up after just a couple swigs!
Wesley Hummleworth - Sun, 13 May 2018 21:59:35 EST ID:FhctVRDM No.278367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every time I drink I constantly think of suicide.
Doris Fashworth - Mon, 14 May 2018 00:21:26 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just drink more and it will go away! Duh, ya idiot
Fucking Siblingperk - Tue, 15 May 2018 22:14:03 EST ID:LvbExsKr No.278387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am drunk

It just hit me... by Nigel Blinningfig - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:17:56 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278127 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Booze dosen't give you euphoria or happiness or euphoria, it just makes you apathetic and chill. That, combined with the fact that's its the most legal substance makes it so popular.
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Oliver Bembleson - Thu, 03 May 2018 18:58:59 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"can we ever hope to recapture that first, fine, careless rapture?" - approximate quote by some poet

When you first start drinking the euphoria is real. These days I try to attain the feeling by jacking off while my buzz is coming up.
>I'm an anxious mess who can't shut his fucking brain off at all while sober so it's hard to say how much of that "euphoria" is more just a feeling of relief
I know that feel. Yeah I think mostly it's a feeling of relief from anxiety...sometimes you just want to descend into the darkness and not feel anything.
Martha Drollerchut - Sun, 06 May 2018 03:51:16 EST ID:B0OzG2T1 No.278302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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NIGHTMAN - Sun, 13 May 2018 20:31:03 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.278365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Goddamn Reuben;)
Martin Honeyshaw - Mon, 14 May 2018 01:28:48 EST ID:aLSGza7F No.278371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i really like alcohol, it helps me get shit done. no other way to put it
Frederick Blackman - Mon, 14 May 2018 01:31:46 EST ID:12J8DQO6 No.278372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this 1000x

Getting back on the wagon, but not the way I used to by Nicholas Semmerspear - Sat, 12 May 2018 17:23:50 EST ID:12J8DQO6 No.278351 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hello, friends. I've not gotten drunk in about a year. I stopped drinking totally last year because I went to rehab as part of a plea deal for a DUI I received and I haven't really looked back.

that is, until say.. two weeks ago.

I went on a road trip through Colorado and Utah two weeks ago and although 99% of the trip consisted of me smoking weed and driving and all that, once my girlfriend and I stopped in a small mountain town in western Colorado to sit down at a restaurant and eat, I ordered a beer. That was all. And I havent drank again since.

My girlfriend knows I used to be a bit of a depressive drunk, in the past, but she wasn't bothered at all by me ordering a single beer.

I'm thinking about drinking again, but only in regular amounts like a normal adult. I'm pretty sure I have the willpower and self control needed to not let myself slip down the slide I was on last year. I didn't have to stop drinking after I got out of rehab. I chose not to. but now I just kinda wanna get back into drinking fancy wine and craft beer/stouts again because of the taste and of course because it's nice to get a little buzz going every now and then.

What do y'all think? Am I about to start playing with fire and should I avoid the alcohol at all costs, even though I only drank a single beer two weeks ago and I've been fine, or should I take it nice and slow and just be careful with my future consumption? I really don't have any qualms with never drinking again if it drinking again meant sliding deeper into a pit than I was before.

I guess I'm just looking for advice. To drink like a normal adult or not to drink at all.
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Wesley Blankinfield - Sun, 13 May 2018 10:00:03 EST ID:12J8DQO6 No.278358 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I guess it probably is nothing more than a craving. It's a craving mostly just for the taste of wine and dark beer. I bought an expensive bottle of wine last night but I didn't even open it so I dunno what I'm gonna do with it now. Probably just let it sit in my kitchen in a cupboard and eventually forget about it.
Fuck Feppernit - Sun, 13 May 2018 13:45:28 EST ID:ZAwruy9S No.278359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You are better with out it friendo
Wesley Blankinfield - Sun, 13 May 2018 14:53:09 EST ID:12J8DQO6 No.278360 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Thank you. I'm gonna stick to the good ol' jazz cabbage, DXM and LSD.
Phoebe Dadgeshaw - Sun, 13 May 2018 19:23:51 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.278361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good on ya
your better off without alcohol, its a poison
from your story I don't think you're an alcoholic but if you are its best to just avoid the stuff entirely
Frederick Blackman - Mon, 14 May 2018 00:15:56 EST ID:12J8DQO6 No.278369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well, my full story is much more.

Granted, I had only been drinking heavily for maybe three years. The way i drank and why I drank was indicative of at least a little problem. However, I was never in denial about why I was depressed and how much I was drinking. I was always conscious of how much I was drinking. I just didn't really care because I was experiencing extreme existential depression. I was extremely suicidal and felt like I had nothing to live for.

things are a lot different now though. My mind isn't anywhere near the same headspace as it was. I'm confident in what I live for and I'm happy with my life as it is right now. I'm not sure if that's because I stopped drinking or because rehab helped my state of mind. I dunno

as soon as I got out of rehab I was smoking weed, doing DXM, LSD and mushrooms and doing a lot of benzos. I never went back to alcohol for some reason. I think it's because I knew there were better drugs out there.

at this moment in my life right now all I do is smoke weed and do benzos occasionally. I recently tapered myself off a month long Clonazepam bender using Diclazepam. it was pretty simple and I haven't touched any benzos for almost a month.

all that being said, I know I have an addictive personality, but my attitude about my life and my mindset about alcohol has drastically changed from a year ago. I don't hold it to such a high degree anymore. I actually view it as quite a shite drug, tbh. There are so many better things out there. However, I can still appreciate the taste of craft beers, imperial stouts, or some fancy wine. I'm not sure I can bring myself to swallow any alcohol. but I can taste it and spit it out. I've done it with wine recently.

>tl;dr I dont know if I can even bring myself to drink at this point in my life. There are better drugs out there and I'm in a much better headspace than I was a year ago.

What the hell? by Dextrolord - Sun, 13 May 2018 19:56:30 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.278362 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The void is my release.

I drink to feel nothing, joy and despair are the same to me now.

I'm a wretched soul and truly belong in this hell I've made for myself.

Damn I need more beer my lunch and water killed my buzz.

Respond however you want it won't make any effect on me.

ps. Rip syn.
Walter Hogglefodge - Sun, 13 May 2018 23:11:40 EST ID:FB4K4dkh No.278368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i can relate

idea by Fucking Sinderwill - Fri, 04 May 2018 12:43:01 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.278292 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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do you think it would be worthwhile to buy some cheap lab glassware off ebay and denatured alcohol and distill the alcohol out from the denaturants myself at home?
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John Bazzlemit - Fri, 11 May 2018 11:56:48 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh great, you summoned the diggers Bill Cosby.
Simon Buzzgold - Fri, 11 May 2018 12:19:05 EST ID:QTyd70tU No.278343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe so
m - Fri, 11 May 2018 13:14:36 EST ID:QO3JDl61 No.278344 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>OP reposting my image from ages ago that I had lost

Thanks OP, feels good man.
Alice Dezzlededge - Fri, 11 May 2018 17:05:40 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.278347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is probably the only positive thing that will come out of this thread
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Alcoholism? How do you spot it. by Jarvis Billingfoot - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:53:15 EST ID:tTNB6oJR No.278225 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How exactly would you all describe having a problem

Due to how much I've been drinking I have switched within the last few months to basically bottom shelf vodka.

Like 12 bucks for a 1.75l handle.

I typically go through this in 3 days. So a little shy of a fifth a night.

Then again this is only when I am not busy with work or class.

I also don't notice any ill effects when I'm not drinking aside from it being harder to fall asleep and maybe a slight bit of irritability if I hadn't had a drink in a few days and I get stressed out.

I've never had any shakes or anything from not drinking.
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Edwin Crishpack - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:34:39 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are outdated terms, too wrapped-up in AA ideology. Alcohol Used Disorder is a much better term, and acknowledges that use/misuse of alcohol occurs on a spectrum.
Charlotte Geblingfoot - Sun, 06 May 2018 19:29:43 EST ID:oK6kMSGj No.278310 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Been drinking everyday for the past 3 years. Usually around 6-8 beers a night and I'll drink until I'm too tired and head to bed or until I pass out.

I recently stopped drinking last week. Weed helped immensely. First day was awful, had those skin-crawling cravings all night. 2nd day was easy. 3rd day was the hardest, I was jonesing for a drink in the evening, but convinced myself it was all in my head. It got much easier after the 3rd day.
Jack Pumbledale - Sun, 06 May 2018 20:02:48 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>go to only drinking beer
yeah except I can't drink it fast enough to get drunk and it makes you fatter
Shitting Bongerworth - Sun, 06 May 2018 20:20:25 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I worked at a liquor store there were guys that would come in and buy a case of our shittiest beer at least once a day every day. Moving to beer isn't really a solution. You'll either start pounding down 24+ beers every day and gain 500 pounds or you'll decide it isn't strong enough and go back to liquor.

If your drinking is becoming a problem then the solution is to stop drinking so much, not change what you drink.
Hannah Gonderson - Tue, 08 May 2018 07:26:16 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But that would require willpower!! And maybe not being 100% comfortable!!! D:

blended whiskey by Phyllis Nollerford - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:17:30 EST ID:wAzBRRoU No.278206 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if your older than the hills like me you can remember all the way back to the 1970s when the conventional wisdom was that blended whiskies were the best drinks. fast forward 20 years and suddenly you weren't half a shit if you weren't drinking $1000 bottles of single malts. that trend continues through to today and yet though all these most recent decades of "single malt is better cause it costs more" conventional wisdom i've still always liked the blends better.
Hannah Drepperwog - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 16:52:33 EST ID:oyE7fXGn No.278209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Blended whisky was beloved in the 70s because it was smooth and could easily serve as the background for a cocktail or mixer. You want blended whisky if all you intend on doing with it is endless Manhattans. Modern drinkers usually drink whisky neat, or on the rocks. That's your difference in taste.
Samuel Pickdale - Mon, 07 May 2018 16:15:37 EST ID:yukEqcW9 No.278316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>not drinking straight vodka with ice and the occasional swig of water
It's almost as if you want to be hungover.

Little Fat Lamb and other cheap booze by Barnaby Clayhall - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 04:05:57 EST ID:9cIEjz7e No.278154 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Happy Saturday night Aussie /hooch/ users. Anyone else on a little fat lamb kick? let's look at the figures:

>$8 AUD at my local IGA
>8% alcohol
>8 standard drinks

Any similar cheap booze solutions out there in the world?
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Fuck Greenstone - Wed, 02 May 2018 05:30:41 EST ID:Rep1GeK3 No.278257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Still doesn't beat the goonbag of port ~70 standards for $20-$25
Fuck Greenstone - Wed, 02 May 2018 05:31:26 EST ID:Rep1GeK3 No.278258 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Diggers methylated spirits, and he wasn't wrong per se...
James Fuckingshit - Wed, 02 May 2018 07:59:07 EST ID:N50Nqxo/ No.278260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Holy shit fat little lamb gets you fuck eyed.
Had it the night before ANZAC day with a bottle of rum (Mixing rum with the lamb) and it ruined my entire day.
Throwing up, passing out etc.
Good drink though.
Phyllis Bridgechene - Sun, 06 May 2018 09:56:46 EST ID:KdQ5S6jb No.278305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I rather higher percentage so you can get to where you need to be
Shit Bepperstock - Sun, 06 May 2018 09:56:50 EST ID:OFbvPhGk No.278306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't trust anything above 96% abv. Usually requires carcinogenic chemicals to get above that.

Tried posting a picture but forgot how slow this board is. Thread is here >>275910 and is a fun read.

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