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sleep aid by dickle bimblesneak - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 23:30:49 EST ID:Qh/x7OSJ No.275270 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some people say that drinking is worse for sleep

Some people say to workout more, eat better and take melatonin

Some people fall slave to drugs like lunesta

I don't drink to sleep but to me it sure as shit doesn't hurt
Clara Pommergold - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 11:01:11 EST ID:ALdR5XuO No.275272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Exercise, diet, etc. are the best methods to actually increase sleep quality. Alcohol and benzos knock you out but you're really just incapacitating yourself for a while without actually getting restful sleep from it. Now if you normally can't sleep at all but booze helps you at least get a few hours of shut-eye, maybe some shitty sleep is better than nothing.

The least harmful psychoactive sleep aid is weed, IMO. It inhibits some REM activity but it's a hell of a lot better than alcohol or benzos.
Caroline Clurringstedge - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 14:27:12 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.275273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it fucks my sleep up because I wake up to piss or take a shit early in the morning
Isabella Tillingshit - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 19:36:27 EST ID:OweiUeLD No.275276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
any downer can be used as a sleep aid, but alcohol makes your REM sleep less restful so it's not a very good sleep aid
there are other drugs that will tranquilize you better
Phoebe Bligglesudging - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 00:31:49 EST ID:MQDLb6Zz No.275339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I only ever snore when I drink, something my partner pointed out to me a while back. I never really noticed or cared when I was single. It gets me worried about choking in my sleep. If I have important work the next day I find it's better off not drinking to feel refreshed.
Eugene Cagglewell - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 08:37:34 EST ID:pNAYXNfH No.275345 Ignore Report Quick Reply

> If I have important work the next day I find it's better off not drinking to feel refreshed.

Oh, you don't fucking say?

Pre Payday by HoChiMihn - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 22:06:40 EST ID:O+m0dsJ8 No.275219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>2days before payday, all bills paid
>$7.92 left in checking account
>Find a 1.5L of wine on markdown for $7.56, after tax
> Scrounge up enough under the couch and post-laundry money to buy some beans and potatoes to eat the next few days.

Functioning alchie story thread?
HoChiMihn - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 23:02:34 EST ID:O+m0dsJ8 No.275221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh boy, and I've got edibles b/c Colorado
Hedda Gugglehare - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 01:32:05 EST ID:dJO2OP/B No.275224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to never have enough money for rent because of my drinking habits.
Now I make good money and can afford to drink but pretty much all of my disposable income goes towards it. Booze alone costs me like $400 - $500 a month.
Martin Bluvingdeck - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 01:22:58 EST ID:z8uNktBa No.275260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Same here. I probably spend $300 a fortnight on a particular type of beer. It sounds like a lot, and it is, but I always find a way to justify it.

When I was in college working a retail job I had no money the week leading up to payday so I'd buy boxed wine and drink that instead.
Hannah Hommlebury - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 11:08:03 EST ID:iiqDNW1e No.275307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is why I like having a job with tips, always have enough cash on hand to get cheap booze, food, and gas. also, I save all coins in a big jar, so I can take them to coinstar if for whatever reason I get that desperate
Nigel Sunningwell - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 14:02:32 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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but you work in food service...

V5 distilled Vodka by Hamilton Warringfoot - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 01:09:29 EST ID:AA5/YUm2 No.274703 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Drinking this right now on my 4th drink. There is absolutely NO bitterness. It's smooth as fuck and I'm getting tipsy right now.

Any other Vodka's you guys could recommend that aren't so bitter.
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William Blatherridge - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 01:50:20 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charles Heckleline - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 06:59:26 EST ID:NHhqHxVC No.275196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what oes this image mean
William Crungercocke - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 10:33:34 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275214 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i think i was trying to say something about the duality of man, sir!
Jarvis Finninghone - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 22:22:09 EST ID:0kDNB/R9 No.275256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can't make yourself do something you don't want to do
Nathaniel Cuvingsuck - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 00:30:48 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ungodly Tolerance by Hedda Gugglehare - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 01:27:19 EST ID:dJO2OP/B No.275223 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone else here have an extreme tolerance to the sauce?
I have been drinking pretty much every day for 5 years and my tolerance has gotten scary.
I picked up a bottle of whisky today, drank it in a few hours, and I feel only a small buzz.
My record for consumption is a bit over half of a handle in one sitting.
How do I fix this? Will a tolerance break work?)
Molly Pemmerstone - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 03:54:16 EST ID:YQC9fWwL No.275226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yes, a tolerance break will work. 1 or two months without drinking will get you close to resetting your tolerance - but i'm sure you know that you can't just stop.

it's a bit of a conundrum. cutting back will help, but won't be enjoyable, and when you reward yourself for successfully cutting back by drinking more you will return to the same level of tolerance you're at now. what to do i wonder...
Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 17:26:08 EST ID:LKraj6R1 No.275234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stop drinking distilled spirits for a while. Beer and wine are fine, too.
Don't go cold turkey. It feels baaad.
Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 17:38:51 EST ID:LKraj6R1 No.275235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP is going get at least 57 years old. No worries.

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I fucked up.
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lychee wine by Martin Blytheforth - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 19:38:56 EST ID:Y6loM1OB No.275172 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Holy shit /drank/, so I had a hankering for a fuckin bev this evening, managed 3 bottles of heineken and about 4 shots of a dark rum I can't remember the name of, with about 300 ml worth of swigs of white wine. Now all I've got is 600 ml of lychee wine (pic related) at 14.5% UK. It tastes like perfumed Kvass -what do? ty
Ebenezer Hisslepack - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 21:10:55 EST ID:ouTHASDV No.275174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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5 beers in and casually hitting a bowl with music blasting. Been forever since I've been able to crossed WOOO
William Blatherridge - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 05:25:31 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
kinda unrelated but what do lychees taste like
Samuel Shakeville - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 07:45:11 EST ID:Y6loM1OB No.275181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like perfume
William Crungercocke - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 10:38:37 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275216 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol you are a retard. if your only knowledge of lychee flavor comes from garbage liquor like the OP's post then don't pretend you know how it tastes. lychee are delicious sweet little fruit very popular in asia with many food products made from them. i would compare their flavor to a cross between peach and strawberry. their consistency is like little oranges. they are quite tasty and if you ever chance upon them, give them a try.

now i imagine shit lychee wine from china probably tastes like monkey diarrhea. probably because there is no such thing as regulation in china and it is laden with toxic nitrates

Help pls by Caroline Gapperson - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 15:34:48 EST ID:No7762KT No.275200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I replaced my drug addictions with alcohol.

2 questions;
Can I sustain being a functional drunk for a long time (i.e years)?
Is it harder to stay slim than if I just ate an equal amount of calories that the alcohol is?
Angus Ceckleshit - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 16:43:08 EST ID:ygVn5U6l No.275201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Depends on how hard you're going at it. To many variables to consider.

I've been going at it for four years with one month breaks here and there.

I was drunkorexic for awhile. Yeah, you stay slim, but it's hard on the body.

It's not a fun route to take it life. It sneaks up on you slowly. But it hits you hard in the end. You'll look older than you are one day, and it doesn't reverse.
Priscilla Clacklenag - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 22:27:59 EST ID:ERm4sKcZ No.275204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've been drinking fairly heavily every day for about 4 years now
It's sustainable but like the other poster said, its really easy to go full drunkorexic and only consume alcohol and no food some days, its pretty shitty
I eat every day now but there were times where I just had abosultely no appetite, and would just kill a fifth to myself inside, after doing that for awhile I began to get uncontrollably sick all the time, couldn't hold down food and barely water, and only booze would cure it. So yeah, be careful, its real easy for some people (myself especially) to get reaaaallllly hooked on downers and then not even realize you're dependent or have a problem until you're up at 8am puking bile for an hour then have a nip of whiskey to take the edge off.
It's feasible, just a fine line to walk my friend
Frederick Tillingson - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 01:43:17 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I replaced drugs with alcohol at one point but started getting chubby so I said fuck that. No more alcohol for me except on occasion. From what I understand, it will slow down your metabolism on top of the increase in calories and sugar.

If it didn't mess with my beauty I wouldn't give a fuck but I can't handle gettin chubby. I gotta be hoooott
Jarvis Nittingstadge - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 08:33:44 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.275210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes but it's not worth it.
Alcohol wrecks your body, especially without recovery time and nutritious food.

Staying slim while getting drunk every night sucks. It's a downward spiral of replacing food with alcohol basically.
Excercise to lose weight doesn't help as much and can actually fuck you up if you do it whilst drinking.
William Crungercocke - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 10:27:41 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alcoholic here. by being an alcoholic you are accepting malnourishment in one form or another, be it drunkorexia or drunkobese. you are making your belly machine process gallons of shitty calorie-laden poison, so no matter what else you do your body will be fucked regardless. so if you are worried about staying slim just accept you will be malnourished and notice declines in all measurements of the health of your body's systems

das it nigga by Jenny Bibberway - Sat, 22 Jul 2017 01:28:55 EST ID:+uErFvOo No.275009 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thomas Gogglewill - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 22:48:13 EST ID:wXFmgpJ4 No.275163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:40:58 EST ID:9MuJB+sh No.275173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know exactly what you are talking about. The lack of remorse. Such a bliss.
Sophie Pazzlelotch - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 16:19:37 EST ID:BpEe96hM No.275192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My favorite combo, when I can I like to add some /benz/ or some oxy along for the holy trifecta of being shitfaced.

Why is orange juice/sunny d so damn good with beer? by Oliver Drandlegold - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 22:36:26 EST ID:xA8Xz1/d No.275123 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Brass monkey / 40 / cheap beer love thread
Archie Crickleville - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 13:53:36 EST ID:qmE/pezv No.275143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because you are a faggot, american and have bad taste.
Doris Breddlewell - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 19:56:57 EST ID:ygVn5U6l No.275147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because you have a sweet tooth. That simple.
Thomas Brookgold - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 04:38:03 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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David Blallylark - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 13:30:00 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I imagine you saying that with a french accent while sipping from an excellent Merlot and nibbling on a croissant.

Drunk press secretary by David Claylock - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:15:42 EST ID:++TIgOba No.275088 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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K so I don't want this to be a pro or anti Trump thread, that's not where I'm going with this.

The one and only question I'm asking here: Was he drunk?
A little background if you're out of the loop: Sean Spicer quit as Trump's press secretary and this guy named Scaramucci replaced him. The new guy is a fucking goldmine of lulz, just read pic.

Again, not trying to be all /pol/ here, specifically just asking the question of if he was drunk when he did this interview.
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Sidney Drorrysene - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 12:46:07 EST ID:soSC/F+m No.275090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One would hope but the answers probably no. I'd much rather be run by a bunch of people who were all on drugs and doing crazy shit rather than people who were doing all this shit sober

I still like to imagine the White House is this big trap house where Trump and his cabinet and all the staffers get high out of their minds on all sorts of shit
Clara Drovingset - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 13:42:30 EST ID:Qh/x7OSJ No.275093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol this looks like a script from Trailer Park Boys
Caroline Debberdale - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 17:27:34 EST ID:SHbB3pEC No.275095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What makes you think he was drunk and not on other drugs?

Upon reading this I imagined he was really stimmed out but who knows? Can't analyze the tone of voice with texts

>I'm not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I'm here to serve the country

Sounds sorta like how I would communicate when on adderall/ritalin binges.
Sophie Mablingwill - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 03:44:44 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like a petulant faggot born with a silver spoon in his mouth leading a life of privilege who thinks all of the good things that come to him are due to his own wonderfulness rather than which vagina he happened to slide out of

i literally know nothing about him but thats how he comes across to me after reading this. i would bet he was stone cold sober and is just that shitty of a person, for real
Caroline Trotfuck - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 06:52:36 EST ID:XyHhhnE8 No.275165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stone cold sober all the way.

However, for the sake of arguement, Mooch called Lizza really late at night so the timing is perfect for the proposed scenario. Parties hard, slams a few shots, dips his nose into a small hill of coke to get back on the keel. And BAM! you got a really confused, tired reporter with a gem of a story dumped into his lap.

Double old fashioned? (am I stupid or overthinking things) by Shit Clinnerbune - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 12:14:54 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup, /drank/ noob here.
I want to make an old fashioned, and all recipes call for 2 oz. rye to 1 sugar cube (plus bitters). My glassware is a double rocks glass (16 oz.), so a 2 oz cocktail barely reaches 10th of the glass. If I double it up on the rye, I am supposed to double up equally on sugar and bitters, no? Sorry for newb questions.
George Ciggleson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 14:51:03 EST ID:zxdWGN64 No.275154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Personally I'd double up on the bitters, but not the sugar.

But then again I'm the kind of guy who uses diet ginger ale for his mules because I don't like the extra sugar.

Apart from that doubling, tripling, quadrupling, etc a cocktail is like any other recipe. You multiply your ingredients. Though it's generally easier to go by how many parts each ingredient is supposed to be for large batches of cocktail.
Shit Clinnerbune - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:40:11 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks for the answer, bud. It ended up pretty nice actually, I ease a bit on the sugar too.
Phineas Suvingfet - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 20:46:40 EST ID:MFbDMEFX No.275159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>16 oz glassware
>2 oz cocktail
>barely reaches 10th of the glass
>barely 1/10
Lillian Sollygold - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 02:52:41 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha, had a couple drinks already at that point, brain can't math on liquor. nb

That feel when your life is over by William Widdlehitch - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:17:17 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just got in a car accident with no injuries and totaled my car.
I blew a .14

my shit is fucked.

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duiguy - Wed, 31 May 2017 20:46:57 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.274292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Call me sober, but every time ive read this post i couldnt tell if you were condemning drunk driving or boasting about how you are so intellectually superior you are to me. Being a good driver is one thing. Ive got PTSD from car accidents thanks to other peoples poor driving skills, and the cause of this particular accident is because, god bless his soul, i had a friend switch my tires and put the new ones on the rear, which caused me to fishtail, after admittedly my poor judgment in foot placement caused me to accelerate rather than brake, which resulted in me being impacted by a tractor trailer.

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE! Though, im a fuckin idiot, im almost certain to be a repeat offender. Ive driven whilst intoxicated at least to the point of a .04 recently. Maybe i am an alcoholic. Only an idiot would knowingly risk a SECOND DUI! i once laughed at those ive known to get multiple DUIS. perhaps my arrogance is my downfall. "im too good of a driver to get pulled over". But what ive seen, it doesnt matter how good of a driver you are, one simple mistake can fuck you over.
Cedric Pirrymadge - Wed, 31 May 2017 21:37:57 EST ID:YViGz1QC No.274294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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4 duis here
Sophie Fesslewater - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 23:30:50 EST ID:Zo7do9cj No.274323 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i have a DUI. nasty fine, a year long driving suspension, criminal record. feels bad.

the first few days really suck. but after a few months it'll just be another thing that happened that one time.

you are very lucky that nobody got hurt. your conscience is clean, you just made a mistake. you should probably consider quitting drinking.

at the end of the day:
1) you are down a car
2) you have a criminal record (but honestly, lots of people have DUIs)
3) your insurance rates will go up (which you can afford if you stop drinking)
4) people know you have a drinking problem

but your life isn't over, it's just extremely bad-feeling right now
duiguy - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 13:53:17 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.275116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its been about 2 weeks on probation.

It aint all bad. Im in ARD, Got my license suspended for 2 months, and im actually allowed to still drink during probation. Granted, i wont be drinking very much at the moment. But this is one of the cases where the first post is the best post. >>272849

6 month probation, its all party time.
George Ciggleson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:08:02 EST ID:zxdWGN64 No.275155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a DUI a few years ago. I was an idiot. Once was enough and it will never happen again. I got a lawyer which ate three grand of my savings and got off with probation, community service, a mark and .04 restriction on my license which expires this year, and having to go to classes for drug counseling classes for a couple months as well a pay some fines and got my license suspended for 30 days. Big thing is if you get into this situation is get a lawyer, they can save you a lot of trouble. I still got charged, but mine got the breathalyzer reading of .14(.15?) dismissed which helped my sentencing and rushed me through since apparently there was some talk in my state of a change to the law soon at the time of all DUI offenders requiring ignition interlock devices.

Also cops are dicks, the guy said I belligerent to my lawyer when I distinctly remember breaking down and drunk crying on the ride to the police station.

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