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Try to do it well by Dream - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 13:58:51 EST ID:CgQ9yatE No.272488 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You can do these works and drink alcohol by the same time:


morning after by Esther Sinnerhidging - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 08:54:56 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You ever gotten so drunk that you wake up and have to reach down and dab your butthole to see if its leaking cum?
Martha Sillertut - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 22:12:54 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spilled alcohol, vomit, rancid food, drool, and urine are occasional concerns when i arise from a drunken stupor, however not being amongst the ranks of the homosex, i cannot say i've ever thought of checking for cum
Nell Drangernot - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 22:48:41 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well you should start. You never know.
Phoebe Cembleway - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:57:45 EST ID:bD94CmCE No.272477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you got raped faggot

Organ Pain by Martin Crindertirk - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 00:40:10 EST ID:wrid5fT1 No.272345 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's happening more frequently and I'm getting worried. Is it time to give up the good fight brothers?
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Barnaby Boffingbury - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 07:03:14 EST ID:HtyCNzsw No.272409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do some people take pride in not understanding what someone says in their native language?
Nathaniel Clummletack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:20:37 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean technically it's a French loan word, mate. English is a good Germanic language, not that Romantic shit.
Eugene Gimmerfuck - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:05:29 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't ever play apologetics for morons
Esther Sinnerhidging - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:13:45 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God damn you're a tryhard.
Martha Sillertut - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 21:19:02 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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or i was just fuckin around drunk typin funnee werds, didnt think anyone would even give a fuck. excuse me while i try too hard

Drunk by Emma Dizzlehuck - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 05:49:53 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.271949 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think I pissed myself yesterday but I can't clean it up because I don't know where I did it.
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Phyllis Sengerchidge - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:33:31 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I piss the bed every time I drink now...it's almost inevitable.

I never used to either.
Clara Fepperham - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:40:39 EST ID:mfzxq5jS No.272433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a kpin experience where I took 6mg without any tolerance and, this was like 6 years ago, my sister and her boyfriend and baby who were living with us at the time for over 2 years suddenly moved out the next day. I had mentioned the day before how I couldn't stand them living there any more because they lived in the basement with me, but I blacked the fuck out and woke up the next day and they were leaving and no one has talked about it since. I honestly have no idea what I did, but I feel like I freaked the fuck out and possibly realized how fucked up I was and figured it was dangerous for them to be around with a baby or something. I have no clue, but given I've gotten belligerent on xanax twice after this occasion, I'm inclined to believe I had done so in this situation too. I've never really been one for benzos, but the few times I've used them have all ended badly or with me blacking out because I always take too much of everything, so I generally avoid them.
Clara Fepperham - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:41:57 EST ID:mfzxq5jS No.272434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They probably figured out how fucked up i was*
Ernest Sundlefane - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 10:54:31 EST ID:rrNaJtoZ No.272439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alcoholic incontinence. You're killing your bladder (and other organs). Pissing yourself is not normal at all. I know you don't care though that's why you're doing what you do.
George Piblinghet - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:16:02 EST ID:bBVgskl6 No.272462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn man clonazepam is the king of all benzos, i've binged on them before and there's a lot of scenes missing, it's the half life that does it like if you dose high enough you're fucked for such a long time, i've taken rohypnol too.

recurrent ideas when your drunk that never last by Thomas Clocklemedging - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 20:08:05 EST ID:y0c17abb No.272236 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't really care about politics sober or on anything but when I drink for some reason I get really classic left-wing like pic related

anyone else experience this?

like I just shotgunned a tallboy and I've been listening to Bella Ciao on repeat for the past hour

really can empathize with and love leftist resistant movements mostly

not much for neoliberalism drunk or sober
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Angus Hemmleville - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 02:39:11 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>neoliberalism slip out and they just laughed and told me to stop using 'internet words.'
calling the dominant economic system since the 1970s internet words??? smh. nb because sober.
Rebecca Fingerbanks - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:19:09 EST ID:+37jDY+u No.272415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wouldn't say I get explicitly political, but I to tend to drum up the energy to defend my position or attack another.
Whereas when I'm sober I don't care enough. It's kind of nice actually giving a shit about something sometimes.
Jack Famblebat - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:41:34 EST ID:VtZRWR1R No.272420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I often talk politics when drinking, but that's because many of my friends are into it as well. It's extra fun when I meet people I know are neoliberalists and we have a civil discussion on capitalism vs various forms of socialism or whatever, branching off into history or philosophy in the process. We often end up agreeing on a lot, actually.

If there's one thing I've learned from discussing politics while drunk is that we're not that different from each other. We all usually want the same things in life, but the media and social media in particular polarizes the discussion and sows division.
Thomas Samblestock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 12:14:50 EST ID:3xMMXtnk No.272425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Almost every time.
Getting drunk makes me feel less unwilling to be analytical. Most of the shit I say is retarded but I feel great in the moment because I'm actually thinking even if it's half-baked. Then I regret it when I sober up like I've committed some horrible act but usually it turns out no one cares except me.
Lillian Wommerhall - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:22:54 EST ID:/R5SfiXx No.272426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes when I'm drinking on 420chan, I get this idea to go on /drink/ and spill the beans about the 24/7 open bar ("open" as in "free") tucked away at /1701/. It's the only board on 420chan that has its own microwave-sized transporter fully equipped with pattern buffering, heisenberg compensation, refrigeration, and El-Aurian bartending.

Budweiser by Eliza Cemmerville - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 12:34:31 EST ID:4enBSmXR No.272076 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why do Americans make such a meme out of how shitty this beer is? I'm in England but you can buy it here, never bothered because of how bad everyone says it is. But it's the only beer my dad buys so I had one and thought it was pretty good. Am I a fucking plebeian or do Americans have way higher beer standards or yknow what's the deal

It's way better than any of our "cheap piss" lagers. Still prefer Tyskie though, only perk of living in the middle of the immigrant part of town is so many corner shops selling decent polski piwo for cheap.
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Frederick Shakefield - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 23:29:39 EST ID:qk5dfL50 No.272306 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Damn, I've never seen it that cheap. I'll be all over that if I ever do.
Eliza Clevingdidging - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:43:20 EST ID:C3Syfgoh No.272324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah i was surprised to see a german friend order it a bar. i was like "dude what the fuck" but he was like "it's really not that bad bro." iono, i guess you're right. it's certainly not great but it's become more of a joke than in reality how bad it actually is. it's better than shit like carlsburg or heaven forbit anything from baltika.

that said, the criticisms about its price is well founded. pic related. cheaper and better than bud. not great, but better than bud.
Oliver Hemblestad - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 09:23:38 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.272351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's much better but it's not worth paying out of your ass for. It's a good Pilsner but that's it. Hardly a complex craft beer.
Emma Hallywater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:53:30 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.272423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This 5 pounds for that is beyond ridiculous
John Pucklebury - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 09:08:09 EST ID:f59/1DbF No.272424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ireland here, have not been seeing stella on the shelves for a while and you've got me all nostalgic for it, anyone from here seen it lately?

We've been getting in Grolsch from the dutch which is a fine replacement but yea, muh nostalgia.

The Turd Of My Of your Butt After you Try To Wake Up And Shit by Ian Donningsore - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 04:42:09 EST ID:MAg8kGm3 No.272373 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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But I mean hungover shit. How many times does it take ou before an actual shit comes out? Im Making a journal and this bit is important, your replies Mean a lot to me.
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George Bankinnork - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 15:38:16 EST ID:nNDo4FqJ No.272413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have the worst shits every morning. I'm talking full on brown water. I blame my drinking. At least it all comes out at once, if not at once then it takes two trips.
Acaelus - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 23:19:07 EST ID:gOxiTBUF No.272417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know that sting all to well.

You are not alone.
Nathaniel Clummletack - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 04:18:52 EST ID:nc6i5JX6 No.272418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mine just hit when they usually do (after breakfast + coffee + cigarette), but they're way less viscous. Makes a mess I tell you whaht.
Emma Hallywater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:49:59 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.272422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My first hangover shit is usually totally dry and constipated, followed by 2-3 bouts of progressively watered down diarrhea
Ian Brookstock - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 22:48:34 EST ID:qspoEpnM No.273123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude I get the shits so bad everytime
maybe drinking strictly nothing else then malt liquor doesn't help but what the hell.
Usually in the first half-hour after I wake up I just drop some winds of furry


Pinky finger by Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 16:55:33 EST ID:JEb/SsqM No.272356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Quick survey:
Do you lift your pinky when you take a sip?
I do it unintentionally.
Frederick Febblestirk - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 19:25:17 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most of your grip comes from your thumb, index finger and middle finger. Ring finger stabilizes.


Its' just more comfortable to have the pinky out. Not always exagerrated. And a party beer stance is obviously different, since your motor functions are lacking and gotta grip it like a cave man. But in most situations, the pinky is out.
Isabella Cimblelidge - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 20:09:39 EST ID:qAUcJETu No.272363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I removed my pinkies three years ago when I myself failed to answer this very same question
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 20:20:37 EST ID:JEb/SsqM No.272365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Did you cut them off or what?
"Lift pinky, or don't? Oh, I dunno better cut them off."
Sophie Gundermare - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 21:53:12 EST ID:H9yerLtX No.272370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I do, but its kind of second nature. I don't mean it and its only a slight lift.
I think its from seeing that spongebob episode too many times as a kid
Jarvis Gucklefoot - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:50:37 EST ID:2fwRy97B No.272371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
grip depends on volume and center of gravity of object. if drinking from normal glass or bottle, then grip is 1st and 2nd finger w/ thumb. ring optional, pinky usually out. if drinking from say, a 40oz or large mug, grip is more thumb and pinky with index finger extended

busch master race thread by Basil Dartdock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 19:05:00 EST ID:GKXs8Tg7 No.272097 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ayy lmao as clear and bright as mountain air, like my piss after a couple pints
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Martin Sillersut - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 05:57:14 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Agreed mate. Busch is #1 beer. It's funny because it was the first beer I ever tried when I went to the deer lease with a friend's dad, and I thought it was utterly disgusting. Years and years later I give it a second shot and now it seems more smooth and better tasting than any other beer. The drinkability combined with the taste is just beat by none imo.
Ian Snodridge - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 15:45:39 EST ID:GKXs8Tg7 No.272318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try busch light, its the Busch of busch
Caroline Sevingdale - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 15:02:08 EST ID:wpYnCQyX No.272330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>ipa hipster detected

Busch is a perfect lunch beer. I pick up a 16oz can for a buck and a bag of chips everyday
Alice Bangerhall - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 23:48:16 EST ID:a13elZ6K No.272341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>for a buck
i'm so fucking jealous
John Gorringforth - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 15:36:36 EST ID:GKXs8Tg7 No.272354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i was being srs, busch light is the busch of busch, it's easy to drink and good and only .2 less abv busch is already weak so it's not like it matters. drink them side by side and you'll see

Alcohol + energy drinks by Oliver Bruddleket - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 20:34:03 EST ID:yuEWtaX/ No.272099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this just some stupid club gimmick at this point? Sure red bull is good mix with liquor like jager and vodka but it really doesn't add much to the drunkness. Those pre-mixed alcoholic energy drinks are just sugary shit too, nothing special.
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Charles Claycocke - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 15:55:11 EST ID:jBl2TbdZ No.272319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This. Spicy cocaine is the shit.
Cornelius Smallspear - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 17:12:54 EST ID:J/n9+qwt No.272320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"yo, gimme a hennessy redbull."
i'm kinda angry right now. I guess that's because I'm a poorfag, but still...
Alice Bangerhall - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 23:49:54 EST ID:a13elZ6K No.272342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tbh it tastes pretty good, i'd never order it in DA CLUB but i've tried this in my own home and found it pretty tasty
Samuel Cronderlock - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 00:22:51 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shiiit go with cheap VSOP or something if yr gonna mix with energy drinks. i can see the odd fruity-metal taste of energy drink going well with brandy but if you've got hennessy you might as well sip and enjoy while you get drunk.
Phyllis Duckfoot - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 11:30:03 EST ID:n65CxJDZ No.272353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're not honestly telling me you can tell the difference after mixing with a whole can of red bull.

Hangovers by Fanny Danderhall - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:26:25 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272294 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How long do your hangovers last for and what symptoms do you get?

Mine last for 3 days. They probably last for so long now because I used to drink everyday for a year (a 5th a day) after I went on a month binge to get over Suboxone withdrawals. After a few months I started getting alcohol withdrawal. Now I'll drink about 2x a month but when I do I drink about 8-10 drinks worth. It could be some alcohol withdrawal thrown into the mix which is why they're pretty bad hangovers even though I'll drink a full thing of V8 Fusion juice, 8-12 oz of water per shot and take a shitload of vitamins.

I'll feel all over complete shit, racing heart at times, sorta anxious, sweaty at times, and even shake slightly. Like I said I'm pretty sure it's a very minor alcohol withdrawal thrown into the mix but I'm prescribed clonidine, baclofen and tegretol so they make it easy to ignore besides the all over shit feeling I get on the first day where I just want to sleep/lay down and stare at my computer.
Edward Turveywell - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:54:29 EST ID:5F6/3PyQ No.272298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe a worry of me making myself out to be a lightweight here, but I've genuinely never had a hangover last past 1200 (midday) the following day

A good breakfast and a strong coffee and I'm as good as gold. That breakfast usually consists of 4+ eggs scrambled, 4 bacon rashers fried, fried bread and maybe either a tin of baked beans (BRITAIN) or some fried black pudding.
That and a pint or so of water and I'm golden,
Fanny Danderhall - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 21:55:05 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When I was 21-23 I could drink a 5th-a liter of vodka in a night and not be hungover at all the next day so don't feel bad.

Shit just starts taking its toll sooner or later.
Simon Gocklespear - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 22:08:23 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Organ damage. You should get checked out. Only other possibility is due to your other substance abuse issues. I've had 2 day long but it wasn't even a headache just feeling sick and poisoned. I know that it is because my body is close to shot from 15 years of sub abuse. I can't drink anymore.
Fanny Danderhall - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 22:10:26 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's from 12 years of Xanax and hard drug addiction. Went to rehab and stuck with it except my alcohol usage every couple weeks.
Fanny Danderhall - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 22:14:07 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also you can be hungover for 72 hours apparently which basically sums me up. Third day it's pretty ignorable but symptoms are still there. Second day is pretty decent too but still feel it decently.

Some of you guys are cool by Matilda Mimbleworth - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 15:17:19 EST ID:oVbkGEKT No.272126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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don't go to south africa tomorrow
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Eugene Donkinbag - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 14:28:06 EST ID:SOEini7V No.272291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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James Deffinglidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:15:11 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.272292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get your loser-ass politics out of here retard. Trump is your president like it or not.
Simon Gocklespear - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 22:10:36 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You started it cunt fuck off back to pol
Simon Pondlesot - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:34:19 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Trump is a man-child like it or not
Eliza Clevingdidging - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:54:18 EST ID:C3Syfgoh No.272325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't start shit, don't get shit. fuck off back to 8shit /pol/.

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