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RIP SYN by Fuck Pinnershit - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:58:33 EST ID:q9OQLVYI No.277569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been coming here casually for years. /hooch/ has always been of drunken refuge for when I want to have a laugh, find good music, or just chat with other drunks about what's shit and whats good.

I didn't know Syn but I assume he was special to the 420chan community.

So here's a shot for Syn, may he reside in liquid heaven


A question by Charles Chidgedock - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 19:24:06 EST ID:93JrBQAJ No.277390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You have unlimited booze and unlimited things to do. You can do anyhtign you want.

What do you drink, how drunk do you get, and what do you do first?
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Edward Nizzlehot - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 00:43:35 EST ID:ckIKPrnP No.277396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
FIRST
i find my spirit mates through rich people social media
then we have a lot of food/drug sex

we match our lifestyle expenditure with impact investments in developing zones like india

end hunger!
end slavery!
make porn about aliens inventing new kinds of leek dildo stir fry
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Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:32:18 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277390
Bleach. Pray for death.
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Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:34:08 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277398
P.S. I am the best fun at parties.
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Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:45:31 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277390
Id drink the best fucking bourbons on the planet, and wash em down with the shittiest beers, near freezing cold. Id get fuckin trashed but not so much that i can't handle fucking lol. And id call a buncha hot bois and gamer girls, throw down on a mario kart double dash tournament, and finish with a good ol drunk orgy.
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Jarvis Honeystone - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 06:47:15 EST ID:Mrg/hEc7 No.277536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277390
>What do you drink
pinot noir + other wines

>how drunk do you get
probably somewhere between 3-5 drinks. im becoming sick of getting sloppy

>what do you do first
talk with fun friends/watch a movie


wait a minute I do exactly this anyway


Drunken Meat Beating by Fuck Murdville - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 19:55:08 EST ID:4frg3IE+ No.277353 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone else like to beat they meat whilst wasted?

I cant be the only one
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Caroline Blobberbanks - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 18:57:28 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.277420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feels great buzzed. When wasted though it's too much effort. I can get hard but it takes forever to cum, like my hand aches and I have to push through it
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Priscilla Shittingham - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 21:18:03 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I could probably get it up while drunk but I don't try. I don't want to masturbate while I'm drunk. I want to fuck a little more than normal but I think that's normal. Masturbating while drunk is tedious and tiresome. Sure I'll cum but it won't be as good if I had done it while sober. Sometimes actually I'll use my drunkenness as an excuse not to masturbate so after several days of drinking I can rub one out and feel awesome while I become sober.
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Hannah Sangerhot - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 00:52:13 EST ID:IKM0SnrN No.277426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277353
>mfw i'm actually about to do this

it's fucking awesome. i'm not gonna be totally thrashed, but i'll be about 4ish standard drinks in when i do and i'll slowly go through a 5th before i blast off.

i set a time limit of 30-40 minutes after which point it's time to max out and launch the spirit bomb.
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Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:38:35 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277353
Think i just had the best nut of my life a sec ago. Slayer
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Sophie Clubberfuck - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:26:43 EST ID:ks68xIcr No.277526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277417
Just reminded me of a Milf I couldn't fuck because I was too fucked up

feelsbadman


Good Alcohol to mix with Weed by Shitting Creffingtat - Thu, 09 Nov 2017 22:16:18 EST ID:qA+9Tvf2 No.276400 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What’s a good booze to drink while toking up?

I’ve tried white wine and old fashioned mead. Both seem to have the same synergy when mixed with weed - enhances relaxation and deals with some of the paranoia. I’m bumping up to shots of vodka next time; but I’m wondering if hooch has any insight on what spirits mix better with weed.
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Ian Buzzcocke - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:02:02 EST ID:IOo8GL51 No.276446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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make alcoholic smoothies, op. they're delightful whipe high. pretty simple too. just huck whatever fruits you want + ice + milk if you want + liquor of your choice (i recommend vodka or rum).
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Cedric Clinninghit - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 19:53:32 EST ID:zXk2OC1n No.277151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>276444
I agree with this.
Also, I find that weed will bring out other flavors in beer that I couldn't or didn't notice before.. in a good way. Weed has only served to deepen my tastes for certain beers which is dope
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David Gubberham - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:14:03 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>bumping up to two shots of vodka

woah take it easy you wild animal

get the fuck off this board
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Augustus Grandcocke - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 20:54:11 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277156
No, bumping up to shots of vodka, you know as opposed to wine.
The word "two" did not appear in the OP.
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Sophie Clubberfuck - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:25:10 EST ID:ks68xIcr No.277525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guiness, Foreign with weed is godly


Weepies while drunk by Hannah Mimbledock - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 13:26:03 EST ID:gzjh/f97 No.277316 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Be me, 27, alcoholic for 7 years
>I have psychological problems that led to and are potentiated by my drinking, duh, but i'm not here for a lecture.

lately i've been having crying spells when i drink...
any tips to keep your eyes dry and your mood up when drinking? mind you, i only drink alone.
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William Sunnerham - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 03:18:08 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
snort coke while you drink that'll cheer you back up. Alternatively stop drinking
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Reuben Govingforth - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 04:57:35 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277316
I've been there man. Hooch opens the emotional side in a lot of people and sometimes that comes with crying spells. Embrace it, learn from it, and move on.

Such is life.
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Caroline Pitthall - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 06:12:11 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277316
>I have psychological problems that led to and are potentiated by my drinking
>potentiated

URGH.
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Hugh Nodgemedge - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 20:18:25 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
used to happen all the time. idk what stopped it i was too drunk to remember. keep those emotions tho dont become vacant. dont abuse booze but dont demonize it either. its the only thing that'll be there for u when ur at wits end. "Alcoholic" is a self label- then you're playing a character. be you but also make that money and dont miss your alarm/drink at work. ya smell me funk-o?
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Nathaniel Drissledale - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 04:07:41 EST ID:COPbef3C No.277522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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try psychedelics my dude


irish whiskeys by Wesley Turveywell - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 05:58:58 EST ID:/by1tcg2 No.277430 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this stuff is so smooth

goes down like water
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Frederick Sibbleworth - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:57:34 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.277515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes Irish whiskey has a special place in my heart. Tullamore DEW, Jameson, Bushmills, all good. Unfortunately I live in one of the most expensive commie countries so I most often get some cheaper stuff.
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Barnaby Wamblepatch - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 21:35:36 EST ID:euanRhX+ No.277519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Trash, trash, trash. If it's not an islay what's the point
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Barnaby Wamblepatch - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 22:48:05 EST ID:euanRhX+ No.277520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277519
>>277519
literally burn yourself and your offspring to death if your whiskey is less than a chaotic inferno of suffering


It's been a long while by Uglyhuncher !QXlqXfQ2go - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 00:31:48 EST ID:8lKe9N1d No.277454 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hay /hooch/! I've been doing some weird soaked-in-booze shit here lately and I've been absent from the god damn internet. I'm still drankin strong and I raise my glass to all you motherfuckers! Cheers!
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Eliza Boblingmitch - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 04:39:52 EST ID:PgfKL2w1 No.277494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277471
What happened to this woman's vagina
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Cornelius Nicklewater - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 12:58:25 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277494
enlarged clitoris from steroid abuse, she used to be one of the most promising power-lifters in Australia, before going down a deep path of self-destruction
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Frederick Banderhare - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:32:43 EST ID:b77HkJcy No.277501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277471
wow, i remember that, was here, but not there, just to be clear
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Nicholas Subbledetch - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 02:33:16 EST ID:ZcKTuuPo No.277502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277471
I can see why you drink
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Henry Farrykure - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 19:42:09 EST ID:YkULKn4/ No.277507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277471
congratulations, you have one of the smallest penises i've ever had the misfortune of seeing.


Party safty guide by Simon Brommlebat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 01:28:22 EST ID:HbXiG78z No.277440 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /hooch/, cracking a bigfoot and finishing up this school project. Got any shit to fling at me?
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Esther Honkinway - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 08:32:22 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.277495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you didnt close the bracket in the 2nd paragraph beneath YOU DIE
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Esther Honkinway - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 08:34:54 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.277496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277495
also all the items in the numbered list in the 2nd column are number one

nb
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Cornelius Bloshkock - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 20:52:11 EST ID:bBbubwKw No.277508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I learned in elementary school that you shouldn't make ever letter a different color; it's difficult on the eyes.



nb


Homeless/getting kicked out by Shizam - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 06:04:49 EST ID:c5lYNteg No.277432 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i know this is a depressing topic but im almost certain im going to be kicked out and probably homeless within the next month due to me giving up on life and drinking constantly trying to kill myself. i was just wondering if anyone else here has been in the same situation and would like to share advice/tips etc.

apologies if this post is incoherent im obviously drunk as a skunk
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Doris Duckbury - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 06:52:28 EST ID:XvFgzT3g No.277433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277432

Life is hard and we all make poor decision. I know you feel like shit, but hey, we all have problems.... Get your shit together. Make a routine, get proactive, get a job and earn cash. Take care of yourself and your enviroment. Get some money, design a routine and enjoy life... You'll get better. The war is not lost.
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Phyllis Simmerbanks - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:09:54 EST ID:CZiCOTgU No.277435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277432
So, I drink a lot, yeah? I drink a ton. In fact, I got home from work at 4 and have been getting on my roommates booze since. You know what I don't do?

Constantly try and kill myself

Don't try and blame booze on your friends shunting you out of their lives, booze isn't scary, it's the multiple suicide attempts. Booze probably makes you a jackass, but no one wants to find a dead body. Your friends? They are the last people that want to find a dead body, much less YOURS.

The first time you were tried to do it was an emotional time for you and everyone around you I'm sure. The second? People were shaken up and emotional, but did it have the same ring to it? If you've tried it 3 times, based on aversion, people will just shut you out of their lives to not have to deal with a dead body.

The fact that you've tried multiple times, to me, shows that you're trying to further alienate anyone that might care about you so that you don't feel guilty about your past actions. "The less people that care about me, the less that I have to care about myself", paradox that so many depressives (myself included) have, seems to be in full effect here.

Man, you've got people that care about you. Drop the booze, eat some vitamin D, and check out talk therapy. AA isn't for everyone, but it does help a lot of people. There are also sliding scale therapists all over the place nowadays and they can help you through more than you would ever think possible before trying it.
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Molly Clonderville - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 14:09:54 EST ID:c5lYNteg No.277444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277435
>constantly try and kill myself
i have been hospitalised legitimately once for an overdose 3 years ago and nothing remotely close to that has happened since

>Your friends? They are the last people that want to find a dead body, much less YOURS.

i don't have any friends. i have 2 people i share a house with and they don't give a fuck about me, regularly complain and bitch at me for things i didn't do. My father doesnt care and spends all his spare time with his girlfriend and my mother is a psycho manipulative mentally ill bitch.

>the fact that you've tried multiple times
I never said that

>man, you've got people that care about you
what made you assume that?
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Clara Cinningpad - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 15:51:12 EST ID:wlA2DW1g No.277445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have any idea how hard it is to drink enough to die from alcohol alone? Part of the reason these people don't give a shit about you is cause you're one silly motherfucker saying he wants to die and using that as the excuse to drink all the time. It'd be really easy to take this post into "just jump of a bridge faggot" but honestly I'm not going to go there, I'm going to say don't kill yourself. Within the next month is enough time to get some money together to move, or make your apologies and stop being annoying, or whatever you have to do to attain a little more stability with your living situation. That was the problem you came to us with, we have even less ability to help you with whatever other problems you have..
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Wesley Ponderway - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 21:53:47 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you're getting blamed for something you didn't do

create a new branch of philosiphy


Local shitty liquor by Beatrice Cubblewill - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 22:37:09 EST ID:4vxHkuHF No.277453 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post something you can't find out of your country (or at least out of your state) and is also fucking awful but you drink it anyways.
I'll start with pic related, the Brazilian version of 4Loko: Skol Beats a.k.a. puke juice
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Ernest Duckhall - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:48:09 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Isn't even that cheap, but close to bottom shelf. But we with friends used to buy cases of it for a time. If you add a shot of gin to the can it becomes a drink called "Gin Diesel". Miss those days, just one guy driving a minivan and the rest getting wasted
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Ernest Duckhall - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:51:01 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277453
Also nb, but is the green one called spirit because it's Sprite taste?
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Cornelius Bloshkock - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 20:58:29 EST ID:bBbubwKw No.277510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277453

I live in NYC so I'm not sure what you can or cannot get outside of here, considering we get a shit ton from outside (and luckily they haven't cracked down on booze yet), but: Doe Skol Beats still have the "energy" component (unlike America when a single person died off 4Loko)?

polite nb


what by Jarvis Fusslepitch - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 21:20:48 EST ID:hoGImpcg No.277275 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why is alcohol intoxication almost instantaneous whereas other drugs have obvious come ups?
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Jack Blythefoot - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 22:17:22 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277379

while the state of matter of the ingested substance does affect its bioavailability and rate of metabolism, that is NOT the reason why it affects the nervous system near-immediately. the SINGLE and ONLY reason alcohol is near-immediate is because it is lipid-soluble and can therefore pass freely through the blood brain barrier. other examples are caffeine and nicotine. it is not because it is a liquid. nb for dp.
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Jack Blythefoot - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 22:19:00 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277381

for example a solid hydrocodone pill will not affect the brain as a solid caffeine pill. sorry for trip post just keep thinkin of shit nb
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Jack Blythefoot - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 22:19:30 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277382

as quickly as* brb killing myself for quadpost diarrhea
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Priscilla Shittingham - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 21:23:25 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277380

I'll drink to that
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Walter Dindledock - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 22:54:06 EST ID:9KevJqaV No.277424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buccal absorption and absorption through the stomach lining.


Hooch? by Hannah Greenwell - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 12:21:16 EST ID:HjI9jRRS No.277240 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I see this board is /drank

Could have sworn it was called /hooch

Its been a few years
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Wesley Herringchedging - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 23:18:32 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.277257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277256
Err, March or April of 2017
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Phineas Cheggleworth - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:22:10 EST ID:4gLl/Tn5 No.277340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277257
I've literally been staring at this version of the comic for 15 minutes and i cant for the life of me figure it out
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William Sunnerham - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 03:13:35 EST ID:qtoU1J0S No.277345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277340
Hatman is a /del/ meme
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Lydia Cruttingstone - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 18:57:26 EST ID:EacsxR5Z No.277351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
testen en andaiyo
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Simon Blallerfuck - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 18:14:51 EST ID:HpBcYoCw No.277418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277345
It's fucked man


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