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Help pls by Caroline Gapperson - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 15:34:48 EST ID:No7762KT No.275200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I replaced my drug addictions with alcohol.

2 questions;
Can I sustain being a functional drunk for a long time (i.e years)?
Is it harder to stay slim than if I just ate an equal amount of calories that the alcohol is?
Angus Ceckleshit - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 16:43:08 EST ID:ygVn5U6l No.275201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Depends on how hard you're going at it. To many variables to consider.

I've been going at it for four years with one month breaks here and there.

I was drunkorexic for awhile. Yeah, you stay slim, but it's hard on the body.

It's not a fun route to take it life. It sneaks up on you slowly. But it hits you hard in the end. You'll look older than you are one day, and it doesn't reverse.
Priscilla Clacklenag - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 22:27:59 EST ID:ERm4sKcZ No.275204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've been drinking fairly heavily every day for about 4 years now
It's sustainable but like the other poster said, its really easy to go full drunkorexic and only consume alcohol and no food some days, its pretty shitty
I eat every day now but there were times where I just had abosultely no appetite, and would just kill a fifth to myself inside, after doing that for awhile I began to get uncontrollably sick all the time, couldn't hold down food and barely water, and only booze would cure it. So yeah, be careful, its real easy for some people (myself especially) to get reaaaallllly hooked on downers and then not even realize you're dependent or have a problem until you're up at 8am puking bile for an hour then have a nip of whiskey to take the edge off.
It's feasible, just a fine line to walk my friend
Frederick Tillingson - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 01:43:17 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I replaced drugs with alcohol at one point but started getting chubby so I said fuck that. No more alcohol for me except on occasion. From what I understand, it will slow down your metabolism on top of the increase in calories and sugar.

If it didn't mess with my beauty I wouldn't give a fuck but I can't handle gettin chubby. I gotta be hoooott
Jarvis Nittingstadge - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 08:33:44 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.275210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes but it's not worth it.
Alcohol wrecks your body, especially without recovery time and nutritious food.

Staying slim while getting drunk every night sucks. It's a downward spiral of replacing food with alcohol basically.
Excercise to lose weight doesn't help as much and can actually fuck you up if you do it whilst drinking.
William Crungercocke - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 10:27:41 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alcoholic here. by being an alcoholic you are accepting malnourishment in one form or another, be it drunkorexia or drunkobese. you are making your belly machine process gallons of shitty calorie-laden poison, so no matter what else you do your body will be fucked regardless. so if you are worried about staying slim just accept you will be malnourished and notice declines in all measurements of the health of your body's systems

das it nigga by Jenny Bibberway - Sat, 22 Jul 2017 01:28:55 EST ID:+uErFvOo No.275009 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thomas Gogglewill - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 22:48:13 EST ID:wXFmgpJ4 No.275163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:40:58 EST ID:9MuJB+sh No.275173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know exactly what you are talking about. The lack of remorse. Such a bliss.
Sophie Pazzlelotch - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 16:19:37 EST ID:BpEe96hM No.275192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My favorite combo, when I can I like to add some /benz/ or some oxy along for the holy trifecta of being shitfaced.

Why is orange juice/sunny d so damn good with beer? by Oliver Drandlegold - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 22:36:26 EST ID:xA8Xz1/d No.275123 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Brass monkey / 40 / cheap beer love thread
Archie Crickleville - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 13:53:36 EST ID:qmE/pezv No.275143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because you are a faggot, american and have bad taste.
Doris Breddlewell - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 19:56:57 EST ID:ygVn5U6l No.275147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because you have a sweet tooth. That simple.
Thomas Brookgold - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 04:38:03 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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David Blallylark - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 13:30:00 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I imagine you saying that with a french accent while sipping from an excellent Merlot and nibbling on a croissant.

Drunk press secretary by David Claylock - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:15:42 EST ID:++TIgOba No.275088 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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K so I don't want this to be a pro or anti Trump thread, that's not where I'm going with this.

The one and only question I'm asking here: Was he drunk?
A little background if you're out of the loop: Sean Spicer quit as Trump's press secretary and this guy named Scaramucci replaced him. The new guy is a fucking goldmine of lulz, just read pic.

Again, not trying to be all /pol/ here, specifically just asking the question of if he was drunk when he did this interview.
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Sidney Drorrysene - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 12:46:07 EST ID:soSC/F+m No.275090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One would hope but the answers probably no. I'd much rather be run by a bunch of people who were all on drugs and doing crazy shit rather than people who were doing all this shit sober

I still like to imagine the White House is this big trap house where Trump and his cabinet and all the staffers get high out of their minds on all sorts of shit
Clara Drovingset - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 13:42:30 EST ID:Qh/x7OSJ No.275093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol this looks like a script from Trailer Park Boys
Caroline Debberdale - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 17:27:34 EST ID:SHbB3pEC No.275095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What makes you think he was drunk and not on other drugs?

Upon reading this I imagined he was really stimmed out but who knows? Can't analyze the tone of voice with texts

>I'm not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I'm here to serve the country

Sounds sorta like how I would communicate when on adderall/ritalin binges.
Sophie Mablingwill - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 03:44:44 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like a petulant faggot born with a silver spoon in his mouth leading a life of privilege who thinks all of the good things that come to him are due to his own wonderfulness rather than which vagina he happened to slide out of

i literally know nothing about him but thats how he comes across to me after reading this. i would bet he was stone cold sober and is just that shitty of a person, for real
Caroline Trotfuck - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 06:52:36 EST ID:XyHhhnE8 No.275165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stone cold sober all the way.

However, for the sake of arguement, Mooch called Lizza really late at night so the timing is perfect for the proposed scenario. Parties hard, slams a few shots, dips his nose into a small hill of coke to get back on the keel. And BAM! you got a really confused, tired reporter with a gem of a story dumped into his lap.

Double old fashioned? (am I stupid or overthinking things) by Shit Clinnerbune - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 12:14:54 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup, /drank/ noob here.
I want to make an old fashioned, and all recipes call for 2 oz. rye to 1 sugar cube (plus bitters). My glassware is a double rocks glass (16 oz.), so a 2 oz cocktail barely reaches 10th of the glass. If I double it up on the rye, I am supposed to double up equally on sugar and bitters, no? Sorry for newb questions.
George Ciggleson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 14:51:03 EST ID:zxdWGN64 No.275154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Personally I'd double up on the bitters, but not the sugar.

But then again I'm the kind of guy who uses diet ginger ale for his mules because I don't like the extra sugar.

Apart from that doubling, tripling, quadrupling, etc a cocktail is like any other recipe. You multiply your ingredients. Though it's generally easier to go by how many parts each ingredient is supposed to be for large batches of cocktail.
Shit Clinnerbune - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:40:11 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks for the answer, bud. It ended up pretty nice actually, I ease a bit on the sugar too.
Phineas Suvingfet - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 20:46:40 EST ID:MFbDMEFX No.275159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>16 oz glassware
>2 oz cocktail
>barely reaches 10th of the glass
>barely 1/10
Lillian Sollygold - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 02:52:41 EST ID:r1ZxS7k4 No.275164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha, had a couple drinks already at that point, brain can't math on liquor. nb

That feel when your life is over by William Widdlehitch - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:17:17 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just got in a car accident with no injuries and totaled my car.
I blew a .14

my shit is fucked.

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duiguy - Wed, 31 May 2017 20:46:57 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.274292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Call me sober, but every time ive read this post i couldnt tell if you were condemning drunk driving or boasting about how you are so intellectually superior you are to me. Being a good driver is one thing. Ive got PTSD from car accidents thanks to other peoples poor driving skills, and the cause of this particular accident is because, god bless his soul, i had a friend switch my tires and put the new ones on the rear, which caused me to fishtail, after admittedly my poor judgment in foot placement caused me to accelerate rather than brake, which resulted in me being impacted by a tractor trailer.

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE! Though, im a fuckin idiot, im almost certain to be a repeat offender. Ive driven whilst intoxicated at least to the point of a .04 recently. Maybe i am an alcoholic. Only an idiot would knowingly risk a SECOND DUI! i once laughed at those ive known to get multiple DUIS. perhaps my arrogance is my downfall. "im too good of a driver to get pulled over". But what ive seen, it doesnt matter how good of a driver you are, one simple mistake can fuck you over.
Cedric Pirrymadge - Wed, 31 May 2017 21:37:57 EST ID:YViGz1QC No.274294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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4 duis here
Sophie Fesslewater - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 23:30:50 EST ID:Zo7do9cj No.274323 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i have a DUI. nasty fine, a year long driving suspension, criminal record. feels bad.

the first few days really suck. but after a few months it'll just be another thing that happened that one time.

you are very lucky that nobody got hurt. your conscience is clean, you just made a mistake. you should probably consider quitting drinking.

at the end of the day:
1) you are down a car
2) you have a criminal record (but honestly, lots of people have DUIs)
3) your insurance rates will go up (which you can afford if you stop drinking)
4) people know you have a drinking problem

but your life isn't over, it's just extremely bad-feeling right now
duiguy - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 13:53:17 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.275116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its been about 2 weeks on probation.

It aint all bad. Im in ARD, Got my license suspended for 2 months, and im actually allowed to still drink during probation. Granted, i wont be drinking very much at the moment. But this is one of the cases where the first post is the best post. >>272849

6 month probation, its all party time.
George Ciggleson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 15:08:02 EST ID:zxdWGN64 No.275155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a DUI a few years ago. I was an idiot. Once was enough and it will never happen again. I got a lawyer which ate three grand of my savings and got off with probation, community service, a mark and .04 restriction on my license which expires this year, and having to go to classes for drug counseling classes for a couple months as well a pay some fines and got my license suspended for 30 days. Big thing is if you get into this situation is get a lawyer, they can save you a lot of trouble. I still got charged, but mine got the breathalyzer reading of .14(.15?) dismissed which helped my sentencing and rushed me through since apparently there was some talk in my state of a change to the law soon at the time of all DUI offenders requiring ignition interlock devices.

Also cops are dicks, the guy said I belligerent to my lawyer when I distinctly remember breaking down and drunk crying on the ride to the police station.

How do I drank hooch? by Hamilton Bebbertet - Mon, 24 Jul 2017 14:49:45 EST ID:CSnwYn3r No.275039 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I just watched that webm of a chick getting super drunk and pissing all over the place, and it made me jealous. You see, I can't drink enough alcohol to get properly sloshed, hell, I can barely manage tipsy. It just fucks with my stomach too much. If I drink a single beer too fast, I'll throw up. I basically have to drink in such small sips so slowly that I can barely get drunk. Afterwards I always get horrible bloating, gas, stomach pains and diarrhea. I always have to smoke tons of weed if I want to drink, and I'm out of weed. Normally when that happens you turn to alcohol but it's not an option for me.

Does anyone know if there's a cure to this? I want to get legally fucked up like everyone else. I think it might be related to my intestinal microbiome. I just started an antifungal for unrelated reasons and I have some probiotics I'm gonna start taking so we'll see if that helps.

>want to get fucked up on booze
>can't because I hurl and get bloating and cramps and watery shit from small amounts
>what do

also, didn't this board used to be called hooch, not drank?
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Matilda Porringmad - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 14:50:05 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.275057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275039 The first part of getting drunk is the best and most euphoric anyway.
Samuel Crorringwadge - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 17:08:20 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just buy a half-decent silver tequila like jose cuervo, and mix it with lime juice (i like to buy the Simply Lime brand) and mix it at about a 1:4 ratio and you wont taste much alcohol and will get proper drunk right quick
Jack Finningwill - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 22:56:58 EST ID:173UdOH7 No.275066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always hear people say beer makes them feel super full or even sick but then can drink vodka no problem. For me it's the total opposite, I can put back beer after beer after beer with no issue but if I do more than 2 shots I feel like I'm gonna puke. It's probably just the revolting taste of liquor since mixed drinks are usually fine. But with mixed drinks there's a bunch of sugar and shit so beer still wins out.

Wine's like the perfect mix between alcohol percentage and easiness to drink but it just doesn't have the taste variety and refreshing qualities that beer does
Priscilla Grimhood - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:57:20 EST ID:PVGNxie8 No.275070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make sure you always start out with some food in your stomach. Eating some light snack food like crackers or nuts while drinking can really help since it soaks up the alcohol so it isn't eating away at your stomach lining. Liquor is good since it's a smaller volume but it's also more heavily concentrated so this can fuck with your stomach if you drink it too quickly or on an empty stomach.

I think wine works well because it has a decent ABV but still diluted enough that it'll probably easier to drink than liquor. And unlike beer, it's not carbonated or loaded with carbs.
Charles Clommlewater - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 15:00:58 EST ID:Lzybpi9h No.275144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Every one of us who can drink much have done it through trial and error so to speak. Every single one of us who can drink much have done their fair share of throwing up and stumbling around. Alcohol is just one of those thing you have to practice to get better at.

Plugging the best periodical in America by Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:40:35 EST ID:29o0qDZX No.275078 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you heard the gospel of our lord and savior Frank Kelly Rich? You fucking should. Modern Drunkard Magazine is the finest periodical in America, written by people like us for people like us. If you haven't checked out, do yourself a favor. Here's an article from their latest issue:
Ebenezer Cevingwuck - Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:55:55 EST ID:OweiUeLD No.275079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ur a fag bigtime goggle how bout you trip and fall and accidentally suck my dick fag
Albert Duckhood - Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:19:09 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tripfag pls go
Basil Hicklebanks - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 15:29:09 EST ID:TO5g6Uqs No.275118 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You must be american. What a fucking joke. Grow up!
Priscilla Buzzstone - Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:59:15 EST ID:8/MRGr/P No.275124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Modern Drunkard's a great magazine. I love the stories

BUCKFAST by Shitting Briffingstag - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 13:11:51 EST ID:f7Bj4oNi No.275091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the tonic wine that gets you fucked fast.

curious if anyone here has had it outside the UK? it's standard for the working class in scotland, and by extension we get a lot of it in the north of england, but i have no clue if you can get it anywhere else. only ever see it mentioned by scots online.

its 15% abv with a load of caffeine so it keeps you going all night, but not as bad of a hangover as the shots mixed with red bull you get charged way too much for in clubs. taste-wise it's just really cheap wine, hint of cough syrup to it, easy to get down. many a good time to be had on the bucky
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Jenny Hongerstock - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 19:49:23 EST ID:soSC/F+m No.275105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oooooooooooh now I know what happened, jesus I've been here almost 8 years now and I didn't know that word filter existed, thought I was going insane
Jack Pinnerkon - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 04:55:24 EST ID:ERm4sKcZ No.275110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's a newish filter from after /hooch/ became /drank/ iirc
Sophie Clockleson - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 08:26:09 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
manlet ?
Jack Mashmadge - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 11:18:16 EST ID:pP3m6tJX No.275113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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test: very small

anyway OP, living in murka here, there's a load of cheap UK booze i'd love to try and buckfast is for sure in that list. as mentioned there's become a sort of hysteria over caffeinated booze, and laws vary by state but a lot of places have made these drinks go away. 4 loko as mentioned, but back in college i guzzled pic related as well.
Phoebe Crellerhire - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 10:55:23 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.275142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lightweight ?

Who got the HOOCH by Albert Duckhood - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:17:09 EST ID:7dw2zj9c No.275074 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /hooch/

I refuse to ever call this board by another name, at least until Kirt fixes the fuckin' icon.

As an act of protest here is a song I liked when I was a lad, before I even knew what "hooch" was.


Malt Liquor General by Basil Nucklechit - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 01:37:40 EST ID:AosnAocM No.274967 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Malt liquor is great. It is like high powered beer that doesn't follow the normal macro-brew beer/ice beer rules. What are some of your favorites? And why do you like them? I'm talking about the ML itself not the price point. We all know it is all normally cheap as fuck.

I've been enjoying St. Ides lately. It isn't ultra carbonated, has a thick mouth feel, just enough sweetness and tastes a bit stronger on the alcohol side (which i like). Weighs in at 8.2 percent. Though i heard they pushed this shit hard in the 90's and some hood rappers got some endorsement deals. They also appeared in a few films during that time. NOW i know why black people look at me weird when i'm walking out of the store with two of these.
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Graham Honeywill - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 11:14:46 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.274986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Would love to try some American malt liquor some day. Over here we have stuff like pic related, which I guess is kinda the same? Probably not as cheap though.
Frederick Goodman - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 14:14:10 EST ID:AosnAocM No.274988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've gotta disagree. I've tried a number of them that are way better than some macrobrews. Or at least less astringent. Not all of them are like this but i have tried a few that taste "fresher". Even if it doesn't taste clean i like the added body for the price. I mean some of the strong shit, even if it tastes bad it tastes less watered down. Try old english, i don't get it but i remember it being fairly crisp. Good on a hot day.
Frederick Goodman - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 14:15:19 EST ID:AosnAocM No.274989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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forgot pussy dont ban me
Ernest Sodgepet - Mon, 24 Jul 2017 12:40:06 EST ID:LXVkLsgO No.275038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where are you from man? I drink Bavaria too, i'm from Nova Scotia. We only have 8.6% blonde and 7.9% red. I like to drink 3 of the blondes. which is like 3Litre of 4% beer
Shitting Geddlestock - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:17:59 EST ID:Qh/x7OSJ No.275071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Picked up a 40 of Mickey's and am gonna get 'er in me now.

Fuck this makes me wanna get my friends together and play Edward 40hands again

Alcoholic liver damage and binge drinking by Wise Idiot - Wed, 21 Jun 2017 22:02:17 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.274623 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Im really concerned about my health. ive been binge drinking a lot these past few months. I mean im drinking like a shit ton of alcohol.

ive got a white band at the tip of my fingernail, and thats a symptom of liver damage. Do i have cirrhosis? im a fucking retard, and i really think i need to go to the doctor to get my liver checked. my skin isnt turning yellow though.

Anyone ever have symptoms like the tip of the finger nail changing color?
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Sidney Gimmerchure - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 17:37:37 EST ID:CMKOcxaf No.275004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I cant even see straight enough to see the tips of my fingernails.
Archie Fuckingway - Sat, 22 Jul 2017 09:07:50 EST ID:AosnAocM No.275012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hell yeah he is. I'm glad somebody liked my image. His shit is unreal.
Sophie Honeyfoot - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 21:44:02 EST ID:KwB3wImC No.275033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't read the thread, but...
Jaundice is a late and serious sign of liver failure, you can be doing damage to your liver but still have good function before late signs appear - getting jaundice is pretty close to knowing you'll need a transplant if things don't get better. I'm not saying your habits might be acceptably healthy or not but the typical young body can cope with this kind of thing for a while. It's probably more unhealthy for your gut and brain with huge doses of alcohol but still not serious harm.

If you're worried go and see a doctor for a general health checkup that touches everything. Don't mention alcohol or only say a few drinks on weekends. Hopefully they run urine/stool/blood tests and anything abnormal will definitely show up, THEN say how much you drink truthfully and the doc will tell you to cut back and whether alcohol is the prime cause.

If it worries you so much though, just drink less and less often, eat healthy, exercise every day and get a proper night sleep as often as you can and you will feel better than ever, but it's a lot of effort if you're used to jacking off all day and only ever standing up to eat cheetos and drink or shit, or something like that.

Shit if you start living the rest of your life as healthy as you can your drinking might not even need to change but it sounds like it's a problem for you psychologically and would make you feel better if you cut back for a while.
Fanny Tootspear - Sun, 23 Jul 2017 23:10:13 EST ID:rxS02sKt No.275034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bumping for beksinski
Wise Idiot - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 15:45:30 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.275069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its been about 2 weeks since my last drink, and leading up to the start of those two weeks ive only had small amounts of alcohol. Less than an ounce a day. Im fairly active, and get a lot of sun. i eat mostly healthy, and i sleep as much as i can. I think after 3 or 4 weeks ill go back to my doctor and get another screen for liver, kidney, and pancreas function, but ive been screened twice already and everything was normal. I think its safe to say im safe from harm. Ill know for sure next time i see the doctor. im not having any pains at the moment, but my shits are still a bit off every now and again. I had a catscan done to look at my liver and its all normal as well. Im just gonna stay dry and wait.

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