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Malt Liquor for a beginner by Angus Micklehood - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:19:30 EST ID:VmUjdaId No.271705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've never had malt liquor (elitists pls)

But what's one of the best ones if I want to try one?
Angus Fuckleture - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:26:50 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.271706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Steel Reserve is a classic.
King Cobra is great, it is the cheapest and still in glass bottles.

Steel Reserve isn't made in glass anymore because people shatter them everywhere.

Mickey's, Olde English, Colt, etc. are good, but Steel is #1 and Cobra is #2.
Caroline Goffingfen - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 00:29:48 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.271711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Taste wise. Go for Mickey's, one of the top cheap beers out there. Wouldn't call Genesee a malt liquor, but it's gotten cheaper these days than the traditional candidates.
Steel Reserve is one of the milder ones when it comes to the high gravity 8-12% malts. There's some very, very foul high gravities.
Also buy from somewhere where it looks like they regularly sell and restock the item you're buying, because what tends to make malt liquors nasty is sitting on the shelf to long. When they're fresh they're great, but when they get old they get skunky.


They've been slowly phasing all 40's to plastic. I've heard that it was because of the glass in alley way issue, but I'm pretty sure it's just because it's cheaper than glass.
Phineas Biffingchire - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 21:20:00 EST ID:3QWYzwWM No.271734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is it not obvious?
Chunky Lee Chong - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 22:16:43 EST ID:9aVrImW5 No.271735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only one that's available where I live is Olde English 800.
It's okay. It makes great brass monkey when mixed with orange juice or something similar like orange+mango+guava juice. Back in High School I used to mix Olde E with this crazy fruit juice that came in a golden carton and "Golden Monkey" became my go-to drink of my high school days. Eventually got super sick of it, now everytime I see malt liquor I cringe.
Charlotte Hellerson - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 15:36:19 EST ID:cXZ1cDVo No.271743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think king cobra is the best out of all of them

steel reserve is the worst

magnum and mickeys are pretty gross since they sort of taste like miller
Shitting Fopperdock - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 23:22:42 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.271745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
op u got it rite the first time COLT 45
Esther Sundlestet - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:02:10 EST ID:hN9GpnPg No.271757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
King Cobra is like Budweiser.
It goes good with a lime salt.
Martin Hottingset - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 17:14:21 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can definitely understand why so many people hate them but I love them.
I think the best flavors are
and MAAAYBE apple
The rest are kind of shit imo.

Anyway OP, the only point to drink malt liquor is to get drunk so on that level the best are Steel Reserve.
Redds Cider and Four loko aren't really malt liquor but sort of in the same category.
nice abv for cheap.
Cedric Subbleforth - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 00:28:36 EST ID:X0GDgId/ No.271790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>tfw when no degenerate gf.
William Noblingstare - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:07:25 EST ID:JsZLvraM No.271799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's a tumblr camwhore named Raisa Allin
Betsy Grimville - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 15:43:30 EST ID:3QWYzwWM No.271802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have a mixed relationship with them. I can enjoy one or two, but anymore I get ill and then get turned off for weeks. Then when I'm scrounging for change, I'll pick one up again.

I don't think I've ever seen a Blueberry (Do you mean the one in the upper right? that's actually Blue Raspberry, but I've still never seen it) Unless there is actually both a Blueberry and Blue Raspberry. My gas station only has, Watermelon, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and now Gold. Rarely they'll have Lemon Lime.

I usually get Watermelon so I can feel like a Bill Cosby. Occasionally Fruit Punch. Gold if I want a little extra ABV.

However, the last time I got some, I picked up a Gold and a Watermelon, thinking that my tolerance was high (but I guess I hadn't drank in awhile), and I didn't just want to dive back into Liquor. I also didn't feel like drinking a whole 12 pack, so I settled for two Lokos.

I ended up throwing up, which I had not done since the very first time I drank Vodka (I was 18, stole some Vodka and a Miller Lite, drank them in my room while still living at home and browsing the net), then ended up vomiting into my trash can, and my parents came in and found the booze.

They didn't even punish me or anything, they just said "Enjoy the hangover". Of course I didn't say I stole them.

But I did have a dude who would sell to me in his local liquor store, never checked IDs or anything, so I would drink Mickey's prior to that, but only one at a time. Ah, back when a single Mickey 40 would get me drunk. Too bad he got caught and his store was shut down, lol. He also got deported. RIFK

My friends and I had a nice Summer before heading to College with that dude, though. He even sold us liquor after hours, lol. I hope he's enjoying India. He was also in a shit ton of debt apparently, and was wanted by the IRS or something, which is how I think they found he was selling to minors and deported him.
Samuel Cropperford - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 01:39:05 EST ID:Bjt2vNuF No.271854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're looking for taste, try the lower ABV 40s like Colt 45, Magnum, and Olde English. Those generally taste like beer but at a somewhat higher alcohol content (~6%).

If you're looking to get tanked, go for Steel Reserve, Olde English HG 800, St. Ides, any of the miscellaneous "ice" beers, etc. Steel Reserve might be the most palatable, but for the love of God make sure any 40 you drink is ice cold, and you slam it so that you don't have to deal with warm dregs. I can't think of many things worse than the final warm dregs of Steel Reserve frothing around.
Ernest Cleshkut - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 04:07:15 EST ID:cd31OGjh No.271855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is an impossible question. If possible, colt45 I nice. Old e, is fine. Used to have 64oz bottles.Mickeys sucks unless you like to sell like a skunk.

Colt45 isl like beer but stronger. So gets a thumbuns up.

Boxer? If you see it, I liken it to 0ld-e Simple. I levt some out.

ST-IDES, ask your LQ to get it. They might. Swear it kicks
It tastes like whisky, in a nice way. it is nice
Caroline Pallernit - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 20:29:24 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.271865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You gotta finish your 40.
Its god awful when warm and suddy though.
Fanny Chammlestud - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 21:54:52 EST ID:Qop4LEA1 No.271886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
can't find shit except for a paysite, cap'n
(nice dubs)
Albert Miblingspear - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 00:33:37 EST ID:/bF2EES7 No.272868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beatrice Bardhall - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 17:02:57 EST ID:UZ2Rvfis No.272877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
St. Ides nigga. Highest abv you can get. Also, usually under 4 bucks
Hugh Hepperway - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 00:26:56 EST ID:dRwcq2X4 No.272881 Ignore Report Quick Reply

OE is classic, its like really fucking sweet beer. Unfortunately now, at least where I'm from, they only sell it in plastic.


This dude knows. If you can get the high gravity (with a hurricane on the bottle not to be confused with Hurricane) get it.

Also is you're just trying to get drunk, drunk something good and then do a Steel Reserve (and make it a brass monkey). I would not recommend it to anyone, but it fucking tastes ike shit, but does the job.
Reuben Chashkick - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 13:19:59 EST ID:Nt5i8C6U No.272885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Woodford Reserve bourbon
Focal Banger IPA (by the Alchemist)
Nicholas Hirringnedge - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 18:10:59 EST ID:v6fHGY9D No.272913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ST Ides, at times it tasted like a nice whiskey. Nice rich flavor. Can never find it anymore. And could tell after a few sips get a nice head buzz, and know after half your feeling basically good even if you were bored or whatever before. The label is nice too.
Isabella Gaddleman - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 22:38:46 EST ID:5OK5CYcE No.272957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>tfw live in europe
>tfw can't larp ghetto Bill Cosby fully here with 40oz
Emma Fobblefodging - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 12:06:11 EST ID:+S1qq1cR No.272968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Keystone Ice 40oz are hella cheap. I got 2 for 5 bucks last night.
William Clamblegold - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 21:20:08 EST ID:TmOA2ogG No.272974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would drink warm OE all the time before I turned 21.
OE is my favorite, but i normally get Colt 45 because it still comes in glass bottles and stays colder longer
Steel Reserve is the best if your tryna get fucked up
Cyril Bardshaw - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 01:05:15 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.272978 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this. Olde E and Oj is the greatest. We call em sidewalk slams. drink the E till the bottle straightens out then fill up with oj. good shit
Matilda Goodway - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 13:30:57 EST ID:ohLEm7UR No.272983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Call it what you want bro, it's already called a brass monkey
Matilda Brussleridge - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 14:52:57 EST ID:iweCh7wb No.273003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck i remember this shit. we'd pop a bunch of adderall and sip on this shit throughout the night.

why would you put orange juice in it? maybe its because i was 18 but i found the taste to be just fine
Jack Cunnerman - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 17:43:32 EST ID:spxeaSFA No.273005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drags a 40 on for longer, and tastes pretty good.
I used to add vodka to bring the abv back up and put it in the freezer to get slushy.
Nell Bemmerville - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 17:58:02 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273006 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Got to say brass monkeys are pretty damn good when you're sick. Haven't had them much outside of that, but they're a decent tasting novelty to try out.
Basil Sonningway - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 18:54:29 EST ID:xWU5/wso No.273008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I'm super curious to try it too. Although the thought of 40 ounce of tennents super makes me feel kinda ill. Is that really what it's like?
Albert Piblinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:16:05 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
look man im a filthy alcoholic and i drink every day and i get 40's of malt liquor. i usually drink 1 1/2 before i pass out in a stupor and regret buying a second 40 instead of a tall can or something. this is my normal pattern. and let me tell you, malt liquor is just plain disgusting. my favorite brand is st. ides because of the high abv and the fact that it's less disgusting than the other brands.

but it's fuckin vile dude. absolutely vile. i have a system where i take 10 gulps all at once, then breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth until the revulsion calms down. no way i want to sip on that swill, i want to taste it as few times as possible. to me it's like dph or dxm or shrooms where you have to willpower through the nasty part to get the effect of the drug.

that guy who said drinking a st. ides tasted like a fine whiskey.... ROFL no, completely and utterly wrong.

im not a hater im being totally neutral. if i wanted to spend more money on my self-destructive habits i'd probably roll with silver tequila and limeade. but i stoically chug the 40's, i would consider myself an expert in the 40 oz. arts. they nasty dog, totally nasty.

even the brass monkey is just "hey i can taste the orange juice which is good, and i almost cant taste the gutrot juices!"

you can mitigate or avoid the puke-producing tastes, but there is no brand free of their grasp.
Albert Piblinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:21:00 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
heres some fag's blog post about 40's that i agree with mostly, except when he says st. ides sucks
Albert Piblinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 19:26:24 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.273011 Ignore Report Quick Reply

drunk and forgot link nb

Phoebe Gacklelut - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:47:28 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bless you for your honesty sir, but we were all new to alcohol once.

by the first few years of drinking as a teenager, 40s and blunts became habitual.

nothing you had to say is incorrect, and i 100% agree with you, but blunts and 40s make for my favorite nights with friends.
Molly Sonkinchet - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:33:03 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.273058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>have a system where i take 10 gulps all at once, then breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth until the revulsion calms down

hahaha I used to do the same when I drink malt liquor every day, I would also regret buying 2 40s as well, tha tmust be common.

now I drink budweiser because i couldn't deal with the gasoline diesel taste and the gnarly stomach problems that went along with it
Walter Hucklebanks - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:46:58 EST ID:j6qqAgyZ No.273124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hurricaine is very under appriciated. 8% and tastes like a stronger lager with vodka added? Count me in. Steelies are good until you realize how sulfuric they are. Colt 45 while nice and bready is not as cheap as it used to be. I guess i'm not at the level of having to hold my nose and drink a 40z. 40oz is luxury beer compared to bum wine and liqour. If you really want a bargain go for bum wine or rotgut vodka. Beer is beer, and beer is good. Steel reserve is the worst and cheapest beer imo. Not at first though.
Caroline Funninggold - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 14:25:56 EST ID:VtBvY1Fd No.273159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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most people i know started out on malt liquor for various reasons. easily accessible, cheap, gets you fucked up...

Cobra, 211, Schlitz, Mickeys, OE, colt45, hurricane, icehouse edge are the ones i usually got. Cobra used to be ike 1.75 for a 40. Id drink that shit like water.
Clara Buzzcocke - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 03:18:10 EST ID:0mbHCNHT No.273172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where I live we don't have malt liquor so i I don't really know about it but I often read about people getting very drunk off of 2 40s (even people who don't seem to be beginners) but to me that doesn't know much about it, that sounds pretty low.

Is that really a large amount of alcohol?
Doris Semmlefoot - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 04:19:45 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alcohol and various industrial poisons tailored to resemble a beer.
80oz worth of that shit will get you there even if the math doesn't seem to support it.
Reuben Pubblewen - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:13:05 EST ID:GBl+Zp6b No.273181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you chug 1 and sip on the other anyone will be pretty buzzed by the time the 2nd one is done
David Trotforth - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:59:46 EST ID:5OK5CYcE No.273198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>tfw live in europe
>tfw can't larp hoborat from the states cos no 1l or 40oz beers here
David Trotforth - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 12:02:40 EST ID:5OK5CYcE No.273199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
kind of similiar to german shandy
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 15:37:20 EST ID:nAj0Mhik No.273207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I love German bock (pic). From Denmark I recommend Carlsberg Elephant Extra Strong. It's great to get wasted fast without having the undesired side effects of 80 proof. Faxe 10% gives me disgusting hangovers but is cheap.
It took me 20 minutes to write this because I'm high above the stratosphere.
Doris Brookgold - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 21:46:17 EST ID:py8LRMor No.273211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well 2 steel reserves equals about 10 ounces of pure ethanol. A bottle of standard hard liquor is 40%. That's 10.1 ounces of pure ethanol.

Put into that perspective it's easier to see why it gets you drunk innit
Dextrolord - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 20:28:55 EST ID:jvZ8pjXP No.273231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that cannot be right a handle in a night gets me way too drunk but a handful of steel reserves is chill
Walter Dreffingwill - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:45:36 EST ID:py8LRMor No.273234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well a handle is over 2 standard 750ml bottles of liquor soooo...

The math is simple as shit dude I'm not lying.
I used steele because it's 8% abv. 2 40 ounces are 80 ounces.
8% of 80 is 10. that's 10 ounces of liquor.

The liquor math is a little harder but not hard. just use a calculator. 40% of 750ml is 300ml which equals 10.1442.

2 steels is essentially the same as a full bottle of liquor.
Walter Dreffingwill - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:49:21 EST ID:py8LRMor No.273235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>that's 10 ounces of liquor.
err 10 ounces of ethanol I mean.

You also should take into account how fast you drink it. Since liquor is way more concentrated you drink more ethanol faster than malt.
Also I'm talking about 40 ounces instead of the more popular tall cans. 2 40 ounces is equal to a little less than 5 tall cans.
Isabella Budgeken - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:54:40 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isn't a handle 750ml?
Walter Dreffingwill - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 07:28:41 EST ID:py8LRMor No.273246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No a handle is 1.75L. It's the big size that sometimes has a handle
Albert Bittingford - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:16:48 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273250 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That's a fifth, as in a fifth of a gallon(approx.).

Though I don't get why people call 375mL pints, it's about 3.5oz off from a US pint, even more so from an Imperial pint.
Half-bottle isn't a bad name.
Isabella Parringmadge - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 03:36:26 EST ID:lv7ylmlD No.273320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Two us half pints is more than a pint, not my much. 25ml? I think a 1.75 is 3 $ 12 half pints, off by like 25 ml. There are conversion charts.

If you get a handle fill up a bunch of empty half pints. Leave avoer a halfpint to a pint in the 1.75. Got to liquor store. Fill up half pints again, you are sure ito have an emergency half pint amd a halp pint to a pint let in the 1.75 bottles left for
in case you miss the store or are too bussed ir content to bother to go out again.

Look around fins an emergency pint if you fill those up as well as helf pints.
Frederick Candleville - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 09:53:32 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.273329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anaconda Malt Liquor baby
Nicholas Blackstock - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 20:19:17 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273335 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think at some point you drunkenly lost your train of thought and just started spouting words there.
Graham Fabbleson - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 03:58:08 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it probably makes more sense drunk.

think they mean splitting purchased liquor into multiple containers to ensure that there will be enough misplaced liquor around the house to get drunk in case you can't get by the store. normally it's annoying to misplace booze, using that as an advantage in the battle against sobriety is alcoholic genius.
Nell Murdforth - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:23:03 EST ID:Y1m2oXN/ No.273365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds right. Buy a handle. I think it is 3 3/4 pints. Have a bunch of empty half pints around. Start drinking on a handle, fill the empty half pints while doing so. Leave a bit over a half pint left in the handle.

A few nights later if drinking kind heavily, get another handle, refill some empty half pints, and a couple
of pints, leave some extra in the 1.75 again.

Next time nearing being out, get two handles, stash one handle right away at a different spot. Refill
the empties and still have some left in the 1.75. Should be even close to just less than a pint out
of it by that point. Whatever the case you are building equity, and when you open what you think is
a last half pint, look around and find another full pint, in the process find a full 1.75 or close to full

Not good for living but if you have time of doing nothing special then finding misc stashes is nice.
Once found a full 1.75 after finding a pint and an another half pint a said. I love you. Now I don't
have to go out. Like Personally I do not smoke weed much, but stash a bit here and there and
know if I look I will find some. Something like this. Not good practice with booze but a shiny
pint ot partially full 1.75 is like great if bored, or stuck on autopilot for a while.

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