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BWD by Hugh Blackham - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:36:06 EST ID:Xo7qfDli No.271749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Last one is dead.

Let's get FUCKED UP and burn some bridges faggots.
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Matilda Fabblesodging - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 00:21:46 EST ID:p89GC0eU No.271770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749

Just finished my case of 18 PBR, it really is the finest of cheap beers. If anyone is looking for a new video game to play, Squad is great fun. I'm scheduled for work all next week which is nice, until then I'm wandering around in the woods and reading during the day and getting wasted and playing vidya in the night. I've been drinking pretty heavily for a couple of years now and haven't noticed any side effects other than not being drunk during the day time, cheers everyone.

Don't forget your daily vitamins and powerade.
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Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:43:42 EST ID:0X+sP8gI No.271787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749
Had some shots of kraken and smoked some good bud, then made pasta. Feeling decent. Bump
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Nicholas Puvingdun - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 03:52:31 EST ID:Bjt2vNuF No.271980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wew lads, voddy innit
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Henry Blongerbed - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:47:08 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm here to post pigs.
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StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:35:39 EST ID:pQ5nbZK+ No.271995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD

Went and bought two Strawberry Ritas, no sleep for 24 hours, more tweaked out than I've ever felt. I really hate the lack of party stores in Washington. I miss having constant liquor. I'm a consistent vodka, rum, and Wild Turkey drinker. I'm Polish and have been sighing heavily since 14.

Plus I hate stimming in apartments. I might as well be smoking meth in public.
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StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:39:10 EST ID:pQ5nbZK+ No.271996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271995
Drinking*
Wtf phone. I had to think if that was a catplanet or not for a sec... my mind is numb when I don't sleep.
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Emma Mandlebodging - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 22:08:11 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.272036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only two IPAs in lads
I have no responsibilities tomorrow so I'm just gonna get drunk, listen to butt rock and maybe play some vidya or listen to some books
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Thomas Tillingway - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:35:53 EST ID:i9tdEmku No.272068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271877
Holiday Cube is literally the only time I play MTGO. I try not to, but I always end up drafting UR(x) something: Tempo, Twin, Wildfire, whatever. I decide to force something else? I get passed shit that no sane person would pass. But yeah, I always play better when I play for fun and dgaf about winning.

>tfw you want a drink but might have a urine test tomorrow
Throw back some drinks for me, /hooch/, and I'll be back after my appointment tomorrow to do this right.
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Ian Furryman - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 19:45:47 EST ID:i9tdEmku No.272081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm back for real this time
What, I'm the first person drinking today?
Sippin' on my second bourbon Old Fashioned, someone better join me here
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Caroline Tootdock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:42:09 EST ID:g0TJ/hX3 No.272088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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shout out to /drank/ - its been a while

i havn't posted in the BWD since the days of early morning drinking and browsing /hooch/ - the crazy part is I didn't even intentionally slow down on my drinking, it just kinda happened without me realizing

some days i don't even drink at all, no fucking idea how that changed so drastically without me taking notice, maybe i'm slightly braindead
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Lillian Fuckinglock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:29:44 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Celebrating" a new job that I need to get up for in 7 hours. BWD.
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Skizzlepuss !dO744cvTW. - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:54:39 EST ID:ilVc41/c No.272105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749
Drinking a Foster's tall can.
25.4oz of Australia's most ok beer.
First one after a month of not drinking, feels good. I wish I had some weed.
Bumpalangabango
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John Drirryhitch - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:50:22 EST ID:X7iaCsqM No.272116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272114
Related
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Fanny Blytheshaw - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:38:02 EST ID:dSFvsoPc No.272117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bumf
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Doris Turveyville - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 03:26:23 EST ID:S+IfvDN7 No.272121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bottle of Jimador tequila tonight.
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Walter Ceffinghit - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 12:49:27 EST ID:H9yerLtX No.272160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well last night was pretty fucked.

I ended up drinking with this girl who lives near me. I was drunk, but she was fuckin gone. She kept mixing the schnapps I brought over with this shine this dude who lives in the same building as her makes. A disgusting and potent combination. We ended up going for a walk to sober up, but I had to pretty much carry her the whole time. We ran into some dude she knows when we went to get tea and he was like 'uhh, let me know if you need someone to walk you home.' I'm pretty sure he thought I Bill Cosby'd her.
When we got back to her place we started to get undressed and I'm an IV drug user so I kinda hoped her seeing my trackmarks would be enough to turn her off from me. The first thing she does when I show them to her is LICK MY FUCKING TRACKMARKS. She was trying to be sexy I guess? But it was pretty gross. I think she was just so plastered she had no idea what she was looking at.
Anyway, I couldn't even get it up so we just kinda rolled around in the sheets. Also she kept biting me? Like really hard. I'm fucking covered in bite marks right now. I've got one on my fucking eyebrow.

Anyway, I'm trying to drink this memory down into the depths of my conscious right now so BUMP.
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Cyril Wippershit - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 02:11:49 EST ID:IqiimHU7 No.272177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272176
constant bourby m8

it's always a good time to be alive when we have alcohol
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Cyril Wippershit - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 02:16:17 EST ID:IqiimHU7 No.272178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272163
I love both, but alcohol will always have a special place in my heart that no drug will ever replace
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 06:32:45 EST ID:+021VX2r No.272180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272164
Dude she was 12.
>>272178
Well, crystal meth will always have a special place in my heart that no drug will ever replace.
Does that make it worth it?
Maybe. It felt like flying to the moon.
>>272167
Thanks a lot! I'll consider moving to CA in my 30s. I'd rather move to the Netherlands but who knows? 89 Plants > 5 plants.
Even the possibility smacks my mind a bit. It'd be a huge step.
Sorry for the offensive pic. Imma just felt like posting an offensive pic.
Spare vodka BUMP
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 07:17:07 EST ID:+021VX2r No.272182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272167
I am indeed really smart.
Instead of spending my last 5€ on some cheap crap vodka I stole a 20€ Tanqueray gin and still have 5€ for weed.
Isn't live beautiful? nb
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 11:31:59 EST ID:+021VX2r No.272186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272183
Her name was Katelyn Nicole Davis.
Killed herself and streamed it.
Really sad 'n stuff.
I posted it because I was sad myself.
Gin bump
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 21:02:41 EST ID:llxJC0j7 No.272220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272215
I took a bottle of wine.
French Carlon 2014.
It tastes bad (pretty disgusting tbh) but at least im going to get some delicious sleep.
I'm a bad son.
I'll watch The Man in the High castle high tomorrow.
Oh god the wine is such a relief. So good. Thank god. And dad.
Pic related.
Sorta funny 10 seconds video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om5rbtudzrg
Melancholic music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjaXtniw8o
Now I'm drunk.
BUMP
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Charles Nollerson - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 15:31:16 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.272246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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weekend was good.

>Friday I got off work early and drank a steel reserve tall boy right after
>Then hung out at the bar watching people play slots and chilling with the owner until my friend got home
>We got really fucking stoned and played gears of war til 1am
>Saturday I drove to my gf's house
>bought a six pack of Revolution Little Crazy IPA
>started drinking some and helped her with her website
>fucked on the couch while watching golf
>went out and shot some pool
>went to the local symphony orchestra
>got beer and wings nearby
>came home and passed out
>woke up today and drove home
>cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, truck, showered and did laundry
>3rd titos and tonic, waiting on someone to come pick up the truck
>then wondering who i can get weed from and drinking liquor all night
I hope to talk to you guys again before friday, because next weekend is gonna be a big one with football and concerts.
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Samuel Wummlewotch - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 22:29:17 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272250
This also explains why I got arrested for battery and resisting arrest right after I got out of the hospital.
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StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 01:24:59 EST ID:jhwUYmeb No.272252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD chuggrf tnrof the rum, chased it with some beer

Also I am on about 100-200mg of black tar and stoned watchin Eric Andre
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Edward Shakecocke - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 05:51:55 EST ID:tbU/K546 No.272309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do all the drug addicts drink rum?
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David Dabbleford - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 14:00:59 EST ID:rmFAHfef No.272315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272300
That's mean. She's ugly but it's not like she's saying anything particularly cunty.
Literally the only reason to screencap that is because she's an uggo.
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Edward Pimmerforth - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:44:32 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
had two beers
nb
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Doris Tootson - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 22:08:10 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.272436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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40's! 40's! 40's! 40's! 40's! 40's! 40's! 40's!
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Priscilla Fanbury - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 11:59:41 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Finally got around to going to an ABC so no cheap gas station shit for me today.
Sipping absinthe

Got a bottle of titos vodka in the freezer for later in the evening.
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James Lightstone - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 19:13:35 EST ID:OV5vWv4t No.272471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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italian wine

and some low-ish grade imported japanese Sake

makes for A Good Drunk Time, for sSure.


I'm this kind of person whow narts t

ah fuck it. love yall be fine be good be wholesome people ---- I'm here for you, I'm weverywhere, you're here we're just life flowing in space nowhere everywhere now here nowhere whatever.
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Phoebe Cembleway - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:56:31 EST ID:bD94CmCE No.272476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my fucking SJW girlfriend pissed me off so im going to smash 18 beers

god speed
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Fanny Claystone - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 02:54:17 EST ID:JcZS/CP7 No.272561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i woke up in a room full of disgusting fart gas

i'm drinking hurricane now

i've got the tootskies
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Emma Pongerwell - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 19:19:08 EST ID:ulHJnPVV No.272569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749

big bad john
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Polly Grandhall - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 20:16:54 EST ID:OV5vWv4t No.272571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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skål hörru!

maska av och raska på;

man må säga - alkoholen tillfredsställer grodan!

nu är jag på samma våglängd som plåtniklas
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StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 20:48:35 EST ID:ZgpSxl/8 No.272644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumpin while buzzed

Only had a few beers mainly just went to catch up with some old friends now that I'm back in the Dirty D. Smoked a bowl of weed too and cannabis levels me out from alc so I'm clearheadedly drunk right now. Weed + booze is a balancing combination for me personally, I've heard many others say otherwise tho.

Gonna game some overwatch.
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Cornelius Chandlestat - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 02:44:49 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272619
first a species learns regular fire, then they learn fission, and we're approaching fusion.


after that someone will figure out how to burn time to generate gravity or something equally insane.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 14:59:41 EST ID:b6TrSDCV No.272654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I apparently slept with my head at an unusual angle last night and now I can't move my head. My neck hurts quite a bit.
800mg ibuprofen didn't do shit so I drink 3 liters of beer and smoke the rest of my cannabis kraut. cheers.
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Oliver Tillingford - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 22:44:30 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>go to work
>come home
>listen to music and play games while drinking
>repeat forever
Living the FUCKING DREAM
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Albert Hockleford - Thu, 02 Mar 2017 23:31:24 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.272821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beer beer beer bed bed bed!!!!1
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James Dallersurk - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 00:01:23 EST ID:vVzBSx70 No.272822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drank a few beers now im on my way to buy some more fuck yeah friday
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Lydia Clayworth - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 00:51:55 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im already so lack of sleep that my IQ is 50%. cheap beer was not a good idea but there are no good ideas in my book. it was an idea.

oh wait im only mostly through one fuckin 24oz can and already fucked. thx insomnia.
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Hamilton Cumblefield - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 14:47:30 EST ID:YwYkaP7l No.272827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fugg
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Oliver Worthingcocke - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 21:49:00 EST ID:3/PajwXR No.272830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272823
how much sleep you been getting brah
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Phyllis Billydire - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 01:16:21 EST ID:uKJoDSOH No.272832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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And now we begin to get festive
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Phyllis Billydire - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 01:29:29 EST ID:uKJoDSOH No.272833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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And now we begin to get festive
Happy early st patricks day! Parade is in 12 hours
Ill be rested, fed and drunk as soon as I wake up!
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Alcohol - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 01:51:45 EST ID:XnRn6rRs No.272834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alcohol makes me high
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Emma Fandlehood - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 03:26:53 EST ID:Aw+KhJrn No.272835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a call from the doctor two days ago.
Liver enzyme levels are off, and the ratio indicates either Hep C or Cirrhosis.
Since I don't shoot up, it's probably the latter.
Which means I should probably stop drinking.

Guess who drank a fifth tonight.
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David Hellerbury - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 17:58:17 EST ID:lN1/kc/w No.272836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272834
Alcohol by name Alcohol by nature

Well Im getting drunk for the first time in ages...hell yea!
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David Clayshaw - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 18:08:40 EST ID:Lzybpi9h No.272837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm so much drunker than you guys, you don't even understand
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Isabella Dracklecocke - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 19:32:39 EST ID:lYwM5Vzj No.272839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Day 62 "clean" i.e no drugs except alcomohol and cigarettes
I'm a wreck
But at least I'm a drunk wreck
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William Gillygold - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 21:41:57 EST ID:e7bLXf+D No.272840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272839
I turned 2 years "clean" in November from all drugs, but my drug of choice was heroin (IV). I've been drinking about a 6 pack a week for the past year now. Strictly casual, sometimes not even all at once, ie I'll split one with a friend twice a week. It is totally possible to drink in "recovery" for a select few, but I've seen so many try and fail. Some people in recovery get drunk and immediately want their drug of choice and relapse a few days or even a few weeks later. Many of my friends are like that. Either way, it seems like I can manage, and I'm sure you can too.

Cheers to being clean, m8. This next beer is dedicated to you.
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Esther Manningwater - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 01:00:38 EST ID:FWUhZZU7 No.272841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272840

Who are you, with your pansy heroin addiction and 6 light beers a weed, to comment on the most hardcore addiction known to science, liquid jenkahol?
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Frederick Burringdodge - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 02:11:22 EST ID:buNomA2l No.272842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Been doing shots of soju for quite a while now
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Isabella Dracklecocke - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:29:26 EST ID:lYwM5Vzj No.272845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272841
Better lay off the jenkahol before it turns you into a tranny.

>>272840
Cheers, and grats on staying clean two years. I'll raise a 40oz of St Ides in your honor
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Isabella Bammerchitch - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 05:56:37 EST ID:JcZS/CP7 No.272858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749
i was going to take a highschool crush, run it through a celebrity simulator, then do a photoshop, but the subject changed their facebook settings :(

i got a bunch of frank's chords, but i have no idea how to glue them together.
i'm developing a system based on the concept of keyframing. i stick nasty chord here, lovely release chord their, then interpolate. figuring out a procedural interpolation is hard without knowing calculus or hand cranking.
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Phineas Brookman - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 09:31:20 EST ID:7euwEMGF No.272859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
got enough money to drink my hangover away, had it for 2 days now
good riddance
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Jarvis Gillernitch - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 17:22:55 EST ID:cEO+379k No.272862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272859
Peroni. Only £2. Cs go and chilling time
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Sophie Bashtadge - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 06:05:44 EST ID:BnW41I2O No.273144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is the only place man. why does matt damon look so different from when he was young. flood deceted my asss
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 16:57:03 EST ID:hnIpmU2H No.273151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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duede.
"Of course I've seen Clockwork orange!" - me, who's actually seen clockwork orange.
4 10% beers and 2 4,8% beers dumpbump
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Cornelius Dartstock - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:50:12 EST ID:1Oo6hG8P No.273212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273187
I'm drinking again tonight, because I know I won't be able to get properly drunk until Friday with work and school in my way. Yeah, I totally know how this addiction thing goes, which is, it goes well at first, until it doesn't. Just today I was on my way home from the book store, knowing I shouldn't drink, but compulsively going to the store to buy booze. I still live with my parents, and they consider me a bona fide alcoholic from my previous arrests. I'd say they're right. I used to black out habitually and wake up in a holding cell, not knowing how I got there. They have no idea I've been drinking as of late. I'll say this. As great as heroin was (and as you know, nothing beats the IV rush), I never want to go back to that lifestyle. But it's clear that I'm on the path to a similar lifestyle with booze if I continue with this progression. I'm an addict, tried and true. It doesn't matter what it is, I'll do it, and I'll do it a lot. But god damn if it doesn't feel so good.
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Caroline Duckham - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 01:51:45 EST ID:eAFak5Nq No.273213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ebenezer Nedgeham - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 03:02:03 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alcoholic rootbeer is a wonderful thing. it's soda but it's like +30:00 intoxication duration. also vodka because i gotta be totall drunk for this stuff to be worth the stomach real estate.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 07:18:11 EST ID:nAj0Mhik No.273221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273220
To all the folks that's never been to Disney land:
Smoking a joint while drunk listening to World of Warcraft music feels pretty similar. nb
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Walter Dreffingwill - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:51:49 EST ID:py8LRMor No.273237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm fucked up. I stopped drinking daily a few weeks ago and it feels so much better both in the day and when you finally get drunk.

mfw
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Barnaby Drottingridge - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:19:53 EST ID:GZ8i92OO No.273309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm in a political discusion on imgur
My statement is thats It's wrong to kill a bugler when he doesn't thread your life. They don't get that people can learn and change. Am I seriously wrong?
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Barnaby Drottingridge - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:24:52 EST ID:GZ8i92OO No.273310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My first not so polittical post didn't show up
>>273309
http://imgur.com/gallery/p9w7xx8
I'm arguing with some people on imgur.
I'm drinking a bottle of stolen gin fuck me dead.
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Walter Pockville - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:35:11 EST ID:H2J6ojb7 No.273314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273309
>My statement is that it's wrong to kill a burglar when he doesn't threaten your life.

>Am I seriously wrong?
Ethics are (probably) subjective. You're certainly of the more progressive opinion, in that you show a greater tendency for compassion and empathy. I am of the same opinion (in theory at least), however the other side of the argument isn't without compelling points. With concision, the general points are 1) personal safety, 2) family protection, 3) theft prevention, and 4) social deterrence. (Points 1 and 2 still apply in cases where a burglar doesn't threaten anyone's life). Frankly, I think it takes considerable threat or evidence, at best, to justify taking a life.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 07:24:14 EST ID:GZ8i92OO No.273324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273323
And this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZDxzlGbN4
Oh god I love being drunk as much as I love being stoned. nb again.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 09:21:05 EST ID:GZ8i92OO No.273327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I might have a mighty heroin sufficiency meaning that there are not enough opiates in my bloodstream. nb
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Mr. Bulldops - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 16:41:39 EST ID:PYVknty6 No.273334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273326
take of your pants and your panties
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 13:17:45 EST ID:fHdmgTsI No.273343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stay hydrated guys.
Last night I drank 11 liters of water and threw up ~4 liters.
Not cool. nb
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Sophie Duzzleded - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 01:13:37 EST ID:3j+QLPzM No.273348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Working my way through insane abv beers.. fuckin BWD my dudes
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Sarry Sarrison - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:21:06 EST ID:AKYcX84A No.275935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I found a can of sardines from the 80s. Then I ate it. Wasnt too bad.
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Thomas Boblingworth - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:59:38 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.275936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749
Drinking wine i took from mom because im a bastard who cant make it 3 days without alcohol before feeling shitty af


Bwd
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Thomas Turveywater - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:25:46 EST ID:SoBVU1Kv No.275937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275935

are those xanax lol
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Priscilla Goodspear - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 21:52:34 EST ID:pS6JYQov No.275938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275935
Why did you bump this the proper BWD is right below
That pic is triggering my old pill addiction
Eh fuck it BWD gents, sipping beer because I gave myself a concussion and scraped up all my shit on pills and booze saturday and tummy still not happy about it
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Caroline Dablingson - Fri, 04 May 2018 05:37:30 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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COULDNT FIND THE THREAD AND HAD TO USE GOOGLE WE NEED A CAATALOG

TEN DOLLAR VODKA IS THE ONLY WAAAAY [random pic]

i once sent "pls respond" to a girl wih no irony but was in middle school so i have an excuse
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Caroline Dablingson - Fri, 04 May 2018 05:39:00 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the later seasons of regualr show are prettymuch animr
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Caroline Dablingson - Fri, 04 May 2018 05:41:14 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what is archer daniels midland
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Fuck Gonderway - Fri, 04 May 2018 06:19:56 EST ID:8njpuySJ No.278288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking beers all day long, damn it's nice replacement for opioids
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Caroline Dablingson - Fri, 04 May 2018 06:28:49 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278288
congrats on climbing the ladder of socially acceptable addiction
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Henry Blundlestotch - Mon, 14 May 2018 04:56:39 EST ID:iC7TDml2 No.278373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sad/horny drinking cheap whiskey in lieu of opiates and jamming some Jawbreaker. Great sad drinking music, fam, check them out.
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Nigel Dublinghall - Mon, 14 May 2018 10:00:37 EST ID:1V2E/lN5 No.278376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278373
>getting drunk because there's no pills around
Ran out a few days ago. Only a month to go until they're back, time to hit the bottle.
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Sophie Bottingwell - Tue, 15 May 2018 21:21:53 EST ID:Q/7i+Elc No.278386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's summer vacation for collegefags - I've been dry since December and my tolerance is way down. Time to make dum vidya game mods I guess :3
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Esther Clazzlefudging - Wed, 16 May 2018 20:18:20 EST ID:6Pr54s7I No.278398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278373

Dude i love this album, its what ideal listen to when I'd get drunk when i was like 17.
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Sidney Cheblinghood - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:44:32 EST ID:Dvb+fqN2 No.278399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Walter Bumblestag - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:30:24 EST ID:4uKTDhk0 No.278409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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tfw Im out of booze and might have to be sober tomorrow night

also I only tell my friend I love him (something he needs to hear these days) and have confidence when I'm drunk - this must be how alcoholism starts
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Fanny Gondledale - Fri, 18 May 2018 07:00:52 EST ID:MRETjAQL No.278423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FRUITY LEXIA MAKES YOU SEXIER
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William Purrywell - Sat, 19 May 2018 11:33:27 EST ID:OXFSmxyq No.278437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's the 19th of May and I only have 9€ left so I grapped a sixpack of beer in plastic bottles for 3,29€ and a 0,2l of wodka for 2,50€. I also don't have a tolerance cause I'm fresh outta rehab, not because of alcohol but I haven't been drinking since september.
Right now I'm drinking the third beer and it feels like treating a wound that's been bleeding and throbbing painfully for 8 months. Tomorrow will be awful but why should I care today?
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Thomas Mandlehall - Sat, 19 May 2018 16:59:09 EST ID:MLAdK1xZ No.278442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i'm waiting for ikea furniture to show up, but i'm not sure if they can handle the gate :/
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Jenny Soblinglare - Sun, 20 May 2018 05:26:21 EST ID:OvZChLke No.278449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Working on the second fifth

BWD
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Hugh Wudgefutch - Sun, 20 May 2018 08:50:53 EST ID:7whhYTJb No.278451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I made it.
80 freaking beers
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Charlotte Fillerlodging - Mon, 21 May 2018 06:59:36 EST ID:uWw1AQ2W No.278460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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1.5 fifths down. BWD!!
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Alice Clammerpot - Mon, 21 May 2018 07:41:19 EST ID:ElqQC3nh No.278461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>272246
Sounds like a good weekend mate.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 21 May 2018 16:11:36 EST ID:rNMElZ7t No.278462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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one hundred 100 beers.
just fuck me crazy already please.
https://youtu.be/NoBwIswSK1k
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Hugh Hinderdad - Mon, 21 May 2018 18:13:27 EST ID:egGGbPfA No.278463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Told myself I wasn't going to drink today and now I have a Sierra Nevada torpedo 22oz in me and a 12 pack of PBR in the fridge.

I also said I wasn't going to smoke today but still got a pack of cigarettes... Why is addiction so addictive!?
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Frederick Dossleman - Mon, 21 May 2018 22:35:44 EST ID:MLAdK1xZ No.278466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is this a hill that i want to die on?
is this who i want to be?

Banana bread
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Samson - Tue, 22 May 2018 00:25:53 EST ID:iiqDNW1e No.278467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so far had a 24 of Old E, 200ml of Cayman Reef rum, and a couple shots of Seagram's vodka with some mango juice. watching Time's Arrow pt 1 right now, feeling super fine
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Ian Turveyhood - Tue, 22 May 2018 02:13:19 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only got 3 beers, gonna be a rough night.
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Cornelius Crevinghall - Tue, 22 May 2018 03:31:17 EST ID:OSOk4SH4 No.278469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jingles !!CZ6Idl9f - Tue, 22 May 2018 04:36:48 EST ID:6CYx6LhO No.278470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Typical night yum yum Jaeger...
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Ebenezer Clankindock - Tue, 22 May 2018 07:25:05 EST ID:ywJSETYP No.278472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>272105
fosters aint australian get fukt cunt

try some VB m8 thats su premium aussie piss, fuck ya right up that r drink a 10 pack of woodys m8 u be flying stop with that poofta fosters tho
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 22 May 2018 18:33:46 EST ID:ILieLoa/ No.278479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I accidentally bought 160 beers (for real!)
lifes sweet when youuve got money :-)
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Martha Cedgeway - Tue, 22 May 2018 20:59:40 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.278486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278479
good to have you back herr McGoblin!
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Archie Pemmerkork - Tue, 22 May 2018 23:43:03 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Had 2 beers and a shot of vodka earlier, working my way through a bottle of cabarnet, and feeling real nice, as the past few nights ive only had a few beers.
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Archie Pemmerkork - Wed, 23 May 2018 05:27:24 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shot of vodka, bottle of wine, 2 beers, and a half gram of cocaine. Also a valium to come down, so i'd say it was a solid night.
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Archie Pemmerkork - Wed, 23 May 2018 06:42:31 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278492
another shot, and 2 more beers to finish the night (although the sun is rising).
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Emma Challerwell - Wed, 23 May 2018 07:26:08 EST ID:jXrk7bBx No.278495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>WDs at work
DRINKING MORE TONIGHT BABYYY
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Molly Shittingson - Wed, 23 May 2018 17:29:14 EST ID:WDU7daor No.278499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>shitty day
>havent gotten fuckin drunk in three days
man i love beer.
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Molly Shittingson - Wed, 23 May 2018 17:31:35 EST ID:WDU7daor No.278500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>thread was made over two years ago
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Albert Fidgesitch - Wed, 23 May 2018 21:11:39 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278500
Actually a year and a half ago
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Fanny Bonnerfune - Wed, 23 May 2018 22:00:53 EST ID:iPmvl/4c No.278507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had a friend die today of an H overdose. Left behind her 10 year old kid...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight, but I'm going to hit the bottle over my benzos.

BWD guys and RIP
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Cornelius Sisslespear - Thu, 24 May 2018 01:00:56 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278507
congrats stallion. make that kid better RIP
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Albert Pinnerdot - Fri, 25 May 2018 09:37:06 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got a fever last night, woke up still sick and had some rum, because fuck me if alcohol doesn't always make me feel better.
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Basil Drablingman - Fri, 25 May 2018 20:46:44 EST ID:E0A8Nga0 No.278521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278505
Bruh, December to May is 5 months and 2016 to 2018 is two years.
lrn2math
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James Brunnerworth - Sat, 26 May 2018 04:19:07 EST ID:YAKHFnPi No.278524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749
downed some tawny port, pretty fucked rn, hangover gonna be a bitch
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Nell Sullertack - Sat, 26 May 2018 11:37:01 EST ID:oNwoUdrQ No.278525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you guys get drunk or do you just drink? How do you deal with doing stupid stuff when youre wasted? I always wake up ashamed of things I said and did the night before. I'll start singing and shit too it seems when I'm by myself listening to music. I feel so dirty after I drink.
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Fuck Nunningway - Sat, 26 May 2018 12:06:51 EST ID:qrA4tgTb No.278526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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About 1/4 way down a 710 of Colt 45. On an empty stomach so I already feel it. It's gonna be a long way down lads.

AND REMEMBER NEVER TO TRUST 3D WOMEN
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Fuck Nunningway - Sat, 26 May 2018 12:15:23 EST ID:qrA4tgTb No.278527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278525
Just drink alone in your apartment so you can't embarrass yourself in front font of others.
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Edward Shittingford - Sat, 26 May 2018 14:52:09 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.278531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Shitting Semblechat - Sat, 26 May 2018 15:39:12 EST ID:c1B23Kso No.278532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278525
do you hurt or in any way act as a dick to others? if not, stop feeling guilty about it, people have differents ways of enjoying themselfs when high/drank
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Nell Sullertack - Sat, 26 May 2018 15:44:05 EST ID:oNwoUdrQ No.278534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278532
I was just acting stupid and I feel bad.. it's going away along with the hangover though.. I always end up doing retarded shit like listening to a bunch of music to get feelings from it and singing parts of songs. I wish I understood the appeal alcohol has for some people, I'm just interested - I don't want to see the appeal myself. I feel like I'd rather drink cough syrup than get drunk. Getting drunk is kind of fun at first but the downsides to it just outweigh the pros honestly. I'd rather smoke weed or eat pills or just about anything else because it doesn't make you feel like shit for a whole day afterword. I even drank a ton of water and things when I was drinking, in preparation because I've had alcohol poisoning once before and it was the worst thing ever.
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Sophie Dinningstone - Sat, 26 May 2018 20:19:46 EST ID:kf4TcaHF No.278535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tullamore Dew and craft beers tonight. Just because I've fucked my life up with my drinking doesn't mean I can't still have fun with it. BWD!
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Emma Grimwill - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:34:33 EST ID:8sQh8VZR No.278540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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drunk as fuck listening to gary numan eating pizza

SLAYER
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Thomas Crongerville - Sun, 27 May 2018 05:35:26 EST ID:svH47kN7 No.278542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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finished my fifth, moved to beer.. BWD!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 27 May 2018 12:41:27 EST ID:mnavchlS No.278543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is there freedom of religion on this board?
ALLLAHHUU AKKBARRR
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Cyril Sindlekad - Sun, 27 May 2018 21:32:09 EST ID:BsGUYpZ0 No.278546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Spent my last six dollars on Chef Boyardee and Labatt Ice
>Rode home on my bike in the rain because suspended license (not because of DUi just unpaid fines)
>listening to one of my dad's favorite songs while 3 tallboys in
fuck I miss my dad bros, he was my favorite drinking buddy
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Molly Chuttingpatch - Mon, 28 May 2018 19:32:49 EST ID:OMB8VXDw No.278557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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In 6 hours I have to wake up and I already have a headache but w/e I guess I need some water
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 29 May 2018 14:08:52 EST ID:BoauXvzM No.278560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bump holy shit i can barely move.
Never been bertter.
Woke up to this due to a vpn
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George Murddale - Wed, 30 May 2018 23:16:07 EST ID:xq5yWXnf No.278582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278560
Know that feel man

I use this site on my phone and sometimes when i wanna get on here my IP was used to talk about or post CP or pedo shit and it sucks because some creep used the same IP as me sorry I’m rambling I’m 2 40s of steel reserve in
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George Murddale - Wed, 30 May 2018 23:16:07 EST ID:xq5yWXnf No.278583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278560
Know that feel man

I use this site on my phone and sometimes when i wanna get on here my IP was used to talk about or post CP or pedo shit and it sucks because some creep used the same IP as me sorry I’m rambling I’m 2 40s of steel reserve in
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Albert Blollerware - Thu, 31 May 2018 16:06:01 EST ID:G/mfTm20 No.278594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's sad this thread is more or less dead, have way too much stress and feel like shit so it's time for some more beers
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Eugene Smallstock - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 16:06:34 EST ID:BpEe96hM No.278601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749
Stumbled into some Voodoo Lesbian party last night, I was dropping off some mushrooms and I bought some xanax and a little weed. I got offered beer by my clearly drunk dealer and her also drunk entourage of the sapphic sort. Ended up drinking rum and got one of them really high for the first time, but I had to babysit her in the bathroom and hold her hair. My dealer also stripped naked for no reason at one point and after a bong hit I looked up and there is a writhing person sandwhich on the couch next to me and all these females are just making out.
Some crazy shit so I kept sipping my rum.
One of them turned out to be someone I knew online, what a fucking small world.
I didn't wake up hungover so I'm sipping on some vodka and drinking some sparkling water after my breakfast bowl.
What the fuck is my life.
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John Hiffinghud - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 19:02:36 EST ID:ij4fyxwU No.278603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278601
that sounds awesome...
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Augustus Channinglock - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:45:12 EST ID:EMqiQcuk No.278616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>you thought you had a tolerance but finally broke through
BDSM!
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Cedric Merrypeg - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 02:13:38 EST ID:BpEe96hM No.278619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got off work and took some xanax and smoked a couple bowls and bought a large beer. Drank said beer while watching planet earth with my mother. It was lovely. I took more xanax and am smoking more marijuana.
>>278603
It was nutty. I remember my dealer mooning me with no context and breaking a bunch of glasses. I eventually helped drag her passed out body to bed with the help of another lesbo. The rum was called Mount Gay, I'm not fucking kidding.
That's not honestly the craziest thing that's happened in that house by far. I used to take clonazolam and nitrous oxide with her and whatnot.
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Fucking Blatherway - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 06:44:31 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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chilled with the boys and listened to metal n played washers all night. twas a good time, a rare occasion where I get drunk. feelsgood.
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Augustus Dillyded - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 20:46:59 EST ID:HnOY5heF No.278624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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quad IPA and at least 4-6 tiny cans of hard cider. There is a cool breeze outside so I'm going for a walk and find somewhere private to smoke a joint.

BWD
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Henry Hanningdock - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 01:09:43 EST ID:4F7gAD6c No.278632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bamp. Boozin on beer
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Martin Hirryfodging - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 07:46:55 EST ID:H1MsSgXk No.278635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749
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Hedda Turveyshit - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 19:40:13 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Life is shit and then you die. 3 beers in, 21 to go.
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Priscilla Harringnon - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 20:18:53 EST ID:XfSjyCDI No.278660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749

drinking hamms, getting stoned & playing random video games.. just ate half a cheese wedge feeling godly

cheers boys
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Esther Grandlock - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 12:36:29 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278659
I was wrong. Life is shit and then you have to exist in it infinitely longer but you ran out of beers and now there's no escaping fucking bullshit. nb but i wish i was drunk.
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Eliza Gunderbury - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 01:59:18 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278674
Found the booze lads. bwd
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Phineas Drurringnore - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 04:32:42 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wit>>271749h every drink i feel like im doing good but maybe being a little more drunk would be like the perfect level of drunk. lets plumb those depth boys
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Phineas Drurringnore - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 04:33:58 EST ID:K2ECLYom No.278686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278682
party hard Bill Cosby
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Emma Sessleman - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 23:36:48 EST ID:W9Vqd0WA No.278698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278660
>Hamm’s
Good choice my lad, it’s a pretty okay beer for 3.50 a sixxer of pint cans and about 13 for a suitcase
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Albert Chattingstone - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 10:50:51 EST ID:u3601UJW No.278704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ever been so drunk you almost drop the cigarette in your hand just to realize there is no cigarette and you were dreaming and you cant remember what the fuck was so important to be dreaming about that you lost your cigarette that didn't exist in the first place?

I think I took too much Benadryl in the past...
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Clara Brackleville - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 11:44:53 EST ID:ydwd1nnr No.278705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bwd lol
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Wesley Blacklefatch - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:18:54 EST ID:f/bUVOW/ No.278706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got no money, no booze and no food till Friday because I spent all my money on booze (and ridiculous junk food once I was drunk), I just found a week old half empty can of four loko in the back of my fridge (the only thing in it other than condiments, empty containers and gone off leftovers lol) and threw that back for "lunch".

Now, I just found 2 dollars in change cleaning up my room, should I spend that on a couple packets of ramen or another four loko? Four lokos gotta have more calories anyway right? I think we all know what I'm going to do actually. If I've been drinking every day for several months, will not having anything Monday-Thursday be legitimately dangerous? I know I'll get some WDs but surely not life threatening right? Probably worrying over nothing but a few weeks ago my friend had a grand mal seizure where he ended up knocking out 4 of his teeth coming off a daily alcohol and bars habit cold turkey, so I'm a bit spooked.
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Ebenezer Creblingchere - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:15:37 EST ID:bNdfqtGL No.278711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
malt liquor and lascivious intent
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David Nisslefoot - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:46:46 EST ID:LesmgWXv No.278739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Argentine whine is pretty good I say... now if I can found some broad
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Cyril Nunderworth - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 01:46:35 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this sucks. everything. it sucks.
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Hedda Sondledale - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:52:08 EST ID:x5Rz+dcq No.278745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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$5 pint of vodka again and its half gone. taste like nail polish remover for real and once I swallowed it wrong and it went out my nose.. bwd
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Simon Fanville - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:59:15 EST ID:QQ8AFFzS No.278758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278706

Sounds like you might have a booze problem. Don't get me wrong, I have a booze problem also. However, I'm a functional alcoholic. I have a job, work, and pay bills but drink on the regular. You have to know that you ultimately have control over your actions. Your brain is a piece of shit sometimes because chemical addictions including alcohol will make your brain think about getting drunk a lot, and these thoughts can torment you into the evening. The trick is knowing that your brain doesn't even know what's good for it, only you do based on scientific discoveries made in the past. Your brain is a devil for it can trick you into tempting thoughts such as stealing alcohol to justify your addiction due to the fact that you have no money left. I have been tempted by these thoughts before.

Just know that ultimately despite even your fucking brain being addicted to a chemical you still have a modum of self control. To be honest I have no idea where this inner motivation/feeling comes from, but I have felt it before, mostly from either crazy spiritual revelations or hardcore psychedelic mushroom tripping, from being sober simply meditating.

Coming to this conclusion, being a 3 year alcoholic I managed to not take a single drip of alcohol for 7 days in preparation for a mushroom trip. The trip was very rewarding, fun, and exciting. I then resumed my alcohol habit. However, just knowing that I had the self control to abstain for a week in preparation for a fun trip shows that at least I have shown in the past that I am able to have some form of self control despite being a regular drunk.

The first day of not drinking is always the scariest, but it gets easier each day. The first and third days are the hardest, and after a week it doesn't get easier. But each day you feel better, and feel rewarded. I wish you luck friend, from a fellow alcoholic, that everything will be okay even without alcohol for a few days.
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Shit Pessletatch - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 02:32:06 EST ID:Ds42dVVy No.278760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Day three of bender: so far no lasting injuries and all electronics are intact
Hope to maintain luck
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Molly Fuffingtat - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:41:28 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drunk erryday but I never post here. It's all downhill, folks.
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Nathaniel Seggleturk - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:57:43 EST ID:dzdf5Vlt No.278773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749
I am supposed to be quitting but I challenge anybody to go without drink with 2 tooth abscesses and no access to strong opiates.

Hobo juice to the rescue. 5 quid 22 units.
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Martin Chazzlelag - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 01:33:09 EST ID:bNdfqtGL No.278787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my girlfriend is basically a prude

i want to spank my last therapist
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Ebenezer Dammerwill - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 09:12:45 EST ID:vS0I+gdM No.278789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278773
God bless frosty jack's
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Lydia Bummershaw - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:21:37 EST ID:dJcxGtka No.278792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278760
How was your bender?
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Oliver Blythelock - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:36:21 EST ID:bPSpSzqQ No.278795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278792
Accidentally locked myself out taking out the trash without my wallet phone or keys
Had to bust down my front door (luckily bolt wasn't thrown) and am now repairing the frame. Not terrible/10
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George Crondlebury - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 20:02:33 EST ID:GZKVYpxN No.278800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278795

lol you didnt by chance have a neighbor with a crowbar help you did you? i just helped a drunk neighbor break into his place like 2 days ago lol
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Nicholas Lighthall - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 02:00:48 EST ID:ytuZ1wvl No.278804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278787

you can speak me
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Nicholas Lighthall - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 02:01:32 EST ID:ytuZ1wvl No.278805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278804

spank, LOL
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Matilda Fandleridge - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 03:11:59 EST ID:bPSpSzqQ No.278806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278800
No I slammed my shoulder against the door with adrenaline furry for a minute. I was scared tbh I didn't have my shoes, phone, wallet or keys and it was like 1am and my roommates are out of town and I don't know my neighbors
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Jenny Siddlestetch - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:23:18 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking hate my life, bwd
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Walter Tootshaw - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:17:11 EST ID:oZ/VnHgN No.278850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749

I'm feelin' it bros and bro'ettes. Four and half shots deep in thirty minutes on some seagram's special reserve gin, smoking a bowl of stankity dankity, and jamming solo on my acoustical guitard.

BUMP WHILST DRINKING
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Phyllis Shittingville - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:56:42 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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woke up with sore throat and feeling lethargic and shitty. Got through work, wasnt gonna drink tonight but feel shit so thats an excuse. This shit had an introductory offer on, I guess it's a new variety. I hope you like gin you cunt bacteria, if not you invaded the wrong organism
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Martin Bruggleduck - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 01:38:23 EST ID:8sQh8VZR No.278864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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6 beers joint with a friend and 1mg clonazepam, alcohol is really showing right now though so i'm posting here have an excellent night friends
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Caroline Dringertock - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:46:56 EST ID:siYvQGXL No.278865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278843
another night in the trenches. work in 6 hours, got my shooters ready for that 10 hour nightmare. bwd
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Betsy Smallforth - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:13:58 EST ID:MB/OQrx4 No.278866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Balls ass drunk, drunk drunk, watching Avatar the Last Airbender. I now know how it feels to bend rocks with my own hands. I just hope I learn how to bend metal, that would make welding a lot easier.
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Priscilla Binnergold - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:53:20 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Work at a brewery/movie theater. Got my shifty (free beer at end of shift) was some IPA and was pretty good, not too hoppy. Finished half of it then dumped that shit on my lap like a dumbass. Cleaned that shit up and the bartender was cool and refilled me with some other beer that was dank. Chugged that shit and feeling buzzed as hell.

https://youtu.be/UAMkKUG0-x8
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Eliza Woshtut - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:32:27 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Enjoyed my post work beer. Don't know what kind it is just that it's some house beer called Death by Zamboni.
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Cedric Dirrypat - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:47:39 EST ID:Fzy0QMa4 No.278883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278882
>drinking at a movie theater
The ones that serve alcohol near me always just have some cringey bartender scrolling on his phone because he knows nobody is going to stop and get a $20 bud light
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Eliza Woshtut - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:49:46 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278883
The theater is a brewery and a restaurant as well. The beer they brew is top notch and people come in just to sit at the bar. The bartenders are kinda douchey like 99% of bartenders but they're cool enough to me. Bartender gave me his number so I can score some bars from him lol. Now that's a BARtender.
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Sidney Baffingstock - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:37:47 EST ID:8sQh8VZR No.278886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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posted here like this weekend but im drunk again heheheheheh gachiBASS
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Priscilla Chobberforth - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:33:51 EST ID:vq2e5hgM No.278888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749
wanted to just get fucked up and jerk it, ended up getting fucked up and caught in feels. welp.
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Caroline Fudgenork - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:08:57 EST ID:bPSpSzqQ No.278889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Only slept 4 hours and can't go back to sleep
Considering having a nip at 8am
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Henry Pittwater - Wed, 27 Jun 2018 19:34:22 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>you're not gonna drink tonight, you already drank sat/sun/mon night you idiot
go on work break to grab cigs and a sandwich
fuck it get a bottle, you dont have to drink it just cos you bought it
get home, have dinner, bottle in backpack staring at me
>you idiot why are you such a weak peice of shit youre gonna die youre gonna die youre gonna die
3 drinks later
>pic related
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Wesley Wesslefuck - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 02:32:39 EST ID:DhpkwGF1 No.278899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump, I guess. One of those joyless drunks. Pretty sure I'd fail a breathalyzer since I've been drinking all day, but I don't feel drunk.
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Charlotte Fushspear - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 05:10:30 EST ID:1E+aAElo No.278900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had a hangover for days after drinking a 2-litre box of goon in 4 hours.

I feel miserable. The idea of drinking makes me shudder but at this point I'm convinced the only way to get rid of this hangover is some hair of the dog. I don't think water and gatorade and panadol and greasy food is going to help me any further here.

I really don't want another drink though...
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Fanny Shittingshit - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 05:38:53 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278897
Have you tried not being a schmuck?

I don't understand why so many people here are so hapless yet have no willpower to do what needs to be done to not be so miserable?

It's kinda like that Tyler The Creator tweet. Like, "haha, how can you be a miserable drunk LOL all you gotta do is get off your ass and get sober." Something like that. It really is that simple. Doesn't mean it's easy but for Christ's sake quit fucking stewing in your own waste.
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Priscilla Clayfoot - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 06:54:32 EST ID:ytuZ1wvl No.278902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278901

guess you don't really understand alcoholism I take it
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Jenny Sankinwater - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 17:56:12 EST ID:Fzy0QMa4 No.278908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278902
I mean let's be real though... he made the choice to buy that bottle and he made the choice to drink it. He makes that choice on a daily basis. Its not like its impossible to stop. All it takes is some discipline, but he caves every single time. Let's not pretend its out of his hands. He brought this on himself and continues to do so through his own actions that he is responsible for.
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James Sucklebanks - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 19:25:15 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278901
>>278908
hey I'm that guy
>so many people here are so hapless yet have no willpower to do what needs to be done to not be so miserable?
I don't get that either. I don't get people who post about how miserable they are and how they want to stop drinking for good and end the hell they're in and how they don't even get drunk or enjoy it anymore and yet don't do anything about it. In that case, like you say, I'd think it would be pretty easy to seek out treatment (evidence would show that the majority of alcoholics don't, but it seems like it should be). I mean if you're sick and feel shitty don't you try to seek a solution?

I don't get that because I'm not miserable. I'm at a stage where I know I drink too much and I'm gonna need to slow down somewhere along the line but at the moment I still love drinking, I just feel a bit anxious/guilty about it, basically medical anxiety and how society views solo drinking to excess. I don't drink everyday or all day or anything. I don't feel trapped by it, I just feel like I like it too much. Kind of like fat people like food too much.
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Barnaby Wommerway - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 20:53:43 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278909
Fair enough. I didn't really mean the post at you directly, just generally at /drank/ because I see people openly stating that they're drinking away their misery only that it's not working anymore and I wonder why people don't try something else. I get the feeling that some of these people are years past the point where it stopped working.

>>278902
I do. I was a drug addict for many years and it is the same thing, different substance. And I did transfer my addiction to alcohol for a while but I was never nearly as hardcore as some people on this board. I something like 10-12 sometimes 15 standard drinks a night for a year or so. It was pretty gross but it was fun for a while. When I started feeling like shit for a full day and had shaky hands in the morning after a night of drinking I figured I'd quit while ahead. Also I realized I wasn't any better off then when I was on other drugs.
I just don't subscribe to the idea that drug addicts have zero control over their lives. Habits are very hard to break, and there is a reason that most people don't break their habits, but that doesn't mean that you don't have control when you wake up in the morning and do the same thing you did countless days before. You actively choose to do the same shit. You aren't a robot who is programmed to drink. You do it because you want to. It just boggles my mind how some people can be miserable doing the same shit for so long and not want to. Or they want to and are just too weak to do something about it. I don't understand it, though I do understand how addiction works. Some alcoholics are just a whole other level of sad and self destructive that not even I, as an iv heroin junky, never experienced. I'm not meaning this to be insulting or offensive; I'm just describing what I see and I think a lot of alcoholics would agree.
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Walter Cuzzleshaw - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 22:03:26 EST ID:yhPJvJi+ No.278929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278928
At first I though that kirt changing the board urls was a mistake, but now it's just a way to see who's new here.

Thanks for the informative and long post and thanks for being a good new poster.

SLAYER to you man.
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Walter Cuzzleshaw - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 22:06:31 EST ID:yhPJvJi+ No.278930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278929
Oh yeah, I just drank 2 Budweiser 40s so bwd
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Cedric Lightville - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 15:25:17 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.278940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>271749
vodka and beer to stave off the heat.
last weekend was amazing and I'm still recovering
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William Fuvingbug - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 20:16:05 EST ID:fjxtE3jX No.278942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HELL YEAH

So I'm working an 11 hour shift today. I got my work done in secret like 2 nights ago and never told anyone, so I'm just chilling for the rest of the day. I've been here since 9 and put the finishing touches on my projects a few hours ago, the next 3 hours are just me, my pizza and cheap 7/11 steel reserves. SLAYER, I love all of you so much.



Also I have a new pair of pants waiting at home that I order a few weeks ago, so I look forward to that
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Polly Bunville - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 21:29:15 EST ID:cXvaxjAO No.278943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
accidentally just powered through a mickey of gin, haven't visited this board in years but I'm feelin it
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Phyllis Fucklefig - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 14:47:23 EST ID:ANATm5AZ No.278947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a server at an olive garden and the shit is way fuckin better going in with a nice buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Shit Perringgold - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 23:00:04 EST ID:LqBWo9n+ No.278952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Halfway thru a 6 pack, time to finish strong
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Walter Genkinpon - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 23:21:11 EST ID:SmctnuYy No.278953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goddamn it I drank a 5th of whiskey again... This is what happens when I start hiding my bottles from the roomies...
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George Mabbleforth - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 14:58:42 EST ID:GZKVYpxN No.278955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278953

lol this was me last night:

>well i dont have work tomorrow, i can have a beer or two

after 2 beers

>well i already had a couple beers, might as well have a couple more

after 5 beers

>well shit i dont wanna drink all my beer, better have some shots

after 2 shots of tequila

>hey that orange pineapple juice is a great chaser! i can have a couple more no problem!

after 3 more shots of tequila and 2 more beers

>Pass_The_Fuck_Out_With_Everything_A_Complete_Fucking_Mess.exe
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Cedric Penninghood - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 22:20:56 EST ID:8sQh8VZR No.278956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WHEN YOU GET INVITED TO A 4TH OF JULY BONFIRE AT 9 BUT YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN DRINKING SINCE 3 AND TURN YOUR FRIENDS DOWN AND START DRINKING MORE

AT LEAST MY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR HAS WEED
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 22:22:31 EST ID:3YeY6UeI No.278957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fookin hell
Im fookin drunk on jäger and jimmie jim beam
fookin hell
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George Nucklehit - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 02:53:38 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.278958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
new amsterdam. vodka. straight from the fucking bottle. i felt angry with parts of my self because i'm trying to not drink all the time, but also i feel relieved because the strong desire to get fucked up constantly is gone and i can get up tomorrow and simply not drink for as long as i want.

the weird part is there is a part missing, like in my mind. the part that was overriding my decisions and choosing to instead drink constantly. the last hangover and episode of self-reproach removed that, thankfully.
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Eliza Mopperdet - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 20:34:47 EST ID:bNdfqtGL No.278971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i had crumby pakistan food today
fuckin' thousand years of salt
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Eugene Fomblespear - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 22:15:51 EST ID:EkhdZvD0 No.278974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I GOT BOOZE, BITCHES!!!
Getting shit-faced and watching Drunk History, trying not to feel too bad about all the PTSD-triggering going on tonight.
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Esther Crondleshaw - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 02:23:20 EST ID:bNdfqtGL No.279013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck a math
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Isabella Gashgold - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 17:01:25 EST ID:EkhdZvD0 No.279041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How the fuck has there only been one bump since the 4th of July?

Bumpin' on some Luksusowa. I got some mango juice to mix with it, but goddamn, I can drink this shit like water.
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Cyril Faddleville - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 18:00:21 EST ID:W5V8EtB0 No.279043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking some nasty steel reserve. Starting to develop a retching response. Has anyone tried flavoring their shitty malt liquor so that it's more palatable? Those limearitas and mike's harders are pretty good and from what I understand they're just the same stuff you find in 40s with something mixed in, so it shouldn't be impossible.
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Clara Clannergold - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 19:19:16 EST ID:GBl+Zp6b No.279044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279043
just buy some 30 rack of shitty beer or a case. steel reserve is the worst malt liquor ive ever had
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Shit Fodgebanks - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 01:32:30 EST ID:GZKVYpxN No.279046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279043

i drank two 40 oz steel reserves every day for about 3 years. my method was to gulp it down 10 swallows at a time. i would just count firmly. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. then i would just grimace for about 3 minutes. then once the revulsion passed i would do 10 more gulps. rinse and repeat. after about 1 year it was not so bad
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James Pellycocke - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 10:37:52 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.279051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279043
Having a couple of normal beers to get a buzz before switching to malt liquor works for me.
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Reuben Chickleway - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 18:02:31 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.279052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279043
Brass monkey, or just get literally any other 40 lol. Olde english is getting hard to find around here outside tha hood but its pretty dank actually. King cobra is good too.
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Henry Grandspear - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 18:25:13 EST ID:EkhdZvD0 No.279055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bumping on Sobieski. Not bad for ~$11 a fifth.
Finally got around to starting Orphan Black, I can see why Tatiana Maslany gets so much praise for it.
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Doris Bunderdock - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 20:25:11 EST ID:LD0+SBEn No.279068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bump boyz - off that bacardi
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Doris Smalllock - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 21:00:22 EST ID:ptR2fr6l No.279078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not a wino yet, but give me six months....
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Doris Smalllock - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 19:21:28 EST ID:ptR2fr6l No.279097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279078
day 7 of getting trashed
this is going to end badly...
I love it.


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