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Last Wednesday To Today by Lillian Porringdock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 17:47:19 EST ID:iLTYGOc2 No.272442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think I have a minor problem.
I drank all of this alone.
Not to mention the can of beer I always drink on the way home from the store.
Jenny Blythedock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 18:25:53 EST ID:c01BNSKa No.272443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u aint got a problem but u are making all the right preparations to have a problem a little further on down the road. when them wine bottles become liquor bottles, you have a problem
Frederick Bubblechack - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 19:59:36 EST ID:VtZRWR1R No.272444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't really get how you even do it, OP. When I drink, I usually try to get really drunk. The end result being that the last thing I want the day after is more alcohol, thereby safeguarding me from alcoholism
James Tillingfield - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:25:12 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.272446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shhh, no one tell this guy what the absolute best hangover cure is...
Edward Hosslehood - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 01:43:49 EST ID:qhKsISzI No.272452 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Still getting strong hangovers that stop you from drinking

You are not a man, yet.
OP - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:03:53 EST ID:wG2SRT5g No.272453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>this thread
Lillian Gommerton - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 01:09:15 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.272458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wine is fucking gross
Fuck Cadgegold - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 03:27:33 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the problem is running out of space to keep your bottle collection and switching to just saving the caps. got a small pile of liquor caps i started last summer. good memories.
Jack Shittinghall - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:17:09 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I chuckled at OP's small amount of booze... THen I realized I've become a /hooch/ veteran. Fuck.
Eugene Gimmerfuck - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:48:09 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This. At first I was like, lemme be the judge of that OP. And then I was like, oh shit son those are all wine bottles how you do this in a night, but then I was all, "oh you mean that's just one week? pfft"

But, then again, I am one of those cases where I had bottles of Everclear and wound up in the hospital more than once due to my drinking as well as having to have a conversation with the cops, so fair warning OP. You're not there yet, but
>drinking on the way home
damnit you sure are trying. If you impress /hooch/ you probably smuggled a device into the detox ward to post it. PROTIP there are many fabulous ways to smuggle pills into a hospital or jail, but detox wards less so.Also a lot of belt loops in your pants are two layers of fabric an excellent place to hide a SIM card, pills, a small razor blade for plastic zip cuffs etc.
Esther Sinnerhidging - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:49:55 EST ID:Z9AIwrTK No.272468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>this thread
William Duckwell - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:36:28 EST ID:B0D1y/vI No.272481 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>24 beers
William Fanfield - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 06:23:33 EST ID:HpsYm86/ No.272482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I know right? He even says to "survive". Like having 1.5 beers a week would do anything.
Hamilton Gackleworth - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:19:34 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the 7 bottles of wine would be brutal if just one sitting, but title says it's a week, so a bottle by oneself a day is maybe a little heavy, but the 6 beers/ciders are simply part of a fully balanced diet. speaking of, I hope you drink more water than just that.
what's the one with the black screw-top?
Rebecca Girryhid - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 23:31:40 EST ID:8bCvz5Hg No.272518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
looks like baileys to me
Sidney Gallerham - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 02:41:31 EST ID:yMux6DN+ No.272526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thats eight bottles of wine in a week.
Not eight bottles in a bitch ass semester.
Also one bottle of Portwine, genuine Portwine.
Beer is my chaser you little bitches.

Martin Sogglefeck - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 07:24:22 EST ID:tsrTFAPK No.272528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Beer is my chaser you little bitches.
Woooah LOOK OUT EVERYONE. We got a bad ass over here.

who tf chases wine?
Ebenezer Sepperstock - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 10:16:22 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look, we're just not impressed. In a few years, you might look back at a week like that and consider it a relatively sober one.

Anyway, bragging about how much you drink is uncouth.
Archie Pamblewotch - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 09:40:18 EST ID:JzuqU/y4 No.272544 Ignore Report Quick Reply

"Portwine"? You mean Port? Yeah, and what? I used to polish off a bottle of the stuff in an evening no problem when I drank more. In fact I'd start out with a bottle of port or sherry before going out drinking.

A little over a bottle of wine a night, while it will cause problems over longer periods of time, is hardly even enough to get drunk for most adults.
Angus Shittingman - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:05:36 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He probably just turned 21 and I only say that because doubtful underageb& would be going after that
"wine chaser"
Samuel Mellerbot - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 01:31:05 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>A little over a bottle of wine a night, while it will cause problems over longer periods of time, is hardly even enough to get drunk for most adults.
i only drink liquor or beer after hearing too many horror stories from various accomplices regarding wine hangovers.

obviously my choices don't make sense but i still want to know. 6-8 shots over a couple hours gets me plenty drunk without ruining the next morning, where can i get with a regular-sized bottle of inexpensive wine?
Martha Blattingmore - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 17:11:21 EST ID:tsrTFAPK No.272584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well the issue with wine is that you'd get a significantly worse hang over from a comparable drunkenness.
Something about the phenolyiecs and sulfites contributing to the diuretic and overall toxicity of the ethanol which is already in itself pretty toxic and diuretic.

Anyway iirc 7 shots is almost exactly half a standard 750ml bottle of liquor and at 40% abv you're looking at about 1.5 to 2 bottles of wine for the same drunkeness.
Wine always makes me sloppier and sleepier drunk which "feels" stronger but it's really just the negative effects which I usually use to gauge my intoxication being ampliefied, not the ethanol intoxication itself.

Anyway I digress, half a bottle of liquor is roughly 1.5 to 2 bottles depending on the strength of either.
Phoebe Harrysidging - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 02:58:10 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Anyway iirc 7 shots is almost exactly half a standard 750ml bottle of liquor
did some booze math. 750ml is 25.3oz, shot glasses are usually 1.5oz, like 16.8 shots in a bottle.

the rest of that makes sense though. with one bottle of wine i'd risk a headache and still not get lit.
Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:29:11 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah you're right. I did zero math. Just counted the shots of a bottle a few times and memered wrong.
Wine is the stress off booze
Hamilton Pesslenore - Wed, 17 May 2017 14:09:38 EST ID:Aw5mfSKu No.274018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, your only problem is drinking wine, the hangovers from it are brutal
Martin Bimmershaw - Wed, 17 May 2017 17:24:59 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.274025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thank you bumping g this thread it gave me a good chuckle

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