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That feel when your life is over by William Widdlehitch - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:17:17 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just got in a car accident with no injuries and totaled my car.
I blew a .14

my shit is fucked.

Priscilla Hirringforth - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:20:51 EST ID:SHbB3pEC No.272849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Time to crack open the bottle laddy
William Widdlehitch - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 20:23:02 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its the first thing i did when i got home from the hospital, after a long walk. If anything for my sore muscles and joints. It helped me sleep thats for sure. But i was severely depressed.
Charlotte Fenningwidge - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 23:10:56 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.272851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Damn bro, this beer and bowl is for you
That seriously sucks, hope you're not in Arizona because you WILL be FUCKED for awhile
Lawyer up ASAP seriously
Nicholas Sicklegold - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 19:26:19 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im in pennsylvania. And i may or may not have non medically prescribed narcotics in my system, they drew blood at the hospital and it shows for upto 90 days.

Im legit fucked in the ass. However, i dont use the pills for pleasure. Believe it or not.
Archie Sivingfack - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 23:48:30 EST ID:N96nOXIs No.272867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey buddy, I got a DUI 5 years ago.

It sucks bro, just do your probation and don't fucking get drunk before seeing your PO.

I'm still paying it off by the way, DUI's are a huge inconvenience but they are mostly a fucking money pit, enjoy throwing cash into the void for years until you've finally paid off.

Don't do what I did, get a lawyer. You're going to pay a shitload either way.
Albert Miblingspear - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 00:34:06 EST ID:/bF2EES7 No.272869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
David Ceddlewidge - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 23:13:28 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how much money? did you get a public defender? how can you still have to pay for it FIVE years later?!
Nicholas Hirringnedge - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 18:23:17 EST ID:v6fHGY9D No.272914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yep, people do it all the time. Least is make it to your destination without hitting anything, anybody. Get pulled over and go through a lot of $$ time, classes.

Yea just anybody, even say 4 six beers can impair your ability to drive.
Where if you get into an accident, your screwed, if you got into an accident not drinking then likely a ticket at the most.
Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 20:03:38 EST ID:o5QIjxSR No.272919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Pic related
Thomas Fuvingpock - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 13:35:46 EST ID:ybU/iFUX No.272929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>refused to blow
>Lawyered up, got the guy that represents the local nfl team
>paid 1500 in fines, got my license back, no classes
still uninsurable though. Best case scenario OP you pay some bullshit fines and take the bus, couple months in county
Thomas Fuvingpock - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 13:49:55 EST ID:ybU/iFUX No.272930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ADDENDUM: If you don't get a lawyer you will get a public defender who is basically a lackey for the DA to get you the worst sentence possible. You willl go to buttfuck elmira or shock camp if you don't get a lawyer. Get a lawyer.
Clara Cheppershit - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 23:02:40 EST ID:uVrfsp5c No.272942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just crashed into a guardrail on the way home from work. No snow tires, 20mph, straight road, spontaneous pull to the left, and then I spun into the rail (across the road), bounced around, came to a stop, looked both ways, and kept going. I didn't check the damage because mary was calling me when I got home. Hope it isn't too bad.

Oh yeah RIP OP.
duiguy - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 16:21:59 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here

Im getting a lawyer, and ive been charged with reckless driving and being intoxicated. Next week im going to get the results of my piss test to give my lawyer a heads up that i might actually go to jail., due to the opiates. I figured they would have informed me or questioned me about the drug test if they found anything, maybe they just want to surprise me. im feeling a little more confident about my circumstances, and all i really want is to come home from work and have a drink, but its difficult to get alcohol when you cant drive places.

Better than being dead, or in jail.
Hamilton Moffingforth - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 19:10:14 EST ID:B3RvdE9b No.273152 Ignore Report Quick Reply

or having killed someone else. i know its a cliche and i sound like a mommys boy faggot saying it, but innocent people are struck down by drunk drivers all the time. that guilt would give you PTSD for life
duiguy - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 20:27:05 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no doubt. i would probably have killed myself if i injured someone else in this accident. no joke. i felt bad enough as it was that the person i hit was unable to go back to work in his vehicle until i made a statement to my insurance company. after being made aware i was sick with shame, and promptly made my official statement.
James Fanham - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 09:13:34 EST ID:efnu0/F6 No.273155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also got a DUI in PA. Just do the ARD program if the narcotics don't show up. As long as you follow every step closely (its a total pain in the dick) you'll be good, and then you can expunge it from your record.

also, don't drink and drive.
duiguy - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 13:34:48 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i cant do the ARD program if the narcotics show up?
duiguy - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 16:42:15 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i did a little reading, and in pennsylvania it looks like even with a drug related offense i can still participate in the ARD program.
Jenny Danderstore - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 11:29:39 EST ID:jOr4WJuR No.273176 Ignore Report Quick Reply

For me it would have been a good wank fantasy.
Cornelius Billingstone - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:21:50 EST ID:iHQMuoz9 No.273182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never drank and drove yet.

How different is it?
Is it hard?

PS: Not planning on it
duiguy - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 22:06:57 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NEVER drink and drive. Its not a matter of it being hard or not. If you have a beer and drive, you're basically not intoxicated unless you weigh 90 pounds. If you have 6 shots of vodka, you're not gonna have a fun time, mmkay?

You're totally planning on driving drunk arent you?
James Blackfoot - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:31:13 EST ID:B3RvdE9b No.273185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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neato bandito kiddielad, you are a true edgemaster now!
Walter Pickville - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 00:21:26 EST ID:snFEL0Zx No.273186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ok but I hav to pikkc up my sno from school realll quickkk
Cornelius Sinkinpit - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 02:06:29 EST ID:QHbqxmH0 No.273188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Idk I did it as a kid dozens of time, I mean driving drunk not just a few beers
I found it incredibly easy to be safe, my friends were always amazed out steady of a driver I was, no swerving or clipping shit or rolling lights
That being said, unless you are a minor (and even then it'll be shitty) NEVER drive drunk, the one time you think you're being cool and do a rolling stop next to a sheriff and get rolled you'll be very unhappy
Tl;dr I found it easy but it's incredibly stupid
Albert Sesslehure - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 04:13:07 EST ID:CiVcL0EC No.273191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty much this.
I've been good at driving drunk in the past, which equates to being good at one of the most dumb and risky things you can do. I've driven under the influence any drug you could name pretty much, and drinking was easy. But with drinking you could easily be over that threshold where you're drunk, overly confident and acting stupid and bam, you're dead, or bam you ran over someone's grandma or some other cliche but nonetheless horribly tragic shit just happened. It's a very real possibility when you're gambling with something like alcohol and with it's effects on judgement.
Henry Grimwell - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 21:11:34 EST ID:Mcw5t9q2 No.273233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do this like 4 or 5 more times and then come back and tell me your life is over.

jk please dont. Just quit driving drunk ya fucktard!
duiguy - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 14:42:16 EST ID:A0SEIISh No.273252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is that really what it takes to ruin your life with this kind of thing? Being a habitual drunk driver? I dont ever intend on driving drunk again.
Alice Clallerlock - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:55:55 EST ID:kxGAiD9h No.273283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can I join the club? Just got my first DWI in december, blew a .24, convicted in late February, now I have to have a breathalyzer hooked up to my car for 90 days. No probation, probably spent about $3500 total on lawyer, court fees, and this bullshit SATOP class i have to take which is 10 hours of group therapy a week for 5 weeks.

Is drinking and driving worth it? You tell me. I can get it expunged off my record in 10 years. With no college degree and a DWI on my record i think im just gonna fuck off and join the military when i get this shit out of my car
John Clussleson - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 16:07:27 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.273284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm in PA, got into an accident a year or so ago. Wasn't my fault, couldn't have avoided the shit if i tried.

My question is, what led them to breathalyze you in the first place? Like 0.14 can't be THAT bad seeing as it is under double the legal limit. I mean idk how smashed you feel at 0.14 but it isn't like you were stumbling all over the place right?
John Clussleson - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 16:21:43 EST ID:VNeuTaIv No.273285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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In my opinion it highly HIGHLY depends on the person from a pure safety standpoint. And the amount consumed obviously. I will never tell anyone to drive drunk. It is simply not a good idea. However depending on those two variables it can be extremely sketchy or not that bad at all.

Look up the Churchill gene sometime. Alcohol affects everyone differently due to a variety of factors. Genetics, weight, past experiences etc. One man's 6 pack may be another man's 24 pack. Regardless of weight even. Obviously weight has an effect on the level of inebriation from alcohol, but if you took a 120lb alcoholic vs a 300lb lightweight, alcohol will affect them both differently.

I'm not saying laws on drunk driving are too tight, but there are people with DUI's that were probably in almost total control of their vehicle. In contrast to that there are people that would blow under .08 and drive like a stupid fuck endangering everyone around them.

I could say more but it would probably make me look like a cock headto the MADD so i will leave it at that.
Fucking Becklelock - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 15:23:45 EST ID:+37jDY+u No.273572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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it's like eugenics
you have a good point, but it's very hard to defend
duiguy - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 19:47:25 EST ID:TzVvNtOw No.273602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My trial is this friday morning.

Im drunk currently. I am not ready. I got my License to conceal carry restricted, and i have not yet transfered my firearms to my buddy. Im gonna lose it ALL. This is the last day i get to drink, and im just waiting to look pretty and hoping my lawyer shows up.

Pray for me. Im probably going to jail over the weekend, and im just avoiding all people. Ive got a migraine and i dont want to be alive. Just fuck my shit all up
Hedda Focklewater - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 00:29:59 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am literally praying for you.

When you are with your lawyer, do as he says.
Duiguy - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 08:36:38 EST ID:fxCsvHwf No.273622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sitting in a room surrounded by people all here for duis. That makes me feel better. My lawyer is here and he's pretty confident. I'm dressed nice and sadly I see a lot of other people looking not so nice. I think the judge will be kind to me.
Simon Bunkinhut - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 11:17:28 EST ID:RYMX+W5Q No.273624 Ignore Report Quick Reply

show the judge this thread
Sidney Clorrydore - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 13:23:14 EST ID:+37jDY+u No.273628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
godspeed anon
duiguy - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 00:56:21 EST ID:TzVvNtOw No.273642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks anon, i appreciate it. Everything went smooth. I got ARD, and ill be on probation for some time. I wont be showing anyone this thread other than my brothers here. Im very fortunate. There was upwards of 30 people in the courthouse all for DUI, and some didnt seem to care that much. But i am basically going about my daily life for the next few months, and then ill start the program. Just gotta adhere to the terms of the probation and ill be okay.

No jail, just good behavior. Im going to get evaluated to see if i have a drug and alcohol problem, but despite not being an alcoholic i think i might opt to get the alcohol support for the duration of the program. I want to get the perspective of people that DO have a legit problem and dont have self control. Thats just me.
Albert Duckshaw - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 05:07:38 EST ID:DEh+/3m/ No.273647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Uh. I got an exteme DUI at 2.7 with weed involved in Arizona and my life is just fine 2 years later.
Hugh Buzzforth - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 05:55:20 EST ID:zJmAQEpt No.273659 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I've have a DUI before. I would bet that many people on this board have had one.

Here's my advice to you. It's honest and uncomfortable:

You have 2 choices now that you have a DUI. 1: act like a shit head and keep digging your hole or

2: learn to not drink and drive (drink your ass stupid but take the bus that's what I do now)

If you are diligent, your DUI has eaten up about 2 years of your life. In about 2 years you should be about where you were before your arrest. Then another 5 years of so and you can get it sealed / expunged. If that depresses you too much then by all means keep being an idiot, do it again and go to county for a few months, that will cool you off.

Best of luck to you.
Polly Chollydale - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 19:56:53 EST ID:xxlBUUF5 No.273677 Ignore Report Quick Reply

did u have to wear pink underwear
duiguy - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 21:52:59 EST ID:TzVvNtOw No.273790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So i have to get a CRN screen on the first of may. Its an evaluation of my alcohol and drug use. I also have to get a urinalysis. And apparently it detects alcohol on this body upto 80 hours after your last drink.

I drank about 8 ounces yesterday night. What can i do to flush it out? Im drinking apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, and coconut water. I forgot to get cranberry juice, but im drinking cherry juice also. Ive got ONE day to clear myself.
Archie Gusslegold - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:31:10 EST ID:kpqwfrBW No.273791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gettin too hot to try that shiiiiit now son. Drank.

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