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BWD by Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 17:24:32 EST ID:Yq+tcovD No.273392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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New BWD. Come join the club. It's warm and comfy here.
Drinking Wine, watching Inception, smoking joints.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 17:46:17 EST ID:Yq+tcovD No.273393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
PS: When I say "club" I mean "drug swamp", nevertheless it's nice and canny.
nb
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Augustus Sigglelotch - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 20:14:06 EST ID:Oydw8aig No.273394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That alst BWD lasted for fucking ever lol

Broke so I'm drinking 4 loko and modelo
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Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 09:57:31 EST ID:Yq+tcovD No.273400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumping one owns BWD feels kinda pathetic but whatever.
I drunk 5 beers containing 125 ml ethanol
I've had one of the best shower beers I've ever had. With a shower cigarette.
Lana Del Rey - National Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8
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Sophie Sidgefuck - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 20:22:12 EST ID:mrZXpwwH No.273401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Trying to save some money, smoking some dank and busting through two of these before the girl stops by. I'm gonna serenade her with my jazz guitar skils and put it in her butt. Either that or we'll watch a movie and get my dick suck. bwd
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Ernest Dondlechure - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 20:31:53 EST ID:1Oo6hG8P No.273402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Decided to try and get into bourbon. Bought a 750ml bottle of Maker's Mark. Is it an acquired taste sort of like beer and coffee are? Or are there better alternatives? Either way, gonna keep sippin until around 11 or 12. Have work tomorrow at 8am. Wish me luck.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 00:45:37 EST ID:3rqANdS9 No.273404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>wake up, 5am wtf
>drink 1l psychoactive 10.5% carlsberg elephant extra strong beer. (awesome stuff)
I'll feel like an elephant stamped tf over me.
>wait for the next shameless episode next week
I have none illegal cannabis drug left but it's ok. I can buy a new one. 3g today.
Spread the light, let it shine!
Brainfart: If you would light up all the alcohol that i have drunk you would start a massive fire.
Holy shiet
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 01:32:18 EST ID:3rqANdS9 No.273405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273404
I took about 18 beers without to pay
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 01:45:34 EST ID:3rqANdS9 No.273406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273405
Holy macaroni I just took a bag full of beer without to pay.
I am the drunken master thief
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Sophie Cluddlewog - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 02:14:18 EST ID:e1qUg4OH No.273407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mixxed some Johnny Walker and J&B

Now i'm on to my beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKT7qxk9-pw
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Fuck Crondlespear - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 03:51:23 EST ID:s5FFpFPF No.273408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FRIDAY BITCH
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 08:13:47 EST ID:3rqANdS9 No.273410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm in the middle of the best single hedonistic house party ever.
Bag full of stolen beers rocks the house.
Mike WiLL Made-It - 23 (Explicit) ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:09:00 EST ID:3rqANdS9 No.273411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273410
That was one of the biggest alcohol thefts I've ever done. It are approx. 18 beers.
One day I took a 1.75L jäger. but that's another story that got me into hospital with 4.0 per mill. nb
this video comes clos to the hallucinatios u have during a delirium. put som violence to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
IO'm so frikking drunk
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Walter Pockstone - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:49:40 EST ID:YwYkaP7l No.273413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fugged up on lots of beers. It's only 8pm. Long way to go yet
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:17:04 EST ID:F3ZwQMPh No.273414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was on the way to my dealer when I met another dealer. and bought 3ggs from him unste<d good times.
The bag full of beers really does its thing!! im dizzy af.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 16:11:22 EST ID:F3ZwQMPh No.273416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BAZINGA!
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Polly Wimmlegold - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 17:06:10 EST ID:+DIagG2a No.273417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Woke up still feeling drunk, with a half full beer bottle and a little whiskey remaining in a glass. Guess I'll just keep going.
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Augustus Dattingnot - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 18:26:01 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.273419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lotta beers
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Molly Hidgeforth - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 20:26:22 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ready to start the weekend

2 mickeys 40s

6 old style tall boys
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Angus Medgematch - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 20:39:12 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392

Three Boatsain HLVs in. Got to numb myself. Date was to thick and hard to penetrate, to finish the job, so going to get myself a call girl tomorrow to finish these blue balls.
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Cornelius Picklock - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:35:52 EST ID:cP7of80z No.273422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>went to a grime show
>got fucked up in a moshpit
>huge cuts on my arm
>anxiety sky high
>ditch my friends and cut home
>start killing beers

cheers lads, hangover tomorrow tho
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Molly Hidgeforth - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:39:19 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273422
if that's true you are fucking awesome
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Cornelius Picklock - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:54:05 EST ID:cP7of80z No.273424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273423
safe fam, next beer is for you
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Angus Medgematch - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 00:08:16 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273421

Feel like I should have a couple more to finish the six pack, then maybe some benzedrex, and .5g of CBD oil. But then I'd probably fail a potential drug test for a new job. And I want twenty-something-dollars an hour, tired of being a so underpaid for doing everything.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 05:30:50 EST ID:F3ZwQMPh No.273427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drinking the last three beers from the bag full of stolen beers.
I'll probably end the binge then. It is starting to get ugly.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 06:18:04 EST ID:F3ZwQMPh No.273428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Heilige kacke! Ich bin total durcheinander! Was geht ab?
Cyka blyat idi nahui whaddup
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Ian Brookway - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 08:21:40 EST ID:YCD0ELlK No.273429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's it called when you do a wake and bake but with cheap whiskey instead of weed?
Oh yeah alcoholism
buuuuuuump
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 15:56:33 EST ID:zvnfZQ7q No.273433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273429
The New Pornographers - My Slow Descent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZDxzlGbN4
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Alice Murdworth - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 21:51:45 EST ID:dGJUhEHQ No.273436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sup boy-ohs

drinking a cheap 4pints for 5$ box of some random polish lager

listening to boiler room sets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPdwoppGw4

SLAYER to all
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David Hennerbanks - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 00:51:16 EST ID:e1qUg4OH No.273437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Case of cornona and fresh limes.
Got half a handle of mixed J&B/Johnny Walker black with some DP.

drinkin
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 01:23:07 EST ID:zvnfZQ7q No.273438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Still drinking that sugary hell water.
Uh my god it's so sweet!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 06:33:05 EST ID:zvnfZQ7q No.273442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273438
my father just harassed me. duh.
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed....bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2w7z0aB3l0
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Molly Bumblepen - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 10:59:57 EST ID:VgmuFKko No.273443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273442
You live in an RV in your parent's yard?
Jesus man what a volatile situation.
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David Sambleford - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 21:13:24 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BUMP WHILE DRUNK
I managed to get a pretty good night tonight.
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James Pirrywurk - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 22:52:01 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know if I should post or not so I'm no bumpin.

I've drank enough to be considered drunk but due to med interactions I just feel dizzy and uncomfortable.

Is this the end? Rhetorical question assholes.
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Simon Sumblespear - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 02:52:12 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i am there. i guess.
drunk is better
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Eugene Busslepadge - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 04:30:01 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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woke up yesterday and drank beers until i ko'ed at 3pm. must of started quite early, i dont remember.

slept through till the next day. i am just sippin now

wass up /hooch/
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Alice Cledgehut - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 22:37:33 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This will be me tomorrow
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StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 23:32:09 EST ID:ZgpSxl/8 No.273460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sippin on a mix of Malibu Rum n strawberry smoothie

Got IV bupe in my system even tho I wish I had heroin not suboxone

Just took .5 diclazapam, because what the hey!
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Alice Cledgehut - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 16:08:46 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Day drinking cuz i can
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George Nopperlodging - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 21:19:06 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.273463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I love going up on a Tuesday with work at 7am

2nd guinness, 1 old style, 1 vodka tonic

you guys are the realest niggas anywhere in the world
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Edward Fuckinglock - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 21:45:13 EST ID:uBj5pHLc No.273464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Captain Morgan is awesome.
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Nicholas Drannerpatch - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 01:38:21 EST ID:950WzLJV No.273468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sippin on sum vakka
42c below.
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Hannah Demmerfield - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 03:31:35 EST ID:qhYqOW3t No.273469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273464
If you a broke nigga and you want some rum Adm rail Nelson isn't too bad it's pretty smooth for a bottom shelf rum
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Doris Pickwater - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:13:59 EST ID:e1qUg4OH No.273470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking two steins of Art Car IPA
Eatin some cheese n crackers
Watchin mortal kombat
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Cedric Bappersadging - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:53:32 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i'm /hoochin' out hea
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Jenny Dragglewell - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 06:29:45 EST ID:EsYxBPYc No.273474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember going to the bar last night at 6 pm last night, I remember getting the Uber home, I remember getting so drunk I fell down outside just trying to get a smoke out of my pocket, playing pool until midnight, I remember everything in between, but I don't know why I woke up on my floor still drunk as fuck with strange cuts on my hands I don't remember getting. Didn't puke or anything. Stll drunk tho so BWD
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Nicholas Mendleridge - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 17:34:06 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wish I had a friend to drink with

BWD
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Lazarus Pritchard - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 19:29:18 EST ID:7gpuo6q3 No.273486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Another long fucking day at work! Need to calm the nerves again. Stay thirsty my friends!
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Walter Gondergold - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:19:31 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.273493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im so fuckin crossfaded
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Henry Dummerchedging - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:47:05 EST ID:cTco7z1S No.273494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1800 coconut and barqs, great fucling combo.
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Hugh Hocklededge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 14:11:31 EST ID:1FD53uOd No.273504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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White Ace, flowing through my face
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Charles Smalllock - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 15:27:18 EST ID:9IZ9/L2/ No.273506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273493
good for you
I wrote a little poem about my bloody friend while drinking. I don't normally do that and that's why it's really bad.
My bloody friend.
My bloody friend serves cliches like he serves his clients
because he thinks that will get him diamonds.
But he'll never succeed
my bloody friend sells weed.
My bloody friend is a gambling man
and he smells like a garbage can
My bloody friend took my bike
when I was bloody drunk.
I'll bring back the third reich
and put him in a trunk.

The Internet: Because you just can't say that in somebody's face.
No rhyme scheme. It's embarrassing. Like three poems in a row.
It looks like I'm a little bit too drunk to write a good poem about my bloody friend.
Is having bloody friends an alcoholic thing?
People you hate but you help them anyway with a vicious ulterior motive?
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Charles Smalllock - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:26:04 EST ID:9IZ9/L2/ No.273507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273506
I feel the need to double post.
There is a feeling of ecstasy that I didn't describe.
Yesterday I ate a LOT after not-eating for 4 days. I was stoned and I got this cerebral high that everyone desires.
4 days in before, after binge drinking, I got really anxious but I faced my fears and watched six horror movies. I had one of the most bone chilling experiences in my life.
("Under the shadow" was good) and I recommend The Crazies (2010 film)
The best moment to watch an eery /horror movies with jumpscares is when you are hangover, nervous and anxious.
Adrenaline is one hell of a drug!
It wipes away the anxiety.
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Doris Murdwell - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:37:06 EST ID:xGiut21i No.273508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Long time no see /hooch/
Not a drinker but I'm sipping some Glenlivet singe malt. Finna get drunk because I can't smoke weed no mo'

Shit burns, I don't even enjoy drinking
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Angus Greenman - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:57:21 EST ID:CRkPd1Ny No.273509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was going to post lyrics but I think I'm too drunk to even do that
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Hugh Hocklededge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:57:31 EST ID:1FD53uOd No.273510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273508
Man, three litres of White ace is hard to drink by myself. I wish you were here with me to help me out with this. I'd drink some of your fancy whisky for you.
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Alice Brembleford - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 19:43:29 EST ID:1Oo6hG8P No.273516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got a few four lokos. Lightweight so.. Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? So, you wanna know if I'm FEELING IT? DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW IF I CAN FEEL IT?

I am less than half way through the first and got a nifty buzz going. And for some reason these don't taste half as bad as I can remember.
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Eugene Gummleridge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 21:00:39 EST ID:GxN9XnTX No.273518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just love Fridays so much. Bumpin' off Natty Ice, which is less awful than I remember. <3 you, /drank/
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Stone Told Steve Austin !4OvZj3C9wU - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 00:58:39 EST ID:dwzPacS1 No.273520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got a fifth of Jack Daniels to drink while I listen to this new Kendrick album again. Gonna be a good weekend fam
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 03:10:51 EST ID:9IZ9/L2/ No.273521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Entschuldigen Sie. Steht vielleicht "fick mich" auf meiner stirn geschrieben?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPjGs_p5WPc (at 1:54)
uh damn. the 250 ml ethanol from yesterday are still rambling.
I bought a lot of new beer and got 2 alcohol frees and a piccolo for free.
Without theft.
What a lovely day!
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Shitting Purrysane - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:15:38 EST ID:KrmXeeaR No.273522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pic 100% related
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 07:13:02 EST ID:9IZ9/L2/ No.273524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I would probably blow a 2.7 in the fucking per mill testing pustegerät.
AHRG
And I have so much weed.
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Nigel Wonkinnetch - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 13:13:07 EST ID:uvdeY2tp No.273525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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vodka oj , bout to eat dinner & watch river's edge
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Sophie Brimmerfock - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 19:42:02 EST ID:aaa1Hu+t No.273527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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brump
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Jarvis Dickleford - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 20:24:47 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD

I'm pretty sad I didn't buy enough alcohol for tomorrow though. I didn't really know how this weekend would turn out so it was hard to plan it well.
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Nathaniel Blatherford - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 01:37:35 EST ID:04MRy+HW No.273530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392
drank 10 shots of scotch
currently drinking stones tangerine express IPA

happy easter you fuckers
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 01:58:19 EST ID:Sps5XjHq No.273531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I either got lucky yesterday or I had a really nice and vivid wet dream.
BEER AT 8AM BUMP
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 05:35:36 EST ID:Sps5XjHq No.273532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273531
My brother bought me 10% beer and jägermeister from the gas station.
In three month is a special day.
It is the 10th jubiliäum of my alcohol and cannabis abuse with occasional xtc, speed and cocaine.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 06:18:10 EST ID:Sps5XjHq No.273533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shower thoughts:
If I would get a dollar for every time I loose my will to live I would cause a massive paradox.>>273531
>>273531
blah blah beautiful pucture hail satan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NTv0CdFCk
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Archie Buzzman - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:55:04 EST ID:/bTVgIlJ No.273538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wish I knew what to say to a really pretty girl with similar interests as me, on a dating site.
I always get either ignored or ghosted.
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Jarvis Dickleford - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:59:01 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.273539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273538
Stop trying that shit, it's just awful.
I've spent so much time and effort trying to get to know girls I thought seemed nice or girls I just thought I wouldn't mind fucking and it's just always shit.
I've tried chatting in different ways (usually I just acted like I normally do without trying to seem more normal) and every time they just didn't have any interest in me.
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Oliver Drockleten - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 22:20:00 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What a fucking weekend man
>go to city friday
>pregame dabs
>pregame shots of tequila
>club
>tequila bottle service
>best mdma ive had in months
>fight between 2 girls over my 1 friend
>get kicked out
>walk 1 girl home
>nap and dab saturday
>burritos
>clothes shopping
>party til 1am
>vodka tonics, painkiller, anti hero ipa
>sleep with gf
>sunday drive to country
>easter brunch
>walk 4 miles
>beautiful day
>drive home
>eat tacos
>bulls win
>old style
In bed.
Great weekend!
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Angus Snodham - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 23:14:28 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuckin 40s yo
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Angus Senderlodge - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 23:33:09 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273540
Very well done my man but I don't think you belong here try r/drunk.
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Isabella Sishwater - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 03:35:57 EST ID:CiVcL0EC No.273543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273542
why does he not belong here?
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Martha Padgegold - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 04:53:17 EST ID:eYHR8sCH No.273544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Day 4. Tapering down tomorrow. The shadow people are freaking me out.

Last stint at walking to the bottle shop blitzed out of my mind.
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Angus Senderlodge - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 08:08:24 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.273546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273543
The three most active threads besides this one are about Delirium Tremems, blacking out, and how to go on a bender without anyone noticing. Notice a trend?

/hooch/ (not calling it /drank/) has traditionally been for crippled alcoholics, not weekend warriors, although of course everyone is welcome here and I was a (drunk) asshole for suggesting otherwise.
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Isabella Sishwater - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:24:05 EST ID:CiVcL0EC No.273553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273546
fair enough
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Emma Smallford - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 22:02:11 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273546
I been here since 2009.
Never go on circlejerk.
Just bumpin while drunk.
Posted in bender thread too.
Dont care what you think man.
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StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 23:57:08 EST ID:ZgpSxl/8 No.273555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Probably no heroin tonight.

Chugging beer sufficiently and fast enough to feel p good.

Oh and I scored a klonopin script today. Yippie!
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Edward Dibberwill - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 00:36:06 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> lesbian friend called me a stud
> as a female...never been called a stud before
> I dig it
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Ebenezer Shakedock - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 00:39:26 EST ID:04MRy+HW No.273557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273546
yeah i hate /drank/, /hooch/ is better.
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Beatrice Snodworth - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 03:33:17 EST ID:QT1CNDn7 No.273558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just made an unholy concoction of Meyer's rum, coconut milk and sprite.
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Fanny Crishwell - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 06:36:57 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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tuesday night

/hooched/ as hell
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 18:44:31 EST ID:ZbTWocp+ No.273577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I threw up in my bed about 25 times when I had no cannabis against the nausea.
I'm on my 6th König Pilsner beer and my ?th joint watching shameless. so long so good.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 19:48:16 EST ID:ZbTWocp+ No.273579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273577
Sometimes I calculate the ml of ethanol that I drunk, like a fat lady counts her calories.
So 8x500ml= [email protected],9%=4000x0.049=196ml (+the [email protected],9% from this morning=19,5 ml)
215,5 ml that I drunk today
280 ml is in a bottle of vodka.
I did good.
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Graham Wonderkone - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:42:26 EST ID:1Q8KdREt No.273580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273579
I do this religiously as well. I count every drink and do the alcohol content calculations probably 95% of my drinking sessions. No shame because I rarely have an embarrassing story to tell. Also keeps most people unaware of my alcoholism so that's a perk, too
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 21:06:23 EST ID:ZbTWocp+ No.273581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Î somehow have to vent. srty 4 dbl post
>A dream made me drink today
>I dreamed of making out with my cousin levitating. flying while kissing.
The dream ruined my day.. It awoke so much yearning..
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Angus Wogglestone - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 23:36:35 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.273583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
more stoned than drunk but i like /drank/ better anyway

COORS LIGHT AND WEED
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George Trotfoot - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 02:45:59 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/drankin/ again
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Samuel Criddlewod - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 03:07:08 EST ID:GP3vXKRK No.273590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BASABAFUBLAPF
JRANDO CRANS8FMK8J8IUNJUPH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rando
-death himself
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Ebenezer Hibbersit - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 03:21:38 EST ID:hh+HEtVD No.273591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Neighbors dog has been barking all day

Got drank and blasting music. WOOOOO
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 16:47:29 EST ID:l9u+sOdF No.273601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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7 beers today
10 yesterday
I should not have done that...
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Shitting Semmlefudge - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 19:50:43 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273601

You should have drank more.
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Hedda Focklewater - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 23:18:25 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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3rd rum and v8/ginger beer
bwd

>>273542 you're a faggot because
>>273420
>>273423
>>273463
>>273540
>>273554

are all me

listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs
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Frederick Huzzleshaw - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 23:47:26 EST ID:a651goQn No.273606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273605
>V8 and ginger beer
bru
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Hedda Focklewater - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 23:53:38 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273606
lol its not bad v8 splash/rum then ginger beer/rum
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Jarvis Fudgeway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 00:35:46 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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40s and wine baby
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Simon Pubberhedging - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 10:02:25 EST ID:hh+HEtVD No.273623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The girlfriend is definitely going to break up with me tomorrow.

Thank fuck I have a decent income otherwise I'd be sleeping under a fucking bridge tomorrow night.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 15:27:29 EST ID:u79vpait No.273629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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TIL You got to be careful what you wish for NOOOOOOT!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:06:04 EST ID:2dfDyTCy No.273630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273629
My father indoctrinated me in the roman catholic church.
*burp*
I have good christian morals, but *burp*
I'm prude and frigid. *burp*
OOOOh damnit.Ima post that and get me another 5 beers.
BUMP
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Polly Backlewill - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:29:40 EST ID:CRkPd1Ny No.273631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Seems like a while since I posted last. Drunk is a good a time as any
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Nathaniel Honnerman - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:53:57 EST ID:5IujWGqL No.273634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Friday night mother fucks!
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Nathaniel Honnerman - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 19:53:57 EST ID:5IujWGqL No.273635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Friday night mother fucks!
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Edward Nickleridge - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 20:50:26 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273392
FRIDAY NIGHT!

lets get a handle of rum and make it last 2 days
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Ernest Cluzzledadge - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 21:56:54 EST ID:OoJRPBJA No.273637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumpin
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Cyril Lightspear - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:19:25 EST ID:cOUJgc0w No.273638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Friday Setlist: 1 Bottle of wine and a 6 pack of Miller High Life tallboys

BWD
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Emma Funkinpig - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 00:35:29 EST ID:/bTVgIlJ No.273640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273577
I miss CS:S. I probably still have it installed on my 2010 gaming PC, but I haven't even turned that thing on in ~2 years.
Do people still play it, or have they migrated to CS:GO now?
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Isabella Honeybanks - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 01:18:46 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bumpin

had beers and just about to start on this JB whiskey
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Augustus Mablingmitch - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 01:24:42 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.273644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273640
oh yeah of course people still play source

some people still play 1.6
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Fuck Dartville - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 01:53:05 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
SOBIESKI U BASTARDS.
ahaha it's been far too long since my last bottle of booze. i needed this.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:02:50 EST ID:73No61TW No.273650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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8x500ml=4000ml
4000mlx0,049(4,9%)=196ml
169ml/77kgx0,68(for men)=1,73‰
feels like more but that's due to the joints.
Lana Del Rey - Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NTv0CdFCk
The video is really hypnotic and beautiful! watch it1
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Isabella Honeybanks - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 19:35:08 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD

Every time i'm buying beers I consciously have to realise that I will NEED atleast a few beers for the morning, even if I havn't been drinking heavily the night before, nothing beats a beer in the morning

I'm not sure if this is a problem in the making, personally I just fucking LOVE having a few beers as soon as I wake up. It makes the day so much better. Does anyone else do this?
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Fuck Siblingbanks - Sun, 23 Apr 2017 22:37:21 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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had a bad day. just wanna drink and forget shit.

>half way there
>heres a 40oz to freedom
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James Simmlestock - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 01:04:33 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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solo party forever. got like a permanent state established for myself here.
fuckn STAY drunk lmao.
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Eliza Pittshit - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:27:38 EST ID:iZKnCWug No.273669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjN4iP6VotY

BUMPIN N IM DRUNKIN
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 15:49:59 EST ID:swV72xti No.273673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273666
YEY! solo party in the name of satan.
Drink beer and smoke weed and fap till the sun rises!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 16:06:45 EST ID:swV72xti No.273674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273673
I'm not a fan of these Facebook quotes but this specific one got stuck into my mind for quite a while after I heard it watching Criminal Minds.
Alcohol and THC are a powerful combination, you know?
Pilsner + Mixed beer + Joints = 2nd BUMP!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 16:26:43 EST ID:swV72xti No.273675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273674
>>273673
Oh the mood swings are incomparable! Maybe with stimulants. but whoa.
Angie Tribeca is freaking hilarious. Im lmao! nb
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Cornelius Pizzleforth - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 22:27:47 EST ID:0IceS0a2 No.273678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392
Smoking out of my bong, watching Dragonball Super, drinking a 1oz bourbon on ice. Call me gay, but I enjoy the ice watering down the bourbon as I drink it. It starts off full-bodied, and finishes with only a hint of bourbon, at least if you drink the melted ice like I do after I finish my final glass.
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Basil Crungerham - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 05:29:50 EST ID:RhuriCOx No.273679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273637
Fukken love me some Laphroaig.

>spellcheck thinks I meant to say Aphrodite

Nice.
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Henry Dopperferk - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 15:02:40 EST ID:GiPLkQuB No.273681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>be me, 23 year old virgin, sexually frustrated
>have dreams about sex again
>dream of giant titties
>wake up
>no giant titties in my face
>want to kill myself
>go to the liquor store instead

90% of my drinking days start like this. I can't resist drinking when I've had a sex dream. But I still got plenty of vodka and lemonade left and some quality dank so at least I can forget. My team owned at the CSGO match I just played. Today's gonna be a good day.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 17:47:46 EST ID:JfwoikEm No.273685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273681
I can really feel that.
I bought 18x0,5L König Pilsner for similar reasons today. It is on sale 1€/1L.
Watch some videos that make you laugh. If you've liked Leslie Nielsen R.I.P. you'll like Angie Tribeca as well.
I can't watch it continuously because it's too exhausting to laugh so much. And because it is so painfully stupid that it actually hurts. Ouch! Right on my frontal lobe. Really I'll get a stroke if I watch a whole episode. It is so silly and absurd. I love it.
I'll pause at s01e05 04:04 and listen to some funky music.
18+6 from yesterday-8 that I drunk today=16 beers equaling 8 liters left.
expect another bump soon.
bump
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James Duckwater - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 21:57:35 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD
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Eliza Wubblemit - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:46:23 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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on a tuesday
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James Duckwater - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:40:03 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273693

fuckin feelin it man
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 18:20:41 EST ID:BRHRL4Tl No.273713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dunno how much beers and dunno how much joints. dunno. human go to bed.
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Martha Sennerham - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 23:40:46 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i love 40s and sexy bitches
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Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 07:23:28 EST ID:BRHRL4Tl No.273725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Relaxing with 4 beers and 2 joints in the morning.
On the flight from New York back to Europe we had to fly 12 km or~39,000 feet high to avoid some gigantic cumulonimbus clouds (picture taken from the ISS). It was nearly as impressive as NYC.
Sadly I lost all the pics of the trip.
bump
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Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 07:30:41 EST ID:BRHRL4Tl No.273726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273725
>*gigantic Atlantic
Damn I missed that. no bump.
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Betsy Tootcocke - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 12:15:54 EST ID:hh+HEtVD No.273727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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15 7% beers deep. Expecting withdrawals tomorrow. Thinking of saving this last one to ease the withdrawals, but we all know that's not going to happen.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 14:46:46 EST ID:4js77DaF No.273732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273727
Dang that' a lot.
I'm counting 10x5% beers from today.
Listening to Amy Winehouse.
Not expecting withdrawals tomorrow because I have 16 beers left.
BUMP
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Betsy Wunningstock - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:37:47 EST ID:NKhFH3Mv No.273733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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420chan is clearly the greatest imageboard of all time

bumpo
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Angus Tillingstone - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 23:20:09 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.273736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no drug fucks the pain away like booze, may or may not be getting crossfaded later tonight
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Cornelius Sockletere - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 23:44:35 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fuckin bumpin oye
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Simon Gizzlepetch - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 00:26:46 EST ID:Am8VaH+l No.273743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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250 mL of sweet sweet everclear got me to 6pm, another forty and four 8%ers to make sure it doesn't go south yet
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Rebecca Fuckingshit - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:21:56 EST ID:7kwwRlZA No.273745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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drank all night but its only 10pm



friday bitch
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 07:29:01 EST ID:4js77DaF No.273746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drunk gibberish blabla:
Today I stood up and was searching my one bottled beer.
I had to find out that it tragically died in the freezer last night.
RIP little guy! You will be missed!
Guess canned beer is okay, too.
Whoever came up with the concept of shower beers needs to get a damn ticker tape parade!
I'm on my 4th beer. The day is young and I'm pretty much still drunk from yesterday. I have 12 beers and some weed left. I won't be sober ever again.
>>273733
It is indeed. Nice pic.
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David Brashhadge - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 14:03:42 EST ID:KP4BkL+2 No.273763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The end of a 12 hour bender am I'm not even tanked. Started to see the shadow people though.

Hooray, my life is over!
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Henry Brookhood - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 15:20:34 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.273766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273746
Why are you sticking beers in the freezer
BWD tho
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:18:20 EST ID:L5044Q4P No.273767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273766
There is a special trick.
Wrap some wet paper towels around you beer bottles and put em in the freezer. They'll be ideal cold in 20 minutes.
I just forgot the bottle yesterday. It's tragic but shit happens man.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:44:33 EST ID:L5044Q4P No.273768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273763
oh hell yeah!
Do your shadow people have hats, tho?
My shadow people always have hats. They are fancy and modern. And they always carry a 9 mm silenced gun. That is why I am afraid of them.
Nice meme.
Listen to some german rap music. It's nice and chill:
K.I.Z. - Hurra die Welt geht unter ft. Henning May (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/XTPGpBBwt1w
no bump.
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Lillian Dumblewetch - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 20:11:24 EST ID:mjjCpr+d No.273769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just got home from picking up new glasses, time to get blurry again
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James Summerstodge - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 23:21:46 EST ID:7kwwRlZA No.273772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD i feel like i bump too often but i am drunk too often
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Fanny Devinghood - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:54:44 EST ID:VA2ZQHQz No.273776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have a drugtest on june first.

Id rather be drunk AND stoned.

Fuck this gay earth.

Im getting fucking ripped after this test though.
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Stone Told Steve Austin !4OvZj3C9wU - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 01:55:08 EST ID:dwzPacS1 No.273777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Long ass week at work, but only 4 more weeks and I get a long ass break. Swilling Jack Daniel’s until that day comes
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Edward Dimmleman - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 03:55:54 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.273779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drunk and stoned what more could you want
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Augustus Pockforth - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 04:22:25 EST ID:gcKRymo5 No.273783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273779
A beautiful but sane wife with enormous tits.
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Jack Pockworth - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 04:24:28 EST ID:+rMAYnJO No.273785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
BWD.

Applying for jobs in finance are weird. You don't know who is going to drug test. There's literally no rhyme or reason.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 04:53:41 EST ID:L5044Q4P No.273787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wake 'n shake.
The wake 'n bake of an alcoholic.
Smoking beers, drinking joints BUMP!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:25:01 EST ID:7XAM2MRO No.273788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tactical, critical and maybe regrettable euthanasia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
The Euthanasia Coaster is an art concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.[...] the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria"[...] his description of the "ultimate" roller coaster as one that "sends out 24 people and they all come back dead".
What a great idea!
I'm so wasted I can not stop laughing! BUMP
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 18:18:50 EST ID:7XAM2MRO No.273789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273788
I have accidentally massively poisoned myself. Watching Enter the Void. nb
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Chinaski - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 23:06:48 EST ID:cliyRR7L No.273799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just trying to forget the coming uncertainty for one more week....
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James Musslehodge - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 23:18:14 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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6 pack shop was out of Old-E so i had to suffice with Colt 45 double malt. not sure how i feel about it.
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George Fushway - Mon, 01 May 2017 00:30:11 EST ID:mfEsHzJ4 No.273802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did some alcohol for the first time in my life hoping it would help cure my insomnia. Feel warm, eyes heavy and tired as hell but I still can't sleep. So much for that idea. Alcohol is just as shitty as I expected it to be.
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Archie Fumblefield - Tue, 02 May 2017 01:25:06 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fris vodka. cheap af at the local hard booze distribution center and i assume introductory price because i've never seen it here before. burns like bottom shelf but no paint-thinner tastes like regular bottom shelf fare.

swear this shit is over proof, got my ass wasted fast as hell.
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Archie Fumblefield - Tue, 02 May 2017 01:28:31 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273812
ffs i meant to add: anyone fucked with this stuff before? nb
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Henry Pittford - Tue, 02 May 2017 04:12:31 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.273817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Back in the sauce :/
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Dextrolord - Tue, 02 May 2017 04:29:24 EST ID:jvZ8pjXP No.273818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273392
drinkng my last 12oz coors lite cuz Im on a budget you btches but my bro drank half the beer and I just wanted to get drunk and pass out cuz I got fucking robbed today

BWD!!!!!
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Cyril Claybanks - Tue, 02 May 2017 04:30:59 EST ID:ESuDuZU/ No.273819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273802
Alcohol is pretty shit, came here just to post about it, ackcshually

I had like 4 shots of rum earlier and felt great for like an hour. Since then I've just been uncomfortably warm with a mild headache and heartburn. I think I'm just getting too old for this shit, but I also forgot the first rule of drinking; keep drinking. But fuck drinking anyways it sucks.
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Hedda Backlehall - Wed, 03 May 2017 20:25:01 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273777
you can make it buddy!
pull through!
2 gentleman jacks before fish and chips dinner
watching hockey and browsing the chans
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 03 May 2017 20:35:34 EST ID:0d86S2DU No.273830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There is a sickness inside of us, rising like that bile that leaves that bitter taste at the back of our throats.
Stop treating the symptoms.
There has been a medical breakthrough.
It's a relief from pain relief.
All it takes is one treatment.
And your pain ends forever.
Embrace the meaninglessness of your wasted existence.
Return to a simpler state.
Return to dust.
It's all a part of the cure.
I am so gonna love this movie!
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Sophie Nucklestotch - Wed, 03 May 2017 22:47:26 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fuck man
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Ebenezer Wuttinglock - Thu, 04 May 2017 00:49:51 EST ID:oK6kMSGj No.273832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got a 6 pack of pints for 4.99$ at the local market. It's cheap and tasty as fuck.

Smoking bongs as well. BWD

Pic relative
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Frederick Buzzstone - Thu, 04 May 2017 01:18:14 EST ID:JcZS/CP7 No.273834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This shit is pretty good mixed with a Starbucks doubleshot
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Betsy Goodwater - Thu, 04 May 2017 21:31:45 EST ID:w4GvAljs No.273854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273392
Why am I at a bar I have no income and barely any money why am I doing
Might have to Irish boodbye this place (Irish rush good bye is where you sneaky out the back door and don't say goodbye to anyone)
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Martin Gaffingdock - Thu, 04 May 2017 22:24:39 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>drink with the boys
>come home
>drink alone
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Sophie Biggleshaw - Fri, 05 May 2017 03:52:22 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.273858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273832

Shit $5, that's not bad. My father always calls Olympia - old man beer. Guess back in the day when he was a kid, it was one of those cheap beers that retires drank.
It's one of the better tasting cheap beers.
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Caroline Pockstock - Fri, 05 May 2017 06:51:26 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.273859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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4am and im still fuckin drinking

lotta weed too
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Polly Sinderworth - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:11:24 EST ID:ChFA57ny No.273867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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jazzin
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Shit Hirryhood - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:43:11 EST ID:J429Iaej No.273868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I watched MirrorMask (artsy and psychedelic, Alice in wonderland like) and Horns with Daniel Radcliffe.
I was shaking a bit today but it's all fine now.
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Caroline Cinderfoot - Fri, 05 May 2017 19:15:31 EST ID:4UMQ0FUh No.273869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man, I've had four cans of FJ and a bottle of Henry Weston's. But I don't think I'm as drunk as I should be.
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Isabella Dipperpatch - Fri, 05 May 2017 20:26:44 EST ID:jmwGv/q/ No.273871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273868

Mirror mask is a dope movie. No bump for no drinking, but I am high

Oh well bump while HIGH
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Jenny Pitthood - Fri, 05 May 2017 22:20:21 EST ID:J7VVn2C/ No.273872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273871
I'm drunk so I'm bumping but MirrorMask sucked balls and you all know it
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Lillian Fanbury - Sat, 06 May 2017 00:30:06 EST ID:rnTuPNQ+ No.273875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273872
MirrorMask was a good movie. How did it suck balls?

nb because not drunk
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Fucking Sublingnun - Sat, 06 May 2017 03:35:43 EST ID:mZrg+i9H No.273877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BAMP

drink deep from teh cup of knowledge /b/rothers, thoth implores you

or the cup of beer. beer works too.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 06 May 2017 08:30:17 EST ID:J429Iaej No.273879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273872
>being this much influenced by the queen of shadows
*burp*
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Walter Hunnerfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 09:05:31 EST ID:GKXs8Tg7 No.273881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking at 9am because I had unprotected sex with a hispanic girl from work yesterday and I'm freaking the fuck out
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 06 May 2017 09:50:11 EST ID:J429Iaej No.273882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273881
I could've been there but I chose not to bang the little cute heroin addicted street hooker.
We made out a bit and now I have Helicobacter pylori in my stomach.
Can't be careful enough. nb.
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Hamilton Sembleway - Sat, 06 May 2017 11:02:52 EST ID:/RM+sCgH No.273883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273882
>>273881

Could have been there too but I decided not to. Met a girlwho was a crack/cocaine whore, we drank, smoked weed and crack inside her bar. She didn't gave a fuck about nothing. She told me to finger her while we were looking to buy cocaine in my car... Went back to her bar and we made out. She was horny as fuck and was begging to fuck her, she offered me anal sex too, all of this without a condom and knowing her for like a couple of hours. I refused and was happy enough with a handjob while smoking crack and fingering her.
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Hedda Grimshit - Sat, 06 May 2017 13:15:10 EST ID:oQ/Wjc2o No.273886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273883

that's some pretty cool ghetto shit, but also not a situation I massively want to find myself in. I think I might make a bad decision (although obviously some bad decisions may have already been made to end up in said situation)
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Nathaniel Murdwater - Sat, 06 May 2017 14:50:46 EST ID:wD21gtVq No.273889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273886

Not ghetto, just Mexico. She even took my penis and was going to introduce it in her vagina, I stopped her.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 06 May 2017 18:25:42 EST ID:ImvHGtN7 No.273898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Welcome to the darkness. The palace of loneliness.
I'm drinking beer after waking up at 11 pm, gonna wait for my dealer. He'll bring me the goods at 2 or 3 am i guess. I hope.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 07 May 2017 02:12:17 EST ID:ImvHGtN7 No.273900 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273898
He didn't
Welcome to the pit of despair, my home. Welcome to the swamps of exasperation.
I'm drinking the remaining 10 beers, starting in the morning at 8 am.
planning to go on a weed run at 1400
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 07 May 2017 05:50:31 EST ID:ImvHGtN7 No.273903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273900
I did successfully completed the run.
Now I have nuclear rockets that can reach Israel within 13 minutes.
Oh nvmd
im too drunk
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 07 May 2017 05:56:49 EST ID:ImvHGtN7 No.273904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273903
and high. nb.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 07 May 2017 12:33:33 EST ID:ImvHGtN7 No.273905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273879
Guess I'm gonna die tomorrow.
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Phineas Soblingnane - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:06:49 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.273906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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chill weekend

finished a bottle of gentleman jack.

for $27.
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Martha Nibblematch - Sun, 07 May 2017 16:20:22 EST ID:gUAWXCdn No.273907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Boubon, ginger ale, and lime. Fucking dank.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 07 May 2017 17:50:56 EST ID:yoCS74fz No.273908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273905
That's it.
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Sidney Sacklestone - Sun, 07 May 2017 23:50:18 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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6 pack shop is completely out of malt liquor so i had to switch to beer. meh
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Mushroom-Madness - Mon, 08 May 2017 01:57:09 EST ID:RW8+YO+l No.273910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273881
Don't worry too much buddy if you take meds within 72 hours of incident it will prevent risk of hiv
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 08 May 2017 08:05:57 EST ID:yoCS74fz No.273911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I popped a can of Pringles and now the fun won't stop. How can I make the fun stop? Please help, it's been 8 days already.
5th beer today.
I bought 12 to avoid withdrawals. So greedy... so greedy...
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 08 May 2017 16:21:54 EST ID:vSz0A4t+ No.273913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273911
One beer is for tomorrow to avoid the shakes. Holy macaroni.
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Albert Pickstock - Tue, 09 May 2017 00:25:25 EST ID:04MRy+HW No.273916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just took my last final ever
Graduating with a bachelors in IT next week
TIME TO FUCKIN DRINK IT UP, SCOTCH HERE I COME
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Nigel Sunderlock - Tue, 09 May 2017 02:46:43 EST ID:ow1s6qB3 No.273917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273913
Dissos are shown to help with alcohol withdrawal and dependence

Try downing a bottle and a half of tussin gels
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Cyril Favingchire - Tue, 09 May 2017 22:30:53 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bump and grind chuggin 40s
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Matilda Brabberdidge - Thu, 11 May 2017 08:35:55 EST ID:L7sb19Or No.273925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273913
Benzos can help you through wds too
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Fuck Memblebanks - Thu, 11 May 2017 14:50:20 EST ID:e7bLXf+D No.273927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last day of the semester. One more year till I graduate. Feel like I've been in college forever. It's been 5 whole years now. Bought some tequila for tonight to celebrate. Cruising on a couple of drinks till the fun starts.
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Charles Drettingshaw - Fri, 12 May 2017 00:31:24 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.273939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did yinz know that Olde E is now 42oz instead of 40?!? This made my week
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Fanny Mommerfutch - Fri, 12 May 2017 01:48:21 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.273940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273939
Yeah whats up with that, I bought two yesterday and I didnt really notice at first until i was halfway though my second and I thought the booze gods had smiled upon me until I went to the corner store again today and saw it again
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Phineas Fuckinghall - Fri, 12 May 2017 13:23:32 EST ID:dPLcH4gw No.273945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Getting my life together is harder than building an eight story house of cards and it's just as frustrating.
>>273685
The beer is still on sale.
It was a whole pallet and it didn't get any less since I stopped drinking on Monday. I swear I drank the half of that thing.
3rd beer and counting. I'll light up and report back. no bump. not yet.
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Jack Duckford - Fri, 12 May 2017 15:43:47 EST ID:CRkPd1Ny No.273951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Feels like it has been a while. It probably hasn't. Here's to you!
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Priscilla Dockleville - Fri, 12 May 2017 20:50:48 EST ID:L49awdxz No.273957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392
Bumping a BWD thread for the first time. Drinking many Coors Banquet beers listening to Armin Van Buuren. Soon will be supplementing the experience with a few bowls but I like to get a good drunk on before I start on the THC
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John Sugglefield - Fri, 12 May 2017 21:08:03 EST ID:SM8n8exS No.273958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273945
This was way too much
not like watching immortal in hospital with 3.8 per mill but still
it was way too much. Too much beer and too much joints. and to much adrenochrome.
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Esther Pickbanks - Sat, 13 May 2017 04:21:27 EST ID:/R9KIObd No.273959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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?
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Nicholas Donnerwill - Sat, 13 May 2017 07:01:08 EST ID:k1MtSdzp No.273960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 13 May 2017 12:25:11 EST ID:SM8n8exS No.273961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273958
I did continue making the mistake.
BURP
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William Pankinwedge - Sat, 13 May 2017 17:06:07 EST ID:WebT/DpO No.273965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumping while TEA drunk

Taking a couple days off from the necessary vice and making do with what I got
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John Bipperkore - Sat, 13 May 2017 20:07:20 EST ID:kYHzKqxS No.273966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not gonna judge anyone specifically but if you regularly do the slave drug and do slave things like watching media or sitting and being cozy; you're kind of a fucking loser. the jews have a rope around your neck. go out and burn a church, or break a window..
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Eugene Sirringwill - Sat, 13 May 2017 20:08:45 EST ID:CpGV3NDJ No.273967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273966
how are you spending your saturday evening, fam?

i think the biggest FUCK YOU i can give to the jews is to live simply, enjoy the company of my friends and be happy
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Ernest Drishville - Sat, 13 May 2017 20:47:51 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.273969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just cracked one of these fuckers

who thought it was a good idea to put beer in plastic. i want the glass bottles back damn it.
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Charlotte Sandlechet - Sat, 13 May 2017 21:39:36 EST ID:/bTVgIlJ No.273970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a feeling that I'm really screwing things up with a girl I'm talking to on POF.

>>273969
What was the puzzles in the cap?
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Ernest Drishville - Sat, 13 May 2017 21:48:36 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.273971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273970
40s dont have them. only the wide mouth 12ozers

nb
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 14 May 2017 01:07:43 EST ID:/+4PTjST No.273972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A beer and a joint at 7 am like a punk.
I drank over 10 Liters in the last two days and I 'm having minor stomach troubles.
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dave stumpgrinder - Sun, 14 May 2017 10:06:51 EST ID:19tsPW66 No.273974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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half a bottle of vodka in on my last day off work for the week. trying to get into some games but fuck me
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Walter Blogglechire - Mon, 15 May 2017 00:51:47 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
BEER.
Thank you for seeing this statement. Enjoy your week.
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Graham Dartcocke - Mon, 15 May 2017 02:25:12 EST ID:beeWN5Ib No.273985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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God help me, /hooch/. I have been borderline too drunk for the last two hours. The weed helps. Oh lawdy bump bump
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Archie Dingerham - Mon, 15 May 2017 03:24:15 EST ID:NVk7D+/I No.273986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No bump. So hungover I am shivering. Fuck this.
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Jarvis Buzzleman - Mon, 15 May 2017 22:49:47 EST ID:8rkRb9+S No.273992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273392
working ym way down a bottle of cheap whsikey, havent hit the sauce in awhiles and i overestimated my tolerance, probably need to stumble down to mickeyd's or something, the only thing ive eaten today has been whiskey and curry
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Oliver Brarringsit - Tue, 16 May 2017 01:51:33 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.273993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
vodka as usual. shirt is most definitely off and sprawled on a battered office chair in front of the crackling pixie gods of internet whilst they entertain me.

it was worth getting out of bed today.
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Shitting Pingersedge - Tue, 16 May 2017 02:50:51 EST ID:U4ORYJZn No.273994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bourbon, then beer.

time to get fucked up on a Tuesday evening.
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Frederick Summlegold - Tue, 16 May 2017 15:09:13 EST ID:No7762KT No.273999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273994
Drowning my petty sorrows


B..B.B.BBBUMP!
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Rebecca Gopperway - Tue, 16 May 2017 23:53:50 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBTeR9x-WaE
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Lydia Himmerwitch - Wed, 17 May 2017 01:26:19 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.274008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
workin on beer number 5 and bong hit number something.

feeling real fuckin neato
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Shit Pickhall - Wed, 17 May 2017 04:22:51 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.274009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
vodka consumed down to ineffectual levels. backup reservoirs of beer, wine, and hard liquor reduced to ineffectual levels.

the battle was quite drawn out and took all of my mental capacity but i have achieved intoxication.
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Jenny Cruttingmerk - Wed, 17 May 2017 19:39:00 EST ID:Rdg34pxP No.274026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumping with a surprisingly tasty mix of beer, white wine and dark rum.
I think I'm gonna sleep soon, but listening to anime songs is pretty pleasant somehow, even tho it's not my thing.
Okay actually at this point, I want some punk anime music, so where do I go from there ?
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driven !FTPgBqDDy. - Thu, 18 May 2017 04:10:39 EST ID:or3LESn1 No.274030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392
drinking some soju. it tastes like half-strength vodka except not as nasty
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Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 18 May 2017 16:58:48 EST ID:qwqmH0Fj No.274038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Apparently all my confidence is stored in these magical Pandora's cans.
I have twenty four, am sipping my 6th and 7th simultaneously because I can.
I'm having a paying experience here after a three days "T-break" AKA mild withdraws. Much endorphins and stuff, nice music.
I made an OC but it's not really funny.
Watching Superhero Movie on DVD like the old man that I am.
The trailers were not skippable.
Delerium - Serenity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-qb0566MQ
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Thomas Cluzzlebanks - Thu, 18 May 2017 19:25:38 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.274041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfFg0X52d4
drinking old style after work
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Lydia Pubbleban - Thu, 18 May 2017 22:25:15 EST ID:Vr6XT5i1 No.274044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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enjoying a heavy amber lager right now

bumpu
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NotReallyShoenice - Fri, 19 May 2017 04:58:05 EST ID:v9swvSNR No.274048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hi, it's me Shoenice again.
Today I have a special trick for you:
Drink at work so you'll earn money when you drink.
On your mark. Get set. SHOENICE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCVIcRPfoQU
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Jack Blozzledock - Fri, 19 May 2017 08:26:56 EST ID:ArSvweUC No.274050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274048
Man zapatobonito22 is a fucking mess
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Edward Brecklebury - Fri, 19 May 2017 15:37:17 EST ID:CRkPd1Ny No.274055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fugged up
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 19 May 2017 16:22:37 EST ID:qwqmH0Fj No.274057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274050
So am I
I am the mess master
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Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 19 May 2017 16:37:22 EST ID:qwqmH0Fj No.274058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Living the dream
>order pizza and french fries
>eat half of it.
BURP
>Be unable to roll a tpliff untill 7 am/ too drunk
>classic alcoholic
https://youtu.be/bCujO6Ujw_o?list=PL8sdkmMUDZ2N3U0KF8G8wx4923dbwX9zq
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Sat, 20 May 2017 01:32:11 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQCeRPqjnuU
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 20 May 2017 03:34:35 EST ID:zjUGOk8I No.274072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pic very much related.
I bought additional 36 half liters.
They were heavy.
Happy days lie ahead. Much, much happy days.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 20 May 2017 14:12:29 EST ID:zjUGOk8I No.274075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274072
Ohh...
I am very intoxicated.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 20 May 2017 15:28:22 EST ID:zjUGOk8I No.274077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274075
When I ever get a .50 BMG loaded whatwever shotgun slug I'm gonna blow my breins out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
Diz funny:
https://youtu.be/2H7LuG6op24?list=PL8sdkmMUDZ2Mvakfv3tEoNvXTZu3QG11I
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 20 May 2017 15:32:32 EST ID:zjUGOk8I No.274078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274077
The yeems playlist is made of gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnb6uYAzuno&index=39&list=PL8sdkmMUDZ2Mvakfv3tEoNvXTZu3QG11I
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Basil Beckleville - Sat, 20 May 2017 21:48:46 EST ID:Ngw+sLgZ No.274093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drinking alone enjoying some of my favorite drinking-alone-core, it's not so bad to drink a little here and there is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zpYieracgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryImbOTDXe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MtdYqaLe4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iey0VOhxV2Y
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Sun, 21 May 2017 01:36:49 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BAMP
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Jarvis Fommersuck - Sun, 21 May 2017 01:59:02 EST ID:Kn7DLsnT No.274104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hell yes
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 03:45:45 EST ID:73No61TW No.274108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274077
And I would do it exactly like the kid from House of Cards. That scene was too ridiculous.
2 beers drunk today, 7 in the fridge and 30 in the shelf.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 04:05:20 EST ID:73No61TW No.274110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274108
I even have an organ donor card.
Most of my organs are probably FUBAR but some do work very well ;-)
https://youtu.be/MMara_mOMCI no bump
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 06:06:04 EST ID:73No61TW No.274113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274110
Just look at this! what a mess.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 06:15:17 EST ID:73No61TW No.274114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274113
I may or may not be sorry for quadrupling post.
I'm so THRILLED. holy macaroni.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 14:26:31 EST ID:73No61TW No.274124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274114
Pentapost ftw.
Sometimes I get the eerie feeling that my personality has been replaced 10 years ago (pretty much like in MirrorMask) when I got into drugs and alcohol.
Drinking my beers on my couch like a dictator.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 21 May 2017 16:27:11 EST ID:73No61TW No.274125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I LOST MY FUCKING GLASSES
WHERE ARE THEY?
ARGH
CAN'T SEE SHIT
https://youtu.be/06jfhZzlzYQ
https://youtu.be/xx0c6YyfGIo
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS THAT THE FOOKIN BASS IS FOOKIN RAW!
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Fanny Hizzlebidge - Sun, 21 May 2017 17:17:27 EST ID:SixMoCXB No.274127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you ever show up drunk on you ex-gf's doorstep, than not get invited in? That hurts, man.
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Edwin Clebbleforth - Sun, 21 May 2017 17:20:25 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.274128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only slightly drunk so far but I'm on my way.
Are y'all watching the hockey now?
BWD
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William Fozzlefag - Sun, 21 May 2017 21:33:11 EST ID:rkkLNHGP No.274136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>273969
where I live they are still in glass but steelies are in plastic.
i'm 100% sure king cobra comes only in glass still, cracked one last winter.
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Charlotte Siblingmane - Sun, 21 May 2017 23:07:11 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY

shitty day so i'm trying to cheer my self up with olde e's and electro-swing
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 22 May 2017 01:28:40 EST ID:XjoOS5eF No.274140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Please don't reportthis to the emergency line upstate NY there gonna be pissed.
Open the throat, relax the stomach and pray for the liver.
https://youtu.be/uk-glJIDpWI
Check your girls ass.
https://youtu.be/P4vLgRgVaJs?list=PL8sdkmMUDZ2N3U0KF8G8wx4923dbwX9zq
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Jack Grimstock - Mon, 22 May 2017 03:26:27 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/bump
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 22 May 2017 09:04:12 EST ID:XjoOS5eF No.274142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I ate a big king and nine chilli cheese nuggets from bk-
I drunk 47 beers.
I'm basically dead.
Lana Del Rey - American
https://youtu.be/2RQsbGeqYfY
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 22 May 2017 14:57:31 EST ID:XjoOS5eF No.274143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274142
Can you smell the silent desperation?
It reeks a lot here.
And it FEELS. SO. GOO
https://youtu.be/FzOrzJ1dNQk
Currently sipping beer #50
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Mon, 22 May 2017 16:18:56 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274142
AN HEROIC DRUNK
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 23 May 2017 02:27:01 EST ID:H46LrgZ+ No.274152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh no.
I feel like I accidentally drunk a bottle of paint thinner
I sleep at days and well basically...
Shoenice is too funny
https://youtu.be/E4IpE0F52mI
https://youtu.be/xBD2ZFDFXto
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StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Tue, 23 May 2017 17:01:27 EST ID:RnnkNpz5 No.274153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Getting stoned and drunk off shitty Popov mixed with crummy apple juice today to avoid/time travel nap to the point where I do heroin.
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Thomas Bemblelock - Tue, 23 May 2017 17:57:44 EST ID:LnwPB399 No.274155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ALL MY LIFE
ME NEVER HAVE ME GUN SO ME HAVE TO MOVE SHARP LIKE ME KNIFE
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 23 May 2017 18:24:41 EST ID:4jL2hfpf No.274156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The weather forecast:
It is going to rain sulfur and tar with an 80% chance of delirium.
Pleas burn me like a witch because that would be less painful than what I have to through now.
Insomnia, nausea and said sulfur-tar rain.
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Cornelius Gussledot - Tue, 23 May 2017 23:42:35 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dude i got a human violation something error. wtf. i'm too drunk for dis shiz
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Wed, 24 May 2017 01:37:10 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/bump
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Rebecca Grandhall - Wed, 24 May 2017 02:08:29 EST ID:ea0ofqtV No.274168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274165
Can you bump with a pic of your mangina now?
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Wed, 24 May 2017 02:13:55 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274168
$5 pls
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Rebecca Grandhall - Wed, 24 May 2017 03:32:37 EST ID:ea0ofqtV No.274170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274169
Ok i will send to traceable western union plz
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Wed, 24 May 2017 03:43:52 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274170
y tho
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Barnaby Ginningridge - Wed, 24 May 2017 06:11:24 EST ID:Kn7DLsnT No.274172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah bitch
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Polly Giblingspear - Wed, 24 May 2017 08:21:08 EST ID:s3Myy7eF No.274173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274171
because all of your files have is encrypted by fbi of uninted states. Please send $500 to unencrypted files in 24 hours.

Im drunk
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Charlotte Dasslemine - Wed, 24 May 2017 15:03:40 EST ID:6VqtyscX No.274177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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God Bless The Queen
God Bless K-Cider
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Clara Siddlefield - Wed, 24 May 2017 18:59:24 EST ID:heejHG0L No.274181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>day off
>gf is working all day
>feel bad man
>start drinking and doing chores around the house
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Phineas Sevinglug - Wed, 24 May 2017 23:17:32 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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drunk again
sit and spin
half full glass acts like my best friend
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Oliver Wishhall - Thu, 25 May 2017 00:20:20 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.274187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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it is gin night.
SHIT IT'S GIN NIGHT GUYS. fuck
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Alice Pemmerwell - Thu, 25 May 2017 01:12:53 EST ID:vVAkpTRu No.274188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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wild wednesday yuh
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Augustus Geckleson - Thu, 25 May 2017 03:29:53 EST ID:j961t/Wc No.274189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>273411
My two most successful booze thefts still astound me to this day. Both in their drunken brazeness. And in the size of my stash after.
The first one was in winter. I went to the Walmart down the road from my house. I was wearing a northface jactet with an unnecessary number of pockets. And cargo shorts under sweatpants. I started filling all the smaller pockets with twenty of those Sutter Home mini bottles of chardonnay. And in my cargo pockets I could fit two to three full size wine bottles each.
So over the course of several trips (all on foot btw) I accumulate enough mini wine bottles to fill a soft guitar case to the point that I could no longer zip it all the way closed, and around twenty full sized bottles of wine. Along with like a case worth of steel reserve tall boys.

My most recent booze heist was at the same Walmart maybe like six months ago. I was walking back from my local dive, which had dollar pitchers of beer as a special that night. So I leave around one thirty and begin my walk home. As I'm passing the Walmart in my drunken state, I decide to go steal some beer. I walk in, grab a cart, put like six 24 packs in there, and wheel away. Now, with my lack of a getaway car, I had only one option. Push the cart home. So I did. Two trips. I have a fridge outside that stayed full of beer for like four days.
Nb because sober until tomorrow. Which as chance would have is dollar pitcher night at the same bar again.
Just saw this post about alcohol larceny, and figured I'd share those fun stories of me somehow not getting arrested.
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William Blungerbadge - Thu, 25 May 2017 05:58:22 EST ID:ZQ4JdbyY No.274191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>after 2am
>have a multi-month old bottle of unfiltered sake
hope it doesnt make me sick
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Frederick Geddlechadge - Thu, 25 May 2017 07:03:14 EST ID:5YajlmvZ No.274192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274189
Me and my coworker used to steal bottles from a bar we frequented.
It wasn't even like we wanted them we were just drunk. One time we even broke into the storage room and took a giant gallon can of nacho cheese, and another gallon of red salsa.

Had nachos for like 3 months straight.
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Hamilton Creppertetch - Fri, 26 May 2017 00:14:27 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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baaamp
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Fri, 26 May 2017 00:16:35 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274199
Forgot to be a massive faggot and trip
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Archie Claystock - Fri, 26 May 2017 00:21:55 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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42 oz to freedom

pic related
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Phyllis Cloffingchock - Fri, 26 May 2017 00:30:31 EST ID:xo2lO6yt No.274202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drank half a bottle of jim beam tonight.
That would have been too much about 5 years ago.
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Fri, 26 May 2017 01:03:24 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274202
Welcome to the Winners Circle
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Alice Cabberville - Fri, 26 May 2017 01:47:46 EST ID:X56fSEU7 No.274205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274204
Nah buying that much booze is expensive and drinking it is a chore. Fuck a tolerance.
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Polly Deffingsurk - Fri, 26 May 2017 03:29:27 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.274208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>274202
i sympathize. i took my latest fifth (gin) out of the drawer earlier to chase away the remnants of my hangover and was annoyed to see that it was 2/3 empty.

i'm now "drunk" from what was left. here's to being dead by 50.
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Fri, 26 May 2017 05:19:20 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274208
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Clyde Greensnacks - Fri, 26 May 2017 19:50:31 EST ID:a0r3Czx1 No.274217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking vodka and lemonade and eating thin slices of jalapeno until my chums turn up. Will get into this six pack if necessary. Ugh I've become a serious pre drinker. Just been realising how much I spend at bars. Slipping down the slope, cheers!
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Graham Cossleworth - Fri, 26 May 2017 21:17:57 EST ID:/bTVgIlJ No.274219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I got some more Becherovka, a few days ago.
I'm considering mixing it with some coke, but I've more or less stopped drinking sugar-bomb sodas. In replacement, I've been trying a brand of drinks that are sweetened with something called stevia.
Does anyone know if I'll die if I mix stevia with alcohol? Searches yield no relevant results.

>>274153
I kind of wish anime was made in this style. I realise that it would cost a shitton to produce even a single 22-minute episode, but regardless, I'd probably watch more Chinese cartoons if they had a more detailed art style.
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Goggle !!Zx0DULEU - Sat, 27 May 2017 01:00:21 EST ID:C9ZSWAvh No.274221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bampin
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Matilda Fanningdale - Sat, 27 May 2017 02:32:52 EST ID:HQTekfl6 No.274223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>274221
bumo stole the wallpaper thanks
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Fuck Grandcocke - Sat, 27 May 2017 05:58:58 EST ID:AVcXPH0N No.274225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beer and wine. Good times.

Wish I didn't have to get up for work in a few hours though. That's gonna suck. Oh well.

Bump.
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Just woke up, having a cold Yuengling while my coffee brews. If my boss isn't there today I'll drink throughout the day at work too


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