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Hangover RoutineThread by Lydia Tootson - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 14:12:01 EST ID:IpnR0Xgl No.275278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The last one was cool because i kinda enjoy the ritual of dealing with a hangover (kinda). Mine has been for the last year
>wake up
>go to the bathroom to shit/piss/vomit etc.
>pack one large bowl (never any more than that or it makes the hangover worse in my experience)
>smoke the bowl while drinking water and putting on a movie/music
>switch to drinking cold caffeinated beverages (usually iced coffee or yerba mate tea)
>more water, eat some yogurt or fruit
>smoke a couple cigs
>get showered and dressed to go get breakfast from this local semi-healthy vegetarian fast food spot
>get a veggie breakfast sandwich with hash browns and a water
>get home and eat it while starting to get ready to do whatever i have to do that day
>if i don't have work or anything to do just chill and try and get some exercise in at some point during the day.
>try not to overdue it on the caffeine and cigs
>do not drink the rest of that day (i can't really do the alcoholic thing that well)

and usually by that time around 5-6 hours after waking up my hangover is gone, anyways what are your hangover routines?
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Ebenezer Grimway - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 15:09:50 EST ID:9VCOaQVE No.275280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>hit snooze button
>repeat above 5 times
>shit, shower, brush teeth get dressed
>walk 3 miles to work

5 days a week for about 3 years now
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Fanny Gollyfield - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 17:57:15 EST ID:Qh/x7OSJ No.275283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>chug a 20oz glass of water
>take a shot of whatever got me hungover the night before

time to start the day
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Sidney Murdhall - Mon, 14 Aug 2017 18:15:58 EST ID:QJ2Jjm/S No.275284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i just drink water until i piss a couple of times
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Henry Pullynut - Tue, 15 Aug 2017 03:00:51 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.275287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wake up at noon, take a piss, go outside and take 2 bong rips

come inside sit on computer for hour, take shower at 1:30-2:00, cook eggs

eat eggs and go to work at 2:45
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Frederick Shakebury - Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:00:57 EST ID:MQDLb6Zz No.275289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275278
>alarm gets me out of bed
>put the kettle on
>have some paracetamol and metamucil
>drink a few glasses of water
>go out for a smoke
>brew some coffee
>go out for another smoke with my coffee
>read the news on my computer in a daze
>shit,shave,shower
>leave for work at 5:30am
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Matilda Turveyman - Wed, 16 Aug 2017 20:15:06 EST ID:3uyWrMld No.275294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Manageable hangover:
>wake up around 9ish
>chug a couple glasses of water
>scarf something greasy/salty; fried eggs, buttered toast, bacon; ramen in a pinch
>Pepto for stomach
>shower, try to be productive to take my mind off hangover
>afternoon nap

Oh God what the fuck hangover:
>wake up around 10ish, still drunk
>try to scrounge up something to eat (leftovers, etc.)
>drink water but within reason (don't want to spew)
>begin to sober up around noon
>anxiety hits, try to focus on Netflix/something not very taxing on mind
>lie in bed miserable for most of the day
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Hannah Hommlebury - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 10:33:46 EST ID:iiqDNW1e No.275306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>start drinking water slowly (usually consume 1-2 quarts over the course of the morning)
>take a few vape hits/smoke a small bowl
>chill on Youtube while slowly drinking more water and smoking more weed
>take a shit and/or vomit if necessary
>eat a light breakfast when I feel up to it
>make sure to consume a significant quantity of caffeine in some form before attempting to work/go out
really though, the best hangover cure is to drink plenty of water before and during alcohol consumption
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Eliza Murdhall - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 02:20:42 EST ID:cRgDrrV4 No.275343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drink a bunch of water, shower and then have some iced coffee if I have to work.
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Polly Gisslestet - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 03:29:46 EST ID:SHbB3pEC No.275361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lie in bed, occasionally but reluctantly leaving to grab water.

Tylenol, asprin, benzos weed

Gatorade. I'll take my first bite after 6 hours, when I finally regain an appetite
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Hugh Daddlenot - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 06:12:34 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.275370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>take a piss
>chug OJ
>try to sleep again
>wake up again
>smoke cigs
>eat a cracker with cheese and drink tea
>take vitamin C and B supplements
>long shower
>drink more tea, coffee, and water
>eat gross fatty meal for dinner
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Shitting Dartlock - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 14:29:28 EST ID:AosnAocM No.275373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275278
Everyone in this thread is doing it wrong, the best cure for a hangover is a few beers. Then some food, then another beer and some more sleep. But then after those beers wear off you are only in a slightly better position than you were.
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Henry Fuckingdock - Sat, 26 Aug 2017 15:24:07 EST ID:HuWpTjDj No.275425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275278
>wake up
>TAKE A SHIT on your HEAD OP
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Priscilla Drollerdodge - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 00:43:57 EST ID:AosnAocM No.275429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275425
Dude im laughing so hard
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Ian Fombleham - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 11:44:16 EST ID:iiqDNW1e No.275445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275306
avocado toast is the best hangover breakfast for sure. I'd choose it over owning a home any day
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Henry Soggleham - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 16:00:28 EST ID:cqhgdpwm No.275446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't really get hangovers anymore from drinking heavily every single day but sometimes I go on a bender and throw up bile and water the next morning for a bit, but I just
>nibble something, small piece of fruit, bread, small portion of pasta eaten slowly
>nip of whiskey
>pound water by the liter until stomach is full
Rinse and repeat until good, usually clears me up in about an hour or two even if I go way overboard, unless I kill a whole handle or something that usually takes me out for about a day
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Molly Fizzlekot - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 21:27:44 EST ID:35ROPStc No.275447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you think "hangover food" is a real thing you have never really been hungover. The only "hangover food" is fucking water (and maybe tums and ibuprofen).
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George Pickford - Tue, 29 Aug 2017 02:57:41 EST ID:9GYh078k No.275454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275447

Honestly bananas and honey are hangover food for me, because the last thing I want to do is eat when hungover.... but those seriously help settle the stomach/throat, plus potassium.
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Jarvis Dadgeshit - Tue, 29 Aug 2017 18:05:19 EST ID:rTZxkGaj No.275463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275445

i c wat u did thar
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Nell Blytheworth - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 01:39:33 EST ID:5vG8/Au2 No.275545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My current hangover routine is basically just wake up, pound some water and piss, get back in bed for a couple hours of restless sleep, get up do the shower/shit/breakfast thing (if I'm too hungover I'll get fast food on my way to work). Work all day, stop at the liquor store, get drunk, repeat. Basically that every day.

Back in my early 20s when I had a part time job that was 25-30 hours a week (just enough for a $300/mo room, food, and booze), I'd wake up at 340am still drunk, drive to work, work until about 10am, 9am if it was slow, 11 if it was busy, then go home and pass the fuck out for about 4 hours. Wake up at roughly 4pm, eat/caffeine for an hour or so, then around maybe 5-6pm I'd go pick up my booze and drink until 10-11pm. Wake up for that shit job and repeat. Honestly though I miss that life, the hangovers weren't as bad, I had less responsibility, less regrets, more hope.
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Chadwick Bandersnatch - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:43:57 EST ID:p+23qfVX No.275593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up at 5 or 6 (I don't know why this always happens)
>water
>urine
>"sleep" for another 2-3 hours
>light music
>hair of dog
>tea or whatever caffeinated beverage I got on deck
>egg on toast w hot sauce
>a shower bowl
>survive until lunch which will fully ensoberate you
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Charles Gongerpodge - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 00:53:36 EST ID:qbDVjlPT No.275594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275278
>Wake up by some miracle
>Lay in bed with the full truth that I'm actually dying or have damaged one or more of my organs
>Fall in and out of sleep, complete with nightmares
>Wake up 7am the next day, ready to go again
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Jack Gazzlebury - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 11:15:25 EST ID:ORopNRA5 No.275600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up around my usual time (6:30-7)
>get some more water, take a piss
>sleep/doze for another hour or two
>when I finally get up for real, smoke a small bowl right off the bat
>drink some coffee if my stomach's up for it (only about half of my usual dose)
>grab a few light snacks and vegetate on the couch either surfing on my laptop or watching TV
>smoke more weed throughout the day, eventually getting enough appetite to eat a decent meal

If I have to work then I pretty much just blast myself with a hot shower and try to cram food/coffee while feeling like utter shit. I try to avoid being completely hungover when I work that day, just not worth it
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Angus Duvingville - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 17:45:01 EST ID:5NbU1LUj No.275603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275278

It's pretty easy to avoid a hangover... here is the best routine:

>Eat something before drinking if you can, spinach is your best option, light, nutritious and alcaline.
>Drink 1 or 2 glasses of water
>Take a vitamin B complex
>Get drunk and if you can drink 1 or 2 glasses of water in between
>Eat some salty peanuts or more veggies
>Take a multivitamin

Works like a charm. If you already have a hangover just eat and drink water, take a shower and accept the consequences like a man and stop bitching.
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Charlotte Hazzlebanks - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:52:18 EST ID:ptR2fr6l No.275607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up at 2pm
>water
>piss
>benzos
>water
>bacon and eggs
>strong as fuck coffee
>I chain smoke like a motherfucker when I'm drunk, so usually my lungs are too fucked to even want to smoke the next day
>smoke anyway
>water
>contemplate showering but decide against it
>jack off
>get drunk again
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Nicholas Grandstone - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 03:06:23 EST ID:euQlKY66 No.275610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My routine typically involves jackin my dick raw.
I guess because the drink suppresses your testosterone, it accumulates or gets overproduced to make up for your bullshit.
A days drinking is pretty bad but you go for a week? You'll be in an absolute frenzy until you wank it all out.
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Peanut Arbuckle - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 01:27:38 EST ID:tnfA35Hb No.275630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only real hangover "routines" are benzos or painkillers, and even kratom.

Thinking you can put a bunch of healthy stuff in your body to cure it is just a misunderstanding of body chemistry, old wive's tales, and memes. Once you've reached the moderate-to-severe hangover stage, none of the meme'y wives tales about drinking water and eating greasy food will do shit.

A real hangover is too severe for that--it requires real drugs to cure it, or time.

Maybe if you have a 3-drink babby "hangover" you can feel better from food/tea/walking/napping/vitamins, but not a real hangover.
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Peanut Arbuckle - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 01:39:04 EST ID:tnfA35Hb No.275631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275610
Yeah I can rub several out when hungover. My theory is that your lower brain is more pronounced and your higher faculties are less pronounced, making you want to fuck and eat salty food. my experience anyway
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Beatrice Crapperwell - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 00:53:09 EST ID:9GYh078k No.275640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275630


Honestly, water and vitamins, even a fucking banana can help settle the stomach. This coming from someone who has been in the hospital for alcohol induced pancreatitis and withdrawal, not "baby hangovers". May not cure everything immediately, but better to try to take care.
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Beatrice Crapperwell - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 00:54:06 EST ID:9GYh078k No.275641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275631


This and also maybe the depleted serotonin makes your brain feel more of it once you jack off.
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Ernest Buzzdock - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 19:24:11 EST ID:g1bE6e/d No.275644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275641
>depleted serotonin
Oh boy, here we go... Where did this whole "depleted serotonin" meme come from? I've been seeing it on weed threads too.
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Jack Hagglegold - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 00:06:20 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.275647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275644
Neurochemistry is complicated, so people just sort of seize on one thing. Like they hear serotonin is the feel good neurotransmitter, and they feel shit when hungover therefore they must have depleted serotonin. QED.

I get so frustrated with people saying that they 'got serotonin syndrome' from drugs that aren't even significantly serotonergic just because they didn't feel 100% after taking them/coming down from them. Serotonin syndrome is a fucking bogeyman to drug users.
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Hannah Tillingstock - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:41:25 EST ID:rTZxkGaj No.275652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275644
>>275647

reminds me of the meme that gluten, alcohol, sugar, dairy, etc. all cause """""inflammation""""" and that you have to detox from them to get rid of the """""inflammation"""". what the fuck exactly is inflamed? laypeople latch onto buzzwords and parrot them to sound less incompetent and ignorant
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Clara Hushwater - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 21:34:49 EST ID:ox/QoPsa No.275668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Night before:
>eat a snack
>chug a water
>take another glass to bed for nighttime sips
Morning
>coffee (I'm addicted)
>shit
>hot shower
>go to work
>emergen-c
>get an egg and cheese sandwich
>all better
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Shitting Drallywut - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 13:58:56 EST ID:jfJl32fb No.275680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275652
Right? It's basically the same thing as all those products that claim to cleanse the body of "toxins" but none of them can ever actually specify what the hell "toxins" they're referring to. Literally everything can be toxic at a high enough quantity so that term is basically meaningless.
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Angus Dubbleshaw - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 22:46:45 EST ID:DEh+/3m/ No.275698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>go to work
>come home drink
>repeat
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Angus Dubbleshaw - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 22:54:10 EST ID:DEh+/3m/ No.275699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275545
>pound some water and piss
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Fuck Mudgefuck - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 00:46:13 EST ID:sYBP46f5 No.275702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>stay in bed for at least an hour
>be really miserable
>finally put on pajamas and a tank top
>stumble to my car
>drive 600 ft to the McDonald's by my apartment
>get hotcakes at the drive through
>drive home
>throw away syrup and butter and eat hotcakes with my hands
>get back into bed
>proceed to do nothing for the rest of the day

I'm a little bitch when I'm hungover.
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Caroline Himmerdack - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:59:58 EST ID:rTZxkGaj No.275704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275702

>discard lipids while hungover

you simple little fool
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David Fundersad - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:43:08 EST ID:IBDeirdv No.275736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275699
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Henry Serrykutch - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 20:08:57 EST ID:CpGV3NDJ No.275770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>wake up
>brew tea
>smoke bowl
>jack off
>drink tea
>cold shower

weed, green tea and cold showers can cure even the nastiest of hangovers
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Isabella Pembleford - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 07:51:18 EST ID:r/uyFxdu No.275799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If I have to work that day:
>wake up feeling half cut, usually snooze for half an hr
>take a multivitamin, a few dexies, caffeine & ibuprofen
>quick shower
>fast food on the way to work
>several litres of water throughout the morning until the piss is clear
>at the end of my shift drive home and lurk/fap in the darkened room

If I'm not working, I'll usually smoke a few cones throughout the day, go to breakfast with the gf/mates that have crashed the night, have sex/fap, go for a swim/walk if its sunny and spend the rest of the day in bed until it's time for sleep or round 2. I don't actually mind being hungover on days off provided it's not horrendous, the bud usually evens me out nicely and gets rid of the headache/nausea. There's only been several occasions where it was near unbearable which required benzos or codeine to deal with it.
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Oliver Tootham - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 21:08:00 EST ID:X+9W7c5/ No.275811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>alkaline water
>more alkaline water
>quart of 100% cranberry juice (no filler)
>weed once i'm re hydrated
>cold shower
>macha green tea after shower
>maybe a dab if the headache is still going
>ELECTROLYTE TABLETS
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Martin Fuckleman - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:17:31 EST ID:D7GRROH+ No.275844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up
>down a big cup of water
>take opiates
>continue drinking water, slightly more than usual, until painkillers kick in
One of the benefits of chronic pain lol
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Shitting Wanderville - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 17:45:54 EST ID:SoBVU1Kv No.275845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275811

>alkaline water going into the hydrochloric acid chamber
>logic
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Sidney Pebberstock - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 19:32:00 EST ID:fFQf38bL No.275858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Your body will tell you what it needs. Let your hangover be your guide.

Try drinking some water. Try drinking some booze. Feel like you want to throw up? Throw up. Try eating something. Have a nap. Masturbate.

Try drinking again. Feels good right? Let it lift you up out of your self-imposed purgatory. Have another.
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Jarvis Goodham - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 20:22:41 EST ID:UJ2WaREx No.275859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275858
>Your body will tell you what it needs
>Try drinking again

u w0t m8?
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Eliza Sonningchere - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 02:34:47 EST ID:+66s0rqs No.275879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
10mg of ritalin and a couple cups of coffee works a charm.
Course I don't get hungover much because I know my limits and drink tons of water during the night
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Martha Honeyson - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 03:31:23 EST ID:R3gRrnTB No.275880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
woke up this morning with a bruise on my forehead and lost my phone. Made coffee and ate some soup and sandwich, planned to go look for my phone after but took it as a loss.
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Molly Gunkintat - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 17:55:19 EST ID:OweiUeLD No.275886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Woke up this today with cuts on my hands and I don't know how I got home. I woke up previously at like 2pm and was still drunk. I'm gonna chill out for a while.

Got a powerade and some raisin brain with almond milk to bring me back. And just took a dose of some kratom. As soon as that kratom hit I'm not hungover anymore but still feel like I need to replenish.
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Walter Cruvingson - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 06:59:59 EST ID:a2koMWvf No.275903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275278
water weed food in that order


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