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Drunken Meat Beating by Fuck Murdville - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 19:55:08 EST ID:4frg3IE+ No.277353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Anyone else like to beat they meat whilst wasted?

I cant be the only one
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Hugh Nodgemedge - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 20:02:25 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Very occasionally. Even buzzed I cant get it up. That or I have the illest drunken rager. 90/10
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Hugh Nodgemedge - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 20:02:51 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Very occasionally. Even buzzed I cant get it up. That or I have the illest drunken rager .90/10
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Hugh Nodgemedge - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 20:04:29 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277356
i must be seeing double.
nb
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Frederick Choddlehood - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 23:10:46 EST ID:0ALbs8pq No.277359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I beat it drunk. I beat it high. I beat it anytime, anywhere.
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Hedda Carrysudging - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 23:47:27 EST ID:pNmZ+kD0 No.277360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277353
I don't understand how people have drunken sex or jack off. I can't get hard whatsoever when i'm on the booze.
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Lydia Cheblingpeck - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 23:50:12 EST ID:rdnSAVJw No.277361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277353
I can get it hard while wasted, even when I'm shit the bed black out drunk, my problem is that I can never stay focused while trying to jerk it, kinda the same issue when I tried doing DPH and jerking it, even with porn my mind just wanders or something.
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Barnaby Wimblekork - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 09:11:19 EST ID:7EzBA40i No.277376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you guys for real talking about alcohol makes it so you can't get up? That's got to be the first I've ever heard of that, and I'm nearing 30. I don't ever think about jerking off when I'm drunk, but drunk sex is amazing. It's so sloppy and wild, I love it
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Jenny Chunderfoot - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 15:58:42 EST ID:qUl0UdL3 No.277389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes but if I get too drunk (and that's when things start to get fun) I can't get it up.
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Graham Clunnerwell - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 14:54:28 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277376

you must be pretty sheltered if you've never heard of "whiskey dick" its a pretty common thing. not everyone is affected every time but most drinkers probably have a story or two about being too wasted to fuck
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Caroline Blobberbanks - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 18:57:28 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.277420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feels great buzzed. When wasted though it's too much effort. I can get hard but it takes forever to cum, like my hand aches and I have to push through it
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Priscilla Shittingham - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 21:18:03 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I could probably get it up while drunk but I don't try. I don't want to masturbate while I'm drunk. I want to fuck a little more than normal but I think that's normal. Masturbating while drunk is tedious and tiresome. Sure I'll cum but it won't be as good if I had done it while sober. Sometimes actually I'll use my drunkenness as an excuse not to masturbate so after several days of drinking I can rub one out and feel awesome while I become sober.
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Hannah Sangerhot - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 00:52:13 EST ID:IKM0SnrN No.277426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277353
>mfw i'm actually about to do this

it's fucking awesome. i'm not gonna be totally thrashed, but i'll be about 4ish standard drinks in when i do and i'll slowly go through a 5th before i blast off.

i set a time limit of 30-40 minutes after which point it's time to max out and launch the spirit bomb.
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Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:38:35 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277353
Think i just had the best nut of my life a sec ago. Slayer
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Sophie Clubberfuck - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 07:26:43 EST ID:ks68xIcr No.277526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277417
Just reminded me of a Milf I couldn't fuck because I was too fucked up

feelsbadman


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