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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

To all guests, live viewers, and our Internet family, THANK YOU.
VODs will be edited soon, we are all so tired.
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A question by Charles Chidgedock - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 19:24:06 EST ID:93JrBQAJ No.277390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You have unlimited booze and unlimited things to do. You can do anyhtign you want.

What do you drink, how drunk do you get, and what do you do first?
Nigel Bunman - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 20:14:08 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Day 1, the nectar is flowing
>Day 2, the nectar has not stopped
>Day 14, the truckloads of alcohol have not stopped. My front yard is an approximation of a port city.
>Day 100, I am a shell of my former self. Calories come from alcohol. My income comes from doing my best to unload this alcohol that just does not stop coming.
>Day 700, I'm drinking schnapps and playing video games. While doing my best to avoid any outside contact I have become reclusive and socially awkward.
>Day 4000, my glasses have finally broken and I can no longer enjoy reading and playing video games. The car will not start, the power is set to be shut off, and I'm just now realizing that the water has been cut off to my house for ages. Flushing your toilet with a 40 in the tank becomes the norm after the first 2 tries.
>Day 6000, the car never started. No matter, the pallets are still coming.
Esther Seddlelock - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 21:38:08 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.277393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I throw big ass gatsby parties with fancy wines and whiskeys
Unlimited open bar with all sorts of beer
Get drunk
Eliza Gannerpedge - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 23:51:24 EST ID:HnOY5heF No.277395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>What do you drink
IPA's, a whole lot of them

>how drunk do you get
Really Drunk but not drunk enough to puke

>and what do you do first?
Impregnate my waifu and then jump into a lake while listening to my favorite jams>>277390
Edward Nizzlehot - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 00:43:35 EST ID:ckIKPrnP No.277396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i find my spirit mates through rich people social media
then we have a lot of food/drug sex

we match our lifestyle expenditure with impact investments in developing zones like india

end hunger!
end slavery!
make porn about aliens inventing new kinds of leek dildo stir fry
Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:32:18 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bleach. Pray for death.
Cedric Blammlekeck - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 02:34:08 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
P.S. I am the best fun at parties.
Cedric Goodspear - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 06:45:31 EST ID:9aZZ5J5q No.277524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Id drink the best fucking bourbons on the planet, and wash em down with the shittiest beers, near freezing cold. Id get fuckin trashed but not so much that i can't handle fucking lol. And id call a buncha hot bois and gamer girls, throw down on a mario kart double dash tournament, and finish with a good ol drunk orgy.
Jarvis Honeystone - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 06:47:15 EST ID:Mrg/hEc7 No.277536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>What do you drink
pinot noir + other wines

>how drunk do you get
probably somewhere between 3-5 drinks. im becoming sick of getting sloppy

>what do you do first
talk with fun friends/watch a movie

wait a minute I do exactly this anyway

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