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Gout by Molly Fuckleville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 09:01:58 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Any of y'all niggas ever experienced a gout attack? Ever since learning about gout I had it in the back of my mind it could affect me one day since I am a depraved alcoholic. I have sprained my big toe joint in the past so I knew it was already partly weakened/susceptible. Also I drink 40's almost exclusively, which contain HFCS and ethanol, the top 2 gout-causing ingredients. Anyway after guzzling down two 40's two nights ago I woke up the next morning with the most horrific stabbing pain in my big toe joint (metatarsophalangeal joint) which is the classic gout location.

Literally the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. It took all of my willpower, breathing, and focus, just to limp around without screaming or making noises from the pain. I have been trying to hydrate and piss as much as possible to bring down uric acid levels. I have been popping ibuprofens to no effect. Long story short, nothing else has been able to motivate me to take a break from drinking, but sweet mother of god, pain that is literally crippling me to the point I can hardly limp, is sufficient motivation. I don't think I will drink for two weeks after this episode. Still hurts like a bitch today, but maybe 20% less. This has been a truly shocking and miserable experience, though I don't know what I expected drinking so much gutterjuice day after day. Hopefully my kidneys will still work for a few years.
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Molly Fuckleville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 18:21:01 EST ID:ue9Pet16 No.277542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also just for clarification: i have had severe food poisoning that required hospitalization to keep me hydrated enough to not die, had countless bad hangovers/comedowns, broken bones, torn muscles, had really bad migraines, i would happily go through any one of those again before this gout shit. i think i may never drink another 40, seriously this shit shook me. nb
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Cornelius Bleddlespear - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 00:25:09 EST ID:pNmZ+kD0 No.277564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Id probably stop drinking


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