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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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Friends’ thoughts by Sophie Crindleson - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:34:26 EST ID:T9yf8lVU No.278394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>ask friend to hangout this weekend
>”I’m down if you’re not gonna get crazy drunk”
Don’t even feel like hanging out anymore. How do your friends view you /hooch/?
Nathaniel Sisslelure - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:16:18 EST ID:wrid5fT1 No.278401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>his friends haven't cut ties entirely yet

Give it time young one.
Martha Sellywater - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:59:28 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>friends have to clarify they won't hang out with you if you're drinking
>decide would rather drink alone than have friends
You walk the path with conviction, Padawan. Continue forth. In time you will achieve Knighthood.
Fuck Wonnerdatch - Sat, 19 May 2018 23:49:44 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.278446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hate to break it to you Sophie but you're the weird one not them.
Consider drinking less mayhaps?
You don't have to get pissed every weekend
Jenny Soblinglare - Sun, 20 May 2018 02:58:32 EST ID:OvZChLke No.278448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nathaniel speaks the truth.
John Bledgeway - Sun, 20 May 2018 19:30:06 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>You don't have to get pissed every weekend

Where am i
Emma Nagglehall - Sun, 20 May 2018 21:06:18 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a threshold. I can be really drunk for a while and the most that will happen is I stumble a little. Don't even slur really. It's hardly noticable. But once I get past that blackout all bets are off and I act like a total retard. My friends have only seen that once or twice thankfully. Luckily though, I'm not a dick when I'm like that. Just a retard.
Graham Chackleferk - Tue, 22 May 2018 13:00:19 EST ID:OPHJj0it No.278475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>trolls don't exist
Polly Shittingford - Tue, 22 May 2018 19:48:22 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>People that are sensible about drinking habits don't exist
Wesley Blacklefatch - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:36:11 EST ID:f/bUVOW/ No.278707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Luckily I usually have the opposite problem as the squad junky/drunk. They're always egging me on to drink more, do this drug, chug this, snort that, and usually I do it cause I would've done it anyway. We're all fiends come to think of it, I just do by far the most drinking and drugs. Find different friends?
Henry Havingshit - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 14:02:59 EST ID:Fzy0QMa4 No.278708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>instead of ditching friends who don't want to watch you get shitfaced at noon, find friends who encourage your habit
This is also a valid path to your next ascension towards Master Level Alcoholism, OP
Shit Chimmerhall - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 00:40:49 EST ID:gBzxwiit No.278713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
those friends sound terrible. i have one friend like that and its fucking annoying. i get fucked up on my terms!!! dog !
Matilda Somblebad - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 07:53:43 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So true. You need a welcoming environment.
Fuck Crarryhan - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:06:29 EST ID:6nSFDzI+ No.278718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All my friends are drunk retards themselves, so we just enable each other.
Ernest Packleshaw - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 07:21:39 EST ID:R0NUimK/ No.278724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had to send one of these messages before. I love drinking but I enjoy it when I'm chilling in my apartment with a joint playing video games. One friend just will not stfu about things like corporate greed, injustice, racism etc. once he's drunk and I can't stand that shit. He thinks everybody needs to hear his opinions and it ruins the fucking night.
Angus Bladdleman - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:02:23 EST ID:I7qY+XlX No.278763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
friends/roommates held a sort of intervention a few months back. they were all 'youre either sick or drunk we never see you sober'. agreed to clean up, quickly fell off the wagon lol. i understood their pov, was for sure in a bad way at that point. but a straight will never, ever understand a drunk.

i wish i had degenerate friends its fun to be and have a bad influence
Rebecca Nishfare - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:51:58 EST ID:FN80l/K/ No.278819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>i wish i had degenerate friends its fun to be and have a bad influence

all my coworkers are fucking alcoholics and coke heads moreso than i am and thought i was - and i used to fucking have a bottle in my car, drink while working, then hit a bar afterwards. same with cocaine to wake me up if i went too far in drinking just to get through the day. imagine doing this for months.

now i have these people around me that i don't want to be around because they pull me back in yet it's so fun and that's all our relationship is based on it seems and fuckghghghghghghg
Nicholas Hupperstone - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:13:12 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.278820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hang out with degenerates but they're all into speed.

No room for an honest drunk.

Alcohol really is the most personally and physically destructive drug there is.

I've never made a fool of myself on speed or opiates, nor have my friends who are into those drugs.

But good goddamn have I ruined friendships with heavy heavy drinking.

In the meeja you'd think speedfreaks and heroin addicts are a bunch of fuckups but they're mostly pretty mellow, it's people who get drunk all the time who are truly screwed up in the brain department.

I remember a line in some renaissance book about melancholy, something like "one drink is good, two drinks is better, three drinks is incredible, four drinks is too far. What do you say of he who drinks four by four? He is worse than mad."

I drink more than four by four every day.
Nicholas Hupperstone - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:25:23 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.278822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To continue my rant - people who do speed and opiates are usually not total fuckups living on the street, they work at Walgreen's and get high with their friends after work. Doing speed for days will make you psychotic but most speed users won't use speed for days for that very reason. Opiates can make you a sadsack but most of them are just smoking a 10-20$ bag of brown after work which is really nbd. You just goof off and giggle with your little friends, much like weed but a better feel.

I've choked people out from booze. I've fallen down flights of stairs. I've passed out ion snowbanks. My liver enzymes are fucked per a doctor I saw one time. My pancreas hurts. I'll probably be dead by fifty if I don't find a way to be happy without booze. I'm quite tempted to switch to H and I'll probably live for a couple of decades longer if I do.

I cannot tell you how bad it feels to be sober. Many writers have done it better than I could. Incessant anxiety and unhappiness. So I drink a beer before work etc. I don't know what I'm saying I'm semi drunk. I've had about 15 standard units since I got out of work at 7pm. My liver will explode, my grandfather died this way, my father is dying this way. Not soon but in like twenty years. I need to either find a way to be semi-happy sober or switch to a less harmful drug. Heroin is literally less harmful than alcohol.
Nicholas Hupperstone - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 23:46:22 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.278823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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But booze makes you immortal. I cannot convey the euphoria of booze. A truck could drop on my head and I'd die happy.

Have you ever wondered what it felt like to be a flower?

Drink a quart.

You lose all sense of identity. All of the bullshit that hippies talk about is true if you drink enough. You really don't care about your liver, pancreas, gallbladder, kidneys, family, friends, or ANYTHING if you drink enough, and you love them ALL like a saint.

It's not an absence of care. It's a transcendence of care. It's a religious experience you can have for not too much money. There's a damn good reason siberian shamans abandoned fly agaric for vodka. Vodka is better.

I can't describe how good it feels to be profoundly drunk. I'm amazed I could even type this, everything is doubled and everything is a-okay.
Emma Shakeshaw - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 06:23:47 EST ID:536l9ID4 No.278831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel ya OP, at first all my friends and I would do is drink. Now I hang out with them maybe once every 2 months when they want to get fucked up and party with that one guy who does crazy shit
Phineas Denkinnedge - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:33:38 EST ID:Ic2WIy4Z No.278868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
theres no way you see yourself cutting down on alcohol?
i mean like drinking 6 beer instead of 12 and so forth.
and maybe completely stop drinking hard liquor.
John Devingdit - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:59:14 EST ID:GZKVYpxN No.278870 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you wicked sinner, you have tempted me to pour up a triple shot. i cannot abandon humanity's friend.
Simon Blackridge - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:34:42 EST ID:ytuZ1wvl No.278873 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm JUST cool enough and "successful" enough that everyone pretty much looks past my chronic alcoholism and probably just talk about it behind my back. The usual, sometimes I'll end up getting an earful if I was too wild the night before or whatever but nobody can really give me shit unless I was like being a personal asshole to them which is understandable.

Also, I'm pretty certain I just ate a couple dog treats.
Lydia Worthingfoot - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:03:45 EST ID:bNdfqtGL No.278884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i've lost a few friends because of my alcoholism.

getting shitty drunk isn't fun anymore. i'm not sure that it ever was.
i've figured out how to maintenance drink, and i no longer have harrowing experiences.

binge drinking sucks, man.

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