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Best bottom shelf vodka by Emma Brookspear - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:05:04 EST ID:+oOLUWuy No.278639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What's the best bottom shelf Vodka you can get in America? Doesn't need to be the cheapest just the best tasting in the cheap range.
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Eliza Fedgedale - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:45:35 EST ID:9TAcgmWA No.278640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vodka is vodka to bo honest. Don't see a reason why there would be a great difference between a "high shelf" vodka and a "bottom shelf", exept for the snobbery and the false sense of feeling like you're some sort of "big shot baller".
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Emma Brookspear - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:46:36 EST ID:+oOLUWuy No.278641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278640
Sort of but I have noticed that some are sweet and gross while others seem dry and made with respect.
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William Fushfield - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 18:12:41 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278640
Good vodka has no taste and doesn't give too bad a hangover if you chase it with water. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol and makes you feel like you got gangraped by a football team the next morning. Skol gave me the worst hangover of my life like seven years ago, nothing else has ever come close.
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Martin Clongerban - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 23:34:15 EST ID:Qwjr2z2E No.278645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not exactly bottomshelf, but I found a handle of Platinum 7x for $19 even with my state's shitty liquor laws. Tastes like water.
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George Denderhall - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 23:57:31 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.278646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278642
this. there is a serious taste difference between bottom shelf and good vodka. top shelf is a rip off but bottom shelf is truly awful. to make perfect vodka all you have to do is distill the shit out of it, which isn't rocket science but somehow the ultra-cheap brands fuck this up, i suspect by using bulk quantities of industrial ethanol and doing the bare minimum to make it "safe" to drink. seriously aristocrat and the like have a distinct hand sanitizer taste.

go with sobieski, three olives, stolichnaya, etc. luksosowa is also good but is potato-based and might seem weird if you like 'normal' vodka that's usually made with rye.
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Hannah Purryway - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 00:59:48 EST ID:1V2E/lN5 No.278649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
general rule is, the more times it claims to have been distilled, the worse and worse it will get. if you're dead set on bottom shelf, test them out yourself. otherwise get stoli, three olives, and if you're feeling fancy russian standard
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Ian Drumblefoot - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 08:47:56 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Popov is good.
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Isabella Hurrydock - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 22:10:17 EST ID:hT9gveYC No.278665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278639
i guess smirnoff
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Sophie Devingbanks - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 02:56:29 EST ID:eP5pbGH4 No.278671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't now in America, but in Brasil we usually get Corote, which is basically cheap as fuck vodka, and we toss in some of those juices that come in powder.
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Sophie Devingbanks - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 02:56:58 EST ID:eP5pbGH4 No.278672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278671
That's usually really low level shit, by the way.
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Archie Cazzlewell - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 20:03:51 EST ID:pdmV3gDg No.278679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278639
I don't know about best but at the grocery store down the street they have this Prestige shit for 10 dollars a handle, tastes like straight rubbing alcohol (which I have drunk in desperation) but you can't beat that price
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Charlotte Clayson - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 01:22:15 EST ID:Hr2NQ2xy No.278680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taaka is the best cheap vodka. It doesn't taste like shit like Mr Boston or whatever. You can't taste it at all. I've done my research and come to this conclusion.
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Clyde Whiskers - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 16:31:24 EST ID:cWHu6wyA No.278689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
New Amsterdam is on the cheaper side but respectable. Taste like good vodka, but the price is right. I think a 750 ml is about 13 dollars round these parts? Idk I will spend more money for better liquor, but I get NA when Iā€™m feeling cheap
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Rebecca Drobberwutch - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:46 EST ID:Y5Nbjc4D No.278696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Crystal Palace can be kind of grim but mixes easily enough. Svedka's close in price to bottom shelf stuff and is good for shooting. Russian Standard and Stoli are good for a bit more expensive imports, as are Luksosowa and Monopolowa for potato vodkas. Stay away from Skol, Five O'Clock, and Mr. Boston. Taaka's okay
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Hannah Drundledone - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 01:39:43 EST ID:RL7BnUMq No.278699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278639
yeah, sobieski is good, taaka is alright...
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Charlotte Clecklehod - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:56:24 EST ID:RDD1D562 No.278732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278639
Dubra.
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Shit Nushhere - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:00:04 EST ID:SlP8GSMY No.278761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278699
i second sobieski
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Shitting Brondlefield - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 23:54:40 EST ID:xo2lO6yt No.278912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Da. Sobieski.
But if you can titos, please titos.
$30/handle is not bad, especially if youre already paying 15 for a 30 rack of beers.
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Jenny Porrystirk - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 02:39:32 EST ID:e0cAeiEe No.279070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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sobieski is good, but my preference is Nikolai. Comes in 80, 90, and 100 proof.
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Basil Suzzlestatch - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 01:31:08 EST ID:hEemcRr1 No.279083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
New Amsterdam is pretty cheap and doesn't taste of complete rubbing alcohol.
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James Fuppernack - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 19:18:17 EST ID:0xEJuyZP No.279340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i just picked up a fifth of this stuff at my local alphabet store for $6.50, which is damn cheap. tastes fine.
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Nathaniel Hommerpare - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 02:43:34 EST ID:NO1JrtLg No.279349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cheap vodka tears my stomach up. I recently switched to cheap brandy
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Phyllis Dupperbury - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 02:50:26 EST ID:1IEtIk6t No.279350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't tell the difference between a shot of Karkov and a shot of Absolut in a blind test. I always just got Karkov. All vodka is essentially just ethanol mixed with water, who the fuck cares? Get the 1.75 for $10 for fuck's sake
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Wesley Fenderman - Tue, 07 Aug 2018 20:00:56 EST ID:DhpkwGF1 No.279380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>279350
Karkov is great and cheap. No complaints there.
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Fucking Billingcocke - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 04:00:27 EST ID:5FyGRG2p No.279457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278639
my parents are constantly drinking skol its 10-15 bucks for a giant bottle and i guess it tastes alright mixed. i like it better than some of the cheaper vodkas but all vodka tastes like garbage even the 60 dollar bottles


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