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bump while post apocolypse by Martin Chapperwill - Sun, 29 Jun 2014 07:13:34 EST ID:ckU0hL07 No.13170 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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im so post aopkolipiced out of mind right now I need a cigarette to get rid of the paranoya nausea and shortness of brath and these lesions and persisatin cough
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Cyril Drunderchad - Tue, 01 Jul 2014 15:42:41 EST ID:Q9mKhUvm No.13183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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%u265aKing Coffee - Sun, 06 Jul 2014 02:16:04 EST ID:G5gazQvp No.13215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ian Blebblesin - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 00:20:57 EST ID:vsmsjoeB No.13265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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have some water
Esther Fuckingwater - Thu, 07 Aug 2014 04:17:47 EST ID:q7uVnF3v No.13309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol wut is this thread?
Matilda Sodgeforth - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 09:36:36 EST ID:D22D/Zzv No.13346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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reporting in to the BWPA thread.
Im post apocalypting for 4 days straight in my basement right now. one of the best binges i did, gonna go and make some canned beans

Zombies! by BontyShackleton - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:30:40 EST ID:tyMN3Bo3 No.13328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The Zombie apocalypse is happening, maybe. could legal highs that every one in my area is smoking render us into brain munching beings? i reckon it's indeed possible. have you seen the state of some of the cunts walking around on that shit, they look like the undead, legit. they gaze upon you with a sight that is uncanny to the flesh ripping predecessors. When i used to smoke it, i diddn't get the sudden urge to start chomping on someones cheek but i did think about eating people.
Clara Bullychurk - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 16:32:28 EST ID:ElooOSOP No.13329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nigga I think about eating people all the time, just chill.

Tunnel exploration by Eliza Donnernedge - Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:35:06 EST ID:B52folIc No.11166 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well i went on a walk in the woods near my house and found a semi open manhole to drainage tunnels i cant get the rest of the manhole cover off and i dont have a crowbar or anything so whats the best way i can get this off pic related.
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Cedric Buzzworth - Sat, 12 Jul 2014 00:28:30 EST ID:bdX/n4MD No.13242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't do it, OP, you will be KILL BY WANAMINGOS!
Cedric Fongerstone - Mon, 04 Aug 2014 12:01:59 EST ID:lI3X4D5v No.13296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks exactly like one I found in MN behind HWY 12 by a river I think its most likely a river overflow pipeline that would probly run straight to a swamp or what haveyou on the other side of the highway to allow water to run over there instead of the road.
Hannah Dasslebare - Tue, 05 Aug 2014 08:10:56 EST ID:WyaMed9Q No.13300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And lets not forget pockets of deadly gas which you won't notice until you realize you can't breathe.
Can I have your stuff OP?
Ian Secklekire - Sun, 10 Aug 2014 05:24:20 EST ID:Nix29OcA No.13312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
chill guys

mad jenk
William Senningchen - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:48:20 EST ID:YmsJzE6R No.13327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was a teenager, a couple friends and I made an underground water drainage system our dungeon. One of the dudes stole his dads credit card and we bought 100 dollars worth of snacks and candles to place throughout the tunnel so we wouldn't need flashlights. It was fucking awesome! this was during summer break so we would go down there everyday. It was in suburban texas and these tunnels are what those street drains that your skateboard can fall down goto. the entrance tunnel was the biggest. You could stand up in it. Then along that tunnel there were smaller round tunnels where you would have to bend over and avoid the small water stream in the middle. We would place the candles in these. then every 100 or so feet it would open up into a room that you could stand up in that had a ladder and a manhole above it. these usually went to the middle of streets. after the room it would continue to the circular tunnel to another room. eventually the tunnel started to get smaller and smaller to where we would have to crawl. we never kept going after a little bit of that because we were already some 15 minutes into the system. There were also little little tunnels that branched off a big one and led to the street drains. One time we crawled up and into a street drain, pushed off the manhole and got out just to see this asian dude cutting his bushes with a really shiny kitchen knife. like from scream.. he said something and we went back down ha ha. Throughout our growing up we would come back to the tunnels. I remember another time, we were down there doing cocaine and I guess one of the tunnels that led to the street drain echoed to the sidewalk and some lady with her kids heard us fucking around talking about doing the coke and being silly asses. She said she was going to call the police and we shout back death and rape threats. We were bad kids.

home weaponry by Nicholas Sunkinfut - Wed, 13 Nov 2013 15:41:19 EST ID:xM2VyPT+ No.12131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What possible weapons do you have around you right now that you could use to fight zombs?
Pic related, I only have a controller.
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sock full of quarters - Wed, 30 Jul 2014 20:11:40 EST ID:kI6Y0z/g No.13291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cornelius Summerdock - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 11:06:04 EST ID:Du9dbxBp No.13292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
glock17 and mossberg 500 next to me, Yugo AK in the closet, .38 snubby and 1911 in dresser. Decisions, decisions.
Faggy Wogglepuck - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:50:09 EST ID:X13CqqpF No.13293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isabella Nazzlecocke - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 19:42:53 EST ID:uoYwpW1j No.13323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
James Sollyham - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 15:37:20 EST ID:0NutAifs No.13324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got a few weeaboo katanas. Got an axe a hatchet and a sledge hammer.
A couple lame .22 caliber rifles and a revolver, same caliber.

/fo/ feels by Hamilton Bremblelock - Sat, 12 Jul 2014 01:40:39 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13246 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post quotes, exerts of stories, pictures, your own thoughts, whatever.... Whatever gives you those post-apocalyptic feels.

“Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity.”
— John Muir
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James Foblingbanks - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 20:43:04 EST ID:6tFpXc7R No.13281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>The Man: Do you ever wish you would die?

>Old Man: No. It's foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these.
KaiHenTai DX - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 19:41:51 EST ID:zrC0zEQU No.13287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."
Edward Worthingwater - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 03:05:26 EST ID:6tFpXc7R No.13288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Spoilers for SNOWPIERCER:

Do you know what I hate most about myself?
I hate that I know what people taste like.
I hate that I know babies taste the best.
Henry Billingford - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 10:37:14 EST ID:KFuawIcr No.13310 Ignore Report Quick Reply

that was pretty bad movie though
Charles Tillingson - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 13:09:14 EST ID:OAwBhTqD No.13317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ima have to agree with that.

Prevent your water from getting turned off by Fuck Pessleshaw - Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:56:48 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Times are getting rough
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Hedda Sammlelat - Sun, 20 Jul 2014 12:06:25 EST ID:prMxf2E0 No.13280 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Desalination plant sounds like the way to go, nobody wants to drink piss. Don't you guys have hydroelectricity in the mountains? Could use it to desalinate.
Edward Hiblingspear - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 10:24:30 EST ID:4n4uWCtA No.13289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd rather drink reclaimed gray water any day than desalinated sea water. Both of them taste exactly the same, except that the desalinated water costs 2-3 times as much.
Whitey Puckletidging - Sun, 03 Aug 2014 10:12:00 EST ID:vyUkiV9B No.13295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yea i was thinking even if i wasnt drinking grey water theres plenty of industrial applications that water could be used for. like making mud for concrete
Cedric Chenkindut - Wed, 06 Aug 2014 16:12:46 EST ID:8vLNQp0Q No.13306 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Califaggot here, with all the fines and shit a lot more people are doing this such that a lot of times they'll just send you a massive fine and a court date instead.

If you're concerned about your water then dig your own well or (specifically with drinking water) stock up every week using water cans from a spring.
Frederick Buzzlegold - Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:08:08 EST ID:5naz0v3x No.13307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We should use tinfoil infomercials to get people to dump concrete or some shit into water mains as a hijinx

Climate change by Thomas Blatherfield - Sat, 17 May 2014 13:06:22 EST ID:qhCQPYNQ No.13058 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So how does one prepare for a climate change apocalypse?
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Simon Bunwill - Wed, 21 May 2014 00:23:22 EST ID:g6FMjWHI No.13066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
proper layering, hydration, and either a swamp cooler or a wood burning stove depending which way it goes.
Basil Shittingstone - Fri, 23 May 2014 19:21:51 EST ID:5eTAfoT6 No.13075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it depends on where you live. read the newest ipcc report.

generally, biggest thing is transitioning to producing your own food and energy.
Emma Blytheway - Sat, 24 May 2014 05:58:47 EST ID:yrQG9QC8 No.13076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy a nice warm coat.
Doris Niggerworth - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:46:41 EST ID:bBOTleh8 No.13286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get solar. also prepare for more authoritarian govt's. learn how to take out drones.

please side with the people who are most harmed (the refugees) rather than the people who caused all this shit (rich fux)
Hannah Dasslebare - Tue, 05 Aug 2014 08:20:25 EST ID:WyaMed9Q No.13302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm learning to knit wool sweaters. I'll be indispensable to all post-apocalyptic warlords wishing to survive the winter

jenk in the post apcloyse by Betsy Cannerwad - Sun, 13 Jul 2014 14:38:38 EST ID:IXZD9TA7 No.13253 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how would I make it desene and nutrient rich enough to give me the nectar of the procilen gods/?
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Whitey Sullerhood - Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:39:00 EST ID:XMv4Fq3B No.13274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Emma Grandbury - Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:48:26 EST ID:prMxf2E0 No.13276 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Where does the pig shit?
Fucking Wuckledit - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 09:01:36 EST ID:n4yMsnCK No.13285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So they built their outhouse too close to the well and the shit leeched in? That's horrible. What's the other pile on the right? Garbage like animal blood?
Eugene Siffingford - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 10:25:45 EST ID:Zn6fGpMi No.13290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like a broken drain or gutter or maybe just a channel where all the waste water flows.
Emma Mudgechere - Sun, 03 Aug 2014 03:03:25 EST ID:TKHzf/hV No.13294 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Survival Kit Checklist by Ethereal Apprentice - Tue, 27 Aug 2013 05:45:47 EST ID:kEs+e5p1 No.11660 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your checklist here. Trying to get some ideas before I set out into the wilderness.
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Esther Barddale - Wed, 09 Jul 2014 22:11:59 EST ID:M/Tf4Iu4 No.13231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think I've seen that guy post about the cayenne pepper powder before, if I recall he keeps it to stave off food boredom/make disgusting scrounged up food more tolerable. Though defense is a cool application of it that I didn't think of.

>first aid kit with antibiotics

Curious as to where you'd pick up OTC anti-biotics. Or do you just save ones left over from what a doctor gave you? They seem like a legit consideration for long-term survival. Any resources on learning about anto-biotics and their applications in general? Seems like something to read up on before trying to treat things with them.

As far as a check list, I just go by the Ten Essentials. Double check that I've got plenty of water and electrolyte replacement, a good knife and multi-tool, and my military poncho and I'm good to go.
Hamilton Seckleked - Thu, 10 Jul 2014 12:54:35 EST ID:NwDcBVP/ No.13235 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Mostly neither, cayenne pepper is excellent herbal medicine, a remedy for all kinds of shitty conditions. I got bit by a brown recluse once and put fresh cayenne on it (this is high quality shit mind you, no shitty supermarket cayenne), dripped on some water so it would stick, wrapped a bandage around it and a little while after, the wound spat out the venom. I saw a doctor later but he was amazed at what the cayenne did, said he'd never seen anything like it and while he was giving me some antivenom just in case, said it's just to make sure and the cayenne probably took care of it.

It's been known to stop heart attacks in progress.

Has a whole shitload of uses, very good herbal medicine.

But yeah i suppose I could use it on food and as a last ditch don't fuck with me effort.
Cedric Buzzworth - Sat, 12 Jul 2014 00:18:48 EST ID:bdX/n4MD No.13241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Benny "The Jet" Urquidez used to take cayenne pepper in capsule form before a match, and he was a god damn wrecking machine.
Brotherhood Of The Tentacle - Sun, 13 Jul 2014 04:19:43 EST ID:0h5id7pj No.13251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You tried storing cotton in plastic straws for you tinder? A buddy burner made from a used tuna can cardboard and old wax would help. Soda can tabs make good tensioners for your ropes. Using some chocolate on a bottom of a soda can be used to reflect the sun to start a fire. Nothing beats having pure baking soda a must have for any survival kit.
Nicholas Beffingdale - Sun, 13 Jul 2014 06:29:48 EST ID:sHC1teiT No.13252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tampons make the best tinder. Or cotton balls with vaseline.
I've seen the Coke can/chocolate firestarter trick before, you use the wrapper to polish the base until it's like a mirror.

the last crop of mushrooms by slippery wet moondog poop !!P0NSzSlt - Fri, 09 May 2014 23:54:25 EST ID:bgMbPpc/ No.13042 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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with relations between the us and russia getting worse by the day, is it time to start thinking about fallout/blast shelters if shit hits the fan and we engage in nuclear war?

or is the prospect of even a regional/limited nuclear exchange so daunting that it'd be better to run to midtown Manhattan or the Mall in D.C. to ensure you go in a flash should the missiles fly?

pic related, it's what you see when the world's about to end
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Fuck Sicklespear - Sun, 06 Jul 2014 14:09:01 EST ID:c08MIagU No.13217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow I just threw up.... mmm nacho cheese, the cheese is the same consistency as when it went down
Jarvis Droffingford - Sun, 06 Jul 2014 22:20:17 EST ID:G8s7VP7o No.13221 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Good for you.
Augustus Blathercocke - Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:10:21 EST ID:4jc+EBZf No.13222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i think it was good for him, how are you JArvis ;)
Martin Bunway - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 10:45:30 EST ID:VYSTRQhQ No.13224 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm doing fabulously.
James Bigglehadge - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 13:12:58 EST ID:8KgYHpij No.13225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't think he was asking you, why the hell would he ask a gay viking

Moonshining by Archie Seshfuck - Fri, 07 Jun 2013 02:15:45 EST ID:hHiAhvC4 No.11367 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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When SHTF, we tend to have ideas about survival, government, fuel, and food. But what about the stuff that makes life worth living?

I'm talking about booze, of course. Eventually, the liquor reserves of the world will run dry. Luckily, I know how to make some good old mountain dew. Perfect for trade, and fuel, and above all else, morale.

Does anyone else have a similar skill set?
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Jenny Sashshaw - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 09:11:07 EST ID:d+V2qWzh No.13164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, because no other cultures ever had alcohol.
Greek mythology didn't even had a god based on developing wine.
Priscilla Brunnercocke - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 13:02:06 EST ID:7OdJxgC/ No.13165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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To get this thread back on track.

This is incorrect. You can not ferment to higher strengths than ~20% ABV since alcohol levels that high kills the yeast. Any excess sugar will only make the mash sweeter.

If you don't distill it you can let the yeast settle for a few days, then pump the mash into a different container, taking care to leave the gunk at the bottom (which you then throw away). Repeat this a few times and you've got yourself something that might be about 15% ABV and doesn't taste terrible.

Spices, fruit or a mixer can be used to hide the unpleasant yeast flavor. It's really easy to make and garanteed to get you drunk (seeing as it's more than double the strength of your typical beer).
Priscilla Brunnercocke - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 13:24:39 EST ID:7OdJxgC/ No.13166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Distilling the mash to make spirits isn't difficult, but requires equipment to control the heating of the mash, to cool and collect the vapors and to measure the temperature.

It also requires watching to make sure the temperature's in the right range (>80 <90 C). You will also not want to drink the first and last decilitres (so called head and tail) as they'll taste like crap.

So while it's not difficult, it's a lot more involved than just making mash.
Fuck Battingferk - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 16:09:53 EST ID:g4dUjXYD No.13167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hur dur, some muslims have bans on drinking alcohol.
Greek Mythology did have a God for that. Just saying... - Thu, 03 Jul 2014 10:22:39 EST ID:5Xw8z87a No.13207 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Infographic thread by Priscilla Poffingchitch - Tue, 01 Apr 2014 03:02:30 EST ID:SrTOigb2 No.12924 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So Let's get a dump of shit that's real good for the post apocalypse, discuss them and shit. That one guy in the thread with the water filter gave me the idea, but i really only have weapon shit.
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Hugh Decklestot - Tue, 01 Jul 2014 19:05:06 EST ID:NwDcBVP/ No.13196 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I know what you're up to btw ;)
Hannah Goodshit - Tue, 01 Jul 2014 20:52:33 EST ID:IqnwmtuY No.13197 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You just described every time I've ever made a Hot Pocket.
Reuben Blackworth - Tue, 01 Jul 2014 21:33:40 EST ID:Q9mKhUvm No.13198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what then???
Phyllis Clanningworth - Wed, 02 Jul 2014 07:56:19 EST ID:NwDcBVP/ No.13203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Come and find out.
Alice Farrysodging - Wed, 02 Jul 2014 21:50:52 EST ID:Q9mKhUvm No.13204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cum at me bro im so hard right now!!!!
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