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Let's Imagine.... by Nigel Brongerpet - Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:25:32 EST ID:4Zl7w78A No.10969 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's have a thread where we pose others a /fo/ situation and they have to think and respond realistically with what they would do. You have all your real life gear,BoB,whatever to use when responding.

It could help prepare people and open peoples minds up and maybe change a few shopping lists.

Your single partner you've been traveling with has just been shot in the lower stomach area, you don't know what kind of round it is yet. You are in a somewhat barren city block. A group of at least 3 hostile people with weapons are moving in towards you from about 200meters. You both manage to duck around a corner and you lay your friend down in an alleyway.
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James Duckville - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 00:43:55 EST ID:xXpUBRSx No.14217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*Bang* *bang*. Gun shots go off and you look out the window and see 5 armed men with clubs and guns. You and your spouse/child/family memeber/and or friend are there. They demand everything and everyone. How do you handle a this situation?
Martin Tillingcocke - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 19:16:56 EST ID:ZiGvhETE No.14218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Op, I would get naked and start stuffing the nearest baseball sized objects up my asshole while singing in a made up language
Cedric Sinningludge - Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:22:42 EST ID:aqp52RHK No.14250 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You look out your window at 3 AM and see a group of 1000 Syrian refugees advancing on your neighborhood. Your beautiful fair-skinned wife lies sleeping in the next room. You rush to wake her up, and hear pounding from the front door.

*CRASH!* Your kitchen window is broken in.
Edward Chunkinbedging - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 00:14:01 EST ID:5qptw8PM No.14257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Agnates from the future teleport to our current time.
>These Agnates teleport into every restroom in the world dressed in full power armor armed.
>They seek their own self annhilation via those responsible for their creation.

Augustus Middlecocke - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 04:51:56 EST ID:l4LLZnia No.14271 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>five armed men

That's it? I could literally handle that without having to reload my AR once. For shits, maybe deploy an AEKO tear gas grenade out the window so I can pick them off while they scatter.

You are LARPers by A Wizard - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:41:16 EST ID:2Bw6FzbZ No.14246 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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you all play in the woods and prepare for zombies when the real threat is the government and the corperations that are propagating the global jewish conspiracy
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Fanny Murdwater - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 13:17:40 EST ID:lCurdiqQ No.14247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah. I learn about organic gardening, permaculture, "green" building, solar panels and wind generators, and all things self-sustainability and try to practice it the best I can.

Red Moon Happenings... by Faggy Churringmetch - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 13:07:40 EST ID:X13CqqpF No.12969 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anything happened yet? was meant to be all jewish armaggedon an stuff
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Ernest Baffingfoot - Mon, 29 Jun 2015 16:15:31 EST ID:lEy76QNh No.13985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We have had warnings that we are in the sixth mass extinction event.

Some durkas shot people during ranmadan.

The TPP has been approved by the senate.
Ernest Siffingchodging - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 16:22:44 EST ID:pvLqUZAF No.13995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I saw that while tripping hard on LSD at the beach.
Chaim Danzinger - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 18:11:18 EST ID:wurIwc2I No.14238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, all of the biggest Rabbis in the world agree that we are in the final generation before the Messianic redemption (Ikvet d'moshicha). The Mosaic prophecy recorded in the Holy Zohar that the airev rav (Atheistic, and non-believing Jews) will have control over the holy land has come to fruition (Ask your local "ultra-"-orthodox Rabbi for citation). Another prophecy brought down in Rabbinic literture is that of galut Yishmael, the Israelite exile under the Arab people. The world (Or atleast where there are Jews) will be under complete control, and they will rule for nine months, then the Messiah will be revealed, and all hell will break loose. Im serious, you will be looking for a place to crawl underneath under because of all the mayhem.

Screenshot this.
Chaim Danzinger - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 18:12:31 EST ID:wurIwc2I No.14239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
**under complete control of Arabs
Chaim Danzinger - Wed, 30 Dec 2015 18:13:12 EST ID:wurIwc2I No.14240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Though I am certain Edomites/Amalekites are behind the scenes, running things.

Nukemaps by John Dringerstock - Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:29:44 EST ID:h0a3uqUB No.14227 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So this uses Google to show the effects of different nukes wherever you want.

Edwin Puppercocke - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 10:21:28 EST ID:ytzYql6e No.14233 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The actual relative size of the Tsar Bomba's explosion makes one think maybe the whole "enough nukes to destroy the planet 3 times" thing is kind of overblown.
William Pegglesot - Fri, 08 Jan 2016 15:50:42 EST ID:axLqkE7y No.14248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's more there's x times enough nukes to create a life extinguishing fallout I suspect.

Climate change by Nigel Hemmlenetch - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 13:24:30 EST ID:yA3r1sDb No.14162 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we discuss the very real possibility of a future where climate change has caused the apocalypse?

When a bottle of water is worth killing someone over, how will you survive?
Sidney Blackville - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 13:35:25 EST ID:xXpUBRSx No.14222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A TV on black Friday is worth killing someone over now a days.

If you have food and water expect to be hunted down.
Jenny Billingville - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 02:07:12 EST ID:DNvKNoyZ No.14231 Ignore Report Quick Reply

See you, cowboys

Keeping Cybernetics Maintained by Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 06:48:04 EST ID:DOW6KzlU No.14118 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do we keep our cybernetic augmentations maintained and powered in a post-apocalyptic world?
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Phineas Shakehood - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 23:10:45 EST ID:mn86yCSD No.14205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"how fucking dare that cripple bitch be happy about something". I hope someone runs over your arms.
L I L I T H - Thu, 12 Nov 2015 00:29:37 EST ID:Ab8Z5NxN No.14206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
and then replaces their arms with hooks.
Polly Choddledeck - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 01:12:30 EST ID:GI2c4wKz No.14207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tape some wires and a digital clock face on said hooks
Henry Bagglestedge - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 01:17:20 EST ID:0jZTtwUe No.14214 Ignore Report Quick Reply

cyber-reacharound implies getting fucked in the ass
Hannah Blatherford - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 01:27:29 EST ID:ZW3rAahp No.14215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its an upgrade, meatbag, you wouldn't understand upgrades with your lameass evolution and shit

BWFO Fall in or /FO/ by cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Thu, 23 Apr 2015 07:32:15 EST ID:Fspi6Bah No.13881 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's do this, I got nothin to lose.
Graham Becklehotch - Thu, 28 May 2015 15:03:24 EST ID:Kp8cn6sC No.13945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I detonated the bombs myself.
havesinwilltravelwire:cRYPT kEEPER,Ag. - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 15:22:37 EST ID:jMHozOd5 No.14158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Absolutely no doubt now. stop.
Bring me in and do it fast. im a shoe fly you fly and he does too. stop.
pic applies. stop.
This zone is one of danger. stop. Somebody's after zigarattenkeisters. Halt.
Ich moechtete dein Klavierspielen gehoeren, Liebschen. Wir haben an unserem Uni, WEIN SCHNITZEL gegessen, und dann miteinander. Stop.
Mach Spass. Dont stop, get it get it.
00:00am Handi
Samuel Hegglewater - Tue, 03 Nov 2015 04:56:54 EST ID:3h1Lzc1T No.14192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Two hours into it

food in future of waste plans by Nicholas Grimson - Mon, 05 Oct 2015 00:11:16 EST ID:BFRv2vTr No.14151 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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my microwave stopped working after I nuked a whole five pound bag of chicken for three hours? what do?!

and then my dumb ass ripped off my over door when I tried yank it open to get a
pizza that had been left in to long, the pizza had melted and was pooling in the bottem of the oven and the pan drawer? aaaag!

why am I suronded by death!!!!!!!!!!
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Beatrice Mogglehat - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 23:14:05 EST ID:ZMEI7ktO No.14160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what the hell is wrong with you
Whitey Finkinfoot - Sun, 18 Oct 2015 03:02:38 EST ID:ff68EDES No.14167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh my god this post is a fucking train wreck
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 22 Oct 2015 23:41:42 EST ID:jZ0pMghf No.14171 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I wought bring dog bert with me to by Fuck Clallyshaw - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 02:02:21 EST ID:BFRv2vTr No.14147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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eat people and do my taxes!
yeah pay me bitch
but i readers digress
i heal the fallen of radiation by that one dude
hope you guess my names is the nature my gaem
i want to key into your keys and dings
i want to survive help me to
oragnize my shit into a bug out bag?
Jenny Blurrynut - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 03:56:57 EST ID:BkDnqWyk No.14149 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I got a funny feelin about you.

Music in the Apocalypse by Simon Dondledock - Wed, 03 Jun 2015 21:14:49 EST ID:vu1jagXA No.13952 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What music if any will survive the end of the world?
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Nigger Sankinpadge - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 19:22:16 EST ID:2vQbbtxk No.14025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How fucked up would it be to experience a zombie attack while tripping on mushrooms?
I originally packed a bunch of morphine and amphetamines but decided to just go with antibiotics and painkillers.
Guitar in case i find my way to the top of a mountain or find a hobbits house while i am adventuring.
Nigger Sankinpadge - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 19:22:47 EST ID:2vQbbtxk No.14026 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fuck i meant to post in the other thread.
Beatrice Brippermedge - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 07:23:01 EST ID:tP7tPRjz No.14116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In The Dark Tower, they were playing Hey Jude ragtime. You just don't DO that.

I guess it'd be all what you call in America "jug band", in the UK "skittles", in Australia "bush band". You know, jugs, washboards, tea chest, lagerphone. Repurposed stuff because real musical instruments require specialised craftspeople. A few really worn out pianos, violins, guitars. Maybe recorded music and the occasional synthesiser where someone has power, but a pretty random selection of music and worn all to hell. Even instrument repairs can be tricky, like piano tuning, and unless you're an audio tech nerd like Uncle Ghastly, forget repairing the electric ones.

It would be awful. I can see a lot of top forty crap getting murdered, a lot of classics played with the wrong instruments, from memory, without sheet music. You know, Hey Jude played ragtime. That kind of thing.

I can see a lot of religious music being preserved and being performed, that kind of shit is harder to kill than cockroaches. Long after Lady Gaga, The Beatles, and Mozart are forgotten, Closer My Lord To Thee will still be sucking your will to live.
Priscilla Bullerlut - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 12:13:20 EST ID:5Vjh/wfp No.14119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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As if anyone needs to ask
Lydia Bloshwater - Wed, 23 Sep 2015 03:32:47 EST ID:oqFTgh4g No.14134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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donahue by Eugene Modgechatch - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 21:59:34 EST ID:I2WUiGi7 No.14129 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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yahey yahey
Shitting Dartfield - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 22:02:19 EST ID:6wE62qWI No.14130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Realistic World After Nuclear War: by Betsy Baggleford - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 09:28:17 EST ID:KtqjI8IG No.13723 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What would life realistically be like following a nuclear war?

Would human survival be possible on any scale?

Are there any movies or video games which depict a post-nuclear war world realistically?
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Basil Piblingsidging - Thu, 02 Jul 2015 22:49:26 EST ID:C+L+xScU No.13986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it would be like When The Wind Blows. Those who did not die in the initial bombing wouldn't last more than a week before they succumbed to radiation poisoning or starvation.

And your idea about having an underground bunker or turning an air craft carrier into a life raft? Forget it. Neither of those plans are actually feasible for a long period of time. Multi-generational vaults and survivor camps are nothing but movie make believe. Global Nuclear war would be the end of the human race. Dying in the initial blast would be the best thing you could do.

I don't think life itself would end. Plants, insects, burrowing mammals and lizards. These things might take a hit but a few would survive and in 5-10 thousand years in would be as though humanity never existed at all.
James Mother Fucking Randi - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 23:41:24 EST ID:EoOnX9r6 No.14040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Let me say I've only skimmed this thread so forgive me if I touch on topics already covered.

A realistic post nuclear war:
It first depends on the scale of the war. Even though initially only strategic areas would be targeted, shortly after the first volley people in charge of the worlds various nuclear arsenals would probably let them all/most fly.

Nuclear fallout would be wide spread across the land. Nuclear winter would be the result in most if not all places. Nearly all plant life and most animal life not cared for by humans would die.

The air would be toxic to various degrees depending on how fallout propagates and how close you are to impact sites. The water and soil would also be affected similarly.
All electronics any where near a blast site would be entirely destroyed by EMP.
Almost all if not all agriculture would stop.

Humans are tough litter buggers though, we will almost certainly survive in small numbers. All humans not in fallout shelters or similar protective structures would be instantly killed if they were near a blast site. Those out side the immediate zone of the blast would die a slow lingering death.
Those even further would die even slower deaths over a period of years.

Those even further may survive if they manage to find enough food and water to survive.
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James Mother Fucking Randi - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 23:47:47 EST ID:EoOnX9r6 No.14041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cliff notes versions

>Any one near a blast dies
>Every one else suffers
>It gets worse, much much worse before it gets better.
>Slowly we either adapt or die
> we rebuild a new world on the ashes of the old.

>We don't survive, humans go extinct
>Millions of years pass and new life takes our place.

A note I forgot to mention in my previous post is that life that already exists would adapt and flourish in the post nuclear world. The main one would be mushrooms. They would blanket the land with their glowing caps.
Ebenezer Nicklegold - Sun, 09 Aug 2015 22:26:24 EST ID:3V2NVGgw No.14042 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Shrôooooooomacolypse! Best after party ever, unlike the flood. Washed out all the topsoil when those glaciers melted overnight and all.
Basil Tootgold - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 02:45:28 EST ID:nS7Lq1Gd No.14109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Life And DeAth of The Earth is a book for you OP

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