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i already eat my own piss by Shit Cottingsted - Sat, 18 Oct 2014 18:19:28 EST ID:CPL9GOED No.13535 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so I am prepared I have pine sol bleach and soy sauce that is can drink, im high
Lydia Surrydit - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 04:16:42 EST ID:Kb4GtEmk No.13536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That doesn't sound healthy, friend. Or safe, for that matter..
Eliza Crendlepurk - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 13:49:40 EST ID:xbMdpzgT No.13542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know man, that pizza n64 is pretty legit, I think op knows what he's doing

getting rid of fingerprints? by Lydia Pimmerham - Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:01:23 EST ID:P28uo3P2 No.13497 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I mean from my hands, not from the evidence. Obviously, cutting off my fingertips would work, but then I'm stuck answering "hey guy, why don't you have the ends of your fingers anymore?" with lies like "oh, my girlfriend was a sadistic body-mod domme and I just loved her sooooo much I went along with it" or "frostbite gonna bite ye, arr!" Some of the techniques I've heard is burning them off with acid, but that's likely to cause enough injury to require hospitalization (which, ironically, amputation wont), or freezing them off with dry ice. Suggest?
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Hannah Pottingpun - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 10:16:20 EST ID:YmsJzE6R No.13513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a wax making drug dealing friend of mine puts his fingers on a stove top every so often to burn them off. They regrow so thats why he doesn't it every so often.
Ernest Furringkig - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 08:12:07 EST ID:FLZRYDjI No.13517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only makes sense if you've been printed before to do this OP.

In wwhich case look into DNA modification you can switch off the gene that makes you have prints lol

BUT you MIGHT get ass cancer. Malignant ass cancer.
Charles Crovingridge - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 10:55:45 EST ID:RR77Ual3 No.13518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why not just use someone else's prints instead?
Faggy Hanningman - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 22:23:56 EST ID:FLZRYDjI No.13519 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why not just dissociate your astral body and possess someone through sheer willpower?
Doris Goodcocke - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:32:04 EST ID:Ywx+ArbO No.13523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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but its the aoiakypse, who cares about figer prints. use glass etcher though.

Vehicle of choice when SHTF? by Emma Pongerhall - Sun, 04 Aug 2013 16:18:45 EST ID:4np+rQkf No.11546 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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everyone has their own preference in vehicle make and year, but when SHTF what car would you have? Remember that this car is your means of transportation as well as a rolling safehouse. List vehicle as well as upgrades, mods, items you keep in said vehicle. aaaaaaand go.
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Hedda Gecklehod - Mon, 29 Sep 2014 19:26:28 EST ID:czcxX/K7 No.13463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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kevlar reinforced skateboard deck on destructo trucks, swiss ceramic bearings and blind wheels, with helmet and knee/elbow pads.
Nigel Sedgelodge - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 03:18:09 EST ID:2OUBl+9u No.13486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is a decent idea. the only issue is a board grinds to a screeching halt as soon as a little rock jams a wheel. (/asp/ fags know)

I suggest getting a long board w/ the kevlar thing (also less work, less energy expended). there's also off-road wheels you can get for them. and extra bearings. they die eventually.
Basil Gellerfield - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 05:35:43 EST ID:D7j07lfk No.13487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm survivin m8
Polly Gogglefoot - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 16:32:52 EST ID:ColvGAP5 No.13490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chevy or Dodge van, late eighties to early nineties (they're roomier), with bulletproof glass, honeycombed tires, plating on the sides and bottom, plus extra protection around the engine and some steel storm shutters for the windows, doors, and tires, all accessible and used from the interior, and some spotlights on the side mirrors 5-0 style. A couple of solar panels for the roof, a multiple battery type charger that goes for cars, wall outlets, and USB as well as an emergency radio all in one, a HAM radio, a CB radio, my MP3 player/cell phone loaded with my apocalypse mix, my kindle (loaded with BSA handbooks, road atlases, Chilton's Manual for the van, that kind of thing), a portable DVD player with a fat stack of good flicks that can either directly use the solar panel or can be run off the charger, and cords to connect the lot to the radio in the van. Strip most of the interior, throw some hammocks up for sleeping, a lawn chair for sitting in, and a cot for relaxing prone/medical needs, shelving for food storage and other scavenged/scrounged/traded for items deemed necessary. A rain water collector that goes from the roof to a filter in the roof to the collection bucket inside, jerry tanks of gas on the trunk doors (or the doors where the trunk would be), along with a single speed bicycle with an electric motor conversion for sorties. And myself, of course.
Ian Crivinghood - Mon, 06 Oct 2014 20:33:09 EST ID:czcxX/K7 No.13493 Ignore Report Quick Reply

most people don't do this, but you can clean and grease bearings to last significantly longer, but you're right about the long board thing, tho you could always put risers and big wheels on a smaller deck, for when you have to carry it around or store it, but a larger deck is definately more stable at higher speed.

the link shows a partly kevlar board ~prob not bulletproof~ but it has straps, which do enhance its defensive capabilities.
> www.damngeeky.com/2012/10/05/5889/skateboards-made-from-carbon-fiber-and-transparent-material-for-urban-junkies.html

Alternately posted at /law/ but I dunno about there, need to disappear for good by Archie Niggerham - Sat, 04 Oct 2014 18:28:39 EST ID:P28uo3P2 No.13484 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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/law/ isn't as gung-ho about ditching the old ways, you know?

I ran into a bit of trouble with some loansharks who may also be well affiliated with the military and have access to government databases. How would I go about starting over without raising any flags? I haven't actually looked anything up yet, but I'm guessing it goes like this: 1) ditch everything from my old life that can be tied to me (done), 2) obtain new false birth record, 3) obtain new government ID with new false birth record, 4) lay low for the rest of my life and be chill. So then, how do I obtain a false birth record? Once that's done, getting a new gov. ID is easy peasy (birth record, plus 2 pieces of mail addressed to me = proof of residency and/or citizenship = good2go for a new ID card). There's also the ticklish business of obtaining a new social security number so I can get a job (thanks for fucking that up for everyone, Mexico). Any help you give me may implicate you in saving my life, which would be greatly appreciated.

Post Script: would assuming the identity of a deceased person be feasible these days? Do I need to find someone roughly my age? Does a death record go all the way up to the top (meaning, would it be obvious to anyone doing a routine check that the person I was assuming the identity of is actually dead and I'm an usurper?)
Jenny Blinkinham - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 10:16:33 EST ID:hk6VNUYF No.13489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're risking prison, which would make you incredibly easy to kill on the inside. You can keep your government name without using it on the grid. You can move elsewhere, get an under the table job, and just use cash.

That, or you can move to another country.

Names for zombies? by Cyril Fellydale - Tue, 30 Sep 2014 22:32:28 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13469 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If a real zombie apocalypse accrued what do you think they will named the infected?
Besides zombies...derp
What do you think the media or govn't/military officials will call them?
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Polly Figgledane - Thu, 02 Oct 2014 14:04:20 EST ID:fcu6Ico/ No.13475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe infected. You seemed to say it pretty easily.
Walter Sebberpog - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 09:47:21 EST ID:3/35wmvk No.13478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Zombies, even anything vaguely zombie like will be called zombies. Too ingrained in our culture.

I'm just waiting to hear some stupid fucker say "zombiegate" over and over again.
George Buzzshaw - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:55:14 EST ID:O1ERVzcX No.13479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The metabolically impaired.
Caroline Greenlock - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:36:35 EST ID:/VG67rzL No.13480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The walking dead...
Alice Fuckingbury - Sat, 04 Oct 2014 02:48:25 EST ID:Y3YFA0Wp No.13481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
zoms likely followed by curse words of varrying degrees, like shit bags and fuckers.

Any good zombie fanart/photos? by William Snodbanks - Thu, 02 Oct 2014 02:17:53 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13474 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sidney Hangerpurk - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:08:43 EST ID:tZycdL5y No.13477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WE'RE A REAL BOARD NOW by David Duttingwuck - Tue, 18 Feb 2014 19:36:56 EST ID:NwDcBVP/ No.12710 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Beatrice Greenfuck - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:16:27 EST ID:ytnjL0GM No.12759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unless I'm mistaken, no they're not? I can list two websites selling them off the top of my head right now.
Beatrice Greenfuck - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:17:29 EST ID:ytnjL0GM No.12760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, one. Other place is sold out
Graham Blarringford - Fri, 28 Feb 2014 09:29:07 EST ID:92DDYKPE No.12764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Not for sale in California

Cockblocked in my state. Le exasperated exhalacion.
Jack Singersat - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 06:50:31 EST ID:cfLTMQz+ No.12778 Ignore Report Quick Reply




Google it, cry in freedom(happiness).
Lillian Sunderhen - Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:29:58 EST ID:/VG67rzL No.13473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Possible future apoclaypse believed a hoax but you never know by Cyril Fellydale - Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:33:52 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13466 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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there WAS a theory and an email some unknown hacker got and posted it on wikileaks saying the US gov't or some "shadow agency" working for USA that upgraded ebola making more stronger and less noticeable while making it more easy to infect
according to the wikileaks
The email said

"The iteration of EBOV(Hidden) and the hiring of new personnel,

we believe we have finally addressed the main desires of the client. EBOV-(hidden) contains the following alterations from the base EBOV(hidden)
*the V stands for virus)

A) Increased incubation time of 12 to 40 days as opposed to EBOV(hidden_ incubation of 2 to 12 days.

B) Suppressed the loss appetite common in EBOV(hidden), therefore taking away one of the diagnosable tools

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Female of /fo/ by Martha Tootforth - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 17:51:11 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13349 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know how many other females post or lurk /fo/ but I wanted to share some info. Maybe guys with girlfriends conscious of /fo/ things might benefit from this too.

I always wondered what the hell I would do if I had no more access to feminine products. I wondered what I would do if stores shut down and ran out of products, or if I had to suddenly leave and rough it for a while. One day while walking around my neighborhood, I stopped to pet a dog and chatted with the owner. She was a crafter. She sold hand made blankets, clothes, dolls, and other things. She brought up her current project was making crochet and knitted tampons and pads out of organic cotton. She was selling them as eco-friendly alternatives to commercial products since you could wash and reuse them plus boil them for sterilization. Most commercial pads and tampons aren't sterile, and each one creates a lot of waste. It was a weird conversation, but I walked away feeling better because I knew I could task myself in making some if I ever needed. Learning to crochet or knit isn't terribly hard, and the patterns you need to know to make these are pretty basic. All you need is yarn of some kind. And if society were to completely collapse, I guess you could always learn how to make yarn, cotton, wool, twine, or whatever as material. So gals, and guys with gals, look up how to make these and save yourself from bleeding all over everywhere when shit hits the fan.
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Oliver Wongerworth - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 04:35:52 EST ID:1anvyJpz No.13437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Doris Wombleville - Mon, 22 Sep 2014 04:19:18 EST ID:mjFSLJFs No.13446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lady here, and I just wanted to second the diva cup. I went on a three week thru-hike and sure as hell did not want to carry giant packages of disposables with me. The diva cup was awesome and easy to clean. Also brought a reusable pad made with flannel, which can be washed after use. I don't use disposables any more at all honestly, it's nice not to have the waste and the reuseables are much more comfortable imo.
Molly Wobbernatch - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:55:02 EST ID:6mUIjfXm No.13447 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Nigel Singerville - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 16:29:22 EST ID:uM+rkBNA No.13452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How to Shit in the Woods by Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:49:25 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13424 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:50:35 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:51:45 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rebecca Claywill - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 12:05:29 EST ID:1anvyJpz No.13450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not wiping my ass with rocks or snow sir.

Something Most People Haven't Thought of Putting in a Bug Out Bag by Walter Murdhood - Sat, 13 Jul 2013 05:21:12 EST ID:kVeqOoyo No.11471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is that one thing everybody else's bug out bag is missing?

I'll go. Tabasco Sauce. Multivitamins.
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Augustus Giddlebury - Wed, 10 Sep 2014 08:44:07 EST ID:hdWz8xzo No.13395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have the knowledge, tools, and time to make soap? Hell I barely have the knowledge to skin an animal.

In a total world meltdown I'm sure that skill will come in handy but for my BOB I'm just going to carry some soap.
Sidney Shittingforth - Thu, 11 Sep 2014 14:04:43 EST ID:FOSxBqs0 No.13405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A Bible.
Hedda Grandhall - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:11:35 EST ID:xO8W+7zY No.13440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's something to this....but get the little hotel bar style soaps. Not liquids.

If you want to make soap...learn to use ash. It's more readily available than animal fat.

Things people bloody never pack and should? Bog roll. Toilet paper. The number of BOB's I've seen that don't have so much as a square of the stuff is...mind-numbing.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:00:51 EST ID:m7Vh90x2 No.13443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any reason for solid over liquid? A 4oz bottle weighs nothing and will wash more than a bar will.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:05:11 EST ID:m7Vh90x2 No.13444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And I'm not talking out of my ass here. I've tried to bring those little soaps backpacking with me and they do the same job just don't last as long(and aren't as good with dishes). I've also had a few that smelled sweet in bear country which always makes me nervous.

Buying land and building a home by Caroline Pannerput - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 20:55:08 EST ID:BUOf8fb/ No.13375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Cross post from /howto/.

I'm a single person with no family, and I work at the local dollar store. If I wanted to buy some land and build a house, how would I go about doing it? If you have any advice pictures (like the one about living off 5 acres of land) I'd appreciate it.
Matilda Dartdock - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:06:59 EST ID:uM+rkBNA No.13385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well first you buy some land. Then you build a house on it.

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