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Alternately posted at /law/ but I dunno about there, need to disappear for good by Archie Niggerham - Sat, 04 Oct 2014 18:28:39 EST ID:P28uo3P2 No.13484 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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/law/ isn't as gung-ho about ditching the old ways, you know?

I ran into a bit of trouble with some loansharks who may also be well affiliated with the military and have access to government databases. How would I go about starting over without raising any flags? I haven't actually looked anything up yet, but I'm guessing it goes like this: 1) ditch everything from my old life that can be tied to me (done), 2) obtain new false birth record, 3) obtain new government ID with new false birth record, 4) lay low for the rest of my life and be chill. So then, how do I obtain a false birth record? Once that's done, getting a new gov. ID is easy peasy (birth record, plus 2 pieces of mail addressed to me = proof of residency and/or citizenship = good2go for a new ID card). There's also the ticklish business of obtaining a new social security number so I can get a job (thanks for fucking that up for everyone, Mexico). Any help you give me may implicate you in saving my life, which would be greatly appreciated.

Post Script: would assuming the identity of a deceased person be feasible these days? Do I need to find someone roughly my age? Does a death record go all the way up to the top (meaning, would it be obvious to anyone doing a routine check that the person I was assuming the identity of is actually dead and I'm an usurper?)
Jenny Blinkinham - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 10:16:33 EST ID:hk6VNUYF No.13489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're risking prison, which would make you incredibly easy to kill on the inside. You can keep your government name without using it on the grid. You can move elsewhere, get an under the table job, and just use cash.

That, or you can move to another country.

Names for zombies? by Cyril Fellydale - Tue, 30 Sep 2014 22:32:28 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13469 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If a real zombie apocalypse accrued what do you think they will named the infected?
Besides zombies...derp
What do you think the media or govn't/military officials will call them?
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Polly Figgledane - Thu, 02 Oct 2014 14:04:20 EST ID:fcu6Ico/ No.13475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe infected. You seemed to say it pretty easily.
Walter Sebberpog - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 09:47:21 EST ID:3/35wmvk No.13478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Zombies, even anything vaguely zombie like will be called zombies. Too ingrained in our culture.

I'm just waiting to hear some stupid fucker say "zombiegate" over and over again.
George Buzzshaw - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:55:14 EST ID:O1ERVzcX No.13479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The metabolically impaired.
Caroline Greenlock - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:36:35 EST ID:/VG67rzL No.13480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The walking dead...
Alice Fuckingbury - Sat, 04 Oct 2014 02:48:25 EST ID:Y3YFA0Wp No.13481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
zoms likely followed by curse words of varrying degrees, like shit bags and fuckers.

Any good zombie fanart/photos? by William Snodbanks - Thu, 02 Oct 2014 02:17:53 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13474 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sidney Hangerpurk - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:08:43 EST ID:tZycdL5y No.13477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WE'RE A REAL BOARD NOW by David Duttingwuck - Tue, 18 Feb 2014 19:36:56 EST ID:NwDcBVP/ No.12710 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Beatrice Greenfuck - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:16:27 EST ID:ytnjL0GM No.12759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unless I'm mistaken, no they're not? I can list two websites selling them off the top of my head right now.
Beatrice Greenfuck - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:17:29 EST ID:ytnjL0GM No.12760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, one. Other place is sold out
Graham Blarringford - Fri, 28 Feb 2014 09:29:07 EST ID:92DDYKPE No.12764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Not for sale in California

Cockblocked in my state. Le exasperated exhalacion.
Jack Singersat - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 06:50:31 EST ID:cfLTMQz+ No.12778 Ignore Report Quick Reply




Google it, cry in freedom(happiness).
Lillian Sunderhen - Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:29:58 EST ID:/VG67rzL No.13473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Possible future apoclaypse believed a hoax but you never know by Cyril Fellydale - Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:33:52 EST ID:Cya9HDB7 No.13466 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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there WAS a theory and an email some unknown hacker got and posted it on wikileaks saying the US gov't or some "shadow agency" working for USA that upgraded ebola making more stronger and less noticeable while making it more easy to infect
according to the wikileaks
The email said

"The iteration of EBOV(Hidden) and the hiring of new personnel,

we believe we have finally addressed the main desires of the client. EBOV-(hidden) contains the following alterations from the base EBOV(hidden)
*the V stands for virus)

A) Increased incubation time of 12 to 40 days as opposed to EBOV(hidden_ incubation of 2 to 12 days.

B) Suppressed the loss appetite common in EBOV(hidden), therefore taking away one of the diagnosable tools

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Female of /fo/ by Martha Tootforth - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 17:51:11 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13349 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know how many other females post or lurk /fo/ but I wanted to share some info. Maybe guys with girlfriends conscious of /fo/ things might benefit from this too.

I always wondered what the hell I would do if I had no more access to feminine products. I wondered what I would do if stores shut down and ran out of products, or if I had to suddenly leave and rough it for a while. One day while walking around my neighborhood, I stopped to pet a dog and chatted with the owner. She was a crafter. She sold hand made blankets, clothes, dolls, and other things. She brought up her current project was making crochet and knitted tampons and pads out of organic cotton. She was selling them as eco-friendly alternatives to commercial products since you could wash and reuse them plus boil them for sterilization. Most commercial pads and tampons aren't sterile, and each one creates a lot of waste. It was a weird conversation, but I walked away feeling better because I knew I could task myself in making some if I ever needed. Learning to crochet or knit isn't terribly hard, and the patterns you need to know to make these are pretty basic. All you need is yarn of some kind. And if society were to completely collapse, I guess you could always learn how to make yarn, cotton, wool, twine, or whatever as material. So gals, and guys with gals, look up how to make these and save yourself from bleeding all over everywhere when shit hits the fan.
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Oliver Wongerworth - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 04:35:52 EST ID:1anvyJpz No.13437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Doris Wombleville - Mon, 22 Sep 2014 04:19:18 EST ID:mjFSLJFs No.13446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lady here, and I just wanted to second the diva cup. I went on a three week thru-hike and sure as hell did not want to carry giant packages of disposables with me. The diva cup was awesome and easy to clean. Also brought a reusable pad made with flannel, which can be washed after use. I don't use disposables any more at all honestly, it's nice not to have the waste and the reuseables are much more comfortable imo.
Molly Wobbernatch - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:55:02 EST ID:6mUIjfXm No.13447 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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How to Shit in the Woods by Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:49:25 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13424 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:50:35 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Esther Monkinspear - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:51:45 EST ID:6u4z0yBf No.13426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rebecca Claywill - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 12:05:29 EST ID:1anvyJpz No.13450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not wiping my ass with rocks or snow sir.

Something Most People Haven't Thought of Putting in a Bug Out Bag by Walter Murdhood - Sat, 13 Jul 2013 05:21:12 EST ID:kVeqOoyo No.11471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is that one thing everybody else's bug out bag is missing?

I'll go. Tabasco Sauce. Multivitamins.
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Augustus Giddlebury - Wed, 10 Sep 2014 08:44:07 EST ID:hdWz8xzo No.13395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have the knowledge, tools, and time to make soap? Hell I barely have the knowledge to skin an animal.

In a total world meltdown I'm sure that skill will come in handy but for my BOB I'm just going to carry some soap.
Sidney Shittingforth - Thu, 11 Sep 2014 14:04:43 EST ID:FOSxBqs0 No.13405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A Bible.
Hedda Grandhall - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:11:35 EST ID:xO8W+7zY No.13440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's something to this....but get the little hotel bar style soaps. Not liquids.

If you want to make soap...learn to use ash. It's more readily available than animal fat.

Things people bloody never pack and should? Bog roll. Toilet paper. The number of BOB's I've seen that don't have so much as a square of the stuff is...mind-numbing.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:00:51 EST ID:m7Vh90x2 No.13443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any reason for solid over liquid? A 4oz bottle weighs nothing and will wash more than a bar will.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:05:11 EST ID:m7Vh90x2 No.13444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And I'm not talking out of my ass here. I've tried to bring those little soaps backpacking with me and they do the same job just don't last as long(and aren't as good with dishes). I've also had a few that smelled sweet in bear country which always makes me nervous.

Buying land and building a home by Caroline Pannerput - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 20:55:08 EST ID:BUOf8fb/ No.13375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Cross post from /howto/.

I'm a single person with no family, and I work at the local dollar store. If I wanted to buy some land and build a house, how would I go about doing it? If you have any advice pictures (like the one about living off 5 acres of land) I'd appreciate it.
Matilda Dartdock - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:06:59 EST ID:uM+rkBNA No.13385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well first you buy some land. Then you build a house on it.

post real NATRAL disater survial skill you have by Edwin Hemmlechin - Thu, 03 Jul 2014 14:12:38 EST ID:Cnqfocc8 No.13208 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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in want REAL stories so that I can plan better for floods / fires in my area.

>PS no fake zombie bulshit
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Walter Sedgenick - Sun, 31 Aug 2014 17:32:09 EST ID:M/Tf4Iu4 No.13362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm good at making fires and gathering firewood. I usually can find dry kindling just about anywhere (I live in the PNW, so finding dry...well...anything is kinda rare). Look under large evergreen trees, especially cedars, they shed rain really well and tend to keep the stuff at their base dry.

Alot of it is just common sense, like once you get your fire going, start moving wet wood next to the fire to dry out, build a semi-circle of rocks instead of a full circle (make it like a wall to reflect heat back at you).

Oh also;
>Gather 5X as much firewood than the initial amount you gather. It burns faster than you think, and stumbling around the woods like a dumbfuck in the middle of the night looking for wood isn't fun.

I prefer the "stages" style of building a fire, as opposed to the teepee/cabin styles they teach Boy Scouts. I'll use homemade tin-can fire starters if need be.

I'mma bit drunk now, but I'll come back and elaborate later about my methods and such if anyone wants.
Walter Sedgenick - Sun, 31 Aug 2014 17:34:36 EST ID:M/Tf4Iu4 No.13363 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Oh, also, as an add-on

>I make the firewood stacks around my camp dual function as barriers, so when stacking firewood, I block up any entrances/exits I don't plan on using with firewood. This helps prevent random animals from wandering through and fucking shit up in the night.
Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 17:58:04 EST ID:5nKSk07e No.13367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I did a lot of minimalist camping when I was younger, fishing for dinner, eating oats and foraged greens for breakfast. Making fires with no matches. Good times. Besides that I have basic experience with firearms. I'm a decent diplomat. I can cook. I'm pretty technically savvy. Though I have no idea how to hot wire a car, with enough time I could probably figure it out though. I know a bit of first aid but I really want to take a class so I can learn how to set a bone properly and do CPR, I've been taught how to stitch myself up and how to treat burns though. I'm of sound mental and physical health as well so I don't need medication or anything besides water, shelter, and basic nutrition if the shit goes down. Oh yeah, and I spent two years gardening.

One thing I've always wondered though, is how many people with genetic diseases like asthma and diabetes would die in a longterm Postapoc scenario. Probably a lot. I know some people that would not fare well just due to being born with a genetic deficiency if society were to somehow collapse. :(
Nigel Coshcocke - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:14:49 EST ID:yMWSFRLZ No.13368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you cant reallly hot wire new cars because theres an RF chip in the key that talks with the ignition. in the old days you just took the hot wire and touched it to the wire for the starter motor.

you also cant slim jim em as easy because they have things blocking the lock.
Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:27:32 EST ID:5nKSk07e No.13369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Damn..well.. I can hotwire a bike at least.

i am finally preparded for the apocoylse by Eugene Poshville - Sat, 09 Aug 2014 16:29:18 EST ID:q7uVnF3v No.13311 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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LETS TURN THIS INTO RANDOM #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Charles Hannerdock - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 22:14:08 EST ID:kI6Y0z/g No.13318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have elite scavenging skills, so no need for bottled water or guns.
Molly Mebberdock - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 11:22:17 EST ID:OAwBhTqD No.13319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
honestly with where i am at and assuming the weather doesnt change drastically id be pretty ok with not carrying water. with in two miles i can think of 6-8 ponds and 4 miles or so away is lake ontario, one of the largest bodies of fresh water. if i walk idk 10 miles west i come across one of he larger rivers in the US. south 10 miles is the erie canal which runs something like 200 miles east to the hudson. this isnt even including all the creeks we have criss crossing the town.

its honestly to cold up here in the winter to try and stay so id be going some where as quickly as possible. havving lakes and rivers helps.
Clara Fonderkodge - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 03:05:14 EST ID:gotxkxBq No.13360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lol wut?
Simon Claycocke - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:28:55 EST ID:oE4zG6BM No.13361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All you really need to do to prepare for the Apocalypse is read the Bible and understand its message.

What doYOU mean BOZZE isnt food!?!?!?!!?!?! by Oliver Blatherhood - Sat, 14 Jun 2014 22:11:20 EST ID:fILJlGUj No.13146 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what REAL i.e. non airsoft experience do you have, probably none but then again im a gay Christian outdoors man, backpacking, winery employee so I don't know shit

>I should probably go and buy tacos to prepare for the end
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Lillian Cobberfoot - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 20:01:21 EST ID:M/Tf4Iu4 No.13333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've gone to school to get training in survival and Search and Rescue. Not much, but I've got a FEMA ICS 100 cert (it's just basic understanding of the Incident Command system).

Been thinking about joining the military not necessarily to learn skills, but more to build up self confidence and a knee-jerk reaction to fight instead of flee, which seems like it would count alot in a survival/apocalyptic situation.
John Bubblewodge - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 23:57:55 EST ID:VQL/BtBe No.13334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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