Rolling for shits and giggles

>>6911
oh good its on this board now, i tried posting and was locked while iii was typing
was like
nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>6911
M60E3 LMG
UNLIMITED AMMO
Glock 39
Dual Pistols
Gold Katana
Deck of cards...
Old-fashioned Gangster
Rooftop
Fortified Truck
Megan Fox
Rains for days, but I have super diarrhea from drinking rain water.
Zombie Overmind boss
Really, the only downside is the diarrhea. I think I'd do pretty good.

Kinda sucks I had to move it here though, since I imagine this is a pretty slow board that doesn't move quick, the numbers for rolls really aren't going to be that different =|

>>6913
cross bow with unlimited ammo
glock 39 with a bayonet..thefuck
fiber wire
4 motion sensors
football gear
small island
segway and megan fox ..thuglyfe
mad diarhea lots of rain
ex swat team of zombies in kevlar armor and protective armor
pretty fucked over right there

>>6912

Dragunov SVD
Two Glock 39s
Katana
Unlimited Ammunition
Deck of Cards
Rooftop
School bus
Megan Fox fuck year
Its been raining for days, hard for zombies to detect me, but have bad diarrhea
...Dressed like Ronald McDonald....

BOSS: Zombie Overmind

I think I have a fighting chance.

I love the future it's my favorite site and better than 420chan in every single way.

NUMBERS:2346
MAIN WEAPON:Hunting Xbow
With: Bayonet Attachment
Secondary is a: Soft Air Gun
Reflex Sight Attachment(putting on cross bow)
CQB weapon : Garden Rake
48x Beer for survaival Gear
Dressed Like a hobo
In a lighthouse
With a Rusty Car (unreliable)
With Expendable Beaver
Zombies Aproaching from small bridge, lighthouse has no door, sidekick dies on first zombie wave
FINAL BOSS: Night Stalker Pack:
can jump up to 5m vertically, comes at night, likes to creep in the shadows and attack when you least expect it. Weak to damage.
3days of survival 4th day boss arives
HOW DO I DO IT?

Day 1
first I find all the scrap wood and fortify my position, then I take all the beer and extra cans and using the lighthouse lightbulb as a heat source attempt to extract pure alcohol and put it in any kind glass container I could find(probably the spare lighthouse lightbulbs).
I'd mount the rake to the door and then tie it back with rope so it would kill the first zombie through the door.(reseting it each day)
I would take the unreliable car push it to block the bridge (assuming theres only one entrance), and make sure the highbeam lights work I would then remove the car battery and lights from it (assuming theres only one entrance) and place them so there is little shadow in the light house. and the door is well lit.
Finally depending on how long it took to purify the alcohol I would put it in the big spare lighthouse lightbulb and hoist it up above the door and then I would fasten the lighthouse lighting system so it would spark the alcohol and then I could choose to drop the firebomb on a zombie wave of my choice.
Like the twist and my sidekick name suggest Expendable Beaver dies on the first night, I would just sit up in the lighthouse and shoot the zombies as they are stuck on my rusty car barrier. Then after killing them I would collect my crossbow bolts and replenish my ammo.

Day 2
I move the firebomb I made and put it inside the top of the lighthouse
Zombies come this time they have enough to slide over one another and a few of them make it past the car. Not much problem just shoot most of them before they make it and kill the rest on the bridge. Then I would take all the bodies and put them on the oposite side of the car so they made a human barrier.

Day 3
I would start off by taking some of the zombie leg bones and sharpining them into spears and dig punji pits, also I would smother myself in the zombie blood (to help throw my scent off of them). I would rip up the top of the rusty car so it was jagged and would tear up flesh when they tried to climb it. Last but not least I would fashion some of the bones into spears and take a position on a high place in the lighthouse. The zombies come this time in mass, some of them are stuck on the bridge behind the car and others are stuck on the car or are fumbling through the wall of dead zombies. Others fall into the punji pits and are killed finally some of them make it to the door and the first one is killed by the rake. Being forced through the only door a good chunk of them are killed by crossbow, others once inside cannot distinguish me from the others (because of scent) Those with eye sight can barely tell me appart due to my very trashy apearance plus smothered in blood(hobo cloathes and zombie blood) Then I would spear them from a distance with the bone spears. once I was done killing them I would place all the bodies around the lighthouse so it was hard to get in I would smother boiled zombie skin which is fat all over the sides of the building so it was slipery and hard to climb). Then I would clear out the punji pits and reset them and pull the car over to finish off the barrier.

Day 4 (BOSS LEVEL)
I would start by making a trap door exit in one of the walls reapply the zombie fat to the house and zombie blood to myself. I would also put zombie fat on the inside walls. I would take the airsoft pistol and take out the clip I would overload it and hang it upside down over the main floor of the room. Then I would ready my weapons spears and xbow and wait for nightfall. Once the nightstalkers arive (guessing around 5-10 of them) some possibly falling into the punji pits. once making it too the building they find they cannot climb the walls or brake them due to zombie fat and body barrier.
So they are forced to use the front door. First zombie is killed by the rake, then once they got inside I would turn on the lights and release the overloaded bbclip. The bbs would scatter everywhere drawing there attention to variouse places then I would shoot the first one I could with xbow Then start turing ligths on and off. Finally I would release and start the fire bomb. I would make my exit of the buildig as it burned to the ground and kill any of the night stalker zombies as they tried to exit.
THE END
P.S I do realize that alot of this is based on assumption and so forth and some of its not do able in the given time but it was all in the nature of good fun so chill.

rollin

6919

Gold AK-47
Unlimited Ammo
Dual Mac 10s
Gold Katana
Deck of Cards
Gold Samurai Armor
School
Gold Sports Car
Megan Fox (YES!)
Zombie Overmind
School is full of children who draw attention and hot teachers who want me to save them.

Boys, if this could be my reality I would be all for it. There's no way I couldn't win out under these conditions.

>>6920

Oh. My strategy would be to fuck megan fox.

Then I would put on my armor and walk around outside the school spraying down zombies until I got bored. Then I would fuck megan fox again. After that I would stuff a bunch of children in the trunk of my custom gold car and put 3 children in the back, and give them the 2 mac 10s and the gold ak-47 and tell them to shoot out the windows while I drive them to somewhere safe. The passenger seat would contain megan fox who would be giving me road head.

I would repeat this for the rest of the 3 days and move the children to whatever is safe. Then when psy zombie came I would go on the roof with my AK-47 and force two children to run outside with the 2 mac 10s. After leaving them to lure out psyzombie, I would hose it with 7.5 mm rounds from the roof tops. Then I would have an orgy with megan fox and the hot teachers.

ummmmm

>>6926

Hunting Crossbow with unlimited ammo
Dual Mauser c96
Gold Katana (That's fucking useless)
Deck of cards
Wearin nothing but sunglasses
On a small island rocking a segway
Megan Fox as a sidekick
Island full of zombie kids and I have no shoes
Zombie Overmind

Well I'd give the glocks to Megan while I unload with my unlimited crossbow bolts.

rolling

Gotta love me some Megan Fox. Rollin!

>>6936
crossbow
unlimited ammo
Beretta Px4
dual pistols (FUCK YES)
gold katana
deck of cards....
...sunglasses... deal with it
Megan Fox (get fucked all day)
zombies from bridge, Megan dies (still fuck her)
zombie overmind

>>6934
XM109 hell yeah especialy with
unlimited ammo
PX4 storm
dual pistol
katana [eh]
deck of card that blows
casual
light house
classy shoes
megan fox
bridge, megan dies, i would fuck her before and after her death
zombie overmind: they can only kill from 30m, so with my .50 sniper and unlimited ammo, on a bridge that bottle necks them, i would just keep them away, and keep my dead megan fox sex doll till she starts to stink.

ROLLIN

>>6944
Xm109
grenade launcher attachment
gold desert eagle
duel pistols
12 bear traps
deck of cards
spiderman costume
The white house
skateboard
dog
get raped by zombies
Zombie overmind

i can do this shit

rollan

>>6911
ROLLIN!

Rollin'

>>6960

SPAS-12
Unlimited Ammunition
SIG P229
Dual Pistols
Golden Katana
Deck of Cards
Football Gear
Treehouse
Oldschool Race Car
Megan Fox
Zombified Family
Zombie Prowler Pack

rolling

>>6911
rollin

Rollan

>>6969
Hunting X bow
Unlimited bolts
Sig p229
Unlimited Ammo
Katana Custom gold
Deck of cards
Samurai armor custom gold
Creepy forest
Sports car custom gold
Megan Fox
1 am lost
Zombie overmind

Me gusta.

I can do this!

lol, playing a "rolling" game on one of the slowest boards

you dumbasses

Roll'in

>>6972
Trolling on a rolling game on one of the slowest boards.
Dumbass/10

no bump lol

oh my

Rollin

rollin because fuck it

>>6984
XM109
Silver bullets
Dual gold desert eagles
Gold katana
Deck of cards
Casual Dress
Mountain cabin
Classy pair of shoes
Megan Fox
Ample food supply, sidekick turns cannibal and tries to kill me (fucking women)
Telepath that can walk through walls but needs line of sight

Well then.

rolling

>>6989
Gold AK-47
Unlimited Ammunition
S&W 66
Duel Pistols
Gold Katana
Deck of Cards
Gold Samurai Armor
Mountain Cabin
Gold Sports Car
Megan Fox
Ample food supply, sidekick turns cannibal and tries to kill me
Zombie Overmind

Sounds Fun!!!

Rollin'

rolodex

rolls

roll

Left a good job down in the city,
workin' for the man every night and day,
but i never saw the good side of the city,
'till I hitched a ride on the river boat queen.

roll

ROLLING

roolol

>rolling on a board that has 1 post per hour

keep rollin'

jizz

>>6911

"Peter Quince at the Clavier" is a poem from Wallace Stevens's first book of poetry, Harmonium. The poem was first published in 1915 in the "little magazine" Others: A Magazine of the New Verse (New York), edited by Alfred Kreymborg

This should be good.

A scoped Mauser C96, a G36 with tracer ammo, a muthafuckin hazmat suit, rollerblades (well fuck), the last KFC bucket (I shall trap black folks and eat them), fucking zombie hordes, A MOTHERFUCKING HUNTING SPEAR, get to choose my sidekick and I choose either Breivik or Meghan Fox hmmm considering I'll have bad diarrhea for choosing bad drinking water I think I will go with my trusty Aryan nationalist sidekick and not embarrass myself in front of Miss Fox. Though me may buttrape me for being a Frenchman.

And it all begins on a small island.

rollin for insecurity boner

>>6911
rollingg

>>6911

>>7031
M60E3

>Tracers

Beretta

>scoped

MOTHERFUCKING HUNTING SPEAR
fried chikkins
Gangster
Lighthouse
Fortified Truck
I choose you Arnie

final boss: the horde

day the 1st:
send arnie to the bluff overlooking the bridge in the fortified truck and scoped out beretta (he has the skills), trunk of truck packed with his personal supply of hookers and kamikaze explosives.

weaken the bridge by using parts of it to "securely" barricade the open front door

lie in loft on the sub conserving ammo with perfect headshots every time (fuck i wish i had the dragunov) getting my dick sucked by one of arnie's hookers and slowly munching the chicken, arnie draws attention and has to suicide bomb the bridge.

day the 2nd:

running low on chicken, eat the whore instead

barricade holds up but the rotting carcasses start to deteriotate it

day the 3rd:
almost out of ammo, had to burn down the staircase to the top of the lighthouse as barricade collapsed, its alright though at least i have chikkin

final day:
see the horde coming over the bluff, theres too many, oh so many.
im out of ammo.
hop myself up on the last of the final bucket, adrenaline like nothing else, grab my mighty hunting spear and warpaint myself with hooker blood.

abseil down the side of the light house, swim across the broken bridge, meet the horde head on in the raging spirit of a true viking gangster.

realise zombies are roody-poo and proceed to leisurely kill them all

Before I start. I just gotta say your nine column is kinda retarded.
Firstly AK-47s are norther best choice because when you shoot them the barral litteraly bends and ducks up your shot. Samurai swords (even authentic) have provan to be an ineffective zombie weapon. A sports car would be the worst form of movement. The best being a bike. And that bitch would prolly get herself killed but whatever

Ok so l got a 7037
So morter. I suppose i could fortify my base with it. And it would be handy to take out human attackers
tracer ammo. So I guess that makes my morter shoot incindeary rounds.
Berretta. I guess that's... cool
Handgun scope. Sigh. It sounds like I wont be on the front lines very much. But at least my shelter will be well fortified.
hunting spear. Unless I'm fighting one zombie this is pretty much useless
A bucket of kfc. It would make a good bargaining tool with fellow survivors so it has some use
Taliban. Honestly that sounds alright with me seeing as its the only one out of everything.g on the list actually used in combat
Ok now we are getting somewhare. A small island easy to fortify and lack of zombies allows me to focus on building up defenses. Also gives passing ships a safe place to trade fried chicken.
rollerblades. Useless on an island covers in sand. I suppose I could take them apart and use the pieces for...something
I get to choose from all you people. Anyone who has a boat come on down
Well shit just got gay. Island is full of, zombie children. Well shit
zombie hoard
Well I'm fucked

Godzilla

iswiddysciddly

ROLLING

>>7073
tracer ammo
hunting spear
FPSRussia
ARLS
Spiderman
skateboard
water blaster 4200
waterpark
TRIPPING BALLS (nice entertainment)
a scope for my water blaster
a bucket of chicken
and roody poo zombies


GG

roland

Mortar
Tracer Ammo
Waterblaster 4200
Handgun Scope Attachment
Hunting Spear
The Last Bucket
Taliban Clothing
Water Park(fuck yeah water blaster)
Bicycle
Choose a sidekick:

>6914 you're my sidekick bro i'll cover you while you piss shit

Fuck yeah perfect weather and I get to trip balls
Zombie boss is jolly african-americans and I have the last bucket. fuck.


It'd be a pretty rad apocalypse, really.

rollan

THIS ROODY-POO BE ROLLING

rollos

grawl

DIICCKKSSS EVERYYWHHEERRREE

Ro-ro-rollin'.

if I get quads I'm calling a nuclear strike on this thread.

brolin nb

rollin

>>6911
arrrrr

Rololo

>>6911
quick rollin!

rollin

Big money big money no wammy,stop

rollin rollin rollin

>>7178
H&K G36C, hazmat suit, roller blades
water blaster 4200, water park, perfect weather/tripping for 12 hours
hollow point amm, machete, fps Russia sidekick
handgun scope attachment, last bucket of kfc, brown zombies want my chicken

Sound like fun, i would be running around while tripping in a water park for the first 12 hours with a water gun with a scope with fps Russia to kill all the zombies. I feel like i would be very well equipped to survive 3~ days especially vs zombies in a water park. I would just climb up a slide and fend off zombies from a height advantage and there's a very easy escape if over run, assuming zombies can barely swim and are slow i should be able to make it to another slide tower. FPS Russia and me would take turns fending off zombies from the slide towers and slowly ration out the KFC. End boss wouldn't be too hard because the towers provide great choke points with easy escape.

sure.... why not

SPAS 12
hollow point ammunition (fml)
S & W 66
handgun scope attachment
hunting spear
the last bucket of KFC
football gear
mountain cabin
old school race car
FPS russia
ample food suppy, FPS russia turns into a cannibal and tries to kill me
zombies hunt me down for my chicken

SHE MEANS IT

>>6911
Rollin

Revved up; preparing to roll out

so, give it a try

rolling

>>7200
mortar
Hollow point bullets
double amunition
I think I have a mac 10 too if I'm reading this right

Lets see here. Nb.

rolling

rollin

rolololololol

>>6911
I hope i'm a duck

rololololo

rollinn

seems to me like i'm fucked

handgun scope
bucket of chicken
zombie horde
armour peircing rounds
hockey stick
im either with forever alone or by myself
water pistol
at the waterpark
nice weather but im trippin balls
steyr
hobo style
unreliable rusty car

rawling

rollin rollin rollin

>>7578
H&K G36C
Armor Piercing
Waterblaster 4200
Handgun Scope
Field Hockey Stick
The last bucket of KFC
Horde of Zombies
Last person alive
Hazmat Suit
Rollerblades
WaterPark
Nice weather but Trippin Balls

Idk how fucked i am, The G36 and armor piercing rounds im ok with but the waterblaster and scope for said waterblaster is straight wtf status, maybe i can put holy water in them...then again these are zombies not vampires. Hockey stick kind of sucks but maybe it can dispatch 2 or 3 zombies before breaking. FUCK YEA KFC imma eat the shit outta that and wear the bucket as a helmet. Idk if it means im the last person or with forever alone guy, either way, no real help there and i might just kill myself cuz no means of perpetuating the species/no need to put myself through hell for no reason. Hazmat suit is cool i guess, idk at least im safe if its airborn or something. Rollerblades...at leasti dont have to run but im always in need of concrete for this....no escaping into the woods. Waterpark is okay i guess, can try to get them all stuck in the deep pool. Nice weather is a plus but if im trippin balls i want to know what on. If it's mushrooms i feel like that might give me a bonus, add to my primal instincts and all.

This is how I roll --------------------------------------------------------^^^^

>>7580
SPAS 12
AP Rounds
S&W 66
Handgun Scope Attachment
Field Hockey Stick
The Last Bucket
Football Gear
Mountain Cabin start
Oldschool Race Car
I Stand Alone
Sidekick turns cannibal?
Call the Horde

First I would like to point out that I am a crazy fucking bastard that lives in a mountain cabin alone. Over the years I have gathered random objects lost in the woods and trinkets that have floated down river. From these meager supplies I have been able to assemble two very good weapons to defend my position. A shotgun for close quarters massacre and a scoped revolver for mid-range assassinations. The field hockey stick is useful in a pinch, but mostly for keeping myself entertained by playing one-man hockey with rolling zombie heads. As it turns out I am the last human to survive the apocalypse, but such seclusion and solitude has led to the splitting of my personality. On one hand I am an All-American Man stuck in the 30s complete with a leather-head football uniform and a rally racing car, but the other hand is a stark contrast. After finding the bloated remains of a child in the river near my mountain home my psyche collapsed recreating this fat kid as my second personality. Usually we get along just fine, but his hunger seems unsatiable. Even with all the food in the world he needs more and finds himself looking at the All-American athlete with an aching stomach. The many bite marks on my arms are not from zombies, but from my own mouth when I cannot control the Fat Kid personality. One day though I find the last bucket of the Colonel's chicken in the river miraculously unscathed. Being an All-American I see fried chicken as a corner stone of nutrition, but the Fat Kid cannot control himself. We tussle and wrestle for hours on end until we hear the shambling and low guttural call of the zombie horde. I promise the Fat Kid all the chicken in the world if he only helps me defend the cabin. He agrees, but only after I give him a taste of the original recipe. For a moment I thought he would bite my fingers off, but I still have all 9.

They come as expected as we use our mountain-man hunting skills to our advantage picking them off. The ones that get caught in the traps are no threat, but they keep coming. All the ammo in the world isn't enough. They gain on our position before finally it is useless to defend. We hop in the derby car and race down the mountain side. I look at the passenger seat where I see the Fat Kid eating the fried chicken. He seems so happy. He is finally satiated. He offers me a wing and I graciously accept. As I take the first bite of that wing the derby car hits a fallen log and we roll ten times over destroying the car. I lay there bleeding out from a puncture to the lung, but I am happy that I am not dying alone. The Fat Kid looks sad to see me go. The grease on his chin doesn't make it any more reverent, but the tears welling up in his eyes remind me of when I was just a boy. A chubby young boy with no friends who occupied his time eating chicken and watching football. Flipping through vintage catalogs reminiscing of days in the far past when everything in America and the world seemed "right." But those times are over. My last words to the Fat Kid are simple, "get your fill kid. It only goes downhill from here." I swear that the kid is crying over me, but some semblance of my sanity returns in my final moments of death as I see the zombies feasting on my stomach searching for the Colonel's secret recipe. I laugh at the thought.

rollinz

derp

rollin.

>>6911
fuck

ROLLIN'

>>7591
I ride around the White House grounds in my fortified truck, roadpasting zeds all day erry day, stopping ahead of the horde to pop heads and thin the mob with single shots from my gold plated deagle and head-level sweeps from my M-60.
I eat the chicken in front of the zeds LIKE A GANGSTER.
Twist, I only shoot the mingers. If I'm the last human and the zeds want to rape me, they can damn well take it out in trade and use a condom. AND CALL ME MR. PRESIDENT AND SING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

fuck why not

DICKS EVERYWHERE

ROLLIN! hope i do well

first time ever rollin this shit

>>7614
XM109 Sniper Rifle + Silencer
Casual wear + classy shoes
Glock 39 + Scope
Rooftop
Raining for days -> being harder to detect but diarrhea from drinking it
Fiber wire for close combat
Last bucket of chicken wings
Sidekick: Anders Breivik (fuck yes)
Boss: hundreds of zombies

Well obviously i'm gonna send out children to get more supplies from stores and just wait for day 4 on the rooftop. fuck the rain, i'm building a fort with tables and chairs. i'm pretty sure the last day is not gonna be any problem since i can stay out of range and use the children as shield. the fibre wire is only gonna come in handy when there's a hot female teacher or highschool seniors in the building.

easy mode.

>>7615
forgot abour the sidekick. not sure if i'm gonna need him so he can just watch the backside of the school and chill out.

rollan

Rollin on y'all niggas

Roll

rollan

Sort of want

Rollin.

im gonna be the very best

>>6911
roll nigggggerr

>>6911 rollin :D

>>691rollin

roll..

Seems like an easy task..

rolling

>>7693
Automatic Rocket Launcher Sentry with Silencer
Custom Gold Desert Eagle with Handgun Scope
Fiber Wire
The Last Bucket of KFC
Spiderman Clothing
Skateboard
Sidekick: Anders Brevick
Location: White House
Twist: Zombie Rapists
Boss: Horde of Roody-Poo Zombies

I'd hole up in some secret tunnel in the White House and plant my Rocket Sentry up by the door and barricade the entrance. I'd just guard the chicken until all dem roody poo rapist zombies come for where I use the chicken to distract the horde in front of the rocket turret, while I ride off on my skateboard through one of the tunnel system exits. Gotta hope chicken ranks higher than rape.

rollin

shits and giggles

>>6911
pretty kewl :P

Roll 'em

Primary Weapon > Diamonds
Handgun > Mauser
Mods > Handgun scope
Close Range > x8 land mines
Survival: Last bucket of motherfuckin' K-fry
Clothing: Football Gear (yes)
Start: Rooftop
Transport > Old school race car
Sidekick > Should have been Bryan Cranston
Twist > Rainy weather, harder to detect, but diarrhea or someshit.
Boss > Zombie Overmind ( Can walk through walls for some reason, needs a line of sight to attack with telepathy, but maybe he can read my mind and we can reason shit out, if not, it's ok, I'm on a roof, he can't fucking fly)

I'm not very fucked, maybe just slightly.

I survive on the rooftop with the bucket of K-Fry, it'd last me a while, assuming that it's an original recipe, and family variety. After things start looking dismal on the roof top, I scout out for my old school hot rod that I had just traded half of my quantity of diamonds for, before the holocaust began. I notice a few survivors' heads exploding in the distance while observing it with my scope, and recognize a small nerdy child that used to go to my nephews high school. He's got glasses, braces, the works. Unfortunately for the cave-troll virgin that is him, he has joined the other side. But all of those years spent modding Oblivion and masturbating to progressively harsher porn has warped this boy's mind into a telepathic phenom, and he can now control telepathic wave-lengths at short distances. I observe his butt hurt expression whilst he implodes the skulls of the scarce living. "He's a doozey" I say aloud, chuckling at my originality. Days pass, and I decide it's time to retrieve my vehicle. On the way to my ride, I see an old friend of mine, B-ry Cranston, busting domes as he rolls through the suburban street in a well fitted R-V. He pulls over after decimating the asses of the un-dead, and yells "It should have been me" through the window. I know this guy still holds reason. I sprint to my Hot rod, but suddenly feel the tireless burn of fluid feces lashing it's way towards my rim. I've got to make this ride. As I near the vehicle, the burning turns into a cool sensation as the soggy stool slides down my left leg, staining my torn slacks further. No matter, I'm in the comfort of my 1920's packard roadster, set to blaze the new frontier of contagious death as I see fit, with all of the blue meth a post apocalyptic doom rider could dream of.

rollin

Rooooollllllaannnd

>>7726
Wait there's only four numbers, shall i roll again? Do not answer that! I *shall* roll again.

Rooooooooooolllllllllllaaaaannnnnd nb

>>7727
and one last roll nb

Primary Weapon> Diamonds
Handgun> Glock 39
Gun Modification> Handgun Scope attatchment
Close Range> 8x Mines
Survival Gear> The Last Bucket
Clothing> Taliban
Start Location> Rooftop
Transportation> Bike
Sidekick> A Black Guy
Zombie Boss> Call of the Horde

have no idea whats going on

rolling

rølling

roll yo

ROLLING YO

Might as well.

>>7752
Primary weapon is a Dragunov SVD (yes!) made of diamonds, bitch.
My handgun is a Smiff an' Wesson 586 with a scope.
I have eight mines as backup.
I also have The Last Bucket for trading.
I rock the Ronald Mc Fucking Donald look.
I apparently live in a tree house, which would've been my first choice anyway.
I drive around in a school bus.
I have a Bait (he'll probably try to steal my bucket as soon as he can).
My family is now zombies ;____;
Fuck yes, loads of zombies! I'll die in a blaze of glory!

might as well.

God damn it I hate zombies

rold

roll

i might survive, idk

roll

I Wonder.

i wonder

Rolling...

Roll

Roll roll roll

roll

rolling right along

Roll

rollololol

rOLL

ROLLAN!

Go, pikachu!

go on then just for shits and giggles

RAPE KREW FUCK SHIT UP

rollin

>>6911
Les see what we got

>>6911
roll

high and commercial break in ironman, lets do this

rolll

Rollin in the deep

>>6911
Fuck, go on then.

rollllliiiinnnngggg

>>7853
Primary weapon: automatic rocket launcher sentry
Handgun: S&W 586 with scope attachment and silver bullets
Close range: Nunchucknorris... great
Survival gear: The last bucket of KFC
Clothing: Ronald Mcdonald outfit
Start Location: shopping mall
Transportation: School Bus with busted windows
Sidekick: "live to win" by Paul Stanley
Twist: 3 hours until zombies come and people in the mall are being douchebags but its ok because they're unarmed.
Zombie Boss: hundreds of zombies mass at the mall in search for the last bucket of fried chicken.

How fucked am I?: Not fucked at all.

With "live to win" by Paul Stanley playing, I look at my situation with victory in mind. I give the douchebag survivors with me a couple pieces of chicken, and scatter the rest outside the mall. They are now the bait. As a token of gratitude, I give my Nunchucknorris to the douchebag who I hate the least. I search the mall for food other than chicken and take it for myself. I then mount the automatic rocket launcher sentry onto the school bus, with my trusty S&W 586 in hand, and complete with Mcdonalds attire, I hit the road.

Although I probably die later.

keep rollin, rollin, rollin wat

rollin

>>6911
Roll to the double in

rollin'

roll

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My God, the zombies got them while they were still rolling.

i wil now roll

rollin'

Roller!

rolling

Papayas

well lets see

>>7983
PBGR
Automatic Rocket Launcher Sentry
Unlimited Ammo
S&W66
Handgun Scope
Katana (custom gold)
Last Bucket o' KFC
Ronald McDonald's clothes
Mountain Cabin
School Bus (busted windows)
Megan Fox
Ample food, sidekick turns cannibal
Lots of jolly african-american zombies try to steal mah chicken. I think I'll be ok though, what with my fucking automatic rockets with infinite ammo. I'd fuck megan fox a few times before she tried to eat me that psycho bitch.

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (what?) keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

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rowlin

CommentDICKS

I somehow ended up at the white house, wearing only sunglasses with Megan Fox. I'm armed with a crossbow and unlimited bolts; a scoped, gold plated D.Eagle; and a Golden Katana. I also managed to get the last bucket of fried chicken.

Unfortunately, 'my flesh has a bad smell', and zombies try to rape me. Which is quite unfortunate because I'm naked and my final boss is an ultra-massive horde of zombies. I don't think I'm going to get away on my segway.

I think I'm going to get fucked OP.
Literally

Rollin

>>8005
Rockin the Hobo gear
Driving around in my sweet ass bug
8x C4
A hunting spear
My sidekick will be Duke Nukem
An AUG with tracer rounds
A Mac-10 with tracer ammunition
I start off in a school with hot teacher that want me to help xhildren escape but I say fuck that and have sex with rape the teachers and kill the childrens
my last boss is a tank (fuck)

rolling for great justice

roll

rollin

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>>8012
YEAH SON!

>Glorious SVD
>Stylish as fuck
>M.Fox
>C4 to take out tank
>Fortified Truck

Zombies,are you even trying?

rollin

they see me rolling, they hatin

rawlin

rolling

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Rolling for great justice

rawllling bawlz

rawhide

rollin

BY THE GODS

BY ODIN'S SPERM COUNT

ROLL

ROLLIN ONCE MORE!

rolling. I'm fucked.

rollin

>>6911
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>>6911
rollin

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Roll

They see me rowling

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roll out

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>>6911
Well shit, nigga. Roll out, mari-heads.

rollin bones tonight

rolling

>>6911
Roll roll roll

>>6911
how fucked you say

Niggaaaaaa

ROLLO

>>6911
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>>6911

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>>8553
lol score! Arnold + automatic rocket launcher sentry.

Rollin'

Rollin.

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Rolling~!

>>8574
Weapon: XM109 Sniper Rifle.
Add-on: Armor Piercing Ammo
Handgun: Water blaster
Gun Mods: Flashlight
Close Range: Field Hockey Stick
Survival Gear: 8x C4 Explosive
Clothing: Casual
Start Location: Water park.
Transportation: Classy pair of shoes.
Sidekick: Arnold motherfucking Schwarzenegger
The Twist: The weather is perfect but I'm tripping balls for a bit.
Zombie boss: Tank. Slow but incredibly strong, can break walls and knock down trees, Can take heavy damage and dislikes silver.
Overall, I think I got a pretty shitty combination. The sniper rifle would be good for attacking the enemy in the head, taking him down slowly. Armor piercing ammo is nice with that as well, it'd do massive damage. My water blaster is useless, but the water park is basically unlimited ammo. I won't need a flashlight since the weather is nice. My hockey stick will not phase the tank but the C4 would be nice to protect my shelter. Arnold could also distract the monster with the water gun. I'll look pretty nice at least, and I'm just a little tripped out. I'll probably end up dying. God. Fucking. Damnit.

roollll

Roll for epic equipment.

Rolling

yoyo i rollol

>>8580
I am the last human alive and my sidekick turned cannibal and tried to eat me.... wat.

On the plus side I got mountain cabin for the win. Plus a shotgun, revolver, AP rounds, and that kickass old-school race car. Lets do this.
nb for second post.

AWE SHIT NIGG NOGS

welp i guess i shall post in this shit

>>8585
Steyr AUG : FUCK!
AP ammo : Great I will now be fighting robot mechs
S&W 66 : notbad.png
Flashlight : WE TACTICOOL NOW!
Hockey Stick : useless
C4 x8 : Good find torvarisch!
Homeless : not too far off from norm
Mountain Cabin : if in swiss cheeseland or montanna FUCK YEAH anywhere else mini-FUCKYEAH
Broken Volkwagen Bug : Fuck yeah I am in the ALPS!
Forever Alone : life story
Ample food but sidekick turns on me and tries to eat me : lol i attackself?
Tank : well i got silverboolits and i can run and hide so not too fucked

I think I might could manage if i didnt go insane

Rolling...

>>8595
Stery Aug, AP Ammo, Desert Eagle, Flashlight Attachment, Hockey Stick (fuck), 8x C4, Homeless, The White House, Rusty Car, No Companion, Rapist Zombies, Tank.
Rely on DEagle, not AUG. Clear out entire building & loot guns from secret service. Lock down building, thus keeping out ordinary zombies. Enter president's bunker, thinking I'm totally safe. Tank arrives on the 4th day, tearing blast door off its hinges. Fuck. As tank approaches, throw down 6 C4 in 1 glob & detonate at tank's feet. Tank is stunned & severely hurt; run. Now alone in D.C.; hop into rusty car to escape. Doesn't start. Tank busts out from White House wall. Unload full clip of AP AUG ammo into chest. Still alive. Mad dash to Oval Room; grab real silverware. Pack into 1 C4 & Detonate as tank gets close. Tank now critical; finish with AP DEagle round to face. Rapist zombies closing in. Create opening through horde using last C4. Hijack nice car GTA style. Drive to Washington Harbor; steal boat & find nice island in Chesapeake.

Alternatively, begin clearing of secret service from White House using DEagle. Zombama comes in from behind & buttrapes me. Shoot self in head.

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>>8606
too hihg

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>>6911
seems fun

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reply

I checked this board out of curiosity, I didn't think I'd want to post something

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why not

>>8663

Rollin'...

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rawling

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Rawhide

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how does work?

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>>8693

Good sir I lol'd.

let's just see.

rollin

just here for a quick roll up

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nah bro im set

rollan

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doing the reroll

one last time..

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>>8757
I've got a .44 mag and a shit ton of diamonds, in a tree house, this shall be intruiging

rolloled

>>8768
Hot damn, A pocket full of diamonds, 8 pack o' C4, 8 pack o' Landmines and my trusty 229 pistol. wearing nothing but a hazmat suit and rollerblades scooting away into a world of dreams

rawlin xD

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here we go

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trollin

This is my roll!

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>>6911
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>>6911

rawlin

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Keep Rollin'

Fuck I'm sleepy. ROlling anyways.

dey see me rollin

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roll that dice and roll my face!

>>8888

Rollin'

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>>6911
Rollin.

Rollin and trollin

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>>6911
rollin balls

bitch better have my money.

give it a roll

i don't even know how this shit works

>>8941
Good. I like your choice in websites. We should chill some time

lets roll this
btw that segway made me lol

roll my nig

>>6911
Let do this

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>>8991

Pretty sure it doesn't get better.
-M60E3
-Unlimited Ammo
-Custom Gold D. Eagle
-Flashlight Attachment
-Custom Gold Katana
-Gangster Outfit
-Megan Fox
-Infected Rectum (not awesome)
-Tank (easy to kill with what I'm packing)

-White House
-Fortified Truck

llor

>>9000
Hell yeah. My roll has 3 0's.

-Spas-12
-Tracer ammo
-Mac-10
-Unlimited Ammo (FUCK YEH)
-Hunting Spear
-Yellow fishing rod
-Football gear
-School
-Oldschool race car
-I pick my companion. I choose crazy Anders Behring Breivik.
-School is full of children
-Super Zombie

But I use my amazing triple 0 powers to change the last one from Super Zombie to Zombie Crows. Let them eat the school children.

Rolling

Rolling

one o deez

>>9006
totally boned.
got x-bow, tracer ammo, mac-10, unlimited ammo, hunting spear, fishing rod, sunglasses only, school with kids, fucking segway, choose arnold, up against super zombie

Rollan'.

>>6911
spas, unlimited ammo, s&w 66, all attachments, katana, 100g of weed,hobo style, at the waterpark tripping mad balls, arnold, and the super zombie.

rawl

Rolling, nb.

9031

Spas-12, tracer ammo, Beretta Px4, unlimited ammo, hunting spear, fishing rod, football gear, small island, oldschool race car, I choose >>7029 as my sidekick. The zombies approch from a bridge and my sidekick dies on the first wave. My boss is the super zombie.

I actually love how this turned out xD I get nice firepower with ∞ ammo, and I start out on a small island which is my ideal plan anyway. I don't really care what car I got, but football gear is shitty. The fishing rod could be useful, but the spear is useless, lol. Too bad zombies kill >>7029, but hey, at least I get his rollerblades and hazmat suit, lol. Wish I got some C4, though. Would be useful for fucking up those zombies coming over the bridge, lol.

ROLLIN

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (whaaaat)

rohohohohol

may as well roll

Rollinnnn

rolz

Rollllin

Let's go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKG-xp1M_64

Rolling hard.

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>>6911

Rolling

dammit

>>6911
lets see what happens

>>9176
i'm guessing is my post?

Andddd

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>>9175
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>>6911

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>>6911
Rolling for hero.