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holy moley by Hugh Domblewell - Wed, 16 Sep 2015 14:40:37 EST ID:fpMCEt5Z No.130426 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so, /ga/,

does my skin disqualify me from random hookups (which i would very much like to pursue) and should i just focus on finding quote true love unquote, i.e. somebody who will love me for my oh so great personality and accept my spotty body as it is? or should i continue trying to get ripped and eventually try to pick up someone, maybe insist on lights off lol? also i have a nice cock i think. is there hope?

srsly, this is ruining my life and i'm depressed as fuck - for someone to react negative to me naked is the biggest worry i have

on a more general note - how do YOU cope with the things you don't like on your body and/or thing which are objectively considered deficiencies?

pic related - me - the birthmarks are on my chest and back and this is under strong lights, other parts of body significantly less covered

kind words and advice very much appreciated
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Ebenezer Wipperfield - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 12:51:45 EST ID:WOrJRC8O No.130579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your body is perfect and your moles are cute. Do not let them get in the way of you having fun.
Oliver Paffingchark - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:17:58 EST ID:uQ+kmjKQ No.130974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a shitload of birth marks too. None of my hookups ever cared.
Don't worry OP.
Jarvis Nickleson - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 00:05:04 EST ID:KZQU0ef8 No.130976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd suck your D.

Grindr et al are superficial but you look hot. If someone is turned off by your birth marks they don't deserve your dick. Personally, I think they are way cute.

I don't think there are gay men without body issues. It gets in the way both true love and cheap sex. I hate how much I hate myself.

Conflicted about fucking by Jenny Hushsut - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 08:15:32 EST ID:R+gc/CAJ No.130961 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Preface: while this is completely a whiny, "oh please solve my problems" post, I would really also like to hear if other people are/have been similarly conflicted, and why they feel that way.

So I'm in a weird state; I've fucked two people in my lifetime (one of which a moderate amount of times, up to current day), all of which were strictly bottoming. The fantasy and the idea are very clear in my head, and I get off strongly to the fantasy.

The reality has never been good, at least in comparison to how I get myself off. Am left wondering if it's a fluke of sample size, or if I actually am not into being fucked, despite brain's insistence, or just that the situation reflects that I don't particularly care about the people I'm fucking (essentially acquaintance level hookups).

I just feel basically lost about my sexuality, and frustrated that I'm having so much anxiety over it. I have no idea if I even want to look for guys or girls, I just feel so completely out of touch with what I want, that it's easier to just not do anything.

What the fuck am I doing wrong?
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Eugene Drendleforth - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 02:58:52 EST ID:KZQU0ef8 No.130969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay find someone you really like.
Try to ride their dick instead of them fucking you.
Play with your cock at the same time.
Apps and social networking. Grindr is a cesspool but a very crowded cesspool. OkCupid is less about casual sex more about romance. YMMV
Caroline Driffingfoot - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 03:56:49 EST ID:R+gc/CAJ No.130970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks, straightforward as fuck. Will do what I can.
Jarvis Nickleson - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 19:33:26 EST ID:KZQU0ef8 No.130973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No need to rush things. Anxiety is a bitch sometimes.

Cock Rate Thread by Alice Doshhall - Mon, 22 Sep 2014 18:32:21 EST ID:SD+/ZHQJ No.127529 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Nigger Nallytuck - Wed, 21 Oct 2015 18:36:13 EST ID:SOHEl07D No.130687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Bipperlock - Thu, 22 Oct 2015 11:30:56 EST ID:64bu6ceD No.130706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I want to sit on that.
Edwin Cimmlehin - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 15:07:35 EST ID:Dz9ErQxj No.130972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just can't get enough... by Beatrice Nimmerdone - Sat, 30 May 2015 06:22:35 EST ID:/A7OQlAR No.129792 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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(girly boys)
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INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 23:44:00 EST ID:I2qWqtBR No.130942 Report Quick Reply

oh my
Fucking Bremmerville - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 14:49:55 EST ID:EcxD4v7l No.130945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i feel like some of these pictures are like looking at 12 year old girls.. no boobs =\

still some are hawt..

.i feel a thread coming from this..
Edward Biblingcocke - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 23:48:23 EST ID:grCQZEUq No.130968 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Oh my god. I would sell my soul just for the chance to hold his cock in my throat while he cums. Does he have a name?

lols by Molly Trotshit - Sun, 22 Feb 2015 00:48:32 EST ID:ODUFT8XD No.129035 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sally suckmsilly - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 14:55:35 EST ID:G21vT925 No.130758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
come on ur fuckn sexy! yes some guys who suck dick & take it up the shitter are not always openminded but fuckem 2 lol! YOU are never alone the internet is full of abdl & make friends!
Nathaniel Sudgewell - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 20:46:51 EST ID:TFu4547b No.130767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's cute as fuck, I wouldn't mind him being into wearing diapers.

All you people who are into it should post some pics of you wearing it.
Chargles Gargglebottom - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 15:40:13 EST ID:Wx127dDe No.130963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Agreed. I also think that diversity should be celebrated, but it is so difficult when it's hard to understand (like diaper fetish).

I have had an unhealthy attraction to diapers since I was very young. So like other fetishes, my interest in diapers didn't pop up over night. When I think about my fetish objectively, I can come up with reasons that it's sexy but ultimately it exists purely because I get super horny thinking about it. I feel like anyone with a fetish can relate to this.

Clearly, people have a hard time coping with the thought of diaper fetish because of the human excrement. It's frustrating because for me, it's not about the piss or shit at all. It's about the diaper itself and how it feels on me and makes me feel. I came out to my boyfriend as Dl about 3 months ago (though he already knew cause he's a snoop). He told me he wanted to be supportive of it, which made me fall in love in with him all over again. Since then, he's been more so tolerant than supportive but that's okay. He's the first person I've ever come out to about it and it didn't destroy my life (yay!).

Also yah. More diapered boys.

Glory Glory by George Fandleladge - Mon, 09 Nov 2015 20:09:57 EST ID:pvTQ35ty No.130801 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a really big Glory Hole fetish. i just want to find a truck stop, sit in a stall, and suck faceless cocks.
How can i find something like this? just got back from a 13 hour car ride and had no luck randomly finding dudes to blow

I als hear they have glory holes in adult shops, but how can i find out
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James Collynune - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 07:25:40 EST ID:KZQU0ef8 No.130952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Take up vandalism and instal glory holes across this great nation.
Frederick Debberwater - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:10:03 EST ID:grCQZEUq No.130959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look up adult video stores in your area. Odds are good that they have video booths. If they have video booths, odds are very good that at least one set of booths will have a gloryhole. Often people will also leave their doors unlocked or even cracked to invite someone in. If you leave your door unlocked, you can expect someone to try and open it and you have to decide whether to invite him in or not.

Gloryholes are thrilling and some of the best orgasms I have ever had. That being said, it's scary as fuck fooling around with strangers for so many reasons. I think that was part of the thrill tho; my heart used to pound while I drove to the local video store.
Frederick Debberwater - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:11:53 EST ID:grCQZEUq No.130960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I forgot to mention that if you look the place up online, they usually have a website or phone number and you can outright ask them. They aint gonna know who you are or even care. One I used to go to even had a back entrance that went straight to the video booths.

Homegrown by Oliver Climblelire - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 00:10:22 EST ID:xTfhmJN1 No.130949 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Y'all like? :>
Ian Clenderchetch - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 21:03:01 EST ID:20fkD2Zb No.130958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That is one inviting hole! Hot spread, can you get a closeup please

crossdressing? by Edwin Basslenatch - Fri, 28 Mar 2014 03:59:22 EST ID:JiydGk+a No.125498 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i think its really hot, and a lot of fun
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Ian Pungerpedge - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 19:14:55 EST ID:+eZoccuq No.130954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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its meee again!
Sophie Dissledat - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 20:32:26 EST ID:D1V5VFjj No.130957 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You'd get a lot of attention if you were a bear.
Priscilla Bardstone - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 11:20:02 EST ID:3Dd2cKDk No.130971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
unfortunately, hes a human.

Cleaning before sex by Eliza Cezzlechut - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 19:09:45 EST ID:xJVy8kRQ No.130229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am requesting some assistance from you guys here.

I may be engaging in some sexual activity at some point soon, and if it goes to full on penetration, I need this issue to be resolved.

I am a virgin, but have used toys before, However most anytime I use toys, no matter how much I clean myself and try to make sure I am emptied out, My toys get dirty or there is a strait up mess that happens after I pull out that requires me to clean any material that it touches, or else my room starts to smell like shit.

If this happened while I was having sex with another person, I couldn't imagine the shame and disgust we would both feel. Any Advice?
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Shitting Drerrynig - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 18:51:26 EST ID:KbqLBZiw No.130244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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p.s. Hydration is important for healthy bowels. You should be drinking 80+ ounces of water a day.

it sounds kinda like 'WTF, I just wanna have sex, not change my lifestyle!' at first, but this is just basic inner body hygiene that a vast majority of americans do not ever follow and so we got all these weird poop problems and SHIT
Nathaniel Gurringford - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 12:45:00 EST ID:t5xlsq8M No.130296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I agree with what he said.

Even though you just want to put some cock in your ass, you should probably start making changes in your life for the better while you're at it. Trust us. When you start eating healthy, and doing cardio, making sure you're clean isn't as much of a concern.

If you don't want to do that, then douche your ass out several times until the water is clear. Enemas aren't necessary. You can use an enema to douche yourself out, but don't use an enema to enema yourself. Makes sense? Enema equals = 2 liters of water. Douche = A few fluid ounces. You're cleaning out your rectum and sigmoid, not everything else.

Something like this would work for you.

One love.
Jarvis Murdstock - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 21:30:43 EST ID:amsRhsp6 No.130956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what about using shower heads? i use my boyfriends removable shower head to shoot up in there and rinse. is that safe? we only meet up once or twice a week and I am not always the bottom

Fat twink fetish by Fucking Bessleshit - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 20:55:04 EST ID:Vj3ge9uh No.130822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am sick of seeing rail thin twinks. I prefer chubby twinks. Every time i search for chubby twinks or anything like that i get these grotesquely fat boys.

I want pic related.
Gimme that nasty shit /ga/
I wanna put it in yo nay nay
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James Collynune - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 07:23:44 EST ID:KZQU0ef8 No.130951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Atypical Androgyny? Full-figured femboys? Big beautiful bitch boys?
Lydia Shakehood - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 14:01:13 EST ID:qAaCJUAa No.130953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I never even considered the prospect of chubby twinks. I think I'm into this. Sadly, I have nothing to contribute. I didn't even know twinks could be chubby. I thought that was illegal.
Isabella Bibbersadge - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 20:38:01 EST ID:kMxstjEJ No.130955 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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