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Post your self, rate others by Nell Gecklestone - Wed, 01 Jan 2014 23:13:19 EST ID:dCsAQ3Q4 No.124346 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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wheee I rate myself 4/10
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Nicholas Pozzlelock - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 00:01:36 EST ID:WbW9hlbf No.125666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You remember me an old hippie folk i used to date, he was the sweetes person i ever meet...

7.5 for looks
10 for nostalgia

8.75/10 i guess

this^ makes the moist
Ebenezer Bardgold - Sat, 19 Apr 2014 04:08:19 EST ID:bGBpiU+0 No.125678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Polly Secklespear - Sat, 19 Apr 2014 07:57:45 EST ID:EMjwuWhK No.125679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have fantastic hair.

PiggyBum by PiggyBum - Fri, 18 Apr 2014 18:59:49 EST ID:LJD2Sj3e No.125677 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Enema by Clara Crabberford - Tue, 15 Apr 2014 09:10:14 EST ID:UPFE91xb No.125662 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So how does one properly clean out the butthole so raw anal can be performed like they do in the porno movies?
Nigger Duckham - Tue, 15 Apr 2014 10:03:38 EST ID:OPSFWKP8 No.125663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy generic storebrand enema.
Dump the enema water that you bought with into the sink or toilet
Refill it with lukewarm water and use the top of enema and insert it in your anus and squeeze the enema slowly so the water will go inside to your anus.
Hold it for little like 1 min or less, sit on the toilet and let to.
Do it again and again until you have nothing in your remains into water that you shat out.

By the way, porno usually edit those out parts but machofucker or TIM would show that scenes. You want to have good diet, i like to eat big salad because it clean me out asap and i use enema in 1 try.
I don't reccomend you doing this all the time when you bottom, just have good diet.
Nigel Furringfoot - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:17:14 EST ID:VoFWhDvO No.125675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't do it
just wipe a couple times before sex
I think that the people on tv have it right maybe and it really is clean except for a few naturally dirty (not their fault tho) people who must enema

and the rest of us smell good and have no feces
James Blumblekock - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 17:36:46 EST ID:OPSFWKP8 No.125676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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crossdressing? by Edwin Basslenatch - Fri, 28 Mar 2014 03:59:22 EST ID:JiydGk+a No.125498 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i think its really hot, and a lot of fun
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Jack Worthingfoot - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 23:45:38 EST ID:3iXwTdvw No.125672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You are perfect
Fuck Guttingkune - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 01:16:37 EST ID:EMjwuWhK No.125673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like ur peepee
Walter Claydale - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 01:31:22 EST ID:Xfg64v+E No.125674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
very nice

Rate my Meat by Matilda Dasslefield - Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:56:34 EST ID:t8p+43Jy No.115857 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Little self conscious over here. A lot of bitches that I show my cock too say shit like "huge, biggest I've ever seen, no way I'm fitting that inside of me..." Etc. But I'm pretty sure they are just exxagerating or trying to make me feel better.

Can you guys give me some feedback?
Thanks /Ga/
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Isabella Muzzlewater - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 07:35:11 EST ID:zF7YZI/6 No.125651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just made this vid. Enjoy!
Nigger Duckham - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 22:28:46 EST ID:OPSFWKP8 No.125660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hot...more please!
Sidney Sarryway - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 15:43:04 EST ID:S4y0InXe No.125670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
those balls are so virile and fecund

Rate my ass by Reuben Bibbersteck - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 04:45:45 EST ID:SkLlTew/ No.125667 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I look? ;)
Fanny Clerrybury - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 11:52:16 EST ID:XOeu2WZR No.125668 Ignore Report Quick Reply

More please.
Charles Buzzcocke - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 13:57:04 EST ID:HO7gURtb No.125669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd fuck you.
I agree with above post moreeee.

hmmm by Hotman - Sun, 13 Apr 2014 16:54:38 EST ID:wb3mdFhu No.125642 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hotman - Sun, 13 Apr 2014 17:43:33 EST ID:wb3mdFhu No.125644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Martin Duckstock - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 00:39:03 EST ID:G1vJ9YRi No.125648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can we keep it to one fucking dick thread please?
Priscilla Hacklestock - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 21:01:51 EST ID:EMjwuWhK No.125659 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm surprised that /ga/ has kept it all on one thread for so long. In the past, there were like 15 threads with just one guys cock.

Growlr Sex Encounter by Ebenezer Chondernadge - Sun, 13 Apr 2014 23:47:56 EST ID:awHFFtYl No.125646 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright /ga/, I have actually not been in 420chan in a real long time but I trust yall to believe me when I tell the following.
This afternoon I met an older 5'7" jewish man with an ok sized dick, it really doesnt matter. He wanted to start by having me play and rub with his feet, typically I wouldnt, but I was feeling submissive. He played with my dick a bit then asked me to suck his. I was looking forward to the fuck since he claimed to last a long time. When he tried to do anal I believe I heard the condom snap but he still kept going, he later put in a new one and then we fucked for a long time. He would not come, he would just talk dirty and tell me things like,"your ass is mine", "i am warming up your hole so I can come inside and have it drip down your leg" etc. I am into some dirty talk but this was too much. Anyway, when he finally decided he was done, he took off the second condom and asked me to come on him. After I came we both began to change quickly, I took off the bedding and looked for the wrappers, used condoms, etc. He left to the bathroom and I only found half a wrapper. After he came out ready, I walked him outside and ran back home to find said items. I only found the wrappers in the trash and I quickly asked the man where he disposed of the condoms and he said he "flushed them down the toilet".
Part of me was outraged because I wanted to see 1)if the first condom infact did not rip 2)that he came in them duh 3)dispose of them properly!!!
I start going in panic mode because lord have mercy, I have anxiety that someone is always after me and trying to teach me a lesson the hardest way possible. I tell my roommates about the situation and assure me that I am fine, and I calm down. I take a nap and wake up having the need to use the bathroom. It's not pretty after anal and since I have not had sex in a while I knew it would suck. I have some trouble with the stool but once it is released, with blood and all, I inspect it just to see (I mean it tells you a lot really) and what do I find? A condom filled with body fluids and shit of course. My heart literally drops, like how the fuck does one think that's okay? Why the hell on planet earth is thi…
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Alice Crevingham - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 00:21:17 EST ID:CLi/OFES No.125647 Ignore Report Quick Reply

1) stay the fuck off of growler

2) See a doctor. I don't think if it made its way out of you that it's er level but maybe get checked with a gp or similar for stds or maybe talk to someone about possible damage to the organ

3) don't really panic if you can help it, but do er if you feel strong discomfort from your bowels, intense headaches, sudden dizziness etc. Especially if you bleed a lot from inside; hell outside too if you're torn.

4) stay the fuck away from growlr

5) it's probably not going to be anything try not panic if you can help it but do if you can help it order a few std tests
Ebenezer Chondernadge - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 00:47:59 EST ID:awHFFtYl No.125649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Typically I try to stay away from apps like growlr and grindr but was never really given a reason to. Damn, like, i am smh so hard at this.
Thank you, I will be aware of any discomforts and strange notions. I will be making a walk-in test sometime this or next week. *sigh*
I dont reccomend this to anybody.
Nell Cuzzlewill - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 17:07:07 EST ID:Q2bungzQ No.125658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
grindr is sleazy obviously but growlr and some other apps tend to be so much worse.

Cherry Poppin' by Edward Mallywod - Thu, 03 Apr 2014 13:28:46 EST ID:rNOBuaSb No.125556 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So me and my best friend since childhood drunkenly admitted that we're both bisexual and have secret crushes on each other. After a few days of adjustment, we're a couple now and getting ready to fuck each other the first time tonight.

I've had butterflies about it ever since but I havent taken anything up my butt other than fingers and a tiny 4 in dildo. I'm afraid I might be to tight for him to enjoy it, I notice my hole puckers whenever my prostate flares and I can barely get two fingers moving let alone a dick.

Anyone have an advice on how to loosen up and what the best position would be to start with?
Any other advice is welcome too
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George Sagglefere - Sat, 12 Apr 2014 06:23:58 EST ID:O0JIrnOS No.125631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is gonna be REALLY awkward.
Samuel Duckbury - Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:56:16 EST ID:je326BwA No.125635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have no advice I just like that pic.
Phineas Woshbudge - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 13:32:01 EST ID:EMjwuWhK No.125657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, really... prepare yourself with anal dilators... doctors recommend it for MSM anal sex. It can be erotic if you do it this way. Also, stay away from enemas; the excess water will only come out during sex so use something smaller. maybe a quarter of what you would use in an enema.

Don't force it. If you force it, you can cause your sphincter muscles to spasm and you don't want that to happen. Slow and steady wins the race.... lol

this book may help you.

Just a small exercise by Thomas Murdson - Mon, 31 Mar 2014 13:50:39 EST ID:xaMlglGf No.125529 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fire your shots, gentlemen. I want to know your honest opinions about me. If you have any questions, just go ahead and ask!
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Cyril Pubberpack - Sat, 12 Apr 2014 17:19:20 EST ID:9+YaDv40 No.125633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So, as promised, a comparison shot with and without beard. Take your pic.
Graham Gomblepure - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 07:38:20 EST ID:DLPLIAxt No.125652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Always after. I like beards but trust me you look 10x better without, and with that shaggy hair look. Cut your side burns a little higher as well and it will really compliment your facial structure.
Phineas Woshbudge - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 13:26:32 EST ID:EMjwuWhK No.125656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This. Facial hair doesn't do you justice. The after would look better without the very long sideburns. I'd trim it to half of what it is in the after, so it goes to about halfway from the start of your ears.

Also, not to make you feel bad but the rock eyebrow thing you do kind of makes you look silly. Just smile and it would make you look so much better.

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