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time travelling cock sucker by Basil Bavingdure - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:43:08 EST ID:ELYpb0r2 No.128900 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Warren is hot as fuck and I'd build a time machine to travel to the past and do what whatever i can to get some of that hot, thick, man cream all over my fucking face!

Who would you travel back into time for /ga/?
Basil Bavingdure - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:44:55 EST ID:ELYpb0r2 No.128901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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does the world even make men this fine? I mean shit.
Oliver Gerrymitch - Mon, 09 Feb 2015 02:20:16 EST ID:hedm99bK No.128926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i would time travel so I could fuck raw all the time and not have to worry about hiv

Transphobic? by Phyllis Brablingmudge - Sun, 25 Jan 2015 20:41:09 EST ID:+NbaMtsv No.128816 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I finally understand why the internet shits so hard on the 'check your privilege' crowd. I thought all that stuff was just a bunch of ridiculous generalizations and cases of people putting words in other people's mouths.

So I see a transsexual person on Grindr, female to male. Username, "transguy". Like other unusual users, this one piqued my curiosity and I began to wonder how they were getting along with the app.

I chatted them up and asked if they had any luck lately, assuming that it'd be harder for them given their gender issues. After investigating my motives a little bit, they wrote "Well I hate to tell's none of your business and you singling me out is transphobic. Perhaps you need to take a gender studies course at [My college]."

Naturally, I "lol'd" and blocked, but then I began to consider the absurdity of what just happened.

Their username is Transguy. It's a username chosen to draw attention to the fact that the person is Trans. And I'm Transphobic for noticing. Does anyone else see how silly that is, or am I just fucked up?

Anyway, has anyone else encountered this sort of thin skinned, overly defensive attitude from these people? And they wonder why everyone else is standoffish with them. You're walking on eggshells around these people because you never know what's going to piss them off or "trigger" another bullshit rant about how everybody is oppressing and persecuting them, lol.

I'm gay. I got fucked with when I was a kid, too. I had deep internal conflicts about my sexuality. Difference is, I'm not a total dick about it to everyone.
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Wesley Wimblepork - Sun, 08 Feb 2015 16:56:08 EST ID:p8/pxBZ5 No.128919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The next time you accuse someone of being thin skinned, please think about WHO is being discussed. It's pretty easy to keep your cool when you're talking about someone else, but when a stranger is talking about intimate details of your life? Honestly dude it's just empathy. I don't need gender studies to not be an asshole, but clearly you may want to look into a class since you're very stuck in your own experience.

Here is your logic:
"I am not offended by questions about sex, so other people shouldn't be offended by my questions, because I am sexually deviant also"

Stop thinking anything along those lines. You're gay. You're not trans. You're cis.
Wesley Wimblepork - Sun, 08 Feb 2015 17:00:03 EST ID:p8/pxBZ5 No.128920 Ignore Report Quick Reply

No it's not. They called you transphobic, because you picked out a person from a group (trans people) and then tried to apply your social expectations to them. What you did was transphobic. He's not saying you go out and gut trans people with a knife in the street, but he is saying you're foolish for asking a question with loaded expectations.

Wesley Wimblepork - Sun, 08 Feb 2015 17:04:10 EST ID:p8/pxBZ5 No.128921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never mind, I see the thread was summed up quite nicely by Molly:

>>He was over sensitive, and you were prying. You're now obsessing over a single word usage you believe was incorrect and arguing about it with random people on the internet, trying to get validation that you aren't a bad person, and that a bunch of other people agree with you so you must have been in the right.

Using one word wrong is quite different from the die cis scum bullshit. He was being a little overly sensitive, sure, but he wasn't being a dick about it, he was trying to stand up for himself against a line of questioning that made him feel uncomfortable, and served only to satisfy your curiosity. You are being a dick about it now, though.

I'm glad someone shares similar opinions.

home made toy by Sophie Bellyshit - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:03:33 EST ID:ZAMFPJ55 No.128854 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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its basically a modeling clay that doesn't harden and can be constantly remolded

i am thinking molding to desired shape and then covering with a condom - safe?
Henry Billingson - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:58:05 EST ID:1+Xrl5Pw No.128855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd be concerned about some of the oils in the Plasticine eating through the condom.
Sophie Bellyshit - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 15:42:19 EST ID:ZAMFPJ55 No.128867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the condom is more to keep shape and prevent any clay breaking loose

Dildo Assitsance by David Drerryned - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 17:00:07 EST ID:xJVy8kRQ No.128850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have been mixing anal play into my masturbation for a long time now, but I have primarily only used one object to stimulate myself (Pic Related, bottom of the bottle in first), and while this bottle get's the job done most of the time and has given me some of my best climaxes ever, I recently wanted to start using it without my hands, allowing me two free hands to do what ever else while I bounce up and down on the toy, but I can't really achieve this as the only thing I have tried to hold it down was a huge rig of tape, which eventually tears off...

So I come to you asking for ideas and methods on how to make my dildo hands free by attaching it to something while keeping in a low budget range (which is why I just don't get a suction cup one from a store).
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Jarvis Shakespear - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 01:55:07 EST ID:xJVy8kRQ No.128860 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Doesn't stay well to walls either...
Nigger Pottinglock - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 10:29:45 EST ID:hedm99bK No.128864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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remove cap, apply jug knot, put cap back on, secure as needed
Shit Fuzzlemin - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 12:38:09 EST ID:cPdIUvN2 No.128865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just buy a dildo off amazon or something, don't ever use toys without flared bases unless you enjoy trips to the ER, and just because it's your ass doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of it. Make sure if you're gonna still use that, that it's being properly cleaned every time you use it.

Its me! by Sylvanus - Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:26:22 EST ID:boKI6NDI No.128627 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello, some pics of myself.
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Archie Siblingludge - Thu, 15 Jan 2015 01:15:03 EST ID:t/5SiirQ No.128679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh god please tell me you're into spanking.
starbrother !CGFwIbbIo6 - Tue, 20 Jan 2015 02:27:26 EST ID:08o0cirk No.128721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Zipper - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 21:08:36 EST ID:0TdeGZTP No.128853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would you mind turning around?

NEED HELP PLEASE by Bilbo - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 09:03:46 EST ID:KT48SZQi No.128846 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm straight, my friend recently came out, I'm cool with it and all but iv noticed that when he has showers before going to his boyfriends place he does an enema in their and thinks that nobody notices. Even if he did enemas with a kit or something I wouldnt be too fussed HOWEVER, after going into the shower and finding poo splattered around the place numerous times and then realizing that he's been unscrewing the shower head and using THAT hose for it, (which I grab onto most times I use the shower) iv decided that's the last straw.

He doesn't know that I know that he does it and obviously I would like him to take his business elsewhere.

Was hoping this would be the right place to ask what should I do?!?!?
Walter Pedgestock - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 10:05:52 EST ID:Xw9L9Krd No.128847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So he leaves a mess and expects nobody will think it's his? Leave notes in both bathrooms. But seriously if he's your cousin just tell him to clean his mess.
Sophie Niggerwill - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 15:30:17 EST ID:Dm9lKHNO No.128849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is a hygiene problem, so treat him as you would any person using the bathroom and leaving a shitty mess.

DILFS, Daddies, etc by Edward Brishridge - Tue, 04 Nov 2014 07:59:21 EST ID:b4GovkO0 No.128032 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone know any good videos featuring hot DILFS, daddies, men over 30, etc.

I love seeing DILF on twink or college dude or DILF on DILF. Love seeing DILFs lose anal virginity, so any of those would be highly appreciated.
Oliver Chinderwater - Thu, 29 Jan 2015 18:48:26 EST ID:wjstzD17 No.128843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Butt there are so many..


and if your into really awkward red-neck hobos : workingmenmovie

Whats the best site to buy girly clothes? by Angus Blackdock - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:42:47 EST ID:wsTC1gmE No.127283 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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my boyfriend likes to dress me up, so whats a site thats relatively cheap that doesn't only have granny clothes?
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Nicholas Sumblefat - Tue, 02 Sep 2014 17:35:10 EST ID:QzfoPspp No.127345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think that the Transgender may have better answer
Albert Nugglebadge - Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:32:59 EST ID:+30XhDbM No.127348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ill tell him the exact same thing there - to get a god damn backbone and go to a fucking shop like people who want to wear clothes which they know for sure they like and which will actually fit them
Nix - Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:06:20 EST ID:6NjYbCeK No.128828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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damn, came across that comment and was inspired

Tiny Tanner by Cornelius Fandermidge - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 14:35:21 EST ID:xu7gge1a No.127379 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Check out my small dick :)
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Cornelius Dallerstid - Thu, 01 Jan 2015 01:31:52 EST ID:of+/AnaC No.128544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd suck it!
willz - Sat, 03 Jan 2015 02:37:28 EST ID:FhKiUBY8 No.128551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reminds me of another guy named something con, Dude with looks and hair like yours and your body, your dick is fine. Your REALLY hot. kik sickwillz
Sidney Pitthall - Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:11:50 EST ID:2PLBG2xo No.128810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hi /ga/ by Phineas Fiblingdetch - Fri, 09 Jan 2015 06:55:59 EST ID:ES5BlxEr No.128597 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what you think?
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gif - Fri, 09 Jan 2015 06:58:18 EST ID:ES5BlxEr No.128599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wesley Clazzledale - Thu, 22 Jan 2015 16:21:47 EST ID:vREcApxp No.128747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should wash more often.
Oliver Shakefuck - Sat, 24 Jan 2015 08:26:21 EST ID:u9pZSFKj No.128801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
looks perfectly clean to me

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