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EGG NOG by Isabella Sommerhood - Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:35:09 EST ID:Hj8r8cq3 No.61 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE PARENTS WHO WOULD ONLY LET THEIR KIDS HAVE LIKE HALF A CUP OF EGG NOG

OR MADE THEM DILUTE THAT SHIT WITH A METRIC FUCK TON OF MILK

FUCK Y'ALL

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Edward Pockcocke - Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:46:09 EST ID:BoYbdApS No.62 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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there is non-alcoholic nog. It's delicious too

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Nathaniel Fallycocke - Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:36:37 EST ID:/jEBTcO1 No.66 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I sort of dislike nog.

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Doris Tootford - Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:03:33 EST ID:Ye4kayUr No.67 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think its tastey but awfully sweet so I just have maybe a quarter of a glass at a time

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Basil Blackhood - Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:21:04 EST ID:6xgGMvG1 No.68 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I wish it didn't make my saliva so fucked up and mucous like.
I'd guzzle that shit.

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Isabella Sommerhood - Tue, 02 Nov 2010 00:25:24 EST ID:Hj8r8cq3 No.69 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>62
parents would not let their kids have too much non alcoholic nog too because of all the egg involved or some shit...

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Ebenezer Fazzlefield - Tue, 02 Nov 2010 01:26:40 EST ID:AkgDrL/d No.70 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fuck I love eggnog. The taste is so unique god damn I could chug a liter right now.

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SeVeNaD !WL.iFVsmTU!!b/F8hia/ - Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:12:19 EST ID:0wu3BuYS No.74 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>66

Yeah, never liked it.

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Beatrice Mullermodge - Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:43:55 EST ID:o01U01vh No.89 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CANT FUCKING WAIT TO GET MY NOG

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Beatrice Tootway - Thu, 04 Nov 2010 01:25:54 EST ID:TS7ft/Vm No.91 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BRING ON THE NOG MOTHERFUCKERS

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Bii Otch !d5V04ZJSY6 - Thu, 04 Nov 2010 12:30:15 EST ID:JKGipfLp No.92 Ignore Report Quick Reply

IT'S ALREADY HERE AT THE GROCERY STORE I WORK AT!
SCORE!

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Clara Smalllock - Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:10:28 EST ID:llRHF+J3 No.93 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>62
This.

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John Brookstone - Thu, 04 Nov 2010 22:54:30 EST ID:yLdpNGgN No.96 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Never had egg nog before. This is an issue that comes up for me every winter, and I seriously spend twenty minutes just looking at it in the grocery store. Then I think Nahhhh man. And I don't try it.

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Betsy Pattingtat - Thu, 04 Nov 2010 22:59:33 EST ID:MGgiX+KN No.97 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>96

Go and buy it this year. Go and regret nothing.

Your life will be better for it.

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Cyril Drennerdene - Tue, 09 Nov 2010 12:18:46 EST ID:ZNpoVFH1 No.154 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Anybody from Holland know where to score some? Shit looks delicious.

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Henry Drublingcocke - Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:54:09 EST ID:LYdqxgad No.157 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>154
I think your version is called Advocaat.
I think Bols and DeKuyper make it as well as others.

Or course in the US we usually buy it sans alcohol, although it does come pre-made with the alcohol too.

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John Monkinridge - Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:33:55 EST ID:0OgMO4zN No.226 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Has anyone tried making their own? There was a recipe on Good Eats, I'm gonna try it this year. Hell if I can afford bourbon though.

Also, egg nog latte. Holy living fuck, I came just saying that.

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Phoebe Clillypodge - Wed, 24 Nov 2010 02:32:13 EST ID:rPZ5JspR No.232 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice, in the red carton. Best eggnog ever. All I've seen in the stores here is the SoCo Traditional (black carton), so I guess I'll try that this year if I can't get the Vanilla Spice.

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Faggy Semmerwill - Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:05:23 EST ID:9+euogWO No.241 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I haven't had any egg nog (non-alcoholic or alcoholic) in two years now. I seriously should get some, the shit's delicious. Why the fuck can't they sell it year-round?

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Alice Pickridge - Wed, 01 Dec 2010 02:29:44 EST ID:yo4GCkeE No.265 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>96

story of my life

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Polly Sigglesone - Thu, 02 Dec 2010 17:17:12 EST ID:2i6M1Ki3 No.268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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three words.
Egg
Nogg
Pancakes!
(or maybe four words,what ever)
that shit is so cash.

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Nigel Fottingbane - Sun, 05 Dec 2010 13:45:35 EST ID:jvDimTGU No.276 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>241

The Jews man....

They create demand for it by only selling it for a small time of the year. It makes you want more.

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Lillian Bunnerstock - Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:57:04 EST ID:GnCQrZzu No.290 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>241

Just buy some advocaat, it's basically the same stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat#Related_drinks" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat#Related_drinks

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Martin Gepperfetch - Fri, 10 Jun 2011 21:45:59 EST ID:nGGNPW2O No.609 Ignore Report Quick Reply

we had store the had it in the summer. when I went back it was not there.
Stuff is too rich and thick for me. mixing it with ice cream would be great

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Simon Cecklehood - Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:08:33 EST ID:+XwfjwPS No.714 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Egg nog is the shit. I've never tried the alcoholic kind though. I'd like to give it a try though. My mom would dilute that shit with milk and ration it. I didn't drink it with the milk. just her. I finally started buying my own and drink it whenever.

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Phoebe Worthinglock - Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:59:25 EST ID:m3R++EVv No.715 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>>714 child detected

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Barnaby Chengerdack - Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:57:26 EST ID:Mb17hJTS No.730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my grandma use to drink this shit like it was her job, she put brandy in it.
i will never forget the night before christmas where my cousin showed me the joys of whiskey and eggnog. thank god for whiskey.
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Barnaby Blellycocke - Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:47:03 EST ID:iVsriSka No.736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hot frothy homemade eggnog is fucking delicious.
Store bought eggnog ain't got shit.
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Oswald Gobblecock - Sun, 06 Nov 2011 04:50:33 EST ID:a4s84oia No.744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just made homemade egg nog! Used a combo of rum and brandy, so deeleeshus.
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Lydia Brookfoot - Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:54:55 EST ID:vKiOVwII No.753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>mfw we've had egg nog here since late September
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Phineas Bettingnitch - Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:26:20 EST ID:7hNc/f9J No.780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>779
>be on 420chan
>be 17
>all the bans you deserve
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Reuben Chudgeville - Sun, 20 Nov 2011 08:29:30 EST ID:kC20Z4uQ No.783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
homemade eggnog is the best. 6 egg youks, a cup of sugar , nutmeg, a quart half and half and a half gallon whole milk. beat the eggwhites and blend in. add sherry, rum, brandy or bourbon to taste. ant leftovers? refigerate over night, add in 2-3 more eggs, add some cinomen and vanilla and make killer french toast.
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Martha Pammlefod - Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:31:23 EST ID:izKXjwdn No.786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61
Nigga, what the fuck even is Eggnog.
We don't get it here.
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Reuben Smallworth - Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:51:14 EST ID:URPCNvTR No.803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61
gdsf
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Nigel Hurringsan - Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:13:28 EST ID:x2KzgLZ/ No.870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck eggnog, fuck alcohol, cmon give it to your kids less idiots in the world
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Donnie Danko - Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:38:21 EST ID:dZi9/0o+ No.878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>786
That's the most depressing thing I've heard. lol
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Phyllis Bonningmad - Sun, 25 Dec 2011 20:42:09 EST ID:+gQKYLzQ No.879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This one goes out to my parents who wouldn't let me try anything alcoholic, bought a fifth of brandy every year to mix in their egg nog, only used a few shots, and didn't bother to hide it. I know you had to wonder where it went, but thanks for not asking. Who says don't ask don't tell is a bad policy? Homosexuals that's who.
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Wesley Drabberspear - Tue, 17 Jan 2012 07:48:19 EST ID:x2KzgLZ/ No.905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>61
Parents shouldnt give it to their kids, alcohol is a fuckin idiotic drug, parents giving it gives the signal that its ok.
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Phineas Parringwater - Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:11:44 EST ID:vK9nT4vY No.909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>905

It is ok. There is nothing evil about alcohol in responsible amounts, and a glass of eggnog isn't an irresponsible amount.
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Faggy Bonningbury - Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:36:23 EST ID:x2KzgLZ/ No.915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>909
Yeah, I give my kids cocaine in responsible amounts
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Simon Pickdock - Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:02:45 EST ID:bRFDZaQZ No.925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>786

i, as an englishman, previously thought that
but, you know that yellow dutch shit called advocaat or something along those lines - snowball drinks are made out of it
anyway thats eggnog apparently
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Ardis !7fG5KsrROM - Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:56:12 EST ID:W8SSWqkL No.930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My mom was one of those parents who was always like... "EVERYTHING IN MODERATION."

My dad was one of those parents who was like... "this shit's delicious and really unhealthy for you, don't tell your mother."

So, I did get to drink unlimited egg nog... SOMETIMES. Now, I'm 25 and I'll drink a carton to myself if I damn well feel like it.
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Oliver Greenham - Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:52:29 EST ID:8j4AUpmf No.951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>930

I was the same way growing up, feels bad sometimes.
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Archie Duckhood - Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:01:42 EST ID:x2KzgLZ/ No.969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>930
Did he give you heroin just in moderation?
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Cedric Duckshaw - Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:18:37 EST ID:rjbZCAr0 No.976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>969
Considering the moderate amount of heroin for a child is miniscule, I don't feel this is a realistic argument to make.
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Fuck Chomblefot - Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:33:28 EST ID:x2KzgLZ/ No.981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>976
No it isnt.
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Cornelius Duvingwater - Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:04:16 EST ID:kkWlorko No.982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drink so much non-alcoholic eggnog during the holidays, shits delicious. Cartoons at a time, drinking until I am gasping and bloated. I don't quite know what drives my lust of eggnog but holy fuck is it ever good.



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