/hooch/ Alcohol Discussion
Yo /hooch/, I was just wondering, do any of you not suffer the amnesiac effects of drink? I was just thinking, could they be prevented, and would it be possible to remember my nights of heavy drinking out on the town?
>>218246Your "amnesia" only depends on how much you drink. If you drink hard liquor and become drunk faster you will probably remember less.If you drink beer you might remember more because you're reaching your blackout point slower than if you were drinking hard liquor. No matter what you drink once you reach that special BAC (usually around .16 or higher) you will not remember jack shit after you hit that blackout level the day after.THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING.... I GOTTA DRINK!!!!
head to /stim/ and drink, you won't forget anything and it's a lot more euphoricaddy+booze, ethylphenidate, cocaethylene, or meth + vodka/redbull is your friendbeen well past the blackout limit on all of the above but the stim makes you lucid.disclaimer: falling asleep can be difficult if stimmed and the hangover will suck unless you drink a bunch of water and ibuprofen
I'm drunk right now so I can't exactly remember other nights drunk, but I'm pretty sure when I'm sober I remember what happens when I'm drunk, that or I do pretty much the same thing I always do whether drunk or not so it seems like I never forget. Whatever I guess.
don't oj on benzos for one
>>218365Is .16 seriously considered 'blackout level'?
Aint no BWD on the first pages?LEt's have one then!I am very drunk.
>>217088feeling good
finally /hooch/ is back I missed youBWD
Enjoyin some natty ice on a rainy Tuesday afternoontake er' easy /hooch/
2 ritalins and 1/3 a bottle of malibu redbumping on dat ethylphenidateman this shit rocksBWS/D mofoz
>>217088Tuesday is Booze Day!BWD
the thug life chose me.
>>218364i think that you chose the thug life.It seemed glamorous so you took a chance.How did the thug life turn out OP?ps i've never had steel reserve.
>>218366if you lie and say you havent had steel reserve high gravity i will be so sad
>>218366Steel Reserve isn't great but it's better than the beers in that picture (except maybe Stella. Stella's drinkeable).
i didnt choose the thug life, and it didnt choose me either. but i am a gangster to the max
DICKS EVERYWHERE
I used to be all about that vodkaThen I realized drinking myself to death at a fast rate wasn't a good ideaNow I just wish I had more beer sometimesI dunno about all this American microbrew crud, it's good but I've never had anything other than Bud-tier (good, but not really) and American microbrews (awesome), so I assume somewhere there is a better beer. I really wanna try some Euro beers sometime though.
>>218322Honestly, German beers are damn good. Quite possibly the best. England has some pretty good beers too. No other European country comes close to touching the US (and that includes Belgium, before all the Belgiumboos come in talking about how awesome their overpriced, way too sweet beers are just because they're made by monks or whatever).
>>218323If I was gonna import some beer somehow it would definitely be GermanMostly because I like Germany and Germans and I'm a white mutt with likely some German in me
>>218324Augustiner HellesTegernseerHacker PschorrFranziskaner WeißbierPaulaner DoppelbockDont bother with Pils, Kölsch or other non-bavarian beer
>>218403scheyrer helles all the way
I wanna hear your most drunken, fucked up, blacked out stories right now. Ill start with a story of mine. Keep in mind I wasnt the drunken idiot in this story (although I was really, really drunk) but anyways..>>> Be 19>>> At main street (Huntington Beach California)>>> Jack a handle (only like 1/3 left) of some shitty ass vodka from my grandma>>> Friends buy 2 more handles of Grand Legacy rum>>> start drinking>>> No one wants to drink my vodka..>>> drink it to my dome>>> have some rum>>> REALLY FUCKED UP>>> Friend gets waaaay more fucked up then me>>> Starts bumping into skinheads and starting fights>>> Gets into a fight with a couple skinheads>>> Leaves,>>> Other friend starts trying to walk him to his bike with his girlfriend Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>> Be 19>>> At main street (Huntington Beach California)>>> Jack a handle (only like 1/3 left) of some shitty ass vodka from my grandma>>> Friends buy 2 more handles of Grand Legacy rum>>> start drinking>>> No one wants to drink my vodka..>>> drink it to my dome>>> have some rum>>> REALLY FUCKED UP>>> Friend gets waaaay more fucked up then me>>> Starts bumping into skinheads and starting fights>>> Gets into a fight with a couple skinheads>>> Leaves,>>> Other friend starts trying to walk him to his bike with his girlfriend
i love drunk stories but for some reason can never seem to remember my own, or they seem completely retarded in a sober mind and i repress them hard
Can only remember this at the moment>This winter>19>House party>Drank too much red wine>Suddenly naked in bathtub with three other guys, including the host, drinking and showering each other and generally having a good time>The bathroom floor is entirely soaking wet and slippery>Friend comes over with a bucket of ice cold water>Pours it over us>We don't approve, so we drag him down into the bathtub>He doesn't approve, he retaliates>Strong guy, he slings me out of the bathtub, naked>Almost slip on the slippery floor, but I regain my balance>My other friend who is slung out of the bathtub slips and crashes into my legs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>This winter>19>House party>Drank too much red wine>Suddenly naked in bathtub with three other guys, including the host, drinking and showering each other and generally having a good time>The bathroom floor is entirely soaking wet and slippery>Friend comes over with a bucket of ice cold water>Pours it over us>We don't approve, so we drag him down into the bathtub>He doesn't approve, he retaliates>Strong guy, he slings me out of the bathtub, naked>Almost slip on the slippery floor, but I regain my balance>My other friend who is slung out of the bathtub slips and crashes into my legs
>>218293GGGGGAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Well, uh, at my high school there was this one really ugly teacher. Like, we'd talk about how ugly she was when we were out drinking and needed a laugh. She was also a cunt, so it was okay. And she was chubby and dressed shitty.Then one day, at one of our high school's parties, I got hella drunk, and I'd also smoked a spliff, and, after having blanked out on a slap of concrete and scarred my face and left shoulder, I apparently went up to this teacher and let it all out.Supposedly said stuff like you so ugly, it should be illegal, and you so ugly, you'll never learn quite how to actually spell your ugliness.Then there was another time at a party where I also got hella drunk, and their was this dog, and I apparently convinced myself it was dying, and I spent a good half hour crying my eyes out.Does anyone feel sort of awkward around your friends after episodes like this?
>>218401Get sloppy drunk every Friday/Sat with my friends and then i do embarrassing shit and it's awkward for me all week until the weekend comes and i do it all over again.
>16 or 17>All kinds of alcohol in the house because of Thanksgiving>Take 6 beers up to my room>Empty stomach>Sit in bed and drink all 6 in a period of maybe 45 minutes>Text people about how I'm "wasted">Throw up all over carpet>Fall asleepGod I was a dickhead back then.
>16 or 17>All kinds of alcohol in the house because of Thanksgiving>Take 6 beers up to my room>Empty stomach>Sit in bed and drink all 6 in a period of maybe 45 minutes>Text people about how I'm "wasted">Throw up all over carpet>Fall asleep
>>218370sounds like every fondling from 13-16good try
>>217570Sheeet, you MUST show us that video! I have to see it!PLEASE Bill Cosby!!!
>Be 16yo anon>At friends house, with 4-5 of my boys, hosts older bro and a couple of his friends (they are only ~18ish, one is straight edge lol)>Older bro says we should all get drinks and throw party>He logs on to gay.com or some shit>Gets older gay guy to buy ~2 18 packs and 2 bottles of vodka>Call girls while he is situating>Enter girls, followed shortly by alcohol>Friends bro teaches us beer pong>shots>?????>Streaking around friends condo complex at like 11pm because lol wasted>?????>circle of death>??>wake up in bed next to topless ginger girl next morning Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Be 16yo anon>At friends house, with 4-5 of my boys, hosts older bro and a couple of his friends (they are only ~18ish, one is straight edge lol)>Older bro says we should all get drinks and throw party>He logs on to gay.com or some shit>Gets older gay guy to buy ~2 18 packs and 2 bottles of vodka>Call girls while he is situating>Enter girls, followed shortly by alcohol>Friends bro teaches us beer pong>shots>?????>Streaking around friends condo complex at like 11pm because lol wasted>?????>circle of death>??>wake up in bed next to topless ginger girl next morning
first drunk>16 years old>girlfriend gets so durnk she acts silly and refers to herself as a pirate, and passes out.>i want in on that.>make a drinking game, where i will take a shot everytime someone says "lol" on instant messenger>take something like 11 shots in under an hour>get really really really sick>like blackout drunk, vomiting, lying on the carpet sick>....oh fuck parents come home from vacation early>...tell them i left the oven on and there was a gas leak.>they drag me outside to get fresh air, poison control says the symptoms "should resemble a drunk person">never caught>went better than expected
>16 years old>girlfriend gets so durnk she acts silly and refers to herself as a pirate, and passes out.>i want in on that.>make a drinking game, where i will take a shot everytime someone says "lol" on instant messenger>take something like 11 shots in under an hour>get really really really sick>like blackout drunk, vomiting, lying on the carpet sick>....oh fuck parents come home from vacation early>...tell them i left the oven on and there was a gas leak.>they drag me outside to get fresh air, poison control says the symptoms "should resemble a drunk person">never caught>went better than expected
>16>Got completely drunk for the first time. Vodka.>My buddies and I go on reign of chaos>Ran into Rite Aid to steal wine. My buddy drops the wine in the middle of the street, breaking everywhere (this was directly in front of the police station btw)>Ran back in to Rite Aid to steal more wine>Run around town acting like jackasses, including walking past the police station>Buddy breaks into an apartment's fire extinguisher glass.>We run around the parking lot and apartments spraying fire extinguisher everywhere>We start slashing tires all over the parking lot just because>We go back to my friend's place and I puke all over his couch
Ive read plenty comments about how cheap and easy you can make your own instead of paying for premium taxed alcohols.Supposedly you can make it really cheap and quick with ordinary yeast sugar and some flavoring like lemons and raisins.Amyone actually getting good cheap times on home brew?
>>218350>Easiest brew to make is apple cider, >but you gotta add a lot of sugar to make it palatable, >uinless youre desperate of course.>Medium homebrew is red wine, an old highschool teacher of mine >made his own wine in his backyard with homegrown grapes on site. >He said he could make enough to last him and his wife all year. >However he probably took a few years to get enough grapes growing >on his property, so wine isn't as cost effective as apple cider.>Most difficult is beer. >That shit is tough. >Consult your local brewery for tips.
>Easiest brew to make is apple cider, >but you gotta add a lot of sugar to make it palatable, >uinless youre desperate of course.
>Medium homebrew is red wine, an old highschool teacher of mine >made his own wine in his backyard with homegrown grapes on site. >He said he could make enough to last him and his wife all year. >However he probably took a few years to get enough grapes growing >on his property, so wine isn't as cost effective as apple cider.
>Most difficult is beer. >That shit is tough. >Consult your local brewery for tips.
that chick is hawtalso try making mead?
I posted the thread about the grape juice wine a while back,I've been drinking a jug of it every night, I get so drunk I piss myself and black out.It doesn't taste half bad either, although the next day your mouth tastes of bread yeast. It's very simple to make.Jug of sugar free 100% Grape juice (I use Welches)Add a half cup of sugar, shake wellThen add a spoonful of yeast (any yeast will do, I use ordinary Red Star baker's yeast)Shake for a minuteTurn cap one notchLet sit for 7 daysDrinkIt's so simple it's retarded. All in all, it costs about $3 per jug.
>>218397>sugar free grape juiceto anyone reading thing recipe, molly actually means no sugar added.
>sugar free grape juice
>>218398Whoops. Thanks for catching that. My brain has been dysfunctional lately for some reason.
Alright, this is my plan.I usually go outside and get high/drunk, on a bench near a lake.My question is, what goes best alongside weed that does not contain many calories and is easy to drink fast?Holland btw.
Finlandia vodka and cigarettes!
If you really want to know OP, I guess I can share the answer with you.The lowest calorie cocktail in existence is white tequila with soda water.The best taste to calorie ratio cocktail in existence is white rum and coke zero.
>>218336Bacardi 151 straight or deluded with diet coke.
>>218379> deluded with diet coke> deludedI didn't know that alcohol could be mistaken
> deluded with diet coke> deluded
>>218385Lol, woops. But i think you know what i meant ;PDilute*
Yes, seriously, how should I drink this stuff?
>>218373Dude look at yourself.drinking hand sanitizer is fuckin stupid
>>218373>no taxes, no poisonsyou are such a funny troll/idiot
>no taxes, no poisons
>>218373>I'm just looking for a way to make it into a drink that doesn't taste ridiculously repulsive.
>I'm just looking for a way to make it into a drink that doesn't taste ridiculously repulsive.
>>218352>>218359That's fucking hilarious dude, I chuckled hard. The rest of this thread is retarded though.
>>218373you do know you can brew super easy with like... four things right?
How many have vaporized alcohol? I'm going to try it.--------"About 5 minutes after the vessel containing the spirits is placed on the base, it is ready to consume. The recommended amount of spirits is 1 ounce. One inhales through the straw and holds their breathe for a moment and then exhales. That’s it. The effects are felt immediately because the alcohol is going directly through the bloodstream. Most people experience a relaxed and mellow feeling. Depending on how aggressively a Vaportini is consumed, it is still “active” for 20-40 minutes. "
>>218358Thanks ad guy.Nb
Viral marketing please go
>>218358I can huff solvents on my own without you, thanks.
I AM FUCKING DRUNK AND I HAVE A REALLY REALLY BAD SORE THROAT AND I WAS SUPOSED OTO TAKE NIMESULIDE, A MED, THAT I HAVE SOMEWHAT CONFIRMED THAT DOES DAMAGE TO MY LIVER.SO THE QUESTION IS, IS IT OK FOR ME TO TAKE NIMESULIDE WHILE DRUNK? I WONT DRINK ANYMORE. IM ALREADY AT HOME AND, PRETTY FUCKING DRUNK.BTW, I HAVE ALSO SMOKED WEED, BUT I DONT THINK IT INTERFEERS.THANKS U, ANSWER ASAP
>>218276i would not advise drinking with any meds that go to your liver just for liver protecting measures. you'll need it for later benders.
>>218276 weed doesn't run off of your liver or anything like that, btw. there's no reaction between it and medications
>>218288liver enzymes metabolize many of the cannabinoids in weed. they aren't hepatotoxic though so it doesn't matter. Just because your liver metabolizes something doesn't mean it damages it.
>>218276DONT TAKE IT.GO TO SLEEP.
>>218276get the fuck off this board you little shit
so i have been drinking vodka for awhile now, thinking i want to switch back to something more flavorful, namely whiskey/ bourbon. suggestions on what i should buy? any and all liquor suggestions welcome. pic is just a funny random.
should add i ebb more toward the cheap end, ill probably buy a fifth of green label evan williams and be tipsy before any replies lol.
i have returned, i went with black label evan williams. that and my diet cola mixer are chilling in the freezer for a bit before i begin. cheers /hooch/!
that new jim beam ghost is supposed to be a mixing whiskey, and it sucks. its meant for vodka drinkers
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