whiskey and bluegrass usually work pretty well for me.

>>216632
+1

>>216631
Bummer, I got nearly %100 perfect test. Was trying to be cool though, so got like %95. No other employers should recognize this incident. (not quite sure)

But keep on keeping on!

>>216060
The bottom shelf alcohol is usually not distilled adequately and contains too much of types of alcohol you do not want to be drinking. It will lead to worse hangovers and damage to your bod.

>>216644
http://gizmodo.com/5966569/why-cheap-booze-makes-your-hangover-so-horrible

>>216645

I thought your picture might be flaming alcohol, but it appears to be flaming hydrogen produced by the hydrolysis of tonic water (hence the glow).

I can't say for sure about K cider, but 2 cans of Tennants Super gave me one of the worst hangovers I've ever had in my life, and that was after being sick multiple times on the night.
Would not recommend for a festival, you're just going to be feeling dire.

Seems tough. Generallly a lady friend may have a couple of 80 proof half-pints (0r pints)in a purse. Like this. Take bottom ,of purse from feeling liquids. That would be likely. Guys have no concepts of purses otherwise, so make it sturdy

Good shit, sip until you throw up. That's my advice.

I approve, CC is the best whiskey around. Jack is one hell of a dirty drink

I had a pretty serious woodford night tonight.

So tonight I say woodford.

>>214980
Good advice

>>216658
Irish Whiskeys are way better than Canadian Club.

>>214966
Jameson 12 is really good. Jameson 18 is awesome.

Regular Jameson that you see most places doesn't have an age on the bottle, which means it could be as young as 3 years old (although I'm guessing it's probably more like 5-6 years). That's the one that people around here like to hate on. Personally I think it's alright, if unexceptional.

Anyway if I were you I would try tasting a variety of whiskeys and seeing what you like. Maybe get one cheap to mid level whiskey from each of the major whiskey categories: an Irish (Tullamore Dew, Jameson, or Bushmill's), a Scotch (Dewar's is good and not too expensive), a Canadian(Canadian Club or Seagram's VO), a Bourbon (I second Old Grandad, good bourbon for very cheap), and a Rye (Old Overholt or Jim Beam yellow label).
Anyway none of those will cost more than $15-20 for a bottle, so if you got one of each type you could get 5 bottles without breaking the bank. Then you would have plenty of time to sample each and figure out which type of whiskey you like best.

If it's in your state, I recommend Tito's Vodka. Very cheap (no import prices, since it's made in Texas) and is VERY smooth. Ruthlessly drinkable.

>>216589

Tito's is A+.

>>216589
Yes Tito's is cheap and good. I don't buy anything else if I can help it.

>>216643

It was on sale here when they first started carrying it. $12 a fifth iirc.

Titos is piss, get sobieski or soplica. The only liquor we know how to make here is whiskey, or maybe tequila.

>>216492
You're full of it. Brandy is one of the few hard liquors that have bottom shelf bottles worth getting. I like christian brothers myself.

>>216535

There are some very decent dirt cheap brandies (I'll also add E&J and Paul Masson), but there is also a lot of truly vile shit. Shitty tequila has NOTHING on shitty brandy.

>>216488

I normally do 2oz brandy 0.75oz lemon juice and 0.5oz Cointreau (I.E., 8:3:2), although I generally like my drinks on dry and sour side

>>216492
A brandy on a cold winters night is nice. =

Making brandy old fashioned sweets is the only proper way

>>216347
Brandy & orange juice or coffee is fantastic but might as well drink it cul sec

>>216646

I'm not gonna lie, that sounds absolutely terrifying.

>>216108

ABC 153 proof grain alcohol...

jesus christ this is horrible. I bought it for doing extractions and deiced to try getting drunk off it.\

>>216649

Sounds pretty good to me

>>216653
Indeed, tastes like apple pie

Brooklyn brewery East India Pale Ale
bonus: tastes incredible with mac'n'cheese

>>216374

Also, are you American? Try and switch to sugar cane (Mexican) sodas instead of HFCS sodas. Um, drink water occasionally between drinks and make sure you line your stomach.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

It is best if you avoid sugar altogether. That means sweet chasers like coke too. In my experience mixing drinks doesn't do anything but mixing alcohol types can be deadly in the morning.

>>216374

If you're using chasers, Capri Suns are god-tier. Not many people know about them as fucking amazing chasers, but they work so well. If only they were bigger...

Avoid sugar. Drink water while you drink and before you go to bed. Slam a gatorade before you crash.

Tullamore Dew
Jameson
Bushmills
Never had Kilbeggan

>>216489

Never had Connemara, but almost everyone else seems to say it's not that great, and definitely not worth the money. Redbreast is fucking fantastic though.

I am not rich so i have never had either of them.

bump

Should also mention Bushmills Black Bush, which in my opinion is even better than their 10y single malt and should only cost a bit more the Bushmills white.

>>216543

>everyone else seems to say it's not that great

Well I like Connemara and there are plenty of positive reviews, so no it's not everyone. You have to prefer peated whiskey though, so I wouldn't expect many fans on this board.

>Redbreast is fucking fantastic

Can't disagree there.

>>216482
I can't stomach any of them, but there are a lot of scotches and bourbons I enjoy. Cheap blended whiskeys are usually not enjoyable for me to sip. Maybe to shoot if I'm in the mood for getting drunk fast on a budget though. Jameson is my standard budget whiskey shot.

>Ron fucking Swanson
>archer
>don draper

>>216611
Thought of more

>Jimmy McNulty

> Bender Rodriguez
> clay puppington

>Hawkeye and trapper john
>tony stark
>oskar Schindler. Seriously look it up
>hank hill and co
>the Winchesters
>van Gogh

>>216613

>Oskar Schindler

Pawning off his custom Hebrew inscribed ring "for the drink" like a boss.

>>215649
Ah yiss, misato for sure.
Couldnt find a "my nigga".jpg, so this will have to suffice.

Dean Martin
Jimmy McNulty for sure
John Belushi
John Belushi as Bluto in Animal House
Mr Lahey
Bill Murray in Rushmore
Bill Murray in Life Aquatic