>>34358
I have no idea, probably find some worms or get some bird seed. Put a little bowl of water too

/ani/ bro, hopefully you'll get some helpful replies quickly

>>34358
get him some mealworms from the pet store.
I can't really tell if he's a baby or not? But if he is keep in mind he may not survive regardless of how well you take care of him. ALSO keep in mind sometimes young birds stay on the ground for a few days when they're still learning to fly so you may be kidnapping this guy when he was just fine.

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>>34319
Body language is subjective.

>how to control mine so I give off exactly the signals I consciously want to give off

If the signals you want to give off are based around being more likable.
COPY everything that all the "popular" people are doing with their bodies, The stance, the attitude and all that other stuff.
Basically you're trying to fill the gap currently filled by someone else.

If you want to be accepted, Be yourself.

>make people feel more at ease or more intimidated
Step back, back straight, use an arm as support for your body, Try to keep yourself wide open, No crossed arms, no crossed legs. Smile a little, Be nice.

Do the opposite, for the opposite effect.

This is only a tiny guide. obviously use the typical responses and behaviors of the people around you otherwise you might as well have your dick flapping in the breeze.

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>>34321

>NLP

See pic.

>>34322
Thank you very much! I'll keep all that in mind.
But I was looking for a more in-depth analysis as well, especially in what concerns reading other people's body language.

>>34325
It's a complicated subject. But I could start you in a direction especially for body language.
http://changingminds.org/techniques/body/body_language.htm

That page will show you everything you need to know about HOW to read body language correctly.
But it's not a users guide. It's basically fancy research notes with really good interlinking links.


Honestly though, having done all this myself. Watch the mouth and the area around it the most, After a while, you can start to see before you can hear it.
Keep an eye on what they are keeping an eye on(chances are, it's very similar to what's on their mind). but don't make it obvious.
Watch out for people with their arms crossed, All you gotta do is get them talking and they will open their arms eventually, Everyone else will notice subconsciously that you cheered that person up. Bonus points.

Actually, start here.
It's one thing knowing body language, it's another knowing what to do with it.
http://changingminds.org/explanations/explanations.htm

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>>34327
Thanks a lot! I took some time yesterday to read through those links and some other resources on the same page. It seems deceptively simple. Isn't there more to it?

>>34350

>It seems deceptively simple. Isn't there more to it?

There's a lot more to it, Body language and the "Silent languages" aren't very verbose but they are complex and as you stated also deceptive.

The only way to learn in field is to go outside head tyowards you local drinking hole and start reading people.
When you're comfortable you can start to interact with a measure of certainty.
Eventually you can start righting your own stories on other people.

It takes a while and I still have to be very forceful on the keeping it local. It'll help a lot, especially when you start getting good, because just 20 miles in any direction will change the game for you making it 100x fold more interesting.

Just learn how to be really good at oral sex and randomly make people cum during conversation. They'll love you.

>>34307
man, I haven't seen spam on 420chan in like a month and a half.

>>34309
It's on here EVERY DAY. There's a couple of threads that always get spam posts and this is one of them.

There are some things you must remember in order to manipulate personas. One is that everyone posesses multiple personalities. Another one is that your conscious is more like an overseer to them and uses them to probe and learn through many different means. See Ubermensch.

The most important thing is one most have been led to believe as mental sickness. Autism is a natural body response that causes archetype personalities to lie dormant while watching. The most important issues is how you build your true archetype. In order to control personality bias it must be stronger through your own natural control. Social media, being around electronics a lot and setting yourself in the lap of convenience isn't going to help.

In order to really have a grasp of it you need to look toward philosophy and start using breakdown methods you've learnt from other personality adaptations to see things in more than one viewpoint. It has to become reactionary depending on your resolve of a situation. At any rate, it has to be your archetype personality controlling it.

In that, the archetype can actually be forced to crack and develop all kinds of double-standards, misguided half truths and conflicting logic using stress factors to attack the psyche. You must see everything as a stress factor, positive or negative. It has some impact, even if it's very little.

If you can cognitively breakdown how they work using psychoanalysis using your archetype personality, you will be able to emulate any kind of adapted situation in real time for social scenarios. Then there's the fine line of not letting one overpower another, but rather to use it in a context of applied science. Being perceptive in this kind of light helps deter your archetype from being overpowered by derivatives. Balancing adapted lifestyles amongst a small area can be hard if you're not mentally prepared, though.

Be forewarned of that last statement and good luck.

>>34328

>Autism is a natural body response.

There's no proof of what Autism truly is, How do you propose that we know what causes it when we don't even know what it is.

>breakdown how they work using psychoanalysis

You can't.
Psychoanalysis is only in specific situations,
Such as a therapist will now how you will react in his office. But they'll never even be able to begin to guess how you would act anywhere else in any other situation.

Also your archetypal based internal voice sounds disturbing, you should get that checked out.

I think you're looking at psychological "health", Everyone else in this thread is looking at manipulation.

DO IT LOCALLY BEFORE YOU DO IT FAR FROM HOME.

>Get a book that identifies local plants that are edible/medicinal/poisonous and memorize it (and the lookalikes) the best you can.

You might not be able to rely on food you've dived or the kindness of strangers, so in a pinch, having stuff that you've found will work.

>Get an axe.

I don't know how much you're planning to live in nature or if you're bringing a tent, but an axe may be extremely useful.

>Get a knife.

Extremely useful all the time for just about everything.

>Learn to make fire multiple ways.

Bow/hand drill if you're hardcore, but vaseline on cotton balls in a film canister will help immensely.

>Get together a first aid kit.

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how far from people do you plan to be. it really changes alot of things.

How much survival are you looking for? Are looking to go out like some liberal yuppie for up to a week or mountain man status. Also, where do you live?

>>34286
this
Are they paying for your credit card ?

If not go set up another bank account and just use your bank card(visa or what ever) to buy online


>>34288
probably better sending that shit to your own address

>>34303
There are no legit other vendors other than fabric road, all of them are scams im sorry, even in canada

>>34332
Is the nylon highway even that dangerous? As long as you can look up the individual vendors on safeorscam shouldn't you be safe? I don't think the FBI or whoever can sell illicit drugs for an extended period of time without making a bust, so as long as other people have received their packages from your specific vendor you should be ok, right?

>>34332
You're a complete fool, I live in Canada and there are plenty of vendors who are legit.

SoS you clown

>As long as you can look up the individual vendors on safeorscam shouldn't you be safe?

If they've got plenty of FB and they appear legit then you should be alright.

>>34347
I wasnt talkin about vendors, I was talking about nob nylon highway sites, most of them are iffy at best due to no feedback system anf prices blow.

What about transcription jobs? Is it worth it? It sounds like it could be, but then again it just sounds like typing a bunch of words mindlessly for like, a dollar an hour

Bro, the arcade thing might work out if you stock it with experiences that you can only get at an arcade. I'm talking about tactile interaction. A kid can play Metal Gear at home, and get in all the sniper battles they want. They can only look down a scope and shoot a rival sniper in Silent Scope. They can play CoD at home, but only at the arcade can they hold a gun, and use a pedal to take cover ala Time Crisis. With gun-games, the list goes one, House of the Dead 1&2(fuck3), Jurassic Park, countless games with big carbine-attatchments that vibrate and make noise when you shoot.

For non-shooting games, I remember this game that was pink on one side, and blue on the other. The interface for each player was simply a handle connected to a rail that ran along the whole machine. They were both in the same rail, so the players could bash each other's handles left and right. The game had randomized minigames that ranged from balancing a missile(hellishly hard, basically a wasted game), to running along a rickety bridge in a volcano eruption, to catching a hundred dollar bill that had been dropped in the wind with a basket. Great fun could be had bashing your opponent this way and that.

Another one I remember is you had to sit down and you had two joy-stick with a trigger and top button each. You chose a robot out of a line-up at the beginning, and then you fought other robots. Basically like mortal combat, only the arena is full 3D, and you can use guns and bombs and laser swords.

There are innumerable games from flight simulators with joy-sticks, to weird fantasy blimp simulators with attached stationary bikes, to racing games with steering wheels or pseudo motorcycles, to skating games with handlebars and maneuverable skateboard, fire-fighting games where you manipulate hoses...the list goes on and on and on.

Hell, maybe you could just get a regular ol' fighting game, and project it onto a an enormous screen.

tl;dr, You can get a gaming experience at an arcade that you never could in your home.

>>34050

And that's not even taking into account non-digital games, like air-hockey, and pool, and foosball.

If you don't have access to a commercial kitchen, you can still have sodas, waters, milks, juices, candies, chips, etc there for the kids to buy from you.

>>34046
If you wanna just type shit, do copywriting or write a fuckload of short stories and submit them to magazines. They pay a few cents per word up a max of arund 1,500 words per story.

>>34050
There's a decent arcade where I used to live, inside of a mall called Plaza Fiesta. The mall itself is largely targeted at Latino American families, with stores catering to cultural interests and association football.
The arcade though is actually pretty neat. It's the exact same thing you're describing, with the games all selected for their visceral feel. It has it's problems though. The floor layout is too open and makes it feel cheaper and emptier that it really is. Also, they went with that weird Korean DDR knock off with the arrows in the corners. Still, there's very little quite as thrilling as having a massive plastic machine gun shake in your hands as you shoot giant spiders from a jeep.

The last really gray arcade I went to was in Ventura California. It had minigolf, batting cages, and kart racing on the side, but the arcade was this dark, neon, wonderland. It was like Hotline Miami puked on Wreck It Ralph, and then crapped out imported arcade cabinets.

>>34330
Pay for a VPN, I like proxy.sh

Download software, or .pbk network connection file. Select server, type in login info.
Done

Look up on ''DNS Leak'', you'll find some info.

>find a place to set up
>go through committees and zoning boards
>buy stuff for business
>hire people
>paperwork
>hopefully make more money than you invest

Sound about right? I've never done it and it depends on so many factors that I kept it kind of vague, but that should be the gist of it.

As for a lucrative business, find a niche market and corner it. One perk of selling things online is that your market isn't limited to local people, but labor and food are generally harder to send across the country, so if you want to sell things, you'd be more limited to tourist crap (or impulse buys like a convenience store) or large items. If you want to sell non-physical things, make sure that your area isn't already full of competent, skilled workers.

I've been meaning to start (or buy) a business for a while, so I'll keep an eye on this thread and post some more info when I have time. WE CAN DO IT BARNABY.

The steps to start a business depend heavily on what you plan to do. If you want to sell hotdogs from a cart, you need a license from what ever city(ies) you plan on operating out of and youre good to go, if you want a full blown restaurant, you'll need to find a location, you'll need staff, and you'll have to figure out payroll, on top of licenses and health inspections. Or you could just go out mow lawns, clean out garages, collect scrap, sell books on amazon, or whatever. Hang up a flyer, list your services on craigslist and you have your own business. It doesnt have to be complicated or involve the law, again, depending on what you do.

You may want to incorporate, but you dont have to, and if want you can just call yourself "Barnaby's Bidness", and go to town.

There is thread (or two) around here with business ideas, and for most of the ideas in the thread its just a simple as going out and doing it, but that doesnt mean youre going to be any good at it or make money easily

You might want to find out what kind of business you want to get into, and then start researching on the subject.

How do you avoid chargebacks? I bought some vitamins off this website and I didn't receive one of their packages. They said they sent another but I never received that either so I chargebacked and got my money. I was just thinking, if I faked the lost package when it was actually received, how would they know? no tracking and free shit.

I'm planning to sell some of my shit on ebay and I don't want someone to chargeback. If I get online tracking what are the chances I will win the dispute? how much does only tracking cost? (for domestic).

If a credit card holder what happens if you consistently chargeback your purchases? Do you get flagged or something, I mean how would they know?

I also want to sell some in game MMO shit but I face this dilemma.

It just seems so shitty that the seller gets Jewed. Even if you end up winning the dispute you may wait up to 75 days.

I was thinking of using bitcoins but not enough people use them or know how to obtain them.

>>34356
Wrong thread, nb.

How bad is it? If you talk extremely slowly and pay lots of attention, can you make it sound right?

>>34318
Nope. And it's bad. The fucking-up of the "r"s I can hear clearly while I'm talking, but the muddling of everything into "w"s I can't hear in my head while I'm doing it.

I'm twenty four, my voice sounds like a 16-17 year old autist. I'm a goddamn /smoke/er too. It doesn't make sense. The difference between how my voice gets processed in my head and how it sounds when I record it is astounding. I want what comes out to get to the level of what it sounds like internally.

How fucking expensive are speech therapists? I doubt my job benefits would cover that.

>>34317
Download the perfect voice by roger love
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/287051081

and keep practicing

I have this tendency to tuwn some of my consonants into "W"s. Especiawwy "Awe"s, I can't pwonounce those fow shit in fwuid speech.

It sounds absowutewy atrocious and I want to fix it. Does anyone have methods/suggestions? Pic is how I feew wistening to my voice wecowdings.

>>34335
That's actually pretty close.

>>34334
Thanks Grimshit.

>>34315
Not going to happen, ask /psy/ and then they will get mad and send you to the shroomery but those mushrooms don't look like anything worth picking to me

Just don't go there unless you have a degree in Mycology. Otherwise you could be in for a bad time and/or death.