/ani/ bro, hopefully you'll get some helpful replies quickly

>>34358
get him some mealworms from the pet store.
I can't really tell if he's a baby or not? But if he is keep in mind he may not survive regardless of how well you take care of him. ALSO keep in mind sometimes young birds stay on the ground for a few days when they're still learning to fly so you may be kidnapping this guy when he was just fine.

Put him in a tree where you found him , his parents is around they will hear him.

Never bring a chick home just put him in the nearest tree so his safe from cats and such.

>>34358
That is a fledgling something. Most likely a seed and occasional insect eater. Get a baby bird feeding kit at the pet store and offer him water from it. Then get him to a rehab clinic.

it's probably a bit late now, but I found this chart for future reference

>>32455

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSejMmsj-0

>>32448
It kind of depresses me that people would go to such lengths for an orgasm rather than screw the desperate, horny 5>/10 girls inhabiting this country.

>>34415

A machine doesn't talk.

>>32465
Nice image.
Quick question. If I had a sex bot, would I have to buy the clothes for it?
It'd be kinda weird buying a single sexy outfit let alone having to buy multiple sets at a time. (assuming strange fetishes that involve a lot of soiled lingerie)

>>34420

>If I had a sex bot, would I have to buy the clothes for it?

Nah. It's not like they sweat or have lady hygiene issues. You just need to clear out the dried ejaculate every so often (probably about as often as you'd change strings on a guitar).

>>34415

>It kind of depresses me that people would go to such lengths for an orgasm rather than screw the desperate, horny 5>/10 girls inhabiting this country.

Pic related. That said, let me tell you a story. I very rarely have sex and spend all my non-work time inside my apartment building (we have a 7-11 on the first floor for groceries). As long as I can remember, I've felt really shitty when my free time is imposed upon and really great whenever I get time to myself. I lucked into sex in spite of myself back in high school, then ten years later felt like I was missing out on something and attended a BDSM dungeon event to prove to myself I could have sex again.

As it turns out, it worked because there was a desperate overweight 40 year old married lady there who did all the work for me, even though I'd been abusing cough medicine on a daily basis and couldn't maintain an erection without tapping my cock periodically to keep the blood flowing. The second and third time I went to the BDSM dungeon, I just sat there for a couple hours and left, with my only interactions being with obnoxious younger people who felt the need to tell me how uncomfortable I looked.

Long story short, there are people like me who aren't really capable of socializing or having relationships due to an extreme preference for solitude to the point where your body itself will actively punish you with discomfort for having attempted to leave your apartment for non-work reasons, and sex doll AIs are for us what penicillin was for whatever penicillin treated.

>>34418
Get a wholesale license. The process is different depending on where you live so you're going to have to do some digging yourself.

The steps to start a business depend heavily on what you plan to do. If you want to sell hotdogs from a cart, you need a license from what ever city(ies) you plan on operating out of and youre good to go, if you want a full blown restaurant, you'll need to find a location, you'll need staff, and you'll have to figure out payroll, on top of licenses and health inspections. Or you could just go out mow lawns, clean out garages, collect scrap, sell books on amazon, or whatever. Hang up a flyer, list your services on craigslist and you have your own business. It doesnt have to be complicated or involve the law, again, depending on what you do.

You may want to incorporate, but you dont have to, and if want you can just call yourself "Barnaby's Bidness", and go to town.

There is thread (or two) around here with business ideas, and for most of the ideas in the thread its just a simple as going out and doing it, but that doesnt mean youre going to be any good at it or make money easily

You might want to find out what kind of business you want to get into, and then start researching on the subject.

How do you avoid chargebacks? I bought some vitamins off this website and I didn't receive one of their packages. They said they sent another but I never received that either so I chargebacked and got my money. I was just thinking, if I faked the lost package when it was actually received, how would they know? no tracking and free shit.

I'm planning to sell some of my shit on ebay and I don't want someone to chargeback. If I get online tracking what are the chances I will win the dispute? how much does only tracking cost? (for domestic).

If a credit card holder what happens if you consistently chargeback your purchases? Do you get flagged or something, I mean how would they know?

I also want to sell some in game MMO shit but I face this dilemma.

It just seems so shitty that the seller gets Jewed. Even if you end up winning the dispute you may wait up to 75 days.

I was thinking of using bitcoins but not enough people use them or know how to obtain them.

>>34356
Wrong thread, nb.

>>34263
Buy stuff from bankrupted company. Go see a bankruptcy dealer.

>>34396
and i was never talking about a hike, i was talking about living in a few square miles where you know where to get things, you know surviving in the wilderness. to be honest, considering op is going to festivals they are going to have real issues with him trying to bring in a 8 inch blade. a small axe how ever and a smaller full tang thick blade knife will be looked at with a better attitude.

honestly op, your best bet in making this adventure fun is being friendly. getting rides and having a plae to stay will greatly improve your time. i have a few friends who have travelled via the states festival scene and they tend to just sit by the exit on leave day with a sign saying where they are going (preferably with gas money but ive seen some people with scissors looking to trim nugs)

considering you are going to be alot of walking down main roads some of the thins people are telling you is false. a map will be your best friend. if you know its only 20 miles to the next stop/gas station a gallon of water will be fine (assuming its not baking hot) but if you have a more then that with out a ride or establishment you will kinda be fucked.

are there small game, chimp munk/squirell style animals where you are going? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNpiyq02ccQ skip to 4 mins in. the other thing you should look into is http://www.amazon.com/Dozen-Single-Spring-Muskrat-Weasel/dp/B0047EDBZ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369846054&sr=8-1&keywords=conibear+110+trap 110 is the smaller size, the bigger ones will kill a beaver, but again festivals are going to look at you a little strange for carrying traps.

if you are carrying food, things like instant potatos, rice and mac and cheese taste alright with out butter and just require you eye balling the watter required. salt is preferable. alot of boxed food is add water type deals are pretty decent to bring with you as you probably arent use to mres and what not

>>34396
And are you always going to be able to purify that water, or do you prefer the feeling of cryptosporidium? And nothing will ever happen that would prevent you from getting to these water sources, since human bones never break and muscles never get sprained. Oh, and I almost forgot, all water everywhere is completely accessible and never at the bottom of an a cliff. Not to mention that all water everywhere is on public land and no one will ever chase you away from an area with a gun.

It is nothing but cockiness and arrogance to not carry ample water. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that a person should not carry extra food and water. It could very well take days before finding another source.

>>34403
boiling water is a pretty sure fire way to kill most pathogens, metal water bottles are very useful. if im surviving in the woods(what op originally said) and break my leg im probably going to die even if i have water due to starvation. even if im next to a water score, thats one of those injurers you are lucky to come back from. you are failing to realize how short of a walk it is from one source to another and if im living in the woods, im probably not being to nomadic with out scouting the next place i move too. where im at, literally, creeks upon creeks up here. one has a dead carcase? move up 400 feet and see its cleaner. if its not, a day with out water wont kill you. the next creek wont be far
any ways hes trying to travel, not bushwhack through the woods. ive used a persons sprinker sysmtem to fill up a bottle before when i was out and about so remeber to always be inovative, people arent going to get murder charges for nothing , getting water, depending where you are is no that hard.

>>34403
Talking of cockiness and arrogance you post is full of it. Well done hypocrite. The human body can go for well over a week without food or water, It may not be nice, but carrying round 2x 3x as much as you actually need is just stupid unless you have an efficient means of moving it all around such as a car or a horse, camel, donkey etc etc. The list goes on.
You are much more better off carrying around sanitation pills and a fire stove (even better a flint and steel) with 2 or 3 liters of water(per person)
you have more than enough to last you and instead of carrying around 6 liters heavy arse water you are just carrying around a handful of pills and a couple of rocks.
This way you don't waste water trying to carry more water.

*sigh* Yeah, I was being kind of a dick. Sorry about that. I've been fighting with my girlfriend and I have been coming off of a binge, so I have been a bit stressed. Sorry for being such a dick.

I agree that 1 gallon of water is a good amount. Purification tablets are a great idea too. Might I suggest using liquid iodine instead? That way it can also be used for first aid.

The main thing I wanted to get across is don't take anything for granted.

Pic related as it is delicious.

What about transcription jobs? Is it worth it? It sounds like it could be, but then again it just sounds like typing a bunch of words mindlessly for like, a dollar an hour

Bro, the arcade thing might work out if you stock it with experiences that you can only get at an arcade. I'm talking about tactile interaction. A kid can play Metal Gear at home, and get in all the sniper battles they want. They can only look down a scope and shoot a rival sniper in Silent Scope. They can play CoD at home, but only at the arcade can they hold a gun, and use a pedal to take cover ala Time Crisis. With gun-games, the list goes one, House of the Dead 1&2(fuck3), Jurassic Park, countless games with big carbine-attatchments that vibrate and make noise when you shoot.

For non-shooting games, I remember this game that was pink on one side, and blue on the other. The interface for each player was simply a handle connected to a rail that ran along the whole machine. They were both in the same rail, so the players could bash each other's handles left and right. The game had randomized minigames that ranged from balancing a missile(hellishly hard, basically a wasted game), to running along a rickety bridge in a volcano eruption, to catching a hundred dollar bill that had been dropped in the wind with a basket. Great fun could be had bashing your opponent this way and that.

Another one I remember is you had to sit down and you had two joy-stick with a trigger and top button each. You chose a robot out of a line-up at the beginning, and then you fought other robots. Basically like mortal combat, only the arena is full 3D, and you can use guns and bombs and laser swords.

There are innumerable games from flight simulators with joy-sticks, to weird fantasy blimp simulators with attached stationary bikes, to racing games with steering wheels or pseudo motorcycles, to skating games with handlebars and maneuverable skateboard, fire-fighting games where you manipulate hoses...the list goes on and on and on.

Hell, maybe you could just get a regular ol' fighting game, and project it onto a an enormous screen.

tl;dr, You can get a gaming experience at an arcade that you never could in your home.

>>34050

And that's not even taking into account non-digital games, like air-hockey, and pool, and foosball.

If you don't have access to a commercial kitchen, you can still have sodas, waters, milks, juices, candies, chips, etc there for the kids to buy from you.

>>34046
If you wanna just type shit, do copywriting or write a fuckload of short stories and submit them to magazines. They pay a few cents per word up a max of arund 1,500 words per story.

>>34050
There's a decent arcade where I used to live, inside of a mall called Plaza Fiesta. The mall itself is largely targeted at Latino American families, with stores catering to cultural interests and association football.
The arcade though is actually pretty neat. It's the exact same thing you're describing, with the games all selected for their visceral feel. It has it's problems though. The floor layout is too open and makes it feel cheaper and emptier that it really is. Also, they went with that weird Korean DDR knock off with the arrows in the corners. Still, there's very little quite as thrilling as having a massive plastic machine gun shake in your hands as you shoot giant spiders from a jeep.

The last really gray arcade I went to was in Ventura California. It had minigolf, batting cages, and kart racing on the side, but the arcade was this dark, neon, wonderland. It was like Hotline Miami puked on Wreck It Ralph, and then crapped out imported arcade cabinets.

>>34321

>NLP

See pic.

>>34322
Thank you very much! I'll keep all that in mind.
But I was looking for a more in-depth analysis as well, especially in what concerns reading other people's body language.

>>34325
It's a complicated subject. But I could start you in a direction especially for body language.
http://changingminds.org/techniques/body/body_language.htm

That page will show you everything you need to know about HOW to read body language correctly.
But it's not a users guide. It's basically fancy research notes with really good interlinking links.


Honestly though, having done all this myself. Watch the mouth and the area around it the most, After a while, you can start to see before you can hear it.
Keep an eye on what they are keeping an eye on(chances are, it's very similar to what's on their mind). but don't make it obvious.
Watch out for people with their arms crossed, All you gotta do is get them talking and they will open their arms eventually, Everyone else will notice subconsciously that you cheered that person up. Bonus points.

Actually, start here.
It's one thing knowing body language, it's another knowing what to do with it.
http://changingminds.org/explanations/explanations.htm

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>>34327
Thanks a lot! I took some time yesterday to read through those links and some other resources on the same page. It seems deceptively simple. Isn't there more to it?

>>34350

>It seems deceptively simple. Isn't there more to it?

There's a lot more to it, Body language and the "Silent languages" aren't very verbose but they are complex and as you stated also deceptive.

The only way to learn in field is to go outside head tyowards you local drinking hole and start reading people.
When you're comfortable you can start to interact with a measure of certainty.
Eventually you can start righting your own stories on other people.

It takes a while and I still have to be very forceful on the keeping it local. It'll help a lot, especially when you start getting good, because just 20 miles in any direction will change the game for you making it 100x fold more interesting.

Dl this book op. "What every BODY is saying."

>>33586

>Music Industry Arts program

>>33611
Yea I picked I lucrative hobby, drugs. Goin to college to push pharms :)

>>34244

>oxy codone:10 dollars
>valium: 3 dollars
>getting kicked outa school because someone narced, priceless

>>33586
This is odd. I'm a graduate from that exact program. First off, don't pay attention to the negativity in this thread. It usually comes from people who didn't have the balls to pursue their passion. I will say this though. It is not easy but it is very possible to be successful in this field. I got a job at a record label (last gang) straight out of school. Work hard and make friends that work hard too. Go in with a realistic mindset. A lot of people think they will be rockstars by the time they leave that program and it just doesnt work that way. Having a Sony record exec as a teacher doesnt mean he'll hook you up.

Sadly, there is not much you can do about being on the waitlist. It's a very hard program to get into and they usually prefer to take people with previous post secondary experience. Don't lose hope quite yet though, I had a friend who was wait listed and didn't find out he was in until mid July.

If you don't get in, I suggest taking a 1yr general arts course at western/fanshawe and to try again next year. Good luck man. Keep at it and you'll make it in the industry.

>OP is doing something he wants to do
>Everyone else raging because they're too afraid to do what they wanna do

Get the book "The War Of Art" By Steven Pressfield it's awesome.

What's good about the arts, and especially modern music is you don't need a degree to do it. It's much more work than getting a job in business or whatever but what the fuck is the point of doing something that doesn't make you happy? This may be a blessing that you were waitlisted, use the time to gain experience and learn. Start making music if you don't already, try to get into recording studios and working with bands/artists.

Be stubborn and dumb, smart people weigh their options and give up.

i dont think it's possible...

how is the pic unrelated?

Not possible. You can either tag people with their name or their relationship status to you (sister, husband, etc).

>>34371
Buy food from asian grocery stores.

Lots of rice. Buy in bulk and devote an afternoon/evening each week to cooking several BULK meals. I fucked myself over last year by not dooign this and living with fucking SLOBS.

>>34376
If you cook your own food and do it correctly you'll save a lot of money in the long run. Work on making leftovers and actually consuming the leftovers.

>>34330
Pay for a VPN, I like proxy.sh

Download software, or .pbk network connection file. Select server, type in login info.
Done

Look up on ''DNS Leak'', you'll find some info.