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How do I use this website? by NewfagMan - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 16:31:33 EST ID:a37f77DA No.38212 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey im a newfag.
I'm used to the future,using it's catalogue and Thread watcher functions.But there doesnt seem to be anything similar on here.
So how does one keep track of Threads and stuff?
this board especially is so slow,it amazes me,why don't 3yr old threads just die?
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Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:42:33 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just stay around and chill^^
you were onto something in >>38216
it's a nice place when you're stoned enough to ignore the occasional hostilities that you find on all chans

have some butts, usually there are DICKS EVERYWHERE
Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:43:16 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:44:15 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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NewfagMan - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 08:30:22 EST ID:6VVYh3Uu No.38271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
those are pretty nice butts senpai,although 2d doesnt cut it for me.
anyways, what's "hashfat" supposed to mean?
some kind of edible made from hash and fat?
Samuel Cruffingfitch - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:41:04 EST ID:cfWJiBtM No.38272 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol took me a minute to understand what the fuck you were even asking. the names are randomly generated.

where do I get someone to create a cheap Logo for me? by Display HellCell - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 15:08:30 EST ID:aEMBDLE6 No.38255 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I would like to get a Logo (gaming and movie-related)
(and a 3-5 second intro-video)
cheaply made.

It doesn't need to look too fancy.

Any ideas where I should look?

Fiverr disapointed me
since all of the designers I contacted gladly took 5-10 bucks
but wanted over 20 more after the first payment!

(Had to refund every one of them!)
Late Prix - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:03:32 EST ID:pdrwy8kJ No.38256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thats what you get for using Fiverr!

Designing a Logo for only 5 or 10 bucks? Yeah... sure buddy!

Lazy, greedy pricks all over the place incompetent amateurs who couldn't use photoshop if their life depended on it!

But you get what you expect. Its not possible to get a good design for just 5 bucks!

Prove me wrong!
Hugh Worthinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:45:33 EST ID:SG4sGsDc No.38262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why not just start experimenting with photo shop and do it yourself? There's a lot of good tutorials. And its not like you have to become a master to do a logo. Here's what I'm thinking.
>pirate photo shop
>watch some videos on how to use it
>experiment with it for a week or two
>come out with something you legit like.
Its not like you'll be the best at it but having a little bit of basic skill with it will be nice. Sure, its a little more work. But you'll be learning a bit of basic skills in the process.
Mosh - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 07:32:33 EST ID:WlXYdcNr No.38263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38262 you dont even need to pirate photoshop, Adobe photoshop CS2 is free to download now, it's probably Illustrator that you want to pirate

SERIO by Edward Shakeville - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:45 EST ID:SPqhLdq6 No.38115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how to chemical peel yourself?
where to buy the stuff?
Hedda Fanwell - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 11:44:36 EST ID:0DHqBqve No.38158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Hi jack!
Mosh - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 11:10:36 EST ID:SPPvq7RQ No.38179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was wondering about this acid peel, people travel to London and pay £500 for this, and isn't it meant to be painful too ?
Doris Crivingshaw - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 00:40:40 EST ID:ocXOMsdZ No.38196 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You should look into dermaplaning. you can DIY at home and it is less harmful to your skin.
Samuel Beggletetch - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 01:51:17 EST ID:0y2F+cIj No.38259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Watch out, my opinion.

What I do, I am about, 46 or something years old. People say I look 26. 32 I like to wash my face real well, under the eyes and above, eyelids, nose, etc.

Every time I get up to go to the bathroom at night, I like work my facial
muscles, Ya know the clint eastwood eyes squint?

Wake up, first thing is adjust eyes, facial movements. In a while
you find a place where you can guess what may work best for you.

The neck and shoulder areas are just as important, they are part of our
facial expressions. When you find the two actually working together,
you will likely see further connections with your body of what you are
trying to accomplish.
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Thermite by Hannah Finkinchune - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 15:20:59 EST ID:5MYTTaUA No.38199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How is it made?
Betsy Worthingstone - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:43:13 EST ID:2B3BZUpg No.38203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Nessleforth - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:54:47 EST ID:n7xV4XcR No.38206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Phyllis Hubbershaw - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 21:02:48 EST ID:jIHZZy2z No.38210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
would be cool if you report if this works, I dunno how you'd even get the ingredients

Living off the grid, isn't it way too romanticized? (AMA) by Change Bossoms - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 10:14:34 EST ID:APyi2HHG No.38209 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had the idea long time ago, when I was way younger to just fuck it all
and live on a farm with some friends.

I gave it a try and lived nearly 2 years on a farm (still not completely off the grid!), worked, ate, slept ther
and had a small wooden trailer to live in.

Most energy came from generators and gas.powered heaters.

Winter time sucked, since heaters made it way too hot and heat-preservation was only good in the barn, where hay-balls were placed unter the roof.

Toilet was a chemical box
or a real toilet, that was in the house of my "co-workers" outside.

At some point, when you had to consider bathing or just going naked with a morning-wood to the bathroom impossible
I just said "fuck it!", lived on welfare for a short time
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Dem kiddos by William Farringville - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 12:55:46 EST ID:ztb9ipqg No.38200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i was assigned with an project to deal and fill up some time of teenagers.
The thing about them kiddos, is that they are the ones with an attitude, raised by non caring parents, so they might have school but as far as i know, they dont even show up there before the police has to pick them on from the streets.
My worry is how does one become an icon to them, a rolemodel of some sorts, how do i get their attention and secondly, in an educational level, what would be good activities to get them hooked on (ex. English class, art of some sorts, considering some form of cooking)
inb4 weed, i think some them are already in that game, no need for me in this
also, sidenote, i, the assigned one, am a foreigner with pretty low level of local language, manageable, but still yet low
Any thoughts fellas?
Betsy Sidgesat - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:58:22 EST ID:l2FuCyxr No.38201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pick the weakest one in the group and savagely beat the shit out of him in front of the others.

Instant respect
Nathaniel Bemmertut - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 17:16:08 EST ID:CKCcRESL No.38205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*strongest one
Clara Hungerbanks - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 18:42:59 EST ID:ce/BQPvu No.38207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make it a science class and teach them how to cook meth and take bong hits.
Merinery Minerals - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:43:02 EST ID:APyi2HHG No.38208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just bail!

Kids are like drunken sociopaths,
shit-talking, aggressive, no motivation and no self control.

Only high-qualified personell should handle kids,
especially since presumably only 20% of all parents are doing their job!

ask me how to do anything... anything by Jenny Blosslechark - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:54:28 EST ID:vthGB4wx No.36806 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and I will tell you how, ill hang around this broad for a few days
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Ekaj Ribions - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 05:19:59 EST ID:58NvA41C No.38141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how to challenge my psyche without going insane?
Rebecca Croffingkot - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:16:48 EST ID:hNxW20rE No.38143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lots of acid
Charles Giblingdit - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:27:35 EST ID:ElhLyxQ2 No.38169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how do I get free weed and smoke it without my parents smelling
Nathaniel Peshridge - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 18:50:05 EST ID:EHHoVjVz No.38195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how to make money
Doris Sullysure - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 17:55:26 EST ID:MbNaF10j No.38204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Large doses of 4-meo-pcp and DPT in combination.

finding or making fakes by Charlotte Chammerlock - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:52:17 EST ID:QtMXdWt6 No.38202 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how to find or make quality fake legal documents (id's, drivers licenses, birth certificates and passports)

Stankness by Caroline Hurringstock - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:56:36 EST ID:Spr++EK+ No.37187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /HOWTO/

I live in a fucking hot country and my body odor is fine apart from my feet. If I wear sandals fine, but sometimes I like to wear shoes or have to and when I do, damn my feet stink and so do my shoes. How do I stop this from happening... Pic unrelated
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Albert Seshnitch - Sun, 12 Apr 2015 23:10:35 EST ID:mQUsancK No.37414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
change shoes every day or 2. My feetsmell too if i don't change them every once in a while. I thought that was common knowledge.
Cedric Nettingridge - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 16:38:05 EST ID:v3bJj/Zw No.37435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put a light coating of baking soda in your shoes.

Baking soda is mildly alkaline, so it'll kill the smell-causing bacteria. baking soda also neutralizes smell, its why people use it to clean up puke.
Jarvis Brazzlebury - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 14:50:22 EST ID:g/n+eS0L No.37439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to have stank feet and I used to think it's genetic cause my mother has them too, but I went vegan and my feet smell nice, so yeah, it's not genetic and mostlikely has to do with your gut.
Alice Hedgeson - Thu, 07 May 2015 00:55:16 EST ID:G3YMQ9om No.37452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Throw your shoes in the washing machine and then NEVER wear them with cotton socks again. Bacteria loves cotton so wear either 100% wool or some sort of synthetic like Coolmax.

Also, putting them in the freezer wont kill shit, the bacteria just goes dormant while its frozen. You need to wash with anti-bacterial chemicals.
Emma Dashletch - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:27:56 EST ID:2MvoV1+N No.38197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
baking soda and orange peels if you want a zesty trick

Howto Leave the country escape student debt by Rebecca Croffingkot - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:16:23 EST ID:hNxW20rE No.38142 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do
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Basil Blatherfoot - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 21:45:47 EST ID:zkij/XDb No.38181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Step 1: get visa
Step 2: leave
Step 3: watch from afar as your credit rating melts worse than chernobyl
Step 4: lenders sue your parents and take all their money instead
Step 5: come back to usa after you make some dumb mistake overseas
Step 6: everyone in your family hates you for being a cowardly little bitch and dumping your problems on them
Step 7: never be approved for credit ever again
Step 8: die forever alone
Cyril Fuckingford - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 17:00:40 EST ID:IQLmzlU8 No.38182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This reminds me of Buttcoin Jesus.

Doris Pockham - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 14:55:06 EST ID:2Ov87V6Z No.38187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nathaniel Heckleson - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 03:00:26 EST ID:xRygU34r No.38191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>implying people can take your debt if you didnt have a cosigner
William Gummerlock - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 20:06:33 EST ID:zkij/XDb No.38193 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>implying any bank in the last 15 years would ever give you a student loan without a cosigner

Becoming prime minister of New Zealand by Phoebe Nabberman - Mon, 08 Jun 2015 09:02:21 EST ID:bDbjtT5T No.37512 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys, i need to become prime minister.
I feel like it is important to get a wide range of highly educated opinions on the subject. This is why i have chosen the venerable denizens of 420chan to help me in my work.
I currently have no job and have enough money to pay bills for 2 weeks. I can definately find a job pretty easy and i expect to find one in the next week.
Past that, i don't have a university degree and i did averagely in high school.
So now that you've heard what i can bring to the table, i feel like we should get into the nitty gritty of policy, promotion and party politics.
When i assume my position as prime minister, i will grant you all citizenship for your hard work in our righteous fight.
God Defend our Free Land
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Ernest Honeyworth - Sat, 13 Jun 2015 10:52:00 EST ID:fZyRPNVq No.37519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When's the next election? DO you want to rise through the ranks of a major party? Or do you want to start a party? Maybe you can run with a small party just getting its start?

Does the pirate party have any seats? That's odd if they don't. The land of Kim Dotcom? But not one seat? I know he's a major douche, but maybe you can bilk him for some money for your campaign.

PROTIP: Look for seats in parliament that are being vacated next election cycle. You don't want to go against an incumbent, especially if you don't really have any qualifications.

consider going for a town/city position first. Councilor? Remember it's all about getting your face out there. Go door to door, shake hands, greet people in the streets, talk to them. Find out if there's some specific issue that's in their craw. Don't want X development happening? Don't want Y tax? Look for a simple issue, not something complex like fixing schools or transit, or making property values increase. get a simple issue. Fix it. Be responsive to your constituents. BAM! Now you've got a political powerbase. (this also works with the parliament seat).

Getting a political base is the most important step. If you can do it outside of the major parties, then grow that shit you might be able to form a minority government down the road, and be prime minister.

Although if all your connections are in an area that's heavily one party, then you should just try to rise through the ranks of that party.
Nicholas Wusslehitch - Fri, 26 Jun 2015 00:47:04 EST ID:1Na09eb8 No.37537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Here's what you've got to do:
Go to New Zealand's Colosseum building located in Wellington (also called the behive).
Enter through the front gate, where you'll be met by two national guardians who'll give you a choice of weapons (i'd go for the short sword to counter Key's current great sword technique).
First you'll have to qualify to face the current prime minister by defeating 10 traditional maori party warriors, 5 Labour red guards and the initial two national guardians.
Once you have defeated all of these opponents the real challenge commences.
Death battle with the KEYSTER.

Godspeed op.
CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Sat, 27 Jun 2015 20:03:37 EST ID:EXOBYuNw No.37540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I enjoy this post.
Reuben Crarringwell - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 00:56:10 EST ID:KJFrEDCr No.37557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't be prime minister without going to the elite schools of NZ (wherever your elites go) and networking with other elites with law degrees, well typically.

You start by simply organizing and getting elected to a low level position somewhere, then scheming and plotting your way to higher power through cronyism and corruption like every single other country.

The Obama method is a good strategy. Go to top school on scholarship, join every club in the school and become leader of it, join a church but not because you're religious but because you wish to learn the public speaking game of the guy giving sermons, after your law degree go into "community leadership" which helps you network into some sort of low level political position, then get all your old Yale or Harvard friends to help you raise money and hire them as campaign managers, become POTUS or grand chancellor of new zealand or w/e.
Charles Giblingdit - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:36:02 EST ID:ElhLyxQ2 No.38171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Import a bunch of Americans and help us get asylum citizenship, we'll live in Maiori slums on South Island and vote for anyone who passes us a joint.

Carpentry Apprenticeship by Cornelius Foblingstedge - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 09:33:47 EST ID:gW45FZYW No.38152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Going to build an off grid tiny house, can take care of most of it but know nothing about woodworking. Does anybody have experience with carpentry training or apprenticeship? which school/center/business have you gone to, and would you recommend it? has anybody tried self-teaching, or the internet? how did it go and what website/book did you learn from?
Phineas Dazzlekedge - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 10:15:12 EST ID:Ex1pY8NF No.38153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im an apprentice plumber. working construction is the shit when youve got an experienced journeyman helping you out. you cant learn construction off the internet... trade school is your best bet. nvm after reading your post turns out youre gonna build a cabin? lol apprecticeship
Charles Pegglebanks - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 17:45:09 EST ID:5bt9mrwU No.38156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Youtube videos will teach you a lot, but there's no substitute for someone looking over your shoulder and telling you how you're fucking up. There will also invariably be things that you will never learn by yourself because they won't occur to you. That goes for any craft, but I would say building stuff especially.
Jarvis Horryhit - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 14:22:40 EST ID:egqBgWJ5 No.38162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they say one of the final challenges of carpentry is to make your own door from scratch (rather than a pre-hung). if it hangs nicely, closes smoothly, and doesnt swing open or closed, then you're probably good at carpentry
Edwin Ciblingkork - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:16:49 EST ID:9Jgh4wxd No.38164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>youtube + dad + local bunnings

I've built a little platform out in the woods, no previous experience.
I would suggest trying something a bit smaller first and then going for the house, also get a design down that is site apt. first.

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