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How do you cook crystal Meth? by Martha Chadgeham - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 23:46:27 EST ID:48MrbPMy No.36975 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys, I really want to know how to either shake and bake, and what ingredients to use

and or how to REALLY cook, and how to get DANK ass crystals instead of shake I would love some feedback
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Charles Purringlodge - Fri, 10 Oct 2014 22:46:06 EST ID:60h0Hqd8 No.37028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36975
Look up uncle festers guide to manufacturing methamphetamine
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Betsy Muvinghood - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 06:02:30 EST ID:M/Pwz/hC No.37041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
settle down jesse
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Martin Hedgeshaw - Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:54:46 EST ID:FqTqp+fA No.37091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
actual meth isn't stable in "dank-ass crystals", actual good meth is only stable in shake. You need to thin it out and put structural binders in it to get huge crystals.
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Molly Niggerdale - Mon, 10 Nov 2014 09:03:52 EST ID:XJPn8u5b No.37100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36975
chem major here. The recipe is relatively easy, but I don't know if I should post.
What I will post is that many of the solvents/by products formed will be soluble in acetone where meth is only very slightly soluble. So if you want more pure stuff from shake&bake, do an acetone wash over a filter, then when the acetone evaporates off (it does so very quickly), dissolve meth in as little water as possible and let it evaporate off slowly to form crystals.

Also if you figure out how to make it please wear gloves, especially when opening the bottle, as anhydrous ammonia will fuck your shit up. Also wear a respirator, or at the very least a mask and keep ventilated. Also when you make hydrochloride gas, WEAR A FUCKING RESPIRATOR. That shit will kill you dead

Use nitrile gloves for the ammonia portion of the cook, and latex gloves for the hydrogen chloride portion. and make sure you study the cook well and look for potential dangers of any of the portions of the cook, such as ammonia, hydrochloride gas, lithium, etc so you dont kill yourself.

Stay safe homie
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Alice Fublingtat - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 09:40:58 EST ID:vMITqxNw No.37113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37100
>>36975
True, Meth-cooking is very dangerous if you don't take precautions. If you've seen Breaking Bad, one of the very real things in the series is the safety equipment. Take heed to Walt's advice to use proper equiment as well... If the chemicals don't kill you, using the wrong type of glass or metal will (most likely from blowing up in your face).

Do not, under any circumstances, cook (meth)amphetamine using kitchen or home equipment... A friend of mine learned that the hard way, and has half his face full of small scars from glass and chems when a glass pan exploded near him. A face full of glass is one thing, but add strong acids and chemicals to the mix. I had one of the manliest men i've ever met cry and scream like a baby for an hour while I poured water on his face.

Same guy also has lung problems for cooking for years with insufficient ventilation and masking.

Even though i'm capable of cooking, know the chemistry by heart etc., I haven't even considered trying to cook since, simply because of the danger... you can fuck yourself up real bad if you don't know what you're doing.


Fast, Simple, Video editing by Archie Buzzville - Thu, 23 Oct 2014 00:58:33 EST ID:WvNsZ2pm No.37060 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have tried a few programs in the past for video editing but they always seem to not be complete, IE having to download other converting programs as well and having to go threw many steps to simply edit a clip out of a video or things of this nature.

I simply want a program that can easily cut copy and paste sections of video no matter the file type and be able to easily save it as the file type I wish without it ruining the video or compressing it and making it look like crap or being forced to change the resolution etc.

Doesn't matter if its free or not, just want something simple and complete.

Mainly its for creating gifs and light video editing but it doesn't need to do anything fancy or be able to add tons of effects n stuff.
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Hugh Gonnerman - Thu, 30 Oct 2014 19:25:16 EST ID:MuPAaMM8 No.37084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just pirate sony vegas or something, that's what I did
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Cedric Pidgehall - Sat, 01 Nov 2014 15:29:31 EST ID:VCQPix6e No.37086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Calling a butt plug a dildo

We need to use the right terminology. Don't be homophobic.


working at lobor works. by Nell Poshfoot - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 18:44:37 EST ID:QS18Zw4O No.36905 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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not sure if this is where i should post this, but im thinking about going to labor works because i really fucking need money. im not sure how labor works is but ive heard you just go in, get analyzed, and then wait around for several hours to a day until they have work for you. does anybody have experience with labor works? would it be likely that i can get a paycheck within 24 hours?
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Eugene Wegglemedging - Sun, 12 Oct 2014 19:18:10 EST ID:LUlef+Tq No.37032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37031
Also the temp agency I worked at will pay you the same day but you have to be able to get your check from the agency before they close and also be able to make it to the bank. So if you're trying to get paid the same day so you can buy your crack or whatever, make sure you get a job that doesn't work you past 5pm
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Eugene Wegglemedging - Sun, 12 Oct 2014 19:20:40 EST ID:LUlef+Tq No.37033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36927
This depends on which agency you go to. But I know labor ready didn't require any of those and provided everything you need for the job.
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Archie Puggledale - Sun, 12 Oct 2014 21:09:38 EST ID:d7cLDG53 No.37037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
for all you dudes with trade jobs, how is it? I was thinking of becoming an electrician but honestly I just want a job where I can feel good about the job I do and still have plenty of free time for fun and stuff.

What are you average hours?
how long does it take to get licensures?
are community colleges and trade schools not scams?
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Lillian Gingerdock - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 16:45:38 EST ID:PMraJ0UZ No.37042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37037
Tig welder here. I work at a plant that manufactures custom ventilation systems ( for firefighters, industrial greenhouses, auto shops, ect). Work in welding can range from shitty, outdoor structural shit up to cushy gigs in air conditioned shops, but industry equivalent of a coffee-fetching intern makes $15 an hour, with the average being 23-27 and if you get into pipe you're looking at 30-50 depending on how experienced you are, how dangerous the job is, and how critical/high quality that weld joint needs to be. I'm in a pretty large shop, so we use shifts, and so my hours are always 7am-4pm monday through friday.

You can get a cert for a specific kind of welding in as little as two semesters, but getting more certs/an associates can take up to two years.

Community colleges and trade schools can be really good, but buyer beware. There's a big problem with "for profit" schools out there that are scams, but the good ones are really worth it.

Accreditation used to be the big thing, but somehow the "for profit" colleges got around it. The big thing to look for is tax payers are putting money into the school. If the tax payers are invovled, the government is over-seeing the program which means that there is no room for scams. For Community colleges, look to see of credits in non-trade programs ( shit like history, math, language, ect) transfers to the nearest 4-year state university. If they don't transfer, it means that that college was probably a shitty scam. If your college is in an office building, a strip mall, or other space that can be bought or rented, its probably a scam, but be careful because some places with traditional outdoor campuses went bankrupt and were then bought out and turned into scams. Also look for partnerships from trade associations, Like the AWS (American welding association) or AMRA (automotive maintenance and repair association). Beware the names "Corinthian college" "Everest " "WyoTech" and "university of phoenix", and understand that if any more than 10% of your class time is supposed to be online that no one will take it seriously.
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Fuck Higglepuck - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 01:27:05 EST ID:E+IMJZZJ No.37044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look up day labor. Just show up in the early AM, the ones I worked at cash paid after the job. Work faster to get the job done early still get paid what the job agreement was for the job the the service. Haven't seem aything anything different.

Having a car would usually guarantee work, basically always. An obligation if
you haul others is they would give gratuity for giving them a ride and an opportunity
to make money. The services I remember would pay some gas money also.

No car, a bit tougher. Places with regulars, like alcoholics they may not choose you
over them if you are young, as they would not want to cause tension between them and
and the service. This happens at some places but not others.

If you are somewhat focused steady and not hung over all the time maybe seek a job with a painting company for a longer term solution. Work day labor for a while and buy basic hand tools. Painter whited (pants) hand masker, 5-in-one, respirator for interior work.
The company may offer the tools and take the cost out of your paycheck. Some may
just have the tools but it is better to own your own tools. A small grate and small
roller may be needed, along with a brush.
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ITT ask me to tell you how to do anything by Edward Chogglebury - Sun, 07 Sep 2014 14:58:39 EST ID:VqYUWxvB No.36897 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I will stick around and explain because I have knowledge in almost every field cover by this website and in real life

so ask me something I will reply! :)
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Matilda Billerdock - Mon, 29 Sep 2014 01:53:44 EST ID:AEG54VkG No.36992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36929
>rarest CD
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Matilda Billerdock - Mon, 29 Sep 2014 01:54:39 EST ID:AEG54VkG No.36993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36992
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Jack Ducklelog - Thu, 02 Oct 2014 20:53:33 EST ID:KvjZNwWE No.37002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36992
>>36993
Lol..
It was actually a promo cd
and I got it
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Angus Hummerbark - Thu, 09 Oct 2014 02:58:32 EST ID:4ETs/M1c No.37021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36925
if you knew what it was why would you?
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Barnaby Shittingridge - Thu, 09 Oct 2014 13:58:17 EST ID:DJiCYjzF No.37022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36929
punch her in the back of the head when she least suspects it


Egg Shells by Fucking Clayhall - Sat, 17 May 2014 21:30:24 EST ID:MUDO+c0r No.36486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How to remove the shell from boiled egg?
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Simon Bocklechitch - Fri, 30 May 2014 13:33:06 EST ID:cmdMAbeZ No.36535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36514
You can crack it in one piece. Cracked at the bottom and boiled right, it should peel away in a single piece.
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Synthetic !ryBONGJej. - Tue, 03 Jun 2014 16:33:32 EST ID:YXUnIPhO No.36547 Report Quick Reply
OP, here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU&feature=kp
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Lillian Bunwell - Wed, 04 Jun 2014 14:17:38 EST ID:Oqm0ihlY No.36551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36547
2 egg whites
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Samuel Wuddleson - Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:21:49 EST ID:Dm3hTXaq No.37019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36486
>Not just cracking it before you boil it
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Polly Bundale - Wed, 08 Oct 2014 02:00:29 EST ID:WXVUa0mT No.37020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The secret technique:

Tap around the shell to crack the shell, then peel the egg UNDER A STREAM OF RUNNING COLD WATER. The water forces its way under the shell and makes it come loose. Often it makes the shell pop right off.


homeownership by Hugh Gammerhood - Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:09:51 EST ID:HwYJlU3B No.37018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anyone on 420chan own their own home? It's always been my dream to have a place of my own, rent is a sin, i've been living with my parents and working+saving for a long time (22 now) and have about 30k saved up, and could get a 10k loan from family. I'd really like to get my hands on a home, i figure if I do it right I can still get by on minimum wage. Eventually I'd like to rent the place out and generate income as a landlord.

here's a place i'm looking at:
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2907-Chandler-Hwy_Tyler_TX_75702_M71868-37623
i'm pretty confident if i'm dealing with cash i could haggle the price down 5 grand.

I understand the absolute fundamentals of real estate: don't buy sight unseen, hire an inspector, scope out the neighborhood, etc etc. It seems as long as the house isn't vacant it'll be generating enough income to cover taxes+maintenance at the very least. I've also got a pretty good nose for bullshit (used to deal, not anymore) so screening tenants doesn't really faze me. Just wanted to hear some stories from other people who've done this. I'm really just looking for the easiest way to build up wealth now, without having to tie myself down to a career. I'd probably rent this house out then live in my car, maybe take a mortgage out on another one and make the mortgage payments off the rent I get from a house I own outright, plus whatever job i have at the time. And to be clear I'm not a total idiot with money, I know to work within a margin and have emergency funds for the inevitable shit life throws at you.

So yeah... has anyone here gotten situated in real estate while being low-income? How'd it work out? I went to a landlord/tenant night class at a comm. college and was the youngest guy there, outlined my plans to them (buy the house, get two roommates + job somewhere, work my way up) and everyone there told me to go for it. So i'm pretty excited. Would like to hear other peoples stories though.
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William Packlewit - Sat, 11 Oct 2014 08:40:24 EST ID:7QO+b7av No.37029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ah well for anyone reading, i figured out elsewhere the best way a pleb can reasonably become a homeowner without being stuck in the worst ghettos.

need:
substantial savings (20-40k)
family with good credit

  • have parents take a mortgage out on the place, effectively using them as a credit buffer
  • let them use a majority savings as a down payment
  • find roommates asap (yep you'll still have to deal with idiots but hey at least you're higher up on the legal ladder this time around)

ideally the rent you collect from roommates should be enough to cover the mortgage, but even then a minimum wage job should be able to cover it. we're talking payments similar to what you probably already pay for rent, $400-700 a month.

otherwise you could probably get a loan yourself if you can prove to the bank you've been stable in employment.

i think it's a good goal to work towards if you have no ambitions, at the very least get yourself a shelter. seems to be the way the first world runs anyway.


get paid to do jack shit by Cedric Dracklenot - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 19:16:22 EST ID:6gF5d/u+ No.36934 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I make easy money from my computer? I used to use gpt sites but I always get banned because I don't use my real information. I've looked around online but it's mostly just people who want you to use their referral link. Any decent sites that pay through paypal?
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Ebenezer Fendleford - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 10:56:04 EST ID:3qSmYxUb No.37012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36997
Is there any money to be made just straight up jerking off as an average looking dude, or am I going to have to jam things in my ass to get anywhere in the camming game?
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Ebenezer Fendleford - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 11:48:21 EST ID:3qSmYxUb No.37013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37012
I'm starting to give this serious thought so here's a few more questions; can you be a member of multiple sites at once, streaming via each profile simultaneously, or do most sites insist on exclusivity?

Could a guy make money just setting up a profile, streaming himself beating off and basically ignoring the chat. Or is interaction with the audience really key to profiting? This is the major thing putting me off, I don't really care if dudes are watching or whatever but having to interact with them and act gay while trying to remain aroused seems like it would be difficult.

How much face would I have to show? Another thing putting me off is the possibility of this effecting my day to day life by having my identity revealed. Ideally I'd just shoot from around the chest down the whole time, but surely most people just get that for free from Omegle or whatever.

tl;dr is there anyone here that just streams themselves beating off as they normally would in private and actually makes some money or is this really a gay/gay-for-pay man's enterprise?
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Ernest Devinglock - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 13:46:32 EST ID:WvNsZ2pm No.37014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37013

You can do multiple sites, and no you won't make any money if you don't want to interact/wont show face unless you have a super amazing body and amazing looking dick, but even then the chances of you making much are very low.
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Thomas Cacklefuck - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 15:05:05 EST ID:KnvXAIs1 No.37016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36934
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Barnaby Shittingridge - Thu, 09 Oct 2014 13:59:09 EST ID:DJiCYjzF No.37023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36934
go on webcam and stick big dildos in your butt


yooooosdsds by Anon - Mon, 17 Feb 2014 02:31:46 EST ID:ULihv/0A No.36143 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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bump?

anymore liek this?
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Jack Wepperpeck - Sat, 08 Mar 2014 00:02:50 EST ID:VDbtbwkQ No.36217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36200
Check 'em
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Ebenezer Soggleridge - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 02:58:40 EST ID:JE25nr6Q No.36735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Use your google-fu and look up "agent lemon extraction"
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Augustus Semmerford - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 21:13:37 EST ID:A6UnLWBr No.36796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What other medicine can I buy? I can't find Delsym in BRBR.
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Cyril Dessletit - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 18:22:37 EST ID:A6UnLWBr No.36847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36796
Benalet. It's hard to find in BRBR, but if you're lucky...
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Nathaniel Buzzway - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 22:15:10 EST ID:X1RsNsY1 No.36973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36143
guys it HAS TO BE POLITERIX this method DOES NOT WORK if it is DXM HBR. Just a heads up! Oh by the way by far THE easiest extraction method out there : I highly recommend it for novices. Pretty hard to fuck up since there is no chemical reactions taking place, mixing with deadly chemicals ( i am looking at you agent lemon ) etc


Tips on how to study ? by Fanny Peffingway - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 10:57:17 EST ID:bw78ZflK No.36961 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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May seem simple for most but ive just got my self back into college at the age of 25.Doing gcse maths and english for the time being and I need help with how to study.

How do you take proper notes ?
Like I Was trying to learn all about nouns and verbs and how to use them properly in writing(I havent wrote properly besides on the internet or text and most of that I use my local slang so ive fucked my self up in that way) so I read through it twice then just copied the whole thing onto a peice of paper and now ive forgot what it was all about.

So whats the best way to learn at home and take notes.
ANy tips on what I can do ?
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Augustus Fabbleturk - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 14:40:50 EST ID:twjD60kq No.36962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
  1. Practice.
  2. thing - definition - example, use lots of paper or, ideally, type it
  3. Practice.
  4. Rewrite everything while it's still fresh in your mind

Basically just keep upgrading your method, whatever you choose to do. If it works, keep doing it and if it doesn't, then don't do it.


making wax by Doris Hevingked - Wed, 10 Sep 2014 14:41:45 EST ID:QF0cZwvp No.36916 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>hey i need help
>i want to make crumble
>keep coming up with shatter
>using heat lamp and vacuum
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Wesley Femmlehood - Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:38:46 EST ID:H6H6SM83 No.36917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you want crumble instead of shatter you gotta whip that shit dawg.
While its drying whip it so it gets more air in there.
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Barnaby Wunderville - Fri, 12 Sep 2014 04:38:41 EST ID:ztsXJ0W2 No.36921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Whip it real good.
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Graham Fuzzleheck - Fri, 12 Sep 2014 13:22:53 EST ID:Xd9ceVw1 No.36923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>36916

>wants "crumble"
>gets shatter

Why do you lower your standards? Wax/budder/crumble is lesser quality than shatter. Stay with shatter, it's the consistency people aim for.
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George Cranningstit - Sun, 14 Sep 2014 23:29:47 EST ID:H6H6SM83 No.36928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36923
To each there own my man


Buying Bulk & Ebay by Jack Gaggleman - Sun, 07 Sep 2014 09:39:14 EST ID:k88nepqg No.36896 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have some money and you need money to make money as they say, I was thinking of buying a specific product in bulk and selling it on Ebay, however I have yet to think of a decent product idea. I live in Asia by the way. Any ideas people?
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Ernest Blackfoot - Sun, 07 Sep 2014 18:18:30 EST ID:/DCuESSF No.36898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36896

addictive research chemicals
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Samuel Fuckingbanks - Sun, 07 Sep 2014 23:29:56 EST ID:k88nepqg No.36899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36898
ebay, this is a serious post so stop being a wank shaft
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Samuel Dennerbanks - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 03:38:07 EST ID:bxPAeWw9 No.36901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Earbuds / earphones.
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Hugh Blackcocke - Fri, 12 Sep 2014 09:29:53 EST ID:z94A86Vl No.36922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But things on taobao maybe, or some other super cheap Chinese site.
Otherwise do what my sister does, which is take advantage of certain discounts you have.
She works at Yankee candle and gets all candles 50% off
Then she either sells them online or returns them to another store for full price :^)


Buying land and building a home by Matilda Bluvingcocke - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 20:53:39 EST ID:TxGFaVKy No.36885 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The title about summarizes it. I'm a single person with no family. I work at the dollar store.

I'd want a minimum of 5 acres, and a house that has running water and electricity. How to?
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Reuben Chunderworth - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 22:41:03 EST ID:wnlzoEQ8 No.36886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, you could hire a realtor, for starters. And a lawyer. You need both of those.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 22:59:35 EST ID:rnjooLN4 No.36887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I work at the dollar store.
Chances are you can't fulfill all of your expectations, unless you've been living VERY frugally and have saved up lots of money from many years of work. Five acres of undeveloped land can be pretty cheap but it depends on your location of course. Building the house and putting in a well and septic system (assuming you'd have to move away from public water/sewer to find 5 acres of land) would comprise most of your costs and would usually require some permits, inspections, etc. I'm not an expert on the subject but I know certain US states place more restrictions and costs on new building and infrastructure construction than others. In fact, if you live in one of those costly states (you'll have to do lots of research) you might be better off buying a house/cabin/shack that's already been built.
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Betsy Cricklehood - Sat, 06 Sep 2014 07:39:29 EST ID:QaDMenXL No.36893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36887
he could drill a well, which can be real cheap if the water table is very close to the surface, or expensive as fuck. again this depends on your area. theres really no way to make digging a giant hole and putting a spetic tank in it and running pipe though. heat could either be electric or get 100 gal tanks of liquid propane

also with out any sort net worth you wont really be able to qualify for a mortage with out a decent amount of money banked even with a great credit they really wont want to give you a loan thats going to be taking more then like 45% of your income as thats asking for you to default. this isnt set in stone and you may be able to get a no money down mortage but id expect your APR to be high as shit if thats the case.

if you really want to do this, you need to do some research first and then ask some more question. whats land typically cost in your area. figure out how small they are willing to let you build to fufill the requirements of your building permit*. whats your credit look like and how much money can you put down. researching this stuff should take you a good amount of time. i had to put my house search on hold, but i was dedicating like 1-2 hours a night. and you need to start researching what you can afford. dollars add up so if you are serious about this its time to start drinking water and stop buying weed.

land is classified as to what can be built on it and if you dont fufill those requirements they can force you to tear down. you cant just buy land from a farmer and build a house on it with out some legal shit going down. getting land reclassified can be easy, or a pain in the dick. this is totally dependent on your area and what you are willing to spend.

as i always do, ima mention that putting your house on wheels can circumvent alot of the building codes. ie, you can compost your poop instead of having to get a septic. you arent building a residence just parking a trailer there so you could keep it classified as a camp or green space or just something that doesnt require building permits. also isnt isnt necesarially a residence so building codes along with cert of ocupancy are not needed. just get your electrical service brought in and dig a…
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Ebenezer Cruvingledging - Sat, 06 Sep 2014 08:33:19 EST ID:8hULFHOC No.36894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Watching thread, as I am interested in the same thing. Living is cheap, buying land is the hard part. In every Australian city the median house price is about $600k.

If I had land, I could easily afford everything else to be self sufficient. It the land has the right soil, I could build a house out of compressed earth. No need for electricians because I'd run everything of 12v/24v and solar power and use appliances for boats and caravans that run off 12v/24v. The only thing an outsider would need to do is the plumbing.
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Lillian Sammerlit - Tue, 09 Sep 2014 08:25:08 EST ID:P1gZSf47 No.36913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36894
thats a much larger pain in the ass then you'd think.


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