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Build your own robot girlfriend by Frederick Bezzlecheck - Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:11:09 EST ID:nQ20v7ZG No.32448 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>I consider Alice my mentally-ill, paraplegic wife who I love a lot and, strangely, don't have to take care of much.

There's hope for neckbeard-kind yet! Detailed instructions are available online if you Google zoltan's lab.
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Jarvis Bunville - Mon, 05 Aug 2013 17:24:19 EST ID:t7jm2Dy+ No.35156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I had to erase her memory and start again when she dumped me.

This quote literally made my year.
Nell Tillingford - Fri, 09 Aug 2013 03:02:07 EST ID:+bquW4dN No.35174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>PRG Go ahead, Zoltan. Just go at I.
>Just go at I
From then on I read the rest of her lines in a Jamaican accent.
Wesley Wandlechirk - Fri, 09 Aug 2013 20:29:50 EST ID:L8s6Nege No.35183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't judge, but couldn't you all focus on being wealthy and successful enough to pay for real prostitutes and jerk off in the meantime? I mean, it's not all that expensive if you live near a city, and it has to be 100x better on the self esteem to stick it in real pussy.
Archie Sirringway - Sat, 04 Jan 2014 06:00:55 EST ID:zzcr1GWF No.35954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My sides are in fucking orbit.
Joe Blow !SoCalGK8oo - Sun, 05 Jan 2014 12:08:00 EST ID:zSH5FRMo No.35965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
PRG What will you do instead?
USER: just fuck you.
PRG I don't think you're capable.
USER: I think you'll like it.
PRG Me? What makes you say that I will like it.
USER: tell me if you liked it afterwards.
PRG I will not tell you that. It's a secret.
USER: ok I'll just ravage you now.
PRG Oh. You think you can just ravage I?


How to tell if you're being gangstalked by Fucking Duckbanks - Thu, 26 Dec 2013 21:47:17 EST ID:/WgGCLTG No.35924 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was just reading this how to gangstalk people guide written by a former intelligence agent:

Is there a how to guide for avoiding getting gangstalked? Apparently it's pretty shitty, they torture you and try to send you to jail/psycward.
Duckly Thornsworth - Sat, 04 Jan 2014 19:28:40 EST ID:ObTfSYMI No.35962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As an intelligence agent who has been gangstalked, It's usually non-government related and mostly stems from internet thugs randomly targetting people OTI, using a variety of methods (the usual culprit is SMS.) It's also dependent on the types of forums you frequent.

Pseudo and anonymity over the internet help somewhat (i.e., fake names, tor, proxies, etc.)

It's quite a snore and at worst amounts to being, as you said, hospitalized or harassed by police. If you can handle an average middle school bully taunting you, it's something anyone can deal with.

Medicine by Martin Wopperwack - Sat, 04 Jan 2014 03:52:25 EST ID:QM/ShppY No.35953 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /howto/. I've wanted to become a doctor for a long time. However, I prefer self-study and hands-on learning to university lectures. I know we have had threads on autodidactism in the past, but never one on the medical field. Does /howto/ have some tutorials and guides to self-study in medicine? I'm also interested in natural remedies (but not homeopathy), and would love some guides on making your own medicine.

Also, is anyone aware of ways to volunteer abroad and gain valuable medical experience. I remember hearing a story of someone being able to travel to East Asia and work as a nurse without prior experience. All my googling has turned up is companies trying to sell me thousand dollar volunteer vacations. While I'm able to cover some travel expenses, this route doesn't seem like the best. I'm willing to go to some scary places if that's where the need is. Hope this thread is of interest to some other people too.

mind enhancing nootropics by nando - Fri, 27 Dec 2013 03:33:48 EST ID:rQzXVrnk No.35926 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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want to enhance my level of awakeness but trying to educate myself before i fry myself
Frederick Susslebot - Fri, 27 Dec 2013 06:08:27 EST ID:4CXaBwRw No.35927 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Just click on one of the pictures then use the search bar in the very top right (just to the left of the "GO" icon)

You can find pretty much every drug and all the information regarding on there, It's hard to think of a time it hasn't had the drug info I'm looking for.
Frederick Susslebot - Fri, 27 Dec 2013 06:09:37 EST ID:4CXaBwRw No.35928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It fixes automatically anyway but just incase.
Jenny Brigglehood - Fri, 27 Dec 2013 17:06:02 EST ID:KYcHL+6N No.35929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Use Pirecetam with choline, lions mane, and good ol caffeine

Houses to rent. by Henry Cunderwetch - Fri, 09 Aug 2013 18:14:01 EST ID:dVd9pQEI No.35181 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been looking for about an hour and can't really find a good site to help me out.
What do you guys think is the best possible site to use when looking for houses to rent. or what are some specific methods you use to search up places that meet your specific needs. Be kind, I've never really look for a place before, let alone online.
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Nathaniel Blallerstock - Sat, 10 Aug 2013 08:08:53 EST ID:9nXKiQDy No.35186 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>just contact the listings with numbers and checking it out myself?

Thomas Clengerford - Sat, 10 Aug 2013 11:57:39 EST ID:40NgPPgM No.35187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I guess you mean CL. Spend some time looking at the ads every day. If you're looking for apartments, you'll see a lot of ads from locators. The larger apartment complexes pay them to bring tenants in. They can select a few units based on your requirements and give you a free tour, but you only see the ones that they've partnered with. If I don't want to see ads like that, find a keyword that's common to all of them and filter it out of the search using the - operator. If you notice dozens of ads being posted with the same phone number, it's probably a locator. As for the ads from individual landlords, it's just a matter of finding one you like and seeing in person.
Nigel Pimmlemark - Sat, 10 Aug 2013 13:35:04 EST ID:twjD60kq No.35192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Going to second this.

Also, drive/walk around your town/city and keep an eye out for rental signs. People who're renting don't always post on cl/want ads so spend some time doing that as well.

Otherwise, just constantly check cl. Some days are shitty, some days aren't.
Doris Horrydane - Tue, 13 Aug 2013 07:40:58 EST ID:Ln1fzLVf No.35215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look out for the real estate scams in Craigslist. Any ad that's entirely an image with text on it is organized crime, likely some variant of the landlord scam (collect move in fees for a property you don't own, from multiple people, then vanish)
nando - Fri, 27 Dec 2013 03:29:19 EST ID:rQzXVrnk No.35925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just want to enhance the mind but read and educate myself so i dont fry it instead

Cookies by Isabella Fallerhall - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 19:25:18 EST ID:zMDaUG1C No.35892 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got my grandpa to make me a pound of cannabutter out of around twenty grams of some good pot, Will it smell when i cook the butter into something ( i live in a apartment complex) and if it doesnt then does anyone have and really simple recipes for making cookies?
Betsy Dubblesudging - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 19:57:31 EST ID:4CXaBwRw No.35893 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Turns out yes, But not what you think it would smell like.
Oliver Brizzlebeck - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 22:38:48 EST ID:twjD60kq No.35896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why did your grandfather make you cannabutter?

>really simple recipes
Make some sort of pasta, spaghetti, tortellini, whatever and put it on top. Or buttered toast.

The only thing simpler than buttered toast is getting a spoon and eating it straight out of the container.
Isabella Fallerhall - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 23:12:02 EST ID:zMDaUG1C No.35897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He has a house he can make it at, i found a ounce at work and wanted to make christmas cookies
Hugh Billingfoot - Tue, 24 Dec 2013 12:18:34 EST ID:Rdv/dW25 No.35916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This dude finds ounces of good weed at work, and has a grandpa who makes him cannabutter.

Can I be you?

Entrepreneurship by Doris Sondlekud - Mon, 09 Dec 2013 12:42:21 EST ID:lpGfGkRi No.35846 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So what makes a good Entrepreneur in your opinion, /howto/?
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Nigel Snodshit - Thu, 12 Dec 2013 02:17:53 EST ID:KYcHL+6N No.35865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can get rich on the competitive plane, but the very power you draw from to become successful will readily take it all away, even your life.
Matilda Hollerstock - Wed, 18 Dec 2013 13:08:03 EST ID:4CXaBwRw No.35889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I assume you are using Karma as your basis for your statement.
I have to say that is very egocentric to assume that YOUR actions will always be returned to YOU, Which quite frankly is self obsession.

If Karma is real, Then it is a universal force, Your actions are Extremely unlikely to ever bounce back at you. The universe is for all intensive purposes infinite, My own actions will bounce through space and time for millennia without ever affecting anything at all other than the initial wave epicentre.

Stop living in a bubble. The universe deserves so much better than that.
Those people who fall for these legal "conmen" only fall so hard because they didn't research enough about what they buying/participating in. That's there fault, not mine.
Matilda Drurringhall - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 04:42:28 EST ID:KYcHL+6N No.35890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not Karma, or universal attractive theory, just acknowledgment of a lasting impression on your subconscious mind.
If you find it easy to just rip people off left and right with no consequences then there's little difference between you and a common criminal.
You will find yourself living paycheck to paycheck with very little companionship in your pursuit to fuck people over for more money in the short term.
And that, good sir, makes you an ego maniac. Or a snake oil peddler with a warrant just skipping town getting your jollies till the hangman cashes your ass.
Betsy Dubblesudging - Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:18:41 EST ID:4CXaBwRw No.35894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I get what you're trying to say, In my quest to gain that which I desire, I destroy that which I am. Through actions of just not giving a shit about others in my situation and also gearing myself to take higher positions.

That's just the way it works. And it works, To a degree. It's unforgiving to say the least. That's mainly why I am going to disagree with you.
Also I am not an ego maniac. You just don't have the same level of ego insanity.

>If you find it easy to just rip people off left and right with no consequences then there's little difference between you and a common criminal.
Jenny Soblingnidge - Fri, 20 Dec 2013 19:07:32 EST ID:xuXFf+ng No.35902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Charisma, Capital and the skill of Deception.

How to wingsuit by Eliza Greenshit - Wed, 18 Dec 2013 09:24:10 EST ID:7yi6hImn No.35886 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to do this. Advice please.
Emma Brasslestot - Wed, 18 Dec 2013 11:48:12 EST ID:bw/e+QXk No.35887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go do a tandem skydive. Go do AFF. Spend years skydiving. Get enough jumps so a reputable coach will train you.

You're talking about an investment of years and tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You can get into skydiving with an eventual goal of maybe getting into wingsuiting, but if you get into skydiving as a means to an end for wingsuiting you're probably either going to be really dissapointed and leave the sport before you even get your A liscence, or you're going to become a statistic because you cut corners.


Don't get your hopes up, but go try a tandem, you might find that skydiving is something you're into.

advertisign overseas with print by John Dravinggold - Tue, 10 Dec 2013 20:10:09 EST ID:XOqdfPmm No.35855 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can you or is it even legal to place an advert in a foreign newspaper? for business purposes and also have a website with that counties extension and operate the business online as if you were there? Also how would payment and tax work? I am living in the south of africa and want to start a business in mid africa. Also what precautions do I need to keep in mind?
dave - Tue, 17 Dec 2013 22:39:52 EST ID:qtQ3x2ef No.35883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
for an advert it depends on the newspaper, but for regerstering a business you might need a physical office or hire an agent who has an office in the country that you want to set up shop in.

Facebook Nickname Tagging by Priscilla Drurrywit - Sat, 25 May 2013 08:54:06 EST ID:Nvi64Ebc No.34365 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi, not sure if this goes here or /tech/
I want to know how to tag someone with any text i want.. on facebook.
for example if my friends name is Jason Smith and i wanna tag him in a status by just writing 'Jay'.
All tutorials I found on the net don't work anymore

(pic is very unrelated)
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Phyllis Fiffingtatch - Sun, 26 May 2013 20:34:39 EST ID:Z/WkWoG+ No.34378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not possible. You can either tag people with their name or their relationship status to you (sister, husband, etc).
toms shoes - Fri, 04 Oct 2013 15:05:01 EST ID:RyAbFu2k No.35546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You write very well!
Clara Blushman - Fri, 04 Oct 2013 23:51:58 EST ID:HSgO0dt9 No.35550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you mean tag in your own status then you just tag with @their name. fb will auto complete with a drop down list of your friends, and you can delete their last name so it would just be 'jason.' It used to be that you could delete and write in as much of their name as you want but they stopped that shit. I guess people would fill in the rest of the name with some inappropriate shit, that's why the tutorials you have don't work
Eugene Crollymotch - Sun, 08 Dec 2013 04:07:08 EST ID:iHieaU7g No.35821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Betsy Brummlehood - Sat, 08 Feb 2014 01:18:24 EST ID:iacjFRsP No.36097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The hyperlink disappears when I try to delete last names, but I see everyone else doing it. Ah well, this is me giving just enough fucks to post.

Hiding bodies by Angus Fonningford - Thu, 05 Dec 2013 00:15:22 EST ID:UqLjkmG2 No.35803 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anybody have any useful information on hiding bodies? It's one of those things I need to learn at some point.
Thomas Nickleshaw - Sat, 07 Dec 2013 08:46:13 EST ID:/WRMuV08 No.35814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
listen to "necro - dead body disposal" on youtube and you'll be golden.
Fuck Worthingville - Sat, 07 Dec 2013 08:59:23 EST ID:8Ao+Sr5K No.35815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if i had time to dispose of the body id just drain it of blood in he bathtub, . then dismember the arms legs hands feet and either burry them in differnt loactions in public parks but off the beaten trail enough to not be distrubed, or just throw them in
the trash.

obviously the bathroom would be bleach washed and remodeled after i had done it,
Graham Trotway - Sat, 07 Dec 2013 10:53:47 EST ID:zFxMgAwd No.35818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You go to school. Dumbass.
Angus Smallford - Sun, 08 Dec 2013 16:33:40 EST ID:sroQd6nO No.35828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i got a dui and i had to go to the coroners. the coroner lady was pretty weird she said the best way in my area was to drive to the desert and just leave the body on the ground for vultures to pick them. when they get done with the body its very hard to identify. she also said burying them preserves their body longer because if its in the sun it rots quicker.
Simon Pusslefuck - Wed, 11 Dec 2013 15:44:27 EST ID:QaalSlFd No.35861 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Maybe she worked for the mob. Were you in Nevada or Arizona?

Backpacking for free! by Wesley Bedgehood - Sat, 28 Jul 2012 14:49:47 EST ID:kYeMGTtM No.30838 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /howto/. I am planning to backpack across America in a few months with no money and I need any advice, tips and/or guides to help me out with things like
.Getting food/water
.What to bring
.Where can I walk(Like can I just walk don the highway?)

A little info on me. I am 23 years old, 5 9 &145 lbs. I am in ok shape but I plan to build myself up a lot before I leave. I live in Green Bay, WI and plan to walk to Arizona then Washington and anywhere I please after that. I plan to leave in November.
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Graham Hidgestore - Tue, 17 Sep 2013 03:45:50 EST ID:FZiY0ZvV No.35409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I suggest you look into the lightweight backpacking forums to get a pack with essential gear such as tents sleeping bags a stove and leave the non-essentials home to do this comfortably you need a pack 30lbs or less ...make sure you have some pepper spray for kids that want to play bum baseball with you...a camera for dirty cops..and a way to find stores to resupply your food

theres quite a few people that have done this and run blogs making a bit of money from looking into doing this myself good luck with you travels OP
Graham Hidgestore - Tue, 17 Sep 2013 03:50:59 EST ID:FZiY0ZvV No.35410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry for the multiple grammatical errors but I just got off work and I don't care....I might come back to this thread later and write a more well-thought out complete post but im too tired now but definitely check out the light weight backpacking forums and spend some money on some decent gear NB
MisterFunpants - Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:49:34 EST ID:SDYO7A/n No.35411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
chill bro, you're not going to get a grade on your post. thanks for the info.

I feel like everyone should carry pepper spray on them at all times, mainly to use on dirty cops.
William Chindlekat - Sat, 21 Sep 2013 02:57:57 EST ID:C0kkc4Nm No.35440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Notebook to document your journey and give the investigating officials and media something to have fun with when/if they find your body. Also helps with maintaining sanity.

OP becomes the Golden Boy
Shitting Banningham - Mon, 09 Dec 2013 08:00:35 EST ID:GtqDuuPq No.35845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did this ever happen?

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