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Compact spoilers by Emma Wiblinghall - Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:37:47 EST ID:i1LgH9tz No.28989 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I make a spoiler so that only this bit is a spoiler

and this bit appears out of nowhere when you mouse over above spoiler? Ive seen it once and I think i may need it in my life.
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Cedric Lightworth - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 08:21:57 EST ID:3zAfh3ft No.37691 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>once more lol
Cedric Lightworth - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 13:18:17 EST ID:3zAfh3ft No.37692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6> errrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cedric Lightworth - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 13:19:37 EST ID:3zAfh3ft No.37693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>3 noooooooooooo
Eliza Snodshaw - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 08:27:25 EST ID:fPvmq7TD No.37727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
[>%]this is a test[/%]
Eliza Snodshaw - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 08:29:39 EST ID:fPvmq7TD No.37728 Ignore Report Quick Reply

bed bugs by Phoebe Crammlechot - Sun, 14 Dec 2014 03:53:32 EST ID:Bx7uxzkZ No.37158 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jack Pettingfield - Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:03:58 EST ID:SAIxI32e No.37172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm sorry op.

you need to wash every fabric you own. hot water, lots of soap, hot dry cycle.

either throw away your mattress or get a zip-up mattress cover.

then you need to get some wondercide ( it's dephenolated cedar oil. works just as well if not better than chemical foggers. spray it everywhere, under your bed, under every piece of furniture, over every piece of furniture.

vacuum the shit out of any carpet. i forget if bedbugs are as susceptible as fleas, but baking soda sprinkled in the carpet dries them out and kills them. then spray the cedar oil all over the carpet.

i hope you like the smell of cedar, OP.
Walter Shakestock - Thu, 22 Jan 2015 03:12:57 EST ID:e2IY078L No.37234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Freeze everything. The eggs and larva can't survive long times at really low temperature;
If it's cold where you live right now it should be easy, just leave it in your trunk overnight or something. If you live somewhere warm it's going to be harder, I hope you have one of those fancy sideways freezers.
Reuben Chittingbanks - Fri, 23 Jan 2015 01:39:32 EST ID:VLLvGt32 No.37236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
visited relatives in SDakota, woke up with itchy red marks, I discovered CHIGGERS!
Cornelius Lightson - Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:11:48 EST ID:XV1t0xTk No.37242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Good advice posted in this thread.

To kill a FUCKLOAD of those little SHITS, take a wide dish like a pie dish or some shit like that. Put in a little bit of dish soap and then fill it up with water. Mix it around a bit. Then take it to the room with the bedbugs, or wherever you want to kill these damn fucking things. Put the dish in the open in the middle of the room, then put some light source over/in it. Something like a folding lamp bent over pointed into the dish, or a tea candle floating in the dish. Then turn off the light (now the dish should be the only light in the room) and leave it be for a few hours at least.

When you come back, the dish should be full of dead fucking fleas. The stupid fuckers hop right in there and drown like the trash they are. Rinse and repeat, bitch.
Priscilla Bobbertedge - Fri, 10 Apr 2015 14:49:47 EST ID:ozH7A4jW No.37408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is wrong

kicked out by George Mecklewill - Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:39:43 EST ID:oM+FMiEX No.37296 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so im 18 years old and my parents are kicking me out because of some personal things what im asking is what is the best coarse of action i can take to not end up on the street, i can crash at friends houses for for a few weeks at most, is there any place i can go that can help out teens like me in finding a job. i still have a year of high school to go through. what are the most affordable places i can rent, i was thinking of renting out a basement some where close to school, can you guys give me some pointers in the right direction, would going to a hostel or cheap motel be a good idea? Anything can help at this point.
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Wesley Pittwill - Sun, 22 Mar 2015 07:00:24 EST ID:AcchjHkP No.37377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Live in Scotland
Get kicked out
Go to council say I'm homeless
Now live in a Hotel
Unlucky americans!
Alice Billingspear - Sun, 22 Mar 2015 18:51:22 EST ID:J81wFoE0 No.37378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>not having to pay for freeloader's hotel bills

but we do have a lot of similar programs here, so I guess you're right.
Ernest Necklelock - Sat, 04 Apr 2015 11:37:04 EST ID:oM+FMiEX No.37393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here, ya so i got a Job as a lifeguard, I already had all my qualifications, and im still living with friends crashing at my friends house at night, buying my own food and water, so ya, still in school. I also sell plants, to friends
Ian Pickwell - Sat, 04 Apr 2015 22:16:39 EST ID:exd24IGF No.37394 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you're unlucky because the tax you pay doesnt go to housing, it goes to paying politicians xD

Fucking Giddlewine - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 18:36:44 EST ID:ozH7A4jW No.37406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
every second you are not in school be out there handing out resumes. hand out at least 50 a day. crash with a friend if you absolutly have to. when you get a job (not sure about costs in your area but where i am in canada where min wage is $11 an hour and an appartment is about $760 for a one bedroom) you can work about 20 hours a week and sustain yourself. you have to eat cheep, you have to budjet and buget and budget and when you are done budget more, but you can do it.

i moved out at 17, spent a month on a friends couch, then have lived by myself ever since. a room mate cuts the rent in half, and drastically reduces hour requirements. eat cheep, nothing brand name etc. live in a shitty part of town (rents cheeper there) you can do it. just finish school. everyone having an education means you are literally worthless without one.

how to get a European point of sale for web sales by Jarvis Honeycocke - Tue, 17 Feb 2015 01:38:05 EST ID:fuVo+uKP No.37288 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm thinking about starting a seedbank and selling pot seeds online. I'm interested in how it would be possible to have my website hosted in Europe, and also have the point of sale be processed in Europe, while having the funds make their way to me in the US

Any ideas?
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Archie Nebberhall - Sun, 15 Mar 2015 04:40:29 EST ID:XSELwrWd No.37367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're gonna fail.
you need business advice, and you come to a stoner imageboard?
worse, you ask questions that you could answer by using trivial shit like wikipedia and google.

if you want to succeed at business, you need a certain attitude. seems like you do not have it.
Cornelius Drunnerfoot - Tue, 07 Apr 2015 02:13:54 EST ID:X0D8VAjU No.37401 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Without going into too much detail, I'm the guy for the job. I can care less what a couple snarky faggots have to say about my ideas, and you're right it wasn't all that difficult to figure out the point of sale. So thanks for nothing but being a couple of negative little cock licks, I'm peacing this joint and making this new side hustle my bitch.
Eugene Shittingshit - Tue, 07 Apr 2015 22:53:51 EST ID:Xd9ceVw1 No.37402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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George Perringcocke - Wed, 08 Apr 2015 02:03:46 EST ID:RiPplk+c No.37403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pulling a dpr and figuring this shit out as you go is a fast way to end up with a trail that leads back to you.
Ian Hankinfield - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 08:53:56 EST ID:U9Come/M No.37405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not too worried about selling seeds which is legal in every place except the US. The US gov is more concerned with people shipping actual weed than it is seeds and trust plenty of people are shipping weed..

How do i get millions by Isabella Pickstone - Tue, 06 Jan 2015 20:05:50 EST ID:6yF5ivrB No.37179 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I make okay money. 100k a year but with a lot of student loans and other bullshit

I want to make a ton of money and be part of the 1%. How do I do this? No plans of getting married or having kids.

should i make a product and start a business? open a gallery and launder money through art? start a cutting edge porn company?

this is mostly so i can party in a mansion and get younger women.
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Phineas Drogglestire - Sun, 22 Mar 2015 20:40:12 EST ID:xLhYtXSn No.37379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37348 This, but diversify your portfolio nigga. Take a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Invest in large brands you see around you, little bit in tech a little bit in green energy, a little bit in oil, but the majority of your money should go into an IRA. I would advise staying away from things like gold or silver, that shit can be volatile.
step 1. save
step 2. save
step 3. ????
step 4. penthouse
Wesley Nebbersad - Sun, 22 Mar 2015 22:48:54 EST ID:6KJGH7NM No.37380 Ignore Report Quick Reply

God, but your commissions overhead would be atrocious. Just join the 21st century and buy index funds.

And fuck IRAs. I intend to use my market winnings sometime before I'm 65.
Walter Lightstone - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 16:31:34 EST ID:7lpaDsvE No.37390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not quite, you can take on debt but the interest rate has to be lower than your investments would make if you didn't buy the debt. If you get 7% returns on your money, a 4.1% loan is free money.
Martin Dengerstock - Sun, 05 Apr 2015 02:06:46 EST ID:pTQB8pPb No.37395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sounds like a combination of things.

Maybe, if you happened to be tech savvy and had just sold a couple apps for a few million back in 2012, you could have hopped on the Bitcoin bandwagon, and had some big payoffs after playing your cards right.

You then could have used a chunk of your profits to hugely invest in the housing bubble, buying up foreclosed properties to efficiently renovate, modernize, and flip for a decent return.

Combine that all with high dollar drug trafficking, stock market investments doing you right, and a couple franchise chains and you've got some pretty fat pockets my friend.
Albert Bardfield - Sun, 05 Apr 2015 03:21:37 EST ID:NheOdmO0 No.37396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make a minecraft/zombie survival clone, sell it on steam for 5$ under early access and make hundreds of undo-able tasks like ultra realism and persistence in giant open worlds or some gay shit, then rake in the cash and abandon it.

Resume by Hedda Funnerlet - Thu, 26 Mar 2015 23:51:23 EST ID:Sa+fU9aI No.37386 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to apply for some office type jobs in the near future and have no clue how to write a resume, or, for that matter, what to put on it since I'm only a high school graduate. So guys, what do I do to get some of that nine to five decent pay action?
Shitting Fallerworth - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 01:29:53 EST ID:hH2+qdij No.37389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Break your resume into these parts and focus on your accomplishments;

>Work Experience
>Volunteer Experience
>Misc skills and certs

For each one of the first three, list basic information, your duties and your accomplishments.


PetSmart: 2006-2010; Pet Products Lead.
-Trained Associates, ran WISE activity, ect.
-Created new system for organizing and working treat racks.

The misc. certs section does not need elaboration as it is essentially an education section.

Making your own Realtone Cable by Berderbatch Hotelkarma - Fri, 20 Mar 2015 15:30:56 EST ID:MuS0UJoa No.37372 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ok..... I love Rocksmith, but the realtone cable is a piece of plastic-crap.
Had to buy 2 cables, 30 $ each (WTF?!!!!) and I can't find a cheap alternative anywhere.

Did someone create a custom-made cable?

(Fucking idiotic ubisoft-branding.
It's a pitty, that this greedy company made such a addicting "game" and is now consuming everything around it.)
Jerky Gingerbread - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 08:59:57 EST ID:ON/zHRfg No.37387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maybe you don't need to edit some cables.
Try this:

How to get MASERATI by Charles Drockledack - Fri, 20 Mar 2015 17:21:29 EST ID:cPqsOtav No.37373 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Isabella Sucklekutch - Sat, 21 Mar 2015 10:17:40 EST ID:6KJGH7NM No.37374 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why would anyone want to buy that giant overpriced fiat?

fighting mold by Augustus Duckstock - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 10:58:48 EST ID:NomCXGHl No.37359 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do i clean mold from inside mt accoustic guitar?

What should I use? Is vinegar good?

Do i have to open the body chamber?

the place i'm living in has high humidity and is mold-prone, so i'm doing what I can to prevent it, but some has already settled
Edwin Fanson - Thu, 12 Mar 2015 21:21:09 EST ID:NheOdmO0 No.37363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are mold sprays you can use, not sure if this would affect the acoustics, but you can coat the inside with mold resistant paint.

Loans by Isabella Blagglewill - Thu, 12 Mar 2015 16:52:18 EST ID:hXC73M+q No.37361 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm about to take out a loan, but I have no credit. I need to get a loan for 1,500, and everywhere I've looked online about how to do this hasn't really been that descriptive, or helpful. What's a good place to get a loan in Washington? What are some tips on how not to get ripped off? How long does it take to get the money if I am able to get the loan? I'm not being lazy and just expecting all you dudes to answer these questions for me, i'm searching all this stuff right now, I would just like as much help as I can get. Much appreciated!
Edwin Fanson - Thu, 12 Mar 2015 21:19:57 EST ID:NheOdmO0 No.37362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The bank.
Nigger Buzzwell - Thu, 12 Mar 2015 22:35:04 EST ID:wnlzoEQ8 No.37364 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That would be a good start OP

Best ways to invest money by Cedric Dellerpat - Tue, 03 Mar 2015 21:21:27 EST ID:dSZ0ZhYk No.37328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Aside from selling drugs, what are some other ways to invest your money, legally that is.
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Cedric Blegglehood - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 11:40:41 EST ID:wnlzoEQ8 No.37349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>implying commodities are a good investment right now
Nigger Grandhood - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 13:01:26 EST ID:NheOdmO0 No.37350 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If the price is falling and getting low why not? do you buy when the price is high?
Barnaby Turveyson - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 11:09:04 EST ID:Sbx4aTVY No.37353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You never buy in a bear market, unless you have irrefutable proof that the underlying fundamentals support current price levels.

Looking at the fundamentals, gold should be worth realistically about $700 an ounce right now.
John Checklehedge - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 03:22:08 EST ID:XolnHLx1 No.37356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy Chinese One World Currency dollars, that shit is gonna be the standard soon
Oliver Geffingsedge - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 02:44:55 EST ID:NheOdmO0 No.37357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guitar Body by Molly Gadgeback - Thu, 05 Mar 2015 15:22:04 EST ID:9Jk6K84y No.37336 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got a neck and bridge salvaged from my old electric bass. I want to try my hand at creating some sort of acoustic bass. Do you guys have any ideas or suggestions for simple and cheap things I could use for the body? I have access to some simple tools and could probably borrow some power tools if need be, but I'm not too bothered about how clean it looks, to be honest the more rough the better; I would be happy with it looking a bit like something I'd casually thrown together.
Lydia Smallshit - Thu, 05 Mar 2015 18:55:26 EST ID:ZVD2Cd8/ No.37337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've done a garbage bass
with a bucket and a 5th bass string on a stick.
shit is so cash you can crank the stick as well as pressure it along the length for sound and you could totally feel the bucket resonance
I suggest you try a tube-like or doumbek-like structure for the bass.
If you can find or manifacture domething like a shallow darbouka maybe it will make good resonance for the metal strings.
just make sure to make it ghetto
Jenny Dicklesare - Fri, 06 Mar 2015 05:34:54 EST ID:tiV0NOdn No.37339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I like the idea of some sort of metal drum a lot. I don't know where I'll find one. I'm going to have to hit up friends and family maybe someones got something lying about. I'll post updates pictures/sound if I ever get it made!
Eliza Gubblekat - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 02:13:19 EST ID:LQp/8tLk No.37355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make a banjo out of a bass drum. I'm not sure how the hell that would work but it would look bad ass.

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