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joining pictures together by Manes James - Thu, 03 Mar 2016 14:44:48 EST ID:cf8fdaZ4 No.37848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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holy shitstain!
Yes maybe I am just stupid
but how exactly can you fuck up such a simple feature?!

Opening paint,
want to drop multiple pictures in and join them,
so they become one huge collage.

wanted to start with four pics.
Simple isn't it?

Just drag and drop yor pictures on the blank paint-page? Nope.
Copy and paste it? Only one appears.
Trying Photoshop: Comes with miltiple-layer-bullshit for a simple task
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Ernest Wammlesore - Wed, 23 Mar 2016 12:16:15 EST ID:Fjkmsu8M No.37872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Photojoiner brah...


mysterious paste by Barnaby Grimridge - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 08:14:05 EST ID:fY1fO6N2 No.37809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://pasted.co/23ef8600

Somebody left this link 'specifically for me' in an anonymous place, and said anyone with too much time on their hands could 'figure it out'. I have plenty of time on my hands but have been too weirded out to try anything, the post is from months ago but I can't stop thinking about it. Is there a way to view what this is without the password?


good resolution for printing posters by Creepy Sounds - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 20:03:28 EST ID:/j1xiepx No.37803 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I want to print a poster at a copy-shop,
what resolution would be best?

For a Poster of the size you'll get sometimes at the cinema or dvd-rantal-service
(I have no Idea what exact size they have)
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Isabella Drepperched - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 03:48:17 EST ID:Tkoaw3mH No.37804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37803
go to the copy shop and ask them what the highest dpi they can print on a poster....
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Jack Bippernack - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 07:11:25 EST ID:/j1xiepx No.37805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>37804
yes, but the pic I bring them on a usb-stick must have a good minimum resolution.
Thats the question.
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Augustus Hommerville - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 22:22:57 EST ID:omyNvkKL No.37807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37805
You must read the answer to understand it.

  1. Ask what the highest dpi they can print on paper
  2. They tell you
  3. You use that for your image, and put it on your sub flashdriver
  4. You did your best.


How to become a male model by Fucking Shakeford - Tue, 06 May 2014 12:16:36 EST ID:5y8W7il6 No.36452 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How to I break into the world of modeling? Alternatively, porn or stripping? I'm sick of being NEET, but I gotta some way to keep paying for food and martial arts lessons, and I don't want to work to retail. I'm 6'5, fit and lean as fuck, I figure that might help a bit. I heard the first step is doing some nude anatomy modeling for the local community college or something. Do I just go to the art building and ask if they need any anatomy models? Please advise, I need money for kung fu and otaku bullshit.
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Basil Crodgemuck - Tue, 06 May 2014 12:48:57 EST ID:0WZi0/Xt No.36453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36452 i figure most models get an agent.

google or the yellow pages can probably help you.
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Edward Bunwill - Wed, 14 May 2014 12:34:18 EST ID:Zedz/JYz No.36469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
kijiji

nb
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Henry Droddlefatch - Thu, 15 May 2014 20:43:07 EST ID:orAKrP69 No.36479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>modeling
If you want to make any decent money doing that you MUST move to LA or New York. The industry basically doesn't exist outside those two cities. 6'5 is def way over the limits of the height that is typically preferred for male models tho...
>porn
Are you gay? You have a better chance of getting a job at google than you do breaking into the straight porn scene. But you probably have a shot at booking some gay scenes if you're so inclined. Again, better go to LA if you're serious.
>stripping
"Lean as fuck" is def not the right descriptor for the vast majority of dudes who can get a job stripping. Male strippers are jacked, bro.

Oh and btw, for all of these fields, men get paid table scraps compared to what their female equivalents make.
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Doris Drobberworth - Fri, 22 Jan 2016 01:10:56 EST ID:HSuxc4in No.37800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36452
You have to be good looking
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Henry Nonderford - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 00:38:30 EST ID:U1F5D6lj No.37801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
be a camslut, make bank


Picking Locks by Hannah Gozzleson - Sat, 26 Apr 2014 16:12:13 EST ID:CJrhGoab No.36430 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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you heard me /howto/ I'm interested in picking locks. Any help?
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Nigel Pockhall - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 03:06:52 EST ID:GAGEjMNl No.36436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you need two things to pick a lock, the pick itself and a tension tool. too my knowledge there is only 1 or 2 locks the you can pick with a bobby pin or paperclip. your better off getting some materials and fabricating your own or you can buy simple kits off the net for like $20. there are some good guides on youtube but you can sift through the crap. this is not an easy skill to master, i used to spend hours a day on it for a few months to get proficient at it when i was doing my locksmithing apprenticeship
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Lillian Duckbanks - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 05:44:44 EST ID:ZNlH4ZKP No.36437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36433
Bump keys are pretty much the best way to get into a home, doesn't take long to check a neighborhood for bumpable locks
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Nigger Shakecocke - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 09:32:00 EST ID:LKmCztp3 No.36438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36433
Pins go up and down, The lock goes left to right in an angular moment, If you need more than that or need help to figure that out, Then you have no business breaking into other people property. Chances are if you can' t work it out yourself then as soon as you bother you will probably get arrested.

If it's your own property then I'm certain you can get your hands on a hammer or even a rock. since it's yours, you won't care if the container is broken.
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Samuel Sandlebury - Sat, 17 May 2014 05:28:24 EST ID:0XsvQDSA No.36484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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freon with a hammer and chisel. http://www.allelectronics.com/make-a-store/item/ptr-7400/freeze-spray-10-oz-can/1.html
Or a decent bolt cutter if you're going up against pad locks. Angle grinders can do some pretty cool things, but they need power, and they're loud as hell.
Finally, if you really need to get into something and nothing else is cutting it. Use a thermal lance. There's not a whole lot that will stop you, lest you're trying to open something crazy like the side of house or a vault door.
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Doris Drobberworth - Fri, 22 Jan 2016 01:09:54 EST ID:HSuxc4in No.37799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bump


Vacuum cleaner carbon scrubber by Eliza Susslefuck - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 17:20:09 EST ID:ZgWzwP/m No.37763 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Vacuum with a carbon filter on it as a carbon scrubber for a 1 plant grow in an open room
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Clara Somblehug - Sun, 17 Jan 2016 02:22:12 EST ID:Z9M6oY5w No.37788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
too loud not enough cfm
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George Bunwell - Sun, 17 Jan 2016 20:51:54 EST ID:ThtZ7wJf No.37789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No.
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Cyril Wigglepodge - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 23:21:01 EST ID:HXq1m3UN No.37790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dumb as shit, so fucking noisy. What do you mean open room? like a large room? the smaller the room the less air you have to scrub. Build a growbox with an outtake fan, can be a computer fan if you're only doing 1 plant in a small box but I'd recommend going bigger. put your scrubber inside the box so your outtake draws air through it. easy as fuck


Money Laundering by Doris Babbleput - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 23:22:35 EST ID:UCeahULn No.37747 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have some advice for moving money through bitcoin? I know how to buy/sell bitcoin, know my way around tor. I would like to know any tips for moving bitcoin to cash in larger amounts without raising questions.
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Phyllis Bemblestudging - Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:23:58 EST ID:NbBLUzz2 No.37748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most marketplaces have people who will send you cash in the mail for BTC (or dashcoin before abraxis died), or just buy drugs like everyone else.

Or, tumble yer BTC and put it into a localbitcons account and sell it.
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James Wellerstore - Fri, 18 Dec 2015 16:42:57 EST ID:njqyOG0m No.37758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37747
So are you looking for a bitcoin mixer or are you looking for a local cash bitcoin exchange?
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Beatrice Sidgeridge - Tue, 29 Dec 2015 11:09:56 EST ID:Y108X72F No.37770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you could pay your friends to cash some out into their bank accounts.
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Hannah Higglegold - Tue, 29 Dec 2015 14:00:51 EST ID:oLg1dOwP No.37771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37770
If you want to be found, yeah thats a great idea.

Don't use people to know to launder money....

Use a bitcoin mixer, then find a local cash bitcoin exchange. There are quite a few. Also, there is a movie called "dope" that just came out, its funny and mostly off topic, but they do show a very vague scene of a local black market bitcoin exchange. Worth a watch if only for the humor in the movie.


Hosting Local Box Design Contest by JG Wrentworth - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 15:23:20 EST ID:8JTUWikp No.37744 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm wanting to promote my products in my city with some community outreach.
I specialize in modernized transportation devices (Hoverboards, Intelligent Unicycles, etc)

What I would like to do, is have a template that anybody can download, with the dimensions for the corresponding box (one for each model Hoverboard that I have) and the winner of the design contest will receive a free hoverboard of their choice, as well as the design to be placed on all boxes used for the model they entered for.

Does anybody know of a good platform/ service that can provide this?
Right now, I'm looking at trying to make a Vector File template so that anybody can download the blank design of the box, design accordingly, and then re-upload the finished/edited box design in full quality so that I can have the finished design sent to my manufacturer for production. Is this realistic?
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Hedda Duvingwure - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 12:45:33 EST ID:nuQ4QZNE No.37745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what the hell is the end goal here?
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A Wizard - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:38:28 EST ID:uaWEynvu No.37754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37744

If you want good artwork on your product, fucking pay an artist.
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Caroline Honeyford - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 15:56:27 EST ID:Z9M6oY5w No.37769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP's friend, OP was riding his custom hoverboard and it exploded killing him and his dog instantly.
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Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:45:17 EST ID:H4kkfYFO No.37778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sketchup or Inkspace
But i prefer blender.
Classy post, the one above me.


Finding out when someone's died/finding their grave by Betsy Drabblebot - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:04:02 EST ID:QWBgBzyP No.37610 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo, how does one figure out when someone they know, but no longer are in touch with has died? Also how does one go about finding out where they are buried. Someone who beat my mother needs to get their grave pissed on once they're dead.
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Molly Mivingfuck - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 01:16:41 EST ID:O/CcNrEt No.37735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You search for an obituary.

/thread
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James Cupperwater - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 21:45:22 EST ID:UEJJ1aS2 No.37739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37735

Oh bitch, you airy? Why didn't you care to fare me, the cab fee was hefty like a zip lock, don't hick cop around me, you'll pass it like my ass and heeby jeebies. I don't want your cooties.
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Archie Grandhood - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 00:36:16 EST ID:QWBgBzyP No.37761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37735
yeah but I don't know where this candy ass is going to die.
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James Buzzshit - Tue, 22 Dec 2015 00:23:24 EST ID:CFf041P9 No.37764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what if they get cremated how will you piss on the urn?
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Hugh Findergold - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 18:43:24 EST ID:sTDgaXFM No.37776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37764
I'd break into their next of kin's house and shit in the urn. Fuck pissing in it. I'd shit in it.


I'm a sveedish plumbler I'm here to fix your pivpes by Charles Dorryfield - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 03:48:18 EST ID:kOAMp0fl No.37762 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's a vourkin, it's a vourkin, don't vorrie bout it, don't worrie bout anything!


Fleeing by Cyril Fuckingwill - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 14:31:18 EST ID:JA1HVk9t No.37737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I will try to keep this as short as possible people.

I know someone, a woman, who is Lebanese and has 2 children. She is married but they are basically separated. The guy he is I think technically a sociopath and he uses his own kids as pawns in his game. He doe snot love them and he does not live with her or his 2 kids anymore, but does see them sometimes. Example he took them on a 40km journey on a motorbike with no helmets and they are like 10 and 12 yo, also it was cold and now they are ill.

Anyway she wants to the country because Lebanese law is such that the man has all of the power when it comes to custody of kids through a divorce and many other things. She wants to flee. She does not know how and I a wondering what would be the best place, way and how? The main thing here is for the kids sake, this guy is terrible and ruining many lives

Any further details that are needed I will provide them
Thanks in advance
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Phyllis Bemblestudging - Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:35:33 EST ID:NbBLUzz2 No.37749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You either have to have family outside of Lebanon who can organize y'all a ticket out of Beirut (had a friends cousin who fled her husband in Byblos>Beirut>Cyprus>Greece>Australia) or jump ship to Damascus and hope you can get to Jordan before IS nuts push south or Assad starts rekin shit.

Hope your friend gets out alright, Insh'Allahu.
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Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:48:24 EST ID:H4kkfYFO No.37779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like a lot from one side of the baby
but not a plan from the other side
It's the escape of 3.


Stressful Discovery by Henry Clabbershaw - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:31:15 EST ID:ks5f1zGB No.37687 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I just got a new fridge and had to install a water line for it, using a T-junction from the sink and running it through the cabinets. Problem is, out of fear of overtightening the lines as I was warned by several people, I didn't tighten it enough and it turns out our sink has been dripping for a while now. We have hardwood next to our kitchen and as I stepped on it today.... squish. What the fuck?

There was definitely water under the floor boards... Fuck. Upon closer examination I realized the edges of the boards were buckling. It had just rained that day so I was freaking out that our roof was leaking. Checked all nearby walls, floor molding, ceiling, nothing... then I thought of the new line under the sink and found the drip. So I shut off the valve, fixed the leak, and have been cramming paper towels into every crack and crevice and stepping on the boards and trying to push the water into the towels, which kinda sucked most of the water out. It isn't squishing now but I'm worried about the damage this could cause. I live in Arizona so humidity isn't a problem but I'm still stressed. After some googling I saw some vacuum suction things you can put on the floor, but I don't know if that's needed. Also have a box fan blowing across it for whatever good that will do. I just needed to vent this somewhere, seems like I always have something to fix or work on at this place... *sigh*. Anyway, anyone have any other tips for me in handling this? I plan to just carefully monitor over the next week or so to see if I need more serious restoration done.

Also my girlfriend hasn't even noticed lol I want to avoid telling her and just fix it so she doesn't trip
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James Cupperwater - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 21:47:59 EST ID:UEJJ1aS2 No.37740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
better go catch it
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Phoebe Bagglewater - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:52:02 EST ID:Eh9zZgXY No.37742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A thing to note is mold issues. There are blowers for drying wet carpet that would direct the air down to/under/across the floor. Better than a just a box fan, you can rent these for pretty cheap.

As much time has passed.

You could refinish the entire hardwood floor and baseboards. floor. Depending could sand, stain and clear coat it. With Stain, sand the floor, seep/vacuum, apply, wipe off. Clear coat, Keep moving, apply evenly, keep a wet edge. Work fluently, going back may cause tacky effects.

Also look into sand sealer, Sand the floor, stain, apply sand sealed, sand with a light grit
usually sand sponge, sweep and go over with a clean dry towel to ensure dust is minimal.
Clear coat and done. Can build the clear coat for a nicer refined finish.

A respirator is a good idea, stuff is flamable so turn off pilots lights, water heater etc light if they are nearby. The vapors stay in the air and hang low and tend to go right to water heaters.

Also keep dust off the final clear finish, no more sanding. Otherwise it will show. Close windows doors noting , pot up platic between the room.

Sorry for the overkill but if you have nice wood there make it really nice.


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