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Need a degree, don't have bank to spend on University by Caroline Mubberneck - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 13:59:12 EST ID:MwwirJu3 No.38493 Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need better prospects for jobs. At this point, going back to a college or University is out due to lack of money and lack of time. So, I need a bachelor's degree at least. Preferably from an "accredited" university. Basically, how do I get my hands on a fake?
Samuel Goodway - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 19:23:15 EST ID:zkij/XDb No.38494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol good luck

I do degree verification and it's so fucking easy to pick out a fake degree. Firstly we have a blacklist of all the degree mills. Secondly if you lie and say your degree is from an institution you didn't get one from, all it takes is one phonecall and you're busted.
Beatrice Cenninghot - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 03:10:10 EST ID:xNYfCUab No.38501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My tip would be to grow up in a socialist country with free education
Other than that your best bet is improving yourself through projects and putting those in your portfolio - it's one of the most effective ways to learn something too. But it requires staying away from the computer for a couple hours every day
Fucking Shittingshit - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 12:26:58 EST ID:dtH9uJp5 No.38505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you need to go deeper OP. what you want is not a fake degree, but a real degree from someone who's identity you have assumed.

Billiards by Hannah Bunbury - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 18:38:07 EST ID:2a3NUoRc No.38499 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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guides, tutorials and tips for someone who wants to get pretty good at pool
Caroline Segglewick - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 21:31:55 EST ID:txkwnIEq No.38503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just play more often, try to think about your shots. Sip some beer, relax.

/howto/ do nothing and get paid by Simon Hishcocke - Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:46:44 EST ID:BRxy/bs1 No.31413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm looking for a job, any job, regardless of how shitty the pay is, just to keep people (mom) quiet (not nagging me). Currently 24yo with a highschool diploma.

  1. little to no contact with customers
  2. little to no contact with bosses
  3. barely anything to do, allowing me to listen to music or browse 420chan if I feel like it
  4. steady if possible

doesn't matter if I get paid in peanuts. Ideas? all suggestions are appreciated.
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Phoebe Nenkinbury - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 11:44:11 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38487 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If you work for uber you're dumb.

Uber has its drivers completely convinced that what they're doing is "making extra cash" when really what you're actually doing is taking out a payday loan against the trade-in value of your car.
Fanny Dorringville - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 23:18:32 EST ID:7tmkdxsI No.38490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tired of winning?
Its getting better. Invest your bitcoins in the Trump campain 2020 and get paid back as soon the mining Contract pays out.


Emma Dartfoot - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 23:21:53 EST ID:b3bgGTXR No.38491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LOL, this is a 6 year old thread. OP is now 30 years old

Emma Dartfoot - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 00:01:05 EST ID:b3bgGTXR No.38492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
buttcoin millionaires
Molly Cozzlespear - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 17:27:26 EST ID:2YbVZTIA No.38502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey op

How you doin?

Make money, i missed out on the btc rocket by William Bedgesitch - Fri, 12 May 2017 18:53:34 EST ID:Y2hoDt8D No.38308 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So does anyone know much about those cryptocurrencies?

I used to buy drugs through the deep web markets and when i've looked back through some of my old btc trading accounts which are now completely empty i've worked out that at todays rates over $70,000 worth of coins passed through my hands...

Any use in investing in some of the newer coins like NMC etc which are relatively cheap?

Or should i focus on LTC or what?
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Simon Buzzspear - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 21:18:52 EST ID:geJUBOIN No.38425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>trying to get me to use his referral link

anyway, i'm betting on LTC. obviously do your thing but i'd stay away from the new shit unless you're just looking to try your hand at making some quick cash because when the bubble pops, and it will, those will be the first to go and they'll never come back. other coins have a chance to weather the storm but the potcoins of the world will just get fucked. granted though you'll probably be in with less money when it comes to those, so it's not a horrible idea. you could probably even just mine some to have in your pocket.

tbh my gut also tells me that when it kicks off bitcoin is gonna bite it because it's effectively THE cyrptocurrency and i'm just not sure it could survive the hit. when the overwhelming majority read the "crypto market goes bust" headline, they're gonna think bitcoin and not much else.

again, listen to me at your own peril because i'm just some dude on the internet and the market is entirely a speculative bubble right now where literally anything could happen, but i'd say you want something in the top ~15 that has a good team that you trust to not just pump and dump that shit, is technologically robust enough to actually have some value beyond "holy fuck marge, these 'cyptukoans' are going through the roof!", and is known enough to be trusted but obscure enough to mostly be a footnote in the article when everybody eats shit.

also yeah, like hedda said think of it as gambling and not investing. we're basically at the track picking horses because any of them could ostensibly end up being the coin that wins.
Simon Buzzspear - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 00:21:51 EST ID:geJUBOIN No.38426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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oh, and speaking of mining, vertcoin bars people from using ASICs and shit to try and keep a group like bitmain from just monopolizing the whole fuckin' thing.

i'm biased because i rather like vert, but i'd say mine that shit. apart from the fact that it's one of the very few that you CAN mine in pretty much any capacity without dropping 8+ grand on a dedicated mining set up (i wish i was joking, the AntMiner S9 13.5T is $7,999 on newegg), their one click miner deal, i think, bodes fairly well for the future of VTC. it takes like ~30 seconds to set up and that's exactly what this shit needs if it's ever gonna reach a wide enough audience to take off. motherfuckers don't wanna jump through all these hoops, they wanna slam a few buttons on a nice looking GUI and go.
Edwin Fuckingwater - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 09:06:28 EST ID:6Ao6cnVs No.38454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thats narrow-minded shit tbh
if u bought 300 bux of ether in October
u would still be up 500 dollars.
make accounts on exchanges for cypto
figure out the good cheapos
the market just tanked so it was awesome, a buyers market

you wanna mine?
its called spec mining
mining a dog shit coin for thousands of them then just selling when they pump up
literally like trying to mine IRL your out there tryna hit rocks for gold, long shot but lucrative if your not stupid

LTC is basically not good, you know what I do with LTC I sell BTC for ripple
then move it to another exchange then buy back BTC
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George Muttingshit - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 17:48:22 EST ID:Qnzb+CMY No.38460 Ignore Report Quick Reply

arent most investments gambles?
Doris Happerlock - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 10:59:41 EST ID:xNYfCUab No.38500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you have to ask for advice on what to invest in you shouldn't.
People will just tell you what they WANT to be true

The key is to be knowledgeable in the area you're investing in. For example, an IT Person would invest in Crypto or Stock that he thinks will rise because he understands the sector. A Mechanic would invest in car stocks because he understands the market trends and whats important and so forth..

Ripple is a scam, it's not even a cryptocurrency. Its a disgrace that it's listed on any exchange... You do realise that 60% of XRP is held by the creators of it?
They're just in it to make money and slowly sell out - XRP has nothing to do with banks either, you're beeing misled.

See OP? People like these will flock to give you their informed opinions, most of them are flat out brainwashed

ecards by Subject Matter - Mon, 02 Apr 2018 23:29:38 EST ID:9svZwqJQ No.38498 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there any online-ecard-creator?

someecards.com doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Adult Aqua-Diapers by Hedoulko Pieluch - Mon, 16 May 2016 11:26:20 EST ID:FiUR942k No.37949 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to sew my own swim diapers.

Or buy material and let them get custom-made somewhere.

What materials should I use?

WHat will be the cost, for buying materials and getting it sewn together?
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Fluffy Unicorn - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 15:42:52 EST ID:BkAysLTw No.37994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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as much I try, I just can't sew.

Have some friends who sew their Costumes for conventions by themselfes,

but I don't have the balls to ask them if they would sew something like these!

I've contacted maybe 20 tailors, locally and over the Internet.

Some didn't respond, others just stopped answering, while we were discussing price and fabrics

others were greedy arseholes.

I am open for Ideas.
Remmington Fluff - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 02:29:34 EST ID:DVT8moCK No.38281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you could sew together
not-reusable swim-diapers.
Hannah Smallshit - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 08:31:27 EST ID:hX/zU/IC No.38323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hannah Blytheham - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 08:27:14 EST ID:Y2hoDt8D No.38348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hello OP
Mittach Nurse - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 07:07:18 EST ID:wGhKCSKR No.38496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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whatever you do,
don't use neoprene as only component or they will be uncomfortable and useless
and be sure to touch the athletic mesh on the inside first, because this fabric can be very shitty (I would prefer stay dry suede cloth everytime!).

Allways choose thin neoprene over thick one and sew the middle-part from the inside or outside with a part of swim-suit-material!

These are pro-tips the "professional" big brands never seem to get right.

smell and sound proofing a room for as little money as possible by Jenny Crummlehick - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:01:06 EST ID:0UgOL/Bu No.37914 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The title says it all. I am about to move in with some people that are nice, but are huge straight asses. I want to be able to at least roll up a joint without them smelling the herb. I'd also like to be able to make love to my noisey girl friend while disrupting their sensitive jimmies as little as possible.
How do you guys suggest going about this?
a toad.
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Reuben Fizzlebudge - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 01:34:34 EST ID:HRaXSehe No.38184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Buy good incense though because the cheap paki convenience store ones fucking suck and smell like shit.
Henry Lightstock - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:17:35 EST ID:nDY2gEbX No.38186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
craft foam for sound, window fan creating negative pressure for smell.
Frederick Gommerson - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 14:46:42 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
think two things. negative pressure (google it if you dont know, think sealed fan blowing out window). and carbon filter. get a good air filter, or a couple good ozone filters (carbon filter would work better and be better for your lungs though) also make a sploof (google it) [in short it is a papertowl role stuffed with dryer sheets, blow out hits through it]

do it when they are not home. do one hitter boles, not joints. something you can burn it all in one hit and hot leave any smoldering.

good luck .
Augustus Gucklehog - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 07:29:11 EST ID:O7jVTuB8 No.38477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1: Use a bong instead
2: Get some plastic tubing (I use food grade ones, meant for water systems, something like $2-3 at the hardware store)
3: Place it in the crack of a window (doesn't need to hang out, just far out enough that you can close the window on it slightly so it's firmly in place), cover the space around with a towel or something.
4: Exhale all of it through the tube
5: Cover the bowl with a book or some other flat thing when you're not pulling to put it out and keep smoke in. Also cover the top of the bong if you didn't pull it all at once.
6: Never cough, this method doesn't work if you have pussy lungs.

Also tip for being sneaky, light a candle before your session and you can light your lighter without striking the wheel, eliminating the sound of it.

Smoked for years indoors without a single smell, neither lingering or even while the session is at hand. Much more effective to keep the smoke contained and away from stuff you don't want smelling than to mask it or get it out.
Emma Wezzlefit - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 23:09:11 EST ID:pK7RxNQL No.38489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It can actually change the way sound behaves. To limited degrees. Not sure if these are made much anymore but acoustic ceilings, like the 70s 80s I guess. Was made of kinda like between sheet rock and pressed I would say like fiberglass insulation.

These would have many holes in each square, assuming to take some of the energy out of sound as it travels. I assume the egg carton theory is to disperse sound evenly, rather than to directly slow or stop it. To keep it from reflecting.

As it is dispersed, it looses energy. Minimal effect but the idea of dispersing
sound is basically correct. Rather than having it reflect.

Acoustics, like at a concert. You can have the best possible sound, depending on where you are, or sound that has reflected multiple directions. Maybe cancelling out much of the real time tones, frequencies.

Kind of interesting. https://www.nde-ed.org/EducationResources/HighSchool/Sound/introsound.htm

is it easy to prepare dmt without chemistry? by Matilda Hindlesare - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 16:27:03 EST ID:YGC1Gty8 No.38414 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what would you do if you had peganum harmala powder and mimosa hostilis root bark and no way to do chemistry? you only have water to do the mixture
Matilda Hindlesare - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 17:09:02 EST ID:YGC1Gty8 No.38415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nvm im going to boil it
Edwin Clengerbet - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 15:19:55 EST ID:5i+JzcOu No.38416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just go buy some lye man, the chemistry is insanely simple.
Shit Brollerbanks - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 19:42:33 EST ID:5bA0rHVV No.38484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
be extremely careful because lye can cause you to go blind.

Massage business by Emma Nammerfene - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 12:18:53 EST ID:tN5SAqwR No.38463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey all! My mom wanted to start her own massage business and I wanted to help her out. Any advice on how to advertise, get business in?
Ernest Sollyfork - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 10:45:03 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make sure to advertise it as a rub-n-tug
Shit Gorringridge - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 00:25:12 EST ID:EZb1YPtB No.38468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Matilda Sombleshit - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 09:29:43 EST ID:e8Bo1XTR No.38473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
apply at rubmaps for free advertisement
Shit Porringkan - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 18:18:45 EST ID:3J4JfWax No.38474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Give out free samples to sunbathers at the beach.
Cedric Suzzledut - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:12:50 EST ID:PwZp4U3R No.38479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Post on Craigslist with 👄 💦💦💦

Meditation tutorials / guided meditation by Betsy Blabbledale - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 17:16:54 EST ID:K0nW9ekW No.37855 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody have any good meditation/mindfulness tutorials?

I've tried Headspace which I thought was pretty good, but I didn't want to subscribe to the full thing.

Everything I find out youtube seems a bit like woo woo bullshit. I'd prefer something more practical and straight talking.

Here's an example of one I quite like, but I've struggled to find more like it.

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Frederick Pusslepot - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 20:50:17 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fartsy McAnEducatedChemist. - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:40:34 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
welcome back chirst cock sucking retard.
fartsy McAnEducatedChemist. - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:43:01 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38362 Ignore Report Quick Reply

if you are looking for a good guide. buy the book 'the mind illuminated' by john yates phd. it is a fantastic guide from complete beginner to enlightened master by a scientist and a budhist monk .
Alice Hunnertot - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 03:41:11 EST ID:/vVhMV0v No.38459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A whole bunch of philosophy audiobooks.
William Wobberbury - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 19:50:26 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38462 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this book is the shit! FANTASTIC MEDITATION GUIDE! from beginner to enlightenment.

I am making a hoodie out of a carpet by PIVAT - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:24:03 EST ID:oEc9oRNp No.38427 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /howto/. I would like to sew myself a hood out of a carpet I have laying around. I made some skethes of what I want.

Any idea how to go about this? Guides and references and inspiration and whatnot

I made some sketches

Pic relat is the carpet I am using
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PIVAT - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 08:04:39 EST ID:oEc9oRNp No.38440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh well
PIVAT - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 08:14:23 EST ID:oEc9oRNp No.38441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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c'est la vie in non-shithole country
Alice Brublingbury - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 23:07:13 EST ID:KgV1Udsl No.38447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edwin Fuckingwater - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 08:59:21 EST ID:6Ao6cnVs No.38453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pretty cool
look up stitching
stitching is everything
Oliver Sigglehack - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 00:32:39 EST ID:EZb1YPtB No.38458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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learn to sew, find patterns
or unsitch something similar in shape and see how it's built, and use that pattern.
Craft stores sell patterns.

weak bladder. by This Time - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:12:03 EST ID:PUw3IvSX No.38444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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25 years old
and already have a weak bladder.
At least thats what I think.

Can't hold it on my way to wark and back
and leaving the bus multiple times to relieve myself.

Already had an accident
and thinking now about buying one of these absorbent granny-pants somewhere.

Doc couldn't find anything, just told me to eat some pumplin-pills,
but that didn't help in any way.

What would be the best way to cope with my problem?

Anyone else having this?
Eliza Hunnerfotch - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 00:59:43 EST ID:dH1rswyq No.38448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to the gym and strengthen the muscles that hold your piss in.
Hannah Snoddock - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 23:20:59 EST ID:PCNG/V4t No.38451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Take a pee. Stop peeing mid-stream.

That's your kegel muscle.

Learn how to flex it. Then do so, any time you think about your problem for as long as you can.

Problem should solve itself as you gain more muscular control.

If this doesn't solve it then I don't know.
Lydia Fuzzletid - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 23:38:18 EST ID:3aWd4UNq No.38452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
May be a longshot but maybe try benzodiazapines for a short while? Could be something anxiety realaed all-in-all. I would suggest real pomegranate
juice, I think dragpnfruit does well. Make sure to have a multivitamin in the morning, and have a B-12 complex vitamins 2 or 3 times a day.

I think the B-12 would help. My past anxiety had me wanting to go to the restroom a lot. Stopping by the side of the road. At least my associate understood. Benzos stopped this almost completely.

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