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Homeland defense by Hugh Clibberwed - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 21:01:41 EST ID:78UHN0Ec No.38581 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have 23 acres of land, mostly wooded and would like to find advice on how I could defend this land or use it to my advantage in a doomsday scenario. Not only scavenging for resources but defending against invaders.

How to build an elephant shelf by Oliver Turveycocke - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:28:02 EST ID:vdF10qkO No.38580 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How can I build an elephant shelf like this? All I have is a hammer and a bunch of nails. Would wood from pallets work?

I found this at a clandestine drug spot by Wesley Womblestock - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 14:18:10 EST ID:a9RXQuTf No.38577 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What is this?
Shitting Febbleridge - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 12:07:04 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drugs, obviously

Sup by Reuben Wenderlodge - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 16:09:04 EST ID:CxTOw9wn No.38575 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How does one tripfag guys?
Mintzs !GD3wBpep0Y - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 11:53:57 EST ID:ZxH9gswG No.38576 Report Quick Reply

Also, VA-11 Hall-A ftw.
David Blandlenun - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 21:52:06 EST ID:mu+P26YM No.38578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thanks bro, I was convinced no one would reply at this point.

>VA-11 Hall-A

wat m8y

/howto/ do nothing and get paid by Simon Hishcocke - Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:46:44 EST ID:BRxy/bs1 No.31413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm looking for a job, any job, regardless of how shitty the pay is, just to keep people (mom) quiet (not nagging me). Currently 24yo with a highschool diploma.

  1. little to no contact with customers
  2. little to no contact with bosses
  3. barely anything to do, allowing me to listen to music or browse 420chan if I feel like it
  4. steady if possible

doesn't matter if I get paid in peanuts. Ideas? all suggestions are appreciated.
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Ebenezer Smallhood - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 00:27:38 EST ID:qttRE3yy No.38568 Ignore Report Quick Reply

apply at smaller places. look up the 10 closest coffee shops to you that arent corporate chains beyond your state, print out 10 resumes and 10 cover letters, put on your best clothes, and physically show up at each place and ask if the manager is there. make a list of them all. print out a google map of all 10 arranged in an efficient route. this is how ive gotten every job/accomodation ive ever had
Martin Sirrychare - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 18:57:48 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Out of curiosity, when was the last time you did this?
Cyril Smallson - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 15:51:55 EST ID:qttRE3yy No.38570 Ignore Report Quick Reply

2008, 2009, 2012, 2014, 2017, 2018
Clara Conkindale - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 01:18:51 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So you literally walk in, and the first thing you say is "Hi, can I talk to the manager?"
It might sound like a dumb question but I'm autistic as shit.
Polly Cosslefuck - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 21:08:35 EST ID:qttRE3yy No.38574 Ignore Report Quick Reply

don't be shy to ask these questions. it's cool. i walk in and say id like to apply for a job, and ask if i can speak to a manager. sometimes they have a little thing to fill out, sometimes its online and you can bring it filled out in advance (fucking do this if possible it looks good) and if you're lucky you can catch the manager there and talk to them right away. obviously dont go during busy times, like weekends or evenings at a restaurant would be pretty dumb

Bitcoin trading by Edward Himmlepere - Wed, 16 May 2018 20:13:18 EST ID:J91rkWTD No.38531 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone got any resources for trading bitcoin? I'd like to get into it any advice is appreciated
Martin Pommerhutch - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:36:13 EST ID:xNYfCUab No.38533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You'll only find OPINIONS, not facts.
Personally I'd say don't buy 'Bitcoin' - it's outdated ALREADY.
Get behind something with strong developers and a robust set of features that has no premine and is fully commited to decentralisation

Basically that means - Stay away from Ripple and Stellar as far as you possibly can and buy Ethereum or maybe even Verge
Priscilla Duggledock - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 01:36:11 EST ID:0lqVHpBK No.38572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can spend bitcoin in many ways
Priscilla Duggledock - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 01:41:29 EST ID:0lqVHpBK No.38573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great reasons for invest in bitcoin. I invested satoshi in ICOs. I prefer to check ratings of them on https://icopulse.com/ ICO Pulse is well-known crypto expert. I think profitable project could bring the money for me in the future.

Meditation tutorials / guided meditation by Betsy Blabbledale - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 17:16:54 EST ID:K0nW9ekW No.37855 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody have any good meditation/mindfulness tutorials?

I've tried Headspace which I thought was pretty good, but I didn't want to subscribe to the full thing.

Everything I find out youtube seems a bit like woo woo bullshit. I'd prefer something more practical and straight talking.

Here's an example of one I quite like, but I've struggled to find more like it.

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fartsy McAnEducatedChemist. - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:40:34 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
welcome back chirst cock sucking retard.
fartsy McAnEducatedChemist. - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:43:01 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38362 Ignore Report Quick Reply

if you are looking for a good guide. buy the book 'the mind illuminated' by john yates phd. it is a fantastic guide from complete beginner to enlightened master by a scientist and a budhist monk .
Alice Hunnertot - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 03:41:11 EST ID:/vVhMV0v No.38459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A whole bunch of philosophy audiobooks.
William Wobberbury - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 19:50:26 EST ID:Yy3by7K3 No.38462 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this book is the shit! FANTASTIC MEDITATION GUIDE! from beginner to enlightenment.
Clara Chondleworth - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:36:18 EST ID:b37zm98H No.38565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
haha, Kiel representing - thanks for those audiobooks!

Bonsai by Edwin Bupperwill - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 01:42:25 EST ID:hVgWQaTD No.37780 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do i start with bonsais? Can i germinate an oak/chestnut and turn it in a bonsai?
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Sidney Mivingstet - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 23:38:02 EST ID:HXq1m3UN No.37808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yes but that says "cultivated" and you said "bred" breeding implies a process that requires generations of trees being grown and the smaller ones being pollinated and then the smallest of their offspring being chosen, so on and so forth.

you can go out into a forest, take a cutting off any tree or find a seedling and put it into a small pot and thats pretty much all you need to do to bonsai a tree. aside from trimming both the leaves and the roots and wiretraining the tree to the shape you desire.

some trees bonsai better than others.

>"nearly any tree can be bonsai'd"

that doesn't cross my assertion, it confirms it. Bonsai trees are not some special cultivar or a tree that is bred specifically to grow small. if you restrict the growing space of nearly any tree it will grow much slower.

the size of the root ball will always be proportionate to the size of the tree above ground. the ratio is different from species to species but if a tree can't grow it's roots out enough to sustain more leaf growth it's not going to grow more leaves/branches.

sure there are probably trees that have been selectively bred to perform better as bonsai but its completely unnecessary to do so in most cases. Every tree I have ever bonsai'd, from japanese black and white pines to canadian maples, silver birch trees etc are all seedlings I found growing naturally or bought at a nursery and put in a small pot
Simon Sipperfield - Fri, 19 Feb 2016 22:33:10 EST ID:UCeahULn No.37836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Took a class in college about gardening and horticulture for an easy A.

Bonzai works with ANY plant. Its growing in a small pot/medium that makes it tiny. You can do a generic apple tree, it will be fucking small but grow normal sized fruits and look goofy as fuck.

That being said, Bonsai also traditionally comes with artificial weathering to the surface of the tree and manipulation of branch/grow direction to give it the "it looks like an old ass lion king tree but is fucking tiny"

I keep delaying doing bonsai, might just go find a cool plant to breed online
Ian Gucklestone - Wed, 27 Apr 2016 01:23:48 EST ID:TgS2hIjr No.37916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nice, I want to do this someday now
Topper - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:52:56 EST ID:0NEcf+DH No.38563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought you could bonsai any tree that doesn't grow straight up like a pine tree because my grandfather has a white oak bonsai or some shit.
Samuel Pockbanks - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:09:36 EST ID:8/GoNdP5 No.38564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As I've heard it said op, if you have 100 bucks to by a bonsai tree, instead of buying 1 one hundred dollar tree, buy 100 bucks worth of soil, cheap pots, shovels and start collecting! Find unwanted plants in friends and family yards. fuck, I dig them up along rural streets where they'll be removed for fire clearance anyway.

Read every fucking page on this website, you'll be well on your way.


Ill try to post some of my work in progresses by the weekend

weak bladder. by This Time - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:12:03 EST ID:PUw3IvSX No.38444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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25 years old
and already have a weak bladder.
At least thats what I think.

Can't hold it on my way to wark and back
and leaving the bus multiple times to relieve myself.

Already had an accident
and thinking now about buying one of these absorbent granny-pants somewhere.

Doc couldn't find anything, just told me to eat some pumplin-pills,
but that didn't help in any way.

What would be the best way to cope with my problem?

Anyone else having this?
Eliza Hunnerfotch - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 00:59:43 EST ID:dH1rswyq No.38448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to the gym and strengthen the muscles that hold your piss in.
Hannah Snoddock - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 23:20:59 EST ID:PCNG/V4t No.38451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Take a pee. Stop peeing mid-stream.

That's your kegel muscle.

Learn how to flex it. Then do so, any time you think about your problem for as long as you can.

Problem should solve itself as you gain more muscular control.

If this doesn't solve it then I don't know.
Lydia Fuzzletid - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 23:38:18 EST ID:3aWd4UNq No.38452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
May be a longshot but maybe try benzodiazapines for a short while? Could be something anxiety realaed all-in-all. I would suggest real pomegranate
juice, I think dragpnfruit does well. Make sure to have a multivitamin in the morning, and have a B-12 complex vitamins 2 or 3 times a day.

I think the B-12 would help. My past anxiety had me wanting to go to the restroom a lot. Stopping by the side of the road. At least my associate understood. Benzos stopped this almost completely.
Martin Pommerhutch - Fri, 18 May 2018 02:04:08 EST ID:xNYfCUab No.38534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
develop an omarashi or similar fetish and just pee yourself all day erry day
Nell Cellerlet - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:37:06 EST ID:XP6nW5uO No.38557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what does your water intake look like? it could be that you have a small bladder, or the issue could lie in your urethral strength

create a gif out of a webm the same size by Hugh Fonkinmidging - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 16:20:06 EST ID:T734B0qK No.38556 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I create a gif out of a webm (and keep the size more or less the same)?

Glass repair by Archie Sicklechick - Fri, 25 May 2018 22:07:29 EST ID:w+v2T1Gq No.38542 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Broke a piece and for the life of me cannot fix it. It is a statue of an alien and it broke at the waistline.
It looks like I could fix it by just bonding the two pieces together again but every bonding agent I try fails to hold it. There are a few chunks missing that would need to be filled but they are around the same thickness of a sewing needle so that shouldn't be difficult.
Basically I'm asking for a bonding agent or other material I could use to connect the two halves. I've tried all of the instant glues that say okay for glass but they never hold. I've heard using melted gold like a solder could work but not sure where I could get gold filler that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. What have you used to repair glass in the past?
This could be the wrong board but I didn't really see any others that it fit.
Archie Hullerworth - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 08:10:59 EST ID:cKYPPc0L No.38550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if glue doesn't stick:

  1. it's not made for the material
  2. it's due to user error... that includes not reading the instructions.
  3. it's not made for the stress or load.

You need contact glue or superglue for glass, never some "instant" glue shit. Instant glue is not made to last. Some instant glues may also have problems with crystal glass, which is usually the glass type used for figurines.

You can get super glue for glass or proper glass glue. Loctite makes one, but it's also still alot cheaper than gold.

With contact glue you add a layer of glue to both surfaces and press them together. After that, the glue has to cure for ,usually, 24 hours. When everything is dry, you can carefully scrape off excess glue until everything looks good.

Depending on the glue, you might have to engineer a contraption that can keep pressure on the seam or keep everything straight. I'd suggest making the repair step-wise; the

If everything is done correctly with this type of glue, the seam will be nearly invisible. Most are also strong enough that you can repair items like handles on glass jugs
Hedda Fiblinglug - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:04:07 EST ID:2eMeRgto No.38553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I use two-part epoxy for everything but I doubt it’ll look clean
Hedda Fiblinglug - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:04:07 EST ID:2eMeRgto No.38554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I use two-part epoxy for everything but I doubt it’ll look clean

Need a degree, don't have bank to spend on University by Caroline Mubberneck - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 13:59:12 EST ID:MwwirJu3 No.38493 Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need better prospects for jobs. At this point, going back to a college or University is out due to lack of money and lack of time. So, I need a bachelor's degree at least. Preferably from an "accredited" university. Basically, how do I get my hands on a fake?
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Sophie Sucklewill - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 20:20:07 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What if you have the same name as an actual graduate?
Ebenezer Saggleforth - Tue, 22 May 2018 14:37:25 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38535 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They'll still bust you. Universities match identities through a whole bunch of attributes, not just name. (It's almost like they knew that people sometimes have the same name...)

So unless you have the same name, birthdate, height, weight, eye color, high school alma mater, and exactly the same list of previous mailing addresses as someone else (in correct order), then you won't match anyone in their system.
Fucking Pockgold - Tue, 22 May 2018 19:47:16 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>height, weight, eye color

There's no way they would know this
Isabella Hivingwet - Thu, 24 May 2018 15:20:14 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38538 Ignore Report Quick Reply

A lot of schools ask for this info. It's because of how colleges wanted to make it so you could vote with a school ID. That was the tradeoff to do that.
Hedda Cluzzleville - Thu, 31 May 2018 12:41:29 EST ID:w+oQZy3q No.38549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just earn a real one. Join the air force or air national guard, the chillest of the armed forces. You'll have to take it easy on the drugs for 4-8 years but you'll get a lot of experience. Or go to Norway or Germany. They probably have some heavier academic requirements but it's free once you get in (minus cost of moving there).

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