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Need a degree, don't have bank to spend on University by Caroline Mubberneck - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 13:59:12 EST ID:MwwirJu3 No.38493 Report Quick Reply
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I need better prospects for jobs. At this point, going back to a college or University is out due to lack of money and lack of time. So, I need a bachelor's degree at least. Preferably from an "accredited" university. Basically, how do I get my hands on a fake?
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Samuel Goodway - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 19:23:15 EST ID:zkij/XDb No.38494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol good luck

I do degree verification and it's so fucking easy to pick out a fake degree. Firstly we have a blacklist of all the degree mills. Secondly if you lie and say your degree is from an institution you didn't get one from, all it takes is one phonecall and you're busted.
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Beatrice Cenninghot - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 03:10:10 EST ID:xNYfCUab No.38501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38493
My tip would be to grow up in a socialist country with free education
Other than that your best bet is improving yourself through projects and putting those in your portfolio - it's one of the most effective ways to learn something too. But it requires staying away from the computer for a couple hours every day
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Fucking Shittingshit - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 12:26:58 EST ID:dtH9uJp5 No.38505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you need to go deeper OP. what you want is not a fake degree, but a real degree from someone who's identity you have assumed.
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Sophie Sucklewill - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 20:20:07 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38494
What if you have the same name as an actual graduate?
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Ebenezer Saggleforth - Tue, 22 May 2018 14:37:25 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38507

They'll still bust you. Universities match identities through a whole bunch of attributes, not just name. (It's almost like they knew that people sometimes have the same name...)

So unless you have the same name, birthdate, height, weight, eye color, high school alma mater, and exactly the same list of previous mailing addresses as someone else (in correct order), then you won't match anyone in their system.
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Fucking Pockgold - Tue, 22 May 2018 19:47:16 EST ID:YLlX4yfK No.38537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38535
>height, weight, eye color

There's no way they would know this
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Isabella Hivingwet - Thu, 24 May 2018 15:20:14 EST ID:EaMUnxaI No.38538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38537

A lot of schools ask for this info. It's because of how colleges wanted to make it so you could vote with a school ID. That was the tradeoff to do that.
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Hedda Cluzzleville - Thu, 31 May 2018 12:41:29 EST ID:w+oQZy3q No.38549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just earn a real one. Join the air force or air national guard, the chillest of the armed forces. You'll have to take it easy on the drugs for 4-8 years but you'll get a lot of experience. Or go to Norway or Germany. They probably have some heavier academic requirements but it's free once you get in (minus cost of moving there).


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