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jenk is fake by Priscilla Buzzfield - Sun, 25 Nov 2018 01:14:23 EST ID:E0gWfrjE No.25020 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>"i sniff my own farts, the drug"
explain how jenk is real, science experts
you can't get high from sniffing farts
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Barnaby Huggledork - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 15:11:11 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.25021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>25020
>you can't get high from sniffing farts
Correct
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Jenk Uygur - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 17:38:10 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JFC read a book. Aldous Huxley wrote about jenkem in "Doors of Perception". Timothy Leary wrote about jenk on the regular and Thomas Metzinger mentions jenk extensively in his book "The Ego Tunnel". Jenkem vapor contains numerous psychoactive compounds including 5-MEO-Jenkylamine (a potent tryptamine), jenkyl acid, ibogaine, and nitrous oxide. Jenkem has been known about for tens of thousands of years. The ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Sumerians all knew about it. There are jenk fermenting vases found in Belarus dating back to 400,000 years ago, probably made by Neanderthals.

Don't think jenkem works? Be a man and try it yourself. Otherwise stfu with your jenkem denial bullshit


jenk face by Betsy Bundock - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 11:52:38 EST ID:qhL2kqPJ No.24782 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post your jenk face
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Shitting Hadgewell - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 00:20:24 EST ID:vobkGpQs No.24998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i cant beleve how bueaitiful it is
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 22:53:45 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Lydia Sendlebanks - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 18:49:46 EST ID:d00ltX3T No.25014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24782
My bf dips his dick in jenkem.
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Nell Bronderstodge - Sat, 01 Dec 2018 15:25:08 EST ID:V+8tu0uw No.25023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Fanny Bunhall - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 18:53:47 EST ID:/3EHGBjT No.25025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


jenk poetry by Priscilla Drerrydidge - Fri, 21 Sep 2018 06:52:02 EST ID:zDOE9GAg No.24983 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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jenk
inbue me with your stenk
from my precious steam-slime
into soothing dreamtime
pills, coke, booze and blaze
can't beat jenk, the ace
breathing noxious gas
made with my own ass
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Nathaniel Branderville - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 02:33:36 EST ID:QJZ7VzZo No.24988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im in love with a jenkem strain
its my maaaain stank
it keeps me up all night
it makes my breaf stank
and when im brownin out
im stainin up my draws
im jenkin up again, done shitted fifty times
do ya love them jenkem strains
doncha play no games
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Jew Shit - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 06:17:08 EST ID:n57NrjYl No.24997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i am a jewish turd
living in my mom's basement
sucking my brother's shit
jenkem yenkem
never jew yank em
my dick too small
virgin for life i huff em all
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Jarvis Wogglewater - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 05:14:10 EST ID:rGShmBJm No.25024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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jenky jenky jank
makin batches real dank
fillin loons with the stank
hittin sharp like a shank

jenky jank joe
lean back watching the show
i've got seats up front row
gettin high gettin low


Uncle's Jenk by Augustus Bonningstock - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:14:20 EST ID:lT2LFtB1 No.24859 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My uncle passed away and left my father (in pic) and his jenkem stash. I loved my uncle, but a gift like this left me with tears. The thing is...this is WAY too much jenk for me and my dad to do alone...any idea how much $ per bottle these are? Might sell a few.
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Cedric Grandlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 00:58:30 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
old ppl jenk is said to sometimes carry rare landrace fecal bacteria from the days before more widespread and severe sanitary practices. i've only jenk'd my own and some i made from diapers i found dumpster diving, but more adventurous heads have told me that old ppl jenk and some wild animal varieties can get you crazy high.
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Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:24:17 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.24879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24862
thats a myth. today's jenk is many times more potent than the jenk our great grandparents had 20 years ago.
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Polly Bloddlenug - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 22:11:01 EST ID:tga3jbqn No.24889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24879
idkdw
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Fanny Suzzleshaw - Fri, 02 Nov 2018 22:58:31 EST ID:BqUCAIlX No.25007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow I came back hoping to see if this thread still existed but I thought it was like two years old, not <1.

nb
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Cedric Grandshit - Fri, 30 Nov 2018 17:32:25 EST ID:zP+6KuKM No.25022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24862
>dumpster diaper diving
No dude you shit it out your own ass


I made a funny by Hugh Hoblingbadge - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 01:01:27 EST ID:bcvLO3Y1 No.24881 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't have much to contribute but I hope this image I made becomes regularly used on this board. Thanks!
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Basil Gimblefoot - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 12:15:04 EST ID:iQ8y9+6Q No.24910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idgi
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Polly Crennerhirk - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 12:44:57 EST ID:lhbDFR3s No.24991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24910
same
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Archie Febberwere - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 21:36:02 EST ID:M1sTpng/ No.24993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24881
This is brilliance. Deep metaphorical truth. Needs posted on all of TYT's shit
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Alice Brorrywell - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 02:23:50 EST ID:zbwsXn71 No.24995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24881

JENKEM EVERYWHERE
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Molly Deffinglin - Fri, 16 Nov 2018 00:24:18 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Love this post


Jenkem: TNG by Martha Bamblespear - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 19:12:39 EST ID:d00ltX3T No.25016 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think that machine learning is awesome.

First, I'm going to run all the entire Seinfeld trough my learning machine. Then I'm going to make all episodes revolve around jenkem.

Lastly, I'm going to make it look like an animated cartoon.

I think it's going to be great and maybe it will create a Seinfeld-revival. Make the 90s come back again!
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Molly Deffinglin - Fri, 16 Nov 2018 00:21:43 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bro you been hitting that jenk too hard


How jenkem compare to butane? by SoyXecT - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 08:17:09 EST ID:gZcQyLKw No.24737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is jenkem like butane?
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Bombastus Werrywag - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 11:48:59 EST ID:coUECbAs No.24745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24737
but better
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Clara Bedgelick - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 07:39:19 EST ID:VuRcs/oF No.24747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24745

MAN, on butane i see things from another dimension.

Butane is most powerful inhalant of the world.

fuck glue and solvents.

n2o it's ok.

remember huff only pure butane, not iso-butane.
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Alice Blythefoot - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 19:37:13 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24737

moar like BUTT-TANE AMIRITE HYUK HAW HAW U GUYS
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Martha Bamblespear - Sun, 11 Nov 2018 05:06:27 EST ID:d00ltX3T No.25017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24749
It looks like something you could make instant jenkem of! :-)


busted by Frown-Chan - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 19:37:39 EST ID:QJZ7VzZo No.24971 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey /jenk/

so last wednesday me and my boys were up in the lab, checkin the pressure gauges on our newest batch of moroccan camel clutch and all of a sudden sirens went off and a swarm of officers came through the door, guns drawn. my boy tyrese and i had just hit some stank ass brazilian buttblasters and i didnt think he had it in him but he flipped on one of the narcs and lit the release valve on one tank and the damn thing went off like a bomb, balloon chunks and glass and sewage everywhere. he tried to make a run for it but slipped on the floor and in the moment i was able to jet the fuck outta there. ive been in the woods for a week now, sneakin in at night to get a few balloons of sudan-a-go-go to keep me awake but im honestly on my last wipe with this shit. should i turn myself in and hope for the best or make a run for it? i know manufacturing jenk in texas can land you in the chair, and im scared
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Shitting Darthall - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 15:18:34 EST ID:tNZqeppR No.25005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24971
STANKY POST
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Hannah Dinderwick - Fri, 02 Nov 2018 15:51:05 EST ID:nSZQLEhb No.25006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24971

Texas is really uptight when it comes to jenk, like they've got a rod up their butts.

Anyway OP this stinks, you seem to be up shit creek without a paddle here. The thing about jenk is that it's actually pretty hard to pin solid charges on anyone, the evidence has a habit of going down the drain. If you go to another state you can probably get away without a stain on your record. Most other states are pretty lax and with shit all evidence they're going to struggle to get you expelled back to Texas. Cops in Arizona are known jenk fiends and if you aren't a turd about it they won't turn someone in like that as if their shit doesn't stink.
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James Grimdale - Sat, 03 Nov 2018 02:28:17 EST ID:VxmnsZ7Q No.25008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>25006
>Up shit's creek without a balloon**
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 23:13:31 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>25006
This is crappy advice and if you follow it you'll be flushing your life down the toilet. Don't waste your time going to AZ. Some cops there may be dirty but too many stool pigeons to worry about, and some say they're number two when it comes to harshest jenk laws. Your only sensible choice is to live among the subterranean mole people known as Morlocks.
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Nell Murdman - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 19:03:16 EST ID:sNqFcFdf No.25015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>there are people who poop in gatorade bottles, ferment, and sniff it
wow I felt fucking guilty doing coke last night. do you goblinos even feel?


I wanna that J by Walter Garryshit - Thu, 25 Oct 2018 05:59:31 EST ID:H/VFVxWj No.25000 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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($) hit me up som Jenk fam
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Lydia Sendlebanks - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 18:47:57 EST ID:d00ltX3T No.25013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>25000
Man, that's a cool house.

Cool GET too.


Fight for freedom! by Henry Hecklebadging - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 02:13:52 EST ID:W6ig4kxM No.25004 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Theres a ballot measure up for vote banning jenkem where I live, making it illegal and jailable to be in possession and raising taxes at Mexican restaurants to pay for increased police budgets. How dangerous is it to jenk in a place where its illegal, are there tricks to stealth jenking? Do you have to ferment your stash in a guerrilla location? I bet the balloon is pretty hard to disguise.
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 22:48:15 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.25010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>25004
Looks like we live in the same state and the proposition passed. The new anti-jenk law is gonna be shitty. One of my bros already had his jenk lab raided by the brownshirts. Gonna have to start getting my supply from the brown market, but we all gotta be careful of the synthetic jenks that are gonna flood the market and give you Bell's palsy.. Alls I know is cops can't inhale so if you think someone is a cop make em huff the jenk first before you do any deals w/ them. Stay safe jenker fuck 12 ACAB


eat shit by Alice Brorrywell - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 02:19:37 EST ID:zbwsXn71 No.24994 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nell Drankincocke - Sat, 03 Nov 2018 17:18:11 EST ID:v6KkiUkq No.25009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no, shit needs to ferment in the presence of oxygen to produce the precursor chemicals and enzymes which eventually make jenkanes and jenkanols


India by Cedric Bommerdadging - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:24:31 EST ID:NBCNHcUx No.24999 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you guys think india naturally produces jenkem and that's why they all act like that?
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Henry Hecklebadging - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 02:06:56 EST ID:W6ig4kxM No.25003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Ganges river in whats now Bangladesh is named from the same root word as "ganja" for that reason. Ganja means 'intoxicating plant' and Ganges means 'intoxicating water'. Bangladesh is the real India, the entire country is about 5'-10' above sea level, its just a massive river delta composed main of all the human waste that flows downstream and out to the Indian Ocean. The Indus river in Pakistan (formerly india) has a similar delta region. Between that there are good pockets of jenkane-influenced cultures, but its really Bangladesh and that part of Pakistan (both formerly parts of British India) when there are large regions wholly drenched in jenk vapors every hour of every day.


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