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can we get all the threads on jenk made into party threads because by Thomas Ganderstock - Fri, 05 Dec 2014 22:58:49 EST ID:0InLGA3E No.23712 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the mods know this is the best board


READ QUICKLY - WILL BE DELETED SOON by Simon Pitthall - Mon, 01 Dec 2014 20:23:09 EST ID:7zb3YyMV No.23705 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This board is a conspiracy controlled by the CIA to make you think Jenkem is real. The motives behind this conspiracy remain unknown, but perhaps I can shed some light on it in order to help educate the general public.

Jenke3m is not real. They will say or do anything to convince you otherwise. They will use any means to achieve this end including bribery and assassination. In fact I have put my own life in grave danger by sharing this information. But I refuse to be intimidated by the powers that be. Somebody must stand up and speak the truth, even if it means death or worse. I have no family, no substantial wealth or assets, nothing for them to use against me. I will sacrifice myself to expose this horrific agenda. I am willing in order that future generations may not be subjected to this oppressive deception and intimidation.

The mods of this site work for the CIA and provide constant surveillance and censorship over any intellectual material they deem "dangerous" for the public. In fact, it is unlikely that many people will ever see this post, as I will be banned and this post deleted as soon as a mod sees it. They will then trace my IP and dispatch agents to my residence to "neutralize" me. This will probably be the last thing I ever post on the internet, and the last time I have my freedom. I encourage you to spread this message in the hopes that truth might one day be revealed. Don't let my death be for nothing.

At this point you are probably asking for proof. But if the mods had nothing to hide, then why do they constantly ban anyone who questions the legitimacy of Jenkem? This is clearly the hand of an oppressive fascist regime trying to hide the truth. Do not be afraid. Stand up for your rights and stand up for the truth. There are far more of us than there are of them. We must be courageous to defeat them and I have taken the first step. Follow me and I promise a new age of enlightenment and freedom awaits us. We shall break free the shackles of this mental prison and cease to obey any authority that refuses us our basic rights to truth and happiness.
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Barnaby Ferryfire - Mon, 01 Dec 2014 20:26:06 EST ID:FX/MrWBP No.23706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Finally! The truth is spoken, fight the power Simon Pitthall~~
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Syn !ryBONGJej. - Mon, 01 Dec 2014 20:41:07 EST ID:3BeisC1+ No.23707 Report Quick Reply
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LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
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Jenny Soddlesut - Wed, 03 Dec 2014 01:21:04 EST ID:ekIkDRNC No.23708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OMG ITS HAPPENING
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Alice Pabblebeck - Fri, 05 Dec 2014 16:00:07 EST ID:PGj8ITOA No.23710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
JENK THE PIPES
HUFF WAR NOW
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Alice Pabblebeck - Fri, 05 Dec 2014 16:03:31 EST ID:PGj8ITOA No.23711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23710
Fuck I'm jenk'd out should be

HUFF THE PIPES
JENK WAR NOW


BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED by Clara Chollyset - Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST ID:bdeSClKl No.18958 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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Edward Brurrylit - Tue, 23 Sep 2014 18:04:17 EST ID:PYkZeVOL No.23522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2OHZ0i_iT8
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Ian Wivingbanks - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 04:58:13 EST ID:PYkZeVOL No.23693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JEJSNKNDE?
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M !zFKu.41xRY - Sun, 30 Nov 2014 02:35:05 EST ID:9Ecs4rZj No.23702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>18958
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Nathaniel Shittingville - Mon, 01 Dec 2014 14:41:28 EST ID:fvGOvLJe No.23704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>18958
This stuff takes big huffs to do much, I think it's been watered down with less potent (probably cud eaters) shit. That's bullshit. Once you inhalle a craplod thygho youcan fel it.
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Emma Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 Dec 2014 21:49:43 EST ID:0ytN1Rly No.23709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23704
Bump while jenk


JENK IT UP by Barnaby Niggerstone - Sat, 29 Nov 2014 23:54:19 EST ID:aByBrzo9 No.23701 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey mallato, wanna but choke some jenkem?
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Jenny Gemmerbury - Mon, 01 Dec 2014 11:43:54 EST ID:mQ2yeQiB No.23703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sup brother bear is it 8:40 yet? buzz me mulatto
this is my business partner right dude here
lol u wanna butt chug some jenkem? but choke lmao


Turkey day jenk gobble gobble :) by Basil Shakehood - Sat, 29 Nov 2014 19:54:20 EST ID:0InLGA3E No.23700 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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poet em, I had mine this morning


Huffing Jank? by Betsy Donnershit - Fri, 28 Nov 2014 21:16:28 EST ID:iL5+hsNd No.23699 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I heard there's a new type of Jenk called Jank, it's kinda like comparing weed to hash, obviously hash being much more potent.

Only thing is you don't huff it, you put the Jank in your asshole so it sits in your colon and ferments with your natural acids and it gets you as high as huffing jenk for ~6 hours straight after just 10 minutes of Janking.

Thoughts on this? Have you Jankum'ed, or planning on it?


poo poo redemption by Rebecca Brookson - Thu, 27 Nov 2014 19:02:57 EST ID:nws8x+Lt No.23698 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ok would he not be fucking ripped on jenk by the time he got out this pipe or what guys, thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSq4f5q4TnY#t=57


Hello from the past. by Albert Sembleshit - Thu, 27 Nov 2014 00:36:24 EST ID:RCOz5LVd No.23696 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello there Jenkenoids of 420chan. I'm from the past to tell you that jenk isnt real

Good day, and now I'll be heading back home!
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i found out from a friends that you can eat jenk to get high by Clara Drillerstock - Sun, 09 Nov 2014 14:19:59 EST ID:mLnGEYIF No.23644 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I still tates like mcdonalds fried shrimp and doritos
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Ian Hunkinhone - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:14:57 EST ID:W1Ndr9B3 No.23689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>eating a gas
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Jarvis Poddlehood - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 22:01:32 EST ID:XuWFC9up No.23695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23689
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Walter Fiblingbeck - Thu, 27 Nov 2014 03:12:30 EST ID:l95ukVWE No.23697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23689


Super Stank by Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Henry Drerringville - Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:24:03 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23657
I heard some of it is laced with cat shit too.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 23:14:47 EST ID:93yZW2EU No.23674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cursive?
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Molly Gubbledock - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 02:29:54 EST ID:Na5dId9h No.23676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23661
man i ain't about that cat shit jenk. get enough of that at home.
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Ian Wivingbanks - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 03:53:43 EST ID:PYkZeVOL No.23677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23657

Those mainland Chinese are true connoisseurs of Jenk, hell they even cook with it.
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Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 14:19:15 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23677
Its true.


Welcome newcomers to the greatest board in THE WORLD!!! by Wesley Cisslesen - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 13:41:24 EST ID:reawgQqa No.23685 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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we here at Jenk central command are on a recruitment drive to get more people on to THE GOLDEN BROWN LIQUER OF LIFE, but seriously we have fun on this page enjoy!

Please leave a shit pic and a pledge for how many times a week you will visit us, togetgher we can find the cure
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Molly Smallridge - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 14:02:25 EST ID:m8cqsN8U No.23686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have what's called "sickness of the mind"
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Jenny Pirringshaw - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 14:06:33 EST ID:A/5bksw/ No.23687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23685
Well damn you got me here!
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:42:49 EST ID:93yZW2EU No.23690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow. Nice curvature you've got there, son. I wish my shit would come out s-shaped.
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Fucking Cettingville - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 21:21:25 EST ID:KEUWJ0t1 No.23691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just got some terrible diarrhea yesterday, straight liquid shits all night and I couldn't get off the toilet it never stopped. Can't wait for this shit to ferment gonna get FUCKED UP
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Rebecca Gopperlet - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 01:22:48 EST ID:0InLGA3E No.23692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23685

I never use the toilet I always with the water off naked shit in the shower then I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it, it's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diahrea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife then I dput the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.
Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amasing how much you can fit in your stomach


WAT JENK STRAIN R U ? by Basil Pecklesuck - Sat, 23 Aug 2014 21:30:08 EST ID:SaQzrZbu No.23452 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if u could b 1 strain of jenk wat strian would u be?

pic related, my son enjoyin some homebrewed alaskan thunder flush
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Nathaniel Songerchot - Thu, 06 Nov 2014 19:30:48 EST ID:t0gQA0iW No.23636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Either Peruvian Butthash or Greek Reek.
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Frederick Pommerpane - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 00:46:21 EST ID:MwlayyWL No.23653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I personally prefer Itchy Britches
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Alice Dartridge - Fri, 21 Nov 2014 11:58:49 EST ID:tEwE03Er No.23675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm all about that sticky stench.
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Nigger Sovingnidge - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:24:42 EST ID:3h1JvrGU No.23679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23623
That's fucked up I heard after harvest they behead the poor afghan they got it from. Whole lotta bad juju up in that doo doo.
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Ian Hunkinhone - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:04:17 EST ID:W1Ndr9B3 No.23688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Old Timer Morning Bran just gives me this glow that I can't get from other strains.


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