>dont believe friends about jenk
>with 2 of them one day
>one whips out jenk brew which had been cooking
>tries to get me to go first
>imnotfallingforthat
>he goes first instead
>looks almost drunk, slurring
>wtf
>other friend does it
>laughing and lost
>i have no weed left
>i do it anyway
>best decision of my life

also the worst decision too, i got pretty addicted for a bit but i barely use now

>>21932

Huff some jenk and chill brah

>>21932
The Jenk gods have granted you this one wish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuPQo2DeFyQ

>>21948

dude what the fuck

the music on that is the same as the lobby music on an SS13 server I play

and I thought I had mistakenly left my byond client open or something

and I paused the video to go check

BUT NO

IT WAS THE VIDEO

>>21948
Which came first

ranch

or

cool ranch

>>21999
I guess you just didn't get the joke

>>20820
Ur doing it wrong, bruh. You're supposed to wear the hat to feel the effects.

>>20833
i think he is using the hat as a makeshift filter to remove the solid unwanted and improperly digested food so that his end product is better

am i right or are you just doing it wrong op?

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>21972
You're just diluting the jenk when you add anything else into it. It's like watering down your beer. If you wanna do that, I guess it's cool, though. If you happen to sell your jenk, this would be a method of cutting it and making additional money. But if you cut your jenk before selling, you are a shitbag.

>>21973
Who the fuck would sell jenk?

>>21977
Lots of people if you are in the know. I always buy when I travel both to sample local brews and to avoid lugging my kit with me. Public toilets are a great way to meet Jenk dealers, same with bars close to sewage treatment plants.

>>21977
some people don't want to wait all that time for it to ferment or can't travel.

>>21980
is this a fucking joke? lmao

>>21660

Do you not get that no one on this forum has EVER done jenkem? That's the point of /jenk/. The running joke is that people think it's gross, and a bunch of idiots just say that "JENK IUSHH REEULL" the entire time. It's so obvious dude. Watch people will respond to this saying they've done it; they haven't.

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User was banned by: Baracksays

Reason: JENK. IS. FUCKING. REAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

>>22011
but jenk IS reaul

>>22011

Jenkem is a real drug.

>>22011
right, you think this shit would have died by now

>>22011

funny how these kinds of posts keep popping up here and there, it's not like someone runs onto the weed board and tells everyone not to smoke weed, or not to drink on the alcohol board etc. w/e though, jenk has always had a few weird people around (considering the board is revolved around shit)

>>21965
I call bullshit. You can't get high from smelling your balls. Maybe if they're really sweaty, but I doubt it.

>>21966
BALL-JENK IS REEEEEEAL

allow me to quote the first two sentences of this article, for those of you who somehow missed this.
"Hydrogen sulfide (H2S) is a colorless, poisonous, flammable gas with the characteristic foul odor of rotten eggs. A few breaths of air containing high levels of this gas can cause death"
and if you think your balloons dont have 'high levels' of H2S then you should do some more research.

but by all means, please huff jenk every day.

>>22014
Hmm it seems like you somehow missed this

>Hydrogen sulfide is produced within the human body,

Jenk isn't produced in the body, it has to be fermented in vessels outwith the body. Otherwise one could presumably affix a hosepipe directly to ones anus and huff non stop, breathing through the nose, in a state of non ending ecstasy.

In any case Jenkane is a hydrocarbon and as such does not contain sulfide and is unrelated to H2S.
Our balloons can be seen to not only not have high levels of H2S, but do not have any levels of H2S whatsoever.

It would appear, my friend, that the forces of science and reason have once again triumphed over ignorance, and crude pseudoscience that you vainly cling on to like a monkey desperately masturbating in the dark. Good day sir.

>>22015
Well said.

Jenkane chemistry is complex, and scientists do not yet fully understand it. It's amazing to me how many idiots think they are "experts" simply because jenkem is derived from everyday substances produced by the body.

Of course, these are the same people who think evolution and global warming are scientific conspiracies against God. They'd rather wallow in ignorance than embrace the light knowledge.

Jenk on, my brother.

....my god.

Op here. Sorry for not responding. I just woke up in the park. Apparently the unlimited supply of jenky goodness was to Much for my brain to handle. I remember putting my mouth up to the pipe and the next thing I knew I was waking up. Shit was way too pure

methane does not get you high.

Raw sewage gas is NOT jenkem. You cannot get high from inhaling it. Jenkem is created by fermenting rectal effluent and urine in an air-tight container.

These conditions rarely occur in public sewers. In addition to the presence of air, usually there are also plenty of chemical substances (chlorine from cleaning products, etc.) that prevent jenkane-containing gases from forming.

Please go back to /weed with the other hippies.

>>22006
no, but there will be trace amounts of 4-methyl and 5-hydroxy jenkane in that gas, which, most assuredly, will get you high.hjhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>21669
Fuck off, man. Some people actually APPRECIATE jenk instead of just chasing the high, you fucking junkie scum.,

>>21776
you mean... jenkies

>>20881
Careful, a lot of people aren't prepared for full strength african mud to get up in their brains. Shit'll fuck you up, bruh

I just pay a local homeless person to do it.

zambian mud is like the bud lite of jenk. Start looking into local microbreweries if you want to get exotic

>>21991
I hear to cure yourself of jenk addiction you have to become the most jenkiest nasty ass jenk huffer thats huffs from 9 till 9

>>21992
i should be cured then because im jenking 24-7, always jenked, i think i may need help, has any1 had such a large addiction to jenk? if anyone is out there and can help me please save me, the jenk has taken over nd i now smell and my friends dont like me coz i stink of my own jenk coz im always so jenked i spill my jenk on myself and waste another good hit, what do i do?

>>21995
Plenty of people like that on here

You should consider help once you loose all your friends and sleep on a shit stained mattress in a disused house you don't own

Until then, live to jenk.

>>21995
I believe I am a jenkem addict (see my other thread). I can't stop using jenk no matter what the cost. Can't even count the number of times I've woken up naked in a pool of diarrhea, completely unable to recall the events of the past 24 hours. I've got no friends left, no job, and no home. Just me and my butt hash.

>>21997
Might be time to find help after a few more months of living like that

For those too lazy to make it fresh.

>>20698
it's a matter of preference. some people prefer weed, some people prefer jenk, and to be honest, while inhaling fermented shit gas is great, some people find it undesirable, even after they've tried it.

>>21663
OP don't bullshit

>biggest supplier in town

No jenk is a really niche market unless you live in a slum in africa (unless of course you meant biggest jenk supplier)
Nobody would pay for jenk because it's free and if they do pay you know some really retarded people

>>21967
People definitely pay for Jenk. Sure, you can make plenty of your own, but true aficionados enjoy specialty blends and variety you just can't produce by yourself.

Ever tried Kimchi Woof Woof Wozle? It can only be produced by a teenage Korean boy with perfect skin who's eaten nothing but kimchi and bosintang for at least 10 years. It will knock you on your ass, but it isn't cheap IF you can even find it.

I have a KWWW connection on the Lower East Side, and he sells out as soon as he gets any in. Last time he had it, I bought a single balloon for a bag of Doritos, half a bottle of Diet Mtn. Dew, $5, a can of motor oil, and I had to rub moisturizing lotion on his balls (he has trouble with chafing).

Comment>>20459
For along time I had the idea, of selling a shit stick. For 2 squids.
Only for the sake of having someone buy a piece of shit. I would (If I had the 50,000 to launch "Bruwning desire" I would have it in a chocolate looking package.
I thought it would be the only way to sell shit.
But You OP you saw a true niche in the market.
Kuods to you, You fuckin genius.
See guys this is the shitty 50,000 squids ideas you come up on with acid.

I´m unforunately uneducated when it comes to jenk.
What are teh effects? Like god fuckin your brain through your nose?