Jenkem is a hallucinogenic inhalant created from fermented human waste.

i'm actually interested in this shit (no pun intended). not going to do it but damn, why use your own shit to get high?
is it an active choice or do you do it because it's free?
aren't you afraid of inhaling biological active vapours?
is the high comparable to any other drug?

>>21991
I hear to cure yourself of jenk addiction you have to become the most jenkiest nasty ass jenk huffer thats huffs from 9 till 9

>>21992
i should be cured then because im jenking 24-7, always jenked, i think i may need help, has any1 had such a large addiction to jenk? if anyone is out there and can help me please save me, the jenk has taken over nd i now smell and my friends dont like me coz i stink of my own jenk coz im always so jenked i spill my jenk on myself and waste another good hit, what do i do?

>>21995
Plenty of people like that on here

You should consider help once you loose all your friends and sleep on a shit stained mattress in a disused house you don't own

Until then, live to jenk.

>>21995
I believe I am a jenkem addict (see my other thread). I can't stop using jenk no matter what the cost. Can't even count the number of times I've woken up naked in a pool of diarrhea, completely unable to recall the events of the past 24 hours. I've got no friends left, no job, and no home. Just me and my butt hash.

>>21997
Might be time to find help after a few more months of living like that

>>21942
Fuck that. Jenk is about not giving a shit. Jenk is about Fight Club shit. you live of the land. nothing matters when you're on jenk. It's the only dissociative stimulant I've ever known. You live in an abandonned warehouse. You ferment your manure in the natural sun. You inhale the methanols, the weird analogues that develop from proper bacterial fermentation and you fuck get high as shit. Jenk is a fucking lifestyle not a high. They hate us. They think our mouths taste like shit. We are the minority. What possible psychoactive chemical could come from that? But we prove them wrong. We live off nothing. We need nothing so long as our bodies work. Jenk errry day, not because it's weed, but because it's all you need. No normie can know the feeling of knowing you're completely independant. I can live off a tenth of the calories most people get, I can live off no taxable money. I need no dealer, no go-between. At any moment I take a huff of the stuff "normal" society doesn't understand and won't accept and i feel like I've mixed DMT with massive amounts of Ketamine. Even low doses of ill-fermented jenk zonk you the fuck out. Your body vibrates into a thousand different colors. Your pupils dialate while your heartbeat slows to a near nothing. you are alone in a desert and you need nothing to drink. You are Jenk.

>>21944

>dissociative stimulant
>methanols
>live off a tenth of the calories most people get
>DMT with massive amounts of Ketamine

Troll. i don't think you've ever even tried jenk

>>21951
I don't think he's ever even seen it.

>>21951
it can be somewhat stimulating and dissociating if you eat the right diet but obviously yes it isn't classed as a stimulant or dissociative

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>>22051

Obviously you've never tried Zambian Mud.

>>22048
You guy's are idiots. Hawaiian Mudflaps is the best.

>>22051
Bullshit. There are MOST DEFINITELY strains. Gnarls Darkley, Kentucky Fried Shit Biscuit, and (when you can find it) Tijuana Brown will all knock you on your ass. It's very difficult to produce these yourself without the right genetics and lots of practice.

>>22048

6. Chili con Carnage
7. Heinz
8. Auschwitz
9. Charlie Brown.. Commonly referred to as just "Peanuts"
10. Hiroshitima & Gag-asaki

1, Shittake Mushrooms

so fucking DOPE maaaan

>>22068
im actually having a problem where there is no gas filling the balloon up, its winter here so that might be why but its been a week. And yes, its airtight.

you have to explain your process to us for us to point out where you went wrong.. if the balloon is not filling up then you are not leaving it to brew long enough, exposing the poo particles to sunlight will speed up the process. gl next time.

>>22068

Maybe Jenk left the balloon, like helium leaves animal baloons. It's a sad world we live in.

I couldn't help but laugh.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

OP that's nasty.

I thought it was bad when I got splashed a little when I took off the balloon one time, but shit.

He needs help.

>>22011

funny how these kinds of posts keep popping up here and there, it's not like someone runs onto the weed board and tells everyone not to smoke weed, or not to drink on the alcohol board etc. w/e though, jenk has always had a few weird people around (considering the board is revolved around shit)

>>22019

> it's not like someone runs onto the weed board and tells everyone not to smoke weed, or not to drink on the alcohol board etc

I don't think you even visit the rest of the website. Most of those threads get deleted pretty fast, sure, but they do happen.

>>21660
Never done Jenk, but I believe it's real. Every other stoner, or cosmonaut or even heroin addict I've ever met has said that they'd never do that. I'm personally open to it, but I'm not sure if I can do it or not anyway due to my vegan diet.

>>22045
i hope you aren't done learning about nutrition.

>>22045
Jenk made from vegan shit doesn't even contain anything psychoactive, you need simple carbohydrates like sugar from processed foods and lots of fat (but not that mono- or poly-unsaturated trash, saturated or get the fuck out). Even casual huffers know this.

Dealers around here are always trying to pass off their butthash made from vegan shit as dank anymore when it doesn't even work. Making your own butthash is the only way these days.

Solid. It all looks liquid-ish because you piss on/in it to help it ferment.

Liquid shit is just unhealthy man, eat some dairy