/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
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This board is a conspiracy controlled by the CIA to make you think Jenkem is real. The motives behind this conspiracy remain unknown, but perhaps I can shed some light on it in order to help educate the general public.Jenke3m is not real. They will say or do anything to convince you otherwise. They will use any means to achieve this end including bribery and assassination. In fact I have put my own life in grave danger by sharing this information. But I refuse to be intimidated by the powers that be. Somebody must stand up and speak the truth, even if it means death or worse. I have no family, no substantial wealth or assets, nothing for them to use against me. I will sacrifice myself to expose this horrific agenda. I am willing in order that future generations may not be subjected to this oppressive deception and intimidation.The mods of this site work for the CIA and provide constant surveillance and censorship over any intellectual material they deem "dangerous" for the public. In fact, it is unlikely that many people will ever see this post, as I will be banned and this post deleted as soon as a mod sees it. They will then trace my IP and dispatch agents to my residence to "neutralize" me. This will probably be the last thing I ever post on the internet, and the last time I have my freedom. I encourage you to spread this message in the hopes that truth might one day be revealed. Don't let my death be for nothing.At this point you are probably asking for proof. But if the mods had nothing to hide, then why do they constantly ban anyone who questions the legitimacy of Jenkem? This is clearly the hand of an oppressive fascist regime trying to hide the truth. Do not be afraid. Stand up for your rights and stand up for the truth. There are far more of us than there are of them. We must be courageous to defeat them and I have taken the first step. Follow me and I promise a new age of enlightenment and freedom awaits us. We shall break free the shackles of this mental prison and cease to obey any authority that refuses us our basic rights to truth and happiness.
Finally! The truth is spoken, fight the power Simon Pitthall~~
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JENK THE PIPESHUFF WAR NOW
>>23710Fuck I'm jenk'd out should beHUFF THE PIPESJENK WAR NOW
Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2OHZ0i_iT8
JEJSNKNDE?
>>18958
>>18958This stuff takes big huffs to do much, I think it's been watered down with less potent (probably cud eaters) shit. That's bullshit. Once you inhalle a craplod thygho youcan fel it.
>>23704Bump while jenk
Hey mallato, wanna but choke some jenkem?
sup brother bear is it 8:40 yet? buzz me mulattothis is my business partner right dude herelol u wanna butt chug some jenkem? but choke lmao
poet em, I had mine this morning
I heard there's a new type of Jenk called Jank, it's kinda like comparing weed to hash, obviously hash being much more potent.Only thing is you don't huff it, you put the Jank in your asshole so it sits in your colon and ferments with your natural acids and it gets you as high as huffing jenk for ~6 hours straight after just 10 minutes of Janking. Thoughts on this? Have you Jankum'ed, or planning on it?
ok would he not be fucking ripped on jenk by the time he got out this pipe or what guys, thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSq4f5q4TnY#t=57
Hello there Jenkenoids of 420chan. I'm from the past to tell you that jenk isnt real Good day, and now I'll be heading back home!
I still tates like mcdonalds fried shrimp and doritos
>eating a gas
>>23689
A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
>>23657I heard some of it is laced with cat shit too.
Cursive?
>>23661man i ain't about that cat shit jenk. get enough of that at home.
>>23657Those mainland Chinese are true connoisseurs of Jenk, hell they even cook with it.
>>23677Its true.
we here at Jenk central command are on a recruitment drive to get more people on to THE GOLDEN BROWN LIQUER OF LIFE, but seriously we have fun on this page enjoy!Please leave a shit pic and a pledge for how many times a week you will visit us, togetgher we can find the cure
You have what's called "sickness of the mind"
>>23685Well damn you got me here!
Wow. Nice curvature you've got there, son. I wish my shit would come out s-shaped.
Just got some terrible diarrhea yesterday, straight liquid shits all night and I couldn't get off the toilet it never stopped. Can't wait for this shit to ferment gonna get FUCKED UP
>>23685I never use the toilet I always with the water off naked shit in the shower then I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it, it's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diahrea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife then I dput the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amasing how much you can fit in your stomach
if u could b 1 strain of jenk wat strian would u be?pic related, my son enjoyin some homebrewed alaskan thunder flush
Either Peruvian Butthash or Greek Reek.
I personally prefer Itchy Britches
I'm all about that sticky stench.
>>23623That's fucked up I heard after harvest they behead the poor afghan they got it from. Whole lotta bad juju up in that doo doo.
Old Timer Morning Bran just gives me this glow that I can't get from other strains.
>>4147778 They used ancient 2003 footage... ↵
>>301468 kaleidoscopes!!!... ↵
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